May 20th, 2014

Paxo Asks Silvio: Did You Call Merkel an Unf**kable Lard-Ar*e?


  1. 1
    thostids says:

    “Si. She is!”

  2. 2
    jimmy says:

    Fair play to Silvio – if you were nailing Ruby the Heart-Stealer then by comparison Merkel is an unfuckable lardarse so what’s the problem?

  3. 3
    markbot says:

    Guido – the new video embedding thing you’re using doesn’t play very friendly with the latest version of safari, half the time I just get audio.

  4. 4
    Gordon McBreath says:

    We’ll miss him when he’s gone…

    That’s what the Guardian said about me.

    You didn’t though, did you!

  5. 5
    Ukip responsible for every car crash on the M1 since it opened Nick Clegg says:

    Massive kicking for the Labour Party on Thursday.

  6. 6
    Silvio B says:

    I can still remember the first woman I made love to. I kept the receipt.

  7. 7
    gordon bennett's bruvver says:

    they are sent to entertain us

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    Why doesn't Guido sack the fat one and put Alex in his place? says:

    Good for the country but you wouldn’t want to fuck it.

  9. 9
    Ukip responsible caused all earhquakes in the last 50 years Tory says:

    Yes we missed you like a hole in the head.

  10. 10
    Maqb­oul says:

    Not to her pug ugly face, he didn’t.

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    Selohesra says:

    Unlike todays politicians – who would have used receipt for their expense claim

  12. 12
    NewsShite says:

    ” We’ll miss him when he’s gone…”

    Speak for yourself. NewsShite needs to go with him.

    The corrupt Berlusconi is NO dreamboat. He only gets a shag cos he pays for it.

  13. 13
    Old Isleworthian says:

    Paxman gets Farage followed by Berlusconi. Going out with a bang.

  14. 14
    Muse says:

    Just wondering.

    When do you think Ed Miliband last had sex? He seems so uptight all the time.

  15. 15
    where's the UKIP smear? says:

  16. 16
    A Philospoher says:

    A man should always know his limits.

  17. 17
    Try this then says:

  18. 18
    Just as they do with Colin Jackson says:

    I see the BBC aren’t mentioning that Gabby Logan is one of theirs….just a ‘sports presenter’

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    Bozzer says:

    I knew a Madame Two-Swords. She did too!


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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    This type of question is in the public interest because?…

    Answers on the back of your cheque to the BBC for your telly tax.

    I’m not sure who is driving standards down so far? Is it us, the public, through demand or are the media dumbing everything down?

    Is a question like that of interest to anyone or am I missing something?

  22. 22
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Dear Ed Miliband

    Hungry, Bulgaria, Poland, Czech republic, Latvia, Slovenia and so on…

    These were all socialist countries. Proper socialist countries with energy price controls and ownership of production by the state, and 5 year central planning and allocation of food by ration, rent controls, driving permits to own a car and so on and on..

    So..two questions.

    1} why are all these countries only 1/10 as successful as the UK which only flirted with socialist fantasy?
    2} Why are you trying to emulate them ?

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    Mens Talk aint women talk says:

    I’m disappointed in Silvio if he didn’t, but Merkel does NOT deserve it

  24. 24
    Anon. says:

  25. 25
    Bill Quango MP says:

    He has a Santa Claus reputation.

  26. 26
    Ed Milllliband says:

    Well, they all have very thuccethful predithtribution thystemth.

    You are thimply comparing the wrong thtatithticth! (I hate thaying that latht word.)

  27. 27
    Ed Moribund says:

    Coming second would be a good result, wouldn’t it?

    I mean, you don’t come first on your first go, do you? This is like a dress rehearsal for the real election at which I will become Prime Minister.
    Trust in me Labourites..Victory is at hand.

  28. 28
    Ed Milllliband says:

    Tho thorry! I meant to thay thythtemth…

  29. 29
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Thank you Ed.
    But they seem to redistribute themselves into poverty. Its all very well everyone earning a living wage but theirs was a living wage from 1975.

  30. 30
    LOL says:


  31. 31
    Ed Milllliband says:

    Look, you can argue thith how you like. They did not even have their own pithpotth beforehand.

    They have now!

  32. 32
    Tolstoy says:

    Who are “Third Chamber” and why should we give a shit when they over-estimate the votes the Greens and LibDems will get?

  33. 33
    King James 1 says:

    Yes Ed it’s an awful, terrifying prospect but you’ll probably end up destroying your own party as PM so it might be a good thing. It will also provide the opportunity to create a genuinely rightist conservative opposition movement to oppose you so bon chance!

  34. 34
    The Prisoner says:

    Why Ed if being in the EU is good for Britain and immigration is also good for Britain why then do you keep saying everything in Britain is so bad?

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    Alas, Poor Albion says:

    Another political chicken stuffed by Paxo.

  36. 36
    Dick Scudamore says:

    ‘unfuckable lard arse’, that you Guido?

  37. 37
    Ed Milllliband says:


    The poor people highetht dithribution of pothethionlethnetheth.

    That ith why I want predithtribution, tho I don’t have to repeat that other ghathly word any more!

  38. 38
    Victoria Nuland says:

    Fuck the EU

  39. 39
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Bavarian beef curtains stewed in a pair of nylon knickers for eight hours at an EU summit.

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  41. 41
    Maqb­oul says:

    She won’t be payroll but IR 35 tax avoidance “disguised employment” like the rest of them.

  42. 42
    Cynic2 says:

    Onward to ze Glorious Reich zur die Euro Expense Bahnhof

  43. 43
    thostids says:

    Not with Mrs Merkel. Not even for the sort of money that would sag Silvio’s truss and the Eyetie Economy. The thought makes the “Texas ChainSaw Massacre” early evening viewing.

  44. 44
    Ed Milllliband says:

    Thometimeth, I can argue mythelf into varied thateth of thenthelethnetheth.

  45. 45
    er says:

    Are you Ian Katz?
    In the interview I watched Paxman didn’t ‘get’ Farage.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Alex? You must be kidding? have you read his bilge article on being “harassed” in parliament? He out Harriets Harman !!

  47. 47
    Nelson says:

    Are you trying to take the plinth ?

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    Anonymous says:

    One of the side benefits of EU membership is you get treated to the politicians that are attractive to the character of other countries. Italians have explained to me that they know their politicians have one hand in the till and the other in some girls knickers, but Silvio does it with a wink and grin which is at least refreshing.

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    The Growler says:

    So which of them are we are supposed to miss Geedes, Paxo’s leaving the Beeb and very good at going for jugular and Bunga-Bunga man is spent force.

  50. 50
    Banned says:

    He only empties his sack once a year?

  51. 51
    Justine says:

    I don’t know.

  52. 52
    King Clarkie. says:

    We won’t miss the gurning pantomime dame one iota.

    Self-parodying Beeboid, that’s all.

    About time he got off the pot and let some other irrelevant twat take the chief inquisitor role.


  53. 53
    Umm... says:

    “A former gymnast, Logan now presents sports coverage for the BBC and ITV reality show Splash!”

    Seems they have mentioned it after all…

  54. 54
    The Growler says:

    Will he be interviewing Dithering Dave, Teddy Boy Mili & Claggy, probaly not Dave and Teddy Boy because they seem adverse to close questioning and not being albe to obfuscate

  55. 55
    The Growler says:

    Of course the LibberLabberConners are frit, just frit. I think the Master is beginning to waver away from the Conners, he pushed the Conners as hard as he could, and Cammers still did not get a clear majority, the old boy is losing his touch, he always wants to be “the one that won it”. UKip is a wild card led by a “wild man” maverick, LLC’s just not know how to deal with him.

  56. 56
    John Bellingham says:

    Unlike British politicians who have one hand in the till and the other down a 19 year old “Spad”s boxer shorts.

  57. 57
    StevieBC says:

    This honest politician would get my vote, [just forget about the taxes etc…] ;)

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    Bugger on Benefit says:

    He actually said that her arse was so big that one could not fuck her from behind.

    He knows a thing or two that Silvio.

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    broderick crawford says:

    Ih come on Gweeds don t be a freakin spoilsport .

    For those of us who go to bed early to keep warm and can t afford Tv s or recorders


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    broderick crawford says:

    Justine told him he s on a promise onl IF he wins in May 2015 .

  61. 61
    broderick crawford says:

    Oh deeeeeearrr.

    Whose middle leg hasn t been pulled recently ?

  62. 62
    broderick crawford says:

    Silvio says

    I ‘ m the small one and he s the tall one trying hatd to cone down
    to my level .

  63. 63
    broderick crawford says:

    Was the result Edward Scissorhands ?

  64. 64
    broderick crawford says:

    Is Gabby the female equivalent of Gobby ?

  65. 65
    broderick crawford says:

    ….. and a third question

    Have the endless queues which built up at the local State store when rumour went round that left footed shoes had come in from the State factory –only to be formed again six weeks later when a second rumour hinted that their right footed equivalents are now similarly available — now a thing if the oast ? If yes why ?

  66. 66
    broderick crawford says:

    I am amazed libdems still poll 11 percent ..or indeed at all .

    Which coterie of sandal wearing veggi munchers are still voting for them ??

    If you want to vote for a minority why not switch to Greens . They embrace your agenda and at least they have nt fewked anything up yet …… so give them a chance to do so by being the next coalition …

  67. 67
    Silvio says:

    What’s the problem? Anyone out there think she’s gorgeous?

  68. 68
    pax says:

    being subtle always works

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    disgusted of tunbridge wells says:

    Say what you likecabout Silvio, he tells it like it is. Well, would you?

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    victoria linnell says:

    warning q.m.v.majority vote 1/11 2014 43 areas british government loses right to legistate over Britons in 43 areas.For gods sake vote ukip.Fuck the eu right up the arse.

  71. 71
    King Clarkie says:


    It’s June Sarpong.

    Beyond parody.

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