May 12th, 2014

PICTURE: UKIP Park Campaign Bus in Disabled Bay


  1. 1
    LabourNutter says:

    Does Tourette’s Syndrome qualify?

  2. 2
    Wah wah pedal says:

    You know that the driver wasn’t disabled?

  3. 3
    Ed Balls says:

    Vote UKIP.

  4. 4
    Hamish Macbeth says:

    They are disabled by the media bias

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    La, la, la says:

    I think you’ll find the driver was disabled.

  6. 6
    JH-2309123845902314 says:

    Well, Tories are always attacking the disabled apparently, so there is some logic.

  7. 7
    Gideon says:

    George Osborne won’t be saying anything though.

    George Osborne’s Land Rover caught in disabled parking bay

  8. 8
    Gordon Brown says:


  9. 9
    Tired of it all says:

    You know he was ?

  10. 10
    Nothing to see move along says:

    Bearing in mind the demographic of UKIP supporters(older and wiser) the driver or someone on board probably had a blue badge.

  11. 11
    Snap crackle Pop says:

    So how dos Geedo know that there wasn’t a disabled person on board, or even that the bus was parked?

  12. 12
    Justaskin says:

    Did the photographer check whether it had any valid disabled papers on display?

  13. 13
    lojolondon says:

    Does Guido suggest that UKIP voters are somehow disabled?

    If so, that may be a ‘joke’ in the Westminster/MSM bubble, but to normal people that is really not funny… as you will realise if you think about it for just a second…

  14. 14
    Overton says:

    Parked in a disabled bay? Oh, the humanity!

    Will no-one think of the children?

  15. 15
    Sarah Millington says:

    I expect this will be the lead story on the BBC & in The Telegraph, Guardian & Daily Mail for weeks.

    Still voting for them.

  16. 16
    Parliament is a Gay Disco says:

    Breaking News – potential UKIP voter exposed not washing their hands after taking a shit.

  17. 17
    Just Saying says:

    It’s now been seen by a much wider audience than those in Morpeth

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    That is desperate.

    Was the vehicle illegally parked, was a ticket issued and has it been paid ?

    If ticket issued and paid, what is issue ?

    Vote UKIP.

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    Restina Dermo says:

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    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Swivel eyed loons closet racists AND disabledphobic my god.
    Drop the dead Ukrainian this is todays headline.

  21. 21
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Bollocks if does

  22. 22
    Ed Driveoff Balls says:

    I always take care to drive and park responsibly.

    Except for the times I don’t.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Seriously, who gives a flying shit.

  24. 24
    Gordon McMental says:

    I ended loon and bus.

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    Go UKIP in Morpeth says:

    Seems like superb use of a vehicle similar to community buses.

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    Can you tell whose career is over yet? says:

    At the age of 28, the woman invited Rolf Harris to her flat to talk about Bindi as they were not getting along. “He didn’t want to know and he just said ‘where’s the bedroom?’,” the woman tells the court.

  27. 27
    Raving Loon says:

    Getting desperate are we Guido?

  28. 28
    The last Bastion says:

    Perhaps they are being crippled by the weight of expectation heaped upon them by the deluded Kippiers who seem to think that saint Nigel is only 12 months from Downing street.

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    bollock ed says:

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    worker drone 22 says:

    Well, that’s it then. The whole UKIP EU election campaign goes crashing off the rails.

    It’s over. In tatters. Farage will never be able to show his face in public again. Max Clifford is probably waiting to welcome Nigel into clink where Max and the other vermin from the kiddie fiddler wing can hurl insults at the parking bay snatcher.

    Or maybe not.

  31. 31
    jimmy says:

    Guido sinks ever more into his establishment role. Takes the Murdoch shilling to write for the sun and now pushes every anti-ukip story he can. Has no labour or tory van ever parked in a disabled spot?

    And all the evidence shows it is younger people who are switching to ukip, but guido now has to appease the mainstream media who have decided one angle of attack is to show ukip as being “too old and too white”. They would no doubt have said the same about churchill in 1939.

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    To Big To Jail says:

    The parking Bay actually is designated to the Barclays Bank Manager(background) the UKIP van is obscuring the word “morally”

  33. 33
    max glitter ate my harris says:

    obvious reply is obvious.

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    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    I once saw this disabled bloke get turfed out of a mother and child parking bay by this sanctimonious tart.
    The type of yummy mummy who no doubt frequents mumsnet.
    I wouldn’t mind but her kids were old enough not to need prams.
    I gave the old boy my parking space and ripped her a new one for being a C*nt.

  35. 35

    Leftoid Nazi Ba$t@^ds, whose “mates” would threaten your children and “brick” your windows if you went up as a witness, park in disabled bays all the time.

    Anyway, they are a scam for allowing angry and disaffected friends-of-the-British-PoliticalEnemyclass to park everywhere for free, for ever, at the expense of proper people who pay taxes. This is so that “parking enforcement officers” can be given “work”.

    I’ve always been amused and delighted at the tautological and oxymoronic metatexts behind “parking enforcement” as a concept.

    Vote UKIP, and never mind what Guido says in his increasingly-statist old age. We’ll all know when he’s been fully-bought-over, for the targets will change.

  36. 36
    BBC red bottom says:

    We think are worse than Hitler.

    We are planning an episode of Eastenders were a kipper goes into the bar and all the regulars walk out in protest.
    So in retaliation the kippers hold a “torchlight parade” of pro EU pamphlet burning.
    This proves too much for Dot Cotton who exhorts the cast to “remember the east end spirit! We defeated hitler with a sing song and we’ll defeat these fascists too!..knees up Gordon Brown..knees up Gordon Brown..”

    There is a punch up, someone is called a slag and a Farage like character uses an Asian child as a human shield.

    It’s a ratings winner!

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    Go UKIP in Morpeth says:

    Is it certain that Northumberland County Council and/or Morpeth Town Council have complied with all the relevant regulations for designating this space as restricted to disabled parking?

  38. 38
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is that the Outrage Bus?

  39. 39
    LabourNutter says:

    I told you they were racist.

  40. 40
    Rolferoo & Max says:

    We’re two peas in a pod.

  41. 41

    The “shadow” Chancellor backs into other people’s vehicles and then shiftily drives off.

  42. 42
    BBC Producer says:

    FFS whose been leaking our plotlines?

  43. 43
    Ed of Toad Hall says:

    Vroom vroom.

  44. 44
    Ray Finch says:

    It has a blue badge. The driver is registered disabled. I was there campaigning today

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    Can you tell whose career is over yet? says:

    The woman says her mum once caught her pouring an early morning gin and confronted her about her drinking. She says she drunkenly responded: “It’s that bloody Rolf Harris”

  46. 46
    Oscar Wilde says:

    Just older.

  47. 47
    Ed, The Co-op Divvy says:

    Morpeth? You mean Northern Crock.

  48. 48
    Cool Dude says:

    This shows UKIP don’t care about minorities. They will walk over the poor.

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    UKIP claim legally parked says:

    Will GF add to his red comment below the pic to retract an apparent slur?

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Daily Mail

    Clarifications and corrections
    PUBLISHED: 00:00, 12 May 2014 | UPDATED: 00:00, 12 May 2014

    An article about Nigel Farage on 14 March and 22 April said he and his wife Kirsten began an affair before the UKIP leader’s first marriage ended. We are happy to clarify that they met only after the divorce was finalised and apologise for any distress caused. We have agreed to pay damages and costs to Kirsten Farage.”

    Well Done Mrs Farage

  51. 51
    Wah wah pedal says:

    I’m not the one trying to make the point which, with some investigation, may not be a point at all – do you see?

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Osborn is entitled to park there he is mentaly disabled

  53. 53
    Ray Finch says:

    I do. I was there.

  54. 54
    NeverRed says:

    I’m sure the BBC and Sky News will be broadcasting this every half hour as major news for the next 24 hours, and wouldn’t be surprised if Miliband and/or Cameron/Clegg instigate a public enquiry into this matter!

  55. 55
    Judge Dredd says:

    Just to be clear for the Jury Bindi is a person and not one of Rolf Harris’s made up musical instruments.
    Carry on.

  56. 56
    táxpáyér says:

    +1 (‘cos I’m not signing in to wordpress to click like).

  57. 57
    civil partnership. says:

    the world according to the simpsons:
    as the need for chair space grows, “does my bum look big in this ipad” come to mind.
    so as fart one said.
    will mind the d
    will mind the gap be covered
    twinge in the nee leads to twin ji. now the twinge goes to the right nee.
    so twin has to be good at farting and playing darts too.
    one will need to be civil and the other in return will promise to live in the same

  58. 58
    Figel Narage says:

    Or one of the passengers….

  59. 59
    táxpáyér says:

    “Disabled Driver parks in Disabled Bay!”

    Guido’s idiot homunculus does it again.

  60. 60
    Ejukashun says:

    Ball’s’ ?

  61. 61
    Mitch says:

    That it was parked is suggested by the lack of a driver?

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    The UKIP driver has a blue badge.

  63. 63
    Fishy says:

    Can’t be Odd Balls….he didn’t hit anyone

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    Flanked by a couple of fat old men. How untypical.

  65. 65
    Fishy says:

    Like what?

  66. 66
    Fishy says:

    Like what?

  67. 67
    Mick Gower says:

    We need to stick IDS on them.

    Claiming disability one minute and campaigning the next? I hope our UKIP campaigners don’t sponge benefits when they appear to be so healthy they can hit the campaign trail!

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    Wah wah pedal says:

    Good man for posting the image with the disabled parking permit Guido, a lesser outlet perhaps wouldn’t bother unless threatened by m’learned friends.

  69. 69
    I'm appalled! I just don't know what about yet says:

    If this is how flippant UKIP are at Parking just imagine how bad they’d be at running the Economy! You’d have thought they’d have learned the error of their ways when they invaded Poland and wiped-out all the North America Indians, but no. These people need to be stopped! Send out the HnH, UAF thugs!

  70. 70
    Prod says:

    Barrel-scraping attempt at a slur backfires disastrously. I can remember when there was some semi-intelligent content on order-order. Seems the panic button has been well and truly pressed. Net result: more publicity for UKIP. Keep it up…

  71. 71
    Ben says:

    Confirms everything bad that was ever said about Ukip. Clearly they are in league with the Devil. Such Evil as incorrectly parking…………!

    What will they do next?

    What has Obama and the White house said ? Will their be sanctions? Surely the UN will react soon to this international catastrophe?

    We need to rally all the well balanced and compassionate from around the globe to ensure this radical act is punished in the extreme.

    Send in the League against Nazis….UAF…..CND……Anti fracking groups….CND……The Unions……The BBC…….RSPCA….WWF……

    The progressive tolerant people from above mentioned groups will STAMP this out using any method they deem appropriate and good for the people!

  72. 72
    Witty Moniker says:

    Their ‘demographic’ would vote for a donkey as long as it wore a purple-and-yellow rosette and was sufficiently rude about Cameron.

  73. 73
    still walking into darkness says:

    More from ‘The Rise of UKIP’ Facebook page. This was the goon on QT last week that I’m sure everyone spotted as a plant


  74. 74
    Jack Nelson says:

    Yes he is disabled,I was on the bus!

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Labour loon fails to understand “Blue Badge”

  76. 76
    Mitch says:

    If you hover over the link you see that it’s normally just the one same bloke (a ‘David Davis’)

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Wonderful. Yet another smear attempt by the smartarses who don’t check their facts first. Is that the best you’ve got?? C’mon, let’s be having you.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    At risk of a mong comment, and that I remember when the sticker was orange with a picture of a wheelchair, is the blue thing on the dashboard the permit which needs to be displayed in order to park legally in the disabled spot ?

    If so, what is the problem with the parking, other than having ‘disabled’ written in large letters in front of a campaign bus is perhaps not the best image to project ?

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Which is strange as I think you’re an vacuous idiot.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    Anonymous says:

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Well the Daily mail have had to apologise and pay compo to Nigels misses for making unfounded slures, if the driver had a blue badge will Guido do likewise?

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    Anonymous says:

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    UKIP claim legally parked says:

    Thank you for your gracious correction.

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    Badges can be displayed on any vehicle in which the badge holder travels, as either passenger or driver.

    #ViciousLabourHateCloudsJudgement #StopTehHate #MoreHopeNeeded

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Would Emma like chips with her shoe?

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    Cabbage says:

    Perhaps someone on the bus was disabled?

  87. 87
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    You don’t think she’s honest and sticks by her word do you?
    She’s a leftie.

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    It doesn’t matter La la .
    As long as someone with the vehicle was the possessor of the Blue Badge.It need not necessarily have to be the driver.

  89. 89
    Another Welsh Windbag says:

    Some salt and vinegar to go with your shoe and chips Emma? I assume you’re well-balanced with a chip on each shoulder?

  90. 90
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Blue Badge scheme seems to be another EU thing.

    Good on the MSM being screwed over by the EU, and shame on Labour for jumping on the bandwagon as they brought it in when last in power.

    Might be best to avoid rhetoric pertaining to disabled Europeans having the right to occupy our disabled parking spots if they carry a blue badge…

  91. 91
    Ho Hum says:

    “Not a great move, given their older voters demographics”, notes Guido.


    Political party takes care of voter(s), whether older or not, including disabled.

    Badge displayed. Less wrong on show than Guido’s sloppy dropped hypostrophe.

  92. 92
    Winston says:

    LOL! Guido mugged off, again!

  93. 93
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    As wew no have ‘Like this’ buttons on threads, can we also have a ‘Bored with wibbling weirdly-punctuated pretentiously cryptic loon drivel’ button too please?

  94. 94
    fedz says:

    UKIP van looks to be too conveniently parked in a disabled bay. Even got the word disabled nice and square for the photo….looks like and old dog of a van as well!

  95. 95
    Allegedly Posh Jock says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Quite right. This attempted smear isn’t about showing that UKIP wrongly park in disabled bays ( a pound to a penny that they had the photo of the disabled badge all along).

    Nope, this is a lame attempt to paint UKIP supporters as doddery old farts who who are all about to pop their clogs. Epic fail by MSM stooges yet again!

  97. 97
    Ed Ballons says:

    only when I’m pissed

  98. 98
    Jenny Watson says:

    Don’t worry the Electoral Commission are working on just that scenario

  99. 99
    Don't Call Me Dave says:

    When will the political classes and MSM get it through their thick heads that even if Nigel Farage was caught drunk driving wearing a Nazi uniform whilst getting a blow job from Vicki Pryce, the public will still vote for him in preference to Dave, Ed or Nick.

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    Frank's Son says:

    Only after the attempted smear of course.

  101. 101

    “And all the evidence shows it is younger people who are switching to ukip”

    Your source for this??? All the evidence, etc?

    I have one good source – a poll of University Students in April stated that 83% wanted to remain part of the EU and would never, ever, vote for UKIP. There’s your ‘younger people’.

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    Frank's Son says:

    I’ll keep saying it , Guido. You are getting more desperate by the hour. You couldn’t help jumping on the anti-UKIP wagon (yet again). Just goes to show you are a fully paid up shill. Why, Guido? Why let yourself and your readership down? Because One Term Dave is throwing his toys out of the pram? Because Uncle Rupe promised to up his payments?

    You’ve ended up looking a right dickhead, not for the first time, and sadly, I suspect, not for the last time either.

  103. 103
    Tom Catesby. says:

    What size is the shoe?

  104. 104
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Will you lick off the stick on sole first?

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    SodOffLibLabCon says:

    “a poll of University Students in April stated that 83% wanted to remain part of the EU and would never, ever, vote for UKIP”

    Wait until the lazy little shits get out into the real world and start paying taxes. That’ll change their tune.

  106. 106
    Tom Catesby. says:

    If Nigel eats day old babies in secret, I will still be voting UKIP.

  107. 107
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Nick Robinson of the BBC was spotted with a can of white spray paint just after the UKIP vehicle arrived.

  108. 108
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Mrs. Farage, just get Nigel’s tea ready, and stop posting comments.

  109. 109
    Mike A R Powell says:

    ‘University Students’ includes mostly the age group from 18 to 21 who attend university (not a huge chunk of the nation’s younger voters).

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    Harry says:

    The disabled badge does not cover the use of commercial vehicles… Double fail!

  111. 111
    News_Update says:

    Official – this in now a TORY blog

  112. 112
    Pitkapoika says:

    Saint Nigel is only five weeks away from ill-health breakdown and stepping down, knowing that the damage he was bent on causing has probably been done, and that after 22/5 the Farage Fever is spent.

  113. 113
    Pitkapoika says:

    Whatever you do lad, do not liken that shyster to Churchill.

  114. 114

    Aren’t most of their members entitled to park there?

  115. 115
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    BBC van was parked on pavement in Bath outside Farage’s meeting. Do they pay money over to local council for permission, or does BANES or another council just turn a blind eye?

  116. 116
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    How come the BBC van is not lifted onto a flat bed truck and towed away?

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    Anonymous says:

    Seeing how the younger of the chubby twins called himself Torybear, it seems possible.

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    If the UKIP van had ploughed into a disabled queue outside a health centre and wiped them out it would not alter the fact that the EU is a stinking mass of socialist corruption.

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    broderick crawford says:

    So what ?

    Helmer was in it . He s disabled is nt he ?

    Well , sleep apnoeia anyway , does that qualify ?

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    worker drone 22 says:

    A message for Emma Kennedy….

    I’ve had a word with Sideshow Bob and he says you can get your stupid fucking trap around one of his shoes any time you want ?

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    broderick crawford says:

    I knew it !

    Osborne s ” driver ”

    Another one who can ‘ t learn to drive so that it would enable him to save taxpayers money on chauffeurs.

    Like the Big Mac touch though Gid . Very ” man of the plebs “

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    broderick crawford says:

    Yes LibLabCon vehicles ALWAYS park in disabled spaces .

    And perfectly entitled are they to do so as they are all mental defectives to a man/woman.

  123. 123
    broderick crawford says:

    How about a

    “You are a schmock ” button ?

  124. 124
    LibLabCon says:

    UKIP will park up your arse.
    Send me the bill.

  125. 125
    U. Knott-Foolmey says:

    They are disabled – by smears…like this one.

  126. 126
    Lizzie says:

    UKIP employ disabled driver, shock, horror!

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    totally agree. any other smears gwuiders?

    (have to say its getting predictable).

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    wishful thinking . . .

  129. 129
    Like this says:

    I’m now going to vote UKIP

    Liked by 1,000,000 people

  130. 130
    Winkle picker says:

    Emma Kennedy has gone very quiet.

  131. 131
    Socialist Mathermaiks, Innit says:

    That first Twit has been deleted (the Tweet, not Emma Kennedy).

  132. 132
    Socialist Mathermaiks, Innit says:

    Mr. Cameron, haven’t you got an assistant who could post comments for you? Where’s Samantha, by the way?

  133. 133
    Socialist Mathermaiks, Innit says:

    She’s deleted one of her Tweets.

    I think it’s time for me to delete this website from my RSS feeds.

  134. 134
    Lomax says:

    Being ‘old’ is not a disafuckingbility you nobs!

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Why is the editor of this blog trying to make out hes the new guy fawkes when he`s obviously up Nagel Farages arsehole

  136. 136
    Trolling for points says:

    Younger voters, you mean the 44% of younger voters that actually bother to vote…

  137. 137
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    At least it didn’t crash like happened in Portsmouth.

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    tigerowl says:

    Only thing about UKIP that is disabled it their brain power. The ability to understand outside of bigoted ideas. Same people who are supporting UKIP on immigration are also found in opinion pols to see all on benefits as scroungers. UKIP not telling them that most benefits go to pensioners and those IN work. Same message as the Tories. You might as well vote for Cameron as farage, Same message same ideas.

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    Clarks Pie says:

    So for those of us without clairvoyant powers:

    The driver was displaying a disabled badge, and was perfectly entitled to park there?

    Could be made a little clearer perhaps.

  140. 140
    BrindleFlyer says:

    Maybe the drive was disabled.

  141. 141
    Saiko says:


    George Osbourne IS disabled ! ;)

  142. 142
    Anonymous says:

    The rules say that the badge owner must be using the vehicle. It is technically misuse for the badge holder to wait in a designated bay or in a restricted area whilst someone else does their bidding. eg shopping or canvassing.
    Private carparks with disabled bays are not subject to the normal rules.

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    Kay says:

    I’m not convinced that’s the same van. Why would someone take the first photo and publish it of they knew full well it was legally parked and then conveniently publish the second picture some time after the first? The van is parked outside and should have reflections on the windows from the surrounding shops and sky – none of that, it looks to be under cover and there’s no surrounding area to show where it is. Also, it may be the graininess of the photo but I can’t see the prominent phone number on the bonnet of the 2nd pic on the 1st…. I reckon it’s set up damage limitation.

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