May 12th, 2014

WATCH: Gary and Dave in Happier Times


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    Oh, really? says:

    Watch what, exactly?

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    Tossers Central says:

    Dubious standards from dave. Remove it, he can go and earn another one if he then wants or fuck off to an island somewhere.

  4. 4
    Oh, really? says:

    And there it is, as if by magic.

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    Labour are cunts says:

    Cameron hasn’t called for Barlow to return his OBE. In fact, he said this morning on ITV he shouldn’t. It’s the morally repugnant Margaret Hodges who’s calling for it. For the vile tax dodging c-unt to criticise someone else for tax avoidance is some serious brass neck.

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    Tossers Central Watch says:

    This character is typical of the real problem. Instead of chasing the small people for crumbs these three owed £50m before interest and penalties which are not apparently to be levied. No one should be paying IT under £20k pa, stop hounding people trying to scrape by.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Has Garrry ever condemned others for not paying tax?

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    Tossers Central Watch says:

    These characters are typical of the real problem. Instead of chasing the small people for crumbs these three owed £50m before add ones which are not apparently to be levied. No one should be paying IT under £20k pa, stop hounding people trying to scrape by.

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    Ah! in future says:

    All my comments will be strictly halal.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    As he said to his joiner when asked if cash was ok; ”You’ve absolutely nailed it”

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    Tossers Central Watch says:

    Look for tonight’s Panorama then, extremists insisting on their ‘right’ after chokee to be extremist.

    ‘Uman rite, innit.

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    Tax tax tax says:

    Dear Dave

    Please advise me of all meetings and communications you have had with these singers and their advisors in the last three years.

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    We are DEVO says:

    Why are the silhouettes of all posters identical? Are we not real?

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    Politicians praise?? says:

    This was held in the local branch of “Hypocrites ur us” was it?

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    An awkward bastard says:

    Why did the Soprano get a gong Mr Cameron ?

    He is obviously a nasty bit of work because he does not pay all his taxes until taken kicking and screaming to Court.

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    still walking into darkness says:

    when Margaret Hodge comes up it’s always worth pointing out her involvement in the Islington children’s care home scandal she’s responsible for, look it up, it’s incredible that she’s still in public life.
    By the way Cameron’s family benefit from the same tax avoidance scheme Jimmy Carr was famously using, and don’t forget to ask Miliband about the IHT avoidance programme he and his brother made use of.

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    tabblenabble03 says:

    I think the phrase in her case is “c h u t z p a h”.

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    Forward with guidance says:

    Hang about.

    What about all his chums, especially the little one from Copster Hill ?

    I suggest they be banned from the BBC and anyone playing any of their songs should be hung drawn and quartered.

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    HMRC says:

    We do not like Lost Prophets.

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    David Alexrod says:

    All of my comments are strictly kosher!

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    Dougie Alexander says:


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    david lloyds-bank says:

    of course he should keep his OBE – he paid good money for it

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    Ah! says:

    Perhaps we are about to see SC post OC

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    A Canadian in a flash suit says:

    Has he been interviewed under Police caution yet ?

    This is not Socialist France where the Head of State cannot be held to account for criminal acts.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    There is only you and I who post here.

    And I am not real.

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    Ah! click says:


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    long John Silver' s parrot says:

    I look nothing like that.

    I am a parrot.

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    not the Village Idiot at the moment says:

    …..I hate it…What are you doing with this previously ,brilliant blog?….”like this”, are the words I read after every post,and,i don,t like,…nor the photo space…Its lost it for me….just me!

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha says:

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    Hodge the Dodge says:

    Anyone who fucks with me will have a nasty accident with my car door.

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    I want to know says:

    Does Rufus Hound pay all his taxes?

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    The Growler says:

    YAWN! How boring for a Monday morning!

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    You do not know who I am says:

    Every man and his dog seems to have been interviewed down the Police Station these days so it would appear to be only a matter of time.

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    We are DEVO says:

    Probably the worst comment EVER.

    mod bot??????????????????????????????????

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    Ah! John Lennon says:

    “…nothing is real”

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    The Growler says:

    He doing his heir of B’Liar routine, B’Liar was always creeping around celebs, and doing the “look at me, look at me” stage managed routines.

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    JimmyDeCarr says:

    Barlow – little f**kwit

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    Ah! always... says:

    …follow the money. This is not a charity.

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    Tories-were-us says:

    The comment from the Portsmouth lass on twitter was bank-on.
    Barlow is a Tory C*nt.

    And cast iron Dave’s one of his friends on speed dial.

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    Sam Cameron says:

    two arse bandits.

    i only ‘married’ the k’weer because that Massive Attack guy thought i was too slag

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    Stan Butler says:

    I said to Jack… that nobhead Cameron has got to go… no fu*ka likes him.. he’s a complete waste of space. Even Blakey agreed.

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    tonysoprano2014 says:

    You need to have a WordPress account to upload a picture and to click the Like this buttons.

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    Leonard Swindley says:

    There’s no time for that sort of thing.

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    Ah! remember says:

    Free Speech.

    What did B1lly used to say? ” I abhor what you say but…”

    This is the only place in Britain where you can speak freely

  46. 46
    Von Clegg says:

    No thanks

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    We are DEVO says:

    Fuck you, your image and Like This.

    There, that’s better.

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    tonysoprano2014 says:

    For Labour’s next PPB, they’ll show Cameron blowing up a hospital.

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    Ah! winner says:


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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    John Rent-a-tool on Sky News displaying all the arrogance of the MSM & the Establishment. The shock these bastards are going to get next Thursday and in 2015 will be wonderful to behold.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    JAKE says:


    nick ferrari, tory supporter says about gary let him pay it back and leave it there…

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    Barlow TT says:

    I may defect to UKIP once Dave betrays me, and betray me he will

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    Dave.C says:

    I’ll ‘ave you Butler

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    Be warned says:

    Just received an EU election leaflet through the post
    from a party called “An Independence From Europe”
    masquerading as coming from UKIP.
    How can this be legal?

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    StrawberryDave says:

    …and nothing to get hung about

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    The Treacherous Tosser in No. 10 says:

    TRUST ME !! – I give you my word! – and you know me well enough by now!

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    jgm2 says:

    China consolidating its hold on Africa’s natural resources.

    Railway from Southern Sudan to Mombasa. So they’ll either shift the crude by rail or, with the infrastructure in place, build a pipeline.

    The Isl*mi*sts in the north will have only sand to eat. The railway will be bombed on a weekly basis by the religion of peace.

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    George Mainwaring, Capt (reitred) says:

    Seventy years ago, Cameron, Clegg and Miliband would have been put up against the wall and summarily dealt with for their treachery, and rightly so.

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    thostids says:

    Like Mr Balls?

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    thostids says:

    That’s it. Fuck swopping your points with the wife. Get the dog a licence and put it down as the driver. Phydeaux Balls. Can’t grass you up when you kick it in the balls, herrr herrr herrr.

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    My accountant made me do it. says:

    “He made me do it”

    Pris No. 2537899 Vicky (Vincent) Pryce.

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    Still on Benefit says:

    Does Dave himself live on the off-shore trust fund set up by his father in a low tax area? Other cabinet members do including Gideon. No tax is thus payable to HMRC unless Gideon changes the rules-which he wont.
    All refuse to discuss their foreign earnings with us voters.

    You’ll never take them alive, copper!

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    Abdel from Tooting says:

    So have I got this right.

    Mr Cameron has promised a referendum on Scottish independence. He is arguing against it and if he loses the vote he will still continue as our PM.

    Mr Cameron has promised us a referendum on the EU. If we get it he will canvass for continued membership and if he loses the vote he will continue as our PM.

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    Whatever he said, whatever he did, he didn’t mean it.

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    pimply nerd says:

    It’s legit I think they split from UKIP. There were 3 other anti-EU parties on my postal ballot.

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    broderick crawford says:

    Sorry if someone has already commented but ……..

    what s with these blank photo boxes on each post this morning …

    First we get LIKE THIS .

    Then we get a blank foto portrait .

    Are we supposed to say we “Like ” the a faceless foto ..?

    Has Guido been takenover by the a MILF dating site ?

    Next we ll be able to “wink” ( i said WINK!) at each other or send each other expensive gifts .

    Are you thinking of making t his a paysite then Gweeds ??

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    broderick crawford says:


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    broderick crawford says:


    I log into wordpress which i joined at great personal inconvenience just for fawkes, and I click LIKE THIS and it gies orange then it gies green again !!

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    Anonymous says:


    Don’t take his gong away – take his microphone away.

    Syrupy nonesense for the ladies.

    Meritocracy my arse.

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    Anonymous says:


    Don’t take his gong away – take his microphone away.

    Syrupy nonesense for the ladies.

    Meritocracy my arse.

    Jake: What if mums are doing Karaoke a tenner a pop ?

    Taxable or what?

    Bear in mind I am a Liberal – it’s a moral dilemma.

    Grassers hotline or ……………… Nick Clegg?

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