May 20th, 2014

Ed Miliband: Careless Whisper


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    Sadiq Khan 4 Mayor says:

    Ed Miliband is almost as good as Gordon Brown

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    geezer says:

    so coy

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    Leftie apologists for terrorism are much thicker than you could ever imagine says:

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    school for Scoundrels says:

    Mind bleach. I need mind bleach! For the love of Gods, dont press play! Never mind being a little bit sick in my mouth, I’ve just thrown up a kidney. What sick depraved bastard dreamt that up? If anyone needs me, for the rest of the day I will be is a darkened room sobbing uncontrollably.

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    Farage for Dictator says:

    Vote UKIP to stop this kind of thing! Down with the evil EUSSR controlled Youtube, this site is controlled by the BBC and the evil Murdoch empire, ITV is run by Romanian windscreen cleaners. Ed Milliband is actually Bulgarian.

    Tom Newton Dunn doesn’t like me because I want to cost his Dad his job! That is why The Sun is slurring me and no other reason!

    Vote for Nige is a vote for common sense and sanity.

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    Len McClusterfuck says:

    Kinell. WTF did we shove this twat into the job. Can’t have been me wot dun it – must have been Crow & Co.

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    Winston says:

    • The latest digest of crimes etc by the establishment parties – ONLY 2
    days worth 15th – 17th May!! (h/t GeorgeOrwell) The breakdown is:

    – 2 on firearms offences, 1 for falsely claiming to be a barrister, 1
    drink driving ban, 1 disqualified for benefits fraud, 1 cronyism over
    pub license breach, 1 accused of sexist remarks

    – 1 banned from office for bullying, 1 cronyism delaying prosecution
    for benefits fraud, 1 electoral fraud allegation, 5 resignations over
    racism claims, 2 resignations over homophobia claims, 1 facing
    investigation into homophobic remarks

    Lib Dem – 2 on benefits fraud charges

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    Speedster says:

    Holy Crap nuggets!
    I didn’t think it was possible, but he just gets more & more creepy as it goes on, and on, and on and on and on and….. :-0

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    Off the Hook says:

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Be fair. Gorgon was only an unmitigated disaster. Miliprat is a fucking great unbelievable disaster.

    He’s nearly as bad as Bumsex Dave.

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    Leftie apologists for terrorism are much thicker than you could ever imagine says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Here we go again – Ed, Ed and more Ed. Now I know he’s the living definition of a clusterfuck but you’d swear Labour were the government of the day by the amount of time Guido devotes to Ed and not those useless fucking Tories.

    Too late for this site – it’s had its Ratner moment.

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    Bujio says:

    Didn’t get selected?
    Don’t let it consume you. Try the lib Dems. They’ll take anyone.

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    The tonk known as Roger Helmer says:

    After the incident, Mr Helmer wrote on Twitter: ‘Sorry to spoil a good rumour, but I’m afraid I have not been arrested by the police.

    Read more:
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    Beeb Bollux Corp. Abbotopotamus Team says:

    Mere trivia.

    The important story is that Farage demanded a white coffee this morning. Now that final proves the man’s a wacist.

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    String Vest says:

    To be fair Farage has had his fair share of coverage.

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    The envy of the world? says:

    a husband who switched off his wife’s life support machine found out three days later she was still alive when he called the hospital to make her funeral arrangements, an inquest heard.

    Malcolm Greenhill, 62, thought he had watched his wife Marilyn, 65, die after he made the decision to turn off the machines which were keeping her alive.

    Doctors told him it would take just a few minutes for her to pass away so Mr Greenhill said goodbye to his wife of 41 years.

    After leaving her bedside he then started to tell their children and the rest of their family about her death.

    But when Mr Greenhill phoned the hospital to make arrangements for her body to be released for burial he was told his wife was still alive and breathing on her own.

    Mr Greenhill told an inquest last week how he had to watch his wife “die twice” at Sandwell Hospital, in West Bromwich, West Mids.

    Giving evidence at Smethwick Coroners Court he said he would never have left his wife’s side for her remaining four days if he had known she was still alive.

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    M’Lud Kinnockio, Welsh Windbag, recipient of EUSSR gold plated pension, who together with his wife . says:

    I said to Gladys only the other day – didn’t I Glad? – that boyo has talent, – that’s what I said didn’t I Glanny? – you heard me didn’t you? – those were my words – that boy’s got talent! – and any boyo in the LieBore Party has talunt to spare – I gotta sing you my song to let you hear how the old party done – you agree Glynnis don’t you? – that’s funny she’s gone.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Ed Miliband: Careless Whisper”
    More like horse’s **** whisper? Since they must all be hoping that saying things more softly, will make those logical contradictions in consecutive sentences a little less obvious to audiences.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    It’s those “come to bed” eyes. Women everywhere are wet for me.

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    'Dave' says:

    Oh those beautiful smooth young buttocks, those gently rippling muscles . ..

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    thostids says:

    “infidel” Saifudin. “infidel”. Or Kaffir – Un-believer. Not Pagan. They’re the silly buggers that enjoy prancing around bushes in Spring thinking fun-things and who enjoy themselves; unlike the various deluded trouble-makers who spend their lives trying to organise everybody else of kill them, or both.

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    Maqb­oul says:

    Defence evidence comprising irrelevancies and red herrings.

    Maybe, just maybe, Abu Hamza is guilty and was given something denied to the victims of his actions.

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    JH453453255er says:

    Fuck off and live among them if you don’t like it Allan.

    What? No? You want to carry on living in your rather genteel, comfortable, safe, lily-white area?

    Fancy that.

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    The English says:

    That would be the Romanian female car washers would it?

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    Ed Milimong says:

    I like Whigfield. Do you think she’d go out with me?

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    And I can guarantee that says:

    Too late Guido.
    Once the trust is broken, you’re on the way down.
    The fat fop has fucked your blog.

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    Dazza says:

    Creepy fucker…

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    Self Satisfying Bumsex Dave says:

    April inflation was 1.8%
    This means that the national Debt of £1.3 TRILLION has reduced in value by over £20 BILLION
    Since the Deficit was only a mere £8 BILLION or so for the month, this proves that my Government’s fiscal policies are a wonderful success.

    P.S. Fuck all you little savers on your 0.5% interest.

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    Leftie alert says:

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    Gas the spongers says:

    Massive kicking coming Thursday for this Socialist Shit.

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    Anonymous says:

    This is not just a ‘Lefty’ opinion. I would be considered politically ‘Hard Right’ and yet, along with many others, it is my view also.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Good article from Alex in Breitbart.

    UKIP’s success is a damning indictment of the failure of our political class.

    Wish his Salad Dodging colleague could be as objective…

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I may look like a total dork who peddles the politics of resentment but at least I have more intellectual self-confidence. It shows, doesn’t it ?

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    Ever Hopeful says:

    No. It’s Abbotopotamus about to smother the fucker with her flaps once and for all.

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    The tonk known as Roger Helmer says:

    As I say, a prominent feminist and her friends called me a manipulative prick on this blog.Double standards?

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    Ukip caused WW11, the Black Death and smallpox claims the Sun says:


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    Ukip responsible for all plane crashes last century claims the Guardian says:

    It was you?

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    JH453453255er says:

    I think it is more that their sacrifice meant nothing if we are then just going to surrender our sovereignty and freedoms voluntarily.

    If you showed those men fighting and dying what many parts of Britain look like today, many would have thrown down their rifles.

    Fight for THAT?

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    gravatarmysteryman says:

    Should you be out attacking people in wheelchairs?

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    gravatarmysteryman says:


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    Beeb Bollux Corp. says:

    Don’t forget WW3, WW4, WW5, WW6, WW7, WW8, WW9, and WW10. Farage caused all those too.

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    Voting first thing in the morning says:

    Tony Cox can go fuck himself. The use of the graves is entirely appropriate. Cox feels uncomfortable because he hates facing the truth.

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    The BBC says:


    There will be a second Holoc@ust if UKIP win on Thursday!

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    Fifth Columnist, Forth bridge, Firth of Forth says:

    We were told when he joined up that had form for doing just that.

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    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    Ukip hits back at race claims by staging ‘carnival of colour’ – will Godfrey Bloom guest on bongo-bongo drums?

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    'Dave' also says:

    Don’t be tempted to vote UKIP – vote for me – vote Toree!

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    Miliband's researcher needs disciplining says:

    Local newpaper report today:

    “LABOUR is already in full control of Swindon Council, days ahead of the election, according to party leader Ed Miliband.
    The Labour leader was interviewed on BBC Wiltshire this morning and said the leader of the party in Swindon, Jim Grant, was already doing a fine job as leader of the council. ”
    the Conservative party gained a majority at the 2003 election and have held control ever since !

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    Mrs Jackasson's little boy says:

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    Papa Lazarou says:

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    Howdy do dere honey says:

    UKIP to hold a “mini carnival” today in Croydon. Steel band, etc. Now we are at the surreal stage.

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    Torquemada says:

    Bush actually did find WMD in Iraq. Some old chemical weapons but no new programs. It’s detailed in a much ignored UN report on undeclared Iraqi WMD.

    Also US oil imports from the middle east are 40% lower than 2003. Turns out the USA imported more oil from Saddam. So they didn’t go to war for oil either.

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    The tonk known as Roger Helmer says:

    I shall avoid the area.

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    Farage says:

    Shoud, shouldn’t. You know what I mean.

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    Swinger says:

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    Vote UKIP :-)

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    Anonymous says:

    Comented in the Spectator today

    Last night on Newsnight Nigel Farage claimed that just over the past week 17 councillors had been ARRESTED on various charges, some quite serious.

    OK, so somebody may claim that it wasn’t 17, on their count it was only 15, but the point is that these are all people elected as councillors on the recommendation of the Tory, Labour or LibDem parties who have behaved in ways that have justified their arrest for REAL CRIMES.

    Meanwhile, during this election campaign maybe about the same number of UKIP candidates have been accused not of real crimes, but merely of THOUGHT CRIMES; and those people, fewer than 1% of all the UKIP candidates, have been assiduously drawn to the attention of the public through the mass media while the arrest of Tory, Labour and LibDem councillors has been largely ignored by the same media.

    And we know who has been principally responsible for trawling through the back stories of over 2000 UKIP candidates to dig up whatever dirt they can find, and we know who has been feeding the stories to the media, apparently even with an arrangement with the newspapers that they will be provided with a stream of salacious stories provided they go easy on the Tories.

    As I have repeatedly said, there are still many decent patriotic people who are members of the Tory party, and it may be asked how they will feel about the despicable behaviour of those leading their party; perhaps we will get some indication the next time that party publishes its membership figures.

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    Taxpayer says:

    The NHS is a crock of shit. Very few of the staff could care less. Why should they? They have a guaranteed job and pension and no politician is prepared to hold them to account.

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    Swinger says:

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    Pooly Toyboy says:

    Double Standards shall be maintained

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    The credibility, once gone, can never return.

    Guido’s screwed the pooch! This site’s just a big yawnfest these days.

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    Torquemada says:

    The NHS is the finest Health Service in existence and the envy of the world.

    Well so I’m told…by the unions that make money from it…and the BBC.

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    Feeble4 says:

    Disaster of an interview for Snow and Channel4.
    He practically begged for the interviewees to agree with him and condemn Farage.
    Didn’t happen.
    Fuck you Snow

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    Scum on Benefit says:

    Hamza was dealt with rapidly in the US. They are somewhat surprised that he was allowed to operate from Finsbury Park Mosque for so long.
    It is no mystery, the British governments are afraid of Labour’s imported muslims.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Great stuff, Snow kept trying but their answers didn’t fit his poncy liberal agenda, delicious.

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    British Nigel Party says:

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    Grok One says:

    Wonder who David Challinor’s tailor is ? Classy ensemble!

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    King James 1 says:

    Farage allegedly echoing Griffin is only designed to take people away from the British Nick Party that’s all Ukip can finish off these nut jobs.

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    Taxpayer says:

    Councillor Cox, would you like to explain then why you thought it politically necessary on 11 November 2012 to post online about Rememberance Sunday? What was it you were remembering? The sacrifices of our nation’s soldiers or the need to remind your voter-base of your self-importance?

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    cynic says:

    He feels uncomfortable because he didn’t think of it first.

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    My other water pistol is a ray-gun says:

    Is that gun for real or are you just another leftie space cadet?

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    My other water pistol is a ray-gun says:

    Why don’t you go and get a real job?

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    BBC says:


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    i think says:

    There was no doubt Hamza would be found guilty-because he was.

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    let's be having you says:

    Publish Chilcot.

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    no more appeasement says:

    Now can the rest of the terrorists who’ve been stirring up
    hatred in our country be either arrested,tried and jailed
    or sent back to where they came from along with all their
    sponging families.
    Let Hamza and Qatada be the first of many.

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    Cornish pasty says:

    Elderly people in my family who fought in the war
    and survived the blitz agree with this poster.
    And they are grateful that at long last UKIP and Farage
    are saying what they truly believe.

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    he's full of sound and fury but signifies nothing. says:

    It’s a toy gun that makes a sound but shoots a bit of material saying Bang.

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    A Labour scam says:

    You mean that there is another senior Labour MP who doesn’t attempt to turn up for work yet claims the full amount from the public purse?
    This looks contagious?

    Labour means not working.

    Inquiry please. How many others?

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    subject_no_4656356 says:


    “The issue here is can you actually brand everybody, from one particular nation, as somewhat unruly?”

    Sorry is it the issue? or is the issue 28,000 arrests in London out of a population in the UK of 80-100 thousand.

    That’s your issue Snow not the majority of the publics.

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    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Oh God he’s so HOT!

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    subject_no_4656356 says:

    +1 good try

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    angela says:

    that is really wrong on so many levels … truly yuk

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    Rabid Right Wing says:

    Their are allegations that he was an informant for British Security services…

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    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    At times it looks like the team at Aardman couldn’t make up their minds if they were doing Ed Miliband or Speaker Bercow.

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    broderick crawford says:

    plus 1000

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    broderick crawford says:

    Edward scissorhands says


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    broderick crawford says:

    ” You can of course follow us on Titter … ” ??!!

    She was obviously on an after -transmission promise ….

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    broderick crawford says:

    I bet he woukd nt walk a million miles for one of your ” smiles” Danny Boy

    Why don t you put on a green pierrot hat and turn yourself into a wand ‘ ring Irish Minstrel playing with your ” flute ” … preferably a london ” Derry -Air “

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    Disillusioned says:

    Until I read this, I knew Snow was biased but didn’t realise he was so blatantin his bias.

    She said UKIP is “a one issue party…that issue is immigration”. Snow responded “I thought that issue is Romanians”. Completely ignored the fact the core issue for UKIP is removing themselves from control by the EU and its legislation.

    Fo a supposed intelligent considered journalist he reveals himself to be just another biased twat with his own agenda. Remarkable how Snow is still seen as credible…

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    tosspit says:

    Google brian gerrish common purpose

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    Obama beach says:

    Ooh where’s me tissues I’m coming I’m coming. Oh dear I could have given all that to my local food bank.

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    Greasy spoons say go says:

    The man who fought a sandwich and ……………….the sandwich won

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