May 14th, 2014

SPEAKER WATCH: Bercow Calls Fabbers a “Silly Man”


  1. 1
    I never thought I'd say this says:

    Bring back Speaker Martin, all is forgiven

  2. 2
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Be even better if he didn’t call Sillyband either.

  3. 3
    Havocman says:

    What a twat.

  4. 4
    A bitter man spending his excessive pension. says:

    Aye! You all thought I, Gorbals Mick, was the worst speaker in Parliamentary history.

    And yet, the very next one is far worse.

  5. 5
    Dan 'warden' Hodges says:

    To all labour supporters.
    I don’t want to say I told you so .. but … well…. I did tell you!
    I’ve been telling you since you toppled Tony!

    No one wants communism.

  6. 6
    The Speaker says:


  7. 7
    Observer says:

    Was Bercow wearing that tie as a dare?

  8. 8
    The solution says:

    Vote UKIP

  9. 9
    Fabricant's Hair says:

    Harsh but fair.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Never realised before how much he looks like Griff Rhys-Jones

  11. 11
    Bill Quango MP says:

    A Tie rack special offer ?

  12. 12
    Sally Barecow says:

    Whatever happened to me?

  13. 13
    Bog Paper says:

    Better than a Silly Little man :^)

  14. 14
    Sal's Alley says:

    I did!

    That’s why I have visitors – geddit?!

  15. 15
    Big Shane says:

    Bend ove Sal, it’s my turn

  16. 16
    Ed Miliband is a cunt says:

    You could tell it really stuck in Miliband’s gut to say he welcomed the fall in unemployment. He’s torn between wanting the economy to fail and wanting to look prime ministerial, and the result is he comes off just looking a pathetic, weedy little shit.

  17. 17
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    I think the female comedian on the Daily Politics Show was Mary Creagh. She said that Ed Miliband has charisma. I’m still rolling around on the floor. I hope my spleen is o.k., otherwise I might need a doctor.

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Fabbers is not a silly man, but he has got a very good sense of humour and does a good job for his constituents.

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    Ed Miliband is a cunt says:

    Is it bad that I wish Ed Balls would drop dead?

  20. 20
    Ed Miliband is a cunt says:

    Someone should tell Miliband to use some hair dye to get rid of what looks like a permanent cum stain on his hair.

  21. 21
    Leroy says:

    Oi! I was here first!

  22. 22
    Henry V says:

    Time to rotate High Court judges through the job to manage debates in the Commons. Make the office of Speaker an honorary one like a university chancellor. It might not stop bias but it would mitigate it greatly. Increasingly what goes on in the Commons is an irrelevance anyway if business isn’t decided by the EU the deals are done behind closed doors.

  23. 23
    Little John says:

    But I is so very important…

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Tattoo berates Andy Warhol.

  25. 25
    Bonkers says:

    If Fabbo was acting like that, but happened to be a woman, do we think the poison dwarf would say “Silly Woman”?

    I think not.

  26. 26
    Mary Craggy says:

    When you have to resort to the “everyone who’s met him thinks he’s great” line, you know there’s trouble.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    When/if we ever get the promised ability to recall MPs can it be arranged to ensure it applies to the Speaker? After all,he/she is only an MP.

  28. 28
    Capitalist Pig says:

    of course Labour want the economy to fail

  29. 29
    Tolstoy says:

    They are both twats.

    Vote UKIP

  30. 30
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Well Mr Speaker was put up in Buckingham by the Conservatives on a ‘Speaker’ ticket and the good people there had two alternatives, they took neither, and Mr Speaker was re-elected in 2010, so they knew what they were getting. Make your bed and lie in it, or call a confidence vote.

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    Abu Hamza says:

    And a mutilated twat at that.

  32. 32
    Mike Handycock says:


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    Reader says:

    You may think that. To me, who has admittedly not met him, he comes across as a bit of a bore. Each to their own.

  34. 34
    jgm2 says:

    I thought he sounded sarcastic when he said it.

  35. 35
    Everyone else says:


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    Charisma says:

    In his dreams

  37. 37
    jgm2 says:


    Ed Balls is one of the main two reasons Labour damaging Labour’s chances of election in 2015.

    I hope he lives for at least another 14 months.

  38. 38
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Perhaps he’s just a messy eater.

  39. 39
    Fishy says:

    Did you notice, that on every single occasion that the Tory spoke, she interrupted him.

    I think that this must be something that Labour losers have been trained to do. Mrs and Mrs Balls, Foghorn, Alexander (the Inconsequential), Leslie, Thorberry, Bryant, all of them do it.

    While Brillo will shut them up, lefty BBCers, like Maitless and C4 News types, like Snow actually encourage it with something like,’yes that’s an interesting point, go on (Tory) answer that’.

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    disgusted of tunbridge wells says:

    Quite obviously the poison dwarf isn’t getting his minute todger into Sals dual carriageway and he is becoming quite pre-menstrual.

  41. 41
    Chairman Mao says:

    They could embalm him and put him on display. The Greenwich Dome might be fitting. There would be long lines of grieving masses at all times I am sure.

  42. 42
    Maqb­oul says:

    That’s his tongue after another hard night drinking, er, shorts.

  43. 43
    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    And I didn’t want to say it bit I will.. I told you Dan would become insufferable.

  44. 44
    Maqb­oul says:

    Reader should not judge a book by its cover.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Did anyone see BBC news last night, story about prosecution in Egypt about girl who died after a FGM operation.

    2 things

    1. BBC said, in Egypt, that 85% of women have Been mutilated and cut…That’s in Egypt , what would it be in more extreme mussie countries….

    2. Even Egypt can prosecute its own for FGM, why is the UK government refusing to prosecute this crime in the UK…. Why is the Government acting as an Isl@mist genital mutilation apologist ? What are they scared of ?

  46. 46
    Diana Abbott says:


  47. 47
    Maqb­oul says:

    When they’re in opposition they want it to fail, but sadly, when they get in power they ensure it does.

  48. 48
    Big Shane says:

    That’s a very small penis you have there.

  49. 49
    Maqb­oul says:

    As opposed to three alternatives?

  50. 50
    M.Moran says:

    Worked for me Handy!

  51. 51
    Clear as day says:

    It’s obvious if your Christian and white, you are hated and you will always suffer the full force of the law.

    If your a mussie. Normal UK laws regarding FGM, animal welfare, welfare benefits, crime, murd3er of family members, child abuse of white girls, etc etc, do not apply.

    Vote Cameron for more of the above preferential treatment of muddied, who are effectively a no go area and above the normal laws that apply to the rest of the country

  52. 52
    Kim Jong-un says:

    I’d make a good speaker.

  53. 53
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Bercow might be a short arse, but standing on his expenses claims £££ he is at least ten feet tall.

  54. 54
    Beeg Ishoo says:

    Without poor people socialists have no purpose.They even ship in beggars from abroad to ensure they have a constant supply.

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    Clear as day says:

    pathetic, weedy little shit……

    That will be Millibands epitaph. They might add Marxist for accuracy.

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    Silly Bigcow says:

    I chose that tie are you saying I have no taste?

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    Clear as day says:

    I think you’ll find that’s his face or nose, which is poking out past the hair and that looks like a cum stain.

  58. 58
    Johnny Norfolk says:

    What a nasty rude little man he is. Not fit to be speaker.

  59. 59
    Sal E Bercow says:

    I find him strangely attractive.

  60. 60
    Johnny Major says:

    Just like PMs you think one is bad like Brown then a plonker like Cameron comes along.

  61. 61
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    I’m sure there’s plenty of room for the both of you. Please watch out though. I’m currently hanging out of her back door and don’t fancy slapping balls with you.

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    jgm2 says:

    More likely people lining up to make sure the c*unt is really dead.

  63. 63
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    It is a well-known smart-arseism to suggest that the ‘alter’ in alternative denotes and limits the choices to two, if that be your point. It does not. There were other candidates of course.

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    Perse O'Nalley says:

    I wonder if he’ll be Squeaker after the 2015 election. I think he’s really upset some people and they oust him. Then we’ll see how he survives on the benches.

  65. 65
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Yeah?, your no snow white.

  66. 66
    G A Henty says:

    He’s definitely not one of us, plenty of pluck, but no sense of well, fair play.

  67. 67
    Ockham's Razor says:

    The only post in the Palace of Westminster that Bercow is fit for is that of support member in the gent’s urinal.

  68. 68
    constituency trainbound says:

    thats a norm .. miliband has charisma … complete joke

  69. 69
    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    and such Dignity and Gravitas, Mr Speaker.

    Surely it ios time for Britain to leave the EU, please, pretty please!

  70. 70
    Chuka says:

    I am the only member of the opposition with real charisma. I will be the next leader, the heir to Obarmy. Yes we can!

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    Reader says:

    I was judging him by his behaviour in public. How else can anyone judge a public figure?

  72. 72
    jgm2 says:

    Naaaah. Still Brown as shittest PM ever by a country mile.

    Who knows, he (Brown) might have been okay if he hadn’t devoted his entire three years in power trying to covering up his previous ten year clusterfuck at the treasury.

    Oh, who are we kidding. For the same reason he was a clusterfuck chancellor he was a clusterfuck PM. Because he’s a clusterfuck.

  73. 73
    jimbo says:

    Guido now linking directly to cathy newman’s far left blog in the telegraph with a ukip smear.

    How many of us will point out that he is taking the murdoch shilling before comments are closed on this piece too i wonder?

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    Cute Puss says:

    Bring back Ann Widdicombe. Trouble is she is too clever for Cameron.

  75. 75
    Cheese in Ears says:

    Surprised you haven’t included gobalmighty, Morticia Flint.

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    jimbo says:

    Latest Opinium Poll for European Elections out just now has…

    Ukip 30% (+2)
    Labour 28% (+1)
    Unconservatives 22% (-1)
    Liberal Democrats 7% (-1)

    Funnily enough Guido doesn’t have a link up, but links to s story trying to suggest with dodgy stats that ukip’s support is falling.

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    ned ludd says:

    Charisma? She didn’t! That weedy twat? Bwahahaha!

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    thostids says:

    As an appointee of the Mad, one-eyed Scots wazerk, and left in place by Cameron as a sop to Labour in lieu of their possible participation in the anticipated Government of National Unity, that the public would not have worn ever again, it is hardly surprising that Bercow and his idiot bride are as Aliens on another Planet. Paying chimpanzees big money and perqs does not a Homo sapiens make.

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    Cinna says:

    Indeed he is. I never thought anybody could be worse than Mick.

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    DerrIn Brown sexually assaults vulnerable women backed up by the labour party says:

    Bercow is married to boggin skidmark!

  81. 81
    thostids says:

    No it wasn’t “charisma” she said about him; it was “chlamydia”.

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    Angry Rat says:

    Can,t understand why those put down by Squeaker don,t tell him to “Piss orf” and smack him in the mouth.

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    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    On this occasion my instinctive sympathy lies with Bercow. But being right doesn’t mean it should be said. After all, Bercow wouldn’t tolerate being called a sanctimonious dwarf. Would he?

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