May 16th, 2014

Charlotte Leslie Makes a Splash


  1. 1
    Phwooooar! says:

    Oh yeeeeeeeah!

  2. 2
    a drowning man says:

    I would…….

  3. 3
    Norfolk's Finest says:


  4. 4
    Andrew Denny (@albiondumsday) says:

    Jesus. I’d vote for that.

  5. 5
    Emily Thornberry says:

    Want to see me in my bathing suit?

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    And as she gets older will she be all Bristols South?

  7. 7
    Google says:

    We won’t forget Charlotte Leslie in a hurry.

  8. 8
    Ippikin says:

    Very pleasant, but not a patch on Mandy Rice-Davis.

  9. 9
    GaysRsUs says:

    She’s safe among Tory male MPs then.

  10. 10
    Ippikin says:

    Its enough to have boy Owen having a wet dream and being spanked by his Mum for the state of his sheets.

  11. 11
    Leslie Philips says:

    Ding dong.

  12. 12
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two Jags & Shags. says:


  13. 13
    Owen's Mummy says:

    Or to be spanked by anybody – makes the sheets even worse.

  14. 14
    Ippikin says:

    . . . and quite a few Labour boys, not to mention the Cleggites.

  15. 15
    The Diary of Owen Jones aged 13¾ says:

    Urrrghhh! Pointy bits and drippy bits.

    Disgusting germs…urgghh

  16. 16
    Ockham's Razor says:

    My entry

    Does she take it in the ballot box?

    appears to have been tossed out…

  17. 17
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

  18. 18
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Gosh! I wish she’d knock on my door. She seems to have a wonderful manifesto!

  19. 19
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Tossed off? :-)

  20. 20
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

  21. 21
    Ippikin says:

    Yours I think, I’ll pass on this round.

  22. 22
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Is that a strap-on she is holding?

    Coz I’m remaining seated if so.

  23. 23
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Argggggh my eyes!

  24. 24
    Ockham's Razor says:

    I only put it in a few minutes ago!

    I haven’t finished yet!

  25. 25
    Baron Hogwash says:

    The picture is from 1999 – wtf is the big deal?

  26. 26
    Stella, 37 says:

    You people make me sick.

  27. 27
    Speedo says:

    Excellent, there is smiply not enough being done in this country to promote the pure joy of Camel Toe!

    A breath of fresh air!

  28. 28
    We People says:

    Then don’t eat us.

  29. 29
    Ed Moribund says:

    Yvette, how would you feel about slipping into a red swimsuit ?

  30. 30
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    what is she holding ?

  31. 31
    Handycock says:

    Do you think she does day visits to the Priory in aid of the mentally ill.

  32. 32
    Wah wah pedal says:

    I was on the phone to a customer whilst scrolling through the comments here and saw that picture.
    I now have to phone the customer back and lie about a phone problem as I put the phone down as I thought I was going to throw up.
    You bastard.

  33. 33
    Living off bennies says:

  34. 34

    It’s a trap!

    She’s a ladyboy…

  35. 35
    Labour are cunts says:

    She’s over 15, Mike, far too old for you.

  36. 36
    Labour are cunts says:

    wtf is the big deal?

    Mr Happy inside my boxers.

  37. 37
    Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

    A big purple thingy. I believe Clare Balding owns one

  38. 38
    Labour are cunts says:

  39. 39

    Whatever you do, don’t mention the other lot, you know, the ones with the purple banners. I did and nearly got excommunicated.

  40. 40
    Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

    Nothing wrong with a girl who knows how pack meat

  41. 41
    B3 says:

    I thought your newsroom would have preferred Chris Leslie :)

  42. 42
    NickS says:

    She seems to have a lot going for her

  43. 43
    Village Idiot says:

    …..Mmmm,…nice lips!

  44. 44
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    A living of the fat of the Land.

  45. 45
    Charlotte Leslie says:

    You WOULD say that, wouldn’t you!

  46. 46
    Not in my name says:

    Foul leering sexist pigs, all of you.

    However, I would.

  47. 47
    JH29327573322534 says:

    She can be the MP for Bristols as long as she likes.

    Etc, etc

  48. 48
    JH29327573322534 says:

    Bah! Beat me to it.

  49. 49
    Jack Ketch says:

    She must do a lot of chest expansion exercises, her constituency assets have grown substantially in the last 15 years.

  50. 50
    DDC says:

    #bring back my vole

  51. 51
    non taxable pikey says:

    Triathlete and Swimmer. The good ones all have that sort of body and she was/is very good at both.

  52. 52
    Dignitas says:

    You will put us out of business.

  53. 53
    Axelrod watch says:

    It’s known as the Bristols effect?

  54. 54
    Blog editing gone south says:

    Does Guido like this?

  55. 55
    Frankie Howard says:

    A camel may have lost a toe somewhere.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    just splashed myself

  57. 57
    Cinna says:

    Go on; you know you would.

  58. 58
    Cinna says:

    Rather a girl with a little something extra.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:


  60. 60
    Morton's Fuck says:

    Can I say UKIP again yet?

  61. 61
    Morton's Fuck says:


    F*uck her and vote for them.

  62. 62
    Ippikin says:

    ‘fraid so.
    Mandy had more ooh la la than even OOH LA LA .

  63. 63
    Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

    Hell yeah, It’ll try anything once apart from incest, morris dancing and voting labour

  64. 64
    bergen says:

    Mr and Mrs Dromey will be unimpressed for entirely different reasons.

  65. 65
    broderick crawford says:

    Is that an AK 47 She s got between her ….fingers ?

  66. 66
    broderick crawford says:

    How so.?
    I don ‘t think the bikini line is prominent such that you can rationally
    judge !

  67. 67
    broderick crawford says:

    Oh is THAT what Cameltoe meant !!

  68. 68
    broderick crawford says:

    If she didn t have what passes for tits I would swear “it” was Count Arthur Strong .

  69. 69
    broderick crawford says:

    Cripes that poor man of the house .

    He s actually borderline normal !

  70. 70
    broderick crawford says:

    Answer from the Hon . Flunkie : …er .. we are LOOKING at the structures of the IOC s …”

    Semmed to be looking at the struvctures of her cleavage …

  71. 71
    Foul Mouthed Frodo says:

    Oxford educated self hating Scouse bint. I fuck her with a rusty fucking nail and that’s about it. She is equally as bad as all the other scum in suits that steal from us all on a fucking hourly basis. A pox on all their fucking children.

  72. 72
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    She’s the babe minister of ingerlandshire

    i really don’t get why the 8NP and the Purple-tipped beasts don’t get some serious blart to stand for parliament

  73. 73
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    she wears purple…

  74. 74
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    Guido’s way too fat and fugly to even get an interview with ‘er

  75. 75
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    she should on the next Tory billboard in that swimsuit, bent over, rear to the camera, little finger on bottom lip (or in hair whilst sucking a lolly), with “too far, too fast?”

    Or have her do condom ads – with the slogan, ‘protection against labour’

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    At the same time? Is it not illegal to have sex at the Polling Station?

  77. 77
    By the way says:

    On the subject ripping of the Country – what are they going to do about Dave’s mates in the City?

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    If folks want hot, what about that sexy space lady – 7 of 9? To be Lost in (her) Space!

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Very nice body, shame about the (Tory) Boat Race?

  80. 80
    Arse says:

    This really needs an #everydaysexism hashtag.

  81. 81
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    Serious milfage…

    I’m going to fuck her.

    On the 22nd of May.

  82. 82
    RightwinggitRedux says:


  83. 83
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Vote U.K.I.P., shag Tory!

Seen Elsewhere

Greens are Commies in Disguise | Andrei Rogobete
When Osborne Weaponised | Paul Waugh
Divided Left Will Cost Ed | George Eaton
I’m Hoping Labour Attack Tories on Education | Toby Young
Westminster’s NHS Conspiracy of Silence | Allister Heath
Milburn Health Consultancy Worth £2 Million | Scrapbook
Stuart Broad Right, Peston Broadly Wrong | Ryan Bourne
The 38 Seats in England Yet to Select a Tory Candidate | ConHome
Labour and Green Ecofascism | Matthew Walsh
Burnham Shows Why Labour Can’t Be Trusted | Speccie
Why Online Voting is a Crap Idea | Ballot Box

Rising Stars
Find out more about PLMR AD-MS

Alan Milburn says Labour’s scaremongering campaign for an unreformed NHS will not win election…

“It would be a fatal mistake, in my view, for Labour to go into this election looking as though it is the party that would better resource the National Health Service but not necessarily put its foot to the floor when it comes to reforming. Look, reforms are not easy, but the Labour Party is not a conservative party. It should be about moving things forward not preserving them in aspic. You have got a pale imitation actually of the 1992 general election campaign, and maybe it will have the same outcome. I don’t know.”

Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:


AddThis Feed Button

Guido Reads

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,715 other followers