The winner of today’s caption contest gets themselves a copy of Lord Tebbit’s brand new book “Ben’s Story“.
It is about a radioactive telekinetic Russian dog. Really.
Only entries in the comments will be accepted…
Liz Kendall is asked by Tom Newton Dunn if she would ever ban the Sun from one of her press conferences:
“If you stripped naked and ran in front of me, Tom, I might have second thoughts about it, but apart from that, no.”