May 19th, 2014

UKIP Share Another BNP Slogan in Telegraph Advert

Given that the last UKIP conference was overshadowed after Guido revealed the party had lifted their slogan “Love Britain. Vote UKIP.” from the British National Party, you would think that Farage and co would be more careful about choosing their rallying cries. In today’s full page Telegraph advert, UKIP claim all they “want is our country back”:

Which sounds an awful lot like the BNP’s “we want our country back”:

Awkward, though they can argue their inspiration was taken from Hilary Clinton...


  1. 1
    gladyspew says:

    Fuck off Neo Guido. You are looking really desperate.

  2. 2
    Herman Van Boring says:

    What is this OUR country?

    Surely they have learned by now ?

  3. 3
    Racism fashion police says:

    Throwing the ‘racist’ rhetoric around is soooo Nu Labour.

  4. 4
    FrankFisher says:

    Christ Guido…

  5. 5
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Meanwhile, has Dan’s cat been snorting pepper or something ?

  6. 6
    today000 says:

    Is Murdoch writing this blog now?

  7. 7
    Tosspot alert says:

    I’m outta here – Guido must be taking it up the arse big time to come up with this tripe. Deleted from bookmarks and FB. Bye, bye Guido.

  8. 8
    The LibLabCon Dept of Doublethink says:

    Now repeat after me ten times.

    Global Warming = Climate Change
    Immigration = Net Immigration
    New Labour = Labour
    Right-wing = Extreme Right
    Debt = Deficit
    Conservative = Liberal Democrat
    Non LibLabCon voters = Racists

    Failure to comply will result in a visit to room 101 at the BBC.

  9. 9
    Lamestream Media says:

    Fuck the political/media establishment – vote UKIP!

  10. 10
    Bill Quango MP says:

    The man in the white flag suit.

    To be fair though, Farage was dismal on LBC.
    He must have known what O’Brien would be like? It’s commercial radio and the politics of the presenters are part of the show.

    It’s not like the BBC where are the lefties are secret. O’Brien openly waves his liberal-progressiveness like a flag.

    Farage should either never have gone on or done a better job if he did go on.

  11. 11
    B3 says:

    Cool. They’ll get my vote then.

  12. 12
    Guido says:


  13. 13
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    He’s still at it?

  14. 14
    A lefty says:

    Waaaaaaaaassssssssssiiiiissssssssttttttt !!!!!

  15. 15
    R-apists everywhere says:

    We like this guy’s thinking!

  16. 16
    Oto Normalburger says:

    ffs !!!!!!
    all we want IS our country back

  17. 17
    A lefty says:

    Awful isn’t it?
    Like Tony Benn saying Chairman Mao was the greatest leader of the 20th century and possibly the greatest leader of any nation ever.

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    Oto Normalburger says:

    in his defence

    is it some sort of reverse psychology to get us all angry enough to vote UKIP ?

  20. 20
    JH326y34523435432 says:

    Imagine how Miliband would have fared under such a pre-prepared, orchestrated barracking?

    He probably would have slipped just saying into ‘these strikes are wrong’ in response to each gabbled attack.

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    You used to be cool, man.

  22. 22
    The British media are cunts says:

    Wow! Murdoch must cum by the gallon in your gob Fawkes.

  23. 23

    Vote UKIP :-D

  24. 24
    Herman Van Boring says:

    There is no such place. You are just department 4J of south-western region administration block including Gibraltar.

    Why must you be so tiresome voting block south-west, 4J ?

  25. 25
    JH326y34523435432 says:

    Yeah, it’s not exactly Wordsworth is it? It’s a simple bloody concept, not a ‘slogan’.

  26. 26
    Gerbil 7 says:

    So the headline could and arguably should read “UKIP borrow Tea Party slogan”?

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Well we do want our country back! Vote Ukip!

  28. 28
    Grow a pair and vote Green you spazmoids says:

    Message to all lefty retards Miliband is seen as a threat to the balance of ‘The force’ almost as much as Farage.
    That’s why Dan the Blairite is sticking the boot in at every opportunity.

  29. 29
    Neo-guido says:

    I’m still cool! I’m still cool.. I’m just about to something cool..just watch me !!

  30. 30
    The LibLabCon Dept of Doublethink says:

    Thirty pieces of Murdoch’s silver for you.

  31. 31
    Silent but Deadly says:

    I get the feeling that many people in the UK been waiting for someone like Nigel Farage to emerge. It was evident in 2010 that, despite 13 years of misrule, Cameron never quite sealed the deal with the British electorate. This ‘wisdom of crowds’ has been proven correct by subsequent events.

    When I think of Farage, and the disgraceful way he is been treated by the establishment cabal, this blog included, a quotation keeps popping in to my head.

    Ghandi’s “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

    UKIP are currently at stage three, I hope and pray for them to win on Thursday, the British people deserve it.

  32. 32
    JH326y34523435432 says:

    Christ, I was wondering if I was going to make it to vote on Thurs, due to workload.

    Now I am making a special journey, irrespective.

    Fuck this establishment bullshit.

  33. 33
    The LibLabCon Dept of Doublethink says:

    But that wouldn’t have the same effect.

  34. 34
    Bill Quango MP says:

    UKIP borrow tea?

    Coming round pouncing it off their nice Romanian neighbours no doubt.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Vote liblabcon for Britain to be just a state within a united states of Europe. Vote Ukip if you want our country back!

  36. 36
    UKIP4ME says:

    Thats me done with this site now, seems to me its turned into a daily fail lookalike.

    Over to I think.

  37. 37
    himindoors says:

    What’s next? UKIP ate my hamster?

  38. 38
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Flippin hell G, you are really in a stirring the piss pot mood today, I reckon mrs Thatcher would have loved to see Farage fighting his corner with the media and politicians trying their hardest to take him down, and theirs you happily stirring it up with your windowlickers who at one time were Conservatives and would still like to be but not with Camoron and his libdem pretend Conservatives, 2015 is getting closer.

  39. 39
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Miliband could go on Nick Ferrari.
    Not often you hear a grown man crying on the radio.

  40. 40
    Sarah Millington says:

    Nope, this has not worked either.

    I am still voting UKIP.

  41. 41
    lojolondon says:

    Keep it up Guido, you are playing your part!

    Only have three more days until we vote UKIP, LibLabCon is counting on the entire MSM to fool the British public into rejecting freedom and democracy!

  42. 42
    Norman Viking says:

    It’s ours. Fuck off

  43. 43
    What a knob says:

    Share a wine with a libdem no problem wouldn’t you?
    The fact that not just one but many in that party are pedo’s and perverts doesn’t matter at all they will not be judged collectively.

  44. 44
    The Lone Ranger says:

    Perhaps, but not many people (including me) who are voting UKIP on Thursday have seen the said item, or care.

    Fuck ‘em – vote UKIP.

  45. 45
    The Tit in No. 10 says:

    I plead with you all to Trust me! – I’ll get your country back ! I give you my word! – and you know me well enough by now!

  46. 46
    Returning officer for Glastonbury says:

    hippies, druggies and students make up about 3% of the electorate.
    Greens manage about 3% of the vote.

    That’s basically how they function. The henna tattoo and weed party, man.

  47. 47
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Could you date a UKIP supporter? – asks the Telegraph.

    My claim for Lizzy Vaid is hereby staked!

  48. 48
    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    I am a rare Postal Voter that didn’t put a cross in the Labour candidate box. UKIP for Local and Euro ballot papers.
    That is after 35 years of voting Conservative each and every opportunity.

  49. 49
    Returning officer for Glastonbury says:

    We have lost all the UKIP postal votes. We stored them securely in a river but now they have gone. Oh well….

  50. 50
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Who cares? i’m still voting UKIP.

  51. 51
    lojolondon says:

    OMG – that is such a waycist thing to say – reporting that all those Romanians have been arrested. I hope the reporter is getting a load of flack for telling the news, hopefully his colleagues will think again and we can keep the British public in the dark.

  52. 52
    Norman Viking says:

    I couldn’t wait for a hypocritical smug racist to emerge

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    You might like to look up his explanation of the symbolism on the two arms. Just because something has a specific meaning to you does not mean that it has the same meaning to someone else.

  54. 54
    Arse II says:

    Since when has Guido been part of the media establishment you dribbling fucking cretin?

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Gay’ Marriage = ‘equal’ marriage FFS!

    Can’t they say it in real language . . . ‘Gay’ Marriage = per_vers_ion and bullshitty progressive tosspots

    Who dreams up this bollocks? are they paid?

  56. 56
    Norman Viking says:

    Do we vote via Facebook now?

  57. 57
    Al Capone's Psittacoidea says:

    For how long have fat c*unts been called Salad Dodgers?

  58. 58
    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    I haven’t been sniffing anything it’s Dan whose high on Blair farts

  59. 59
    JJ says:

    Nothing has changed this end I’m still voting UKIP but what about your end fat boy?
    It’s looking like you’ve outed yourself as a liblabcon lickspittle.

  60. 60
    Tony E says:

    Since he hitched his wagon to Murdoch.

  61. 61
    waiter says:

    How do you like your stake done, sir?

  62. 62

    It’s not our country.

    We just borrowed it from our children.

    And wrapped it round a tree.

    Solution: cut down all the trees!

  63. 63
    Sitting Bull says:

    All I wanted was my country back

    now my people have all but been eliminated

  64. 64
    BBC says:


  65. 65
    Hannibal and the Carthaginians says:

    Carthage no longer exists

    immigration is not all it’s cracked up to be

  66. 66
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    We are all voting UKIP. I am. You are. Dan Hodges is, as is his cat. Boris is. Even Ed Miliband is, though that will be by mistake.

    Only H@rry will be voting Tory Bear.

  67. 67
    The harsh but fair guy says:

    Harsh but fair.

  68. 68
    Penny Red says:

    Would I date a UKIP supporter?
    I’m not sure if I’m ready to have a relationship with a person who washes has got a steady job and also pays tax.

  69. 69
    Voting UKIP says:

    Who really has any power anymore expect the banks?

    Tony Blair walked in to Murdoch’s house, grabbed his wife, & rode the arse off her in Murdoch’s own bed.

    Why is Blair still walking/breathing?

    If a mate of mine shagged my wife in my own bed, I would be sitting in The Scrubs awaiting my trial.

  70. 70
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    WTF is wrong with wanting our country back?

  71. 71
    Jimmy the fish says:

    I’ve read this blog for years, back well before thick as thieves and Harmanpride used to entertain us. Guido you actually once commanded respect and were the only blog of importance, getting the mcbride scoop was important and show what a mendacious liar brown really was.

    But your reputation is over now. To see you join in with the attempt to smear ukip is pathetic. We are now seeing that the guardian has a secret deal with the Tories for it. Channel 4 have gone mental over it. And let’s not even talk about the odious and moronic dan hodges and the telegraph.

    I am truly mystified why you have joined in with their game, money, peer pressure, blackmail over something, threats about leveson being extended to blogs, no idea. But you have done so and your reputation as an independent voice is gone forever.

    The post here is absolutely atrocious. You know damn well that you could draw such comparisons with half the slogans the Tories and labour use, anything with the word Britain in it really.

    From being torn between Tory and ukip, you have pushed me or the edge to vote ukip and I even donated to them in principle that the ENTIRE media are playing dirty and it’s wrong. Do remember Brits live an underdog though and everyone can see garage is a decent bloke…

  72. 72
    Raving Loon says:

    Give it a rest Guido, it’s getting boring now.

  73. 73
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    I see the moderation and deleting of comments has started.

  74. 74
    Hamish says:

    Guido remains on my favourites menu, along with fledgling LabourList, and various loonies. If I am allowed to use the word loonies.
    In my youth, the demotic expression loony bin was frowned on. It should be lunatic asylum.
    Goodness knows what they are called now.

    Guido is still the go-to blogger. Or why are you reading this?

    Chorus: we’re not.

  75. 75

    Vote UKIP :-D

  76. 76
    Nigel Farage says:

    Am I the only person who thinks the Coalition’s doing a pretty good job?

  77. 77
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    It’s that bloody Romanian again!

  78. 78
    A Voter says:

    I do want my country back.

    And I will vote UKIP to achieve that. Being an Irishman working for a corrupt American who abandonned his Australian nationality for tax and business reasons, you may not undertsand about patriotism Guido.

    In which case, I recommend you follow Wittgenstein’s advice.

  79. 79
    Maqb­oul says:

    Nothing wrong with the sentiment.

  80. 80
    Indigenous Aussie says:

    Immigrants buggered us big time.

  81. 81
    Figel Narage says:

    The top up voted comments have been terribly manipulated on that story. Just look at the worst rated comments inversely, that’ll give you the true indication of opinion.

  82. 82
    Ockham's Razor says:

    12:25 pm

    Next up:

    UKIP caused millions of deaths at Auschwitz.

  83. 83
    Jimmy the fish says:

    The day cathy newman bravely finds a Labour Party supporter with unsavoury views – and there are thousands of them in working men’s clubs – then the media might be said to be fair. For now, just an attempt to smear ukip.

  84. 84
    Peter Tapsell says:

    tinky winky dipsy lala po

  85. 85
    Sue de Nymme says:

    Agreed – Guido’s been assimilated, it’s how “they” work. Good while it lasted.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    So i take it that no other lib lab con merchant has ever ever uttered the words ‘love Britain’.

  87. 87

    UKIP ate my hamster.

  88. 88
    Heslop says:

    You clever fucker! ;-)

  89. 89
    UKIP trumps Guido says:

    Rememebr when Cameron blew his credibility when he reneged on his vast iron guarantee……and he never recovered.
    That’s you that is.

  90. 90
    Maqb­oul says:

    Will you be taking your battalion of sockpuppets with you?

  91. 91
    Jenny Talwaught says:

    UKIP don’t like it up ‘em!

    What they really want is a return to the 1950s. Lashings of creamed rice puddings and tinned spam for all!

  92. 92
    A Voter says:

    Reuters would say that, wouldn’t they?

  93. 93
    Arse II says:

    I doubt Murdoch give a shit what Guido writes.

  94. 94
    Ockham's Razor says:

    It’s not ours, of course!

    We didn’t make that! ;-)

  95. 95
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    And they ‘still call’ themselves as a ‘free press’ oh dear … it’s all unravelling – and did’nt Denning say something about that and fraud …?

  96. 96
    gladyspew says:

    I am sure this has happened. Trust in the State is zero.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Same here . Furthermore , I really don’t give a fuck if my vote for UKIP at the next GE lets Miliband in.

  98. 98
    Arse II says:

    That’s nice dear!

  99. 99
    Jimmy the fish says:

    Haha succinctly put.

    The best way to show guido what a twat he is being is to convince a friend to vote ukip. Explain it in a positive way, don’t let the media stop you. Show how we can trade with the whole world. How stopping immigration means young people might get a job. How money saved from the eu could be spent here. How we could make our own laws like in a democracy!

    Most decent Brits can be won over and I’ve got my mum and a few of her friends to vote ukip now.

  100. 100
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    While the caught out establishment wish to take us all back to the dark ages – of their Star Ch.ambers.

  101. 101
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    It is about as fixed as his hairstyle. The bigger Guido will rue the day…

  102. 102
    Rickytshirt says:

    “British Jobs for British Workers.” – Gordon Brown 2007.

    I don’t remember the media getting into a hissy fit over that. What changed?

  103. 103
    Arse II says:

    Tony Benn was a gibbering cretin. Everybody knew that. So is Farage. The only difference is people haven’t quite realised it yet.

  104. 104
    Desmond Tutu says:

    We got our country back and no one called us racists.

  105. 105
    A Voter says:

    There are still people in China who say that. It doesn’t mean they would go back to the cultural revolution any more than people who admire Winston Churchill want to bring back rationing and land troops on the Dardanelles.

    Where Benn differs from sane people is that he probably did want to institute the Great Leap Forward in the UK and melt down all our cooking pots to fake the pig iron statistics.

  106. 106
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:


  107. 107
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Jack Straws arse shared the same toilet seat as Nick Sniffin when Jack had a poo on the QT studio bog.
    As yet the buttocks have not apologised so the pressure on Miliband to act is increasing by the hour.

  108. 108
    Shoot a poof, ra-pe a woman, vote UKIP says:

    There’s no such thing as r-ape.

  109. 109
    MB. says:

    You should offer a prize to anyone who can find a Liberal or Labour slogan previously used by the Nazis or Communist party

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  111. 111
    To which the response says:

    Oliy twot.

  112. 112
    Bob Rusk says:

    Says a gibbering cretin.

  113. 113
    nell says:

    Yes I think UKIP have probably gone too far now for the likes of me and mine.

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    Arse II says:


  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    Ukip don’t need guido’s help. They are doing a fine job of outing themselves on their own.

  116. 116
    Bosun Higgs says:

    The Labour Party slogan “Vote Labour” is an obvious lift from the English National Party slogan “Vote EPN sorry ENP”.

  117. 117
    EyeSee says:

    It is clear that wanting to leave the EU is causing Global Warming (as there is a consensus on AGW, you are not allowed to disagree), so UKIP are clearly responsible. Next you’ll be telling me that hiding massive corruption (and being part of it) are not the proper function of a supranational government of the people.

  118. 118
    Nigel Far-Right says:

    more smears

  119. 119
    anon says:

    …chocolate star chambers

  120. 120
    jimbo says:

    Yep, Guido is finished a a respected blogger but after this election he will get an extension on his contract with the sun and probably other offers to work for the main newspapers or bbc. His joining in with the smears was just his application for more money later.

    In case you read this Guido, I’ll refrain from the rudeness of others but I was a genuine fan of yours and I am disappointed by the intellectual weakness of the relentless ukip smears you pump out on a daily basis. I think you have finished your reputation as a man committed to to truth against the big media. I have never voted ukip before but i guess i am part of that 35% because I am going to now and probably will at the GE even though i know it might let miliband in.

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    Pie-Anne Flabbot says:


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    Shoot a poof, ra-pe a woman, vote UKIP says:

    His left arm is covered with a series of offensive images – including a German eagle, used by Hitler during the Second World War, and two German planes diving towards a J*wish Star of David, coloured in yellow — the same colour as the badge J*ws were forced to wear during the Holocaust.

  123. 123
    Dung says:

    “No political party in modern history – not even Neil Kinnock’s Labour in 1987 – has come under such sustained attack and misrepresentation. Mr Kinnock at least had The Guardian and the Daily Mirror; Mr Farage cannot boast a single national title, and several papers are running vendettas against him.”

    Quote of the day on order-order.

  124. 124
    Guido supports UnionsTogether says:

    GF is not even trying to hide it anymore.

  125. 125
    Diogenes says:

    H@rry wouldn’t understand a philosophical reference like that even if it bit his fat arse.

  126. 126
    Flamin' Dave Cameron-Wurst says:

    brown hat = sore arse

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    Jimmy the fish says:

    Bollocks – and you know it. If the same approach was taken to the Labour aprty – finding every councillor who said something weird, every small time supporter who posted something bad on facebook and everytime they used a union jack and said the word britain had articles on order-order, every major newspaper and other places all linking it to the b&p and did this everyday then we could say it was balanced. but it isn’t. ukip is 99% very decent people.

  128. 128
    Jenny Talwaught says:

    UKIP candidate calls for rivals to be executed:

    I’m beginning to suspect UKIP are a giant stunt by Chris “Brasseye” Morris.

  129. 129
    Monika under fire says:

    In 79 Maggie saved our country, maybe Farage is the man to do in 2015. Lets face it, there is NO ONE ELSE. Maggie would have greatly respected Nigel, a lesser man would have folded under the pressure long before now. A vote for UKIP is a vote for our Britain.

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    bryanodell says:

    You know what? I was really disappointed to watch that video, it was surreal, a bit like a hostage video where the guy is being forced to read a statement supporting his captors.
    WTF is going on ? Please tell me the Salad Dodger has been captured and was being forced to read that statement.
    If not, its the end of a blogging era.

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    I’m confused as to why Farage would spend so much time appearing on “MSM” if said “establishment” is engaged in a “conspiracy” against him and his nice chums.

    Perhaps one of you nice non msm / anti establishment / conspiracy theorists / kippers could spare a moment and explain it to me I would feel enlightened.
    Or anybody else.

  132. 132
    Arse II says:

    Carthage didn’t have Trident.

  133. 133
    Ye of little faith says:

    So the establishment conspiracy has won as far as you are concerned. You might as well have Brown back.

  134. 134
    Cucking Funt says:

    so you beat them to it

  135. 135
    Arse II says:

    The mainstream media don’t have to do any digging. Not a day goes by without a Ukipper exposing his Nazi tattoos. 99% decent? What a joke.

  136. 136
    Guido supports UnionsTogether says:

    That smear has been totally demolished.

    UKIP candidate Kevin O’Doherty is actually a pacifist and a gay man in a civil partnership; and his tattoos represent Good triumphing over evil

    Even a cretin knows that no Nazi would ever have the Star of David tattooed on his body.

    Still no apology from The Daily Mail for smearing him, but a sort of mea culpa from the PinkNews

  137. 137
    The British media are cunts says:

    left wing homosexual Beeboid just called Scudamore’s actions as “a crime”

    Can the BBC get any more pathetic?

  138. 138
    FrankFisher says:

    Sadly, I’m afraid I agree.

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    rimmmmer says:

    Weird isn’t it? While Guido joins in with just that ridiculous activity. What the fuck is today’s post about? Using the word Britain? How about day after day articles on whether the Labour party is r.a.c.i.s.t for saying British jobs for British workers?

    I hope the m.u.r.d.o.c.h s.h.i.l.l.i.n.g is worth is guido. you’ve lost your reputation forever here.

  140. 140
    Alas, Poor Albion says:

    Oh no! There are people in UKIP who ‘want their country back’? I want my postal vote back. No way will I support an insidious, devious, RACIST organisation that ‘wants its country back’. Thank you for opening my eyes, Guido: how could I have been so blind?

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    Arse II says:

    Ironic as Wittgenstein was a raging homosexual who fought on the German side in the First World War and was an immigrant to the UK. This would qualify him three times over for “deportation to zee east” under Ukip policy.

  142. 142
    JH326y34523435432 says:

    Well, it’s not like he went to boy’s schools with the sole intention of slapping their arses, is it? Nor did he set bombs off around his own locality, blaming it on ‘Ali-G style mobs’.

    Can you imagine the 24/7 MSM histrionics if a UKIP member did the same?

    Thank god the curtain is finally being pulled back.

  143. 143
    The East of England says:

    It was such a close run thing for me.

    I thought long and hard, weighed up the evidence- on the one hand, the orchestrated smear campaign, the establishment closing ranks, the lies, the insults, the fear, the fact that my town is now a crime ridden cesspit where overwhelmed services barely function.

    On the other hand someone’s found a slogan that’s a bit similar to the BandP.

    Nope, still voting UKIP.

  144. 144
    albacore says:

    Oh my, now surely it couldn’t be
    Those awful folks in the Bee Enn Pea
    Just happened to be right all along
    Who is it, again, that said they’re wrong?
    Oh yes – our glorious Parliament
    Plus all the righteous Establishment
    And wouldn’t it just be too absurd
    Not to take those worthies at their word?

  145. 145
    Perry Neeham says:

    If you’ve been reading GFB for as long as you say you ought to have picked up by now that Guido is (or can be) negative about ALL politicians…and quite bloody rightly too!
    As long as he has no sacred cows – even if they are cows we quite like – I’ll be a Guido fan.

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    LondonistanBC. Who gives a Fk what happens within the confines of the M25?

  147. 147
    Bad lad says:

    What’s she like? ;-)

  148. 148
    Raving Loon says:

    He’s even doing union ads attacking UKIP. I can remember when this site used to be about rebellion and resisting the establishment. How times change.

  149. 149
    Myer Surtz says:

    he didnt mean it

  150. 150
    The East of England says:

    The list of banned words is getting longer by the day.

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    Guido supports UnionsTogether says:

    Because no matter how big they are, you have to face down your enemies.

    UKIP are like Pit-bull terriers, Small but once we have our teeth on you we will never let go.

    Thursday is going to be UKIPs day

  152. 152
    intergalacticsuperhero says:

    Collective insanity seems to be engulfing the media.

    Is word “Country” going to be banned?

    Is the word “We” going to be banned?

    Is the word “The” going to be banned? (I am sure the Bee En Pea used it lots of times)

    Those in the media are completely failing to understand how ridiculous and pathetic they are beginning to look; reputations gained over years are being thrown on the bonfire of media hysteria.

  153. 153
    Guido supports UnionsTogether says:

    Taken Murdoch’s cash and ‘jumped the shark’

    Order Order is finished. No one will have any respect for GF after this

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    i waz in the babyland and the garlic and herb sauce came out. my organ has been removed. so i have bypaased the fatherland. i have a houseboat and i seek a virgin for . i look. frappucino cream. oh hello birdshit.

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

  156. 156
    The East of England says:

    Sooner or later there will be a story on here that starts “UKIP founder, Cyril Smith…”

  157. 157
    Maqb­oul says:

    Denning was the Law Lord who said to Leon Brit­tan, “Who are you a German J­ew to tell us about our English law?”

  158. 158
    King James 1 says:

    Must admit I’m baffled by this Thought Guido more than anyone could see through the Establishment and its machinations. Just what is it Guido does support!?

  159. 159
    Anthony Wedgewood-Hilter says:

    But he could make a lovely cuppa

  160. 160
    Gordon Brown says:

    British jobs for British workers

  161. 161
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    Because a lot of people watch telly, read newspapers and listen to radio.

  162. 162
    Shooty* says:

    You’re all waycist.

    This is Allah’s country.

    The sooner we all accept that, the more peaceful we will be.

  163. 163
    Maqb­oul says:

    “I hear that some of them have them this big !”

  164. 164
    Monika under fire says:

    Have any one seen what’s going on, on Daily Politics. Jo coming out with all the Racist, homophobic antics of the Legacy parties. Is this another ploy?

  165. 165
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    There is an old saying.
    The higher you climb up a tree the more of your arse people will see.
    The media let Farage climb the tree hoping to see arse but all they got so far is VPL (visible panty line)
    Not what they were after but enough for them to have a wank over.
    Meanwhile back in the real world voters like what they have seen and are going to vote UKIP in droves.

  166. 166
    Guido supports UnionsTogether says: is a better Politics blog now

    Guido has completely sold out to Murdoch

  167. 167
    Guido supports UnionsTogether says:

    go to

    Guido is finished

  168. 168
    nell says:

    Well you can’t blame the establishment for the comments farage was filmed as making. And you can’t blame the establishment for some of the extreme and loopy comments and behaviours of his fellow ukippers.

    You have to judge it on what they are saying and how they are behaving and frankly in the last week or so they’ve crossed a line into the unacceptable, nobody made them do that, they did it voluntarily. Therefore they have to be judged on that.

  169. 169
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Harman Pride.

    Now that WAS a long time ago. Before even McMental destroyed the nation.

  170. 170
    Anonymous says:

    +1 million you fat fuckin Hunt…….

  171. 171
    TheTimes says:

    Try to keep up old chap, he’s been bought and paid for.

  172. 172
    John Bellingham says:

    “Equal marriage”. A type of sodomy or pederasty that attempts to eliminate hanging around public toilets in the cold weather.

  173. 173
    Guido supports UnionsTogether says:

    And he represents UKIP how?

    He isn’t even a member, he simply donated some money to UKIP

    lets have a look at the squeaky clean Tory donors…. oh dear…

  174. 174
    The British media are cunts says:

    He meant Scottish jobs paid for by English taxes. Hence the shite aircraft carriers one of which will never be fitted out as the navy don’t have enough escort ships, the fact the one that will go to see will need an oil tanker following it around because it’s powered by fossil fuel not nuclear..oh and the shite aircraft we want to put on it are now looking to be scrapped as they are shite and of course thanks to the one eyed jock mong we can’t use any other types off it.

  175. 175
    Anonymous says:

    me too….that fat irish C.U.N.T HAS SOLD OUT….

  176. 176
    Lydia Dustbin says:

    Oh for god’s sake grow up Guido. UKIP have been using the phrase for years, nobody minded before.

  177. 177
    Guido supports UnionsTogether says:

    He has totally lost it;

    Guido and Dan Hodges both saying identical things wird for word singing off Lynton Crosby’s song sheet

    The Establishment are in full retreat this week.

    UKIP landslide Thursday

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    Well its worked for me, never again will I support the tory party after what that C.U.N.T Camoron has done to it….

  179. 179
    Bill Quango MP says:

    “UKIP founder, Cyril Smith…..Shot Rinka the dog on the moors…He then murdered his child’s nanny and fled to Panama where he left his clothes on the beach and an empty canoe.. He was discovered living in Jimmy Savill’s caravan in 2010 and sentenced to 10 years imprisonment…
    The UKIP leader is a close personal friend of Rolf Harris, President Assad of Syria, Max Clifford and is a regular speaker at Tony Blair’s war funding money raising evenings.”

  180. 180
    jgm2 says:

    I do fucking well hope so.

    But another three full days of negative UKIP stories on every single radio and TV program and in every single paper will surely affect the outcome.

    It’s like prior to the 1997 election. Sleaze-this, sleaze-that about the Tories and ‘spontaneous’ cheering crowds for the Messiah.

    The establishment is terrified about UKIP but, as we see, they have enormous resources with which to defend the status quo.

  181. 181
    The General says:

    Guido, are you looking for a job at BBC ? Your past few articles certainly qualify you.

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    Being negative isn’t the problem here though. The problem is that he’s taking part in a blatantly orchestrated media campaign organised by CCHQ. It means he’s no better than the lobby hacks he claims to be better than.

    The ‘Guidoisation’ of politics has been reduced to taking the same media lines as the rest of the MSM. A shame, this place used to be very, very good.

  183. 183
    Ex Conservative voter now I've seen the BBC. says:

    Even for the BBC Daily Politics today was appalling, the supposed presenter was instead the ringmistress for a totally biased unfair attack on UKIP with said UKIP given no chance to reply. She allowed that thick Lammy, in particular, to just shout over any word the UKIP guy tried to say.

    The UKIP rep was only allowed on for two minutes after the would be hyenas from the other parties had had a group fest trying to bring down UKIP. The BBC cannot go any lower, where is the fairness and impartiality it’s supposed to uphold?

    Having watched this I will now vote for UKIP instead of Conservative.

  184. 184
    Old Codger says:

    Love Britain – vote UKIP

    Hate Britain – vote LibLabCon.

  185. 185
    Arse II says:

    And before you all ask, yes I am being paid for my time to write these replies, so what, it’s important that we expose the extreme UKIP so I work for the BBC paid for by a grant from the joint Daily Mail / Guardian Media anti-UKIP smear spreading group.

  186. 186
    John Bellingham says:

    Dear Archie, you know this is not true as you yourself have campaigned vigorously against the necklacing of Malawians and Mozambiquans in Diepsloot and you stated in your retirement sermon that the ANC should not descend to racist sloganeering, remember?

  187. 187
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Benjamin Disraeli 1845 ‘One Nation’.

    Ed Milliband 2012 ‘One Nation’

    Don’t recall a thread on this blog accusing Ed of nicking Disraeli’s slogan? Strange that.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

  188. 188
    Planetoid Eris (not being Rupert) says:

    So which of the criminal ‘elite’ parties do you now support, Tumbleweed ?

  189. 189
    Guido supports UnionsTogether says:

    As did Labour’s Frank Field,

    “This is not so much a wake-up call. It is almost time for the firing squad for politicians who have allowed this to happen.”

    Frank Field is an MP, not a lowly county council candidate.

    This however didn’t bother the MSM at all, funny that eh?

  190. 190
    Maimed Codger says:

    What is the problem here, if a slogan is good, then use it…I am still trying to find the Pound in my pocket which is worth as much as it was yesterday…perhaps you have to be old to remember that one but there have been quite a few since.

  191. 191
    John Bellingham says:

    One Nation! “Ein Volk!”
    “Action G8″ Aktion Reinhart.

  192. 192

    I’m going to have to agree with the guidophiles here. If you’re going to start posting sane, rational and anti racist pieces then what is the point of the place? Loonies are your core demo and you’re going to lose them to Delingpole.

  193. 193
    Danske Folkeparti says:

    If Winston Churchill arose from the grave and gave a speech – he’d be arrested.

  194. 194
    John Bellingham says:

    “Private Eye” did that with an Enoch Powell photo in 1968.

  195. 195
    Legal Aid Scrounger says:

    I wonder if David Lammy has a good lawyer. I am not a member of UKIP, but I might join tomorrow and sue the Black bastard for calling me a racist.

  196. 196
    Anonymous says:

    Errr, if Hitl3r said be proud of your country does that mean no one can ever say they are proud of their country ever again….

    Totally pathetic.

    This is really backfiring on the MSM and political blogs now….

  197. 197
    Anonymous says:

    Thank you

  198. 198
    Jack Ketch says:

    Adolf, (whatisname?), Ein Volk, Ein Reich.

  199. 199
    Jack Ketch says:

    Wilson Pound in 1967–US$2.80 Purchasing power £1.00 ( £1/0s/0d)

    Today’s pound (2011)– US$1.60 Purchasing power £0.247 (£0./4s/1d) (actually one and a ha’penny.

  200. 200
    Village Idiot says:

    ….You seem to be having the opposite effect to the one intended,sack him!

  201. 201
    JH326y34523432 says:

    You’d rather live next door to an elderly white lady that a flophouse full of Romanians. It’s that simple.

    Yes, you would.

    You are racist, ageist, sexist, istist.

  202. 202
    Village Idiot says:

    ….It will not do them any good, quite the opposite,and it has exposed a very seedy,nasty , lefty , spiteful,scared group of people in the media,who are the real enemies of this country,traitors all!!!!
    This blog thing has shown its’ true colours,and its not purple and gold, but is definitely “Establishment”,shame really,….Oh, well, funwhile it lasted!

  203. 203
    Village Idiot says:…..mmm…I will have a look sometime…….soon!

  204. 204
    Arse III says:

    Oh the hilarity! Guy pretends to write a comment with someone else’s name. How clever!

  205. 205
    Jexrab says:

    You cannot trust the UKIP. There stats are lies , lies and more lies.
    Every stat they put forward is a total lie. They are a joke.

  206. 206
    Bluto says:

    How much are the EU vote counters being paid to ensure the “correct” result on Sunday?

  207. 207
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    She love you looooooooong time!

  208. 208
    Bluto says:

    Owned by the Rothschild family so this is all very predictable.

  209. 209
    Dave's Fruitcake says:

    Now Guido has been turned one has the feeling of isolation.
    Who speaks for us? NIGEL of course. No wonder they don’t like him.

  210. 210
    Bluto says:

    Ukip chaps and chapettes should just tell all the media types to just fuck off and refuse to be interviewed any more.

  211. 211
    Bluto says:

    This once admired and respected ancient female grandma blog-contributor appears to have caught a severe case of early onset dementia. Pity, she used to be fun to read every now and then.

  212. 212
    P@edo Fucks says:

    British smears for British bloggers.

  213. 213
    P@edo Fucks says:

    You can wipe that drool off your keyboard once you’ve finished thrashing at it, you hysterical buffoon.

  214. 214
    P@edo Fucks says:

    The BBC is fucking crime.

  215. 215
    Lucifer says:

    I like liars. I like everything-ists.

    Now what have you got, shithead?

    Vote evil! Yay!

  216. 216
    Lucifer says:

    Everyone knows evil’s way cooler than good.

    I mean, you’re a case in point.

  217. 217
    Lucifer says:

    Ni mei you keneng xiao laowai huoqi, shabi ni ye nei ga ma ni xiaqilai, tongxingling de shazi!

  218. 218
    Nadia Cummycrotch says:

    Care Român/a? Nuam spus nimitch! Rasiste de stânga!

  219. 219
    broderick crawford says:

    No no no . EU Directive 666/66 dated 6/6/1966 has for some time now crystallised the convention that Anglo names must be adduced to their equivalents in the French tongue .

    Thus Murdoch becomes Merde -doc.

    Please employ correct spelling in future to promote multiculturalism . Thank you .

  220. 220
    Bob c untface Crow says:

    like this.

  221. 221
    broderick crawford says:

    Grillo ? Grillo you say ??!!

    It s just not cricket !!!

  222. 222
    Bob c untface Crow says:

    Fuck Europe.If you don’t vote UKIP you hate Engand,its that simple.

  223. 223
    Norma Stitz says:

    Spare room subsidy = bedroom tax.

  224. 224
    Norma Stitz says:

    And of course, finding Maddie in Farage’s garage.

  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    Thank you for the considered response. I don’t doubt that 99% of uk supporters are very different people. But just to articulate my earlier note a little further, I’m sure that many ukip supporters are neither xenophobic or racist. However when the main “policy” slant is rather er, nationalistic, (clue: name of political party) stands to reason that nationalists attract xenophobes which in turn attract racists.
    Labour attracts plenty of nutters who think Venezuela is a beacon to be followed. They should (and are) slated accordingly.
    Libdem attracts ridiculous idealists attracted by catchy ideas and (so it seems) have plenty of nasty skeletons in the closed. They should be outed accordingly.

    Ukip do a good job of outing themselves by turning some quite reasonable discontent about the EU into something quite nasty.
    EU? What have they ever done for us?
    Cue python esque response.

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    That is what we want!

  227. 227
    Bertram Sparks says:

    I’ve heard this before. Look who else wanted his country back.

  228. 228
    Chris The Leatherman says:

    William Hague at the 1998 or ’99 Conservative party conference. Follow me and I will give you back your country.
    The only orator the Conservative party has.

  229. 229
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    The one at the BBC,and please in English next time there’s a good chap.

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    “British jobs for British workers” remember that one? This was Labour’s slogan under Gordon Brown, except it had already been used by the BNP.

  231. 231
    PARVUS says:

    ‘I want my country back’ was also uttered in the film ‘Robin Hood, Prince Of Thieves’ (1991). A Norman usurper exasperatedly (his castle was being attacked and he was losing) asked a Saxon warrior ‘What do you want?’ and he replied…
    It seemed a moderate request then, and likewise now…

  232. 232
    BrindleFlyer says:

    Guido is CONSTANTLY trying to say that Farage is a racist, just like the rest of the media. So what is Guido getting out of it? Favours or money?

  233. 233
    coldwarkid says:

    When the man speaks wisely to the fool, all the fool can hear is foolish.

  234. 234
    Anonymous says:

    Each time you try to strike UKIP down, they become more powerful with every blow. Guido Fawkes – Unwitting UKIP spin doctor. Thanks buddy!

  235. 235
    coldwarkid says:

    “You cannot trust the UKIP. There stats are lies , lies and more lies”.

    Is it “there , stats lay”

    or perhaps,” their stats are lies”

    Make your mind up. This ambiguity is not helpful for people trying to learn the English language. (sorry, is it okay to capitalise or even say English?)

  236. 236
    coldwarkid says:

    British leyland?!!!!!!!!!!!!

  237. 237
    coldwarkid says:

    I remember Benn addressing a yorkshire miner’s conference, he did it in a fake northern accent, the miners swallowed it, hook, line , and sinker . Benn was a pultroon to say the least.

  238. 238
    ned ludd says:

    Well said. Guido is a cying lunt.

  239. 239
    HUE says:

    You might like my YouTube video of that name…?

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