May 18th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

In Guido’s Sun on Sunday column today we reveal the name of Sajid Javid’s new SpAd. Find out why she is made of the Wright Stuff here. Also in today’s column:

  • Some amusing advice from Norman Tebbit for the LibDems on rewriting government history
  • Despite being sacked by Nigel Farage, Godfrey Bloom is still hoping for a UKIP victory
  • Hague’s former aide Christopher Myers has got a job at Goldman Sachs, his CV has a big hole
  • All happiness and light on the Labour campaign team says Michael Dugher

Politics for the people, 70p down the newsagents or online here


365 Comments

  1. 1
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    Where are the tits…?

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    • 5
      Patrick O'Flynn says:

      I’m here with Nigel !

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    • 19
      c l o'aca says:

      70p down the newsagents?

      70p down the drain more like

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    • 205
      The Growler says:

      They will be in the HoC on Monday, at least those that can be bothered

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      • 270
        Cameron trust me I have the best interests of the UKs sovereignty in my Christian heart says:

        I’ll be chill axing in the garden with my ipad, counting the £750,000 a year the family earn from windmills whilst I sign away the last of the UKs sovereignty….

        Woooohahahaaaaaa haaaaaaawowowowowhooooo hahahah wooo hoo haaaaa

        Plebs, the lot of you.

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    • 352
      Alaust says:

      I make up to $90 an hour working from my home. My story is that I quit working at Walmart to work online and ­with ­a ­­little ­effort ­I easily ­bring ­in ­around ­$­40h ­to ­$­86h… ­Someone ­was ­good ­to ­me ­by ­sharing ­this ­link ­with me, so now i am hoping i could help someone else out there by sharing this link­… Try it, you won’t regret it­!­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­……………….http://x.co/4eyWd

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  2. 2
    Silly old fart says:

    Bill Cash’s nose must be out of joint somewhat. A career spent waffling about the evils of the EU on the back benches has deliverd fuck all. Despite betrayal after betrayal by his own party, he has remained a loyal member…..perks and expenses are so comforting after all.
    Well, fuck you. Cash, Farage has brought EU into the mainstream much more than you or any of your ‘euro-realist’ shitheads have ever done.
    You remain a loyal buffoon…the rest of us are voting UKIP.

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    • 3
      Jan Uittenbroek says:

      Payday explains all.

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    • 159
      Get out the EU says:

      Bill Cash proves that you can’t change a busted organisation from within.

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      • 173
        White rabbit says:

        Ditto Douglas Carswell, Rees-Mogg and a dozen others. Unfixable

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        • 274
          Cameron trust me I have the best interests of the UKs sovereignty in my Christian heart says:

          We’ve got special black ops files on those EuroSceptics now, it’s taken a while, but I’ve got them by the goolies when I really need it…

          I will be hand in glove with the EU for years, I will be rich, my pension will be EU gold plated.

          It’s funny, but when’s say the word Europhile Quisling…. It gives me a funny warm feeling down below.

          Mwwwahhhh haaaa haaaaa hooooo wa haaaaamwooo haaaaaaa

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  3. 4
    Peter Tapsell says:

    JK Rowling is a shining example that becoming rich doesn’t mean you have become a tory and tax evader, top lady!

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    • 55
      Vernons pools says:

      Top Champaign socialist, more like.

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    • 128
      Realist says:

      As a working man I cannot afford to be a socialist; the only socialists are the idle rich and won’t work class.

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      • 130
        Gary Barlow says:

        Same here

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        • 276
          Cameron trust me I have the best interests of the UKs sovereignty in my Christian heart says:

          I can afford to flirt with left wing policies, I’ve learnt a lot from my wife, she was quite the free thinker when she was younger.

          Of course it helps our free thinking that we’re stinky rich what with the family windmills bringing in a tasty little £750,000 pa….

          I will dig out a photo of her in the beret reading Marx…. It’s like SILF p0rn to little Dave C, it really is…… Naughty illicit fun….. A secret joke…..

          Mwaaaaa hahahaaaaaa. Ohhhh haaa mwahhhhh haaaaaaa haaaaaaaahahahahahah

          (SILF – Socialists I’d like to Fcuk….)

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    • 180
      Sue Denim says:

      Has she paid back the dole money she got when she packed in her job because she was too idle to work anymore?

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      • 194
        Gordoom McDoom of McDoomshire says:

        I get the dole – and I don’t work any more – tho in my case, they call it my . . . um . . . can’t think what they call it.

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      • 245
        Cinna says:

        Presumably the taxpayer paid her to write the first Harry Potter book?

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      • 347
        Anonymous says:

        Her old story of poor little me was a crock of shit. She came from a well to do family and was partly educated at the fee paying Monmouth School.

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    • 204
      Death to all Fanatics says:

      An excellent symptom of the dumbing down of the English speaking world. Unreadable, derivative gibberish.

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  4. 6
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Oh, what joy to see the ‘mainstream’ parties and their supporters in the ‘mainstream’ media in utter mass panic today. Oborne, Hitchens, D’Arsola, even Booker has a dig at UKIP today. One last heave before Thursday, eh?

    “Look, UKIP weally, weally are waycist, you know!”

    “It’s despicable that Mister Farage doesn’t want to live next to a large bunch of Romanians – he must, must be waycist!”

    “If you vote UKIP, you are waycist, too, y’know” – and more crap of the same ilk.

    You can almost touch their terror as they see their cosy little gravy train of 40 years coming crashing into the buffers.

    Good. This Thursday, we have a golden chance to tell the lot of ‘em to fuck off. Don’t miss that chance. There is no excuse.

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    • 7
      Nigel Farage says:

      Wasn’t it Mornington Crescent who said that what matters is not the votes, but who counts the votes?

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    • 22
      DD says:

      Does Hitchens support any political party ? All he does is sit on the sidelines, carp about everything, and do sweet FA about it.

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      • 29
        The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

        Hitchens is a cock who thinks that every ill in this country is caused by cannabis and it’s users.

        He spends too much time re-boring D*cre’s rectum to say anything of importance.

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        • 34
          Anonymous says:

          He speaks a lot more sense than any of the other guests when he is on Question Time.

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          • The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

            Yeah, that’s not very difficult is is..?

            I could go on QT, drop my pants, do a HUGE turd and plant flags that represent the three main parties in it and it would say a thousand words more than any c*nt on Question (who’s got the tiniest cock comp) Time.

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        • 141
          Anonymous says:

          I can’t stand Hitchens. Pompous and wrong.

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        • 210
          Death to all Fanatics says:

          Massive chip on his shoulder, as his brother was far brighter.

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        • 346
          Socialism = Starvation says:

          ‘its users’

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      • 53
        The real Peter Hitchens says:

        There is good money to be had in writing carp for your Tory paymasters

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    • 61
      Pookie Snackumberger says:

      I must admit Booker did surprise me today.

      Though overall he’s is one of the few.

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  5. 9
    Multi-Culti Bullshit Watch says:

    Has anyone else noticed how once you give a job with hiring priviliges to an Asian he often starts discriminating against white people?

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    • 25
      Anonymous says:

      I know of a London financial services firm where the FD is British P@kistani.

      All employees that he has any involvement in interviewing are always chosen on their race. P@kistani Mussies are chosen first, then mussies of any race, then any other Asians of any race, cast or clan, then white people last.

      They seem to go out of their way to sponsor Mussies from abroad, UK residents are never chosen. Firstly these foreign mussies are much cheaper, they will work for peanuts if it means they can get a passport after 5 years, secondly it is pure and simple racism against White British people.

      This must be going on in thousands businesses in the UK.

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      • 56
        The real Peter Hitchens says:

        You just try getting a job in a balti house or corner shop
        Its well nigh impossible

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      • 248
        Cinna says:

        FFS! “the FD is British P@kistani”. No such fricking thing. A contradiction in terms if I ever heard one. He’s either one or the other…and I suspect it’s the other.

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        • 353
          Anonymous says:

          He has a British passport but is ethnically a p@kistani Mussie.

          That is how he describes himself.

          That is how most mussies describe themselves, by reference to the country of their birth if they were born outside the UK but have managed to get a UK passport, or if they were born here, by reference to the country of birth of their parents.

          There is nothing strange in that.

          If you were to call them British I suspect they would think you were being racist and take a strong dislike to you.

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      • 251
        Anonymous says:

        The intra-company transfer visa system could do with a good audit. The one that gives the employer a 24-month NI contributions holiday. I wonder how many of the workers remain in post for a time exceeding 24 months? Hmmmm..

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    • 58
      Realist says:

      Precisely, look at the @UK Visas and Immigration Agency’. It’s even lost the word ‘borders’ from its title.

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  6. 10
    Village Idiot says:

    ……The enemies of this country are very close to home!
    1)Naughty muslims…
    2)The EU….
    3)Our own press,broadcasters and establishment!
    None of which, think much of democracy,or, other opinions, dfferent to their own!
    Who can change these things, that have been ignored by our political elite?

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    • 18
      An ex higher rate taxpayer says:

      Looks like my decision to part UK shores with my UK passport was well founded after all .

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      • 38
        Anonymous says:

        Thanks to Cameron another tax payer departs our shores.

        Cameron really is like the boy who cried wolf over the EU too many times.

        Cameron is a liar, and simply cannot be trusted.

        Remember that when you vote next week.

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        • 117
          tfyjhur67 says:

          You still bother voting? Voting for a party means that whips decide how MPs vote, not you.

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        • 220
          The Growler says:

          Are those whips there to gratify those predilections that MPs have in the cesspit called London, when is the next scandal going to hit the headlines, it would be very bad for the party to which the transgressor belongs.

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  7. 11
    Taxpayer says:

    She has a nice face. But can she be trusted not to betray us?

    Most of these Spads are anti-democratic idiots on the make.

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  8. 12
    Dave Spart says:

    Murdoch will be fine. It’s his lackeys and followers I am sorry for. They will all end up against the wall once the gloves are off.

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    • 228
      The Growler says:

      “It’s his lackeys and followers I am sorry for” The Master will not be a happy bunny if he does not get his way and he becomes the one of the ones who lost it if Cams does not get in, he always wants to be the one who won the election.

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  9. 13
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Contrite Nigel Farage continues to “beg” for forgiveness.

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    • 16
      The Big Issue says:

      Begging is what all our Romanians do when they aren’t robbing people or card skimming. Nigel Farage doesn’t need to beg forgiveness for anything. He is right.

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      • 26
        Bert Camus says:

        Farage has blown it.

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        • 30
          Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

          What race are all the criminal pickpockets in Paris?

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          • Anonymous says:

            Romanian or Peruvian.

            Romanians are like the crowbar of pickpockets, unsubtle and common thieves lacking class’s, they’d happily mug you and steal right in front of your eyes.

            Peruvians are the creme de la creme, it’s an art to them and they have pick,pocket master classes. Probably the Peruvians know they have to be good otherwise if they get caught they will be sent home, half way round the world.

            The Romainans however, know if they get caught, they will get some money for food, food vouchers, the chance to sue the UK police force with legal aid money, and usually a free flight home to see the family and spirit away their illegal gotten gains into houses and cars.

            Once the UK govt paid for family visit is done, they make their way back on a cheap flight or coach, and start to fill their coffers again. Obviously stage 2 is when they realise it’s even better to get a free housing benefit house and child benefit and unemployment benefit over here. Then they can continue thieving whilst getting by the government at the same time. Bingo..

            German school children on the other hand are complete scum of the earth.

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    • 45
      Mornington Crescent says:

      Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, dear.

      But do fuck off, all the same.

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  10. 15
    DD says:

    Godfrey Bloom could be bought back into the fold of UKIP, after his period of penitence. All he did was use a word, deemed totally offensive, by the bought MSM, and hit a vertically challenged wind up merchant from the same bought MSM ,on the head with a newspaper.

    Contrast this to the acceptance of all the learned, and right dishonourable dross, that sits in both houses, that it’s perfectly OK to let thieves, fraudsters, sexual perverts, and liars rejoin them.

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    • 60
      Anonymous says:

      Maybe when Cameron is booted out as PM will have a sudden crisis of morality and ideology, no doubt brought on by his deep chr1stian faith, and realise his natural home is in the LibDems where he can continue to push his liberal dreams further and further with the full support of The charleton Nick Clegg and about 4% of the UK public.

      The Conservatives are being destroyed from within and the longer Cameron stays there, the worse it will be for them, and the longer they will remain unelectable.

      Cameron has not a conservative bone in his body. Hardly surprising she he has no backbone.

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        Just what kind of party is it that chooses a spineless traitor like Cameron as its leader anyway ? says:

        Spot on !

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    • 62
      Village Idiot says:

      …Godfrey Bloom did and said nothing wrong, using humour and expressions that he and many others grew up with..While I agree, certain terms and views are,in the modern age,not really for public consumption, it is those whose mindset is looking for offence in everything that are the real problem!…Because of this,arguments are stifled and polarised,for fear of causing offence,so reality and debate becomes skewed and distorted!….I would love to see plain,blunt speaking,but it is not allowed, the result is the limp ,pc ,weak, one sided style of surreal government, that has contributed to the destruction of what was a much better country before the EU,before PC, before lefty ideology infiltrating every layer of government,public service,schools ,police and media!
      …In the words of the immortal bard ,Cher, “If I could turn back time”?????????

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      • 144
        Anonymous says:

        Bloom is a buffoon who thinks he’s funny because he’s shocking.

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        • 202
          Bollocks to liar Cameron and buffoon Millitwot says:

          That’s not shocking.

          Shocking is what the BBC provide with their so called cutting edge humour and pathetic ‘strong language’

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  11. 21
    Common Purpose says:

    Political Correctness has nothing to do with being correct. It has only ever been about silencing our enemies.

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    • 35
      Tables turned? says:

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      • 43
        The Public says:

        Chip paper. In politics, timing is important. No doubt the Murdoch lackeys will all pretend later they have not been participating an anti-UKIP smear campaign co-ordinated with the rest of the pro-EU media, and drag up some vaguely sympathetic article from a few months ago as proof. But we all know what they are up to.

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      • 50
        Mornington Crescent says:

        Yeah, sure, Rup3rt. Just as it’s OK to hack dead girls’ phones, too.

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    • 48
      albacore says:

      You have to admit, though, it’s a wonderful wheeze
      Making Brits so frit even so much as to sneeze
      Let alone dare to sniff in the vicinity
      Of an encroaching, enriching minority

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  12. 28
    Mangochutney says:

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    • 51
      Happy Days says:

      Nonsense. UKIP will get more than just 35%.

      BTW, I have just received a leaflet from the LibDems: put through my door by the same guys who deliver the take-away leaflets and taxi firm cards. Have they no activists left at all in London?

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      • 151
        Borough of Merton says:

        Haven’t seen one Ukip leaflet.

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        • 241
          Once upon a time in the West Midlands says:

          I havent received one LibDem leaflet for Euro Elections or Locals.In 2009 they were all over the place like flies on sh*t. However I have been inundated with UKIP and Tory leaflets plus e mails from Dave, Boris, Lynton, Javid and Shapps but only one solitary Labour leaflet which was pushed through door with Bee-EN-Pees leaflet ?????. Of course the only candidates who have been arsed to canvas the neighbourhood are UKIP…..looks to me like abject surrender by LibDems

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    • 66
      Anonymous says:

      There is nothing quite so nice as the smell of fear from the establishment and MSM on a sunny Sunday morning….

      Vote UKIP.

      Vote UK.

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      • 74
        Pollster says:

        We’ve had a labour one (via Royal mail spam), a tory one address to me (franked), and a ukip one hand delivered. No LD whatsoever.

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        • 134
          Jack Ketch says:

          Nigel just sent me a personal e-mail asking for £10 and “The Socialist Party of Great Britain” shoved a very poorly printed (the text is blurred) leaflet in 6 point type through my letter box asking me to help save the World. Not much choice in politics, is there.

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    • 135
      P l e b says:

      They’re all armless except Farage.

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    • 295
      broderick crawford says:

      Yeah .. he may very well be headed for political oblivion in uk politics but our Nick still looks the most laid back dude of the four .
      lNo doubt women are salivating over his photo as we speak .

      Thity women before settling down with La Senora Hah ! conservative estimate ( with a small “c”) at best !!

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      • 302
        broderick crawford says:

        Afterthought …

        If Nick Clegg leaves politics he should become a footbsl manager .
        lThen when after-match interviewers ask him why his strategy in the second half totally diametrically differed from the optimistic strategem adopted in he first he can always retort
        ” Well , as you know David , in footballl it s always a game of two halves — but to give us some credit our team always wears lemon kit , we always suck lemons at half time and the final score with us is always
        …..a lemon “

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  13. 33
    Lord Lucan says:

    May I just interrupt to say Diane Hippopotamus?

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    • 40
      Chairman says:

      No. Sorry. We haven’t got time.

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    • 70
      Audience member says:

      But where does she stand in relation to Europe?

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    • 305
      broderick crawford says:

      Lord ” L” did you all those years ago have a face -lift and elocution kessons in Australian accents ,develop a penchant for feisty oriental ladies and transmogrify into one Australian -American of Scottish ancestry and re name yourself Rupey Merde -och !?

      If so I claim my five million pounds from the Wapping Widows aand Orphans Trust . Thank you .

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  14. 39
    cheche says:

    Lib lab Con on Sunday politics talking about UKIP but no UKIP. How very odd

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    • 44
      The Stasi says:

      Not odd at all. This is how state run medias run smear campaigns.

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    • 71
      Anonymous says:

      The BBC are a disgrace, they are smearing and silencing UKIP, just how their establishment political paymasters tell them to.

      The day the licence fee is abolished, be it in 1 year or 10 years time. Will not be a day too early and a truly joyous day to behold.

      On that day, I’m going to go into my local pub and buy everybody a drink, even if I have to do it on my credit card. It will be money very well spent.

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      • 83
        Thrill Seeker says:

        I have already stocked up on bubbly, but I have a feeling I may need to get in some more snacks. This is going to be more than a popcorn moment. I must look up the devilled cashew-nut recipe.

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        • 113
          Anonymous says:

          The day the BBC are forced to have contributions based pensions will be a beautiful day.

          There will be an almighty shudder across the Great British Isles as the stinking hypocritical BBC gravy train grinds it an embarrassing halt.

          We will need 10 years of truth and reconciliation committees for the BBCs lies, theft, fraud, deceit and sheer greed to be exposed to the daylight of public opinion and good public scrutiny.

          Like the CoOp before them, these communist like behemoths are from another time, their day of reckoning is coming, CoOp is the beginning, and as day follows night the same fate will hopefully reveal the greedy self enriching truth at the BBC.

          The third stage of enlightenment will then be when daylight is shone on Labour and the Unions. But it’s a day at a time, the CoOp was the chink in the armour and first of the dinasours to fall, the rest are now merely biding their time as they stand in line to suffer their well deserved fate.

          The BBC has got to be next though. It’s the great labour apologist, a lynchpin that underlies much of what is wrong in the UK and politics.

          Next the BBC, the rest will follow.

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          • Fatty Pang and His Four Pensions says:

            Anon you are spot on. I can say this now as I slurp oysters and sip champagne courtesy my BBC gold plated pension.

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  15. 49
    Owen Jones Spokesperson for The Green Party says:

    MoD paid consultants £15m – outsourcing – otherwise known as shovelling public money into private hands .

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/mod-is-accused-of-a-lack-of-cost-control-after-revelation-deloitte-was-paid-148m-to-advise-on-reforms-9391301.html

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    • 54
      Cliff Richard says:

      Please don’t tease me.

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    • 57
      Away on business says:

      There are Bangkok whores with more integrity than a Deloitte consultant.

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      • 77
        Nikki Sinclaire says:

        Im agree

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        • 115
          SackMariaMillerasanMP says:

          Ha, most estate agents have more integrity than a Deloittes consultant!

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          • broderick crawford says:

            That s not saying much for the Bangkok ladies …. who at variance with Deloitte carry out their duties conscientiously and to completion with a smike. What is more they do so based in a city whose name is ononatoepaeically descriptive of their job function .

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      • 80
        Anonymous says:

        Cameron is a UK hating, Deliotte aspiring, EU loving, sovereignty destroying, muslamic apologising, Westminster whore.

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  16. 63
    Trannies-4-U says:

    Re-elected Nikki Sinclair

    Nikkis “Battle bus” spotted in Sunny Wolverhampton.

    http://postimg.org/image/pdcbp33bd/

    Thanks to Thomas for sending me the pic.

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    • 65
      Telford says:

      Does she have a position on men’s rights?

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      • 73
        The real Peter Hitchens says:

        I have often wondered if it sits down to pee or stands up cigar in one hand pint in the other splashing her boots just like ant real man such as nigel farage would do

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        • 79
          Today is International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia says:

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          • The Transphobian Ambassador To The Court Of St James says:

            What has Transphobia done to deserve this? We have no interest in the internal politics of your country.

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          • The real Peter Hitchens says:

            I most certainly do have Homophobia and transphobia

            Its impossible to bend and tie your shoe laces in front of the former without risking a sodomising as to the latter just imagine the confusion when you enter a lavatory cubicle with a “trans” hoping to discuss matters of the day when it pops out half a pound of salami and forcibly sodomises you

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          • White rabbit says:

            Nick Clegg wrote that did he ? I’ll be forced into a transgender political re-configuration now. All before Thursday.

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  17. 67
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Whilst masturbating in my bath this morning It struck me that scum really does rise to the top ,
    this is why I predict a sensational victory for Messrs Cameron and Clegg
    Should UKIP win I will suddenly find myself living in a utopia and unable to find work other than as an itinerant gypo thief

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    • 82
      JobCentre ++Plus_Good says:

      Gotta start somewhere Peter

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    • 148
      John Bellingham says:

      On the subject of the Lib-Dems, I would like to point out that they cannot be both scum and dregs at the same time.

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      • 275
        Anonymous says:

        How much did the LibDems cost the country over their f..king stupid AV referendum? They ceertainly got a good kicking there.
        Give the LibLabCon. a kicking too. Get out there on Thursday and vote UKIP.

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  18. 69
    Nermal says:

    Does Sajid Javid’ know that his new SPaD wears a Guido slide in her hair?

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  19. 72
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

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    • 78
      The real Peter Hitchens says:

      Trouble is that the very same could be said about Blue Dee and all of his co horts in parliament

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    • 89
      Anonymous says:

      Cameron earns his Govt wage and his family windmill brings in £750,000 pa…. subsidised by UK taxpayers…

      The hypocrisy is mind blowing…

      The man says one thing and does the opposite.

      You cannot trust the man.

      He is a congenital liar.

      He has cried wolf over the EU far too many times.

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      • 125
        SootyBear says:

        I really cannot understand why “genuine Tories” (if any are left) have’nt got rid of him ages back. They must know the man is a compulsive liar and douchebag, but do little to make real change in their party. God knows why the local conservative associations have not declared independence from the party at Con HQ.

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  20. 75
    David Lowe says:

    The sun has got his hat on…hip, hip, hip hooray!

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  21. 76
    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Todays media words:

    1. UKIP
    2. Rascist
    3. Farage
    4. UKIP
    5. Rascist
    6. UKIP
    7 Rascist
    8. Farage

    My words to the media.

    1. Biased
    2. Customers
    3. You
    4. Need
    5. Us
    6. More
    7. Than
    8. We
    9.Need
    10. You

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    • 86
      String Vest says:

      Exactly. Newspapers are historically bought reflecting your general political view. When they start dictating that view to you then hey ho they have lost a customer.

      There are some really stupid editors around, really stupid owners as well.

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      • 96
        The real Peter Hitchens says:

        Der Stürmer is well known to be the favoured lavatorial reading matter at Herr Farages weekend retreat
        THE WOLFS HEAD publichouse
        Suspiciously this esablishment serves Sausages and beer
        Do we need any further proof that UKIP are a rag tag of if not pseudo the very much actually NAZIS ?

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        • 104
          H.Proctor of Bohemia says:

          His favourite song is “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”, whilst getting drunk at a strip-joint full of Liza Minnelli look-alikes. Disgusts me.

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    • 120
      Joss Taskin says:

      Rascist ?? What’s that ?

      Like

      • 327
        From the Labour manifest says:

        It’s whatever is said by anyone disagreeing with your point of view.

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  22. 81
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    For no reason other than Bush and Campbell wanted it, Labour declares war on foreign nations and tries to bom the fcuk out of them killing hundreds of thousands in Irak and Afgani, but UKIP are the nasty racists.

    Like

    • 92
      String Vest says:

      And on top of that justice is performed in closed courts with rulings being kept secret. I wonder how the Abdul Belhaj case went?

      When is Chilcot reporting?

      Like

  23. 87
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Nigel Farage is a holocaust denier!
    He regularly beats his wife, a black boy caters to his every whim from valet to Gardner and all in return for two and six pence per week
    Just ask anybody in the MSM

    Like

  24. 88
    Evil carehome assistane says:

    On today’s menu is other residents sick, with roast or saute potatoes

    Like

  25. 90
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    ACCIDENTALLY SHREDDED WITH TONY B£IAR’S EXPENSES ?

    Like

    • 95
      The Rule of Law says:

      Why don’t we just arrest him for malfeasance in public office and get on with it? The other charges can follow later once we have him safely behind bars.

      Like

  26. 93
    suissebob says:

    Private Eye is apparently running a story that the Tory party are in league with the Guardian to run UKIP smears.

    Can anyone verify that?

    Like

    • 97
      Reader says:

      Private Eye, according to you.

      Like

      • 161
        jgm2 says:

        Yep. Page 6 of the latest issue no 1366. ‘Street of Shame’

        ‘There has been no shortage of UKIP candidates discovered saying dodgy things online in recent weeks.

        What there has been is a curious shortage of, however, is comments from members of the party most threatened by UKIP’s rise, the Conservatives. Why so? Because the newsdesks of at least two national newspapers have agreed, in return for a steam of tip-offs about such postings from Conservative party researchers not to seek quotes from Tory opponents to bulk out the resulting stories.

        With so many right-wing floating voters up for grabs, the party does not wish to be seen openly doing down its rivals ……. one of the papers whose reporters have agreed to the condition is the Guardian (sic).’

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        • 177
          suissebob says:

          Cheers, eventually found a twit pic of it.

          How sad for the Tories to go groveling to that bunch.

          Like

          • jgm2 says:

            What is far more interesting is that it proves that both main parties are in cahoots to target UKIP.

            It proves UKIP are threatening both main parties Buggin’s Turn arrangement.

            Like

    • 110
      Lord Ashcroft says:

      Well I fucking well hope so seeing as I paid good money for it!

      Like

      • 121
        The Great British Public says:

        Verify it…

        Every article smearing UKIP which miraculously appears simultaneously in every newspaper and every website, proves it.

        The smell of fear from the establishment and their media prostitutes via their print, TV programmes and blogs…. Is now well and truly rank.

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        • 196
          John Bellingham says:

          There have been two Discus commenters in the Telegraph comments section over the past few weeks ( or maybe one with two handles) who post the most inane and adolescent smutty comments regarding UKIP. The comments so match two other commentators who post on the Daily Mail site that one could almost imagine it was the same people.

          Like

    • 119
      SackMariaMillerasanMP says:

      What is the point? The Guardian readership is circa 250K of left wing nut jobs, so whatever smears it runs are hardly going to change the mind of any of its readers!

      Like

      • 126
        The Great British Public says:

        The loss making socialist Guardian, propped up by the hard work of capitalist car dealers and the hardworking majority who freely pay to use AutoTrader.

        What a joke the Guardian is.

        Who pays to support the socialist BBC, oh yes, the hardworking majority of the UK public, on pain of jail if they refuse to do so…

        The minorities benefiting from, and ruling over the majorities.

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        • 230
          Yup, me again says:

          Lots of us hard working members of the majority refuse to pay the telly tax and bin all the correspondence that comes through the letterbox.

          Like

      • 127
        the knee bone's connected to the thigh bone says:

        The Guardian is the front door (and back door) route to the BBC News ‘Head of User Experience’.

        Like

      • 143
        JH312879812354 says:

        Unless you include the cat reading it in the litter tray while taking a shit, you may be overstating the Naurgiad’s readership by a factor of two there.

        125 thousand people – the appeasement of whom seems to be the sole target of the so called Conservative party.

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    • 172
      jgm2 says:

      I can verify that Private Eye is running exactly that story.

      If true it does amount to solid evidence of a LibLabCon/MSM stitch-up to preserve the status quo and Buggin’s Turn politics that has served us so well totally fucked the UK since WWII.

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      • 229
        Yup, me again says:

        Is the Eye also running its own separate smear campaign along with that report?

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  27. 94
    Boko Haram's Abubakar Shekau says:

    I’m voting UKIP on Thursday.

    Like

  28. 102
    Nigel Farage says:

    20 years ago I told everyone I was becoming a comedian, they all laughed…they’re not laughing now are they………….

    Like

    • 108
      Bob Monkhausen says:

      Theft… wheres my black books…

      Like

      • 112
        Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

        I say I say I say…what’s the difference between a Bulgarian,Romanian and a German?…

        I don’t know you had better ask Farage

        Like

        • 136
          Wink says:

          I’m not saying Abbot is fat, but when she walked past my televsion I missed a whole episode.

          Like

        • 206
          Jack Ketch says:

          German ladies no longer have moustaches and the further East you travel, the longer the armpit hair.

          Like

    • 111
      String Vest says:

      Congratulations, those few words of yours are likely to sway public opinion away from voting for UKIP. Tens of thousands of voters will now switch from UKIP because of you.

      Like

  29. 114
    DD says:

    When can we expect that odious little runt Michael Crick, to doorstep Carwyn Jones, Peter Robinson, and Alex Salmond, and demand to know why the Welsh Assembly, Northern Ireland Assembly and Scottish Parliament does not contain any black faces ?
    Oh sorry that little smear is just confined to UKIP because we must hold them to account.

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    • 184
      Socialism is theft says:

      And all are as nationalistic as Farage. The things Scots politicians have said against ‘the English’ have been far more racist than what Farage has ever said about people from another country so why are they not branded racist? Is it perhaps because they are all part of the same establishment?

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  30. 116
    Nick Griffin says:

    UKIP ARE THE B&P IN SUITS

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  31. 122
    Great British Public says:

    Like

  32. 123
    EU Enthusiasm Index says:

    100% – Lib Dems – the EU is the best chance of any kind of high paid job and obscene pension for normally unemployable Lib Dems after career in HOC or as UK councillor ends.
    99% – Labour – reasons as Lib Dems above.
    98% Greens – the EU is a leading player in the climate change scam.
    60% – Conservatives – supporting the EU offers the best chance of a highly paid directorship with a multi-national after losing seat, although the chances of finding any good job are rather higher than any of the above.
    0% – UKIP – wants out of the EU, regarding it as the cause of many of the country’s problems, and know it is only set to control and destroy Britain further.

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    • 163
      The real Peter Hitchens says:

      Dont forget those bigoted ginger haired haggis chomping alcoholics in the SNP

      All they want is our oil and women
      Well mr Mcsalmond you can fuck off on both requests
      Oh and we want our submarines and jobs back

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  33. 124
    The Poof In Residence says:

    Nigel Farage defends Ukip politician who wants to ‘shoot poofters’ http://ift.tt/1lI8Z3i

    Like

  34. 131
    Vince Cable says:

    Is there a force in physics more poweful than the gravitational field generated by the sofa?

    Like

    • 149
      String Vest says:

      Very true Vince, even Tony Blair had his own sofa govt when it came to certain areas of politics.

      Like

      • 287
        Village Idiot says:

        …..They couldn,t get off it,being too busy watching video repeats of the bombing in Iraq,and the slaughter of “shock and awe”,which as we know,labour did under the guidance of their leaders!

        Like

    • 150
      Isaac Newton says:

      Eric Pickles’ farts

      Like

    • 169
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Never sit next to a photon.

      Like

  35. 137
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    that O’Brien bloke is deluded if he thinks he came out well from that interview.

    Like

    • 153
      Mr Bridger says:

      No-one cares. Farage is right.

      Like

    • 284
      Village Idiot says:

      ….It confirmed the nastiness and spite toward decent people, by the leftist elite,who think they are right and their self doubt and confidence is taking a bashing!
      When O’Brian sneeringly interviews Farage,he sneers at a vast swathe of the British public who have had more than enough of the insults,distortions and childish interviewing from him and his ilk!

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  37. 142
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Even the frigging Express is calling it ‘a disastrous week for UKIP’.

    Cameron, Milliband & Clegg would kill for their ‘disastrous’ poll ratings.

    Let’s have a few more ‘disasters’ please Nigel.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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  38. 146
    Nigel Farage says:

    I love the smell of establishment fear in the mornings!

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  39. 154
    MM says:

    Have a look at the “Viking-gate” scandal that the SNP are trying to suppress.

    It could yet bring Alex Salmond down before the referendum. He is alleged to have spoken about Shetlanders with what can only be called racist contempt.

    And somebody blabbed. Oh dear. The account here concords with what I am hearing from several horses’ mouths:

    http://www.shetlink.com/index.php?/topic/8548-snp-leaders-try-to-squash-shetland-petition-and-viking-gate-scandal/

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    • 165
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Freedom for Shetland!

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    • 168
      James Harris says:

      Why wasn’t Viking-gate splashed in the Sunday papers today?

      People assured me it would be! Fucking bent Edinburgh judiciary!
      Pass a tip to Corriere dela Sera or something. Just get it out. Everyone at Holyrood knows the story is true.

      I don’t fancy Salmond’s chances at all. SNP activists are telling DKs that “it’s not about Salmond or the SNP”. But there’s a limit. Especially when it obviously is.

      Get this story out!

      Like

    • 219
      Freedom for England, Follow Braveheart says:

      Nothing to see here, move along.

      Like

    • 285
      tony.M says:

      SNP = Scottish Nazi Party

      Like

  40. 155
    Null hypothesis says:

    Mail Outrage at Farage Romanians Comments page now taken off menu page.

    Like

  41. 162
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    As my noble employer Lord Northcliffe bawled at me this morning over my breakfast of sanctimony and cant
    “Hitchens you fucking Hunt!, Rubbish this Farage character the Daily Mail will have nothing to do with racists and fascists ,we never have”

    ” yes Sir!” I grovelled n protest
    Your every whim is my command
    How about 1000 words on darkiesand rag heads by next Sunday?

    Never let it be said that I am not a man of principle

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  42. 166
    MSM EU Election Campaign Top Story for Tomorrow says:

    Secret documents reveal secret UKIP plans to build national network of ‘recreation’ and ‘work’ camps for immigrants and overseas workers featuring state of the art showers, delousing treatments and ‘disposal’ facilities.

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  43. 167
    Salem Witch hunt lunacy is back says:

    We have returned to an age of witch hunts where accusations of heresy based upon the flimsiest of evidence are jumped upon by mobs of lunatics.
    Scary times indeed.

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  44. 170
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Immigration used to be the subject that dare not speak it’s name. Then McMental had his bigot moment and the LibLabCon/MSM decided they had better start talking about it to protect their businesses/votes. Unfortunately for them they hadn’t worked out that Gillian Duffy wasn’t alone, far from it. That didn’t fit with their agenda at all so now it’s back to ‘anyone who talks about immigration must be a racist’.

    Well it’s tough shit because the genie is out of the bottle and come Thursday the ‘racists’ will have their say.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    • 237
      Labour the party that doesn't work. says:

      Very recently the police and fire brigade in this small town were participants in the removal of 17 illegal immigrants from the roof space of an ethnic restaurant run by an ethnic who has already been found with illegal immigrants, at least twice, at another ethnic restaurant he runs.

      Am I racist for asking why none of this appears in the local/national papers?

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  45. 175
    Vote UKIP says:

    I’ll be at the polling station first thing next Thursday to vote UKIP in Northern Ireland.
    Normally, I couldn’t care less.

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  46. 182
    Anonymous says:

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  47. 183
    Watcher says:

    The Eastern European Vampire bares his fangs and attempts the Kiss of Death:

    http://news.sky.com/story/1263755/ed-miliband-nigel-farage-is-not-a-racist

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  48. 186
    DD says:

    UKIP up to 61% in Eastern England – COMRES poll – Breitbart

    Like

  49. 187
    Sally Bercow says:

    It’s weird how it’s acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross.

    Like

    • 193
      The real Peter Hitchens says:

      At no time have I thought that either putting another persons genitals or corn snack into my mouth was anything other than repugnant
      Both are vile proclivities better suited to Northern Iireland rather than decent English middleclass homes

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  50. 189
    Anonymous says:

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    • 192
      Anonymous says:

      She’s now being ̶s̶t̶a̶l̶k̶e̶d̶ followed by Labour guru David Axelrod. Wonder if he reads here?

      Like

    • 197
      DD says:

      Very impressive lady Suzanne Evans – As per usual ‘Brillo’ was not interested in the answers – Just trying to show what a smart ar,se he is – Every question asked with mirth and a mocking tone – Normal BBC bias.

      Like

      • 214
        Jack Ketch says:

        But didn’t she play him nicely? Better than the bird down my way in Kent on Politics South East who called the defecting Indian girl “A silly little girl who wants to be the centre of attention”. (Rule—never dis the opposition openly; make excuses for them; not their fault; outside pressure etc.–every one will know its bollox, but it looks good.

        Like

      • 342
        U Keep It Up says:

        Yes, she’s good but bringing back grammar schools is a sure vote loser, once people realise what that actually means.

        Like

  51. 191
    Salmond's "gates" start multiplying says:

    It’s not just that Alex Salmond made those remarks about Shetlanders, remarks that show what a power-crazed nutter he is. And what a racist arsehole he is when the cameras are off.

    It’s how he’s trying to cover them up.

    The story was expected to break today. I’m told judicial arms got twisted.
    Go on, Alex, do your best – try to cover it up some more. Watch what happens.

    And the SNP equals Salmond, who, let us recall, was brought back refried to the party leadership because nobody else was up to it.

    If he eventually resigns over Viking-gate, or over Rydergate (the Chicago hotel) the thing about Nicola Sturgeon is that she comes across like a female Nazi truth dentist.

    Which doesn’t play well. Trust me.

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  52. 198
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Just how long will we have to wait before we find that Ms Wendi Farang ex wife of rupert Murdoch has been caught ogling the buttocks of Nigel Farage as he potters around his local B&Q at the weekend

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  53. 199
    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    The Green Party only party “saying disadvantaged young people should not be paying for the mistakes of the older generation”

    Like

    • 203
      DD says:

      No more than my grandchildren should have to pay for years, and years of DELIBERATE ACTS, not MISTAKES of the LIbLab Con.

      Like

    • 215
      Wake up England says:

      That must be why they want to borrow billions, because they know their grandchildren will be saddled with the unpayable debts, and not them, the immoral bastards !!!

      Like

      • 225
        DD says:

        Yes’ Wake up England’ I agree, last time I looked, (last week) was over £94,000 per person and overall debt rising by over £4,000 a second.
        Yet according to the ‘Bought media’, the economy is improving.

        I thought the media was supposed to hold the executive to account ?.. No they are all too busy trying to smear UKIP.

        Next thing interest rate rises, housing bubble bursts, massive repossessions, more homeless plus more immigrants, record number of bankruptcies, all timed to occur after the next election. They can then get the EU/IMF called in to replace a democratically elected government with their stooges… recognise the scenario?

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    • 260
      Patrick O'Flynn says:

      Nor we should be grateful to those who were killed in the Second World War.

      Like

  54. 201
    The real Peter Hitchens says:

    Parliament invaded by Chinese agents

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  55. 207
    Nick Clegg says:

    I feel like shit…

    Like

  56. 212
    Messrs Farage,O'Flynn & Helmer says:

    Right, off to get beer, and then BBQ! L8rs…

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  57. 217
    Anonymous says:

    Maria says Chilcot report out thursday

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  58. 226
    Nick Griffin says:

    UKIP are about to win the European elections.. what kind of country is this.. so much hate fear and prejudice..where does it come from?

    Like

  59. 232

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Like

    • 258
      Pookie Snackumberger says:

      That BBC piece, vis-à-vis UKIP, was pretty much on the level of a WW2 broadcast talking about the Bosh.

      It was an absolute disgrace.

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  60. 233
    what a gay dave says:

    From being told there is no problem with hundreds of thousands moving here even though there is insufficient housing for those already here

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  61. 236

    Vote UKIP :-)

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  62. 238
    what a gay dave says:

    Vote ukip

    If you’re not racist vote for a non racist party when we have got our democracy back

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    • 266
      Dave Cameroon says:

      I’ll give you a referendum voteGay Dog Marriage vote in 2016.
      We (von clegg and I) am the Party of Common Sense.

      Like

  63. 243
    Halal Pork Pie says:

    I’m not paying a quid a month!

    Like

  64. 249
    Anonymous says:

    UKIP tooled up for some heavy action on Thursday.ICM have crow pie on menu.Nice one Comres-again!

    Like

  65. 254
    what a gay dave says:

    I have more in common with british people than with romanian people

    Why is it racist to say I would rather have British neighbours than romanian neighbours

    If I wanted romanian neighbours I would move to Romania

    Like

    • 281
      White rabbit says:

      I believe we’ve just started the ‘nightmare’ stage of reverse reality thinking. Frustration position has now passed and oh boy, there’s going to be one enormous bang as truth rams home.

      There could be one last sting in the tail from the traitors as they try to ‘fix the democratic process’. But It’s probably all up for them.

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  66. 255
    Anonymous says:

    Why have ConHome closed down all votes?Frit?

    Like

  67. 256
    Owen Jones says:

    Farage was right! Six Bulgarian lads in front of me at Cambridge v Gateshead. Coming over here, supporting our non-league football teams.

    Like

  68. 259
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone got a clip of Surfaris greatest hit-think it was called Wipe Out.Might make a nice polling day request on BBC for Dave,Mili and Calamity.

    Like

  69. 261
    Jumbo says:

    I don’t need a Guidogram: I just buy the Sunday Times

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  70. 262
    what a gay dave says:

    Do you think the conservatives will be able to renegotiate our membership of the European union?

    Like

    • 269
      Kommisar Merkel says:

      Dave you are KAPUTT!
      You are now unsubscribed from Das EPP forever!

      Like

      • 321
        4th Reich (aka EUSSR) kommissar says:

        Herr Cameron; you hast keine Chance. Wir werden nichts für dich wechseln, nichts. Jetzt wissen Die Englander du bist ein blödische lügnerische Arshloch.

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  71. 271
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    it is of course possible that some mechanism exists of which we are unaware, for example; knowledge may be passed down generations automagically. This may explain other European frustration in understanding English mentality. The culture may be a little bit unsophisticated but the belonging is strong.

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    • 282
      England Expects says:

      It’s bizarre that the eurowallies are happy being ruled by completely unaccountable bureaucraps in a corrrupt organisation where even its own auditors reject its accounts every year.

      As my daughter remarked, they’re only 20 miles away but they do seem very different from us, don’t they. Too bloody true

      Do your duty on Thursday, start the process of getting rid of the creeps. (that is Dave and Co., before some one shouts waycist)

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    • 291
      President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

      it is the same sense of understanding that is also in Irish and Scottish and Welsh, but why the Welsh would want to be Welsh I have no idea.

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  72. 279
    Unflattering Stock Photos Of Nigel Farage Limited. says:

    Note to Editors: due to unprecedented demand from all major media outlets, prices of stock photos of Nigel Farage (Unflattering) will be increasing by 300% with immediate effect.

    Like

    • 283
      Eton Dave says:

      Please send more photos of Farage in an interview crash, you know carcrash, traincrash, planecrash thingy so we can tell the peeps to vote for us with our plans for change and gay animal marriage .

      Like

    • 317
      Cliff Maxford says:

      I need to cash in on this s**t

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  73. 288
    Anonymous says:

    We are constantly told that we need more and more immigrants to run our transport,hospital,care, schools,government offices etc., No-one states the obvious i.e.if we did not have one in sevenof the population as foreign (soon to be one in three)we would not need immigrants.We are seriously overpopulated with housing, schools and health being overburdened. Read recently that water is now to be rationed. There must be a fullstop to immigration from europe and particularly from asian and african countries.

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    • 294
      The British media are cunts says:

      Yes but where would male BBC staff get their rent boys from? And where would lefty ‘wimmin’ get their maids and nannies from?

      Like

  74. 289
    nigels parachute says:

    if it was a car crash does that mean ukip are guaranteed not to come first next thursday?

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  75. 290
    RIP Great Britain says:

    http://shar.es/Vn2J3

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  76. 293
    what a gay dave says:

    People who vote ukip hate europe – they are not bothered about who nige does or doesn’t want to live next to

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    • 357
      Ferry boat says:

      No! People who vote UKIP do not hate Europe. In fact most of them like it very much. What is not liked is the EU and its authoritarianism. Once that is gone, Europe will once again become a popular thriving continent instead of the desecration that is now seen in so many of its countries.

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  77. 296
    Number Crunching says:

    Romanian % of UK prison population: 0.6%
    :
    .
    Percentage of UKIP MEPs jailed: 9.1%

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    • 313
      Curious says:

      Please complete the stats

      % of LidDems?
      % of Tories?
      % of Labour?
      % of Blacks
      % of Muslims
      % of Jews
      % of Asians
      etc, etc, etc

      You would not want to be considereds a LibLabCon troll whose opinion is worthless, would you now?

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    • 320
      Ab Dull's border guard says:

      Yes, incorrect use of stats is probably due to your low grade educashun.

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    • 316
      JH326y34523432 says:

      Golden Dawn 15%.

      Oh dear.

      It’s almost as if the EU is actually causing the very thing it claimed to exist to prevent. How ironic.

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  80. 300
    nigels parachute says:

    nigel is the only honest politician

    he answered the question honestly when the ruling class have not even considered the possibility of romanians moving in next door

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  81. 301
    dat woomn ob kulla agin says:

    man oh man! dem whitey am sho’ trubled in der harts by de gilt ober dem wraysis folk – yo should o’ listn me long go.

    Anyways, ta cheers you up, here’s me booty wave.

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  82. 304

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  83. 308
    Ab Dull says:

    In a 2007 draft document ‘Meeting The Needs Of Muslim Pupils In State Schools’, apparently co-authored by the school’s chairman of governor’s, Tahir Alam – the suspected ringleader of a plot to take over schools in Birmingham – it states: ‘Pre-marital and extra-marital sexual relations are considered unacceptable contexts for fulfilling ones natural sexual desires.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2631729/Teacher-suspected-Trojan-Horse-school-breaks-teenagers-phone-prove-relationship-fellow-pupil.html#ixzz325UDoS4T
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

    This is the rite way for UK, goody Muslim state soon.

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  84. 314
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    *** Breaking news ***
    Nutcase in charge of 250 million people!
    Herman Van Rompuy
    And the poem? One of the 17-syllable haiku that have earned Mr Van Rompuy the nickname Haiku Herman.

    Haiku traditionally evoke an experience of the natural world, and a walk with Louis – in the woods or fields near his home – provides Mr Van Rompuy with subject matter morning and evening.

    Two examples, translated from Dutch:

    I see my breath -

    steam in the winter air.

    Heat in the cold.
    Birds in concert.

    One sings above all others.

    I don’t know its name.

    “I write haiku in the evening, just before sleeping, and I wake up with the poem of the day before,” Mr Van Rompuy says.

    “In my sub-conscious lots of things are working.”

    ‘Happy and strange’

    I breathe again

    the snow bedecked mountains.

    He waited for us.

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  85. 315
    Monty Don's dog, Nigel says:

    A friend who works in an East London hospital tells me of the huge numbers who have lived here for years but who don’t speak English.

    Many of them are on the sick, so they only have to sign on every 3 months, but often miss hospital appts. because they’ve gone back home for a holiday.
    They have property empires to run out there, paid for with benefits money, which can make them fairly rich in the homeland

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    • 330
      President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

      Is it still true that you cannot buy property in India if you are not Indian ?

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    Jimmy says:

    Dave: ‘You are the son of an immigrant. I need to you write some UKIP friendly stuff about learning English. We’re struggling against Farage.’

    Javid: ‘Anything… just keep me in my job.

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  88. 324
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHHEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!

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  89. 326
    Tanya Hide says:

    Roger Helmer…… lots of people are really excited to hear what he has to say!

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  90. 332
    The British media are cunts says:

    Channel4 News, Cathy Newman, H@rry Co!e plus some ethnic claiming to be a doctor (can barely speak English) dripping poison into the ears of viewers about UKIP.

    Now showing right-wing thugs in Margate (paid for by the establishment?) jeering and causing trouble at a UKIP meeting.

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  91. 338
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    I’ve got a painting I want to do. I have invented the visual device and even drawn the sketch, stretched the paper and cleared a space but I am putting off beginning, that is quite a true thing, that making a start is 1\2 of the work. hopefully the British people voting for UKIP is the beginning.

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  92. 340
    The MSM says:

    It makes no difference whether Romanians or Germans move in next door – you will see an identical increase in burglary, shoplifting, cash point crime, street begging, anti-social behaviour, middle fingers pointed in your direction, and old furniture, mattresses and other junk piled high in your neighbour’s front garden.

    To suggest otherwise is racist.

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    • 350
      My point says:

      Whether the interlopers are German or Romanian, they are not really welcome any more. Its not that we dislike foreigners – the British are very tolerant. We are full and we can’t absorb many more.

      If they have to come, for business reasons or because someone has married one, the rest of the citizens don’t want them to be allowed to come here without proper scrutiny of their criminal antecedents, and with proper housing, health and employment arrangements and border controls.

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  93. 341
    brown-dog says:

    David Cameron cools on pledge to cut net migration to tens of thousands by May 2015

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10839268/David-Cameron-cools-on-pledge-to-cut-net-migration-to-tens-of-thousands-by-May-2015.html

    David Cameron has apparently cooled on his party’s pledge to cut net migration to tens of thousands of people by next May’s general election.

    The Prime Minister was repeatedly asked in a television interview if he was sticking to his commitment to cut the number coming to the UK to fewer than 100,000.

    However he declined five times specifically to say that he wanted to achieve this by 2015, preferring to insist that the Conservatives were “working towards” the target.

    ————————

    How many times on here has it been said to judge the “man” by his actions and not his rhetoric.

    Yet again he is shown to be an outright liar.

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    • 364
      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      ‘Net immigration’ is a phrase used to cover up the appalling numbers of the indigenous population who can see no future for their families in their homeland and are therefore emigrating ,a form of ethnic cleansing carried out under the direct orders of the EU commissars ,
      Those still in doubt let them visit Whitechapel or Birmingham .

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  94. 343
    This tweet from the fuckwit that devised a programme a programme called "Fool Britannia" says:

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    • 349
      Sensible person says:

      I never logged on. Twitter is crap.

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    • 361
      Fred the pensioner says:

      “Fool Britannia” was the title of an LP record issued in the 1960s by Antony Newly, Joan Collins and Peter Sellars – taking the piss out of the then Government’s idiocies and hypocracies.

      Go see if you can find a copy some where and listen. Not much seems to have changed since then!

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  95. 344
    what a gay dave says:

    A lot of muslims seem to like living next door to other muslims. Are they all racist?

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  96. 345
    Purple Dogzzz says:

    Is the West directly responsible for the massacres in Ukr@ine

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-11/400-blackwater-mercs-deployed-ukraine-against-separatists-german-press-reports

    Breaking during the weekend was a story by Der Spiegel and Bild that American mercenaries were on the ground in Kiev. According to the report 400 mercenaries from Academi (formerly Blackwater) were on the ground .

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  97. 348
    Too far too fat says:

    Guy who can barely speak English says he’s an asset in this country. The other weasel was almost as pathetic.

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    • 356
      Romanians are all hard working exemplars says:

      Wow! – is he allowed to practise? How does he communicate effectively with English-speaking people (of whatever race/background)? Normally it’s the dentist who speaks clearly and the patient who sounds like he’s got a mouthful of instruments and gunge.

      As for Harry “I Always Echo Nick Clegg” Cole, well I suppose he has a family to feed and that’s the way he looks at things.

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  98. 355
    Cameron trust me I have the best interests of the UKs sovereignty in my Christian heart says:

    Err, quite simply I dont give a toss about enforcing the law against immigrants.

    It really is more bother than its worth.

    Far easier to issue hundreds of millions of £s of parking tickets against generally law abiding UK citizens.

    Immigrants are not worth chasing, listen, unless I target the low hanging fruit, the easy pickings, ie fining and targetting UK citizens, how on earth am I going to earn the £55 million per day in fees that have to be paid to the EU.

    So my friend, don’t worry your little head over the immigrants, just pay your taxs and parking fines on time…

    Haaaaahahahaaaaa mwaaahhhh haaaaaahhhaaaaa mwwweeaaasahhhh hhhhaaaaashaha

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    • 363
      Fred the Mikado says:

      “I’ve got a little list and I’m sure you’ll not be missed…..”.

      Roll on, less than a year to go now…

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