May 16th, 2014

Why Are You Doing So Badly, Ed?

Krishnan Guru-Murthy asks Ed Miliband:

His face…


  1. 1
    Nigel Farage says:

    So help me god, I’m going to finish that Piketty book this weekend and get on with my life.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    More top notch journalism from C4. F**k me the hacks are so infantile they can even get me to side with Miliband.

  3. 3
    Ed Miliband says:

    Dear Google,

    Please remove any reference to my current career as a politician. It is my right as per the ECJ’s recent ruling.


  4. 4
    Lakes Lover says:

    Am I first……..why has he got a black eye?

  5. 5
    Dan Hodges says:

    Not enough cats in his strategy team..duh

  6. 6
    Axelrod says:

    For fucks sake I told Ed never to go full retard.

  7. 7
    Roger Helmer says:

    Odds on Henry Reilly of #UKIP winning a European seat have been seriously slashed in a matter of hours on Paddy Power. From 50/1 down to 8/1.

  8. 8
    Ed Miliband says:

    It started when I was young.I did badly at school and kind of just kept getting worse.

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    Roll over and over and over and over until you get dizzy says:

    What a nice guy, he can’t help the party he fronts is like his masters, failing in their duty to be a union,they are just like a football team owned by the Yanks, they are the Yanks and he’s the manager, he’s taken the party along with the past managers down into the Sunday league, as a manager he’s just helping it along as he shouts from the marsh he’s in, every time he shouts he sinks deeper, somebody need to throw him a rope, preferably tied to an F1 car.

  10. 10
    Google says:

    We can’t find any.

  11. 11
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Who is this man?

    And who is Guru Murphy-Christian? Isn’t Alexrod Ed’s guru?

  12. 12
    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    Because he is the living endorsement why Asylum seekers should be sent back to their own Country once it is safe to do so.

  13. 13
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed Miliband = David Moyes.

    Little boy lost.

  14. 14
    Ah will zay dis only wunce says:
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    Yvette Cooper says:

    Looks like he’s been hit by a bandwagon

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Read Simon Kuznuts. Kim Jong Un swears by him.

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    Tony Blair says:

    Why use Google for something a simple office shredder will do?

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    still walking into darkness says:

    Why’s he doing so bad, well, the BBC news headline today is all about the Indian election, and who cares. Miliband through his actions, charismaless character, lack of experience, questionable team around him, abysmal track record in government is the physical representation of everthing the Establishment stands for, the BBC lead story today epitomising the tired rhetoric the public at large see through so easily now.

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    Austin Tash says:

    Everyone’s viewer ratings are so low these days I don’t think they care anymore.

    Now it’s just a competition to see who can be the biggest c*nt.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Try “.com”, not “”. Everything has been removed from there.

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    I eat red meat says:

    Guido, don’t think the window lickers are going to forgive you this easily for the anti-UKIP bollocks you pulled today. .

  22. 22
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Having lost the argument all the MSM have left is trying to paint UKIP as bad as the rest.

    Won’t work.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Well Ed can’t blame the Tory press because they’re too busy trying to rubbish Nigel Farage.
    That just leaves one thing then.
    The bloke is a fucking useless c*nt

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    Hideously White says:

    He’s never been the same since Gromit left

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    Establishment Troughers Incorporated says:

    We’ve chucked so much shit at Farage and none of it sticks. This is getting worrying.

  26. 26
    Racist, violent, deranged, homophobic, misogynistic UKIP candidate says:

    Vote Labour…get UKIP!!!

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    dave's wobbly jowls says:

    I note that as soon as he starts talking the bullshit alarm starts. Good to see it’s working.

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    Crushed Nan Gnu Murphy's says:

    Ed, why are you such a twat?

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Chilcot or not you are sunk.

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    Racist, violent, deranged, homophobic, misogynistic UKIP candidate says:

    Hmm….. so if i vote UKIP i will get a UKIP MP, and i wont helped the Labour party’s piece of shit to get elected??

    you dumb cu’nt

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    Owen Jones says:

    It’s always sad when your parents finally convert your bedroom into a guest room. Even more so when you still live there.

  33. 33
    Blah de blah blah UKIP candidate whatever says:

    As Cameron would say ‘Chillax’ you’re acting more like a lefty than a Tory.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    So is it time for i to post that ‘cognitive dissonance’ article again – or do you all now get it that its the LIBLABCON and their msm monkeys along with the legal fraternity – who have been living a big fucking lie – while bleeding the public dry by taxation?

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    Broderick Crawford says:

    His first session with the Axelrod, probably.

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    Roger"I'm so sexy it hurts" Helmer says:

    Farage is a threat. UKIP’s like a Bangkok ladyboy: looks good, till you find out what you’ve really bought.

  37. 37
    Broderick Crawford says:

    Clearly no need for a polygraph test on this one.

  38. 38
    Cheers BW says:

    The scales have not just fallen from my eyes but that small patch of eczema on my elbow.

  39. 39
    Nigel says:

    Romanians are criminals. Jus saying like.

  40. 40
    Rotapraterporn (miss) says:

    I remember you.

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    Rickytshirt says:

    Farage is a threat to the old order. Trolls are a threat to no one, merely good fun to poke fun at.

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    Britannia says:

    One week.

  43. 43
    Plonker Alert says:

    What a plonker!

    Labour need a new leader and fast. But that lot thought Gordon Brown was a great idea. What a load of plonkers!

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    The Establishment Whore on offer says:

    I promise good time but just take your money no blow job
    You have pants round ankles no catch me HA HA

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    I have just been up the M6 north of Carlisle only to find that Scotland has gone! It has just disappeared.

    Where there used to be land, lochs and mountains, there is just sea, loads of it. They haven’t bothered to wait for the referendum but just vamoosed and taken the whole thing with them.

    How can a complete country go missing just like that? Have been in touch with all the border guards around the North Europe coast but there have been no sightings. No black box emergency signals.

    It is too big to get through the Straits of Gibraltar. My guess is that they have hitched up to the north of Caracas.

    Can you imagine how they will be received there when they go in and present their Scottish pound notes? Still, large parts of Venezuela still do not have proper drinking water so they will bring something that is needed and earn them some Bolivars.

    A person is murdered in Venezuela every 20 minutes so it is fairly quiet compared with Glasgow. Good thing that the Scots don’t have any beauty queens.


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    Anonymous says:

    The Tories could have beaten Labour in the coming Euro elections.
    Once again they have given Labour a pass and played it wrong.

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    Bercow is a leech, a parasitical worm & a mosquito all wrapped up in pint sized dwarf! says:

    Axelknob thinks Ed’s policies are something radical & new.They are not and we have been here before in the ’70s.

    Plus, Ed’s unworkable rents cap was backed with funding from the unions. This is Len’s policy. Corruption.

    Ed thinks you can fool people all of the time.

    If he came to power how many of his policies will be binned? They are unproductive and unworkable.

    We need a fairer society but Ed’s policies are likely to do long term economic damage. So Labour need to rip up its socialist agenda and come up with realistic solutions. They are participating in fantasy economics by playing the populism card. Idealism and not realism.

    Labour treat the economy like its a kid’s playground to be wrecked for Labour’s own advancement.

  48. 48
    Ed 'Gromit' Balls says:

    I never left! Its just I’m working on trying to make these stupid trousers operate properly

  49. 49
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    Dave promised that Chilcot will be published this year

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    This guy’s about as good a Rich’s monday morning view. Wit-free zone.

  51. 51
    Krishnan Guru-Murphy says:

    Well Eddy me old Lurk, just for the crac. Why are you shite and is it true that BumBum Burnham is a sausage jockey?

  52. 52
    Bill Quango MP says:

    They’ve just taken their stuff and gone have they?

    Well I suppose we should make a token effort at looking for the runaways.
    Reassure the Welsh that we are doing all we can.

    Send a Typhoon out to the Azores, I suppose. And if there’s no sign of them by Monday we can put a picture of some bagpipes on a milk carton with a number to call if anyone sees them.

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    Britannia says:

    Farage is a threat to no-one of good will who has a true love for this country. Only people who have set themselves to further the advance of a foreign despotism, who acting against against the good of this nation have anything to fear from the British people regaining our democracy.

  54. 54
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    20 thousand quid at 50:1 would be handy.

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    If Ed wins we go! says:

    We really have had enough of this little union controlled cretin. My wide and I have made up our minds and have agreed with 3 of our neighbours to jointly rent a big house in Monaco for 5 years if Ed wins. We won’t even wait until Milibollocks goes to the palace but will be on the ferry by 9am on the dreaded day so we won’t have to spend a minute under his rule. Life will be resricted with 10 of us living in the new house but better than living under Ed Miliballs rule!

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Look at it another way. If you vote Blue Labour, which you obviously do, you’re likely to get another 5 years of the lying, spineless, duplicitous, self serving, Europhile twat currently in #10. A scenario just as bad as the one you describe with Labour. Name call all you want, says more about you than it does about me.

    Sod Cameron, sod Milliband and sod Clegg. Yesterday’s men.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    Nigel Sportscoat says:

    I shan’t be going to LBC anytime soon.
    I was spanked like a very young man at Cyril Smith’s house.

    I’m sore all over.

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    timgoneglobal says:

    I’m no Ed fan, but that was a pretty impertinent question. He should have told the journalist to fu*k off.

  59. 59
    Bigger Questions says:

    …………..and was your dad funded by Moscow, yes or no?

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    Anonymous says:

    Must be Ed’s intellectual superiority that brings him down, especially with dealing with Krishhan of the northern grammar schoo.

    Or anybody else

  61. 61
    Nigel Sportscoat says:

    What sort of metal was this promise made from?

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    Britannia says:

    Whether the Tories come ahead of Labour or up their behinds
    UKIP have won British hearts and minds.

  63. 63
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    It’s always sad when your parents wrap your school lunch in a road map

  64. 64
    Dave Cameron says:

    You just can’t get the staff these days.

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    nell says:

    Yes and I do hope so but unfortunately cameron does not have a good track record for keeping his word.

  66. 66
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    What. no note or anything ?

    “thanks for all the grouse ” ?

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    Bercow is a leech, a parasitical worm & a mosquito all wrapped up in pint sized dwarf! says:

    Is there room for a little ‘un?

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    Anonymous says:

    You stupid cu’nt, at 13% in the GE polls you’re only a threat to the LDs.

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    I thought he was the Indian prime-minister…. I’m confused

  70. 70
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Hi-visibility jackets ! Tories way of telling you you’re in a shit job !

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    nu inteleg, ce mai vorbitz?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    This geopolitics stuff does my head in, I can tell you.

    You are quite right of course. It is not a disaster of the first order. We must not panic and show everyone that we can manage without them.

    It does rather solve that West Lothian thingy quite neatly. Will Dave be brave enough to tell any of their MPs who turn up, whenever parliament reconvenes, that they can’t enter the house any more, except to remove their personal stuff? Better put armed guards at the bars when they do this or the whole lot will go missing.

    The bagpipes on the milk carton is an excellent idea but do we have to bother about the number? Least said soonest mended and all that.

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    delusional says:


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    David Axelknob says:

    Did he say it to Ed Milliband?

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    Porter says:

    You’d be better off with Pickettywitch, Mr Farage, sir.

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    Nermal says:

    Tomorrow is International Day Against Homophobia. Thats nice.

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    Kryten-5000 says:

    That’s Mili’s only mode of operation.
    He can’t even do smug mode.

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    the msm know that if they laid into Ed, nobody would be interested in reading about it, is as irrelevant as er whatisface, that weird dalek-voiced dutch-german-russian-polish-ukrainian bloke who follows Scameron around pretending that he works for the government.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Unbelievable! I could spit. Really.

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    Loony left frowning face, innit?

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    Stalin's little helper says:


    We have infection of UAF/SWP/HNH in the ward.

    We have only two choices – disinfection or put a job ad up.

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    David Axelknob says:

    Ed the weirdo! Hehe!

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    he belongs in some mediocre polytechnic, teaching some mediocre subject, as a mediocre middle-ranking lecturer… or maybe working in a council as a benefits manager… he’s totally fucking out of his depth, even the current 33% is gravity defyingly high for this cock.

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    I think he’s doing badly as he has absolutely no connection to the British public whatsoever. Who’d have thought that this would be for case for a PPE graduate who happens to be the privileged son of a Marxist academic? Maybe it’s the fact that he’s never done a real days work outside of politics that pushes people away from him?

    Or maybe it’s just because he’s a wonky nosed twunt who doesn’t have a fcuking clue about anything?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    But not with N**a and F******k.


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    nell says:

    Why is he doing so badly ? Blank sheets of paper where there should be policy. Obsessive need to keep jumping onto irrelevant passing bandwagons. Appalling track record in government under gurning gordon. Carries a Cain and Abel tag for the way he stabbed his brother in the back. Seen as a real emperor with no clothes for the way he surrounds himself with syncophantic yes men………..

  87. 87
    David Axelknob says:

    I think Bob Millyband is a great guy!

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    The Establishment Whore on offer says:

    Look at how the libdems on around 13% have been able to wag the Tory dog this last four years

  89. 89
    Bob Monkhouse says:

    “They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian; well they’re not laughing now”

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    You obviously can’t afford the really good ladyboys.

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    Roger Helmer says:

    Dealing with Nigel Farage is like banging my head against a wall while listening to someone scratch their nails down a chalkboard

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    As long as Shetland and Aberdeenshire are allowed to break away from Scotland and become tax havens, then there won’t be a double standard.

  93. 93
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Yep. All that too!

  94. 94
    Hagis-muncher says:

    Hoots mon, wot about my DHSS payments ?

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    SpecialBroo says:

    You’re only a threat to your fellow piss soaked tramps

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    Geordieboy says:

    Ed said I set myself a low standard and failed to achieve it.

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    Axeljoo is an American and understands that the customer is always right.

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    Helmonaise says:

    Do u want fries with that?

  99. 99
    cured lefty says:

    Take your head out your arse, open a window park your chin on the sill and smell reality

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    Kim Jong-un says:


  101. 101
    Roger Helmer says:

    Is there a James O’Brien fan club I can sign up to? Because I’d like to sign up to a James O’Brien fan club, please.

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

  103. 103
    Everyone, even the other tories says:

    Fuck off Cameron.

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    Everyone, even the other tories says:

    Fuck off Cameron.

  105. 105
    Ron-the-mon says:

    Im voting Nikki Sinclair on May 22… love the ladyboyz fing

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    jgm2 says:

    Naaah. David Moyes took over from the most successful football manager in British history.

    Miliband has only to do better than the Maximum Imbecile and it looks like he may fail even in that. Which is slightly unfair to Useless Ned because there is no doubt the Maximum Imbecile was much worse than Useless Ed could ever hope to be but, the way things are shaping up, we’ll mercifully never get to prove it.

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    but there’s no such thing as homophobia – there is only the disassociative maladaptive mental illness of sexual deviency.

  108. 108
    David Axelspud says:

    I’m free!

  109. 109
    David Axelknob says:

    How do you turn a joker into an ace?

    Anyone know when the next flight is to New York? I have had enough of Ernie Millybend and his socialists.

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    UKIP4ME says:


    This just in…latest coordinated smear attack on UKIP goes down like a lead balloon sunk without a trace within a day after only succeeding in recruiting thousands more voters to UKIP.

    One can only wait with spine tingling anticipation for the next client media smear attack on UKIP, one thing we can be sure of it will only serve to point yet more people in the direction of UKIP.

    In fact far from hurting UKIP every attack so far by the establishment cartel has simply made UKIP more popular than ever, so a great big thanks is due to the cartel stooge media for forcing decent ordinary people into the arms of UKIP.

    Beat even the most loyal dog too often and it will eventually bite you.

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    David Axelspud says:

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    JH3254623412312 says:

    Aw look, he goes all to pieces as the first trace of reality in years smacks into his eardrums.

    What would this guy be like negotiating with the Russians, or Chinese?

    I’d rather have someone in charge who came up the hard way, not just because of who their daddy was.

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    N.Kinnock says:

    Don’t I just look sooo gooood, awwwwwwwwwwwrigggghhttttt!

  114. 114
    Nigel says:

    Nu locuiesc în apropierea mi-ai criminal urât!! Dar te rog livra aceste pliante.

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    David Axelknob says:

    Ernie Milibend’s approval ratings minus 400.

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    Roll over and over and over and over until you get dizzy says:

    But Nell, Liebour can’t have policies, they can only have dreams, he’s only following the Law, remember Brown and Liebours EU referendum, maybe someone will take him to court if he tries to make any policies real.

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    Di-Ann Fatbutt says:

    Pizdă rasist. Când este mâncarea mea?

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    Bye Bonnie Scotland says:

    Nothing left but a hole in the ground…no change there then.

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    Roll over and over and over and over until you get dizzy says:

    Yeh! , Yeh!, whatever 6:16pm says.

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    Tristram's Tribe says:

    Construction is not shit job.
    in building me earn many zloty. many many zloty.
    Go farm with money in back pocket.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    I think his daddy was a Maoist Russian.
    Spoke Russian, Polish, Chinese and English
    Probably the best man for the negotiating job.

    On their side, anyways.

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    Putin says:

    I wish Ed played Poker I’d be able to take the c*nt to the cleaners.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Dear Google

    If you write my name and address out, it contains all the letters of the Roman alphabet, except for x.

    Having the concern that my past will be found by others and thus invade my privacy, I hereby request that you cease and desist from using any letter of the Roman alphabet, except for x, as acceptable criteria for searches with immediate effect.

    Yours sincerely

    Ockham’s Razor

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    [ed] can we change ” lead balloon to something a bit less 1940s and also the ” spine tingling” as well.

    “Scream for you life, Scream for your life ! It’s the TINGLER

  125. 125
    NSA: Euro_sensing says:

    Substitution pattern not terminated at order-order/122 line 1.

  126. 126
    White rabbit says:

    “We’ll never again turn our backs on people who are worried about immigration”
    It’s too fucking late now you plasticine bellend.

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    John Bellingham says:

    The correct word is misarsenokoiteism.

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    Roll over and over and over and over until you get dizzy says:

    It used to be part of the American Continent maybe they’ve moved it to North America,, maybe they parked it in Hudson Bay or on the Grand Banks next to the Titanic, seems a good spot for wrecks.

  129. 129
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    there no chance he could ever be PM ? Is there ? that would be so funny in a ” Oh My God, the television has just eaten the curtains” sort of way.

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    miss Olivia OO says:

    Dear Google,
    Please remove all reference to me both past and present,
    thank you for your cooperation.

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    John Bellingham says:

    He also foreign. Not foreign like Mrs Farage or Mrs Clegg who have a certain attractive continental exotica about them, not foreign like Dianne Abbot or Sadiq Khan who, although they carry British passports and were born in England, never miss a trick to slag off the indigenous inhabitants of these islands. He is a foreigner TRYING to be British (not English of course). His dad was a rootless émigré, his grandpa was a Red Army terrorist who had a funny accent and looted bomb sites in WW2. He spent his life surrounded by people who hated Britain and the British way of life and he just doesn’t fit in (except in Hampstead and Islington).
    The last foreigner who became PM was a Canadian and they were never that foreign–before that you have to go back to D’Israeli and he didn’t have to worry about anyone outside of Parliament actually hear him speak.

  132. 132
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    every ova must live with their mistakes

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    Why are you doing so badly says:

    One can presume that Ed is doing badly at the moment as he does not want to go to far too fast

    Alternatively he’s a typical hypocritical left wing cnut

    or both….

  134. 134
    Comflagration says:

    Oi! Put out that cactus.

  135. 135
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It would be like the wrong trousers, more cheese?.

  136. 136
    Jack Ketch says:

    When I was a teenager, a Tranny was a small portable radio.

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    Ed Cannot-Park - Yeah, I'm Balls says:

    Shadow Chancellor on the bumpy road to nowhere.

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    Why are you doing so badly says:

    you wont

    i heard all this before when the SDP were knocking around. The same tired fucking phrases the same tired arguments of vote SDP get SDP.

    We didnt…what we got was Labour and the rest is history.

    So take your vote UKIP get UKIP bollocks and shove it up your arse.

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    Anonymous says:

    x 10,000,000

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    there we can see in the flash of his eyes his intellectual confidence sparkling like a turd in a swamp of effluent.

  141. 141
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    there we can see in the flash of his eyes his intellectual confidence sparkling like a tVrd in a swamp of effluent.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    No it isn’t, because it means ‘hating-male-fucking-ism’. The equivalent term for lesbians would be ‘misgynokoiteism’. And there is no term for hating both. That’s why the ‘homo’ bit of the usual term is useful, because it means ‘the same (sex)’.

    Mind you, ‘homophobia’ literally means ‘fear of the same’, so a lot of meaning has been squeezed out of it.

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    Balls to Guido and the LibLabCon says:

    Vote UKIP

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    Anonymous says:

    UKIP has won the hearts and minds of the population even more so because of the concerted vicious attacks by politicians and media on one man. Truth is ,that our so called intelligensia are having a go at all of us,through Nigel Farage, for daring to raise our heads and challenge their so called wisdom. Do not let UKIP down-vote for them next week.

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    slapperyourle says:

    fathers have to serve their children.
    chldren are late developersàz.
    when push cums to fuckoff, axeldrop is a nose drop away.
    useless. if ki knock knock is the mother. then until the mother is sorted there are just too many pulls.

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    Ed Bollocknut says:

    Thats fiffety twelve times better minus seventy one.

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    UKIP4ME says:

    Look, I’m a trainee coffin dodger what so what do you expect? Any way I’m off for a nice cup of Rosy Lee and a VHS recording of Morecambe & Wise crimbo special.

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    Conchita Fannysausage says:

    •Cyril Smith – “Overwhelming evidence” that Smith sexually abused young boys.

    •Lord Rennard – Suspended by the Lib Dems after the long history of sexual harassment allegations against him was exposed.

    •Mike Hancock – Self-confessed teen fondler. Accused of sexually assaulting a mentally ill constituent. Says he is too ill to face investigation.

    •Chris Huhne – Liar, crook, criminal. Jailed for perverting the course of justice.

    •LibDem council leader Derek Osbourne – jailed for ‘appalling’ child pornography offences. His computer contained images of ‘stomach churning’ child abuse, bestiality and severe violence against women.

    •Welsh LibDem councillor John Larsen – guilty of bombing campaign in his constituency, jailed for causing an explosion likely to endanger life

    •Worcester Park LibDem councillor Stephen Fenwick – convicted for racially aggravated assault in train station pub

    •Yeovil Lib Dem councillor Peter Brock – convicted of stealing £1,231 from the Poppy Appeal charity

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    Woof says:

    Ukip is full of bigots. Is that a smear?

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    Conchita Fannysausage says:

    We’re the most indebted nation on earth, and our government only encourages us to borrow more. Even going so far as underwriting our debt. All for a few lousy votes.

    At some point, interest rates are going to have to go up. And when we do, Britain as a nation will be royally fucked.

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    Guru O' Murphy says:

    I’ve seen some tosses come in here….FFS. This guy for PM, where of?

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    Axel Rodding the depths of despair says:

    I’ve got to work with the fucka every day. still it’s been a good week, I now know how to spell Milidisaster.

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    Guy News Room says:


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    Vernons pools says:

    More hate and condescension for ordinary working folk and their employment from a middle class lefty who lives off of mummy and daddy and those who wear those awful hi-viz jackets, but gets a little stiffy from posting using a Torie ministers name.

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    slapperyourle says:

    is banana bland bro attemting a sabotage.
    burn in hell.
    why fucj

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    Conchita Fannysausage says:

    As a Scot, its very funny to see England go back to the Victorian times, and by so called enlightened people.
    Most services were private then but found to be inefficient. Thus the state took them over ie electrical generation, health care

    Good to see the brains think it a great idea to travel backwards

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Welcome to the 21st Century.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    …found to be inefficient?

    By whom?

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    Anonymous says:

    princes are the future. no pinsa movement required. their destiny is clear. shame about labour.

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    Ockham's Razor says:


    Gordon Brown was Canadian?

    That explains a lot…

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    deflate says:

    status upgrade.
    desire and arousal should lead tp this.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Ugh! I had to go and wash my hands after reading that.

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    all in or all out tbd 2017 says:

    Lets do away with Westminister in its entirety and be totally ruled by the EU.

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    Princess Po-Face Pollytwaddle, talking down at Common People from her Lofty Ivory Tower says:

    I am always right !!

    I am never wrong!!

    I agree with David Cameron on one thing only – and that is that Nature has decreed that People of Our Upper Class Standing are naturally Superior, and are put there in the Grand Scheme of Things to Direct, Teach, Order, and if necessary, to live off the fruits of the Lower Orders.

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    deflate says:

    whose baby is it anyway?
    I have no teeth. so the purpose of tp is…/ so says auntie.
    tree house sayas: enjoy me….but deflate first.

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    melvin says:

    Miliband really doesn’t do ‘suave’, does he?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:


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    Struggling on Benefit says:

    Marxists are too often intellectuals who have but a theoretical interest in work. They secretly despise even skilled craft work, deeming it as a boring imposition and those who do it as unfortunate and badly in need if their patronage. Miliband is one such.

    He lives in a world bound by student politics, Labour Party micropolitics and socialist theory. I expect him to announce a “sit-in” at Westminster any day now.

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    Village Idiot says:

    …That’s an admission that they did turn their backs on the people concerned about immigration! ..Also,what he says is meaningless unless he rectifies the admitted mistakes,(4000,000) and puts it right,which of course, he cannot!…ED, you cannot rely on the passage of time to dim the memories,etched in the minds of millions of people,of the years of terror!
    Your parties actions ruined a great country,not only this country come to think of it!

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Will you be putting up extracts from that book you won in the rigg .. ughh oops cap comp you won today?

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    Anonymous says:

    He needs more LBC interviews for the media to fawn over

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    Mr Plod says:

    Eds face is a picture!

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Once I get it, probably. Lord Norman has some pithy prose.

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    Fred the fish shop says:

    The railways became inefficient after the first world war, when WD equipment was sold off cheaply and thousands of road wagons became available and were used to compete with the goods side of the business, most of the lines after that were used for travel by people but not enough people were travelling, that’s why in the 1920s they amalgamated a lot of the railway companies in to three,companies after the second world war they destroyed all the WD kit and the Americans destroyed all the returned Lend-Lease kit, brand new airplanes came from the builders and were scrapped..

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    is that you Rolf ?

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    Normal guy says:

    A vote for UKIP is a vote for everyman. Fuck the wetrosexual clever-cleggs and cotswold fart farmers. Hang the fabianistas. Vote for Britain.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Ed still needs to be filmed out there in the public with some gorgeous women and their hockey sticks.

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    Village Idiot says:

    …At times ,the interest rate on my variable mortgage in the 80,s, was 12%-15%:how did we manage? ..Savers had a good return,it worked for me somehow!

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    there’s an opportunity there for some photoshopper – even Kate and sis with their sticks!

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    You are full of bigots, smearing their lefty juice all over your cheeks

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    glad you agree, Rolf

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    Anonymous says:

    bbcaq audience is stacked with Labour supporters. Typical BBC

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    Dr Frankenfreud says:

    They should open a walk-in clinic for that.

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    or “irrational fear of men”? – quite the opposite.

    Surely there is a rational fear as well, as a counterpart to the irrational (i.e. to define it).

    “homotroma” “homotrauma”? there’ll be plenty of that where Rolf’s going

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Did i hear that bellend in reply to Guru say ‘your country’ – i dont just ‘think’ i heard him say your country – he fucking damned well did say it.

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    F##k the LibLabCon BBC, MSM and Rupert Murdoch's Bitch Guido says:

    Vote UKIP

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    The only place my ‘vote UKIP, get UKIP bollocks’ is going to be shoved come next Thursday is up the LibLabCon, sideways and extremely painfully.

    Your abuse says more about you than it does about me.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    Conchita Fannysausage says:

    UKIP might be riding high in the polls at the moment – 32% or something? In the south of England. But only about 30% of the electorate bother their arse voting in Euro elections. And 32% of 30% is precisely… fuck all in a general election. They’d be lucky if that translated into one seat.

    All a UKIP “victory” next week will achieve is another boost for the Yes vote in September’s Independence referendum. So dream on, Kippers. And keep up the good work.

    Vote YES!

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    …anyway, it’s not fucking… pushing a penis up the lower reaches of the digestive tract is, at best, complex masturbation; as is rubbing the extremities of female internal bits… it’s not sex… sexual intercourse is by definition between two different genders… that’s just basic fucking biology.

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    Concerns over Electoral Commission's antics says:

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Watched for the first time the Sky week in review thing – To see ‘toilets’ trying to defend Miliband and the Marxist mob was comedy hour stuff. And the contortions on ‘Toilets’ face … well icing on the cake.

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    looked like the chip in his head had just fired up from the trigger word… the pause is …. …. …. l …. o …. n …. g …. and woken the borg from it’s “pretending-to-listen” slumber-daze.

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    Conchita Fannysausage says:

    Tories are just as racist with big vans going around with Go home to immigrants on them

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    not knowing what WD refers to and the thing about aeroplanes either not sure what the context is. Are you saying rolling stock was melted down for planes and then scrapped ?
    I know for a fact that the attitude of British Rail was ( regarding all the people who needed to get into London to work) ” well we’ll put up the prices and they will just have to pay it, what else are they going to do ?”
    But this is not an argument for privatizing the railways because they will also have that attitude it is more an argument for getting rid of failures who occupy positions they are unsuited for.

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    a salami ham and bacon says:


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    a salami ham and bacon says:


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    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Expenses Fraudsters, Traitors, Peedos, & says:

    Nigel F is the new Basil Fawlty sans pathos…he has been on more BBC Question Times than any other politician…in fact more than Basil in the entire run of Fawlty Towers….there I mentioned it once and I think I got away with it.

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    Gorgon Braun was from Uranus.

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    deflateAwmentBrothera says:

    aacent of man: i in da house. sauda house. i like the road to tala.
    heaven is here. y grade?

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    Millitwit, Axelrod and balls-up = the new Marx Brothers says:

    It really is quite simple – Millitwit is not fit for intended purpose.

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    Marxists are not intellectuals, they are shit heads.
    They like libraries, and chortling at people in a patronising way.
    They become tedious managers in tedious workplaces… such as the Laborg.

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    Ed Miliband is a Wacist says:

    Who cares? Liebour will probably win ‘cos the public are thick. And even if they don’t we’ll end up with DC again talking about gay marriage or other rubbish which makes no difference to most of us. Either way prepare for clamp downs on legitimate tax avoidance and more raids on our pensions. Democracy sucks, Russia has the right idea.

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    by educating civil responsibility in the generations because we want it that way and our years give us authority of knowledge it is possible to create a society where a thing like the railway system could be run as a publicly owned service. How fucking difficult can it be ?
    By installing love and not division between “this lot and that lot” the fabric of society can be established in an self perpetuating fashion leaving the way clear for new ideas in business and enterprise to go forwards rather than have to worry about the mundane.

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    a salami ham and bacon says:

    even if he wasn’t such a joke, you’d still be left with the race

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    Anonymous says:


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    a salami ham and bacon says:

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    Scotland Watch says:

    A sporran has been found floating in the water just south west of Tahuata, Marquesas in the Pacific Ocean. It had a purse in it but with no money inside. Further reports as they arrive.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Electoral Commission is packed with Labour stooges. It’s just a Labour quango.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    On the planet Vulcan you might have a chance. Not on this one, old fruit, and not with humans.

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    deflateAwmentBrothera says:

    qhen it sinks in: humans are carriers of excrement. it is used by earth.

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    Anonymous says:

    By the people who wanted to take them over. It’s the ‘Give a dog a bad name and hang him’ principle, dear to despots through the ages.

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    one thing I noticed in a book that I read, it was a thriller by Ludlum or it may have been Lustbader perhaps they are the same person ? and I was surprised by the accuracy of what was said in this paperback thriller.
    Someone said;
    “I have 30 years of experience in this field, I know what I am talking about”.
    and the author said;
    “well he probably has 30 times 1 year’s experience of what he does”
    meaning that he has just one year’s experience for all the time he spent doing the same thing.
    I thought that that was a very accurate observation which has stayed with me and I thought I would share it with you good people because I want you to do well.

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    Frederick says:

    EU propaganda and p*rn in one video.

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    David Minibanana says:

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    Trifluoromethanesulfonate - Hahahahahahahaha! says:

    There is always something worse.

    Always something more brain numbing.

    Something which will haunt you forever, no matter where you might hide on the corners of the planet.

    And it bears the number 235…

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    Gangster Politics Watch says:

    You think that’s a piss-take. Take a look at the Boundary Commission. They aren’t even pretending.

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    Henry V says:

    The big danger of course is now the Ruskies are on the move again if he gets into No10 he might sell us down the river just like his granddad did…..

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    The Long List of Purposes says:

    The purpose of a miliband is to band milies.

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    Larry Grayson says:

    Dave,shut that door.

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    Dung says:

    Seeing as Dave uses taxpayers’ money to employ the SWP as his boot boys, there’s no difference anymore.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yet he’s still on target to be the next PM. The amount of time Guido devotes to hammering Ed and Farage you’d guess that one is the current PM and the other the leader of the opposition.

    Nary a word about the useless fucking Tories. Why’s that do you think?

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    Roger Helmer says:


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    The Long List of Purposes says:

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    T May says:

    I don’t take full ministerial responsibility for this. Nor shall I resign immediately.

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    Rogered Helmet says:

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    The chirlter says:

    Chirtle chirtle, chirtle chirtle

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    Nick Clegg says:


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    Down Under says:

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    take a person like Nigel, he can go on and on an on. Go to this place say what he has to say, go to the next place say his things and just keep on going, Whereas another politician probably couldn’t keep up in the same manner.
    And the reason for that is; that Nigel doesn’t have to pretend to be somebody else or to affect a position on this or that, that is because he is a “Well intentioned person”. now the likes of Cameron or What’s his face ? millibrand probably don’t sleep very well because they have to constantly have this interaction between their subconscious self and their waking self.

    subconscious self of Millibrand: ” You know you sound like a fucking retard don’t you ?
    consciousness of millibrand: ” Know the logic of my understanding of my place in the historical progress of socialist thought made me say it, Oh help me oh help me, I am lost, simper.
    subconsciousness of Cameron:: hello ?, helloooo ? ”
    ” what the fuck do you want ? ”
    ” just saying like, perhaps, what do you think, think we are doing, you know the “right” thing ?
    fuck off.

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    UKIP4ME says:

    And when UKIP wins the May 22nd elections what will the leftist red rag outfit say?

    Reports of UKIPs demise have been somewhat exaggerated.

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    stun () says:

    Vicky Pryce is looking well, I see

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    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Michael Fabricant has just been tweeted by his Chairman that he has been adopted as the Conservative Parliamentary Candidate for Lichfield in the May 2015 General Election.

    Get in there Michael,my son.

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    albacore says:

    The Swingin’ Sixties generation has about had its chips
    You never know, though, it might even just be getting to grips
    With how very effortlessly it was swung and led astray
    To end up with crap like Cameron and Miliband today

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    Austin Mitchell says:

    It’s actually Krishnan Guru-Murthy and they have to employ him because no English person will do the job.

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    Achtung says:

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    Anonymous says:

    ILLEGAL immigrants! Where the fuck do you think they should go? Your front room?

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    jgm2 says:

    Now you’re just gladhanding it.

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    Maria Miller says:

    Hear ! Hear !

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    The Law says:

    There is nothing racist about telling people to obey the law.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    To smear anyone such like – the public might think you have not only lost your argument but your RAG.

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    And beautifully too….

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Tough shit Digger.

    No one cares what’s in your 2 bob rag.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    Anonymous says:

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    jgm2 says:


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    UKID DING says:

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    Tachybaptus says:

    You get adopted by tweet now? Urgh.

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    subconsciousness of Cameron says:

    “man bottoms, man bottoms, man bottoms, bottoms, bottoms. bottoms, bottoms, bottoms, bottoms, bottoms, bottoms, bottoms. bottoms, bottoms, bottoms, bottoms, bottoms, bottoms, bottoms. bottoms, bottoms, bottoms”

    “Nooooooo, Nooooooo “

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    Torquemada says:

    Following the labour afirmitive action nonsense I have finally worked out that they don’t want to win.

    The sort of thing they want is being done in South Africa where it is one of the factors destroying the economy. Only an idiot would vote for it.

    Reason: labour like a huge pile of money to cushion the effect of their incompetence. It will exist until after the next parliament once the Conservatives have the finances back to where they were.

  251. 251
    I am the invisible Ed, you can see says:

    Right through meeeeee..

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    Anti-Democrat Watch says:

    The Electoral Commission is chaired by Jenny Watson, an epic third sector drone-o-crat and suckler at the taxpayers’ teat. If the list of mediocrity comprising her public acivities is not enough to ring alarm bells, then maybe her past employment at Liberty should.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Miliband is discussing strategy with Axelrod :

    “So, I was thinking showing my intellectual side, a great thinker…”

    “I don’t think so kid. Nobody wins a primary by being an egghead. ”

    “But…but..I’m a Marxist thinker…my dad was a revolutionary hero..”

    “And we are all very pleased for you. But listen,Poindexter. No one cares, ok. No one is voting for you because they think you are a rocket scientist, ok? No one wants some speccy, pencil necked geek doing anything other than inventing them apps to find a way out of the subways, ok? No one cares if your IQ is 705, 75, or 5.”

    “Well…what do the people want me to do then?”

    “They like sports.”


    “Yeah..sports. Knock a few out of the park. Make some touchdowns. Get on the track, you follow?”

    “, not really. And I really suck at sports.”

    “It doesn’t matter anyways. I got your brother to do some action shots back in New York. He’s like a kinda stunt double for you. Got some great pics. No one will know.
    You stay right here and I’ll arrange photos of you doing athletic stuff to hit the newstands.
    Trust me Ed. It’s how I got Obama the White House.”

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    I can’t wait for you lot to fuck off….

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    White rabbit says:

    Plain and obvious really. Gordon Brown looks like a depressed moose caught in a bear trap. Moose and Bear like Canada. He’s Canadian.

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    Woof says:

    His comments says he’s diplomatic. The truth is you’re a dribbling loon.

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    jgm2 says:

    I can remember at least two even more utter mentalists from the early days of the webosphere.

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    Anonymous says:

    Okay but it was illegal immigrants and it was a one-off.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well, if you’re going to get exact, the -koiteism bit is from the Greek noun κοίται, which might be translated as ‘lying with someone’, and is the plural of κοίτη, bed. So it does not literally mean fucking, however defined.

    By the way, I was careless in inventing the word ‘misgynokoiteism’ for fear of lesbians. It should be ‘misgynaekoiteism’, if anyone cares, or even if they don’t.

    ‘Lesbian’ is a rotten word anyway. The women of Lesbos were famous in classical times for uninhibited sex with men, and their speciality was blowjobs, apparently difficult to obtain on the mainland. And the most famous of all the women of Lesbos was Sappho, who was bisexual.

  260. 260
    Nigel says:

    Things going a bit pear shaped to say the least. I’m going to have to get my c*ck out. Any ideas?

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    Tory Councillor's political Career 'appears' to be over. LOL says:

    An unemployed Conservative councillor has today avoided jail after confronting a neighbour with a loaded airgun over a row about a pet cat.

    Nick Buckmaster, 51, of Mount Echo Drive, Chingford appeared at Snaresbrook Crown Court this afternoon where he was handed a nine month prison sentence suspended for two years, and ordered to carry out 150 hours of unpaid work.

    According to Judge William Kennedy, the Larkswood ward councillor had awoke on January 18 following a night of “considerable consumption of alcohol” to find a neighbour’s cat had entered his home, and damaged his cat flap before urinating and spraying in the kitchen.

    Buckmaster, “befuddled by alcohol” decided to walk over to Brett Stark’s home in nearby College Gardens carrying a loaded air pistol tucked within his clothing.

    An argument then broke out between Buckmaster and Mr Stark, a bailiff with training in mixed-martial arts, who told the councillor he did not own a cat, swore at him and closed the door in his face.

    Judge Kennedy told the court how Buckmaster had then “produced the air pistol and pointed it at Mr Stark through the glass, who could not have known whether it was a genuine handgun or not.”

    After Buckmaster then decided to turn away, Mr Stark opened his front door, walked towards him and knocked him down with a single blow to his face.

    Buckmaster was then restrained by two neighbours until armed police arrived and detained him with him offering no resistance.

    The only explanation ever offered for carrying the gun was that it “might have been used to kill the cat”, judge Kennedy said.

    Prior to the heated incident, Buckmaster had recently lost his best friend and godfather to one of his children through drug abuse, and had lost his job as a finance worker in the city after his role became obsolete.

    Sentencing the Chingford councillor of eight years, Judge Kennedy said: “The unlawful possession of any item which is or might be thought to be a gun is an offence of great seriousness and anyone who uses such an item aggressively faces the loss of liberty.

    “Your recent life has involved personal difficulty, but it is to your immense credit that you have spent eight years as a councillor for the area in which you live in.

    “Local councillors give freely and generously of their time and commitment, and such giving is to their huge personal credit when other events overcome them.”

    The 51 year-old joined today by Conservative leader Matt Davis and Buckmaster’s family had packed a suitcase and kissed his wife and mother before entering the dock.

    Buckmaster provided no comment after today’s sentence after he was hushed away by his defence solicitor Simon Ray.

    He can now return to Chingford where he will be on a curfew for four months and barred permanently from entering College Gardens or visiting Mr Stark.

    It appears Buckamster’s political career is over after Mr Ray said he will not stand in any further elections as an independent or representing any political party.

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    Rod out this land says:

    How about the Express headline then….asylum seekers staying in four star hotels. Had the dubious pleasure of such people last year in London in the next room. Hell. Parties every night, about ten in the room. And we pay. FFS.

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    Jack Dromey says:

    Yes. Wear a black condom

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    the thing about Americans is that apart from the writers and the painters and the film makers, oh and the music guys they are a bit simplistic about looking at things.
    It might be something about they have ( in the country ) not much historical stuff going for them unless you count the extermination of the Native Americans.
    I do really appreciate the American ruthless business behavour but hopefully there is still a cultural gap of understanding between european sensibilities and american endorsement culture.

  265. 265
    Jack Dromey says:

    What is the difference though ?

    What did Farage mean?

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    I do appreciate the American ruthless business behavour but hopefully there is still a cultural gap of understanding between european sensibilities and american endorsement culture.

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    jgm2 says:

    EU debates dream of being that interesting.


    Unelected EU commissioners get together and decide on a new law that they want passed. They then run this law past the half dozen or so of the 600 MEPs who bothered to show up, They talk bollocks to each other via dozens of Latvian-Greek, Polish-Gaelic, Portuguese-Hungarian translators and then vote to ‘adopt’ this new regulation that has been formulated entirely by the most powerful clique of unelected commissioners (that’ll be the Germans and French for those of you without an English-Reality translator).

    Hurrah. The will of the people triumphs again.

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    Forest Gump says:

    Stewart Lee knows a lot about shit, so he talks about shit a lot. That’s all I have got to say about that.

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    Mrio Monti says:

    When I was the appointed EU leader of Italy I laughed a Bepe Grillo and his ridiculous anti government party.

    But he won 25% of the vote and I was pushed out.

    So it’s not so funny anymore.

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    Alice says:

    Clown says he has got the big ideas right since becoming leader!

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

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    A Sphincter says:

    Glad its not my face

  274. 274
    Dave Cameron says:

    Money is no object. The more we borrow, the bigger our GDP and the more I can borrow to send to the third world.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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    White rabbit says:

    Did you know she’s had a 20+ year career in the not for profit sector. ha ha bloody ha.

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    jgm2 says:

    Steward Who?

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    Dung says:


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    Inmarsat says:

    We detected a keep-alive signal from Alex Salmond’s satphone, and by a complex series of calculations involving Doppler Shift and the movement of our satellites, we believe that it didn’t take a direct route to Venezuela but is in fact somewhere a bit further north, on a line about 50 miles south of the Florida Keys.

    We would suggest that there is nothing worth sending out a search party for, however.

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    A flower that blooms tra la la says:

    never heard of him?

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    David Axlegrease says:

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    jgm2 says:

    Rookie error. Just kill the fucking cat and dump it a long way from your house.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Love it.

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    jgm2 says:


    I’m guessing he’s in the mold of ‘right-on’ types like Ben Elton and, fuck, what’s-his name, that c*unt from The Office, the character actor, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, okay, I’m going to have to google it… Ricky Gervais.

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    Rip Van Winkle says:


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    d says:

    Ed’s bandwagon to the right, so called comedians bandwagon to the left, all other bandwagons can go and find their own space.

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    jgm2 says:

    Useless Ned really blew it with that ‘intellectual’ comment.

    That’s right up there with ‘I’m not afraid of you’.

    Riiiiiight. And who said you were?

    Freud would be all over the Useless c*unt.

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    UKIP Train Crash says:

    Choo Choo – UKIP Train coming – do not stand too close otherwise it will suck you off!!

    LBC Online poll – post Farafe Train Crash:

    Opinion Poll
    Who Are You Planning To Vote For In The General Election?
    73.2% Ukip
    7.7% Conservatives
    7.5% Labour
    5.4% Undecided
    4.7% Green Party
    1.5% Liberal Democrats

    Thanks for your vote

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    brown-dog says:


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    UKIP NI says:

    Henry’s got my vote.

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    jgm2 says:

    Ed Balls reminds me of something in that picture. He looks …. like .. a dog. Seriously, if you look at it for a while, he stops looking like Ed Balls and looks exactly like a dog.

    Rich and Mark would have a medallion around it’s neck with ‘DOG’ written on it just so we’d know who it was.

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    Smell the glove says:

    As a co-op shareholder or divi what about the cost of labour crisis ?

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    Nuke the Bastards! says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Well it’s an improvement on an immigrant shitting in my bed and me paying to clean the mess up.

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    He will get his stupid nose rubbed in his own shit soon, just who is that twat anyway?

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    The medallion would need to read Ed Balls in their case… :-)

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Perhaps those in Westminster should try looking outside the bubble ?

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Seeing as the UK is adopting the electoral practices of Mr P’utin, Twitter can assist with such critical matters:

    Just how hard are they going to make it to vote UKIP ? Will they steal the children again ?

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    Gwakomole' says:

    “It appears Buckamster’s political career is over after Mr Ray said he will not stand in any further elections as an independent or representing any political party.”

    Should have joined Labour then. Not only would you not normally resign but in the very extreme circumstance you did, you can keep the gains and still be reincarnated 3 times to high office.

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    Ed loses Docaster North seat to UKIP in 2015 says:

    Is he fuck – he’s on target to be the nect Michael foot – assuming he can keep his seat in Donneh – where he has such obvious local connection such that the peadant can identify with the loser.

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    Ed loses Docaster North seat to UKIP in 2015 says:


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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    K G-M is another PPE graduate from Oxford, possibly a contemporary of Ed M both are 44.

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    Nigel Farage says:

    Ukip’s Reich-wing candidate… hopeful has fascist tattoos:

    Hear ! Hear !

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    UKIP4ME says:

    If you are a thick twat who finds it hard to button your shirt without help or if you breathe through your mouth when tying your shoelaces you are inclined to vote labour, if you are a violent bullying thug you join the SWP. I can sort of understand why people join the SWP and vote labour but they really shouldnt be allowed to breed.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    In biblical terms lying with someone most certainly meant sexual intercourse as can be seen where it is invariably followed with and bore him… a child.

    Perhaps the most famous of these is King David at: 2 Samuel 11:2 – Bathsheba, wife of Uriah the Hittite, was seen naked by David. She was beautiful enough to turn any man on, he was filled with lust “and he lay with her”. Lucky David potted a hole-in-one that night and she became pregnant. In an attempt to cover this up David then sought to get Uriah to sleep with her (Uriah, take a night off and go home…) but Uriah was too loyal despite the underhand methods that David had employed of getting him drunk. Realising that he would be found out, David ordered that Uriah should be killed in battle. David then took the already pregnant Bathsheba as his wife. and she gave birth to his child. Sadly, the child only lived to be a week old before it died (David had “displeased the Lord” by causing the death of Uriah in order to cover up his treachery.) So the hapless David was forced to console her and “lay with her” again “and she bore a son, and he named him Solomon.” 2 Samuel 11:24

    Whole tracts of Genesis and Exodus read like a veritable porn novel with streams of such behaviour, described in this very way, but it also appears in other ancient writings too – see Hesiod – Theogony 1020

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    Struggling on Benefit says:

    Yeah,but what are you trying to say?

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    Liebour says:

    Good one, Weird Ed. A high ranking porkie is that one. In the paper which helped launch Liebour’s mass immigtation policy it states

    Like trade, migration has distributional implications. In general, migration increases the supply of labour(and human capital); this is likely, in theory, to reduce wages for workers competing with migrants, and increase returns to capital and other factors complementary to migrant labour. In general, this redistribution will favour natives who own factors of production which are complementary to migrants;and hurt those who own factors of production which are substitutes, so a key question is whether migrants’ skills are substitutes for or complement those of native workers.


    The concentration of migrants in specific locations can also generate social effects, for example through the competition for jobs and resources in local markets. There is at least anecdotal evidence that high concentrations of migrant children lacking English as a first language can lead to pressure on schools which lack sufficient resources to meet levels of need, and to some concern among other parents. These effects have been recognised recently, both by increased funding from DfEE for schools taking on the children of asylum seekers,and by the fact that children recently arrived from overseas who have diffculties with English will not be included in the figures for school performance league tables.
    Hospitals and health services may, in theory, also come under particular pressure, and tension may also centre on access to social housing (where migrants are
    eligible), although the focus of debate has been on ethnic minorities, not necessarily migrants. These concerns and tensions are likely to be most pronounced if there is a sudden large in flux of migrants into a particular area.

    Vote Liebour for all the lies you will ever need.

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    Jesus Christ, you sad bastard says:

    I find Jeremy Clarkson far more interesting

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    Jim says:

    Ed has no joined up polices. The odd thoughts he has will be pursued until the UK are not able to borrow any more money from anywhere on the Planet Earth.

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    Apthorpe says:

    You can see why Dave is such a Heathite with every actual thing he does. Never listen to him, that is just PR agenda management that is second nature. Look at the actual actions that reach the statute book as law.
    He’s stoking up a nice little asset bubble and still pissing away billions he can’t help himself. That he is not much better than Millibean than by a shade tells you the dire mess the Conservative Party is in.
    Vote UKIP next week and start the fight back it will be long and victory far from certain, but is Dave really the best we can do? I hope not.

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    I'm so well-read that I put splelling mistakes into my text to fish for Trollers... says:

    So, the MSM disregarded UKIP when they were starting out. They’ve harassed UKIP while they were gaining votes, now the MSM see fit to not even engage with general UKIP people when we’re neck and neck in front. I can tell you what, for the shitty £1/wk it takes for me to purchase the MSM’s opinion, I’d sooner put the money into a charity box. (who knows?, it may actually trickle-down to the same people at the end of the day)

    BTW “SUN”, it’s too late to jump ship. You’ve planted your flag. Do you now see how pitiful your masters’ voice is now in this internet age?

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    RightwinggitRedux says:

    “No hotlinking please. ”

    Three layers of scripts….

    Fuck that.

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    Geedo Fuques says:


    Your moniker has won you the Retarde De Jour award.

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