May 19th, 2014

All Grown Up: Tory MP Recreates Baywatch Pose 15 Years On

charlotte

As a 20 year old lifeguard Charlotte Leslie set hearts racing on the beaches of Cornwall in her red swimming costume. Fifteen years later the Tory MP has recreated her Baywatch pose to raise awareness for the lifesavers who protect our coasts. Any money raised goes to the Bude Surf Lifesaving ClubShe’s still got it…


287 Comments

  1. 1
    Hattie Hatemen says:

    BAN THIS FILTH!

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    • 4
      Nigel Evans says:

      FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!

      Splooge!

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    • 16
      Chris Bryant says:

      So what?

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      • 29
        Man on the street says:

        Pah. Baywatch is borrrrring.

        Come on guys, we still haven’t concluded whether Farage is waaaaaacist or not.

        We need to agree ‘yes’ by Wednesday at the latest.

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        • 264
          HandyCock @priory says:

          I have decided to be gay today

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          • Gays Will Rule the World says:

            Good idea for a Channel 4 prog:

            “Gay for a Day” Tonight UKIP MEP and notorious homophobe Neville Bonkers visits Soho and tries out a daisy ring in a sauna. Will he turn out a sore loser or a cert for a convert? Julian Clary chairs the Gay Panel that votes on his performance.

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        • 279
          Scum on Benefit says:

          “Baywatch”, I thought it was called “Wristwatch”.

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    • 30
      David Cameron says:

      Hear. Hear. This sort of thing has no place in my enriched multicultural society.

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      • 107
        Anonymous says:

        WTF is Dave wading into the Richard Scudamore row for?

        The man just can’t help it – he’s a dripping wet liberal whose neediness is a fatal flaw in a man making life and death decisions.

        Cmon UKIP put this twat to the sword!

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        • 218
          Bring Home Our Boys says:

          Perhaps Dave might like to wade into the missing sailors row
          and get the rescue effort restarted as a matter of urgency.
          Every hour is vital and to simply abandon four brave Brits is
          unacceptable.

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        • 229
          Anonymous says:

          ‘Cos he’s a calculating little bastard?

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      • 149
        Tom Catesby. says:

        Gets my vote.

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    • 39
      hadley freeeeeman says:

      Right on sista. The white male patriarchy is keeping women like me down with the r.a.p.e. cutlure. I should be paid even more money and not have to work but only have to write to empower myself with books about sunglasses and send tweets about companies that won’t fire more men. RACISTS.

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      • 53
        Demetri Marchessini says:

        Ràpe is a myth! Women who were trousers should be smacked.

        Vote UKIP.

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        • 57
          Tim Yeo-Yo says:

          Women who were trousers?

          Your ranting is increasingly incoherent. Why don’t you go and find a blog where people give a fcuk?

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        • 70
          cathy newmanmanmanamanamanamanaaananamanam says:

          Please come back on C4News – we need you to represent all UKIP supporters for our latest smear atteempt.

          What’s that? Some obscure donor to the Labour party also likes Stalin and believes in killing Tories? No, we don’t want to talk to him.

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        • 152
          Mrs Marchessini says:

          ‘Wear trousers’ dear. Don’t argue with me, because I wear them at our house!

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      • 82
        broderick crawford says:

        Ahh .. so this is what Marchessini meant when he said real women don t wear trousers … they show their bikini libe instead .

        serious.y though . English rose . Highly fuck”ble

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    • 143
      Foul Mouthed Frodo says:

      That new picture is fucking vulgar, she looks like a fucking minging butch dyke with down’s syndrome. Maybe she is, ticks a load of diversity fucking boxes don’t it/ Just look at the flabby arse on the tart. Zoom in on the picture and you can see a bit of crusty beef curtain slipping out the side. I’d rather fucking drown than be rescued by this desperate for votes whore.

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  2. 2
    Abdul Krims bum boi says:

    I would.

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    • 17
      Anonymous says:

      You would never catch her.

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    • 277
      The Growler says:

      Fawkesy and Fawkesy wouldn’t you two like look young and fit and vibrant as that young lady 15 years on, Old Fawkes you will be about then 62 and Young Fawkes you will be about 45, barring accidents of course, but you can subscribe to some of those daft ads on this site and who knows you too will not age a feel the effects of age.

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    • 87
      broderick crawford says:

      That s not Ed Balls . It s his much younger brother ..

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    • 278
      The Growler says:

      Wots Manchester United? Do they get paid a lot of money for kicking a bag of wind about for 1½ hours a time?

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  4. 5
    Independent comment lol says:

    ‘Mr Lammy is the latest Labour incarnation of the Diane Abbott school of mendacity and stupidity’

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  5. 6
    Ockham's Razor says:

    One in the groyne, anyone?

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  6. 7
    Nermal says:

    The Tories have Charlotte Leslie Labour has D Fatbutt.

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  7. 8
    Lard Everard says:

    Would you like to be a LibDem ??

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  8. 9
    Red blooded male says:

    ‘She’s still got it…’
    Not for me she hasn’t.

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  9. 10
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    There was a young lifeguard of Bude,
    Who went for a swim in the nude…

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    • 37
      The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

      A crab nipped her twat
      Because he thought that
      her clopper resembled some food.

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  10. 11
    DerrIn Brown Full Time W@nker on C4 says:

    Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! I am reading the lingerie section in my mum’s Littlewood catalogue. Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap!

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  11. 13
    Harriet The Harmer says:

    Disgraceful!

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  12. 14
    Archbishop Welby says:

    At a Ukip gathering last week in the church hall someone said that Charlotte loathed Cameron and was ripe for defection..she’d make a good recruit.

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  13. 15
    The British media are cunts says:

    Scudamore keeps his job and if UKIP win on Thursday the loony left will have had a shite week :)

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    • 26
      The real Peter Hitchens says:

      Excellent
      Just because he send a few smutty private emails to his mates he is castigated after his phone is hacked by Osama Bin Abrahamsons daughter

      ” Shut the fuck up love and get me another onion bhaji, btw nice tits”

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  14. 18
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Id rather fucking drown than be dragged from the water by this scaffolding pole (dont you just hate poles) in a swimsuit
    When UKIP win we will have southern californias climate but out the fucking mexicans

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  15. 19
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    GORDON BROWN pushed for the creation of a global “Robin Hood” tax on financial transactions even after he had been warned that America would block the proposal, claims the former US Treasury secretary.

    Tim Geithner, who served in President Barack Obama’s first government, discloses in his memoirs how he ended up in a “minor spat” with Brown over the proposal to tax bank payments, share deals and all other financial exchanges.

    Ahead of a G20 meeting in St Andrews in November 2009, the former prime minister’s officials approached the US Treasury and the White House seeking support for the tax.

    http://thetim.es/1taNETk

    Proof that Gordon IS a moron.

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  16. 20
    The Bog Standard Labour Party and Its Bearded Feminists says:

    We are disgusted & outraged by this!

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  17. 23
    Maqb­oul says:

    What is she trying to raise?!

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  18. 24
    DerrIn Brown Full Time W@nker at C4. says:

    Does she having vulnerable friends I can assault er gawp at?

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  19. 27
    DerrIn Brown Full Time W@nker at C4. says:

    Does she have any vulnerable friends I
    can assault er gawp at?

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  20. 28
    Legs eleven says:

    I’m greatly enjoying the sunny weather we’re having. An endless parade of leggy lovelies in short skirts showing off their gorgeous shapely legs, the view occasionally spoiled by someone either with too skinny a pair of legs or one with tree trunks.

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  21. 32
    Baloney with Macaroni Club says:

    Bude Surf Lifesaving Club?

    Stick it up your arse! Enjoy!

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  22. 33
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    UKIP election broadcast tonight
    that should leave a few leftist scum frothing at the mouth

    Now as I enjoy a good curry lets keep the p**** (except muzzies) keep the chinks and trow the rest of them out

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  23. 36
    Realist says:

    Scraping the barrel a bit there Guido.

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  24. 40
    Jimmy says:

    Whatever happened to Schrodinger’s Cat.

    Did the excitement of blogging on here get too much for him?

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  25. 41
    A fine pair of lungs and I can prove it says:

    More life saving bullshit for charity.

    We are drowning in this CHARITY bullshit.

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  26. 42
    Legs eleven says:

    I think we should have a new law that demands all the best looking ladies wear the shortest skirts possible and all the munters wear burkas.

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  27. 43
    Dan Hodges says:

    Guido what the fuck are you playing at? You started the day well by smearing ukip with a fatuous and non-existent link to the B&P. Now this shit? My balls are on the line. If Ukip win the vote this week I’ll be a laughing stock.

    It’s dead easy, just call up the Guardian and they will give you one of the stories that the Tories passed them, it will just be some random indigenous Englishman who supports Ukip who said something forbidden about limiting immigration. Bam, you write that this shows Ukip are just like H.i.t.l.e.r.

    Get it together man.

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    • 50
      Glenda Jackson's Neighbour says:

      Mrs. Jackson, do you know your little boy’s been playing with the Lib Dems?

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    • 95
      Socialism Ate My Future says:

      I do think reference the attacks on UKIP that we’re seeing a dividing line between Nationalism and Globalism of which the later has unlimited useful idiots and big money backing.

      Since when has racism ever meant bringing the rights of parliament back to Westminster and having a more Australian type immigration process?!

      I suppose it keeps the proles distracted from the events on the Chinese / Vietnamese border, and the Ukrainian crisis.

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      • 125
        John Bellingham says:

        Due to the Vietnam-Chinese disagreement, there has been an outbreak of “anti-foreigner sentiment”. Not racism, then?

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        • 132
          Socialism Ate My Future says:

          UKIP aren’t racist IMO

          Events in Vietnam and Ukraine are ethnically (and historically) based so “racist” if you like that word.

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          • well i never says:

            The British public knows full well Farage and UKIP aren’t racist.
            For years the left has used the word racism to stifle legitimate
            debate about immigration.
            It worked. People were too frightened to speak out.
            But we’re not scared any more.We’re relieved that at long last someone
            is articulating our views.

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    • 272
      Eric Morecambe says:

      This boy’s a fool.

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  28. 44
    Anonymous says:

    You can tell she hasn’t knocked out any kids then. Drinking from the hairy cup?

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  29. 45
    Frank Carson says:

    I’m metrosexual.

    I like having sex on the Paris underground.

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  30. 46
    William Hague says:

    I don’t get it. It’s a picture of someone leaning on some railings. I can’t see why I’d be interested in this. What’s everyone getting excited about?

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  31. 47
    White Slave says:

    Another charity CON. I would rather drown than buy into that charity bullshit! Saving a drowned Brown rat from a sinking ship!

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  32. 48
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Through the ludicrous help-to-buy scheme, Nobsore is actively inflating the housing bubble for purely political reasons. It will all end in tears thanks to this actively incompetent chancellor.

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    • 64
      nell says:

      A pre-election boom should have been timed to coincide with the General Election 2015. This bubble seems designed to burst a year early.
      Oh Mr Osborne what have you done?

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    • 71
      Kathy Newman's Hair says:

      Why don’t you ever check a fact before writing Moussa ?
      You make yourself look such a student cock.

      Av house prices from UK national average statistics

      1997 – £94,000
      Maximin imbecile’s turn 2007 – £184,000 double in just 10 years.
      Today £174,900

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      • 101
        Tim Yeo-Yo says:

        He can’t help being a twunt. Being a total fuking mong when it comes to basic maths and economics is part and parcel of being a labour supporter.

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      • 151
        jgm2 says:

        I suppose when the Maximum Imbecile was flooding the UK with 25bn a year in borrowed money to pay the one million public sector drones he’d hired overnight in 2001/2 that was a prudent and infinitely sustainable thing to do.

        Riiiiiiight.

        These Brownian apologist c*unts just will not see it.

        He’s right though. If all we have to generate ‘growth’ after five/six year of monster deficits is another fucking housing boom then we’re fucked.

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        • 165
          JH326y34523435432 says:

          No real way to have a housing boom now. You’ve got a generation who have already put off buying for the last five years, think they are going to jump in now just before interest rates rise? To have a boom you need real momentum from a point where prices are low.

          There just isn’t the capital available now. Most can’t save £50K or whatever you need as a deposit these days. I’d say prices will stagnate in real terms, then plunge when interest rates rocket due to some black Swan event.

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    • 76
      The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

      In 2015, i would like to use your tears as vinegar on my chips….

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  33. 51
    SS says:

    I would.

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  35. 54
    ahmonika says:

    ahmonika says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    May 19, 2014 at 6:11 pm
    Pamela Anderson Was ‘Gang-R4ped’ As Teenager.

    Where would she be now if she hadn’t though? Every experience goes to make the person.

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  36. 58
    was-once-a-good-blog says:

    Pure D-R-I-V-E-L

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  37. 63
    intergalacticsuperhero says:

    What we have seen in the last few weeks is the nastiest political campaign of my entire life, and we know that in the main it has been orchestrated by Conservative Party Central office.

    We haven’t seen a word about Conservative policy on Europe and Cameron has failed even to lie unconvincingly (again) regarding an EU referendum and renegotiation.

    What we have seen is a thoroughly nasty campaign from a thoroughly nasty Party which should never be allowed to govern again.

    Now we know how well deserved that epithet, “Conservatives- the Nasty Party.” really is.

    Let us never forget that the Conservatives by this campaign have forever branded themselves as the “Nasty Party”.

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    • 78
      Now you're getting it says:

      Vote labour

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    • 83
      Tachybaptus says:

      The foolish moniker suggests that the comment was written by Owen Jones.

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      • 91
        Micro windmills may soon recharge your mobile phone says:

        It was probably written by a forty something in his bedroom whilst his mum was making his supper.

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      • 93
        intergalacticsuperhero says:

        It was written by someone who used to donate to the Conservatives and vote for them.

        But that was before Cameron came along.

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  38. 65
    Beancounter says:

    Website may not be updated yet, but the BSLSS is on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/budeslsc?sk=wall&filter=3

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  39. 67
    Charity Life Ruiner says:

    I have sacrificed 12 years of my life for Charity. I have come to the conclusion that it does more harm than good.

    So forgive me if I tell you to stick your Bude Surf Lifesaving Club up life ruining arsehole.

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  40. 72
    Does my pun look big in this? says:

    Guido’s still got it too… a fat arse.

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  41. 73
    in other news says:

    The ones that came before us, those who invented the language and the laws and the stories and the industry, these ghosts of the elders are stirring, congregating together and whispering ” Will they do what is right?” Spirits of lives given to protect freedom of others, awake, now concerned that all that they gave may turn to a nonsense and join in the asking ” Will they do what is right?”

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  42. 75
    Slurp Slurp says:

    Better wear a scrum cap. Those thighs would rip your ears off.

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    • 81
      The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

      They are superb thighs……

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      • 94
        Adrian Moleskin says:

        Not even a tiny shaft of daylight between them.

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        • 116
          Filthy fucker says:

          The gluteus maximus and the hamstrings give extra power to the transverse and rectus abdominis and the internal and external obliques which in turn enhance the effectiveness of the fibromuscular elastic tubular tract known as the vagina.

          Where these are working in harmony they can grip an inserted object like a vice.

          A man is lucky if he experiences this once in a lifetime.

          Ah!

          Liked by 1 person

      • 100
        John Bellingham says:

        Not as powerful as Penny Morduant’s.

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        • 123
          non taxable pikey says:

          Probably are, ” Leslie worked as a lifeguard on the beaches of North Cornwall, and then as a swimming coach and gym instructor.”

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  43. 77
    King James 1 says:

    Another dopey bird but fit!

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  44. 79
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    *sigh*

    If I were 50 years younger.

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  45. 98
    Leech Off The Weak By Pretending Care says:

    Where the fuck is Cornwall?

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  46. 99
    Demetri Marchessini says:

    There’s no such thing as ràpe. They’re all asking for it!

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  47. 102
    Anon. says:

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    • 108
      Socialism Ate My Future says:

      So the attacks on kippers will intensify then, methinks Wednesday the Westminster bubble and it’s stooges will go full guns to play the wacist / bigot card.

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      • 115
        The daily paper says:

        Well, we have got the one about Nigel Farage, his mistress and wife and Angela Merkel and Rolf Harris in a hot tub.

        That’s for Thursday morning.

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    • 112
      The British media are cunts says:

      GET IN THERE!!!

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    • 117
      Austin Tash says:

      ITV have spun this as “UKIP lead is narrowing”.

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      • 126
        BBC says:

        UKIP support collapses !

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      • 190
        jimmy the fish says:

        I actually thought you were joking but I just read it on itv – yes they spin ukip thrashing all the other parties as the lead narrowing.

        Really the last few weeks have been the most ridiculous smear attempt of a campaign I have ever seen. Depressing that Guido joined in too. What they’re basically saying is that millions of ordinary people who want democratic control of our country back are inherently racist and bad. For the first time since Thatcher left I can actually vote FOR someone, someone patriotic, honest who will do his best for Britain (and who the media hates) Thanks Nigel :)

        Just put our effort into getting out for ukip every single voter we can on the big day, I’ve got most of my family voting for the first time in their lives.

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    • 186
      rimmmmmmer says:

      Go on Nigel!

      Read it and weep Guido, Dan Hodges and Cathy Newman. Fuck you all. We stood up to Napoleon and Hitler. You think you three inadequates with the Daily Mail and Guardian and the harridan feminst mob on twatter can stop us? No fucking way.

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  48. 103
    Leech Off The Weak By Pretending To Care says:

    Flabby Diane Abbott should get her water wings on then we can throw her off a cliff and see if she can fly.

    It is all for chariteeeee!

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  49. 105
    Demetri Marchessini says:

    I think the suggestion by UKIP’s Jòhn Sùllìvan that everyone should shoot a poofter is a splendid idea. Come on, friends, we can do it! Let’s start with Harvey Proctor. That bummer was a personal friend of Thatcher wasn’t he? The dirty woofter.

    Shoot a poofter! Vote UKIP.

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  50. 106
    Anon. says:

    No wonder so many Westminster MP’s are pro EU. All those extra holidays.

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  51. 109
    Demetri Marchessini says:

    Any of you shot a poofter yet? I’m waiting.

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  52. 110
    The British media are cunts says:

    Prick Robinson gets more pathetic by the day. Asking potential UKIP voters if they knew of any other UKIP policies they answered no.

    The irony was lost on old Toenails (must be years of having Gordon Brown’s shit up his nose) after he spent yet another interview with Farage asking if he was a racist.

    Perhaps if the media did it’s real job rather than on acting like pimps for it’s paymasters at Westminster people might have more of an idea.

    All that the media are doing is making more and more people want to vote UKIP just to fuck off lefty cuunts like toenails

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  53. 113
    Demetri Marchessini says:

    Imagine a world where all poofters have been exterminated. Wouldn’t that be splendid? Granted, that would mean roughly 40% of the Tory cabinet from the 80s would also be dead, but who cares? Shoot a poof, vote UKIP.

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  54. 114
    Demetri Marchessini says:

    Homosexuality is an abomination. It says so in the Bible. Granted, it also says anyone wearing mixed fibres should be killed, but I prefer to think about bumsex. Shoot a poof, vote UKIP.

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    • 124
      Peter Mandlebum says:

      ooh get her!

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    • 185
      nell says:

      Ah a labour troll trying to smear the other parties. labour wouldn’t need to do that if they had some half decent policies instead of militwits one day stand / bandwagons.

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      • 215
        intergalacticsuperhero says:

        Do you do irony?

        CCHQ has been throwing muck at UKIP for weeks, has made no positive statements whatever and you haven’t noticed?

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        • 240
          Edmund Burke says:

          People are often blind to their own faults. That’s why they should listen to and learn from their critics. The fact they clearly don’t is probably why the Tories are not leading in any of the polls.

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      • 280
        My eyes have been opened says:

        Quick, hide the spoons, Granny has been got at.

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  55. 117
    Grick Niffin says:

    I always feel at home here. So many decent people with similar views. Together we can build a new future.

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  56. 120
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    She’s lush :)

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  57. 130
    John Bellingham says:

    Why do Romanians want to come to Britain and sleep in the park or scroung a basic living by begging and stealing?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2632858/The-ultimate-living-How-poor-carve-living-SEWERS-Eastern-European-city.html

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  58. 131
    The British media are cunts says:

    What a shock that Channel 4 news are hammering UKiP again. The child fiddling cuunts at Westminster and their rent boy chums in the media are losing badly.

    We’re going to cut you media twats a new one this week.

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    • 136
      Socialism Ate My Future says:

      Jon Snow is sinking though! Round of applause to that author! You can almost hear the gasps of the lefty bed wetters!

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    • 138
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      Given up with channel 4, turned on to watch some new and Farage is having to explain the i’s and the t’s what a fuvkin bunch of vile people, none of the media have asked any questions about UKIP they why’s and the where for’s and how they stand on anything but racism and immigration, while they go on like attacking Farage like hush puppies, UKIP is growing, Vote UKIP.

      Remember this Thursday EU elections go and vote, up to you who you vote for but vote.

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  59. 135
    Ockham's Razor says:

    If UKIP win every fucking seat on Thursday, the LibLabCon will just say crap like “lessons will be learned” and carry on as before.

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    • 139
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      Just like the lessons were learned time and time again with those little ones.

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    • 140
      nell says:

      Every seat on Thursday? – are you expecting that that will be every EU seat and every Local Government seat that is up for re-election?. That sounds a little over-ambitious, over-confident to me.

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      • 148
        Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

        Nell your past saving, his expectations are that UKIP will do extremely well in the EU and the locals, I hope they do, it will really put the moggy amongst the wood mickys, still always September and the Scots.

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      • 161
        Ockham's Razor says:

        My remarks were directed to the Euro-elections results and were simply positing an unlikely hypothesis which, even if extraordinarily realised, might still not shake the mindset of the LibLabCon, so insulated from reality they all are.

        I do not claim to speak for anyone else but, for me, if there were only one thing that could be achieved from this election, this smashing of their tranquil, Utopian, indifferent, over-confident state of utter complacency would be worth any gaffes that may, or may not, have been made by UKIP’s figurehead.

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    • 141
      The British media are cunts says:

      The Westminster elite will still carry on shagging little kids.

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      • 145
        nell says:

        Do give over being silly – it’s beyond boring now!!

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        • 153
          Tachybaptus says:

          Nevertheless, Nell, he has a point. There is something about the minds of those who become politicians that predisposes them to sexual predation. And I think it’s something to do with what are called ‘people skills’. If you are good at manipulating people to vote for you, you are also good at, and enjoy, dominating children to the point where you can launch sexual assaults on them. It’s a continuum with no division between ‘able’ and ‘evil’.

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          • intergalacticsuperhero says:

            It’s all part of a pathological desire for power and control.

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          • Ockham's Razor says:

            Tachy has made this point superbly well, nell, and I urge you to study it.

            If I may be so presumptuous as to add to it, the difference between someone who will use their developed skills (as here); in one way, that is allowable; and not in another way, that is unlawful; is a true sense of ethical value.

            The ingredient which has gone missing from all walks of civic life you can name is morality, or ethical value. Very few people pay heed to it at all now. It is not inculcated into people any more.

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          • nell says:

            T to answer that we’d need to know the nationally recognised percentage statistic of the population generally across the nation for people who abuse children and then compare it to the nationally recognised percentage statistic of politicians in Westminster who do likewise.

            I don’t know what that is and until I do I won’t make a judgement.

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          • OMG says:

            too much rationality….

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          • Hypocrisy watch says:

            Is that the sort of generalisation that Kippers get cross about when it’s like “Kippers are all racist tw@ts”?

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    • 155
      Jethro says:

      … true: and don’t you admire the careful use of the Passive Voice – almost a Reverential Passive – as in ‘a line has been drawn under this’, so as to generalise the whole thing, thus absolving any individuals from fault (remember the late great Peter Simple’s Dr. Heinz Kiosk, ‘We are all guilty!’

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      • 166
        Ockham's Razor says:

        I hope that the public are now growing wise to the dangers of this form of speech.

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  60. 143
    nell says:

    Thursday’s EU election is going to be an interesting watch but it’s hardly important.And it’s also not going to be indicative of the outcome of the 2015 General Election.

    Shall be glad when it’s over I’m bored with the over-exaggerated hype of it all !!

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      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      Nell the EU Elections are more important than the local council House of Commons elections in 2015, why are they trying to deny Farage any chance of doing well in them, they’ve smeared, called, set their little attack dogs on him and the EU elections are not important, they certain have taken you in, I am suprised.

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        nell says:

        Albert – farage has achieved something by raising the profile of the EU elections – lets give him his due . And until this week when the ukip lot started behaving like a bunch of scary b n p kids I was thinking I would vote for them in Thursday’s EU election.

        They’ve shot that to pieces now by their bad behaviour and stupid statements.

        As for the EU elections being important to the average voter, I suspect there’s a significant few like me who’ve never voted in EU elections before and probably won’t bother this time!!

        I shall vote but after this last week’s debacle by ukip, I won’t vote ukip now!!

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    • 172
      Socialism is theft says:

      75% of our laws are made in Brussels while only 25% are made in Westminster – if allowed by the EU, of course. Only a complete idiot would argue that is not important.

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      • 201
        nell says:

        What was the turn-out in the UK at the last EU election?

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      • 202
        just a thought says:

        I disagree nell.
        I never used to bother with the Euro elections,thinking them unimportant.
        But with the creeping power of the EU,I think it’s vital to vote.
        EU regulations now govern so many aspects of our lives-manufacturing,
        farming, fishing, laws,immigration, internet control etc.
        Expensive petty bureaucracy implemented by those who don’t have British interests at heart.An endless stream of diktats implemented by those who
        haven’t even been elected at a cost of over £50m a day.
        Our country deserves better.

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  61. 150
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Diane Abbotapotamus has applied to join UKIP. Nigel Farage said ‘Call us what you will but we ain’t racists so she can go do one’.

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  62. 156
    Roger Helmer is a bastard says:

    Anyone who supports UKIP is a spastic and should be put down :)))

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    • 168
      Big brother will knock on your door one day says:

      Your not a joke any-more , your making remarks that will get you in trouble with plod, for your own sake lay off saying things like that.

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    • 171
      Herr Helmer says:

      Can we just put down spastics? Not everyone likes them.

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  63. 164
    White rabbit says:

    Something comical and at the same time grotesque about Channel 4 news.
    Cathy Newman’s sofa interview with Diane Abbott carried out as two friends having a conspiratorial natter about a neighbour. So partial it was almost unreal.

    Diane Abbott is an opportunist hypocrite whose arguments an unbiased professional journalist/interviewer could easily dismantle. Cathy Newman was truly pathetic tonight.

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  64. 169
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I have paint drying so instead of watching channel 4, I watched that.

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  65. 176

    Tasty tottie, I’ll have some of that !

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  66. 178
    Fishy says:

    I see Chanel 4 news is excelling itself tonight…their analysis following a trip to DK to understand why anti -EU parties are on the march, is a disembling, ‘people are fed up with not only Europe, but globalisation’.

    Those nasty big world class firms (getting in the way of EU regualtion, no doubt).

    Ey ‘up…here comes Comrade Mason – Trotsky’s little helper in the British media -with his latest report from Greece.

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    • 189
      Woodward and Bernstein says:

      Did they miss the fact that Abu Hamza has been found guilty.
      Or just deliberately decide to ignore it?

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  67. 179
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPP !!!

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    • 223
      intergalacticsuperhero says:

      General election, not Euros.

      If a week is a long time in politics, a year is even longer.

      What if, e.g., the Scots vote for independence and Cameron is defenestrated?

      All bets are off.

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      • 237
        In the medium term says:

        What if the Scots vote no and Cameron is defenestrated anyway. There are any number of reasons why he could be turfed out of Downing Street. He may not be as much of a loser as, say, Clegg and Miliband, but the guy is not a winner either.

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        • 257
          intergalacticsuperhero says:

          That was their last General election slogan;

          “Vote for us, we are not quite as crap as the other lot”

          I did vote for Cameron last time, but even faced with Brown as an alternative it was a difficult choice.

          My misgivings unfortunately were entirely correct, more so than I would have dreamed possible in my worst nightmares.

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  68. 181
    in other news says:

    The deer and the fox, the badger and the salmon turn to each other and ask of their spirits “will they do what is right ?”

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    • 183
      in other news says:

      the seas churn, clapping loudly, hitting the island reminding of battles fought for a purpose won for the children to grow in safety in a land of minstrels and genius.

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    • 184
      let them eat kate says:

      They’ll give themselves up to be eaten if they know what’s fucking good for them, including the badger.

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      • 196
        in other news says:

        I’m trying to stir up some national pride here

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        • 203
          in other news says:

          with one or two lines of text. If I had say the budget for the olympic opening ceremony I might well do something different.

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          • in other news says:

            like longer words

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          • chase me laddies i'm a poof says:

            Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is available for a domain name for £55,000,000. Cretins, spastics and badgers need not apply.

            Like

          • Anonymous says:

            it’s not very clever and a little bit angry. are you perhaps one of those raised in a single parent family, missing the social guidance ?

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          • fuck you says:

            to whom are you referring mr anonymong?

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  69. 191
    Will says:

    Cracking picture come on how many labour MPs would you want to see in a lifeguard uniform ???

    Also Abu hamza found guilty a cracking result all round

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    • 208
      nell says:

      It’s not a cracking result. It’s a common sense result for all decent people against extremists of all types. Where do you fit in?

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      • 214
        nellie no knickers watch says:

        I award nell the wet blanket of the week. Fuck it, why not? The wet blanket of the year!

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  70. 193
    The British media are cunts says:

    John snow will be fucked off that his boyfriend Abu bummer has been found guilty in the USA.

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  71. 197
    What time is it? says:

    Yes you guessed it….. it’s Pat rant time again and this week Pat has a few choice words for our Nordic brothers across the sea. :)
     

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  72. 198
    Balham,Gateway to the south says:

    I’ve just won £10million on a Nigerian Lottery, I’ve just got to send £10,000 administration fee to Mr Tusa Muphopho.

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  73. 205
    nell says:

    I can’t believe the ridiculous and nonsensical statements on here tonight by some of the trolls. Labour trolls being provocatively r a c i s t pretending to be ukip; ukip trolls pretending to be dumb labour .

    Don’t any of them have any real credible policies to promote?!

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    • 220
      A Passer-by says:

      And then there is nell. Ridiculous, nonsensiicle and dumb. And ont even bothering to hide it. God bless you, nell.

      Vote UKIP.

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    • 228
      intergalacticsuperhero says:

      Sorry Nell.

      UKIP does not have trolls, it doesn’t need them, it has supporters.

      Just like the Conservatives used to have.

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  74. 207
    A Passer-by says:

    What is this? Huffpo?

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    • 211
      nell says:

      Do people post provocative comments pretending to be what they are not on huffpo too? Shock! Horror!!

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  75. 209
    What a surprise says:

    Egyptian Islamic preacher Abu Hamza found guilty of terror charges http://dailym.ai/R0YeOp

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    • 213
      nell says:

      Yes. A Common Sense and Measured judgement against a man who had little or no support amongst the mainstream i s l a m i c community.

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      • 219
        MB. says:

        The Americans don’t mess around with their sentencing so I don’t think he will be seeing the outside world for a long time, if ever.

        He certain will not be given day release!

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      • 270
        At Least Women Will Write to Him in Prison and Ask to Have His Babies... says:

        Please contrast: this trial took about two weeks in the states.

        In the UK, how many months or possibly years would it take? I’d say at least 7 months.

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        • 282
          Fred the pensioner says:

          I thought it already took about 10 years to get this cvnt on a plane out. It’s the effing money-grubbing lawyers who need to be behind bars for a good 20 years or so – pour encourager les autres.

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    • 241
      Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

      Chop the fuckers hands off.

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  76. 212
    Mr Clifford says:

    Viagra will be available in liquid form, marketed by Pepsi Cola Now it will be possible for a man to
    pour himself a stiff one.

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    • 227
      Anonymous says:

      tanning shop in Birmingham are limiting sessions to couples so proving that……

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  77. 217
    nell says:

    I really do think that ukip have become arrogant and have overstretched their expectations. I think that’s a bit sad as the stupid rhetoric now is losing them votes!

    Like

    • 224
      yawn X 1,000,000 says:

      nell, STFU.

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    • 225
      Nick Clegg says:

      and I’m now shitting myself!

      Like

    • 230
      Novelty Pencil Sharpener says:

      I suspect you were never going to vote for UKIP anyway. The last true beliwver in the socialism of David Cameron, eh?. It’s remarkable. You do realise that the old fraud doesn’t even believe in all that shit himself?

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    • 238
      nell says:

      See ? Exactly! These people simply cannot debate sensibly. Why would we vote for them if they are unable to put up a credible set of policies and reasons to persuade us to give them out vote?!!

      Like

    • 239
      Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

      What’s sad Nell is you falling for the MSM/LibLabCon BS.

      I expected better tbh.

      Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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      • 283
        Fred the pensioner says:

        Dimwit nell from the Outer Sticks constituency does not seem to realise that it is not necessary to have any policies when voting for the MEPs.

        That policies bit comes later when the UK general election comes round. The present objective is to get as many UKIP MEPs as possible, along with as many local council seats that are also up for grabs this week.

        Does one really have to spell all that out to a demented turnip picker?

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  78. 222
    Anonymous says:

    the local “Rolf Harris Tanning Shop” is only offering sun beds to couples therefore proving that…….

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  79. 226
    Hold your horses says:

    Her chassis has dropped

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  80. 230
    Roger Helmer says:

    Is it impossible that Putin is thinking to himself, “After me, Nigel Farage is the greatest man on Earth”?

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  81. 233
    David Axlegrease says:

    photo/1

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  82. 234
    Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

    Not aged a day. ?……The Devil’s work, if ever I saw it.
    .
    Witch. We should never have abolished the Witchcraft Act.

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  83. 244
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Someone has possibly looked at those bi-lateral across the pond treaties / trade agreements / employee right ‘n acts and has 5hat their legal pants.

    Like

  84. 254
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Well if she were my MP, I would have to visit her surgery with a problem every day!

    Like

  85. 259
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Can’t understand why folks keep asking what UKIP’s policies are?

    Get out of the clutches of the EUSSR and more policies will present themselves than you can chuck a stick at.

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  86. 273
    Captain Mainwaring says:

    Back in the 1990s, more people were watching my Platoon when it was up against Baywatch in the same slot with its girls in, um, their thingies… Wilson, what do you think you’re doing?

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  87. 276
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    There is no place for sex in British politics.

    By participating in public life and allowing herself to be photographed this way she is letting down herself her family her Party and her Country.

    Like

    • 284
      Fred the pensioner says:

      … and the current Labour front bench adequately confirms your theory.

      Like

  88. 285
    No country for old farts says:

    She may have still got it, but does anybody want it?

    Like

  89. 287


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