May 15th, 2014

Wee Dougie Not Letting Axelrod Out of His Sight

The Labour fan-boys will be pleased to know where they can spot their guru:

Given his hourly rate, would it not be more cost effective to send someone else to get his packed lunch?

Guido hears that it was actually Caxton Street branch near the St. Ermine’s Hotel and Axelrod was being escorted by Douglas Alexander and four others. Presumably they were worried he might try do a runner under the pretence of popping out for sandwich. “TAXI! …Heathrow please.” 


  1. 1
    Vince says:


  2. 2
    Gordon McBust Brown says:

    It’s the right thing to do.

  3. 3
    Nige Evans says:


  4. 4
    No speaky d lingo says:

    Please translate for this Englisher.

    What is?

    1) Pret A Manger.

    2) a bit of a klutz.

  5. 5
    Me says:

    Do you have to post this on every topic?

  6. 6
    jilly says:

    To be fair it gets deleted most of the time so posting it to try to get people to see it seems a pretty sensible reaction. It’s quite shocking how the media, especially the BBC, have sought to employ every trick in the book to smear UKIP, so why shouldn’t UKIP fight back with every possible means especially when what is said about them is so untrue?

  7. 7
    Shooty* says:

    You just have to look at him. He looks like every 1970s depiction of a hen pecked husband. In particular, he resembles one actor whose name I can’t recall.

  8. 8
    vile labour ruined my country says:

    Yes, almost all the media is out to get them.

    Ukip should be being reported as a quite inspirational story of normal people finding a voice in politics, in a political system utterly dominated by the trendy liberal left.

    Instead they have been smeared as racialist when they are not. If the BBC and the media had any impartiality they would be pushing that video as a great example of a mass political movement for democracy.

    My favourite part is to see BBC licence funds in action – paying for some comedians to go there to impersonate and try to discredit Ukip. You stay classy, BBC.

  9. 9
    nell says:

    I’m not sure what labour think mr axelrod can do to help them – militwit is militwit – you can’t turn him into obama!!

  10. 10
    Labour Lurching to the Left says:

    Axelrod is centre stage because he’s more interesting than Ed Moribund

  11. 11
    The man your wife loves says:

    Labour are the party for the working class. Mini wage, tax credits, increasing taxes on the rich, fighting for workers rights. No wonder UKIP and the tories hate them, they hate working class people like me. I bet you lot are all spolied brats who went to public school. I know which party speaks for me.

  12. 12
    Live Orgasms! says:

  13. 13
    Labour are cunts says:

    You’re hilarious.

    Labour, who:

    Gave a knighthood to Fred Goodwin for services to banking

    Sold honours for cash

    Raised pensions by 75p a week

    Said they were “perfectly relaxed about people becoming filthy rich”

    Cut taxes on the rich for 13 years except the last 4 weeks before the 2010 election

    Gave billion pound PFI contracts to their cronies which resulted in hospitals being in debt for the next 30 years and being charged £350 to have a lightbulb changed

    Left poor and elderly people to die in their own urine and faeces at Mid Staffs

    Abolished the 10p tax rate

    Reduced the number of energy companies, causing people’s bills to rise

    That Labour you mean?

  14. 14
    US Politics Guy twitter says:

    Labor Rocks. Ted will sock it to the Conservatories in the may 22 European General Election!

  15. 15
    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    Looks like Labour got a pussy to run their strategy team after all

  16. 16
    little Ed says:

    Its policies not personalities!

  17. 17
    Col. Stok says:

    If only you had either that would be something!

  18. 18
    JH462323141245 says:

    Christ, Labour have just been handed £2m by their Union puppetmasters, can’t they order in some nice sandwiches and hoity toity little posh fucking vol-au-vents and shit?

    Should have taken him to Greggs anyway.

  19. 19
    Sarah Macauley says:

    I love clunge.

  20. 20
    Gordon Brown says:

    I can’t be arsed with you lot anymore, not that I ever was particularly.

  21. 21
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Subway for a BLT (oops).

  22. 22
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    I think you’ll find, mucker, that lots of the ‘working classe’s’ far from hating UKIP will will be voting them.

    When I say ‘lots’ I mean mostly.

  23. 23
    Say what you will says:

    Just can’t get over Liebour needing an American to tell them how to get voted back in, the worse thing is that these are the same people if they get back in will be expected to run the country, what next ask Obambi to come over here and be PM, the NHS wouldn’t last 5 seconds, god help us from lunatics and idiots.

  24. 24
    Gordon McBroomhandle says:

    I want a baby kangaroo for my birthday.

  25. 25
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Say’s a lot about a party that can’t even run itself.

  26. 26
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Changing you name from “cool dude” doesn’t make your pathetic comments any less tw@ish.

  27. 27
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Many year ago I was a young apprentice (17) who struggled to buy my first keyboard to play in band.
    We did this anti apartheid gig at the Croydon labour club.
    I was approached by this posh lefty sort who assumed my parents had bought my instrument for me.
    I informed them it was bought by myself as I had a job then asked them what they did for a living?
    I never found out the tosser walked off.
    Your assumption that all right wingers went to posh schools etc is wrong and your assumption that I wouldn’t be able to get your wife’s knickers off is also wrong.
    Girls love a piano player :)

  28. 28
    Joey says:

    Are you hoping to bounce back?

  29. 29
    Labour are cunts says:

    Is that why 95% of the working class voted for Mrs Thatcher?

  30. 30
    Wassup, dawg? says:

    Oh fo’ sho, motherfucker!

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  32. 32
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Are you saying girls love a pianist? (I think I spelt that right).

  33. 33
    hourly rate. says:

    ?reality: it is all bout consensus.
    give the man his sandwich.

  34. 34
    Beeboid says:

    “normal people finding a voice in politics”

    Good heaven, whatever next?

  35. 35
    The LibDemon party says:


  36. 36
    The Awkward Squad says:

    The picture looks stretched.

    Perhaps trying to save the collapsing Labour vote is a bit of a stretch?

  37. 37
    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    Why the Moniker change? You were Cool Dude in a previous thread.
    You couldn’t support your posts there and can’t now.
    All your talk about Labour supporting the working class is a fantasy. They may have introduced the 10p tax but then took it away.

  38. 38
    Alterius non sit qui suus esse potest says:

    Is Axelrod some sort of God?

  39. 39
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I think he was mentioned in the Ring Cycle.

  40. 40
    Labour Voting Doug Shite says:

    So how the fuck are these socialist going to sell themselves? Negative Campaigning. How depressing.

    The economy is healing nicely so lets fuck it up with socialists experiments.

    State Intervention! State Intervention! State Intervention!

  41. 41
    Not a chance says:

    They can fuck off when the letter arrives looking licence renewal

  42. 42
    Buzz says:

    ….”What do their parents/guardians think?

  43. 43
    Labour's perfect man says:

    What’s his name, Taxalot?

  44. 44
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    You know Jools Holland? he has to beat it off with a stick.

  45. 45
    Chazza says:

    Pret A Manger – 356 branches worldwide, high quality salads,sandwiches, baguettes, wraps, soups etc. All freshly made each day. Any left over at the end of the day’s trading are collected by volunteers (I’m one) and then distributed amongst the homeless and disadvantaged. A nice company with nice principles.

  46. 46
    Gooey Blob says:

    No workable ideas of their own so they’re rubbishing everything else. Most of the 1980s were like this with opposition for opposition’s sake from Labour. They weren’t electable then and they definitely aren’t now.

  47. 47
    jgm2 says:

    No. It’s ‘cos he’s a bit of a joey himself.

  48. 48
    Village Idiot says:

    …Nothing against americans,….,but,….this is Great Britain,England,Wales,N.Ireland and………..Scotland!..Thousands of years of history and culture,and a way of living completely different to America..In fact,it is insulting of the labour party to employ someone who has little in common with this little island!…How devoid of their own initiative are they that they deem it necessary to employ an American?…Did the labour bods not benefit from a university education?…If that is the result,well,……But of course,”Empty vessels make the most noise”……

  49. 49
    Divvy Axelrod says:

    I am tired of this socialist shower of shit already.

    How do you turn these jokers into aces?

  50. 50
    Negative Campaigner For Labour says:

    When he hears Ed’s policies he will be thinking the UK is third world country.

  51. 51
    Bob,s tool box says:

    And what was the prce of gold when they sold it.?.

  52. 52
    Dangerous Brian says:

    BBC dont do class, especially when they percieve a threat to the gravy train consensus.
    If I didnt feel a bit sorry for the wall I’d say line up the lot in front of a firing squad.

  53. 53
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Agrred (in spades), the playing cards obvioulsy, not the other meaning.

  54. 54
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    I thought it was Taxi but it isn’t. Really annoying because he does have a familiar 70s sitcom guy look.

  55. 55
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Ed has policies?

    Are those his ideas for turning the UK into an Marxist 70s African banana republic?

  56. 56
    Common sense says:

    Judd Hirsch from ‘Taxi’?

  57. 57
    Cinna says:

    A one-handed pianist?

  58. 58
    Cinna says:

    Time you realised the Labour Party hates the working classes.

  59. 59
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Axelrod on hearing the tape:

    Your mission is to make a useless lisping geek into the next Prime Minister of Britain.

    This tape and the Labour Party will self-destruct in 5 seconds :-)

  60. 60
    John Bull (British Bulldog) says:

    125 days to go until Britain’s date with destiny.

    How is Douglas Alexander going to save the Union by spending his time in a central London branch of Pret-A-Manger?

    Actually, on second thoughts, let me re-phrase that:

    How is Douglas Alexander going to save the Union? By spending his time in a central London branch of Pret-A-Manger.

  61. 61
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The YES campaign in Scotland just need to bang on, day in day out, between now and September, that an independent Scotland will never have to suffer rule by a Tory government from London (Thatcher 80s,Cameron today) that a majority of Scots didn’t vote for and they’ll win the referendum with a landslide.

    The NO camp can’t promise no more Tory rule for Scotland, only the YES to independence camp can.


  62. 62
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    of course it is possible to think and buy a sandwich at the same time

  63. 63
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Is it not the diner owner from Happy days?

  64. 64
    MOT Station says:

    How long before the wheels come of the Axelrod, despite loads of greese, and the whole Nu-Nuliebor shebang hits a very high brick wall!

    Liebor spelt, in deference to their Nu Chum, in the American simple Engish way without the confusing ‘U’

  65. 65
    Jack Ketch says:

    Pret A Manger is Frog for “Ready to Eat”, a play on “Ready to Wear”–geddit?
    A Klutz is North-American Yiddish; it once meant a clumsy person, but is now more often used as a bowdlerised replacement for Schmuck-which means Dick (but a far stronger meaning than the English use. A more appropriate word would be that which is modbotted to Hunt.

  66. 66
    Gooey Blob says:

    Labour’s front bench have been noticeable by a prolonged absence of late. Is this to continue all the way to the election? Is it a collective desire to not be tainted by an expected heavy defeat?

    Labour’s 2015 leadership election campaign may already have started…

  67. 67
    Jack Ketch says:

    Bill Macy (Walter) from “Maude”, starring Bea Arthur.

  68. 68
    MOT Station says:

    … off and grease obviously. The American influence got me.

  69. 69
    It's a caption competition, I know it is says:

    Axlerod ; “Jesus dude, did you just sniff Harman?”

  70. 70
    Fog says:

    ‘NHS wouldn’t last 5 seconds’ – good plan – bring over Omaha soonest

  71. 71
    John Bellingham says:

    Is that why Ed Balls is furiously learning the Joanna as politics has only lumbered him with that rat-faced urchin?

  72. 72
    John Bellingham says:

    They should have called on their old mate Bobby Mugabe. He knows all about postal votes, proxy votes, motivating the voters, smearing the opposition, stealing the money and the absolutely most efficient way of counting the votes. he is also a dab-hand at the lazarus tactic–getting the dead to vote.

  73. 73
    Libidinous Demagogues says:

    I want to see their tribute act “SODOM”.

  74. 74
    Old Codger says:

    He can always try and polish a turd.

  75. 75
    non taxable pikey says:

    Omaha? Am I missing something here?

  76. 76
    broderick crawford says:


    ” I never ket the Axel Big End out of my sight ! “

  77. 77
    broderick crawford says:

    D you mean Peter Lorre in the Maltese Falcon being duffed up by Humphrey Bogart and berated by Sydney Greenstreet ?

  78. 78
    broderick crawford says:

    Could Axel at least try to make a lucky rabbit s paw out of a sow s ear ?

  79. 79
    broderick crawford says:

    That was nt my wife . That was a lady !!

  80. 80
    broderick crawford says:

    Good . Can you deliver free to me every evening please .

    I m partial to the salmon and avocado wrap plus the hot cheese and bacon baguette with the kiwi frappe dessert and two chocolate smoothies .

    Standing order until further notice . Thank you .

  81. 81
    broderick crawford says:

    ….. in fact I m getting hungry now ! Hurry it up will you , it s nearly 8 pm !!!!

  82. 82
    broderick crawford says:

    Pret a Manger in Victoria ?

    The colonial is obviously not Anglicised yet and to be fair there are none in
    ( new?)Labour with the ecpertise to do so.

    Forget . Go down the riad to the Albert pub on the corner .. Three pints of best bitter downstairs . Then upstairs to the Carvery , eat as much fresh cooked pork , beef , chicken , lamb and veg as you like with a good bottle or two of St Emilllion red .

    Then go back to the office and give the Labour wannabes hell !!

  83. 83
    Chazza says:

    How can I deliver to you? It’s only for the homeless. Where don’t you live? Which homeless centre are you in? Be with you as soon as I can.

  84. 84
    RichUpNorth says:

    Can Alexroad understand what Wee Dooogie Alexander is saying?

  85. 85
    RichUpNorth says:

    Just get out next thursday and vote UKIP. Feck the LabLib Cons and the British Bastards Corporation!

  86. 86
    Nigel Evans says:

    Axelrod goes there to meet his rentboy. I use the place myself.

  87. 87
    Homeless Derek says:

    I’ll try a bit of a Klutz then

  88. 88
    Bloggers shouldn't take the Digger's shilling says:

    The could have taken him to Snax opposite the peelers for one of their delicious sausage baps. Or, if it was still open, to Benjis which employed a whole series of blonde rude Latvians even before 2004.

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    Godfrey the Pret Gingerbread Man says:

    It’s a nice branch of Pret at the weekends. Not too many people around, good for a quiet coffee. Just a pity about the Socialist retards round the corner.

  90. 90
    Dave not Dave says:

    I’m at 10 Downing Street. Just give a knock and say it’s the free scoff you ordered .

  91. 91
    under Tessio's ground says:

    Either him or the turncoat capo Michael Corleone whacked at the end of The Godfather.

  92. 92
    Axe is a magnificent cunt says:

    Nobody does Hunt better. You can have the rest of the pretend Hunts. This guy is the real Hunt.

  93. 93
    Axe is a magnificent cunt says:

    Just checking…

  94. 94
    Axe is a magnificent cunt says:

    No problemo, I get that all the time. You’ll get used to me.

  95. 95
    Aeon & Cable says:

    “Klutz” is so last century.

  96. 96
    Old Father Time says:

    Looks like you’ve been beached mate.

  97. 97
    Old Father Time says:

    You forgot to mention he can charge it to his expense account.

  98. 98
    Amjad for UKIP says:

    I don’t like legal migrants I have to pay the minimum wage…

    I also find it amusing that the right goes about the trendy left dominating British politics and left goes on about the neo-liberal orthodoxy.

    That Video is horse-shit though.

    BBC comedians is it so hard to believe that some kippers, but not all most are decent folk, are just Knobs…

  99. 99
    Vote Green for Real change. says:

    I’ll be frank the Westminster bubble is full of people from well to do back grounds, university educated and straight into politics. So Ed Miliband rather than set a radical new vision is just going to try more of the same spin and PR shit that we’ve come to expect in British politics after 30 years of it.

  100. 100
    Old Rochdalian. says:

    Maybe they didn’t think he could manage to buy the butties
    by himself?

  101. 101
    Tom Catesby says:

    Is it halal pork?

  102. 102
    Tom Catesby says:

    It’s called keeping their heads down, probably wisest near an election. Whether it’s a decided policy or just a sneaky metro politico’s natural instinct, who can tell?

  103. 103
    Tom Catesby says:

    We’d still need to import the bananas.

  104. 104
    Tom Catesby says:

    Strange how this never got broadcast on TV and radio, courtesy of the,’Ministry of Truth’, aka, the BBC.

  105. 105
    Tom Catesby says:

    I can’t!(and it’s not a language difficulty).

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