May 16th, 2014

Charlotte Leslie Makes a Splash

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Bristol North West Tory MP Charlotte Leslie’s picture is splashed all over the papers for some reason today. There have been wistful sighs heard in the Guy Newsroom…


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  1. 1
    Phwooooar! says:

    Oh yeeeeeeeah!

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  2. 2
    a drowning man says:

    I would…….

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  3. 4
    Andrew Denny (@albiondumsday) says:

    Jesus. I’d vote for that.

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  4. 5
    Emily Thornberry says:

    Want to see me in my bathing suit?

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  5. 6
    Anonymous says:

    And as she gets older will she be all Bristols South?

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  6. 8
    Ippikin says:

    Very pleasant, but not a patch on Mandy Rice-Davis.

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  7. 9
    GaysRsUs says:

    She’s safe among Tory male MPs then.

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  8. 10
    Ippikin says:

    Its enough to have boy Owen having a wet dream and being spanked by his Mum for the state of his sheets.

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  9. 11
    Leslie Philips says:

    Ding dong.

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  10. 12
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two Jags & Shags. says:

    FORGET CHARLOTTE LESLIE: WHAT ABOUT ME ?

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  11. 15
    The Diary of Owen Jones aged 13¾ says:

    Urrrghhh! Pointy bits and drippy bits.

    Disgusting germs…urgghh

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  12. 25
    Baron Hogwash says:

    The picture is from 1999 – wtf is the big deal?

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  13. 27
    Speedo says:

    Excellent, there is smiply not enough being done in this country to promote the pure joy of Camel Toe!

    A breath of fresh air!

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  14. 29
    Ed Moribund says:

    Yvette, how would you feel about slipping into a red swimsuit ?

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  15. 31
    Handycock says:

    Do you think she does day visits to the Priory in aid of the mentally ill.

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  16. 38
    Labour are cunts says:

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      a salami ham and bacon says:

      She’s the babe minister of ingerlandshire

      i really don’t get why the 8NP and the Purple-tipped beasts don’t get some serious blart to stand for parliament

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    • 73
      a salami ham and bacon says:

      she wears purple…

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  17. 39

    Whatever you do, don’t mention the other lot, you know, the ones with the purple banners. I did and nearly got excommunicated.

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    • 70
      broderick crawford says:

      Answer from the Hon . Flunkie : …er .. we are LOOKING at the structures of the IOC s …”

      Semmed to be looking at the struvctures of her cleavage …

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    Not in my name says:

    Foul leering sexist pigs, all of you.

    However, I would.

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  20. 47
    JH29327573322534 says:

    She can be the MP for Bristols as long as she likes.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Bj4PtHX2sHM/TC9w76ynbSI/AAAAAAAAAcA/rAE8CnQ-qDg/s1600/IMG_2914.jpg

    Etc, etc

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  21. 49
    Jack Ketch says:

    She must do a lot of chest expansion exercises, her constituency assets have grown substantially in the last 15 years.

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  22. 50
    DDC says:

    #bring back my vole

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  23. 51
    non taxable pikey says:

    Triathlete and Swimmer. The good ones all have that sort of body and she was/is very good at both.

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  24. 55
    Frankie Howard says:

    A camel may have lost a toe somewhere.

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  25. 56
    Anonymous says:

    just splashed myself

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  26. 64
    bergen says:

    Mr and Mrs Dromey will be unimpressed for entirely different reasons.

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  27. 78
    Anonymous says:

    If folks want hot, what about that sexy space lady – 7 of 9? To be Lost in (her) Space!

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  28. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Very nice body, shame about the (Tory) Boat Race?

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  29. 83
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Vote U.K.I.P., shag Tory!

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