May 19th, 2014

All Grown Up: Tory MP Recreates Baywatch Pose 15 Years On


As a 20 year old lifeguard Charlotte Leslie set hearts racing on the beaches of Cornwall in her red swimming costume. Fifteen years later the Tory MP has recreated her Baywatch pose to raise awareness for the lifesavers who protect our coasts. Any money raised goes to the Bude Surf Lifesaving ClubShe’s still got it…


  1. 1
    Hattie Hatemen says:


  2. 2
    Abdul Krims bum boi says:

    I would.

  3. 3
    Ed Balls is the new manager of Manchester United says:

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    Nigel Evans says:



  5. 5
    Independent comment lol says:

    ‘Mr Lammy is the latest Labour incarnation of the Diane Abbott school of mendacity and stupidity’

  6. 6
    Ockham's Razor says:

    One in the groyne, anyone?

  7. 7
    Nermal says:

    The Tories have Charlotte Leslie Labour has D Fatbutt.

  8. 8
    Lard Everard says:

    Would you like to be a LibDem ??

  9. 9
    Red blooded male says:

    ‘She’s still got it…’
    Not for me she hasn’t.

  10. 10
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    There was a young lifeguard of Bude,
    Who went for a swim in the nude…

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    DerrIn Brown Full Time W@nker on C4 says:

    Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! I am reading the lingerie section in my mum’s Littlewood catalogue. Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap!

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    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    She is a little boyish isnt she?

  13. 13
    Harriet The Harmer says:


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    Archbishop Welby says:

    At a Ukip gathering last week in the church hall someone said that Charlotte loathed Cameron and was ripe for defection..she’d make a good recruit.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Scudamore keeps his job and if UKIP win on Thursday the loony left will have had a shite week :)

  16. 16
    Chris Bryant says:

    So what?

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    You would never catch her.

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    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Id rather fucking drown than be dragged from the water by this scaffolding pole (dont you just hate poles) in a swimsuit
    When UKIP win we will have southern californias climate but out the fucking mexicans

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    GORDON BROWN pushed for the creation of a global “Robin Hood” tax on financial transactions even after he had been warned that America would block the proposal, claims the former US Treasury secretary.

    Tim Geithner, who served in President Barack Obama’s first government, discloses in his memoirs how he ended up in a “minor spat” with Brown over the proposal to tax bank payments, share deals and all other financial exchanges.

    Ahead of a G20 meeting in St Andrews in November 2009, the former prime minister’s officials approached the US Treasury and the White House seeking support for the tax.

    Proof that Gordon IS a moron.

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    The Bog Standard Labour Party and Its Bearded Feminists says:

    We are disgusted & outraged by this!

  21. 21
    Senior Tory says:

    Yeah we get it, most of the red blooded males are gay these days.

  22. 22
    ahmonika says:

    Just one?

    Can’t work out why I find her so attractive, but I do.

  23. 23
    Maqb­oul says:

    What is she trying to raise?!

  24. 24
    DerrIn Brown Full Time W@nker at C4. says:

    Does she having vulnerable friends I can assault er gawp at?

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    gravatarmysteryman says:

    Peter, I don’t think you’ve ever had sex.

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    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Just because he send a few smutty private emails to his mates he is castigated after his phone is hacked by Osama Bin Abrahamsons daughter

    ” Shut the fuck up love and get me another onion bhaji, btw nice tits”

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    DerrIn Brown Full Time W@nker at C4. says:

    Does she have any vulnerable friends I
    can assault er gawp at?

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    Legs eleven says:

    I’m greatly enjoying the sunny weather we’re having. An endless parade of leggy lovelies in short skirts showing off their gorgeous shapely legs, the view occasionally spoiled by someone either with too skinny a pair of legs or one with tree trunks.

  29. 29
    Man on the street says:

    Pah. Baywatch is borrrrring.

    Come on guys, we still haven’t concluded whether Farage is waaaaaacist or not.

    We need to agree ‘yes’ by Wednesday at the latest.

  30. 30
    David Cameron says:

    Hear. Hear. This sort of thing has no place in my enriched multicultural society.

  31. 31
    Bill Quango MP says:

    You actually needed more proof?

    The missing gold billions weren’t enough?

  32. 32
    Baloney with Macaroni Club says:

    Bude Surf Lifesaving Club?

    Stick it up your arse! Enjoy!

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    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    UKIP election broadcast tonight
    that should leave a few leftist scum frothing at the mouth

    Now as I enjoy a good curry lets keep the p**** (except muzzies) keep the chinks and trow the rest of them out

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Has the Honourable gentleman forgotten that we sold all that useless god and bought lovely euros ??!

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    ahmonika says:

    Hmm, Google images shews her posing with a pint. Hope it’s just for the photo.

    Rolf and I don’t tongue-kiss women who taste of beer.

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    Realist says:

    Scraping the barrel a bit there Guido.

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    A crab nipped her twat
    Because he thought that
    her clopper resembled some food.

  38. 38
    ahmonika says:

    Remember, Christopher Robin got sand between the toes.

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    hadley freeeeeman says:

    Right on sista. The white male patriarchy is keeping women like me down with the r.a.p.e. cutlure. I should be paid even more money and not have to work but only have to write to empower myself with books about sunglasses and send tweets about companies that won’t fire more men. RACISTS.

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    Jimmy says:

    Whatever happened to Schrodinger’s Cat.

    Did the excitement of blogging on here get too much for him?

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    A fine pair of lungs and I can prove it says:

    More life saving bullshit for charity.

    We are drowning in this CHARITY bullshit.

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    Legs eleven says:

    I think we should have a new law that demands all the best looking ladies wear the shortest skirts possible and all the munters wear burkas.

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    Dan Hodges says:

    Guido what the fuck are you playing at? You started the day well by smearing ukip with a fatuous and non-existent link to the B&P. Now this shit? My balls are on the line. If Ukip win the vote this week I’ll be a laughing stock.

    It’s dead easy, just call up the Guardian and they will give you one of the stories that the Tories passed them, it will just be some random indigenous Englishman who supports Ukip who said something forbidden about limiting immigration. Bam, you write that this shows Ukip are just like H.i.t.l.e.r.

    Get it together man.

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    Anonymous says:

    You can tell she hasn’t knocked out any kids then. Drinking from the hairy cup?

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    Frank Carson says:

    I’m metrosexual.

    I like having sex on the Paris underground.

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    William Hague says:

    I don’t get it. It’s a picture of someone leaning on some railings. I can’t see why I’d be interested in this. What’s everyone getting excited about?

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    White Slave says:

    Another charity CON. I would rather drown than buy into that charity bullshit! Saving a drowned Brown rat from a sinking ship!

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Through the ludicrous help-to-buy scheme, Nobsore is actively inflating the housing bubble for purely political reasons. It will all end in tears thanks to this actively incompetent chancellor.

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    AJC says:

    I always thought Lammy and Abbott were twins.

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    Glenda Jackson's Neighbour says:

    Mrs. Jackson, do you know your little boy’s been playing with the Lib Dems?

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    SS says:

    I would.

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    Demetri Marchessini says:

    Ràpe is a myth! Women who were trousers should be smacked.

    Vote UKIP.

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    ahmonika says:

    ahmonika says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    May 19, 2014 at 6:11 pm
    Pamela Anderson Was ‘Gang-R4ped’ As Teenager.

    Where would she be now if she hadn’t though? Every experience goes to make the person.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Remember, this is The Sun online now.

  56. 56
    Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

    more like the Newcastle metro.

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Women who were trousers?

    Your ranting is increasingly incoherent. Why don’t you go and find a blog where people give a fcuk?

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    was-once-a-good-blog says:

    Pure D-R-I-V-E-L

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    A sort of Mama, one might say?

  60. 60
    God says:

    You sold your useless God? To the Conservatives? Is that why David Conman does God now?

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    ahmonika says:

    See #6. The cat’s had a close shave.

  62. 62
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Or the pensions raid?

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    intergalacticsuperhero says:

    What we have seen in the last few weeks is the nastiest political campaign of my entire life, and we know that in the main it has been orchestrated by Conservative Party Central office.

    We haven’t seen a word about Conservative policy on Europe and Cameron has failed even to lie unconvincingly (again) regarding an EU referendum and renegotiation.

    What we have seen is a thoroughly nasty campaign from a thoroughly nasty Party which should never be allowed to govern again.

    Now we know how well deserved that epithet, “Conservatives- the Nasty Party.” really is.

    Let us never forget that the Conservatives by this campaign have forever branded themselves as the “Nasty Party”.

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    nell says:

    A pre-election boom should have been timed to coincide with the General Election 2015. This bubble seems designed to burst a year early.
    Oh Mr Osborne what have you done?

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    Beancounter says:

    Website may not be updated yet, but the BSLSS is on Facebook

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    Silent Bob's bobcat says:

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    Charity Life Ruiner says:

    I have sacrificed 12 years of my life for Charity. I have come to the conclusion that it does more harm than good.

    So forgive me if I tell you to stick your Bude Surf Lifesaving Club up life ruining arsehole.

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    Anonymous says:

    As ukippers use it, it normally refers someone who doesn’t have a belly that flops over the trouser belt.

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    Mystic Mog says:

    Your comment is awaiting moggeration.

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    cathy newmanmanmanamanamanamanaaananamanam says:

    Please come back on C4News – we need you to represent all UKIP supporters for our latest smear atteempt.

    What’s that? Some obscure donor to the Labour party also likes Stalin and believes in killing Tories? No, we don’t want to talk to him.

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    Kathy Newman's Hair says:

    Why don’t you ever check a fact before writing Moussa ?
    You make yourself look such a student cock.

    Av house prices from UK national average statistics

    1997 – £94,000
    Maximin imbecile’s turn 2007 – £184,000 double in just 10 years.
    Today £174,900

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    Does my pun look big in this? says:

    Guido’s still got it too… a fat arse.

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    in other news says:

    The ones that came before us, those who invented the language and the laws and the stories and the industry, these ghosts of the elders are stirring, congregating together and whispering ” Will they do what is right?” Spirits of lives given to protect freedom of others, awake, now concerned that all that they gave may turn to a nonsense and join in the asking ” Will they do what is right?”

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    south of the M4 says:

    Proof that he has always been a traitor.

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    Slurp Slurp says:

    Better wear a scrum cap. Those thighs would rip your ears off.

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    In 2015, i would like to use your tears as vinegar on my chips….

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    King James 1 says:

    Another dopey bird but fit!

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    Now you're getting it says:

    Vote labour

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:


    If I were 50 years younger.

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    Mystic Mog says:

    Harpy Lager?

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    They are superb thighs……

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    broderick crawford says:

    Ahh .. so this is what Marchessini meant when he said real women don t wear trousers … they show their bikini libe instead .

    serious.y though . English rose . Highly fuck”ble

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    Tachybaptus says:

    The foolish moniker suggests that the comment was written by Owen Jones.

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    Now you're getting it says:

    You’d be voting greens

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    broderick crawford says:

    Abdul karim bum boi says

    No , but she d catch something off me .

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    Sand and Sex says:

    At least it’s no so painful at that level, dear.

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    broderick crawford says:

    That s not Ed Balls . It s his much younger brother ..

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    I Claudius says:

    I have no son!

    And he has many fathers.

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    Nanny State says:

    Eat your greens, or there won’t be any pudding

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    Demetri Marchessini says:

    Don’t you call me incoherent! I bet your wife wears trousers!

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    Micro windmills may soon recharge your mobile phone says:

    It was probably written by a forty something in his bedroom whilst his mum was making his supper.

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    broderick crawford says:

    What like Mama Cass ? The configurational omens are very alike .

    Wonder if Di has a good voice as well ?

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    intergalacticsuperhero says:

    It was written by someone who used to donate to the Conservatives and vote for them.

    But that was before Cameron came along.

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    Adrian Moleskin says:

    Not even a tiny shaft of daylight between them.

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    I do think reference the attacks on UKIP that we’re seeing a dividing line between Nationalism and Globalism of which the later has unlimited useful idiots and big money backing.

    Since when has racism ever meant bringing the rights of parliament back to Westminster and having a more Australian type immigration process?!

    I suppose it keeps the proles distracted from the events on the Chinese / Vietnamese border, and the Ukrainian crisis.

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    Rabid fruitcake says:

    Prepare yourself for unrequitation…

    Try Lizzy Vaid instead. :-)

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    John Bellingham says:

    Does that include himself?

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    Leech Off The Weak By Pretending Care says:

    Where the fuck is Cornwall?

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    Demetri Marchessini says:

    There’s no such thing as ràpe. They’re all asking for it!

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    John Bellingham says:

    Not as powerful as Penny Morduant’s.

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    He can’t help being a twunt. Being a total fuking mong when it comes to basic maths and economics is part and parcel of being a labour supporter.

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    Anon. says:

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    Leech Off The Weak By Pretending To Care says:

    Flabby Diane Abbott should get her water wings on then we can throw her off a cliff and see if she can fly.

    It is all for chariteeeee!

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Telephone number please. Boaz.

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    Demetri Marchessini says:

    I think the suggestion by UKIP’s Jòhn Sùllìvan that everyone should shoot a poofter is a splendid idea. Come on, friends, we can do it! Let’s start with Harvey Proctor. That bummer was a personal friend of Thatcher wasn’t he? The dirty woofter.

    Shoot a poofter! Vote UKIP.

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    Anon. says:

    No wonder so many Westminster MP’s are pro EU. All those extra holidays.

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    Anonymous says:

    WTF is Dave wading into the Richard Scudamore row for?

    The man just can’t help it – he’s a dripping wet liberal whose neediness is a fatal flaw in a man making life and death decisions.

    Cmon UKIP put this twat to the sword!

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    So the attacks on kippers will intensify then, methinks Wednesday the Westminster bubble and it’s stooges will go full guns to play the wacist / bigot card.

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    Demetri Marchessini says:

    Any of you shot a poofter yet? I’m waiting.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Prick Robinson gets more pathetic by the day. Asking potential UKIP voters if they knew of any other UKIP policies they answered no.

    The irony was lost on old Toenails (must be years of having Gordon Brown’s shit up his nose) after he spent yet another interview with Farage asking if he was a racist.

    Perhaps if the media did it’s real job rather than on acting like pimps for it’s paymasters at Westminster people might have more of an idea.

    All that the media are doing is making more and more people want to vote UKIP just to fuck off lefty cuunts like toenails

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The BBC peddled that lie as well.

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    The British media are cunts says:


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    Demetri Marchessini says:

    Imagine a world where all poofters have been exterminated. Wouldn’t that be splendid? Granted, that would mean roughly 40% of the Tory cabinet from the 80s would also be dead, but who cares? Shoot a poof, vote UKIP.

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    Demetri Marchessini says:

    Homosexuality is an abomination. It says so in the Bible. Granted, it also says anyone wearing mixed fibres should be killed, but I prefer to think about bumsex. Shoot a poof, vote UKIP.

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    The daily paper says:

    Well, we have got the one about Nigel Farage, his mistress and wife and Angela Merkel and Rolf Harris in a hot tub.

    That’s for Thursday morning.

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    Filthy fucker says:

    The gluteus maximus and the hamstrings give extra power to the transverse and rectus abdominis and the internal and external obliques which in turn enhance the effectiveness of the fibromuscular elastic tubular tract known as the vagina.

    Where these are working in harmony they can grip an inserted object like a vice.

    A man is lucky if he experiences this once in a lifetime.


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    Austin Tash says:

    ITV have spun this as “UKIP lead is narrowing”.

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    Grick Niffin says:

    I always feel at home here. So many decent people with similar views. Together we can build a new future.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    It’s just a translation error. When she said 80% of our laws are made in the EU she meant 8%.

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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    She’s lush :)

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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Still voting UKIP :)

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    Spot it a Nile off says:

    Why do you keep changing your monicker?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Probably are, ” Leslie worked as a lifeguard on the beaches of North Cornwall, and then as a swimming coach and gym instructor.”

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    Peter Mandlebum says:

    ooh get her!

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    John Bellingham says:

    Due to the Vietnam-Chinese disagreement, there has been an outbreak of “anti-foreigner sentiment”. Not racism, then?

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    BBC says:

    UKIP support collapses !

  127. 127
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    I f*cking hate the Beeb, especially f*cking Five Live…….. phone ins.

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    Filthy fucker says:

    I would have given my eye-penis to have that Michelle Phillips.

    She put it about too. Boo-hoo-hoo! :-(

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    The Matrix says:

    That probably what caused the extinction of the diannosaurs.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Why do Romanians want to come to Britain and sleep in the park or scroung a basic living by begging and stealing?

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    The British media are cunts says:

    What a shock that Channel 4 news are hammering UKiP again. The child fiddling cuunts at Westminster and their rent boy chums in the media are losing badly.

    We’re going to cut you media twats a new one this week.

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    UKIP aren’t racist IMO

    Events in Vietnam and Ukraine are ethnically (and historically) based so “racist” if you like that word.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    7:05 pm

    Up next:

    I was Hitler’s Batman by Nigel Farage.

  134. 134
    Ockham's Razor says:

    It is down to 60% in Kent.

    They are finished, I tell you!

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    If UKIP win every fucking seat on Thursday, the LibLabCon will just say crap like “lessons will be learned” and carry on as before.

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Jon Snow is sinking though! Round of applause to that author! You can almost hear the gasps of the lefty bed wetters!

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    Rufus Stone says:

    Do I…

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Given up with channel 4, turned on to watch some new and Farage is having to explain the i’s and the t’s what a fuvkin bunch of vile people, none of the media have asked any questions about UKIP they why’s and the where for’s and how they stand on anything but racism and immigration, while they go on like attacking Farage like hush puppies, UKIP is growing, Vote UKIP.

    Remember this Thursday EU elections go and vote, up to you who you vote for but vote.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Just like the lessons were learned time and time again with those little ones.

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    nell says:

    Every seat on Thursday? – are you expecting that that will be every EU seat and every Local Government seat that is up for re-election?. That sounds a little over-ambitious, over-confident to me.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The Westminster elite will still carry on shagging little kids.

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    Keep trying, o out of 1000 says:

    You really need to make sure you take your medicine and stop watching violence on tv.

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    Foul Mouthed Frodo says:

    That new picture is fucking vulgar, she looks like a fucking minging butch dyke with down’s syndrome. Maybe she is, ticks a load of diversity fucking boxes don’t it/ Just look at the flabby arse on the tart. Zoom in on the picture and you can see a bit of crusty beef curtain slipping out the side. I’d rather fucking drown than be rescued by this desperate for votes whore.

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    nell says:

    Thursday’s EU election is going to be an interesting watch but it’s hardly important.And it’s also not going to be indicative of the outcome of the 2015 General Election.

    Shall be glad when it’s over I’m bored with the over-exaggerated hype of it all !!

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    nell says:

    Do give over being silly – it’s beyond boring now!!

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    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    Ve haf vays off makink yor lors.

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    Anonymous says:

    I want to know what happened to Stanislav? Surely the greatest commenter this blog has ever seen.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Nell your past saving, his expectations are that UKIP will do extremely well in the EU and the locals, I hope they do, it will really put the moggy amongst the wood mickys, still always September and the Scots.

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Gets my vote.

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Diane Abbotapotamus has applied to join UKIP. Nigel Farage said ‘Call us what you will but we ain’t racists so she can go do one’.

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    jgm2 says:

    I suppose when the Maximum Imbecile was flooding the UK with 25bn a year in borrowed money to pay the one million public sector drones he’d hired overnight in 2001/2 that was a prudent and infinitely sustainable thing to do.


    These Brownian apologist c*unts just will not see it.

    He’s right though. If all we have to generate ‘growth’ after five/six year of monster deficits is another fucking housing boom then we’re fucked.

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    Mrs Marchessini says:

    ‘Wear trousers’ dear. Don’t argue with me, because I wear them at our house!

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Nevertheless, Nell, he has a point. There is something about the minds of those who become politicians that predisposes them to sexual predation. And I think it’s something to do with what are called ‘people skills’. If you are good at manipulating people to vote for you, you are also good at, and enjoy, dominating children to the point where you can launch sexual assaults on them. It’s a continuum with no division between ‘able’ and ‘evil’.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Nell the EU Elections are more important than the local council House of Commons elections in 2015, why are they trying to deny Farage any chance of doing well in them, they’ve smeared, called, set their little attack dogs on him and the EU elections are not important, they certain have taken you in, I am suprised.

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    Jethro says:

    … true: and don’t you admire the careful use of the Passive Voice – almost a Reverential Passive – as in ‘a line has been drawn under this’, so as to generalise the whole thing, thus absolving any individuals from fault (remember the late great Peter Simple’s Dr. Heinz Kiosk, ‘We are all guilty!’

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    Roger Helmer is a bastard says:

    Anyone who supports UKIP is a spastic and should be put down :)))

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    poondog says:

    I don’t think the troll is getting ANY to be fair.

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    What was this’secretary’doing making public private mail?

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    Charlsch Kennedy says:

    I’m lush.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    My remarks were directed to the Euro-elections results and were simply positing an unlikely hypothesis which, even if extraordinarily realised, might still not shake the mindset of the LibLabCon, so insulated from reality they all are.

    I do not claim to speak for anyone else but, for me, if there were only one thing that could be achieved from this election, this smashing of their tranquil, Utopian, indifferent, over-confident state of utter complacency would be worth any gaffes that may, or may not, have been made by UKIP’s figurehead.

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    bubba says:

    I gave his backpussy a good going over.

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    A bit of cock more your thing…?

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    White rabbit says:

    Something comical and at the same time grotesque about Channel 4 news.
    Cathy Newman’s sofa interview with Diane Abbott carried out as two friends having a conspiratorial natter about a neighbour. So partial it was almost unreal.

    Diane Abbott is an opportunist hypocrite whose arguments an unbiased professional journalist/interviewer could easily dismantle. Cathy Newman was truly pathetic tonight.

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    JH326y34523435432 says:

    No real way to have a housing boom now. You’ve got a generation who have already put off buying for the last five years, think they are going to jump in now just before interest rates rise? To have a boom you need real momentum from a point where prices are low.

    There just isn’t the capital available now. Most can’t save £50K or whatever you need as a deposit these days. I’d say prices will stagnate in real terms, then plunge when interest rates rocket due to some black Swan event.

  166. 166
    Ockham's Razor says:

    I hope that the public are now growing wise to the dangers of this form of speech.

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:

    “If I were 50 years younger.”

    Hehe…you’d be be middle aged.

  168. 168
    Big brother will knock on your door one day says:

    Your not a joke any-more , your making remarks that will get you in trouble with plod, for your own sake lay off saying things like that.

  169. 169
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I have paint drying so instead of watching channel 4, I watched that.

  170. 170
    Jezza says:

    Is that you Nell?

  171. 171
    Herr Helmer says:

    Can we just put down spastics? Not everyone likes them.

  172. 172
    Socialism is theft says:

    75% of our laws are made in Brussels while only 25% are made in Westminster – if allowed by the EU, of course. Only a complete idiot would argue that is not important.

  173. 173
    Socialism is theft says:

    Using words like ‘spastic’ shows you up for what you are.

  174. 174
    The British media are cunts says:

    Both are also very very ugly and fat very fat.

  175. 175
    intergalacticsuperhero says:

    It’s all part of a pathological desire for power and control.

  176. 176

    Tasty tottie, I’ll have some of that !

  177. 177
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Tachy has made this point superbly well, nell, and I urge you to study it.

    If I may be so presumptuous as to add to it, the difference between someone who will use their developed skills (as here); in one way, that is allowable; and not in another way, that is unlawful; is a true sense of ethical value.

    The ingredient which has gone missing from all walks of civic life you can name is morality, or ethical value. Very few people pay heed to it at all now. It is not inculcated into people any more.

  178. 178
    Fishy says:

    I see Chanel 4 news is excelling itself tonight…their analysis following a trip to DK to understand why anti -EU parties are on the march, is a disembling, ‘people are fed up with not only Europe, but globalisation’.

    Those nasty big world class firms (getting in the way of EU regualtion, no doubt).

    Ey ‘up…here comes Comrade Mason – Trotsky’s little helper in the British media -with his latest report from Greece.

  179. 179
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  180. 180
    factoid says:

    Women find it so difficult to be impartial bless ‘em.

  181. 181
    in other news says:

    The deer and the fox, the badger and the salmon turn to each other and ask of their spirits “will they do what is right ?”

  182. 182
    well i never says:

    The British public knows full well Farage and UKIP aren’t racist.
    For years the left has used the word racism to stifle legitimate
    debate about immigration.
    It worked. People were too frightened to speak out.
    But we’re not scared any more.We’re relieved that at long last someone
    is articulating our views.

  183. 183
    in other news says:

    the seas churn, clapping loudly, hitting the island reminding of battles fought for a purpose won for the children to grow in safety in a land of minstrels and genius.

  184. 184
    let them eat kate says:

    They’ll give themselves up to be eaten if they know what’s fucking good for them, including the badger.

  185. 185
    nell says:

    Ah a labour troll trying to smear the other parties. labour wouldn’t need to do that if they had some half decent policies instead of militwits one day stand / bandwagons.

  186. 186
    rimmmmmmer says:

    Go on Nigel!

    Read it and weep Guido, Dan Hodges and Cathy Newman. Fuck you all. We stood up to Napoleon and Hitler. You think you three inadequates with the Daily Mail and Guardian and the harridan feminst mob on twatter can stop us? No fucking way.

  187. 187
    the thief, his cock, your wife and her brother says:

    Do one, genius.

  188. 188
    the un peace keeping force says:

    What about spacka?

  189. 189
    Woodward and Bernstein says:

    Did they miss the fact that Abu Hamza has been found guilty.
    Or just deliberately decide to ignore it?

  190. 190
    jimmy the fish says:

    I actually thought you were joking but I just read it on itv – yes they spin ukip thrashing all the other parties as the lead narrowing.

    Really the last few weeks have been the most ridiculous smear attempt of a campaign I have ever seen. Depressing that Guido joined in too. What they’re basically saying is that millions of ordinary people who want democratic control of our country back are inherently racist and bad. For the first time since Thatcher left I can actually vote FOR someone, someone patriotic, honest who will do his best for Britain (and who the media hates) Thanks Nigel :)

    Just put our effort into getting out for ukip every single voter we can on the big day, I’ve got most of my family voting for the first time in their lives.

  191. 191
    Will says:

    Cracking picture come on how many labour MPs would you want to see in a lifeguard uniform ???

    Also Abu hamza found guilty a cracking result all round

  192. 192
    nell says:

    T to answer that we’d need to know the nationally recognised percentage statistic of the population generally across the nation for people who abuse children and then compare it to the nationally recognised percentage statistic of politicians in Westminster who do likewise.

    I don’t know what that is and until I do I won’t make a judgement.

  193. 193
    The British media are cunts says:

    John snow will be fucked off that his boyfriend Abu bummer has been found guilty in the USA.

  194. 194
    jgm2 says:

    I believe the politically correct epithet is ‘mong’.

    I know this because Ricky Gervais uses it and he’s as ‘right-on’ as it’s possible to be.

  195. 195
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off SC

  196. 196
    in other news says:

    I’m trying to stir up some national pride here

  197. 197
    What time is it? says:

    Yes you guessed it….. it’s Pat rant time again and this week Pat has a few choice words for our Nordic brothers across the sea. :)

  198. 198
    Balham,Gateway to the south says:

    I’ve just won £10million on a Nigerian Lottery, I’ve just got to send £10,000 administration fee to Mr Tusa Muphopho.

  199. 199
    nell says:

    Albert – farage has achieved something by raising the profile of the EU elections – lets give him his due . And until this week when the ukip lot started behaving like a bunch of scary b n p kids I was thinking I would vote for them in Thursday’s EU election.

    They’ve shot that to pieces now by their bad behaviour and stupid statements.

    As for the EU elections being important to the average voter, I suspect there’s a significant few like me who’ve never voted in EU elections before and probably won’t bother this time!!

    I shall vote but after this last week’s debacle by ukip, I won’t vote ukip now!!

  200. 200
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    ‘Spaz’ is so much more civilized….

  201. 201
    nell says:

    What was the turn-out in the UK at the last EU election?

  202. 202
    just a thought says:

    I disagree nell.
    I never used to bother with the Euro elections,thinking them unimportant.
    But with the creeping power of the EU,I think it’s vital to vote.
    EU regulations now govern so many aspects of our lives-manufacturing,
    farming, fishing, laws,immigration, internet control etc.
    Expensive petty bureaucracy implemented by those who don’t have British interests at heart.An endless stream of diktats implemented by those who
    haven’t even been elected at a cost of over £50m a day.
    Our country deserves better.

  203. 203
    in other news says:

    with one or two lines of text. If I had say the budget for the olympic opening ceremony I might well do something different.

  204. 204
    Anon says:

    I didn’t think of myself as being a racist, but after this interview I certainly am now!

  205. 205
    nell says:

    I can’t believe the ridiculous and nonsensical statements on here tonight by some of the trolls. Labour trolls being provocatively r a c i s t pretending to be ukip; ukip trolls pretending to be dumb labour .

    Don’t any of them have any real credible policies to promote?!

  206. 206
    Bob says:

    Hey… so have I!

  207. 207
    A Passer-by says:

    What is this? Huffpo?

  208. 208
    nell says:

    It’s not a cracking result. It’s a common sense result for all decent people against extremists of all types. Where do you fit in?

  209. 209
    What a surprise says:

    Egyptian Islamic preacher Abu Hamza found guilty of terror charges

  210. 210
    in other news says:

    like longer words

  211. 211
    nell says:

    Do people post provocative comments pretending to be what they are not on huffpo too? Shock! Horror!!

  212. 212
    Mr Clifford says:

    Viagra will be available in liquid form, marketed by Pepsi Cola Now it will be possible for a man to
    pour himself a stiff one.

  213. 213
    nell says:

    Yes. A Common Sense and Measured judgement against a man who had little or no support amongst the mainstream i s l a m i c community.

  214. 214
    nellie no knickers watch says:

    I award nell the wet blanket of the week. Fuck it, why not? The wet blanket of the year!

  215. 215
    intergalacticsuperhero says:

    Do you do irony?

    CCHQ has been throwing muck at UKIP for weeks, has made no positive statements whatever and you haven’t noticed?

  216. 216
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Does he love it when you wear the big strap-on and ram it up his Milliband?

  217. 217
    nell says:

    I really do think that ukip have become arrogant and have overstretched their expectations. I think that’s a bit sad as the stupid rhetoric now is losing them votes!

  218. 218
    Bring Home Our Boys says:

    Perhaps Dave might like to wade into the missing sailors row
    and get the rescue effort restarted as a matter of urgency.
    Every hour is vital and to simply abandon four brave Brits is

  219. 219
    MB. says:

    The Americans don’t mess around with their sentencing so I don’t think he will be seeing the outside world for a long time, if ever.

    He certain will not be given day release!

  220. 220
    A Passer-by says:

    And then there is nell. Ridiculous, nonsensiicle and dumb. And ont even bothering to hide it. God bless you, nell.

    Vote UKIP.

  221. 221
    chase me laddies i'm a poof says:

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is available for a domain name for £55,000,000. Cretins, spastics and badgers need not apply.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    the local “Rolf Harris Tanning Shop” is only offering sun beds to couples therefore proving that…….

  223. 223
    intergalacticsuperhero says:

    General election, not Euros.

    If a week is a long time in politics, a year is even longer.

    What if, e.g., the Scots vote for independence and Cameron is defenestrated?

    All bets are off.

  224. 224
    yawn X 1,000,000 says:

    nell, STFU.

  225. 225
    Nick Clegg says:

    and I’m now shitting myself!

  226. 226
    Hold your horses says:

    Her chassis has dropped

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    tanning shop in Birmingham are limiting sessions to couples so proving that……

  228. 228
    intergalacticsuperhero says:

    Sorry Nell.

    UKIP does not have trolls, it doesn’t need them, it has supporters.

    Just like the Conservatives used to have.

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Cos he’s a calculating little bastard?

  230. 230
    Roger Helmer says:

    Is it impossible that Putin is thinking to himself, “After me, Nigel Farage is the greatest man on Earth”?

  231. 231
    Novelty Pencil Sharpener says:

    I suspect you were never going to vote for UKIP anyway. The last true beliwver in the socialism of David Cameron, eh?. It’s remarkable. You do realise that the old fraud doesn’t even believe in all that shit himself?

  232. 232
    This Century says:

    Whatever happens, Farage is one of the greatest democratic campaigners to emerge in Wesern Europe this century.

  233. 233
    David Axlegrease says:
  234. 234
    Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

    Not aged a day. ?……The Devil’s work, if ever I saw it.
    Witch. We should never have abolished the Witchcraft Act.

  235. 235
    The jury says:

    No letting him off the hook, eh?

  236. 236
    i hate poofs says:


  237. 237
    In the medium term says:

    What if the Scots vote no and Cameron is defenestrated anyway. There are any number of reasons why he could be turfed out of Downing Street. He may not be as much of a loser as, say, Clegg and Miliband, but the guy is not a winner either.

  238. 238
    nell says:

    See ? Exactly! These people simply cannot debate sensibly. Why would we vote for them if they are unable to put up a credible set of policies and reasons to persuade us to give them out vote?!!

  239. 239
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    What’s sad Nell is you falling for the MSM/LibLabCon BS.

    I expected better tbh.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

  240. 240
    Edmund Burke says:

    People are often blind to their own faults. That’s why they should listen to and learn from their critics. The fact they clearly don’t is probably why the Tories are not leading in any of the polls.

  241. 241
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Chop the fuckers hands off.

  242. 242
    up the lurkers! says:

    He’s a LibDem smuggled in through the back door as per fucking usual.

  243. 243
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Well said sir

  244. 244
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Someone has possibly looked at those bi-lateral across the pond treaties / trade agreements / employee right ‘n acts and has 5hat their legal pants.

  245. 245
    Anonymous says:

    it’s not very clever and a little bit angry. are you perhaps one of those raised in a single parent family, missing the social guidance ?

  246. 246
    The Twickenham Mafia says:

    A remarkable number of LibDems are former communists.

  247. 247
    OMG says:

    too much rationality….

  248. 248
    up the lurkers! says:

    Just have a gander at his Wikipedia page re: his LibDem mentor.

  249. 249
    wot all wimmin' luv to hear says:

    nell, STFU and get me a beer, bitch!

  250. 250
    fuck you says:

    to whom are you referring mr anonymong?

  251. 251
    Martin Schultz says:


  252. 252
    English Fred says:

    Can’t we send the L e e R i g b y two over ther for some “justice”?

  253. 253
    lucy fir says:

    i wuv u

  254. 254
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Well if she were my MP, I would have to visit her surgery with a problem every day!

  255. 255
    English Fred says:

  256. 256
    Dr Richard North says:

    No, it’s me. I’m the greatest

  257. 257
    intergalacticsuperhero says:

    That was their last General election slogan;

    “Vote for us, we are not quite as crap as the other lot”

    I did vote for Cameron last time, but even faced with Brown as an alternative it was a difficult choice.

    My misgivings unfortunately were entirely correct, more so than I would have dreamed possible in my worst nightmares.

  258. 258
    lucy fir says:

    i likey this wery much

  259. 259
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Can’t understand why folks keep asking what UKIP’s policies are?

    Get out of the clutches of the EUSSR and more policies will present themselves than you can chuck a stick at.

  260. 260
    aficionado says:

    SC does not post cock like that. You utter twat.

  261. 261
    The 80% who don't vote UKIP says:

    Luckily she has half a brain as well as a hot bod.

  262. 262

    and the Eagle sisters…

  263. 263
    It's all a massive conspiracy says:

    Because UKIP pay them to do so.

  264. 264
    HandyCock @priory says:

    I have decided to be gay today

  265. 265
    Hypocrisy watch says:

    Is that the sort of generalisation that Kippers get cross about when it’s like “Kippers are all racist tw@ts”?

  266. 266
    Spot the lefty says:

    So what are you, Hope Not Hate?

  267. 267
    The 77% who don't vote Tory says:

    She’s a lot more intelligent than you, that’s for sure.

  268. 268
    nemo says:

    You ignorant fucking twunt.

  269. 269
    Judas on a Yacht in the Med says:

    Nonexistent virtually!

  270. 270
    At Least Women Will Write to Him in Prison and Ask to Have His Babies... says:

    Please contrast: this trial took about two weeks in the states.

    In the UK, how many months or possibly years would it take? I’d say at least 7 months.

  271. 271
    Gays Will Rule the World says:

    Good idea for a Channel 4 prog:

    “Gay for a Day” Tonight UKIP MEP and notorious homophobe Neville Bonkers visits Soho and tries out a daisy ring in a sauna. Will he turn out a sore loser or a cert for a convert? Julian Clary chairs the Gay Panel that votes on his performance.

  272. 272
    Eric Morecambe says:

    This boy’s a fool.

  273. 273
    Captain Mainwaring says:

    Back in the 1990s, more people were watching my Platoon when it was up against Baywatch in the same slot with its girls in, um, their thingies… Wilson, what do you think you’re doing?

  274. 274
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    I’m still going to fuck her.

    On May the 22nd.

  275. 275
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    She needs to cross the floor.

    And then sit on my face.

  276. 276
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    There is no place for sex in British politics.

    By participating in public life and allowing herself to be photographed this way she is letting down herself her family her Party and her Country.

  277. 277
    The Growler says:

    Fawkesy and Fawkesy wouldn’t you two like look young and fit and vibrant as that young lady 15 years on, Old Fawkes you will be about then 62 and Young Fawkes you will be about 45, barring accidents of course, but you can subscribe to some of those daft ads on this site and who knows you too will not age a feel the effects of age.

  278. 278
    The Growler says:

    Wots Manchester United? Do they get paid a lot of money for kicking a bag of wind about for 1½ hours a time?

  279. 279
    Scum on Benefit says:

    “Baywatch”, I thought it was called “Wristwatch”.

  280. 280
    My eyes have been opened says:

    Quick, hide the spoons, Granny has been got at.

  281. 281
    My eyes have been opened says:

    As I said earlier, Granny has been got at, but I wonder by whom?

  282. 282
    Fred the pensioner says:

    I thought it already took about 10 years to get this cvnt on a plane out. It’s the effing money-grubbing lawyers who need to be behind bars for a good 20 years or so – pour encourager les autres.

  283. 283
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Dimwit nell from the Outer Sticks constituency does not seem to realise that it is not necessary to have any policies when voting for the MEPs.

    That policies bit comes later when the UK general election comes round. The present objective is to get as many UKIP MEPs as possible, along with as many local council seats that are also up for grabs this week.

    Does one really have to spell all that out to a demented turnip picker?

  284. 284
    Fred the pensioner says:

    … and the current Labour front bench adequately confirms your theory.

  285. 285
    No country for old farts says:

    She may have still got it, but does anybody want it?

  286. 286
    Nick says:

    I’ll have to ask Miriam.

  287. 287

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