May 18th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

In Guido’s Sun on Sunday column today we reveal the name of Sajid Javid’s new SpAd. Find out why she is made of the Wright Stuff here. Also in today’s column:

  • Some amusing advice from Norman Tebbit for the LibDems on rewriting government history
  • Despite being sacked by Nigel Farage, Godfrey Bloom is still hoping for a UKIP victory
  • Hague’s former aide Christopher Myers has got a job at Goldman Sachs, his CV has a big hole
  • All happiness and light on the Labour campaign team says Michael Dugher

Politics for the people, 70p down the newsagents or online here


  1. 1
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    Where are the tits…?

  2. 2
    Silly old fart says:

    Bill Cash’s nose must be out of joint somewhat. A career spent waffling about the evils of the EU on the back benches has deliverd fuck all. Despite betrayal after betrayal by his own party, he has remained a loyal member…..perks and expenses are so comforting after all.
    Well, fuck you. Cash, Farage has brought EU into the mainstream much more than you or any of your ‘euro-realist’ shitheads have ever done.
    You remain a loyal buffoon…the rest of us are voting UKIP.

  3. 3
    Jan Uittenbroek says:

    Payday explains all.

  4. 4
    Peter Tapsell says:

    JK Rowling is a shining example that becoming rich doesn’t mean you have become a tory and tax evader, top lady!

  5. 5
    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    I’m here with Nigel !

  6. 6
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Oh, what joy to see the ‘mainstream’ parties and their supporters in the ‘mainstream’ media in utter mass panic today. Oborne, Hitchens, D’Arsola, even Booker has a dig at UKIP today. One last heave before Thursday, eh?

    “Look, UKIP weally, weally are waycist, you know!”

    “It’s despicable that Mister Farage doesn’t want to live next to a large bunch of Romanians – he must, must be waycist!”

    “If you vote UKIP, you are waycist, too, y’know” – and more crap of the same ilk.

    You can almost touch their terror as they see their cosy little gravy train of 40 years coming crashing into the buffers.

    Good. This Thursday, we have a golden chance to tell the lot of ‘em to fuck off. Don’t miss that chance. There is no excuse.

  7. 7
    Nigel Farage says:

    Wasn’t it Mornington Crescent who said that what matters is not the votes, but who counts the votes?

  8. 8
    Socialism is theft says:

    Murdoch’s minions know they have to hit UKIP personally because they know they have lost the argument over policy. An EU election but hardly any mention of EU policy in the media. How odd? Like a GE with no mention of the economy.

  9. 9
    Multi-Culti Bullshit Watch says:

    Has anyone else noticed how once you give a job with hiring priviliges to an Asian he often starts discriminating against white people?

  10. 10
    Village Idiot says:

    ……The enemies of this country are very close to home!
    1)Naughty muslims…
    2)The EU….
    3)Our own press,broadcasters and establishment!
    None of which, think much of democracy,or, other opinions, dfferent to their own!
    Who can change these things, that have been ignored by our political elite?

  11. 11
    Taxpayer says:

    She has a nice face. But can she be trusted not to betray us?

    Most of these Spads are anti-democratic idiots on the make.

  12. 12
    Dave Spart says:

    Murdoch will be fine. It’s his lackeys and followers I am sorry for. They will all end up against the wall once the gloves are off.

  13. 13
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Contrite Nigel Farage continues to “beg” for forgiveness.

  14. 14
    The Public says:

    But do they realise that their careers are downhill from now on?

  15. 15
    DD says:

    Godfrey Bloom could be bought back into the fold of UKIP, after his period of penitence. All he did was use a word, deemed totally offensive, by the bought MSM, and hit a vertically challenged wind up merchant from the same bought MSM ,on the head with a newspaper.

    Contrast this to the acceptance of all the learned, and right dishonourable dross, that sits in both houses, that it’s perfectly OK to let thieves, fraudsters, sexual perverts, and liars rejoin them.

  16. 16
    The Big Issue says:

    Begging is what all our Romanians do when they aren’t robbing people or card skimming. Nigel Farage doesn’t need to beg forgiveness for anything. He is right.

  17. 17
    Purple Dogzzz says:

  18. 18
    An ex higher rate taxpayer says:

    Looks like my decision to part UK shores with my UK passport was well founded after all .

  19. 19
    c l o'aca says:

    70p down the newsagents?

    70p down the drain more like

  20. 20
    c l o'aca says:

    ECONOMY? what economy?

  21. 21
    Common Purpose says:

    Political Correctness has nothing to do with being correct. It has only ever been about silencing our enemies.

  22. 22
    DD says:

    Does Hitchens support any political party ? All he does is sit on the sidelines, carp about everything, and do sweet FA about it.

  23. 23
    c l o'aca says:

    what about payola?

  24. 24
    Normal Guy says:

    Why would anyone in their right mind pay money to make an anti-British, anti-democratic cuckold any richer?

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    I know of a London financial services firm where the FD is British P@kistani.

    All employees that he has any involvement in interviewing are always chosen on their race. P@kistani Mussies are chosen first, then mussies of any race, then any other Asians of any race, cast or clan, then white people last.

    They seem to go out of their way to sponsor Mussies from abroad, UK residents are never chosen. Firstly these foreign mussies are much cheaper, they will work for peanuts if it means they can get a passport after 5 years, secondly it is pure and simple racism against White British people.

    This must be going on in thousands businesses in the UK.

  26. 26
    Bert Camus says:

    Farage has blown it.

  27. 27
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    The end of the eu empire is nigh, death to the eu.

  28. 28
    Mangochutney says:

  29. 29
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    Hitchens is a cock who thinks that every ill in this country is caused by cannabis and it’s users.

    He spends too much time re-boring D*cre’s rectum to say anything of importance.

  30. 30
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    What race are all the criminal pickpockets in Paris?

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t pay the Licence Fee either, the BBC is a direct attack on the national interests of the UK.

    The BBC is the media wing of the Labour and Green parties.

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Vote UKIP and rock the smearing establishment.

  33. 33
    Lord Lucan says:

    May I just interrupt to say Diane Hippopotamus?

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    He speaks a lot more sense than any of the other guests when he is on Question Time.

  35. 35
    Tables turned? says:

  36. 36
    Lord Stansted says:

    “Despite being sacked by Nigel Farage, Godfrey Bloom is still hoping for a UKIP victory”

    Well, who would have guessed? Obviously not writers for The Sun.

  37. 37
    Lord Stansted says:

    Have a like.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Thanks to Cameron another tax payer departs our shores.

    Cameron really is like the boy who cried wolf over the EU too many times.

    Cameron is a liar, and simply cannot be trusted.

    Remember that when you vote next week.

  39. 39
    cheche says:

    Lib lab Con on Sunday politics talking about UKIP but no UKIP. How very odd

  40. 40
    Chairman says:

    No. Sorry. We haven’t got time.

  41. 41
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    Yeah, that’s not very difficult is is..?

    I could go on QT, drop my pants, do a HUGE turd and plant flags that represent the three main parties in it and it would say a thousand words more than any c*nt on Question (who’s got the tiniest cock comp) Time.

  42. 42
    Mornington Crescent says:


  43. 43
    The Public says:

    Chip paper. In politics, timing is important. No doubt the Murdoch lackeys will all pretend later they have not been participating an anti-UKIP smear campaign co-ordinated with the rest of the pro-EU media, and drag up some vaguely sympathetic article from a few months ago as proof. But we all know what they are up to.

  44. 44
    The Stasi says:

    Not odd at all. This is how state run medias run smear campaigns.

  45. 45
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, dear.

    But do fuck off, all the same.

  46. 46
    Gordon's Pencil Case says:

    What about Crayola

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Romanian or Peruvian.

    Romanians are like the crowbar of pickpockets, unsubtle and common thieves lacking class’s, they’d happily mug you and steal right in front of your eyes.

    Peruvians are the creme de la creme, it’s an art to them and they have pick,pocket master classes. Probably the Peruvians know they have to be good otherwise if they get caught they will be sent home, half way round the world.

    The Romainans however, know if they get caught, they will get some money for food, food vouchers, the chance to sue the UK police force with legal aid money, and usually a free flight home to see the family and spirit away their illegal gotten gains into houses and cars.

    Once the UK govt paid for family visit is done, they make their way back on a cheap flight or coach, and start to fill their coffers again. Obviously stage 2 is when they realise it’s even better to get a free housing benefit house and child benefit and unemployment benefit over here. Then they can continue thieving whilst getting by the government at the same time. Bingo..

    German school children on the other hand are complete scum of the earth.

  48. 48
    albacore says:

    You have to admit, though, it’s a wonderful wheeze
    Making Brits so frit even so much as to sneeze
    Let alone dare to sniff in the vicinity
    Of an encroaching, enriching minority

  49. 49
    Owen Jones Spokesperson for The Green Party says:

    MoD paid consultants £15m – outsourcing – otherwise known as shovelling public money into private hands .

  50. 50
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Yeah, sure, Rup3rt. Just as it’s OK to hack dead girls’ phones, too.

  51. 51
    Happy Days says:

    Nonsense. UKIP will get more than just 35%.

    BTW, I have just received a leaflet from the LibDems: put through my door by the same guys who deliver the take-away leaflets and taxi firm cards. Have they no activists left at all in London?

  52. 52
    Kinky Dems says:

    L. a. l. o, Lola,

  53. 53
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    There is good money to be had in writing carp for your Tory paymasters

  54. 54
    Cliff Richard says:

    Please don’t tease me.

  55. 55
    Vernons pools says:

    Top Champaign socialist, more like.

  56. 56
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    You just try getting a job in a balti house or corner shop
    Its well nigh impossible

  57. 57
    Away on business says:

    There are Bangkok whores with more integrity than a Deloitte consultant.

  58. 58
    Realist says:

    Precisely, look at the @UK Visas and Immigration Agency’. It’s even lost the word ‘borders’ from its title.

  59. 59
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    You calling a spad a spad?

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe when Cameron is booted out as PM will have a sudden crisis of morality and ideology, no doubt brought on by his deep chr1stian faith, and realise his natural home is in the LibDems where he can continue to push his liberal dreams further and further with the full support of The charleton Nick Clegg and about 4% of the UK public.

    The Conservatives are being destroyed from within and the longer Cameron stays there, the worse it will be for them, and the longer they will remain unelectable.

    Cameron has not a conservative bone in his body. Hardly surprising she he has no backbone.

  61. 61
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    I must admit Booker did surprise me today.

    Though overall he’s is one of the few.

  62. 62
    Village Idiot says:

    …Godfrey Bloom did and said nothing wrong, using humour and expressions that he and many others grew up with..While I agree, certain terms and views are,in the modern age,not really for public consumption, it is those whose mindset is looking for offence in everything that are the real problem!…Because of this,arguments are stifled and polarised,for fear of causing offence,so reality and debate becomes skewed and distorted!….I would love to see plain,blunt speaking,but it is not allowed, the result is the limp ,pc ,weak, one sided style of surreal government, that has contributed to the destruction of what was a much better country before the EU,before PC, before lefty ideology infiltrating every layer of government,public service,schools ,police and media!
    …In the words of the immortal bard ,Cher, “If I could turn back time”?????????

  63. 63
    Trannies-4-U says:

    Re-elected Nikki Sinclair

    Nikkis “Battle bus” spotted in Sunny Wolverhampton.

    Thanks to Thomas for sending me the pic.

  64. 64
    Rich Cliffhard says:

    Stop usin’ my moniker

  65. 65
    Telford says:

    Does she have a position on men’s rights?

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    There is nothing quite so nice as the smell of fear from the establishment and MSM on a sunny Sunday morning….

    Vote UKIP.

    Vote UK.

  67. 67
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Whilst masturbating in my bath this morning It struck me that scum really does rise to the top ,
    this is why I predict a sensational victory for Messrs Cameron and Clegg
    Should UKIP win I will suddenly find myself living in a utopia and unable to find work other than as an itinerant gypo thief

  68. 68
    +1000 says:


  69. 69
    Nermal says:

    Does Sajid Javid’ know that his new SPaD wears a Guido slide in her hair?

  70. 70
    Audience member says:

    But where does she stand in relation to Europe?

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    The BBC are a disgrace, they are smearing and silencing UKIP, just how their establishment political paymasters tell them to.

    The day the licence fee is abolished, be it in 1 year or 10 years time. Will not be a day too early and a truly joyous day to behold.

    On that day, I’m going to go into my local pub and buy everybody a drink, even if I have to do it on my credit card. It will be money very well spent.

  72. 72
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

  73. 73
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    I have often wondered if it sits down to pee or stands up cigar in one hand pint in the other splashing her boots just like ant real man such as nigel farage would do

  74. 74
    Pollster says:

    We’ve had a labour one (via Royal mail spam), a tory one address to me (franked), and a ukip one hand delivered. No LD whatsoever.

  75. 75
    David Lowe says:

    The sun has got his hat on…hip, hip, hip hooray!

  76. 76
    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Todays media words:

    1. UKIP
    2. Rascist
    3. Farage
    4. UKIP
    5. Rascist
    6. UKIP
    7 Rascist
    8. Farage

    My words to the media.

    1. Biased
    2. Customers
    3. You
    4. Need
    5. Us
    6. More
    7. Than
    8. We
    10. You

  77. 77
    Nikki Sinclaire says:

    Im agree

  78. 78
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Trouble is that the very same could be said about Blue Dee and all of his co horts in parliament

  79. 79
    Today is International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia says:

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is a UK hating, Deliotte aspiring, EU loving, sovereignty destroying, muslamic apologising, Westminster whore.

  81. 81
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    For no reason other than Bush and Campbell wanted it, Labour declares war on foreign nations and tries to bom the fcuk out of them killing hundreds of thousands in Irak and Afgani, but UKIP are the nasty racists.

  82. 82
    JobCentre ++Plus_Good says:

    Gotta start somewhere Peter

  83. 83
    Thrill Seeker says:

    I have already stocked up on bubbly, but I have a feeling I may need to get in some more snacks. This is going to be more than a popcorn moment. I must look up the devilled cashew-nut recipe.

  84. 84
    Diogenes says:

    In the way of the sunlight.

  85. 85
    Lord Stansted says:

    On a heavily re-enforced platform.

  86. 86
    String Vest says:

    Exactly. Newspapers are historically bought reflecting your general political view. When they start dictating that view to you then hey ho they have lost a customer.

    There are some really stupid editors around, really stupid owners as well.

  87. 87
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Nigel Farage is a holocaust denier!
    He regularly beats his wife, a black boy caters to his every whim from valet to Gardner and all in return for two and six pence per week
    Just ask anybody in the MSM

  88. 88
    Evil carehome assistane says:

    On today’s menu is other residents sick, with roast or saute potatoes

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron earns his Govt wage and his family windmill brings in £750,000 pa…. subsidised by UK taxpayers…

    The hypocrisy is mind blowing…

    The man says one thing and does the opposite.

    You cannot trust the man.

    He is a congenital liar.

    He has cried wolf over the EU far too many times.

  90. 90
    Alyingstare Campbell says:


  91. 91
    The Transphobian Ambassador To The Court Of St James says:

    What has Transphobia done to deserve this? We have no interest in the internal politics of your country.

  92. 92
    String Vest says:

    And on top of that justice is performed in closed courts with rulings being kept secret. I wonder how the Abdul Belhaj case went?

    When is Chilcot reporting?

  93. 93
    suissebob says:

    Private Eye is apparently running a story that the Tory party are in league with the Guardian to run UKIP smears.

    Can anyone verify that?

  94. 94
    Boko Haram's Abubakar Shekau says:

    I’m voting UKIP on Thursday.

  95. 95
    The Rule of Law says:

    Why don’t we just arrest him for malfeasance in public office and get on with it? The other charges can follow later once we have him safely behind bars.

  96. 96
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Der Stürmer is well known to be the favoured lavatorial reading matter at Herr Farages weekend retreat
    THE WOLFS HEAD publichouse
    Suspiciously this esablishment serves Sausages and beer
    Do we need any further proof that UKIP are a rag tag of if not pseudo the very much actually NAZIS ?

  97. 97
    Reader says:

    Private Eye, according to you.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Have a look at the new visa rules for Turkish students….

  99. 99
    Dave Cameron says:

    You just can’t get the staff

  100. 100
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    I most certainly do have Homophobia and transphobia

    Its impossible to bend and tie your shoe laces in front of the former without risking a sodomising as to the latter just imagine the confusion when you enter a lavatory cubicle with a “trans” hoping to discuss matters of the day when it pops out half a pound of salami and forcibly sodomises you

  101. 101
    Nikki Sinclair says:

    Did,nt I see you at the Delegation in Tunisia in February 2011, as part of an international delegation following the ousting of President Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali?

  102. 102
    Nigel Farage says:

    20 years ago I told everyone I was becoming a comedian, they all laughed…they’re not laughing now are they………….

  103. 103
    A nasty little girl says:

    Guido’s on the slide.

  104. 104
    H.Proctor of Bohemia says:

    His favourite song is “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”, whilst getting drunk at a strip-joint full of Liza Minnelli look-alikes. Disgusts me.

  105. 105
    Hitler says:

    So am I !

  106. 106
    The British media are cunts says:

    The Sun and writing? Must use big crayons then.

  107. 107
    The British media are cunts says:

    Fudge packers and p@@do’s as well.

  108. 108
    Bob Monkhausen says:

    Theft… wheres my black books…

  109. 109
    Herr Himmler says:

    Me too
    Our Minehead leader awaits us…

  110. 110
    Lord Ashcroft says:

    Well I fucking well hope so seeing as I paid good money for it!

  111. 111
    String Vest says:

    Congratulations, those few words of yours are likely to sway public opinion away from voting for UKIP. Tens of thousands of voters will now switch from UKIP because of you.

  112. 112
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    I say I say I say…what’s the difference between a Bulgarian,Romanian and a German?…

    I don’t know you had better ask Farage

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    The day the BBC are forced to have contributions based pensions will be a beautiful day.

    There will be an almighty shudder across the Great British Isles as the stinking hypocritical BBC gravy train grinds it an embarrassing halt.

    We will need 10 years of truth and reconciliation committees for the BBCs lies, theft, fraud, deceit and sheer greed to be exposed to the daylight of public opinion and good public scrutiny.

    Like the CoOp before them, these communist like behemoths are from another time, their day of reckoning is coming, CoOp is the beginning, and as day follows night the same fate will hopefully reveal the greedy self enriching truth at the BBC.

    The third stage of enlightenment will then be when daylight is shone on Labour and the Unions. But it’s a day at a time, the CoOp was the chink in the armour and first of the dinasours to fall, the rest are now merely biding their time as they stand in line to suffer their well deserved fate.

    The BBC has got to be next though. It’s the great labour apologist, a lynchpin that underlies much of what is wrong in the UK and politics.

    Next the BBC, the rest will follow.

  114. 114
    DD says:

    When can we expect that odious little runt Michael Crick, to doorstep Carwyn Jones, Peter Robinson, and Alex Salmond, and demand to know why the Welsh Assembly, Northern Ireland Assembly and Scottish Parliament does not contain any black faces ?
    Oh sorry that little smear is just confined to UKIP because we must hold them to account.

  115. 115
    SackMariaMillerasanMP says:

    Ha, most estate agents have more integrity than a Deloittes consultant!

  116. 116
    Nick Griffin says:


  117. 117
    tfyjhur67 says:

    You still bother voting? Voting for a party means that whips decide how MPs vote, not you.

  118. 118
    Jack Ketch says:

    You can read the Sun for free when the betting shops open on Monday.

  119. 119
    SackMariaMillerasanMP says:

    What is the point? The Guardian readership is circa 250K of left wing nut jobs, so whatever smears it runs are hardly going to change the mind of any of its readers!

  120. 120
    Joss Taskin says:

    Rascist ?? What’s that ?

  121. 121
    The Great British Public says:

    Verify it…

    Every article smearing UKIP which miraculously appears simultaneously in every newspaper and every website, proves it.

    The smell of fear from the establishment and their media prostitutes via their print, TV programmes and blogs…. Is now well and truly rank.

  122. 122
    Great British Public says:

  123. 123
    EU Enthusiasm Index says:

    100% – Lib Dems – the EU is the best chance of any kind of high paid job and obscene pension for normally unemployable Lib Dems after career in HOC or as UK councillor ends.
    99% – Labour – reasons as Lib Dems above.
    98% Greens – the EU is a leading player in the climate change scam.
    60% – Conservatives – supporting the EU offers the best chance of a highly paid directorship with a multi-national after losing seat, although the chances of finding any good job are rather higher than any of the above.
    0% – UKIP – wants out of the EU, regarding it as the cause of many of the country’s problems, and know it is only set to control and destroy Britain further.

  124. 124
    The Poof In Residence says:

    Nigel Farage defends Ukip politician who wants to ‘shoot poofters’

  125. 125
    SootyBear says:

    I really cannot understand why “genuine Tories” (if any are left) have’nt got rid of him ages back. They must know the man is a compulsive liar and douchebag, but do little to make real change in their party. God knows why the local conservative associations have not declared independence from the party at Con HQ.

  126. 126
    The Great British Public says:

    The loss making socialist Guardian, propped up by the hard work of capitalist car dealers and the hardworking majority who freely pay to use AutoTrader.

    What a joke the Guardian is.

    Who pays to support the socialist BBC, oh yes, the hardworking majority of the UK public, on pain of jail if they refuse to do so…

    The minorities benefiting from, and ruling over the majorities.

  127. 127
    the knee bone's connected to the thigh bone says:

    The Guardian is the front door (and back door) route to the BBC News ‘Head of User Experience’.

  128. 128
    Realist says:

    As a working man I cannot afford to be a socialist; the only socialists are the idle rich and won’t work class.

  129. 129
    Cameron trust me I have the best interests of the UKs sovereignty in my Christian heart says:

    I surrender.
    Whatever the EU wants, it gets.

  130. 130
    Gary Barlow says:

    Same here

  131. 131
    Vince Cable says:

    Is there a force in physics more poweful than the gravitational field generated by the sofa?

  132. 132
    non taxable pikey says:

  133. 133
    Trial of the Century says:

    So many other countries have no problem arresting former leaders-of-men.

    Why does the UK have such a problem with doing that?

    Here in Britain we just get served up dead MPs to shake a fist at.

  134. 134
    Jack Ketch says:

    Nigel just sent me a personal e-mail asking for £10 and “The Socialist Party of Great Britain” shoved a very poorly printed (the text is blurred) leaflet in 6 point type through my letter box asking me to help save the World. Not much choice in politics, is there.

  135. 135
    P l e b says:

    They’re all armless except Farage.

  136. 136
    Wink says:

    I’m not saying Abbot is fat, but when she walked past my televsion I missed a whole episode.

  137. 137
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    that O’Brien bloke is deluded if he thinks he came out well from that interview.

  138. 138
    Vote UKIP says:

    Equal rights for bigots!!

  139. 139
  140. 140
    Jack Ketch says:

    That’s why the ANC and Jacob Zuma employ PwC.

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    I can’t stand Hitchens. Pompous and wrong.

  142. 142
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Even the frigging Express is calling it ‘a disastrous week for UKIP’.

    Cameron, Milliband & Clegg would kill for their ‘disastrous’ poll ratings.

    Let’s have a few more ‘disasters’ please Nigel.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

  143. 143
    JH312879812354 says:

    Unless you include the cat reading it in the litter tray while taking a shit, you may be overstating the Naurgiad’s readership by a factor of two there.

    125 thousand people – the appeasement of whom seems to be the sole target of the so called Conservative party.

  144. 144
    Anonymous says:

    Bloom is a buffoon who thinks he’s funny because he’s shocking.

  145. 145
    Alan Rusbridger says:

    The Guardian = too thin for curtains, too thick to wipe your arse on.

  146. 146
    Nigel Farage says:

    I love the smell of establishment fear in the mornings!

  147. 147
    Emperor Rumpy says:

    That’s not good enough, my little fake Englishman.

    You also have to clothe and admire me.

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    John Bellingham says:

    On the subject of the Lib-Dems, I would like to point out that they cannot be both scum and dregs at the same time.

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    String Vest says:

    Very true Vince, even Tony Blair had his own sofa govt when it came to certain areas of politics.

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    Isaac Newton says:

    Eric Pickles’ farts

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    Borough of Merton says:

    Haven’t seen one Ukip leaflet.

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    Realist says:

    And Lib/Lab/Con/MSM are sacks full of shite.

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    Mr Bridger says:

    No-one cares. Farage is right.

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    MM says:

    Have a look at the “Viking-gate” scandal that the SNP are trying to suppress.

    It could yet bring Alex Salmond down before the referendum. He is alleged to have spoken about Shetlanders with what can only be called racist contempt.

    And somebody blabbed. Oh dear. The account here concords with what I am hearing from several horses’ mouths:

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    Null hypothesis says:

    Mail Outrage at Farage Romanians Comments page now taken off menu page.

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    Realist says:

    So? The muzzies want to hang them from cranes; cannot recall anyone from LibLabCon or MSM bleating about that.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Unfortunately, in the UK malfeasance is a tort, thus a civil matter, rather nick him for treason.

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    Tyburn says:

    Not even that, sadly.

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    Get out the EU says:

    Bill Cash proves that you can’t change a busted organisation from within.

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    Anonymous says:

    Have you ever tried that?

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    jgm2 says:

    Yep. Page 6 of the latest issue no 1366. ‘Street of Shame’

    ‘There has been no shortage of UKIP candidates discovered saying dodgy things online in recent weeks.

    What there has been is a curious shortage of, however, is comments from members of the party most threatened by UKIP’s rise, the Conservatives. Why so? Because the newsdesks of at least two national newspapers have agreed, in return for a steam of tip-offs about such postings from Conservative party researchers not to seek quotes from Tory opponents to bulk out the resulting stories.

    With so many right-wing floating voters up for grabs, the party does not wish to be seen openly doing down its rivals ……. one of the papers whose reporters have agreed to the condition is the Guardian (sic).’

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    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    As my noble employer Lord Northcliffe bawled at me this morning over my breakfast of sanctimony and cant
    “Hitchens you fucking Hunt!, Rubbish this Farage character the Daily Mail will have nothing to do with racists and fascists ,we never have”

    ” yes Sir!” I grovelled n protest
    Your every whim is my command
    How about 1000 words on darkiesand rag heads by next Sunday?

    Never let it be said that I am not a man of principle

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    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Dont forget those bigoted ginger haired haggis chomping alcoholics in the SNP

    All they want is our oil and women
    Well mr Mcsalmond you can fuck off on both requests
    Oh and we want our submarines and jobs back

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    Moley says:

    If you really want to see offensive views, have a look at the posts of Labour Supporter, Demetri Marchissini from Saturday.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Freedom for Shetland!

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    MSM EU Election Campaign Top Story for Tomorrow says:

    Secret documents reveal secret UKIP plans to build national network of ‘recreation’ and ‘work’ camps for immigrants and overseas workers featuring state of the art showers, delousing treatments and ‘disposal’ facilities.

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    Salem Witch hunt lunacy is back says:

    We have returned to an age of witch hunts where accusations of heresy based upon the flimsiest of evidence are jumped upon by mobs of lunatics.
    Scary times indeed.

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    James Harris says:

    Why wasn’t Viking-gate splashed in the Sunday papers today?

    People assured me it would be! Fucking bent Edinburgh judiciary!
    Pass a tip to Corriere dela Sera or something. Just get it out. Everyone at Holyrood knows the story is true.

    I don’t fancy Salmond’s chances at all. SNP activists are telling DKs that “it’s not about Salmond or the SNP”. But there’s a limit. Especially when it obviously is.

    Get this story out!

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Never sit next to a photon.

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Immigration used to be the subject that dare not speak it’s name. Then McMental had his bigot moment and the LibLabCon/MSM decided they had better start talking about it to protect their businesses/votes. Unfortunately for them they hadn’t worked out that Gillian Duffy wasn’t alone, far from it. That didn’t fit with their agenda at all so now it’s back to ‘anyone who talks about immigration must be a racist’.

    Well it’s tough shit because the genie is out of the bottle and come Thursday the ‘racists’ will have their say.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    Straight Tony says:

    I abolished that

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    jgm2 says:

    I can verify that Private Eye is running exactly that story.

    If true it does amount to solid evidence of a LibLabCon/MSM stitch-up to preserve the status quo and Buggin’s Turn politics that has served us so well totally fucked the UK since WWII.

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    White rabbit says:

    Ditto Douglas Carswell, Rees-Mogg and a dozen others. Unfixable

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    the BBC shite personality attracting force

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    Vote UKIP says:

    I’ll be at the polling station first thing next Thursday to vote UKIP in Northern Ireland.
    Normally, I couldn’t care less.

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    The Brussels Inquisition says:

    It’s all good knock-about fun.

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    suissebob says:

    Cheers, eventually found a twit pic of it.

    How sad for the Tories to go groveling to that bunch.

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    The Indian Ocean Waterboard says:

    David Miliband got there before you.

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    Reader says:

    I dislike fascists

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    Sue Denim says:

    Has she paid back the dole money she got when she packed in her job because she was too idle to work anymore?

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    White rabbit says:

    Nick Clegg wrote that did he ? I’ll be forced into a transgender political re-configuration now. All before Thursday.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Watcher says:

    The Eastern European Vampire bares his fangs and attempts the Kiss of Death:

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    Socialism is theft says:

    And all are as nationalistic as Farage. The things Scots politicians have said against ‘the English’ have been far more racist than what Farage has ever said about people from another country so why are they not branded racist? Is it perhaps because they are all part of the same establishment?

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Then the SNP are Nazis in kilts.

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    DD says:

    UKIP up to 61% in Eastern England – COMRES poll – Breitbart

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    Sally Bercow says:

    It’s weird how it’s acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross.

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    Nah says:

    Like most people I still couldn’t care. Voting Tory next year though.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Fatty Pang and His Four Pensions says:

    Anon you are spot on. I can say this now as I slurp oysters and sip champagne courtesy my BBC gold plated pension.

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    Salmond's "gates" start multiplying says:

    It’s not just that Alex Salmond made those remarks about Shetlanders, remarks that show what a power-crazed nutter he is. And what a racist arsehole he is when the cameras are off.

    It’s how he’s trying to cover them up.

    The story was expected to break today. I’m told judicial arms got twisted.
    Go on, Alex, do your best – try to cover it up some more. Watch what happens.

    And the SNP equals Salmond, who, let us recall, was brought back refried to the party leadership because nobody else was up to it.

    If he eventually resigns over Viking-gate, or over Rydergate (the Chicago hotel) the thing about Nicola Sturgeon is that she comes across like a female Nazi truth dentist.

    Which doesn’t play well. Trust me.

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    Anonymous says:

    She’s now being ̶s̶t̶a̶l̶k̶e̶d̶ followed by Labour guru David Axelrod. Wonder if he reads here?

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    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    At no time have I thought that either putting another persons genitals or corn snack into my mouth was anything other than repugnant
    Both are vile proclivities better suited to Northern Iireland rather than decent English middleclass homes

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    Gordoom McDoom of McDoomshire says:

    I get the dole – and I don’t work any more – tho in my case, they call it my . . . um . . . can’t think what they call it.

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    It's our last chance, VOTE UKIP says:

    The party I’m voting for, doesn’t have whips, yet.

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    John Bellingham says:

    There have been two Discus commenters in the Telegraph comments section over the past few weeks ( or maybe one with two handles) who post the most inane and adolescent smutty comments regarding UKIP. The comments so match two other commentators who post on the Daily Mail site that one could almost imagine it was the same people.

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    DD says:

    Very impressive lady Suzanne Evans – As per usual ‘Brillo’ was not interested in the answers – Just trying to show what a smart ar,se he is – Every question asked with mirth and a mocking tone – Normal BBC bias.

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    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Just how long will we have to wait before we find that Ms Wendi Farang ex wife of rupert Murdoch has been caught ogling the buttocks of Nigel Farage as he potters around his local B&Q at the weekend

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    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    The Green Party only party “saying disadvantaged young people should not be paying for the mistakes of the older generation”

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    Just what kind of party is it that chooses a spineless traitor like Cameron as its leader anyway ? says:

    Spot on !

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    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Parliament invaded by Chinese agents

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    Bollocks to liar Cameron and buffoon Millitwot says:

    That’s not shocking.

    Shocking is what the BBC provide with their so called cutting edge humour and pathetic ‘strong language’

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    DD says:

    No more than my grandchildren should have to pay for years, and years of DELIBERATE ACTS, not MISTAKES of the LIbLab Con.

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    Death to all Fanatics says:

    An excellent symptom of the dumbing down of the English speaking world. Unreadable, derivative gibberish.

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    The Growler says:

    They will be in the HoC on Monday, at least those that can be bothered

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    Jack Ketch says:

    German ladies no longer have moustaches and the further East you travel, the longer the armpit hair.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    I feel like shit…

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    Jack Ketch says:

    No, the BNP in suits are called “the Accused”.

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    Vote UK. Vote UKIP. says:

    I sent him his 20 quid.

    Worth ever penny.

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    Death to all Fanatics says:

    Massive chip on his shoulder, as his brother was far brighter.

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    Vote UK. Vote UKIP. says:

    No surprise, as you are one !

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    Messrs Farage,O'Flynn & Helmer says:

    Right, off to get beer, and then BBQ! L8rs…

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    Born again Englander says:

    We must do everything we can to help Alex.

    That way Cameron will be toast.

    Good bye Scotties, yah boo !

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    Jack Ketch says:

    But didn’t she play him nicely? Better than the bird down my way in Kent on Politics South East who called the defecting Indian girl “A silly little girl who wants to be the centre of attention”. (Rule—never dis the opposition openly; make excuses for them; not their fault; outside pressure etc.–every one will know its bollox, but it looks good.

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    Wake up England says:

    That must be why they want to borrow billions, because they know their grandchildren will be saddled with the unpayable debts, and not them, the immoral bastards !!!

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    Wake up England says:

    You mean CenterParks.

    I thought Cmergoon’s dad owned those.

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    Anonymous says:

    Maria says Chilcot report out thursday

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    Gruppenfuhrer Bloom says:

    Herr Miliband is on the list, quite close to the top.

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    Freedom for England, Follow Braveheart says:

    Nothing to see here, move along.

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    The Growler says:

    Are those whips there to gratify those predilections that MPs have in the cesspit called London, when is the next scandal going to hit the headlines, it would be very bad for the party to which the transgressor belongs.

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    Wake up England says:

    I thought they had to be dropped head first from high buildings and then stoned, in a sort of religious way.

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    The Growler says:

    Well that matches well with their masters

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    Yup, me again says:

    Which constituency is Nige standing in for this election?

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    Labour the party that doesn't work. says:

    20 – Down the toilet?

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    DD says:

    Yes’ Wake up England’ I agree, last time I looked, (last week) was over £94,000 per person and overall debt rising by over £4,000 a second.
    Yet according to the ‘Bought media’, the economy is improving.

    I thought the media was supposed to hold the executive to account ?.. No they are all too busy trying to smear UKIP.

    Next thing interest rate rises, housing bubble bursts, massive repossessions, more homeless plus more immigrants, record number of bankruptcies, all timed to occur after the next election. They can then get the EU/IMF called in to replace a democratically elected government with their stooges… recognise the scenario?

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    Nick Griffin says:

    UKIP are about to win the European elections.. what kind of country is this.. so much hate fear and prejudice..where does it come from?

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    jgm2 says:

    What is far more interesting is that it proves that both main parties are in cahoots to target UKIP.

    It proves UKIP are threatening both main parties Buggin’s Turn arrangement.

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    The Growler says:

    “It’s his lackeys and followers I am sorry for” The Master will not be a happy bunny if he does not get his way and he becomes the one of the ones who lost it if Cams does not get in, he always wants to be the one who won the election.

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    Yup, me again says:

    Is the Eye also running its own separate smear campaign along with that report?

  230. 230
    Yup, me again says:

    Lots of us hard working members of the majority refuse to pay the telly tax and bin all the correspondence that comes through the letterbox.

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    what a gay dave says:

    From being ignored

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    what a gay dave says:

    From being told there is no problem with hundreds of thousands moving here even though there is insufficient housing for those already here

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    Jo says:

    Good day to bury bad news.

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    south of the M4 says:

    This is an adaptation of Joseph Stalin’s quote. ” The people who cast the votes don’t decide an election, the people who count the votes do”.

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    Vote UKIP :-)

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    Labour the party that doesn't work. says:

    Very recently the police and fire brigade in this small town were participants in the removal of 17 illegal immigrants from the roof space of an ethnic restaurant run by an ethnic who has already been found with illegal immigrants, at least twice, at another ethnic restaurant he runs.

    Am I racist for asking why none of this appears in the local/national papers?

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    what a gay dave says:

    Vote ukip

    If you’re not racist vote for a non racist party when we have got our democracy back

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    Realist says:

    They are buggered either way you look at it.

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    Flash Mob says:

    The last person who wanted a united, federal Europe was….Adolf Hitler

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    Once upon a time in the West Midlands says:

    I havent received one LibDem leaflet for Euro Elections or Locals.In 2009 they were all over the place like flies on sh*t. However I have been inundated with UKIP and Tory leaflets plus e mails from Dave, Boris, Lynton, Javid and Shapps but only one solitary Labour leaflet which was pushed through door with Bee-EN-Pees leaflet ?????. Of course the only candidates who have been arsed to canvas the neighbourhood are UKIP…..looks to me like abject surrender by LibDems

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    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Stirring Tune though…

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    Halal Pork Pie says:

    I’m not paying a quid a month!

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    The British Way says:

    We just give them knighthoods or peerages instead

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    Cinna says:

    Presumably the taxpayer paid her to write the first Harry Potter book?

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    Cinna says:

    Plus the ones collecting the postal votes.

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    Cinna says:

    FFS! “the FD is British P@kistani”. No such fricking thing. A contradiction in terms if I ever heard one. He’s either one or the other…and I suspect it’s the other.

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    Anonymous says:

    UKIP tooled up for some heavy action on Thursday.ICM have crow pie on menu.Nice one Comres-again!

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    Lord Stansted says:

    A bit simplistic but since it’s aimed at a readership who have never heard of UKIP its a good article nevertheless. Fairer than you get from the msm here.

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    Anonymous says:

    The intra-company transfer visa system could do with a good audit. The one that gives the employer a 24-month NI contributions holiday. I wonder how many of the workers remain in post for a time exceeding 24 months? Hmmmm..

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Fcukin Ada, talk about lies, dammed lies and statistics.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Give ‘em time Sunshine, they’ve only just got here.

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    what a gay dave says:

    I have more in common with british people than with romanian people

    Why is it racist to say I would rather have British neighbours than romanian neighbours

    If I wanted romanian neighbours I would move to Romania

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    Anonymous says:

    Why have ConHome closed down all votes?Frit?

  256. 256
    Owen Jones says:

    Farage was right! Six Bulgarian lads in front of me at Cambridge v Gateshead. Coming over here, supporting our non-league football teams.

  257. 257
    D Alexander says:

    ‘bigoted ginger haired haggis chomping alcoholic’

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    That BBC piece, vis-à-vis UKIP, was pretty much on the level of a WW2 broadcast talking about the Bosh.

    It was an absolute disgrace.

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    Anonymous says:

    Anyone got a clip of Surfaris greatest hit-think it was called Wipe Out.Might make a nice polling day request on BBC for Dave,Mili and Calamity.

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    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    Nor we should be grateful to those who were killed in the Second World War.

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    Jumbo says:

    I don’t need a Guidogram: I just buy the Sunday Times

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    what a gay dave says:

    Do you think the conservatives will be able to renegotiate our membership of the European union?

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    jgm2 says:

    Make sure the changing room is locked while the players are on the pitch.

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    Gordon McBroomhandle says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    Dave Cameroon says:

    I’ll give you a referendum voteGay Dog Marriage vote in 2016.
    We (von clegg and I) am the Party of Common Sense.

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    non taxable pikey says:

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    Cameron trust me I have the best interests of the UKs sovereignty in my Christian heart says:

    Vote Conservative for traitors and quislings

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    Kommisar Merkel says:

    Dave you are KAPUTT!
    You are now unsubscribed from Das EPP forever!

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    Cameron trust me I have the best interests of the UKs sovereignty in my Christian heart says:

    I’ll be chill axing in the garden with my ipad, counting the £750,000 a year the family earn from windmills whilst I sign away the last of the UKs sovereignty….

    Woooohahahaaaaaa haaaaaaawowowowowhooooo hahahah wooo hoo haaaaa

    Plebs, the lot of you.

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    it is of course possible that some mechanism exists of which we are unaware, for example; knowledge may be passed down generations automagically. This may explain other European frustration in understanding English mentality. The culture may be a little bit unsophisticated but the belonging is strong.

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    Stu Hall (mentholyptus) says:

    Its a fookin Knock-Out !

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    Vince Kabal (33*) says:

    That will make 3 of us,
    you, dave, and me.

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    Cameron trust me I have the best interests of the UKs sovereignty in my Christian heart says:

    We’ve got special black ops files on those EuroSceptics now, it’s taken a while, but I’ve got them by the goolies when I really need it…

    I will be hand in glove with the EU for years, I will be rich, my pension will be EU gold plated.

    It’s funny, but when’s say the word Europhile Quisling…. It gives me a funny warm feeling down below.

    Mwwwahhhh haaaa haaaaa hooooo wa haaaaamwooo haaaaaaa

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    Anonymous says:

    How much did the LibDems cost the country over their f..king stupid AV referendum? They ceertainly got a good kicking there.
    Give the LibLabCon. a kicking too. Get out there on Thursday and vote UKIP.

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    Cameron trust me I have the best interests of the UKs sovereignty in my Christian heart says:

    I can afford to flirt with left wing policies, I’ve learnt a lot from my wife, she was quite the free thinker when she was younger.

    Of course it helps our free thinking that we’re stinky rich what with the family windmills bringing in a tasty little £750,000 pa….

    I will dig out a photo of her in the beret reading Marx…. It’s like SILF p0rn to little Dave C, it really is…… Naughty illicit fun….. A secret joke…..

    Mwaaaaa hahahaaaaaa. Ohhhh haaa mwahhhhh haaaaaaa haaaaaaaahahahahahah

    (SILF – Socialists I’d like to Fcuk….)

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    Anonymous says:

    Are you casting your vote at the Boko Haram Community Center ?

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    Sue Denim says:

    More importantly, what is the percentage of prisoners who are Romanian?

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    Unflattering Stock Photos Of Nigel Farage Limited. says:

    Note to Editors: due to unprecedented demand from all major media outlets, prices of stock photos of Nigel Farage (Unflattering) will be increasing by 300% with immediate effect.

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    Jelly fish says:


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    White rabbit says:

    I believe we’ve just started the ‘nightmare’ stage of reverse reality thinking. Frustration position has now passed and oh boy, there’s going to be one enormous bang as truth rams home.

    There could be one last sting in the tail from the traitors as they try to ‘fix the democratic process’. But It’s probably all up for them.

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    England Expects says:

    It’s bizarre that the eurowallies are happy being ruled by completely unaccountable bureaucraps in a corrrupt organisation where even its own auditors reject its accounts every year.

    As my daughter remarked, they’re only 20 miles away but they do seem very different from us, don’t they. Too bloody true

    Do your duty on Thursday, start the process of getting rid of the creeps. (that is Dave and Co., before some one shouts waycist)

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    Eton Dave says:

    Please send more photos of Farage in an interview crash, you know carcrash, traincrash, planecrash thingy so we can tell the peeps to vote for us with our plans for change and gay animal marriage .

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….It confirmed the nastiness and spite toward decent people, by the leftist elite,who think they are right and their self doubt and confidence is taking a bashing!
    When O’Brian sneeringly interviews Farage,he sneers at a vast swathe of the British public who have had more than enough of the insults,distortions and childish interviewing from him and his ilk!

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    tony.M says:

    SNP = Scottish Nazi Party

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    Wee Donnie Trump says:

    Im Scotch too

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    Village Idiot says:

    …..They couldn,t get off it,being too busy watching video repeats of the bombing in Iraq,and the slaughter of “shock and awe”,which as we know,labour did under the guidance of their leaders!

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    Anonymous says:

    We are constantly told that we need more and more immigrants to run our transport,hospital,care, schools,government offices etc., No-one states the obvious i.e.if we did not have one in sevenof the population as foreign (soon to be one in three)we would not need immigrants.We are seriously overpopulated with housing, schools and health being overburdened. Read recently that water is now to be rationed. There must be a fullstop to immigration from europe and particularly from asian and african countries.

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    nigels parachute says:

    if it was a car crash does that mean ukip are guaranteed not to come first next thursday?

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    it is the same sense of understanding that is also in Irish and Scottish and Welsh, but why the Welsh would want to be Welsh I have no idea.

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    broderick crawford says:

    Top marks to Javid .

    She may be a schemer and a Mandelson-like practioner of the Dark Media Arts .
    But she is drop dead beautifull .

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    what a gay dave says:

    People who vote ukip hate europe – they are not bothered about who nige does or doesn’t want to live next to

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Yes but where would male BBC staff get their rent boys from? And where would lefty ‘wimmin’ get their maids and nannies from?

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    broderick crawford says:

    Yeah .. he may very well be headed for political oblivion in uk politics but our Nick still looks the most laid back dude of the four .
    lNo doubt women are salivating over his photo as we speak .

    Thity women before settling down with La Senora Hah ! conservative estimate ( with a small “c”) at best !!

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    Number Crunching says:

    Romanian % of UK prison population: 0.6%
    Percentage of UKIP MEPs jailed: 9.1%

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    broderick crawford says:

    So Peter you do consort with the likes of Nicola Sturgeon , Michael Fish and Colonel Haddock then do you ?

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    nigels parachute says:

    nigel is the only honest politician

    he answered the question honestly when the ruling class have not even considered the possibility of romanians moving in next door

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    dat woomn ob kulla agin says:

    man oh man! dem whitey am sho’ trubled in der harts by de gilt ober dem wraysis folk – yo should o’ listn me long go.

    Anyways, ta cheers you up, here’s me booty wave.

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    broderick crawford says:

    Afterthought …

    If Nick Clegg leaves politics he should become a footbsl manager .
    lThen when after-match interviewers ask him why his strategy in the second half totally diametrically differed from the optimistic strategem adopted in he first he can always retort
    ” Well , as you know David , in footballl it s always a game of two halves — but to give us some credit our team always wears lemon kit , we always suck lemons at half time and the final score with us is always
    …..a lemon “

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    Tachybaptus says:

    You don’t understand the delirious excitement of the Eisteddfod.

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    broderick crawford says:

    Lord ” L” did you all those years ago have a face -lift and elocution kessons in Australian accents ,develop a penchant for feisty oriental ladies and transmogrify into one Australian -American of Scottish ancestry and re name yourself Rupey Merde -och !?

    If so I claim my five million pounds from the Wapping Widows aand Orphans Trust . Thank you .

  306. 306
    broderick crawford says:

    we would not dream of teasing you Bachelor Boy . You are our collective Theme for a Dream . Congratulations , Living Doll!

  307. 307
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Your’ oil……?

  308. 308
    Ab Dull says:

    In a 2007 draft document ‘Meeting The Needs Of Muslim Pupils In State Schools’, apparently co-authored by the school’s chairman of governor’s, Tahir Alam – the suspected ringleader of a plot to take over schools in Birmingham – it states: ‘Pre-marital and extra-marital sexual relations are considered unacceptable contexts for fulfilling ones natural sexual desires.

    Read more:
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

    This is the rite way for UK, goody Muslim state soon.

  309. 309
    Mrs Duffy says:

    Didn’t I make myself clear last time?

    Let’s try putting it another way love.

    Go and fuck yourself.

  310. 310
    broderick crawford says:

    That s not saying much for the Bangkok ladies …. who at variance with Deloitte carry out their duties conscientiously and to completion with a smike. What is more they do so based in a city whose name is ononatoepaeically descriptive of their job function .

  311. 311
    Fishy says:

    Protects Murdoch from PIE? Were Harmen and Dromey around?

  312. 312
    broderick crawford says:

    Oh really … where is his business address — The Sanctuary, Flat 6 , Sixth Entrance , 6th Floor perchance?

  313. 313
    Curious says:

    Please complete the stats

    % of LidDems?
    % of Tories?
    % of Labour?
    % of Blacks
    % of Muslims
    % of Jews
    % of Asians
    etc, etc, etc

    You would not want to be considereds a LibLabCon troll whose opinion is worthless, would you now?

  314. 314
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    *** Breaking news ***
    Nutcase in charge of 250 million people!
    Herman Van Rompuy
    And the poem? One of the 17-syllable haiku that have earned Mr Van Rompuy the nickname Haiku Herman.

    Haiku traditionally evoke an experience of the natural world, and a walk with Louis – in the woods or fields near his home – provides Mr Van Rompuy with subject matter morning and evening.

    Two examples, translated from Dutch:

    I see my breath –

    steam in the winter air.

    Heat in the cold.
    Birds in concert.

    One sings above all others.

    I don’t know its name.

    “I write haiku in the evening, just before sleeping, and I wake up with the poem of the day before,” Mr Van Rompuy says.

    “In my sub-conscious lots of things are working.”

    ‘Happy and strange’

    I breathe again

    the snow bedecked mountains.

    He waited for us.

  315. 315
    Monty Don's dog, Nigel says:

    A friend who works in an East London hospital tells me of the huge numbers who have lived here for years but who don’t speak English.

    Many of them are on the sick, so they only have to sign on every 3 months, but often miss hospital appts. because they’ve gone back home for a holiday.
    They have property empires to run out there, paid for with benefits money, which can make them fairly rich in the homeland

  316. 316
    JH326y34523432 says:

    Golden Dawn 15%.

    Oh dear.

    It’s almost as if the EU is actually causing the very thing it claimed to exist to prevent. How ironic.

  317. 317
    Cliff Maxford says:

    I need to cash in on this s**t

  318. 318

  319. 319
    Jimmy says:

    Dave: ‘You are the son of an immigrant. I need to you write some UKIP friendly stuff about learning English. We’re struggling against Farage.’

    Javid: ‘Anything… just keep me in my job.

  320. 320
    Ab Dull's border guard says:

    Yes, incorrect use of stats is probably due to your low grade educashun.

  321. 321
    4th Reich (aka EUSSR) kommissar says:

    Herr Cameron; you hast keine Chance. Wir werden nichts für dich wechseln, nichts. Jetzt wissen Die Englander du bist ein blödische lügnerische Arshloch.

  322. 322
    . says:

    I sure do

  323. 323
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:


  324. 324
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  325. 325
    Teeny weeny Maxie C says:

    They wouldn’t allow me on a slide.

  326. 326
    Tanya Hide says:

    Roger Helmer…… lots of people are really excited to hear what he has to say!

  327. 327
    From the Labour manifest says:

    It’s whatever is said by anyone disagreeing with your point of view.

  328. 328
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  329. 329
    An immigrant says:

    I loathe the Ukip haters but agree immigrants should be required to learn English.

  330. 330
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    Is it still true that you cannot buy property in India if you are not Indian ?

  331. 331
    Oooh, memories says:

    I was actually in a video-conf with my bbc mate Santiago at the time.

  332. 332
    The British media are cunts says:

    Channel4 News, Cathy Newman, H@rry Co!e plus some ethnic claiming to be a doctor (can barely speak English) dripping poison into the ears of viewers about UKIP.

    Now showing right-wing thugs in Margate (paid for by the establishment?) jeering and causing trouble at a UKIP meeting.

  333. 333
    Herr Helmer says:

    Lets sort out the poofs.

  334. 334
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    don’t muck about through me a bouy

  335. 335
    Nigel Farage says:

    I loathe the UKIP haters too!

  336. 336
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    Your surname is Bonar and you think you can comment on anything..?

  337. 337
    Rogered Helmet says:

  338. 338
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    I’ve got a painting I want to do. I have invented the visual device and even drawn the sketch, stretched the paper and cleared a space but I am putting off beginning, that is quite a true thing, that making a start is 1\2 of the work. hopefully the British people voting for UKIP is the beginning.

  339. 339
    O@ten says:

    I always feel like shit when I’m depressed.

  340. 340
    The MSM says:

    It makes no difference whether Romanians or Germans move in next door – you will see an identical increase in burglary, shoplifting, cash point crime, street begging, anti-social behaviour, middle fingers pointed in your direction, and old furniture, mattresses and other junk piled high in your neighbour’s front garden.

    To suggest otherwise is racist.

  341. 341
    brown-dog says:

    David Cameron cools on pledge to cut net migration to tens of thousands by May 2015

    David Cameron has apparently cooled on his party’s pledge to cut net migration to tens of thousands of people by next May’s general election.

    The Prime Minister was repeatedly asked in a television interview if he was sticking to his commitment to cut the number coming to the UK to fewer than 100,000.

    However he declined five times specifically to say that he wanted to achieve this by 2015, preferring to insist that the Conservatives were “working towards” the target.


    How many times on here has it been said to judge the “man” by his actions and not his rhetoric.

    Yet again he is shown to be an outright liar.

  342. 342
    U Keep It Up says:

    Yes, she’s good but bringing back grammar schools is a sure vote loser, once people realise what that actually means.

  343. 343
    This tweet from the fuckwit that devised a programme a programme called "Fool Britannia" says:

  344. 344
    what a gay dave says:

    A lot of muslims seem to like living next door to other muslims. Are they all racist?

  345. 345
    Purple Dogzzz says:

    Is the West directly responsible for the massacres in Ukr@ine

    Breaking during the weekend was a story by Der Spiegel and Bild that American mercenaries were on the ground in Kiev. According to the report 400 mercenaries from Academi (formerly Blackwater) were on the ground .

  346. 346
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    ‘its users’

  347. 347
    Anonymous says:

    Her old story of poor little me was a crock of shit. She came from a well to do family and was partly educated at the fee paying Monmouth School.

  348. 348
    Too far too fat says:

    Guy who can barely speak English says he’s an asset in this country. The other weasel was almost as pathetic.

  349. 349
    Sensible person says:

    I never logged on. Twitter is crap.

  350. 350
    My point says:

    Whether the interlopers are German or Romanian, they are not really welcome any more. Its not that we dislike foreigners – the British are very tolerant. We are full and we can’t absorb many more.

    If they have to come, for business reasons or because someone has married one, the rest of the citizens don’t want them to be allowed to come here without proper scrutiny of their criminal antecedents, and with proper housing, health and employment arrangements and border controls.

  351. 351
    Show him the door says:

    Taxi for Mr Clegg

  352. 352
    Alaust says:

    I make up to $90 an hour working from my home. My story is that I quit working at Walmart to work online and ­with ­a ­­little ­effort ­I easily ­bring ­in ­around ­$­40h ­to ­$­86h… ­Someone ­was ­good ­to ­me ­by ­sharing ­this ­link ­with me, so now i am hoping i could help someone else out there by sharing this link­… Try it, you won’t regret it­!­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­……………….

  353. 353
    Anonymous says:

    He has a British passport but is ethnically a p@kistani Mussie.

    That is how he describes himself.

    That is how most mussies describe themselves, by reference to the country of their birth if they were born outside the UK but have managed to get a UK passport, or if they were born here, by reference to the country of birth of their parents.

    There is nothing strange in that.

    If you were to call them British I suspect they would think you were being racist and take a strong dislike to you.

  354. 354
    Anonymous says:

    Yep, be good and proud.

    Vote UK.
    Vote UKIP.

  355. 355
    Cameron trust me I have the best interests of the UKs sovereignty in my Christian heart says:

    Err, quite simply I dont give a toss about enforcing the law against immigrants.

    It really is more bother than its worth.

    Far easier to issue hundreds of millions of £s of parking tickets against generally law abiding UK citizens.

    Immigrants are not worth chasing, listen, unless I target the low hanging fruit, the easy pickings, ie fining and targetting UK citizens, how on earth am I going to earn the £55 million per day in fees that have to be paid to the EU.

    So my friend, don’t worry your little head over the immigrants, just pay your taxs and parking fines on time…

    Haaaaahahahaaaaa mwaaahhhh haaaaaahhhaaaaa mwwweeaaasahhhh hhhhaaaaashaha

  356. 356
    Romanians are all hard working exemplars says:

    Wow! – is he allowed to practise? How does he communicate effectively with English-speaking people (of whatever race/background)? Normally it’s the dentist who speaks clearly and the patient who sounds like he’s got a mouthful of instruments and gunge.

    As for Harry “I Always Echo Nick Clegg” Cole, well I suppose he has a family to feed and that’s the way he looks at things.

  357. 357
    Ferry boat says:

    No! People who vote UKIP do not hate Europe. In fact most of them like it very much. What is not liked is the EU and its authoritarianism. Once that is gone, Europe will once again become a popular thriving continent instead of the desecration that is now seen in so many of its countries.

  358. 358
    Ferry boat says:

    What time does the banana boat leave for Montego Bay?

  359. 359
    Turkish bath says:

    Care to elucidate on what these numbers mean?

  360. 360
    Turkish bath says:

    Blimey! I see you are really up to date with the latest news. Are you also late for council meetings?

  361. 361
    Fred the pensioner says:

    “Fool Britannia” was the title of an LP record issued in the 1960s by Antony Newly, Joan Collins and Peter Sellars – taking the piss out of the then Government’s idiocies and hypocracies.

    Go see if you can find a copy some where and listen. Not much seems to have changed since then!

  362. 362
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Nope – they are called ‘Ghettoists”.

  363. 363
    Fred the Mikado says:

    “I’ve got a little list and I’m sure you’ll not be missed…..”.

    Roll on, less than a year to go now…

  364. 364

    ‘Net immigration’ is a phrase used to cover up the appalling numbers of the indigenous population who can see no future for their families in their homeland and are therefore emigrating ,a form of ethnic cleansing carried out under the direct orders of the EU commissars ,
    Those still in doubt let them visit Whitechapel or Birmingham .

  365. 365
    Grimy Miner says:

    Fuck off

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