May 15th, 2014

GUY NEWS SPECIAL: Would You Really Vote for the LibDems?

The LibDems yesterday released an attack video highlighting all the loony things UKIP members have said. But the record of Clegg’s own MPs and councillors is nothing to be proud of either. Would you really vote for these people?

Well, would you?


  1. 1
    Captn P says:

    You left Mr. Laws off the list for a reason?

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    Mike Cancock CBE MP says:

    Not even I would vote for these people!

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    Ctesibius says:

    How could you ignore the Rt. Hon Jeremy Thorpe, or Mark Oaten, who paid male prostitutes to defecate on him as a way to come to terms with the loss of his hair?

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    Tory Bare! says:

    Most helpful, Fawkes Old Chap…

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    Village Idiot says:

    …..I think you have missed a few out?

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    Can you tell who he nonced yet? says:

    Rolf Harris’s youngest alleged victim tells a court the veteran entertainer is a “dirty old man” who assaulted her “out of nowhere”.

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    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Been a long day. Early finish though, few pints & then off The Westminster Arms with Nick Clegg to torch some plants.

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    Lord Boothby says:

    I had little boys shitting on me at Kray brothers house parties.

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    Judge Dredd-ful says:

    I am the laws!

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    Admiral Half-Nelson says:

    Mike Hancock’s nomination papers were arranged by a Lib Dem councillor. His agent is a Lib Dem councillor. Hancock’s election literature was printed in Lib Dem offices in Portsmouth. Nick Clegg is just lying when he pretends that Mike Hancock is now “beyond the boundary” of the Lib Dem party. He’s still as much embedded in it as he ever was.

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    Sarah Millington says:

    Why is Clegg allowed to say on the BBC ad infinitum: “Leaving the EU will cost British jobs” with no challenge from anyone?

    The only British jobs at risk if we leave are those of the failed domestic politicians & their lackies.

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    Toot toot! says:

    Don’t forget your daughter.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Yes, and I was a Teenage Cactus Arsonist.

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    Like father-cunt, like son-cunt says:

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    Inbred, redneck savages says:

    Mike Hancock and his son remind me of The Hills Have Eyes.

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    Derry Cocksporn (LibDem) says:


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    The Awkward Squad says:

    And what about that obnoxious creature Speaking in Tonges?

    The Limp Dims are truly the Nasty Party.

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    Viewer says:

    Maybe it was the edit, but it looked to me as if someone attacked him with a car first.

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    Anonymous says:

    There’s anti-Semite missing from the list and also an attempted murderer. Also weren’t they financed by some con artist for a long while.

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    The Awkward Squad says:

    Old Nick is dreaming of a fat EU Commissioner job, gold plated pension and loadsamoney for doing even less than he does now.

    As for the creepy Pravda-Izvestia State Broadcaster…..they are an unelected mouthpiece for all things socialist and that includes Cleggomaniacs beloved EU.

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    Agony Aunt says:

    Why did you do it Nick? What made you so angry? What was it about your schooldays? Is there something you are not telling us about the nasty teachers at your prep school? Did they damage you Nick?

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    Shameful dishonour says:

    Why no mention of dishonourable Pantsdown?

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    Admiral Half-Nelson says:

    That was Lib Dem councillor Jacqui Hancock who hit him with the car. Who just happens to be his mum!

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    Ctesibius says:

    More like something off the Dukes of Hazzard

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    Anonymous says:

    Well I wouldnt vote for them and I wouldnt vote for a party who failed to sack Maria Miller and whos boss (Cameron) hopes she can return to cabinet. But then again he did charge the tax payer for trimming his wisteria even though he is very rich so I suppose they ARE all in it together


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    Ippikin says:

    Have you forgotten Mark Oaten? After all you broke the story.

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    UffusDuffus says:

    Don’t forget this is the party that took £2.4 million of stolen money from Michael Brown. And declined to return the money to Brown’s creditors, when they were told it had been illegally obtained.

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    Who threw that stuff at the Count says:

    ‘I did a very bad thing, I’m not proud': Nick Clegg on the drunken night he set fire to a rare cacti collection

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    Celebrity Big Bruvver says:

    Nasty Nick?

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    Roger"I'm so sexy it hurts" Helmer says:

    Just imagine the furore if it were Nigel Farage who admitted doing this.

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    Fabricant says:

    Sure, that’s a well known cure. Everyone knows that. Obsolutely.

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    B3 says:

    Nice anorak!

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    Say what you will says:

    Vote Libcraps or believe in Climate Change , life doesn’t get any more difficult, but the Libcraps would be another party that I would never ever trust, Liebour being the first and no I don’t believe in climate change, weather change YES.

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    LibDems Anonymous says:

    My name is Nick and I’m…….a libdem.

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    Chris Huhne says:

    I’m just an arse

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    FairBobby says:

    None of them would get across my door; nor would I shake hands with any one of them. They are all deviants of one sort or another best avoided by sensible people

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    PC Dixon says:

    Truly VERY NASTY people with Clegg continuing to duck and dive like a market trader/spiv (sorry honest market traders) – their short time in coalition has shown all of us what a furtive load of shysters and liars they are – does not say much for those few who will vote for them.

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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    There are hundreds missing from this list from Thorpe onwards. You can’t join the LimpDumbs unless you have at least three sexual perversions.

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    Viewer says:

    Hmmm. Not the sort of thing to put anyone in a good mood.

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    Jimmy Savile says:

    To paraphrase Groucho Marx.
    I wouldn’t join a political party which would have me as a member.

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    Alexander Fleming says:

    That is very sound advice. I would extend it to everyone in Westminster, just to be on the safe side. There are some contagions medical science has not yet found a cure for.

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    Anonymous says:

    Paddy Pantsdown,Mark Oaten,Kennedy,Thorpe etc. all associates of the LibDems.

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    generic taxi driver says:

    well at least they havent murdered anyone yet like gerry adams is alleged to now have they?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Jeremy Thorpe.

    A pervert. A liar. A self-confessed player of the pink oboe.

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    Observer says:

    And the porn-film director.

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    Party conference song to rally the troops says:

    Libdems of the world unite,
    messing with kids is alright,
    So’s speeding in a car driven late at night,
    So libdems of the world….UNITE

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    Heroic freedom fighter ...cough says:

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    Anonymous says:

    I live in a Libdem constituency- North Norfolk in fact. Usually there are hundreds of LibDem posters and placards around before any election but up to yet,during this election, I have not seen one. Must admit I’ve seen no Labour(they are non-existent here) nor have I seen any Conservative banners. I have seen several enormous UKIP posters which make me feel really good.
    The LibLabCon cartel need a kick up the backside and I hope UKIP- The People’s Party will do this on May 22nd.

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    Sounds like Gordon! says:

    He’s seeking re-election in 2015 isn’t he?

    An ex-politician seeking re-election has asked to have links to an article about his behaviour in office removed by Google.

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    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Guido you have missed a few

    1. Jeremy Thorpe – Pillow biting
    2. Cyril Smith – Little Boys
    3. Steele recommended Smith for his Knighthood and thinks its ok for Cyril to turn up at Children’s home and beat boys on the bare bottom. It was not ( in the 60s) and has never been acceptable behaviour
    4. Paddy Pants Down
    5. Charles Kennedy – drunk
    6. Mark Oaten – Don’t go there
    7. Lembit Opik – Little Girls
    8. Chris Huhne – Congenital liar and sexual pervert
    9. David Laws – Liar and thief
    10. Lord Reynard – Sexual pervert
    11. Mike Hancock – Sexual pervert
    12. Nick Clegg – Congenital liar, he claimed he hadn’t been told about Smith, Hancock and Reynard
    13. Jo Swinson : The new definition for hypocrisy for all her support for the LibDem women during the Reynard affair
    14. Simon Hughes lied about his sexuality in his initial election campaign to defeat Tatchell
    15. Kingston Councillor Derek Osbourne jailed for 2 year for Child Porn offences
    16. Vince Cable – The new definition for political loyalty
    17. Tim Farron – the LibDems’ Brutus about as trustworthy as a PPI salesman

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    Charlie Kennedy MP says:

    You’ve left ME out too, Mr Fawkes. After all, I DID ignore that no-smoking regulation that time, and technically am also in the category of “lawbreaker.”

    Shome mishtake, surely, omitting me.

    And then again, considering it’s you– glass houses and stones, I suppose…

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    The BBC says:

    If we don’t get millions from the EU, we’ll have to sack all of the reporters who are paid to shill for them. That will cost British jobs, right?

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    I'm not a Lib Dem says:

    Do not forget me!

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    głosować UKIP says:

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    Morgan's Organ says:

    Lets go back to the randy old David Lloyd George, didn’t he set the ‘Liberal’ standards for the party?

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    Gideon George Osborne says:

    In other news.


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    Mollie Bidenham says:

    Nor would I!

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    Renoir says:

    The LibDems imploded a couple of yeasr back. The only people who will be dilvering their materials will be paid delivery companies or the candidates and the direct family members and friends of the candidates. The LibDem Party has ceased to be a popular grassroots organisation. In fairness, a similar thing has happened to the Tories and Labour in large parts of the country. The Westminster parties, at a local level, are driving on fumes.

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    DWWolds says:

    And what about Clegg himself? At the launch of the LibDems campaign for the coming elections he accused UKIP of “scaring everybody witless” with “dangerous fantasies”.

    Yet the LibDems’ leaflet pushed through my door is headlined “Millions of BRITISH JOBS” [their caps] are at risk” with a quote from their local candidate that: “100,000 jobs across the regional depend on our being in the EU”.

    But the Professor in charge of the research project on which the LibDems base those figures has said they are a total misrepresentation of the findings. What was actually revealed was that 3 million or so UK jobs depend not on our membership of the EU on our exports to it.

    So just who is “scaring everybody witless” with “dangerous fantasies” Mr Clegg?

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    Ouch says:

    If the Chinese follow suit, it’s game over for the USA.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    A bit busy withadministrative procedures and processes at the moment – the wrong kind that is.

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    If you really want to know what the Lib Dems are like and the tactics and lies they are resorting to look at my blog:

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Has Alan Partridge (north Norfolk Digital) come out in support of Ukip yet?

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    GE is close says:

    The main three parties and media console themselves that the EU election results are irrelevant because they know the EU parliament itself is irrelevant.(proving UKIP is right)
    I reckon their keeping their powder dry and war chests full waiting for 2015.

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    I’ve had an veritable avalanche of election leaflets through my door this month. One actually had a picture of fart-face Milliband in true Russian Communist poster c1930 pose, with well scrubbed upturned face, trying to look resolute and serious, but only looking like a utter twerp.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Party of pervs led by a naive kid who claims to know nothing of the Cyril Smith activities when everyone else did.

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    Cactus lover says:

    There’s no way I will vote for Clegg now.

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    Wot no says:

    Jenny “the Jihadi” Tong

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    BBC Mong says:

    Apart from a few dykes missing that looks like a typical BBC workforce. So yes.

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    Lib Dumb Voters says:

    ” Well, would you?”


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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Guido, what about the ‘straight’ choice candidate?

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    DerrIn Brown Fool Time w@nker on C4 says:

    ” Well, would you?”.

    Yes I would. Cockey would do well to pretend he is gay. Get him off the hook.

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    In pint of fact says:

    No-one is asking you to.

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    Just Saying says:

    List should include Clegg, Laws & Alexander.

    Your blog “Friends of Gove…”, posted 2.30 pm today shows why none of those are fit for purpose.

    Readers should click the link in the line towards the end of that blog, where Guido says:
    Cummings version of yesterday’s events is well worth a read.

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    Viewer says:

    Pretty mediocre, to be honest.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    You seem to have missed a few:

    Herbert Henry Asquith, a serial groper who would be under investigation by Operation Yewtree were he still alive today. Probably pocketed monies he should not have done.

    David Lloyd George, as Chancellor of the Exchequer, benefited from insider dealings in the Marconi scandal, from which he profited hugely. Found to have acted with grave impropriety. In other words, a thieving c*unt. That is by everyone apart from his Liberal chums. But let’s face it, a Liberal would not know when grave impropriety occurred even if it bit his bollocks off…

    You will never find me singing that he knew my father!

    Rufus Isaacs, Viceroy of India and Foreign Secretary. Another Marconi scandal beneficiary. Evil bastard.

    Herbert Samuel, Postmaster General. Bent as a nine-bob note. Marconi blaggard.

    Alexander Murray, Marconi cheat who was also (wait for it) Treasurer of the Liberal Party. The c*unt was forced to resign and guess what? He was immediately elevated to the Lords! If you ever wonder where it comes from, you need look no further.

    The LibDems are the vilest, most corrupt, nastiest cheats and crooks that ever walked the surface of this planet. Treachery is in their blood. All their firstborn should get the Herod treatment. And their second born. And so on…

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Pretty obvious from the polls that virtual nobody is going to vote for the Lib/Dems in the European elections or in the 2015 General Election, but I’ve got that old sinking feeling that horse trading will take place again to secure a re-election (in 2015) for one of the other two in a hung Parliament (and so they should be).

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    Mass Debate says:

    YouTube, the Daily Telegraph and the Guardian have announced they are making a joint bid to host a leaders’ debate before next year’s General Election.

    Such a debate, broadcast online, would be free of the rules on balance which broadcasters such as the BBC, ITV and Sky have to follow,

    This would mean there would be more freedom over which leaders took part.

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    and they wonder why support has collapsed says:

    My local Lib Dem candidate in the Mole Valley Mark Regan recently
    posted pervy sexual tweets looking for swingers and foot fetishists.
    His local branch has described him as ” an ideal candidate”.

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    Anonymous says:

    Who knew at the BBC?

  83. 83
    Jeremey Sportscar says:

    Len McCluskey will ONLY fund Labour if Miliband does what he says.

    Wow!. Not even hiding it anymore.
    was just on LBC but cant see a link anywhere.

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    Loony Watch says:

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Beware of square plates.

    That is all.

    Oh! OK:

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    JH462323141245 says:

    Such a debate, broadcast online, would be free of the rules on balance which broadcasters such as the BBC, ITV and Sky have to follow

    What, where the coverage is carefully balanced between the far and centre left?

  87. 87
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Mr Geobbles, Haaaaaa!, any relation?, to Farage: you are a chicken and cockroach, but have you got anything constructive say?.

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    G K Chesterton says:

    Looks like my Hidden People are finally waking up.

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    The Great Lord Mandlescum of Boy in the County of Pants says:

    I would!

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    táxpáyér says:

    + Is underpants boy a lib-dum?

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    Liebour says:

    I got a Labour leaflet. On the front it said “Liebour will deal with the costh of liviing
    cwisith”. Can’t tell you any more that as it went straight into the bin.

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    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    You are not allowed to see this content here!

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    táxpáyér says:

    Not sure what being rich has to do with mis-claiming for non-work related expenses.

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    The Great Lord Mandlescum of Boy in the County of Pants says:

    Sorry forgot to say, I spend so much time in Russia or on luxury yachts or both, I need a postal vote.

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    Chris Huhne says:

    I gave my wife a social disease I got from fucking men in the arse and then I left her for a lesbian. I am thus disappointed I didn’t make the list.

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    táxpáyér says:

    How embarrassing (for the porn director).

    I wonder could he get a 18 certificate if they showed anything as indecent as your average Lib-Dum MP gets up to?

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    To be fair, a lot of them have reported it; 40 years afterwards!

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    Roger"I'm so sexy it hurts" Helmer says:

    Bulgarians and Romanians are pretending to be Irish, claims Farage

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    surlyscot says:

    LimpDems = oxymoron for PERVY GREEN TALIBAN – they’re all weird,
    solution? vote for the nastiest dirtiest party – plenty of choice, ANYBODY but this shitty crowd of psychos

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    finest crystal says:

    start giving.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    What sauce!

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    Soap Dodgers says:

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    I think Laws prefers ‘taking’.

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    i am "drink me" says:

    now pour some milk in a perfectly spherical .
    with a solid base.
    :left hand:lift

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    I want to start a whip-round.

    If we save up about £1,000 between us, we can buy a telephone box.

    After the next election, we can put all the LibDem MPs in it, tether it to a crane and lower it into the Serpentine.

    Better still, into the Thames. Even better, the Arctic Ocean.

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    Nonentity Clegg says:

    As Nick is prone to say in his MacDonald’s role, I’ll always give you lies with that.

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    i am "drink me" says:

    i am condemnation.
    why condemn
    only way out is to give.
    condemnation free is the new era

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    Tachybaptus says:

    If square plates are all you have to worry about, you are fortunate indeed.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT? Decent people swim in the Serpentine!

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    Fatty Pang and His Four Pensions says:

    Jeremy Thorpe – arranged contract killing of the dog Rinka owned by his pillow N Scott

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    A 'comedian' says:

    There is a LibDem candidate standing in Walthamstow about whom there are persistent rumours of homosexual predelictions for young boys. Nothing ever gets in the press, however.

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    thostids says:

    Where are the records of payments to Blair for his “expenses” if his claims for such have been “mislaid”?

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    A 'comedian' says:

    While Moldovans pretend to be Romanian.

  114. 114
    Burt Reynolds says:

    Banjo Boy out of Deliverance?

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    ffranc says:

    Nothing on our hard-working MEPs, I notice.

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    Abdul the envelope stuffer in Lahore says:

    You have already voted, Sahib. Several times.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    The Butterfly that Stamped

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    Canalman says:

    Think of the shipping costs. It would be better to weld the door shut, and fill the box full of water.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Were it their MEPs in eight days time, you would have no cause for offence…

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    Yeeeee Haaaaw says:

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Water? How about horse piss?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Don’t you really wanna be sure?

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    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    just asking like, so was that a greenhouse full of phallic looking cacti ?

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    thostids says:

    Didn’t Boothby also give Mrs Macmillan a good seeing to?

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    And mussos pretend to be Greek.

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Oh dear.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

  127. 127
    President Cheery B. Mahmood says:

    On the radio was reported at the opening of the winter olympics that the boss of Russian navy and boss of Chinese navy went off for a talk for an hour.

  128. 128
    Britannia says:

    Only a week to go. Let’s kick them in the ballots.

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    One who knows says:

    ‘shredded’ dear – SHREDDED!!!!

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Tory donors defect to?


    Sorry Rupe! (Always time to change your mind!)

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    Remember says:

    Remember – before you dis the LimpDimPrats . . that a previous “PM” (sic) was often heard to say


    He knew quality when he saw it / felt it / . . . . .?

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    give £3/month for ummm...Cheers easy... says:

    So while the liblabcon and msm label all of us UKIP supporters racist. ..
    I’ve yet to see them label every LimpDum MPs sex pests perverts and rapists… why ever not the evidence is rather overwhelming!

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    Gideon George Osborne says:

    Fact 1 26 ONCE BUSTLING American Cities are now BANKRUPT for the first time in U.S. History
    Fact 2 Germany, Switzerland and Denmark are in the process of pulling ALL of their gold OUT of the United States
    Fact 3 Warren Buffet, John Paulson and numerous other billionaires are now dumping U.S. stocks as fast as they can sell them
    Fact 4 Russia, China and Brazil are moving quickly towards creating a new central bank with one purpose: to REPLACE the U.S. dollar…

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    stun () says:

    It is highly possible that they are so far down the evolutionary scale that they still have gills.

  135. 135
    Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge says:

    I want to suck your cock.

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    MSM EU Election Campaign Top Story for Tomorrow says:

    UKIP Councillor’s Cat Scratched an Immigrant’s Dog (in 1995)

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    Vote for Nick says:

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    The Faecal Finger of Fate . . smears says:

    . . and having smeared, moves on
    And draws upon the lavvy wall one
    Word that, brief, short
    Bereft of life – yet its
    Ordure commands attention, – saying

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    Cinna says:

    They’ll all be asking Google to remove their “history”.

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    Henry V says:

    If neither Tory or Labour get a majority they will be in power again come 2015. If voter apathy continues on its current trend the Lib Dums will always be in power as the junior partner of a coalition. Not bad for a party whose active membership is equal to about 1 in 1500 of the population. Not that is a minority.

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    Libidinous Demagogues says:

    Twink Oaten? Paddy Pantsdown, Charlie “hic” Kennedy, the list goes on…

    Will the LibDems be telling us that UKIP are the party of freaks and weirdos?

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    Howdy do dere honey says:

    It’s looking like “Black Friday” tomorrow in the city.

    Dow Jones 16401.76
    -212.21 -1.28%

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    Mark Oaten says:

    What else do I have to do to get on the list?

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

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    shahla says:

    bad shah.:shahofI RAN

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Yay! Excellent argument from Dave (if you turn it on it’s head.)

    Hey! Stinking smelly Scotch! Are you sober enough to listen?

    Well fuck you you homosexual c*nts! You fried Mars Bars eaters. You haggis bashing wallies!

    Dave has said “Don’t vote yes to get rid of the Tories.”

    I say “Vote yes to get rid of the Tories! For ever! Dae ye ken?”

    That Alex Salmond! He is fucking mustard, mate! The dog’s bollocks! Your money’s safe with him. Go for it! You may never get another chance!

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    Anagram time says:

    LibDems = BDSM lie

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Maybe it wont get in the national press but you’ve alerted me to it.My sister lives in Walthamstow and I am about to enlighten her. Thank you no.111.

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    Bosun Higgs says:

    If Clegg likes to abuse gnarled, prickly old vegetables, Vince had better beware.

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    Why should OUTEN have don’t go there after his name he paid rent boys to shit in his face SPELL IT OUT ,don’t be coy .

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    still walking into darkness says:

    how involved with the lib dems was Rolf?, if I were the prosecution I’d be following that up

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    Bosun Higgs says:

    Gladstone would go with a prostitute and afterwards whip himself as a penance.

    Lloyd George liked a bit of posh and would shag anything in a tiara.

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    Al Capone's Psittacoidea says:

    OK. Vote UKIP.

    Or the budgie gets it…

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    Peter Brock.
    Poppy Cock!

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    Pleaser vote YES you scrounging neds we are only to anxious to get shot of you it will save you millions you can all become rich overnight IT’S SCOTLANDS OIL

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    Realist says:

    Once you fill it with LibDems, it is full of shite; why waste water diluting shite?

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    which is it? says:

    Well Clegg claimed he didn’t know about Cyril Smith.

    Plenty of ordinary people not involved in politics or the media
    had their suspicions about Smith.
    Either Clegg is stupid or a liar.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    and Russians and Belorussians pretend to be Polish.

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    Anonymous says:

    But we English don’t want this.

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    Big Norm says:

    Never mind all that rubbish. Today’s Guardian reveals that Hunter Biden, the son of the VP of the USA, has business interests in the Ukraine energy industry. Anybody smell a rat?

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    Anonymous says:

    This the equality you want Sadiq Khan ??

    A Sudanese court has sentenced a heavily pregnant woman to death after she left Islam and married a Christian man.

    The religion of peace, dont you just love it.

  163. 163
    Al Capone's Psittacoidea says:

    ((((((((((((((Until the Shetlands declare UDI!))))))))))))))


  164. 164
    yuk says:

    Do you mind.
    I’ve just had my dinner.

  165. 165
    Pete Woodley fan says:

    Fluoride 235 warning!

  166. 166
    use the same quarter says:

    one helping of salmon (freshpink).
    3. bean salad present. quatered on a quater plate.
    spponed or quatered. second helping a must. fruit bread below cherry.
    cherry toma.
    anyhow berry raisin on side. tomorrow we will told that m&s bags “forlifehave feelings.

  167. 167
    we have a right to know says:

    Exactly how much does the BBC receive from the EU every year?

  168. 168
    still walking into darkness says:

    Great point, only seeing UKIP posters in the home counties, but in places where I’ve seen them I’ve see about a dozen big posters be replaced by SKY+ adverts, funny that

    Not seen a single Vote Tory poster, and this is their absolute heartland

    I’ve seen a couple of wanky little vote tory banners pop on websites

  169. 169
    non taxable pikey says:

    Yeah, let’s have Sharia Law in the UK.

    Better still, let’s kick out the Sudanese Embassy and every Sudanese Moslem in the UK.

    Fucking Animals!

  170. 170
    Freddie Starr says:

    Which one ate my hamster?

  171. 171
    political party activists says:

    LibDem activists say one thing to a labour leaning voter, a different thing to a tory leaning voter. They are inconsistent.

    The list should include All LibDem Party members who do leg work.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    Can someone explain why the EU has given Google so much power?

    They have now told everyone with a secret to hide, to tell Google the details.

    So now Google will hold the largest database of blackmail material in the world.

    No one is safe with Google, they are a corrupt organization. It is the governments that should be controlling them.

  173. 173
    I says:

    We were due for a correction.

  174. 174
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Today I’m going to Scotland. Or as we call it, Fracking Zone 1.

  175. 175
    Heroic freedom fighter ...cough says:

    Any leftards screaming its all about gas, like they took to the streets about Iraq and oil about?

  176. 176
    non taxable pikey says:


  177. 177
    Scott of the Arse Antics. says:


  178. 178
    Macky Dee says:

    #CallClegg #LBC Would you like lies with that?— Gob Phlegm (@GobPhlegm) May 15, 2014

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    UKIP4ME says:

    And the UK handing over millions in foreign aid into the bargain, it makes you want to sentence our rulers to death. And not a squeak of protest from our so called foreign secretary busy supporting other islamists in Syria murdering their way through Christians.

  180. 180
    Howdy do dere honey says:

    No, you are a pro-Islamist Stalinist.

  181. 181
    More Orwellian Lies says:

    Brtiain-hating lying arsonist Dutchman lectures public on patriotism in bid to betray us all to his pension provider

  182. 182
    broderick crawford says:

    Yeah we left Laws off cozhe s a minister again . Absolution granted . Slate wiped clean . No penalty points on his record . Statute of limitations applies.

    Kapish now , or do we have to send Vinnie s head round to occuppy the bottom of your bed !

  183. 183
    UKIP4ME says:

    This is a classic islamist tactic, they bully their way into government demanding special treatment which they then use exclusively to further their own agenda and benefit their own people. Classic hostile colonist tactics used again and again wherever these hostile colonists cast their eyes, once in position of power they then demand ever more privilege and power until they have the whip hand and then God help the non believer.

  184. 184
    The Tower of London says:

    William Hague should be hanged, drawn and quartered.

  185. 185
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    They could have at least printed it on Andrex, then that’s two sheets off the cost of living crisis.

  186. 186
    Scott of the Arse Antics. says:

    Boothby did, versatile old Boothby.

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

  188. 188
    Kim Jong-un says:

    Nah you’re a sock puppet of EYBW…he’s doing it instead of the “like this” crap.

  189. 189
    Old Rochdalian. says:

    Smith’s activities were well known in political circles in the 70’s.

  190. 190
    I says:

    The stock market has risen for months but productivity, efficiency, profits and dividends haven’t justfied that rise. I appreciate that what with QE and low interest rates there is a lot of cash about but shares really are over-priced.

  191. 191
    White rabbit says:

    Thought Clegg sounded unhinged today chatting about UKIP with his pal, John Piennar.
    The irrational contortions of abuse including..Racist, bigot, prejudiced, unbalanced etc. etc. Poor Clegg. He’ll never get over that beating of a few weeks back.

  192. 192
    strange t says:

    strange thh:s
    strange this:
    is the size of my ear ring durectly responsible for/to my hulahoop.

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    English says:

    There’s a part of the BBC that can be usefully shut down. No reason why the British taxpayer should pay for that.

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    Clegg wouldn’t know what patriotism was if it ran up his leg and bit him on his lady-balls.

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  196. 196

    So has Oaten

  197. 197
    ciconia says:

    yeah yeah,
    but as a parish councillor for many years I despise the libdems because of their constant claiming credit for every bit of good anyone in the community does.
    And,…. they can’t even be bothered to perforate their election flyers!

  198. 198
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:


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    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    Just like the vile scumbags in the Lords disrespecting dead service people. they should seal off the House of Lords and pump gas in to get rid of them all.

  201. 201
    Mark Oaten says:

    This is a load of shit.

  202. 202
    The Public says:

    Labour do the same. it’s really annoying.

  203. 203
    F'ing ready for it..... says:

    One day we’ll have the chance to really put the foot on the throat of these deceptive cultural Marxists, and their pro mooslim anti white, anti male, anti British views.

    Out of chaos comes order.

  204. 204
    Toxic Tories for Landowning Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Expenses Fraudsters, Traitors, Peedos, & says:

    So the bastards can find £30 million to send to Syria, but here at home the country’s skint so people have to endure the Bedroom Tax (except in Scotland).

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    strange t says:

    give money to this.
    give money to those who ask.

  207. 207
    donny lad red ed says:

    Too true, the rich haven’t got a monopoly on fuckwittery

  208. 208
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    here’s one from sortof earlierish

    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:
    May 15, 2014 at 7:27 pm
    i refer to the strapline of this blog and irony
    Are there numerous politicals and business types and legals – ignoring (the Fireworks issue) bi-lateral treaties / agreements which coupled with employee rights do in fact protect employees on both side of the pond?
    It seems as if the area / arena of bi-lateral treaties / agreements is being ‘not looked at’ for some strange reason
    And of course there is that other cancerous issue of them Zero / annualised hours thingies.
    Like this

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    The Public says:

    Everyone’s at it.

    Though a massive majority of Mirror readers say they will be voting UKIP

  211. 211
    darwin says:

    To be fair, the kids at Google are way smarter than even your above average politician. Go figure.

  212. 212
    Ockham's Razor says:

    She wasn’t exactly what a modern gent might call “a looker”.

  213. 213
    táxpáyér says:


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    UK emigration services, Eastern Europe, South Asia section says:

    Have spent an enjoyable day in Southport, not sat outside there for a few months. Interesting volume of Roma wandering about, no sign of anyone working unless it was the clothes rails in the cheap shops.

    Ugliest people imaginable, easy to spot.

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    táxpáyér says:

    If it is, then New Darien might be solvent a while longer than expected.

  217. 217
    Pete Woodley fan says:


    That many? :-)

  218. 218
    táxpáyér says:

    Damning with faint praise.

  219. 219
    cartificare says:

    certificate of authenticity: producer authentic. certifier
    nigerian certificates a plenty. hence goodluckjonathan who certifies the certifier care not.
    8 days in singaepore for 299.
    cheap. morning dew is no sweat. just ask the dew

  220. 220
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    I need to catch up – am not ignoring your question about liberal arts college’s either from yesterday :-)

  221. 221
    UK emigration services, Eastern Europe, South Asia section says:

    Personally waiting months for an eye hospital appointment, going way over the due time, but it’s the not the cuts or overpopulation, still it was nice to have vision for a time.

    Any dosh sent to tur’key yet? The fuckas are rioting I see, in the Sud’an a pregnant woman awaits the death sentence being carried out for marrying a non mooz but not till the kid is two so that was kind of the judge, ffilthy food shops of the mooz take away variety rat ridden shitholes with nice inspectors who shoud SHUT the fucks down for ever.

  222. 222
    The Guardian says:

    “We must help the disabled people facing imprisonment at home
    The government is scrapping the independent living fund even though its own research shows the terrible impact it will have”

  223. 223
    Ockham's Razor says:



    Fat C*unt.

  224. 224
    táxpáyér says:

    There’s a part of the BBC that can be usefully shut down

    That part being 100% of the bbc.

  225. 225
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Thx. I knew.

  226. 226
    Question Time says:

    Paddy Pantsdown, Caroline Flint and Esther McVey on tonight’s Question Time.

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

  228. 228
    táxpáyér says:

  229. 229
    I will help Lib Dems says:

    Any spare seats for me:

  230. 230
    Pickled Wixard says:

    By using the shiny stuff, I was able to scrape my dogs shit off the road and into the obligatory bag, so I would encourage Ed <illitwat to keep spending the overdraft on quality stuff

  231. 231
    Anonymous says:

  232. 232
    cartificare says:

    those who saw, it is interesting said “have to pay the price” “either for the burial” or ” should clear the dews” and then they would be rewared by the aatma of those who dare to depart

  233. 233
    Quod erat Vulpit Jupiter et in Arcadia Ego says:

    The Labour Party is the PEDO PARTY

    My alter ego has been banned from the Telegraph Website for exposing the scumbots governing the UK

  234. 234
    táxpáyér says:


  235. 235
    Double chinless wonder says:


    Who would not want to have her?

    OK Everyone.

  236. 236
    cartificare says:

    who is a who who wants your ear.
    the corner of a coroner is quietwho asked thecorner to tear the “thebag. bags 4life,ladt “2seconds

  237. 237
    Abdul the Envelope Stuffer in Lahore says:

    This is being the famous British locking of the horse’s door, no?

  238. 238
    Grace Slick says:

    You horrible unkind person.

    What a terrible thing to say.

    She can’t help the fact that she looks like a fucking turkey.

  239. 239
    táxpáyér says:

    “Lib-Dems to disappear from history” =GOOD NEWS

  240. 240
    John Bellingham says:

    Don’t forget the Liberal Horatio William Bottomley.

  241. 241
    Abdul the Envelope Stuffer in Lahore says:

    Congratulations. Not that this matters.

  242. 242
    UK emigration services, Eastern Europe, South Asia section says:

    Ukip candidate lambasts Islam as ‘totalitarian ideology’
    Email emerges in which Brent Ukip candidate Heino Vockrodt says Islam is against everything modern Britain stands for. Guardian.

    Twats refused planning consent go ahead anyway. Recreating Hel mand in Bre nt. No enforcement as would be seen as racisst. Tough. Explain that to people forced to demolish houses due to some minor infringement.

    Fuckin Afghanns can go all go back no can’t they?

  243. 243
    UKIP 70% Poll says:

    Who will you be voting for at the next election?

    Mirror Voters online Poll:
    Conservatives – 3%
    Labour – 20%
    Liberal Democrats – 2%
    Ukip – 70%
    Other – 6%

    Follow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook

  244. 244
    Jack Ketch says:

    What about the graveyards?

  245. 245
    Mr Poo says:

    Sorry just slipped out

  246. 246
    JH29327573322534 says:

    Maybe they would like to check when they start getting 50 postal votes from a bedsit too?

  247. 247
    Jack Ketch says:

    The BBC/Sky/Ch4/ITN/ Press cabal will publicise the statement, but not the background, just as they have quoted selectively in other cases.

  248. 248
    BBC red bottom says:

    Question Time coming up everyone!

    go on twitter at #BBCQT and say you hate Racist UKIP.
    And might as well say you hate racist SNP as well.

    Everyone we don’t like is a racist.

  249. 249
    The Austro-Hungarian Empire says:

    What does south Asia mean?

    The Philippines? Singapore? Taiwan ?

  250. 250
    cartificare says:

    twister: a House is a room. with lots of walls.
    secreations: what secreations so says the wall.

  251. 251
    UK love Ab Dull says:

    Please kindly to Ab Dull, he no very brite but good post vote manager. He no want Old Bill scurrying around blacky boxes. Ab Dull can say blackly, no whitey persons as we call yu raccccccccciiiiiiissssssssstttttttttttttt.

  252. 252
    UK love Ab Dull says:

    Pleasing …..belov p stan and bangle dash and afgun

  253. 253
    anagram time says:

    la la la: “gulp” says the budgie.

  254. 254
    Londoner says:

    A candidate named None of the Above, (formally known as Adam Osen) is standing in Chingford Green. As his surname is listed as ‘Above’, he appears at the top of the ballot paper. He is predicting a ‘significant shift in the political landscape’.

  255. 255
    Anonymous says:

    David Cameron – Nick Clegg = 0

    Ed Miliband x David Cameron = David Miliband

    Alex Salmond³ – Scotland = Nigel Farage

    Tuition Fees + (Nick Clegg x Pledge) = Tuition Fees²

    Nick Clegg + Pledge = Pledge x 0

    √ Nigel Farage = Enoch Powell

    Tory Party ÷ Europe = Ed Miliband + Nr 10

    Nigel Farage – Public School = Nick Griffin

    Lib Dems – Nick Clegg ≥ Lib Dems + Nick Clegg

    Nigel Farage – EU = 0

    IDS ± Frog = Cock³

    NHS x (David Cameron + Nick Clegg) = NHS x 0

    Bankers + (Bonus³) = Recession³

    Boris – Hair = Ken + (London Mayor x 2)

    Chris Grayling = C*nt x ∞

  256. 256
    Tristram's Tribe says:

    Earn good money working from home!

    Cash in hand, so you can still claim your bennies and make a little extra on the side.
    Just call us at Labour HQ now and we’ll drop 5,000 postal votes to your spare bedroom. All you need do is sign, stuff into the envelopes provided , and wait for our courier to collect.
    They are all pre crossed for labour, so its a simple as a lick and stick!

    And we’ll give you a £100.

    So text now to

    {no kippers}

  257. 257
    Jimmy says:

    poverty+death+homelessness+repression = tory wet dream

  258. 258
    Alex says:

    Tory Party ( Banks + CBI ) = Fraud
    Fraud ( Banks + CBI ) = Wealth
    Wealth ( Banks + CBI ) = Poverty
    Poverty ( DWP + You ) = Slavery
    Slavery ( DWP + You ) = Revolution

  259. 259 says:

    Cheers, busy week, forgot it was Thursday.
    Who’s on the last Question Time before deciding if Socialist EU or Socialist Con/Lab/libs control our lives ?

  260. 260
    And In Other News: says:

    Not lovin’ it: Fast food workers bite back with worldwide May 15 strike

    “The global day of protest comes on the same day McDonald’s employees in California, Michigan, and New York filed class-action lawsuits against the hamburger chain – which serves an estimated 68 million customers daily in 119 countries – alleging the company is making employees work off the clock, refusing to pay overtime and even charging employees to have their uniforms cleaned”. RT

  261. 261
    Thrill Seeker says:

    Ripping Yarn on BBC4

  262. 262
    Ex-MP asks Google for 'right to be forgotten' says:

    A British former MP seeking re-election is among more than 1,000 people who have asked Google to remove links to unfavourable online stories about them in the wake of a European Court ruling just three days ago, the Telegraph can reveal.

  263. 263
    nice cup of tea says:

    Don’t think I’ll bother thanks.
    I watched for over 20 years but nowadays
    I know exactly what will happen without
    wasting my time.

  264. 264
    LibDamn says:

    You’re leaving out all of these Labour losers:- Tessa Jowell, Peter Hain, Eric Joyce, Stephen Byers, Patricia Hewitt, Geoff Hoon, Richard Caborn, Adam Ingram, Margaret Moran, the Labour25 list of convicted perverts…
    A blinkered view of politics!

  265. 265
    but says:

    Surely someone clever could find a way to circumvent this?

  266. 266
    Say what you will says:

    Time the UN sent in monitors to watch the voting, this is a third world country and we need the worlds protection from our politicians.

  267. 267
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Adolf Hitler
    Pol Pot
    Joseph Stalin
    Vlad Dracula,

  268. 268
    Gary Glitter says:

  269. 269
    anagram time says:

    anklet says: who rang the bell.
    train said: o to the u
    train said: o to the power of u ate my ear
    english say we.l says favourite me.
    french in favouri.
    potpouri is वीवी

  270. 270
    String Vest says:

    Harriet Harman’s age at next birthday ÷ 4 = Age of Consent.

  271. 271
    The EEC says:

    The common Market seems to be getting too big for its boots and forgetting that it is supposed to be just a free trade zone.

  272. 272
    jgm2 says:

    I told you Gordon Brown would still seek re-election.

    65K a year plus free parking at Heathrow (and all UK airports) is well worth two or three visits to London a year.

  273. 273
    jgm2 says:

    Simplest way to circumvent it will be to search from rather than or

    Or search from Yahoo or……

  274. 274 says:

    Nice to hear the Polish PM say that Nigel is a noisy cockerel on top of a pile of stinking …….
    We’ve cleared his country of drunkards and misfits so a nice big thank you would suffice.

  275. 275
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Hang the bastards!

  276. 276
    String Vest says:

    I wonder how many MP’s declare that perk (free parking at airports).
    A few years ago I checked the online submission of interests of MEP’s who were getting that perk at the time (don’t know if they still get it now, but they did then) and only a little over half were declaring it at the time.

  277. 277
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    You ain’t seen me, right?

  278. 278
    Joan Ryan says:

    Is it ME, Joan Ryan?

  279. 279
    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t recall making that application

  280. 280
    Google blog block says:

    And under the new EU legislation all these Libdem wastrels have the right for their sins to be forgotten

  281. 281
    Dung says:

    That poll is excellent. UKIP have dropped a point, down to 69%. Labour will shortly claim this as a victory, no doubt.

  282. 282
    Libdem MP-give us some cash for your 'free' school meals says:

    I fought the Law and the Law won…

  283. 283
    The Field says:

  284. 284
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Gladstone. Fallen Tory. How did I miss him?

    A sophistical rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity, and gifted with an egotistical imagination that can at all times command an interminable and inconsistent series of arguments to malign an opponent and to glorify himself.


    He has not a single redeeming defect.

    Both from the incomparable Benjamin Disraeli.


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    Silly old git who thinks that stalling/appearing to contemplate makes him more convincing says:

    Better than the usual ‘in-house’ rabid left plants. The only relief from this turd is that he only gets 1 vote. Thank fuck for democracy.

  286. 286
    Dung says:

    Labour + Number 10 = Economic collapse + National embarrassment + NHS death camps+ illegal wars + zombie apocalypse

    Ed Milliband + 0 = Useless C’unt

  287. 287
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    wendy's at wendover d says:

    homeless: crisis: mngr.
    bend over , be dover, dover street at wehndover, wen dover, handwring wren dover. fucking docer street market.
    is when dover a porn star

  289. 289
    Smartphone App that can tell when you're lying says:

    Guess what? When I’m invented you’d best build some more Jails.

  290. 290
    Ockham's Razor says:

    My thanks to you too.

    Horatio Bottomley, swindler, Liberal and one-time MP for Hackney South where only 80% of the electorate turned out to vote for him*. Clearly they had not mastered the postal vote at that time or it would have been at least double this.

    “Corruption” should have been his middle name.

    * I should point out that he had stood as an Independent, as even he had become too corrupt for the Liberal Party. You can say no less than that of any man…

  291. 291
    Anonymous says:

    NHS x Labour = auschwitz

  292. 292
    Anonymous says:

    35% + Miliwonk = 30%

  293. 293
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Another Libdem pedo?

  294. 294
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i could have gone on … so it wasn’t too long on content. Otherwise you’d have done a Zzzzzzzzzzzzz but thanks anyway.

  295. 295
    BBC-everything we do is 'above board', just like the Titanic says:

    Try this link. The fact that they have to ‘Admit’ to receiving funds from them says a lot…

  296. 296
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    To whom it may concern – EYBW – doesn’t do twatter or facelessbook – never has never will.

  297. 297
    jgm2 says:

    Doesn’t do Chemistry either.

  298. 298
    Axe is a magnificent cunt says:

    Well they’ll all have a new home with me and my mate Mil.

  299. 299
    the wandering ϳew says:

    Does do grandiose conspiracy fantasies, inflated self-regard, long and pointless rants.

  300. 300
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The LibLabConGreen traitors are cowering like shivering slavering dogs in their establishment bunker, just like Hitler in 1945, as the might of the peoples purple army storms to victory :-)

    All together now:

    Purple is the colour
    Sovereignty is the aim
    We are the greatest
    UKIP is our name

  301. 301
    Axe is a magnificent cunt says:

    Not if I have anything to say about it.

  302. 302
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

  303. 303
    Axe is a magnificent cunt says:

    Like I did with Barry’s birth certificate, medical records, university transcripts, passport, financial aid application and any other trace of his existence?

  304. 304
    Anonymous says:

    Snot of the Arse-Antic

  305. 305
    Mr Logic says:

    a) Is Islam an ideology? Yes
    b) Is it totalitarian? Yes

  306. 306
    Vince Cable says:

    Everyone has the right to forget.

  307. 307
    Mr Logic says:

    Is the msm in anti-UKIP overdrive? Yes

    Will UKIP cream the msm political parties? Yes

  308. 308
    Anonymous says:

    What, as fertilizer?

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    That is old, old news.

    Keep up (you obviously rely on Guardian or Guido).

    Follow Drudge, at least as a start. Then build up a wider readership, to keep up.

  310. 310
    Alice says:

    Just as Nigel starts speaking on This Week the BBC transmission fails only to be restored just after he finishes. Too much of a coincidence? More dirty BBC anti-UKIP tricks?

  311. 311
    The Public says:

    The Guardian carries on with the msm’s same old same old

    Only a week more of this shit and they will wake up wondering what they are going to do to win back the public’s trust.

  312. 312
    Tachybaptus says:

    If the Guardian woke up, it would cease to exist.

  313. 313
    Fuck's Sake says:

    BBC Urdu?

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    The vast majority says:

    If the Lib Dems are a party of perverts, surely H@rriet H@rman, J@ck Dr0mey and P@tricia H3wart would be honoury members ?

  315. 315
    The vast majority says:

    Cameron is stupid, and a liar.

  316. 316
    cheche says:

    They used to play this trick on Michael Howard

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    The vast majority says:

    We’ve all had enough of the LibDems sanctimonious thinly veiled socialist wining.

    It’s all a bit fcuking rich when they’re polling less than half what UKIP are in the GE.

    Where’s you’re ideological proportional representation voting now Clegg ?

  318. 318
    A nonny mous says:

    Was speaking to a load of farmers today, mostly ex Tory voters, they all said voting UKIP and to hell with Cameron, they won’t be voting for him in the EU elections or the GE, it makes no difference, time for change and Cameron not Man enough for the job.

    Being a London man was quite refreshing to hear their plain speaking.

  319. 319
    A nonny mous says:

    The LibDems will be lucky to keep their deposits in the vast majority of seats.

    UKIP on the other hand… Doing very nicely.

  320. 320
    Anonymous says:

    And Cameron pretends to be a Conservative.

  321. 321
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone else noticed how The Express has fallen into line with UKIP smearing like the rest of the MSM now that Patrick O’Flynn has left ?

    This story could be right out of the Mail or Mirror. Repetition of nasty claim and shock horror, combined with dodgy photo of Nigel and the a couple more repetitions of the quote by some non entity. Classic smears.

    So how did they ‘get’ at the Express ?

  322. 322
    Anonymous says:

    If you pay your BBC licence, you pay for that.

    No justification at all.

    You want an Urdu website you subscribe to one.

    Meanwhile Cameron does nothing, except begging for votes to keep him in power.

    That man disgusts me.

  323. 323
    This is spontaneous, so don't stop me (even though you've not said nowt yet) says:

    I do like a very intellectual older gentleman getting-in on the act of actual debate. He’s not considered UKIP’s debate, he’s just, (with a little left-wing hug and giggles) just tried to personally assassinate Nigel. I would suggest the baldy, middle-aged, contrived cnut tries harder at his next meeting.

  324. 324
    B. Honest-Ffolkes says:

    Well not just the MSM, is it? It’s all sections of our political elite: MSM, political elite and entertainers.

    For clarification I am not a member of UKIP and dislike most of their policies.

    However I am appalled at the attempt of the political elite to stifle real political debate.

    A classic example was Daily Politics interviewing a [fill in the totalitarian description of your choice] representative of Britain First – clearly only so they could then associate UKIP with such racist and extremist opinion.

  325. 325

    Horatio Bottomley, the Edwardian MP (and notorious swindler), certainly had a quick wit.

    He once arrived at the home of Lord Cholmondeley:

    “Please tell Lord Cholmondeley that Mr Bottomley wishes to see him,” he instructed the butler, pronouncing the name as it’s spelt.
    “Lord Chumley, sir,” replied the butler. “The correct pronunciation is Chumley.”
    “Oh, all right,”said Bottomley, “Tell him that Mr. Bumley would like to see him.”

  326. 326
    Average 16 year old-Me no speaky Englich and stuff innit says:

    And you think that they’ve got problems…

  327. 327
    non taxable pikey says:

    Going by the overnight news from Brazil it’s time to dust off the plans for the London 2016 Olmpics.

  328. 328
    Lady Justice says:

    Am I what you’d call a looker ?

  329. 329
    Scylla says:

    BBC Urdu ? So last millenium !

  330. 330
    Al Zimmer says:

    Quite right.

    Who are you ? Have we met ?

  331. 331
    Austin Tash says:

    Islam is a religion of peace. This is why the judge gave her chance to renounce her Christian faith.

  332. 332
    nell says:


  333. 333
    nell says:

    “win back the public’s trust” ??? Too difficult a problem for them to address – militwit is still trying to work out what a policy is. cleggie is spending most of his time working out how much he will trough when they make him a commissioner in the eu post 2015 and cameron is coasting as he plays games on his ipod4 or whatever it is.


  334. 334
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Good Morning Campers

    People who hate hand gestures ! I salute you !

  335. 335
    Nigel Farage says:

    You ain’t seen me, right?

  336. 336
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    A message from the Tory Party.. Work Shy, Scroungers, Lay Abouts, you have priced yourselves out of a job, and have only yourselves to blame.

  337. 337
    Roger"I'm so sexy it hurts" Helmer says:

    What a virtuous and upstanding young man. We need more like him.

  338. 338
    albacore says:

    So, who gives a rat’s arse about LibDem perverts?
    Labour and Tories do the carnage where it hurts
    And they ain’t arf buggered up our democracy
    With malice aforethought, as bare-faced as could be

  339. 339
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    This web page has a redirect loop.

    Not a lot of people know that.

  340. 340
    Melissa Forthe-Orte says:

    You couldn’t make me up. :)

  341. 341
    The fat homunculine controller says:

    The blog office needs a passing loop.

  342. 342
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    Islam should be (milked, curdled, turned into a cheese, then) hanged drawn and quartered, (and served on) crackers.

  343. 343
    Slink away says:

    QT guests….if you are checking for comment on your appearance last night, don’t be too disappointed. No one watches unless its Farage or Starkey….the rest of you are all useless lying scum, and we go to bed instead.

  344. 344
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    she wasn’t islimey, she was raised an ethiopian orthodox christian by her mother, because her allegedly mucuslim father was out defiling the goats.

  345. 345
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HI TIM !!

  346. 346
    TV Observer says:

    Not really. If you look closely at your tv screen you will notice that most of them appear to w1gs and wuzzifuzzies from beyond our shores.

  347. 347
    Correcting fluid says:

    Libdems don’t wine – but they do indeed whine (incessantly)

  348. 348
    Correcting fluid says:

    At least that lad a real talent – which is more than can be said of 99% of the incumbents of the Westminster bubble

  349. 349
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    Independence for Zetland!

    …just when you thought you were running out of tax havens – if I was running or funding the “better together campaign”, agitating for Shetland independence from Scotland would be sensible, simply because you could use every single SNP argument against their attempts to fight it.

    Fuck it… why not independence for the Republic of Aberdeen?!

    It’s the wisest strategy… turn it from a in-out of the union question to a union v balkanisation question.

    is anyone listening? ;-p

  350. 350
    albacore says:

    Well, if you feel the need to improve your complexion
    With the greatest of speed, do break any connexion
    With the LibLabCons – and register that rejection
    By dumping the whole shebang, come next week’s election

  351. 351
    Major Cockstand says:

    Where do I sign up with Cleggy’s mob they seem just right for me.

  352. 352
    Correcting fluid says:

    Most of the things we export are destined for countries other than the EU zone. Just because everything gets trans-shipped at Rotterdam these days does not mean we are sending everything to the EU. Export statistics are among the most unreliable ever produced.

  353. 353
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    he’s a lie-o-sexual

  354. 354
    Major Cockstand says:

    Mark Oaten….he’s a pile of shit literally.

  355. 355
    Major Cockstand says:

    Last night’s QT was one of the worst ever………they should get rid of look at me I’m pretty…..pretty fucking useless Mcvey now .

  356. 356
    Peter Tapsell says:

    Lolly Pop ladies.

    They make me cross.

  357. 357
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    Every idea has its time… Islam’s was the 8th century AD.

  358. 358
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    With any luck, Labour’s wrecking of the economy, will be followed by the wrecking of their own finances… oh wait… they’re £12,000,000 in the red!

  359. 359
    Village Idiot says:


  360. 360
    disenfranchised says:

    Doubtful promise for a UK referendum that might be worded in such a way to pour water on any anti European hopes for needed concrete changes.

    An attempt now to buy Scottish support to maintain the status quo of the UK preventing it splitting up, to compound the confidence trick being attempted above.
    Dave is permanently in denial as to the realities of life.
    As are Clegg and Miliband.

    You are being governed by quislings, supported by the media.

    May I offer my condolances to the UK electorate.

  361. 361
    David Minibanana says:


  362. 362
    Correcting fluid says:

    …William Hague should be hanged, drawn and quartered….

    … but not necessarily in that order…

  363. 363
    Me says:

    She looks older than 20 to me.

  364. 364
    Max says:

    ….That was my finest hour!

  365. 365
    Correcting fluid says:

    Fucking great. Toilets “Motormouth” MCGuire must be shitting his pants hourly!

  366. 366
    Say what you will says:

    I think she won’t get back in again, she’s not liked, will never vote for Camorons Conservatives again and her, I will in 2015, go and deliver UKIP brochures around Wirral if it helps to get her out, Camoron was used to get Brown out,time for her and Camoron to go.

  367. 367
    Expat info services ltd says:

    You want a specialist to look at your eyes? Take a cheapie fare to Malaysia where in any private hospital you can see such in less than 36 hours. Appointment costs roughly a fiver for an examination and a bit more for any treatment.

    Can’t understand why you lot risk your sight (and lives) for the sake of a few quid on an air fare.

  368. 368
    Expat info services ltd says:

    The uk/us extradition treaty is one such example – and the USA N E V E R allows the extradition of any of its nationals.

  369. 369
    Say what you will says:

    Leave him alone, he has gone to Scotland to help the YES vote, his helpers haven’t got a clue sending him into the lions den.

  370. 370
    Number 10 Knobcheese says:

    Promises, promises – I love promises. This politics stuff is easy. Just talk an absolute load of bollocks and then instantly forget about it. It’s called PR and I learnt it at Oxford. Vote Dave.

  371. 371
    Banana Republic Split says:

    Is Sir John Chilcot still alive?

  372. 372
    Nick Clegg says:

    To remain in Europe is the patriotic thing to do!

  373. 373
    Say what you will says:

    It was noticed and vile thoughts were thought , but then it’s the bBBC with too many staff and fingers, always remember when Newsnight conveniently got some polling figures the wrong way round, between Liebour and Comorons Conservatives.

  374. 374
    George Galloway says:

    Remember the periods between sunrise and sunset? Those were the days.

  375. 375
    Timothy McVeigh was right all along says:

    I would still shag her though.

  376. 376
    Say what you will says:

    He may be, but his report has certainly been lost in the Palace of Westminster dream factory.

  377. 377
    A p@aedophile says:

    I’m seriously considering voting LibDem next week!

  378. 378
    Nosey Parker says:

    Always wondered about this – claims shredded but payments to from and to bank accounts will still exist – whilst we will never know the detail of the chicanery the actual amounts would still be of interest given the original house in his constituency would have, at least initially, had a smallish mortgage. Probably not the rental potential of Cameroons either.

  379. 379
    Say what you will says:

    Didn’t watch it, poor cast, no drama, no fights, same audience just from different shelves at the BBC storerooms, it’s sparkle over the years has turned into rust and is just a place to piss on after a boozy session at a mates house .

  380. 380
    Nigel Farage says:

    I am vulnerable.. please check your privilege before commenting anything even remotely negative to me. Thank you.

  381. 381
    Hippo Critter says:

    Where’s Esther bleating that she knew but despite her late hubby being a Beeb High Flyer was too scared to say anything at the time – please listen to me I’m relevant – I even started Childline to try and atone – look at me pleeeease

  382. 382
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Warmongering lying politicians like Bliar and Camercnut and Senior Officers walk free.

    Squaddies who are trained to kill and overstep the rules during the dirty business of war get prosecuted.


  383. 383
    Oink oink says:

    The party of Sarah Teather – who knew seals could walk and almost talk

  384. 384
    Casual Observer 2 says:


    Dave will fulfill your every desire all on his own. Bumsex, loads of immigrants and a fucking great Deficit.

    The t(u)rd is the perfect LibConner

  385. 385
    A p@aedophile says:

    PS… Request to Google – please wipe may slate clean (so to speak).


  386. 386
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Well, let’s just say that I prefer Lucas Cranach the Elder’s version than Diana Moore’s at Newark, NJ.

  387. 387
    She's a six pinter says:

    Small and rotund. Bounces up and down greasy Poles a treat.

  388. 388
    Anonymous says:

    Wot, no Oaten? You must be shitting me !

  389. 389
    Plastic Paddy says:

    Gerry was never a member of PIRA, he just rather liked that paramilitary chic and hanging out with those butch active types at funerals.

  390. 390
    Ramjamdangalangadingdong says:

    Religion of SUBMISSION – get it right in future

  391. 391
    Ramjamdangalangadingdong says:

    Interesting to note this is a MUSLIM court in a MUSLIM country – nothing to do with a few extreme “islamists” but state sanctioned and a true insight into the nature of the religion of submission. See also Monotheist Saudi, etc etc – not “islamist” just muslims with or without taquiyya

  392. 392
    Short Sighted Noob-Typing With Me Nose says:

    If you’ve got nothing to hide then you’ve got nothing to fear….

    On an afterthought, just who polices the police?

    Just another unaccountable Globalist Yank construct. Google it! You may find it informative….


  393. 393
    Scottish Cheese Maker-having it all his own whey says:

    Yeah, because there’s a line to be drawn when it comes to Democratic Accountability. I just wish I’d brought my ruler and not this ‘Free Hand’ crayon!

  394. 394
    Catherine Janeway says:

    Implement the ‘Omega Directive’.

  395. 395
    Necrophilliac Dating Agency-just where do they dig these people up from!? says:

    Everything is open to interpretation. Do I win a lolly?

  396. 396
    Innit BOT-covering my tracks because I've never been there says:

    I would do chemistry but I Dd Be BaArDe At SPoEuLuLnInGe and suchlike..

  397. 397
    Dumbo UKIPPER, chillin' out, having a Bud says:

    No one has any policies during these Euro Elections. If you think they do then please put them front and centre. I’m all ears…

  398. 398
    Guardian Oxbrige Buffoon-relying on cardigans and dusty old books says:

    I’m deep in thought. It’s a bit existentialist, but I’ll warp it to toe the Party Line soon enough…

    PS. Can I shout Racist now? Or is that later on?…Keep me ‘in the loop’. (preferably a hangman’s noose)

  399. 399
    I bought some tablets on the Internet and they're just kicking-in says:

    I was ‘UP’ all last night, this Canadian Pharmacy certainly knows what it’s doing..

  400. 400
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    E.g. The fox(y) has bolted back to the US from Italy.

  401. 401
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    fuck off hater

  402. 402
    a salami ham and bacon says:


  403. 403
    a salami ham and bacon says:




  404. 404
    a salami ham and bacon says:


    dirty bummers


  405. 405
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    I didn’t know he was in the Labour party.

  406. 406
    a salami ham and bacon says:

    30% + Harperson = 3%

  407. 407
    Brokerman says:

    BrokermanDaniel ‏@BrokermanDaniel
    Kate Middleton Naked Photographs. Future Queen of England. Hits for Tits!

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