May 17th, 2014

Round-Up of Differing ComRes & ICM Poll Results


  1. 1
    Anon. says:

  2. 2
    Calamity Clegg,totally so says:

    And the LibDems sink even lower.

  3. 3
    Own goal there Cleggy says:

    One might have hoped that they would have supported one of the Sheffield teams.
    Even if they don’t, don’t break a habit of a lifetime and actually tell things as they are you spineless has-been.

  4. 4
    Alex Rod says:

    How do I draw a blue star?

  5. 5
    Alex Rod says:


  6. 6
    Tachybaptus says:

    It’s not the jokes, it’s the way he tells ‘em.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Guido Fawkes is an arsenal supporter.

  8. 8
    Maqb­oul says:

    Libdems, the party which put the ARSE in Arsenal.

  9. 9
    Anon. says:

  10. 10
    Ruptured, Hendon says:

    It’s cruel to mock the afflicted. One of these days you too may need a support for your arsenal.

  11. 11
    Something for Joe Public to consider says:

    During the F.A. Cup Final, Dave’s ConLibLabbers borrowed another £16 million.

    If that amount of pound coins were laid out it would more than cover the entire pitch.


  12. 12
    Mourinho says:

    a so yesterday club

  13. 13
    Geda says:

    Just think what kind of a lentil eating, crybaby, sad sack you’d have to be to defect from the Lib dems to the Greens.

    Should be some sort of easy physical strength test that would exclude these wimps from voting.

  14. 14
    AxelRodd says:

    I’m still not sure these unite guys aren’t pranking me.
    I keep expecting to go into a room and they all leap out of a closet and yell “Surprise..Asshole! .. We gottcha! You didn’t really think that geek was Ed Miliband did ya!”

  15. 15
    Jenny Tallwaught says:

    Surely most people don’t bother voting? Google tells me turnout last time was 34%.

    So it’s really
    – 66% Nobody
    – 9% Labour
    – 8% Tory
    – 8% Farage
    – 3% Liberal Surrender

  16. 16
    Neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Sad thing is, if UKIP don’t win and win well, the msm will consider it a failure and up the attacks on Farage and UKIP !!!!

  17. 17
    Ockham's Razor says:

    How can UKIP have fallen as low as 35%?

    It is a disaster, a train crash, a Gordon Brown bigoted woman type low.

    Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!

    *wrings hands*

  18. 18
    Ockham's Razor says:

    They will do that anyway.

    Vote UKIP. I have already.

  19. 19
    CCHQ says:

  20. 20
    A metaphore says:

    Whever wins will be like a cockeral crowing on top of a dung heap.

  21. 21
    Ockham's Razor says:

    What does Diane Hippopotamus have to say about it?

  22. 22
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  23. 23
    Lampshade says:

    The discrepancies between these polling organisations demonstrates that no-one has a clue what is going on, least of all, the experts.

  24. 24
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    If I’d been Chancellor, Labour would have spent ten times as much.

  25. 25
    broderick crawford says:


    ( Hope no one steams open the envelope and changes my vote to Labour — my sub postmaster is from Sylhet )

  26. 26
    Peter Kelner of YouGov says:

    My Wife 100%
    Elected EU foreign secretary 0%
    Somebody with some kind of diplomatic experience 0%

  27. 27
    Diane Fatbott says:


  28. 28
    Westminster says:

    What is the weather forecast for Thursday?

  29. 29
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Oh! You are OK after all?

  30. 30
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Hello cuddles!

    We have not heard much from you recently. Gone shy or what?

  31. 31
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Who were the LibDems, Daddy?

  32. 32
    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    If you appear with another Muslim on a TV show apparently you agree with everything he/she says – even if you specifically say you don’t (!)

  33. 33
    Ed Miliband says:

    When I am PM, Labor will have invested twenty times as much by the start of the second inning.

  34. 34
    Ockham's Razor says:

    A Clegg on the Equity of Redemption.

    One of the first things I learned for my Law exams.

  35. 35
    The Council Dustcart says:

    That’s a helpful tip.

  36. 36
    Von Rumple says:


  37. 37
    determined to vote says:

    It’s what makes the diffs….

  38. 38
    Vince Cable says:

    Think of me more as a snail in a bottle.

  39. 39
    Ockham's Razor says:

    A wipe-out it says here.

  40. 40
    A Choice or A Voice? says:

    Well that is an interesting and realistic take on things. To my mind it’s one of the reasons why we should be looking to develop an active referendum based democracy.

  41. 41
    The Forecast says:

    Humidity 64%
    Precipitation 0%
    UKIP 40%

  42. 42
    A Choice or A Voice? says:

    V true. BTW – not many people realise they fiddle around with the figures. They have to discount things like people not wishing to admit to being Tories when asked by pollsters.

  43. 43
    A says:


  44. 44
    B says:

    1. LibDems are fucked

  45. 45
    C says:

    2. Greens are fucked

  46. 46
    Max Clifford says:

    Is it sunny in Belize Ashcroft?

  47. 47
    Paul Sykes says:

    “It’s hard to believe that it is 40 years since we had a referendum on whether to go into what was a Common Market,” he says. “It is now almost a common country. How have they managed to achieve that without a single direct vote by the British public? They have attempted to create a United States of Europe. We have never had a chance of stopping it or voting for or against it.

  48. 48
    D says:

    3. Labour are fucked

  49. 49
    D says:

    3. Labour are fucked.

  50. 50
    E says:

    4. Tories are fucked

  51. 51
    Brillo says:

  52. 52
    Nigel says:

    Its going to be an earthquake chums

    Vote UKIP and save what is left of Britain

  53. 53
    Ockham's Razor says:

    5. If you vote UKIP then you will have chosen well.

  54. 54
    My sense of smell says:

    Just look for the soap dodgers.

  55. 55
    D says:

    Don’t want the Libcraps fcked , I want them totally destroyed, like the Green the damage they have done to this country with the few votes they have is totally beyond belief and democracy.

  56. 56
    Daddy says:

    Remember your French history lesson about Pétain? Well the LibDems were like one of the little factions which supported Pétain and tried to distinguish themselves by being even more helpful to the German New Oder than the Germans required. Or in modern terms, more like Van Rumpy than Van Rumpy himself.

  57. 57
    Ab Dull says:

    Huging ranging voting, including of the postally voting as we are sure to assist our benefit master.

  58. 58
    so fuck that says:

    news sites should become a role model.
    is this a news site
    campaigning sites are just that
    kill the tamil tiger. india has moved on…. drive a mercedes so tht the mothering side recedes and a mondeo …. must be a man of the pp, too.

  59. 59
    Taxed by the Fuckasl says:

    You people welfare suckers should be barred from any vote, I mean let’s get real.

  60. 60
    Heather Rabbatts says:

    Useless and sexiest. No point in getting this one (in) the sack.

  61. 61
    Britannia says:

    Our Country. Defend it. Vote for it.

  62. 62
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    Modern industrial design is pretty good you have to admit ( who’s taken a phone to bits recently ?) how do they do it ? the tolerances are minute.
    There seems to be 2 things going on.
    On the one hand there is the guy who lives on the international space station and the things that surround him, special tool for this and that and really well designed, and those landers are effing brilliant, well apart from the dog.
    now to replace that tech you would need quite a bit of specialist equipment plus the support of an industrial base.
    Then on the other hand give a guy a couple of axes and some trees and a bit of ground and he can build a house and grow crops to feed himself and procreate.
    Both are doable or it is possible to put all the industrial stuff in one place and leave nature to get along in the rest of it. But that would require a plan.

  63. 63

    Here is an open appeal to:

    * Rupert Murdoch
    * Viscount Rothermere
    * The Barclay Brothers,

    if any of you should care to listen.

    The reason that people are voting UKIP is that they don’t want any more of the old parties. They are sick to the back teeth of them.

    UKIP represent the disenfranchised English. People are voting for them because they have had enough. More than enough.

    If you want to support losers, than that is fine by us. We don’t care. We will not change our minds.

    If no one has ever addressed you lot from a blog before, well, get used to it!

    If you should not care to listen, it is all the same.

    Think hard!

    Sincerely (translated: I really mean this!)

    Schrödinger’s cat

  64. 64
    so fuck that says:

    cable news says: fuck that.bottle broken.

  65. 65
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    What about the Hockey Sticks – you dumbclutz?

  66. 66
    thostids says:

    Don’t worry Mr Axel, you’re redundant in European designs since we invented independent top and bottom wishbone suspension.

  67. 67
    Rupe says:

    Don’t expect me to care. I am only interested in money.

  68. 68
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The msm need to look back at their ‘fuck up’ over their en masse calling of it to ‘clegg’ in the Farage V Clegg chats.

    The PUBLIC dealt the msm a fucking big bashing then – so the msm are out for revenge … tough luck and love.

  69. 69
    Maimed Codger says:

    Truth is of all things and different things to all people, Opinion Polls the same..

  70. 70
    thostids says:

    That’s austerity for ya. Yee ha. The housing market should be in meltdown by the Autumn and we’ll be in la la Kane again.

  71. 71

    Then you will support winners.

    It isn’t hard to work out.

  72. 72
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Come on you rufty tufty msm promoting the sodomites – you’ve only got the vast majority of the population to try and deceive … lets be avin yeu ‘deluded cognitive dissonance practicing duplicitous owned ignorant bastards’.

  73. 73
    Maimed Codger says:

    Let us hope, the cat is dead when the box is opened…

  74. 74
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    With a wife like that – no wonder you love it when she leaves every week. Kellner – you are one of the modern worlds most pathetic sad Rsoles and as for the other u gov directors – well i have stated much similar about them bastards as well. That includes the ‘bought Humphries of BBC / Times pay offs.

  75. 75
    Great Granddad says:

    No, that is not how it is going to work, which is going to come as a shock to the nine percenters and below. The 35% who have called it for UKIP will turn out to a man. (I’m too old to say ‘person’ as I never learnt FemPC). Change that UKIP figure back to 35% and you will b close to the mark.

  76. 76
    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    To make money means having customers buy goods and services, people are quite capable of going elsewhere for goods and services, M&S and Tesco come to mind, they have had to shell out billions just to take a few more pennies, Aldi did well before their tv advertising, they had the so called comedians condemning them and making jokes about them, now how busy has Aldi become. .

  77. 77
    Ghost of Christmas Past says:

    You are all dead when the box is opened…

  78. 78
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    if you vote like the usual sheep are expected to then you confirm that you are to bee fleeced as usual in the change that never happens.

  79. 79 lo says:

    sound is the proof that an engineer is require.
    space is shifting rightwards.
    but do not forget mr shah, the candoman
    tragedy has status but up teh status to get away fro TT
    so GreatgoodJonathan.

  80. 80
    Someone called Keith says:

    A very English revolution!

  81. 81
    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Next Thursday is the true poll, the one that matters, just by putting an X on a piece of paper, that’s more than an opinion that is the real thing.

  82. 82
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Agree BW.

  83. 83
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Did i say that them greens have been completely bought off, as in who funds them and that they dare not admit that they are funded by corporate behemoths who hide their agenda for profit at all costs?

    Greens – easiest sheep / lambs to the slaughter in the world to fool.

  84. 84
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Thx Anon

  85. 85
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Pétain did not die. He withered away.

    So it is with the LibDems…

  86. 86
    Hawking's Hamster says:

    You really haven’t got the point, have you? If you had, you would have said: ‘Let us hope (no comma) the cat will be dead when the box is opened.’ Just now, while the box is closed, the cat is in a complex superposition of dead and alive states. It’s not rocket science.

  87. 87
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Rupe first buys off the judiciary and then the politicians – the pigs come as the extra with the politicians.

    it ain’t really that hard to work out.

  88. 88
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    I met a guy who lived of what he could grow for several years and his report was that you could live off an acre but it was bloody hard work. So I use this figure because it is a nice round number (1),
    people say that the arable acreage of the UK is 15 million and then there is 28 million of grass and rubbish for cultivation so I’m going to say you could live off 5 acres of the other stuff. giving a number that the land is able to support of about 21 million people. Present population being 65 million or something being 3:1 over subscribed.

  89. 89
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    ‘Mort’ and ‘gage’ – look up the translation in french and think for a minute.

  90. 90
    Jerome K Jerome says:

    The human mind can no more produce an original thought than a tree can bear an original fruit. As well might one cry for an original note in music as expect an original idea from a human brain.

    One wishes our friends, the critics, would grasp this simple truth, and leave off clamouring for the impossible, and being shocked because they do not get it.

  91. 91
    Steve Right says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong but what polling companies do is collect raw data, then use “methodologies” to turn that data into polling numbers quite different from the raw data. The methodologies are formulae based on historical information from previous elections of how various types of people responded to polls versus how they actually voted.

    The problem they have is UKIP have only this term become a major party challenging the established parties and so they have no comparable past data to accurately estimate how UKIP voters will behave. That’s why the polls for UKIP are all over the place. Their supporters can cite regular scores of 18%, their enemies 13%. Yet the evidence of by-elections is they average in the early 20s.

    There was a similar problem in the 1980s when the Alliance blew all the formulae out of the water and the polls were badly wrong then. Labour spent most of that decade massively in front of the Tories and yet Thatcher won every election comfortably.

    I think UKIP are being seriously marked down and Labour is being marked up. I’m going to go out on a limb and predict UKIP 38% Tory 25% Labour 23%

  92. 92
    UKIP4ME says:

    It would be supreme sweet tasting justice to see the libdems come in behind the BNP wouldnt it? Something delicious about that I cant quite put my finger in..sorry on. Fifth or sixth doesnt really matter, what matters is the look on Cleggs face when he has to defend himself.

  93. 93
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    We are all being pointed to atrocities and this and that in other jurisdictions – which really are beyond our own back yard. Perhaps they do not want us to really look at the shit in our own back yard jurisdiction / parliament et cetera…

    keep ‘em looking over there’ while we the politicians and our friends rob ‘em blind day in day out.

  94. 94
    Cinna says:

    The arsenal will dropping out of your world come Thursday, Cleggy.

  95. 95
    Not keeping abreast says:

    None of them has got the point in that list. They will find out the hard way because that is the only way left.

  96. 96
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    I do think that we could do a lot more in the utilization of land for growing edible products. I have the feeling that in China every piece must produce something.
    I am interested in the perennial vegetables and the idea of establishing dense, happy jungles of food. But all this would require a fucking PLAN.

  97. 97
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    the ptb control the times / scum, the ft, the gruniad, the telegrpah – they are the journals which only ever really get quoted in year on year legal journals.

    i read one particular one when Patricia Hewitt was booted out of office. To say they leapfrogged over the truth [corporate governance] is a gigantic understatement.

  98. 98
    String Vest says:

    I would hazard a guess that those figures you quote for UKIP may be a little low. Have a feeling they will be a couple of percentage points above 40%. Almost as if the man who pays the piper calls the poll.

    PS – never start with “Correct me if I’m wrong” on this blog. We are the home to some of the worlds most dedicated and persistent pedants, they will become unstable with excitement at such an opening statement.

  99. 99
    Taxed out says:

    Quite so. Useful for Mrs O and Dave to hold up their “our girls” placards to divert from the real shit. Take London….arranged for the World’s poor and mainly moozie, people who don’t give a toss about anybody at one extreme and the super rich at the other.

    Now they all appear to be quivering under the threat of Bayko Harem, none of them has the pull to just bomb the fucks and stop every mooz from tomorrow from entering Europe. The East European diversionary tactic has worked well.

  100. 100
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    All over the place.

    Only one really counts.

    I hope Farage gets beat!

    (So says The Plant :-)

  101. 101
    thostids says:

    Craponski played the game . Except in the long-game to stitch up the LibDems he hadn’t realised he has been stitched up by Heseltine and Clark. So intellectually superior, he’s made what they wanted happen. The Tory Reform Group have made the Tories unelectable.
    If the UK is handcuffed to the corpse that is Europe, Craponski is shackled to the corpse bride – Clegg.

  102. 102
    Liberal Party 1922 says:

    So low, there is nowhere to go.

  103. 103
    Taxed out says:

    Such stunning accuracy here is always a joy to behold. Pity the day after Royal Assent we find plenty of cracks in the Great Pension Swindle beginning to open up, MSM appear to have been in on this as well, not a squeak anywhere before today.

  104. 104
    String Vest says:

    Well, if what you are saying is true then we have hit an evolutionary cul-de-sac. That’s Darwin proved wrong then.

  105. 105
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    Seems like no-one does any europoll trends (and I haven’t got the time).
    …apart from the sexpest party:

    but if we take an average between those two polls…

    ComRes UKIP 35% (+1), Labour 24%, Con 20% (-2), Green 7% (+2), LibDem 6% (-2)
    ICM Labour 29% (-1), Con 26% (+4), UKIP 25% (-2) LibDem 7%

    Independence …………… 31
    Laborg Facists …………… 26
    Craven Soviets …………… 24
    Homo Ecofascists ………… 7
    Libidinous Demagogues .. 6
    British Normal People …… 3

    Bit too low for the Kippers and the Normals, but it’s just a matter of time before the tribal voters die out.

  106. 106
    Ab Dull says:

    Silence infidel. Londonistan has been ours for a longing time, go to your West Country or Lake District. We will find you there one dark night, hide kitchen in knifes.

  107. 107
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    Oh shit I spelt fascist wrong… must be all the excitement

  108. 108
    Civilization to End Soon, Does Anybody Care? says:

    [God*] helps them who helps themselves.

    * Substitute your own Absolute.

  109. 109
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    The only problem is getting people out to vote.

    Even lefty pollsters show that if turnout was 100%, you would get UKIP (or 8NP) with an actual majority – if people were voting only on policies without knowing which party (i.e.: without media relentlessly and histrionically badmouthing them)


    UKIP 60%
    8NP 30%
    shit 10%

  110. 110
    lemon says:

    vase sas.
    vaz says: break the vase.
    breaking voice . breaking wnd.
    hey mister: fancy a isaxe on my iphone. clinton cards says: staines. blu.

  111. 111
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    laces slapping to the rhythm of whitesnake.

  112. 112
    History says:

    Many of Pétain’s keenest collaborators were executed.

  113. 113
    Purple Dogzzz says:

  114. 114
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Wolves hunt in packs. faux wolves wearing sheepskin headgear rely upon a few of their inadequate friends to give the impression that they are to be feared.

    Do not be fearful of those who try to instill fear into you; for it is they who are shit scared.

  115. 115
    Montmorency says:

    It is a challenge!

    I pay Jerome so much in royalties, I cannot imagine what becomes of all the copies of that book I issue. I often think the public must eat them.

  116. 116
    pink "peace" stone. says:

    break the vase.
    use me.
    :colon: says, create more space. cancer is in the colon, which in itself is in the guts. break the gut open….the guts of the operation

  117. 117
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    Who were the LimpDumbs Daddy? They were a political party that became extinct in 2016 because they were all sexual deviants and perverts.

  118. 118
    Number One in The Prisoner says:

    Don’t blame others for this mess. Just get on with mastering the person that you have real control over.



    Vote UKIP.

  119. 119
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    If Carlsberg did UKIP party political broadcasts…

  120. 120
    pink "peace" stone. says:

    waste not want not.
    now break the rasberry jam bottle. of the mondeo man. this man needs to reveal his inwards.
    breakage unsuccessful as theabel sticks. finger bloodied. finger up: waste not want not. will the ahem dry.

  121. 121
    Grown up politics is just too much for some says:

  122. 122
    Newspaper proprietors don't want to support losing parties says:

    They know what to do…..

  123. 123
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    Kill the Left.

    Stamp on it’s focking head. Forever.

  124. 124
    A Choice or A Voice? says:

    Well the mean figures look about right to me. That’s where I would put the state of opinion for the EU poll.

  125. 125
    She must have the memory of a gold fish says:

  126. 126
    Nothing Else Matters says:

    Never cared for what they say
    Never cared for games they play
    Never cared for what they do
    Never cared for what they know
    And I know

    So close no matter how far
    Couldn’t be much more from the heart
    Forever trusting who we are
    No nothing else matters

  127. 127
    Don't look this way, look over there says:

    Those vile people they call journalists and tv interviewers have done the people of Britain a favour , instead of asking Mr Farage about the hopes and what if’s about UKIP , they all attacked the person and not asked any questions on UKIP, It seems the people of Britain seeing these vile attacks, have now worked out who the enemies of the country and are showing this in the polls, I hope Thursday will be the permanent reminder and will be more than a scare, in 2015 to the LibLabCons..

  128. 128
    String Vest says:

    The nice thing about a touch screen tablet with your photo as a background is every time I change programs I poke you in the eye.

  129. 129
    Could Farage really be a national socialist? says:

  130. 130
    Missing millions says:

    There are those who will never get the point.

    And some of those deserve to get the point, right up their jacksies!

  131. 131
    Serial Tax Avoider says:

    It’s a myth that the Caribbean is sunny – it’s hot, it’s humid and generally slightly overcast with regular showers. Nothing like the Med.

  132. 132
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    Rather than lord this or lord that stitching up the dairy industry or EU fuckers telling farmers what poisons they MUST spray on their crops or what shite they must inject the animals with, better to have a different plan. This globalization of food production is a bit bonkers if you ask me, that’s what I will say if asked “It’s a bit bonkers”.

  133. 133
    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    Think of it as an endowment.

  134. 134
    World's Most Dedicated and Persistent Pedant (though the adjective "persistent" is otiose) says:

    Think you meant “world’s” with an apostrophe…

  135. 135
  136. 136
    Nermal says:

    I should imagine the majority of people after reading this would like to shit on Laurie Penny in a non subtle manner. Improvement.

  137. 137
    Reality Bites says:

    Spot on actually – a facist suggests a tw@t MP staring proudly into a mirror while UK PLC falls aprt.

  138. 138
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    no that’s Labour… “one nation” socialists and crypto-fascists to a man.

  139. 139
    Broker's report says:

    Twelve months to wake up. can they turn it round?

  140. 140
    a salami ham and bacon says:


  141. 141
    History says:

    Its more fundamental than that. The public don’t need to see questions asked by journalists and answered or evaded by politiciians.

    They only need to take a look around them in any of our major cities, small towns or even in the countryside at harvest time to see for themselves that something is seriously wrong and has to be done. UKIP is the current available means to the end of doing that something. If it were not UKIP, other means would necessarily be used.

    Contrary to everything that the msm and the Westminster parties believe about the English people they are still capable to using the other means when necessary.

  142. 142
    Wipe my ass on them says:

    If they can blow open the expenses scandal why cant they see the bigger heist here?

  143. 143
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    isn’t all this stuff about cats and particles just conjecture of incomplete brains ?

  144. 144
    Reader says:

    I dislike fascists

  145. 145
    Reader says:

    I dislike fascists.

  146. 146
  147. 147
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  148. 148
    String Vest says:

    So sorry. :)

  149. 149
    The Fly says:

    Barclay Brothers have gone mad. Rothermere doesn’t actually care. Murdoch is actually the only hope amongst these.

    Be afraid, be very afraid!

  150. 150
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    I love this stuff, because you cannot or probably never introduced an original thought into society does not mean that it is not possible it just means that you are incapable of conceiving of the possibility and that has stymied you right there, making your truth correct for you.
    Not saying that a new note can be invented because that would mean surgery and implants so that you could detect a different range of vibration by the device of your ear but that excluded the trick is “in the comparison of things”, by finding commonality between unusual things you can say that is a new observation. by combination of notes is a new emotive experience.

  151. 151
    Dappy says:

    Fuck them

  152. 152
    Great Grandma says:


  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    I give you a toast Ladies and gentlemen,
    I give you a toast Ladies and gentlemen
    May this fair land we love so well,
    In Dignity and freedom dwell.
    while worlds may change and go awry,
    Whilst there is still one voice to cry!—
    There’ll always be an England,
    While there’s a country lane.
    Wherever there’s a cottage small
    Beside a field of grain
    There’ll always be an England
    While there’s a busy street.
    Wherever there’s a turning wheel
    A million marching feet.
    Red, white and blue
    What does it mean to you?
    Surely you’re proud
    Shout it loud
    Britons awake!
    The Empire too
    We can depend on you.
    Freedom remains
    These are the chains
    Nothing can break.
    There’ll always be an England
    And England shall be free
    If England means as much to you
    As England means to me.


  154. 154
    G W F Hegel says:

    Both are true. Strange?

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    One of German chancellor Angela Merkel’s closest allies has firmly rejected David Cameron’s proposal to extricate the UK from the EU’s commitment to “ever closer union”, accusing the prime minister of putting it forward in a “desperate attempt to appease Ukip”.

    The comments from Gunther Krichbaum, head of the German government’s committee on EU affairs, will cast serious doubt on Cameron’s ability to deliver on a pledge that he said a week ago was the “most important” change he wanted to see in the UK’s relations with Europe.


  156. 156
    Anonymous says:


  157. 157
    Bishop of Cloyne says:

    If a tile falls off a roof in a storm and there is no one there to hear it smash on the ground, does it make a noise? Or not?

  158. 158
    The British Public says:

    The Germans will accept our decision. They won’t like it, but at the end of the day, they are a democracy and so are we. And we have nukes.

  159. 159
    Ed Miliband says:

    I don’t read the papers.

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    The British Public says:

    This is German domestic politics. Merkel knows that Cameron is a lame duck, so of course she won’t make any concessions to him. However, once our decision has been taken, the Germans will adapt to it. Cooler heads will prevail.

  161. 161
    John Prescott says:

    I can’t read the papers

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:



  163. 163
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Big difference, must take the polls consensus’ee with a large pinch of salt.

  164. 164
    Anonymous says:

    Ken Rogoff calls for European Union army
    Former IMF chief economist says EU should strive to become more like a single country



  165. 165
    Just Sayin' says:

    Reading this, I couldn’t help thinking of my late grandmother, a union rep for the TGWU, from a dirt poor background. Ten times the person of pathetic bourgeois privately-educated leftards like Penny.

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    Hope ICM like eggs.

  167. 167
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    European Union army?, somebodies avin a larf!

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    ill accept your reply, its saturday night and youve been out drinking again!

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    shock news all over the sunday papers and tv. farage doesnt really have a big cock, its just a ferret stuck down his trousers.

  170. 170
    President Barroso says:

    No! No! No!

    You can’t say these things! It is not allowed! Pull this page, Mr Fawkes!

  171. 171
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Does the ferret have a big cock?.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    i see theres no work at westminster again for quite a few weeks. it doesnt mean you have to flood this blog with your liblabcon lies, so just f u c k off

  173. 173
    White Cliff of Dover says:

    What a wonderful old dear. Sad to think how many of her contemporaries died for a country that has allowed its cities to be colonised by people who hate us.

  174. 174
    Reader says:


  175. 175
    Penny Red says:

    Tom Watson blasts police failure and demands urgent inquiry into Tory cabinet minister accused of rape

  176. 176
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    a lot of those early guys who’s words of wisdom have stuck to history seem to have been unaware of the consciousness of animals and also the possible awareness of self of inanimate things,

  177. 177
    FYI says:

    Carlsberg is shit

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    oh god yeh, not half

  179. 179
    Mangochutney says:

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    Anonymous says:

    so so true, and so many of our own too. what a waste of those lives in the second world war, what for?

  181. 181
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    hope they don’t think they are going to retreat towards us

  182. 182
    FYI says:

    Telegraph does not allow comments on this crock of shit. The hack is Tim Ross

  183. 183
    Mangochutney says:


  184. 184
    Mangochutney says:


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    I have a Dream says:

    Let the ungrateful Scotts go – along with their Donkey M.Ps. Leave the E.U. and have England as some sort of Tax Haven with Financial Services and a solid manufacturing and farming base making us the richest country in Europe. Clense the boundry commission from all its Labour stooges and have an independent body redraw the boundry lines to ensure that Marxist infuences are brought under control.
    Finally rid the BBC; the schools and universities of their Leftie bias.

    I have a Dream!!!~!

  186. 186
    Silly Berk/Cow says:

    Who is it? <>

  187. 187
    Anon says:

    I thought they are all into guys. Which one has been faking it?

  188. 188
    GreatGrandchild says:

    Can I have your house? And also do you have any spare dosh? Bit skint because Racists, or so the Guardian informs me.

    Also, work is for chumps.


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    This Is What Happens When You Leave A Tank Parked On A City Street In Ukraine says:

  190. 190
    Sid Viscous says:

    She’s reading the lyrics off the back of her shield!

    Vote UKIP

  191. 191
    Wendi says:

    Shro ram rye, RupeeBaybee. SHRO RAM RYE.

    And ahshro, Tunnnnee’s butt.

  192. 192
    Tachybaptus says:

    It’s a lovely dream, but I’m afraid you’re in for a nasty shock when you wake up.

  193. 193
    pink "peace" stone. says:

    always go before the end.
    always go on the nigh note.
    …so says cameron de vase….
    who will break “h

  194. 194
    Greasy Thumb Guzic says:

    I can’t testify on the grounds it might intimidate me

  195. 195
    UK Not for Sale says:

    Sounds like a dream for turning the UK into a playground for Ferrari driving sons of corrupt oligarchs. Why don’t you depart these shores for a tax haven where you can lord it over the natives?

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  197. 197

    Vote UKIP :-)

  198. 198
    Newspapers' EU-loving Corporate Advertisers says:

    They turn it round over our dead bodies.
    Cuz Dey Bey R Bishes.

  199. 199
    Tachybaptus says:

    The UK is already a haven for the Ferrari-driνing sons of corrupt oligarchs (though the Lamborghini Aventador is considered an acceptable alternative). Try hanging around the back of Harrods on a Saturday afternoon and you will see the whole grisly crew, their arm candy and their ridiculous motors.

  200. 200
    Tachybaptus says:

    (Modded, though I had taken precautions with the word that Guido fears so much. Trying again:)

    The UK is already a haven for the Ferrari-dr!ving sons of corrupt oligarchs (though many have Lamborghini Aventadors instead). Try going to the back of Harrods on a weekend afternoon when it is jam-packed with these unpleasing people, their women (or boys), and their grotesque vehicles.

  201. 201
    'Thirsty' Dave Cooper says:

    For someone who perceives himself to being against the establishment shite in the HOC, Mr Fawkes does himself a disservice.

    I thought the whole point of his mutterings were to hold dear to the original Guido and bring down the rot at the top.

    Come on old pal, play fair and live up to your mantel.

  202. 202
    Tachybaptus says:

    The other day I was looking at Guido’s earliest posts, so very different from the current bland offerings. This decline seems to happen to anyone who gets too close to Westminster. Its toxic culture infects them, and after a while they become just another member of the greedy gang.

  203. 203
    'Thirsty' Dave Cooper says:

    Indeed and such a shame, disappointment with public figures is endemic at the moment.

    It’s very sad.

  204. 204
    Bugger, Jose Moanrhino says:

    Show us your trophies Jose!

  205. 205
    Palm tree says:

    Yes, funny that. Most tropical islands have those characteristics.

  206. 206
    Viking with warm hands says:

    … but looks fit for a spot of pape and rillaging after the show, methinks!

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:

    In rainy season you are right.

  208. 208
    Little Nicky Clegg, Cockroach-in-chief, Pervs Я Us says:

    Lapsed pros need all the support they can get.


    Fortunately, I’ve never been a pro.

  209. 209
    bean counter says:

    Who is paying for your keep whether officially or unofficially?

  210. 210
    Viking with warm hands says:

    As I said earlier, Fawkes’s blog has been going steadily down the pan for the past few months. If he does not change after Thursday, he will see a decline of 1 in his weekly stats as I (along with all my other aliases which help to boost his numbers) will be gone.

  211. 211
    I have a Dream says:

    Twat – my agenda IS for the natives so they will never ever feel the need to fall for socialist lies again. As for the Ferrari driving rich imports – tax ‘em.

  212. 212
    Dead Trees says:

    They are the past.

  213. 213
    In the long run... says:

    …we are all dead.

  214. 214
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    I agree, it isn’t the same as it was…let’s cheer ourselves up one last time with…..

  215. 215
    Augustine says:

    Those who have eyes and see not.

    Those who have brains and think not.

    Those who have newspapers and influence not.

  216. 216
    Brian says:

    Should that not be the politicians come as an extra with the pigs?

    Just asking.

  217. 217
    Michael Ashcroft says:

    The vast majority of UKIP supporters are decent people. Smearing UKIP as a racist party by the establishment parties does them no credit.

  218. 218
    doorstep shit says:

    dont need no poll to know that the foul racist right wing of the political spectrum are once again playing the race card

    why doesnt the right wing fuck off somewhere else – the tories and ukip are the foulest stench of dog odour known to man

  219. 219
    Taxfodder says:

    Sadly agree, the comments can sometimes be a hoot though, with a little gem among them now and then. This blog has all the hallmarks of a decent cash cow for a half hearted Blogster.

    I’m not too sure if I need a boot up the bum for bothering or Mr Fooks for churning it out!

    Prolly both……

  220. 220
    Polaris says:

    …Some nukes are in Scotland,i think??????

  221. 221
    Gun says:

    Bang! :-)

  222. 222
    Viners Stainless says:

    Fawkes come in different sizes and shapes.

    Some pick up well. Others do not.

  223. 223
    Village Idiot says:

    …We won the war, and, lost our country,such a waste, sold out and shit on the home for heroes,by our educated,political elites,when it could have been so much nicer!!!!!!!

  224. 224
    Sir Tim Rice says:

    Jesus Christ UKIP

  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    why dont you fuck yourself off down the loo. It’s the right place for you.

  226. 226
    Twisleton Wykeham says:

    I would go to the end of the Earth for them.

    The other parties are poles apart.

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    If ukip were not on the ballot paper then I wouldn’t vote, never again for the liblabcon party, exactly what is the difference when 70% of our laws come from Brussels or the Germans?

    Dave always has to consult his german mate before he will do anything, he also decimated our armed forces before they get subsumed within a european army.

  228. 228
    Anonymous says:

    No but the European Union do intend to give the USA the opportunity to privatise the NHS, via a hush hush Trade Treaty which will come into force this year. MP’S and MEP’s will have no say in the matter. Of course this will all be aided and abetted by the LibLabCons love of everything EU Also you wont hear about this in the establishment controlled MSM.

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    The runaway boy hero of D-day: At 14, he lied his way into the Army. At just 16 he parachuted into France …with his frantic family hot on his tail

    who bothers to even think about the second world war these days!? get over it?, by making sure you vote UKIP!!

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    Once we get the eu elections out of the way, the next job is to try to convince the scots to vote for independence. The next step to getting England back.

    Always supporting the millions of our boys who died in the world wars so we can be free from domination by the eu and germany and the deluded arse holes in our country who are poisoned by our education system.

  231. 231
    Austin Tash says:

    How terrible that people living in England should be expected to speak English. Oh the inhumanity. Meanwhile, in Saudia Arabia, many Christian immigrants are arrested and tortured for praying in private. Any outrage from the left about that? Of course not!

  232. 232
    Prod says:

    Petain was dead already….

  233. 233
    Prod says:

    Had a gob prolapse.

  234. 234
    Prisoner says:

    ….”I am not a number”…..

  235. 235 says:

    Why haven’t the Conservatives and Labour put the EU flag on their EU election propaganda ?

  236. 236
    Don't_Wanna_Change_the_World says:

    I see that OBrien anti-UKIP bigot is at it again in the Mail.

    “The more I read, the more I heard and the more I learned about Farage, the more they seemed to me to be dancing blindly behind a political Pied Piper.”

    The more….. indeed! There’s no moor left. It’s been built over to provide houses for the new influx.
    Breath in buddies – there’s another lorry approaching!

  237. 237
    Care free says:

    He’d need several lorries to carry them.

  238. 238
    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    Yes,UKIP has lurched to the Far Right in search of the votes of xenophobic bigots.

  239. 239
    the right have got the fittest birds says:


    Craven Soviets



    Libidinous Demagogues


  240. 240
    ready or not says:

    to fight the statist crypto-fascist bigots of the left

  241. 241
    the right always has the fittest birds says:


    Craven Soviets



    Libidinous Demagogues


  242. 242
    Vote Tory . . says:

    . . . get a shit-smeared pinkish-greenish-yellow slimeball

  243. 243
    Genuinely asking says:

    Why is Guido leaving this story to the Sunday People and Exaro News?

  244. 244
    the right always has the fittest birds says:

    there’s no such thing as race.

    here’s a link suitable for your level of intelligence (I doubt you could cope with an academic paper – of which there are many…:

    people who go on about race and racism are self-evidently the ones playing the race card.

    we were here first, you fuck off.

  245. 245
    the right always has the fittest birds says:

    lefty threats as usual… when you can’t win the debate… take your football home.

  246. 246
    Another twat exposed says:

    Does that include the many Scots who fought in both World wars for this country you ignoramous ?

  247. 247
    Owen Jones says:

    Ooh get you ,you fascist bitch.

  248. 248
    the right always has the fittest birds says:

    the problem with these definitions is self-evident:

    the devil and all his works
    the extreme far right
    the far right
    the populist right
    the right
    the centre-right
    the centre
    the centre-left
    the left

    so by anyone’s reckoning, the actual centre isn’t the centre at all…

    the “right” is actually the “centre”,

    Laborg is comprised of the far left and the extreme far left where the ecofascists sit.

    as soon as these definitions are corrected by the media to reflect something akin to reality, it is nothing but “2 minutes of hate” stalinist bigotry and propaganda.

  249. 249
    the right always has the fittest birds says:

    Aye… that’s Laborg – “the party of the workers”… the city workers that is… dreaming of retiring to a nice fat eurocrat salary.

    face facts boyo – you and every other Laborg voter was sold down the river.

  250. 250
    the right always has the fittest birds says:


    there’s no point having a referendum – just leave the EU immediately.

    they’ll only force us to have another referendum until they get the right answer, like they did in Denmark and France.

  251. 251
    Yeah, keep whining pussy..! No-one cares, you're fucking irrelevant. says:


  252. 252
    the right always has the fittest birds says:

    so do I, that’s why I hate Laborg.

    vote for the love that dare not speak it’s name

    (or is conspicuous by it’s censored absence).

  253. 253
    Anon. says:

    The voting on that article was just changed,not seen that before. 1000 was just added to the green arrow with no change to the red. Erm.

  254. 254
  255. 255
    White rabbit says:

    More like followers of Le Petomane. A professional farter. Accurate really as Clegg is like intestinal gas and party members waft along in the following cloud.

  256. 256
    Geoff Boycott says:

    To have some idea what it’s like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until he’s 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump.

    They’re all fooking tossers!

    Vote UKIP.

  257. 257
    Nigel Farage says:


  258. 258
    Mr & Mrs Hamilton says:

    What you need to know about Nigel Farage before you vote

  259. 259
    ready or not says:

    Farage is co-president of the Europe of Freedom and Democracy group, which includes representatives of far-Right groups such as the Danish People’s Party and the Italian Lega Nord.

  260. 260
    Socialism is theft says:

    What more do you need to know about people who smear a person/party rather his/its policies because they have lost the argument on policies?

    How come given that there are EU elections in five days there is hardly any comment in the MSM about Europe? It is like a General Election without anybody mentioning the economy.

  261. 261
    ready or not says:

    Farage is co-president of the Europe of Freedom and Democracy group, which includes representatives of far-Right groups such as the Danish People’s Party and the Italian Lega Nord.

  262. 262
    White rabbit says:

    Disturbingly 7% for the Greens. A party which wants increased immigration and more development. Which fits, because they’re really socialists who don’t give a baboon’s arse for the aesthetic beauty of the British countryside and ask them which is their favourite area of countryside in Britain, and they look at you blankly, which Blair did once. Also a socialist.

  263. 263
    Socialism is theft says:

    Dear me, we can’t be having any of this freedom and democracy nonsense, can we? How awful a concept that is.

  264. 264
    ready or not says:

    In full, Jane story of how she was raped by ex Tory minister and let down by ‘Op Fernbridge’. Five parts, 3,500 words.

  265. 265
    Ex-Tory Cabinet Minister says:

    Good morning :)

  266. 266
  267. 267
    White rabbit says:

    Probably just a small nudge away from violence against people who disagree with you aren’t you ?

  268. 268
    The British media are cunts says:

    I see the lefty lesbian loving BBC are still trying to get Scudimore fired. Apparently the England goal keeper wants him fired. Now I thought the England goal keeper was Joe Hart? But no, it’s some bird apparently, I kid you not.

    So the BBC keep wheeling out ‘wimmin’ to demand they take over football. The BBC have not noticed that when women play football no one is watching because it’s shit to watch.

  269. 269
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    NICK WHO ??

  270. 270
    the right always has the fittest birds says:

    Are Ed’s eyes a bit too close together?



  271. 271
    Grace Slick says:

    Not disturbing at all,you right wing twerp.

    Only a 1.6 % swing to the The Green Party would mean they would increase their tally from 2 MEPs to 6

    They’ve got my vote.

  272. 272
    White rabbit says:

    Rudeness against women is now a war crime. You are not allowed to say tits. Although bum is allowed and in certain circles encouraged.

  273. 273
    the right always has the fittest birds says:

    you are a typical lefty – you hate yourself.

  274. 274
    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    Many of Pétain’s keenest collaborators were executed

    but not le Marèchal!
    Mitterand went on to become President

    Most of the flukers who sat in judgement on him were formed collaborators

    Bunch of clunts, the lot of them

  275. 275
    I was once a white rabbit but I'm alright now says:

    The Green Party could benefit from an “anti-Ukip” vote in this Thursday’s elections, its leader, Natalie Bennett says.

    The Greens have pushed the Liberal Democrats into fifth place in the polls and could treble their number of MEPs if that is replicated in voting this week. Ms Bennett, speaking after touring seats in the North-west on Friday, said many people were saying they had been compelled to turn out and vote to “stop Ukip” because they did not like Nigel Farage’s hard-line message.

    Only a 1.6 per cent swing to the Greens would mean they would increase their tally from two MEPs to six. The party is particularly popular among the young – although turnout is low among this age group.

    Ms Bennett claimed that Labour voters in the North-west were switching to Greens, while in the South-west her party was picking up support from Lib Dem voters. In traditional Conservative heartlands, some people were voting Green because of fears about fracking.

  276. 276
    Top Gear says:

    Fienne speech

  277. 277
    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    Are you an arrogant pompous liar, totally out of touch with everyone? Yes? Then why not join UKIP?

  278. 278
    Des Lynam says:

    LibLabCon kick wide of the goal with such precision.

  279. 279
    Monty Python says:

    Don’t like it? Then do your own fucking blog, you fairy.

  280. 280
    Peter Tapsell says:

    To all of you of a certain age, you will probably be as devastated as me to hear, that the Wooden Tops were really made of plastic.

  281. 281
    Comment Reviewer says:

    Hmmm… surely “PS” is an abbreviation, and should be P.S. (Post Scriptum); and thus should be followed by a colon rather than a hyphen, given that as a textual device it is introducing new information, rather than an anacolouthon.

    I also thought a semi-colon between “blog” and “we”, given that you have a subordinate conjunctive sense between the the two clauses that you have divided by a full stop.

    You could probably get away with a hyphen instead of a colon between “pedants” and “they”, though.

    Aside from that, where are the fucking pronouns you two?! Jesus wept! What is it with this murrain of anapodotons?!

    Vote NORMAL; get NORMAL.

  282. 282
    Comment Reviewer says:

    I know, but the success of the marketing campaign makes for an effective rhetorical device.

  283. 283
    Lard Everard says:

    Don’t ruin my happy memories by telling me that Bill and Ben were LibDems and that they molested little Weed ?

  284. 284

    Vote UKIP :-)

  285. 285
    jgm2 says:

    Women’s football is quite good. Would I pay to watch it? No.

  286. 286
    Jan Uittenbroek says:

    Who is the normals bird? Not many of those to the pound.

  287. 287
    Expat Geordie says:

    Vote Early, Vote Often?

  288. 288
    Weird Ed, man of the people says:

    I’d like to congratulate Arsenal Utd for their FA Cup victory and commiserate with Hull Kingston Rovers, who put in a fine effort.

  289. 289
  290. 290
    Jan Uittenbroek says:

    25% and growing. They don’t like it up them.

  291. 291
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    Join UKIP..?

    I’ll just vote for them, thanks.

    P.s……Getting a bit desperate aren’t you.

    Not long now………

  292. 292
    White rabbit says:

    That is a disgusting lie. Withdraw it immediately.

  293. 293
    Troughers and Traitors says:

    We need to have one last push to discredit UKIP before Thursday. Don’t forget our cushy jobs depend upon it.

  294. 294
    Expat Geordie says:

    Growing up in the north east in the 80’s I had no problem telling people that I was a tory. And when I was finally old enough to vote again I had no problem telling people that I was a tory. So if I admit to a pollster that I vote tory do I count double? Or if I tell them that I always vote tory except at Euro Elections (voted UKIP at the last three and will do so again this Thursday) will they still think that I am too embarrassed to admit that I am a tory and will therefore mark me down as such.

    Personally I’d be more embarrassed at admitting that I had ever voted Labour or Lib Dem.

  295. 295
    Mr & Mrs Hamilton says:

    Fascism and the Nazi way of thinking happened so long ago that we kind of forgot that it could happen again. No to UKIP!

  296. 296
    Spelling Polce says:


  297. 297
    albacore says:

    Oh my, even the Bank of England’s frit
    That everything is all turning to shit
    Best not to mention low interest rates
    While all the time immigration inflates
    And Parliament is about as much cop
    As a soggy cardboard E U stage prop

  298. 298
    Roger Helmer says:

    Just been banned from Sainsbury’s, when they asked if I had a “bag for life” they weren’t impressed when I got my scrotum out.

  299. 299
    Ed Miliband says:

    I demand a judge led inquiry.

  300. 300
    Maria Miller says:

    Yes, but WHO can we vote for who represents the white, middle-class Oxbridge/public school male?

  301. 301
    Sally says:

    I love you when you talk dirty.

  302. 302
    Expat Geordie says:

    Because it is that socialist lying rag the People, so likely to be about as accurate as American bombing, and as truthful as Lord Haw Haw.

  303. 303
    Expat Geordie says:

    I got a Green Party election leaflet a few days ago. Ripped it up, naturally, and dumped it in the bin – the general waste bin and not the recycling. Am I bad?

  304. 304
    Johnny Foreigner says:

    If UKIP is the answer then you’ve clearly not understood the question.

  305. 305
    Expat Geordie says:

    Do they still want to reduce the UK’s population to 40 million?

    I know that they haven’t mentioned it for a while, but I suspect that that is still the case.

    And how will they do that?

  306. 306
    John Bull says:

    We are not very interested in your questions. Fuck off.

  307. 307
    Genuinely asking says:

    Are Exaro News lying too?

  308. 308
    Expat Geordie says:

    As when the greens are in power, as Brighton proves, they literally couldn’t run a bath.

  309. 309
    Britannia says:

    The country is rising. It is a thing of beauty.

  310. 310
    Nick Griffin says:


  311. 311
    Lord Stansted says:

    One clegg to rule them
    One clegg to bind them
    One cleigg to sink them all.

  312. 312
    Daily Express says:

    1st January 2015

    ” Britain braced for hottest day of the year tomorrow”

  313. 313
    Anonymous says:

    Quite right Ukip supporters, like me, have put up with a continuous stream of shit from all directions for weeks now.

    I and my neighbour are certainly going to vote. Also are all those claim to be voting LabCon, really going to do it?

  314. 314
    Where did Nasty Nick go wrong? says:

    He should never have thrown his lot in with that nasty Leon Brittan fellow.

  315. 315
    Peter Tapsell says:

    Dont you just hate it, when your finger goes through the toilet paper? however I do love working in the old folks home

  316. 316
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:


  317. 317
    A Judge Led Inquiry says:

    Edward Milibiscuit, you have been found guitly of treason by the jury and I sentence you to be taken to a place of execution where you will be hanged drawn and quartered. Take him down.

  318. 318
    albacore says:

    It might give Parliament indigestion
    To have to answer the simplest question:
    Just ‘twixt them and us, who do they work for?
    It ain’t the real British and that’s for sure

  319. 319
    The Establishment says:

    If you haven’t made it into the House of Lords by this stage in your career, no-one is interested in what you think.

  320. 320
    Dr Swift says:

    That’s why I send my wife in to collect the groceries.

  321. 321
    ex-Labour voter says:

    Dear Ed,

    You think Nigel Farage’s comments about Romanians are “deeply offensive”. How many Romanians live next-door to you? Two? Three? One? Oh, none.

  322. 322
    Politics 101 says:

    1997-2010 isn’t as far ago as you think.

  323. 323
    The Fabian Society says:

    Why does everyone else keep stealing our ideas?

  324. 324
    JH312879812354 says:

    Oh, her memory is fine. It’s her principles which are lacking.

  325. 325
    Comment Reviewer says:

    beauty and the beast/breast/best (delete as appropriate)

  326. 326
    Walk to the Paradise Garden says:

  327. 327
    No country for old farts says:

    If that’s what a train wreck looks like, can we have a atomic bomb for UKIP please?

    The purple haze is all around..

  328. 328
    Comment Reviewer says:


  329. 329
    Comment Reviewer says:

    Italian Mega Lord?


  330. 330
    The Bankley Brothers says:

    We did! And we bought our own newspaper to inflict pro-EU leftish sentiments on what were once Conservative supporters.

  331. 331
    Diane Abbott says:

    ooh you racist bigot, i’ll scratch your eyes out.

  332. 332
    Historic Racer says:

    Have they started putting that little symbol on the side of the cockpit of their racing cars yet, like they did in the 1930s with the Auto Unions?

  333. 333
    Michele Mattelart says:

    You reckon? With all those “mainstream” politicians chasing boys, there are plenty of girls sat looking at their nails.

  334. 334
    Ed Millionaire-band says:

    Yeth but what about the bwave men of my family!

    We went overtheeth in the war too, although they were wunning away leaving the women behinth, having thought on the thide of the Communithts.

    Worked out alright though. Thirty years later our little clan were nithely thet up in Pwimwothe Hill, with our little paws cweeping closer to the leverth of power.

  335. 335
    Henry V says:

    Why do they still vote Labour?

  336. 336
    Austin Tash says:

    Page 3 stunner Louise, 42, says “Nick Clegg is a loser” and that she “definitely wouldn’t shag him”.

  337. 337
    Austin Tash says:

    Obviously a lot of effort put into that…

  338. 338
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Brilliant. Keep up…Upkeep.

    Very clever.

  339. 339
    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    The dead tree press has had its day

  340. 340
    Bob c untface Crow says:

    Trust me son you don’t want to know.

  341. 341 says:

    Fascism and the Nazi way of thinking happens every time the EU Commission meet up.

  342. 342 says:

    Ageist .

  343. 343
    Jethro [p.p. e.e. cummings, f.f.goings, & g.g. droppings] says:

    they’re. or even their. a doctor
    in da house.
    preferably a loony doctor.
    i cannot see the wind. but i can often
    feel the wind.
    somethymes i can smell the wind.

  344. 344
    Centre-right viking with warm hands says:

    Sorry, I didn’t know it was compulsory to read some of the shit on here lately. I would get back to be reprogrammed asap, but I really do have better things to do with my time .

  345. 345
    Headmistress says:

    What’s a polce?

  346. 346
    Yup, me again says:

    Are you related to that toxic taffy idiot? It looks like it with all the shit you post on here.

  347. 347
    Bob c untface Crow says:

    Please could someone help me as I don’t have a PPE degree or in fact any degree,but I am struggling to understand how wanting controlled Immigration from the whole world as apposed to unlimited immigration from shitholes in eastern Europe is racist.Many thanks in advance.

  348. 348
    Jethro says:

    … agree: we might get stabbed in the eye with a white flag.

  349. 349
    Jethro says:

    345 .bit like a poultice, that’s made a(n) Unilateral Teclaration of Independence.

  350. 350
    Bob c untface Crow says:

    He only said he would give us a referendum,he hasn’t said what he would do if the answer is to leave.

  351. 351
    Puff of Dust says:

    Is it made out of recycled tea bags?

  352. 352
    Pseudo-democrat says:

    Could we try banning them or is it too late now?

  353. 353
    Green and Pleasant says:

    One of their many good ideas. Save our green and pleasant land. There’s no reason a government shouldn’t have a population policy – or do we want to end up trying to house 100 million in the South East corner of England? [Answer from George Osborne and his banker mates: YES]

  354. 354
    Andy Pandy Was a Nonce... says:

    I thought they smoked a little weed and that explained the way they talked to each other…

  355. 355
    Anonymous says:

    Not at all, everybody knows you can’t put shite in the recycling bin or it will be refused as “contaminated”.

  356. 356
    Anonymous says:

    Vote Green get Red.

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