May 12th, 2014

Hintze Gives Dave £1.5 Million

Back in February the Mail got very excited about the billionaire philanthropist Sir Michael Hintze ‘pulling the plug’ on Dave. Sebastian Shakespeare might wish to go back to his top Tory source, who told him:

“Michael is fed up with David Cameron and George Osborne and doesn’t see why he should prop up the party any longer. He is deeply upset with the party’s promotion of gay marriage; it grates with his Catholicism. And as a tax-cutting free marketeer, he’d hoped to see a more radical economic agenda.”

Hintze was so “deeply upset with the party” that he gave the Tories their largest single donation under David Cameron. As Guido revealed in yesterday’s Sun and official figures will show on Thursday, at the time the Mail’s new diarist was writing that he was no longer supporting the Conservatives, the philanthropist was actually writing a cheque for a cool million and a half quid – effectively clearing the party’s debts. Shakespeare’s whole story was a figment of his imagination, not for the first time…


106 Comments

  1. 1
    Fawke Handles says:

    Please sir, can I have some?

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    • 20
      Anonymous says:

      The Prime Minister and Boris Johnson come to a woman’s aid in north-west London after the Mayor sees the woman collapsing as the pair drive past in a ministerial car

      She collapsed because she was sick of the sight of them

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      • 49
        Stand Back I'm not a doctor says:

        I will massage her heart or somewhere in that vicinity Dave you blow your hot air into her lungs.

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    • 22
      tax fraud says:

      muscle memory goes blue to orange.
      foot intelligence prays for silence.
      ..left thumb and right foot are at 90 degree
      secretary says eat the distance. as the degrees get closer, what will happen to the william sisters.

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    • 83
      Truthsayer says:

      Economic terrorist complains about an economic fascist not being sufficiently fiscally fascistic and is not terrorising the wage packets of hard working people enought. He says he will not fund the economic fascist as a consequence of his lack of fascism but the economic terrorist is in fact not just an economic terrorist but he is also a liar, as he really is funding the aforementioned economic fiscal fascist and is actually quite impressed by the economic terrorism the fascist is inflicting on families up and down the country.

      I think that just about sums it up.

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  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    We note the Tory advertising and wonder..Is this an official Tory blog now?

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  3. 3
    Reg says:

    It just goes to show ….a fool and his money are soon parted.

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  4. 4
    Jessicacaca Reed, Guardianista, feminst, pre-packaged dopey PC opinions says:

    Another story about a WHITE MALE

    Head-Desk

    Why won’t you learn and modernise? We will use Leveson to force you to bring in quotas to ensure that your news output reflects the society you are serving.

    RACIST.

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    • 19
      Bonnie Greer says:

      Yeh I want to see more people on here discussing such diverse topics such as, race,culture,culture,race race&culture and of course not forgetting..race.

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      • 24
        cathy newmanmana says:

        Yes, exactly it’s outrageous that sexist tory white males are stopping you. The state needs to mandate guido to modernise and give at least 50% of the space to women writers of colour to make it more diverse. Resist and we’ll start a twitter campaign to drive away all your advertisers.

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        • 100
          Just a thought says:

          The state needs to mandate that idiot left wing female fuckwits like Greer take the next plane back where she came from and mind her own business.

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  5. 5
    Call me a sceptic says:

    Writing a cheque….back dated to when he got his Knighthood by any chance?

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  6. 6
    what a gay dave says:

    Democracy is for the rich

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    • 26
      Anonymous says:

      Then how on earth do you have a vote?

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      • 37
        what a gay dave says:

        Votes are not significant

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      • 46
        Anonymous says:

        The “vote” is an illusion, a piece of crap aimed to passive the mongtards who actually believe in democracy for the working class.

        How many people will vote on May 2 for UKIP – probably the majority, but will it change a thing – NO. Just exchange one lot of EU-wankers, for another lot of gravy train passengers.

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      • 47
        nothanks says:

        The “vote” is an illusion, a piece of crap aimed to passive the mongtards who actually believe in democracy for the working class.

        How many people will vote on May 2 for UKIP – probably the majority, but will it change a thing – NO. Just exchange one lot of EU-wankers, for another lot of gravy train passengers.

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  7. 7
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Jolly good.

    Shows he cares, even if he may not have time to see where too many things are going wrong.

    Vote UKIP.

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  8. 8
    Poor Tory says:

    I wish I had some spare cash so I could join the Conservative Party and donate.

    Can’t as my Labour council have put up the council tax again.

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  9. 10
    Red Ed Moribund says:

    Beanz Meanz Hintze !

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  10. 11
    The ragged trousered philathropist. says:

    Lies & smears. What’s new?

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  11. 12
    ahmonika says:

    Caring Cam Holds Hand of Collapsed Woman

    Caring Boris holding hand of collapsed PM

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  12. 13
    Sid Cleverbollocks says:

    But what does a million and a half buy these days?
    Tight sod!

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    • 88
      Loadsamoney!-and most of it shouldn't be mine! says:

      Exactly. He can give as much as he wants, but it’s the foot soldiers who put leaflets through letterboxes that’ll win it on the 22nd. Motivated Party Members will make the difference, not some crusty old dude, and you cannot buy the former!

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  13. 14
    DefeatEd. says:

    Ha! Ha! Labour waste your money on shit campaigns. It is official Labour live in a dream world. Wake up!

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  14. 15
    The British public says:

    That’ll secure yet more votes for UKIP.

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  15. 16
    Anonymous says:

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    • 39
      oh dear says:

      Another Mid Staffs?

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      • 72
        Fishy says:

        As an election approaches, Labour now say Mid Staffs never happened.

        Andy Burnham the man who has elected himself as chief uncoverer of the Hillsborough cover-up, is trying hard to cover up what has already been uncovered at Stafford.

        Why hasn’t Burnham left public life?

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    • 40
      Lurch to the Left says:

      Wales today, Britain tomorrow if Ed Miliband is allowed near government.

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      • 103
        Just a thought from an aging GP says:

        How interesting that Milipede has just been on my telly to tell us what he is going to do with the NHS when (?) he wins the next election. I suspect that 99% of GPs will simply go private and tell him where to stick his unlimited hours proposals.

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    • 80
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Bridgend – as usual! Oh and Annie Baghdad Clueless knew fucking lots when she was in power – yet she ‘said nothing’ as did many from the tory party in opposition – who also damned well knew.

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      • 89
        broderick crawford says:

        Who is Annie Baghdad Clueless ?

        Is she related to that triple barrelled wiiimmman called Batman -Soggy -Tampons …… or some such ?

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        • 96
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          If you don’t know – you will never know. Next!

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        • 98
          Cardinal Biggles says:

          I believe our learned friend, the correspondent from Kiryat Shmona, Blowing Up Whistles, is referring to Anne Clwyd. She has rather taken against the Welsh NHS, since she says that the death of her husband in UHW (University Hospital Wales) in Cardiff was largely due to neglect.

          Some years ago I seem to remember she and Jeffrey Archer (of Ford open prison) were great sponsors of the Kurds in north Iraq.

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  16. 17
    Number 10 Knobcheese says:

    Like all of my fellow MPs I am currently planning more holidays. There’s fuck all to do here so I may as well be on a beach somewhere with a sunnier climate. Vote Dave.

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  17. 18
    Old Hag Watch says:

    Is Kay Burley growing a mustache to hide her duck lips? Checkout that five o’clock shadow lol!

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    • 36
      Kay Burleys agent says:

      That’s Britain’s Eurovision song contest entrant sorted then. now what’s she going to sing?
      I suggest as a tribute to all those LibDems serving time in Prison
      ‘Tie a yellow ribbon round an old oak tree’

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    • 90
      broderick crawford says:

      She s preparing for next years Eurovision ….. early !!

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  18. 21
    Calamity Clegg says:

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    • 33
      SackMariaMillerasanMP says:

      Axelrod clearly have lots of good effects!!

      Not sure that this poll proves much other than the fact that the UKIP vote is holding up well.

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  19. 25
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    I’d love to see the faux Conservatives on their way – to oblivion.

    A vote for Cameron is a vote for eternal slavery to the criminal ‘elite’.

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  20. 27
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Shakespeare should be “bard” from writing lies. Is this a copy of the Daily Mail I see before me?

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  21. 30
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    With so much spare time on their hands perhaps the parliamentary troughers could be forced to read up on the many hidden details that they collectively know nothing about – of the EU monster that they all front up for.

    e.g. Clegg’s obvious lack of knowledge about the percentage of laws and where they do actually come from. Ditto Cameron and Miliband.

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  22. 31
    SackMariaMillerasanMP says:

    This bloke has a very peculiar WIKI entry. It says that he was born in Harbin (China) in 1952 but left for Australia when China came under communist rule. I have to say that I thought Harbin was well under communist rule by 1952. He stated to be of joint British-Australian nationality (odd as his mother is of Russian origin) and is of the “Roman Catholic” faith!!
    Not sure why he is gracing Britain with his marvellous presence, I am sure he would fit in better back down under.

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  23. 32
    ahmonika says:

    [Several former senior Barclays executives will be questioned under caution by the Serious Fraud Office over a 2008 bailout deal with Qatari investors, according to the Financial Times.

    The FT report claims that the former Barclays chief executives Bob Diamond and John Varley are among those to be quizzed by detectives in an ongoing probe.]

    Anyone know how much senior SFOs get paid?

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    • 41
      SackMariaMillerasanMP says:

      Less than £100K pa.

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    • 50
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Take a look back at Matthew Barrett – the CEO before the diamond geezer. That’s Barrett of the gaffe prone ‘credit card’ infamy. He appears to have taken the money and run off into the distance – last seen on the Mexican border with many other vanity obssessed desperado CEO’s.

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    • 70
      C O (Ξ7s1) says:

      They should not forget the Canadian involvement of del Messier.

      He is who the SFO should be questioning most closely, and MI-6 may want to have a chat with him as well.

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  24. 34
    Sarcan Kebab III says:

    That’s a very big doner!

    Conservatives are going to skewer Labour like a kofta!

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  25. 44
    Poko Harem Watch says:

    100% of kidnap victims accept the will of the prophet and convert to the religion of peace, freely and of their own will.
    “We have liberated them!”

    Regards Guntotin bin MadMoolah

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  26. 48
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Giving money to the Conservative Party is not the same as giving money to Dave.

    It is not clear if this was a golden goodbye, or if the Mail were just publishing b/s. Clearing the parties debts is just fine: Labour could do the same if their benefactors had any integrity – a point that perhaps should be pushed given that parties dire financing.

    UKIP perhaps doing best overall on the party finances front ? That should endorse their credentials for being able to manage the economy.

    Implications for Lab / Con on the economy:

    Lab: Forget it.
    Con: Sod it – We’ll go to the IMF, and do the same again.

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    • 54
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      You mean the International Monetary Fund whose aim is to plunge all economies into debt and therby control them with debt repayments don’t you?

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      • 65
        C O (Ξ7s1) says:

        That perhaps is where Britain is headed, cap in hand, shortly after the 2015 GE.

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    • 71
      Anonymous says:

      Mate, Ukip are about three leagues down on the money front. And Sykes is only a temporary Ukip donor.

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      • 78
        C O (Ξ7s1) says:

        UKIP have something that money cannot buy:

        A message which is resonating with the public, and which the public wish to hear.

        Unless the Tories change their tune, and leader, no amount of money will be able to change their fortunes, however, they will do better than Labour.

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  27. 52
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Fucking hedge fund manager. Shows Cameron’s shower for what they are.

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  28. 55
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    People with feudal titles appointed for services to a crooked Establishment. Their whole Kingdom is a kleptocracy, it doesn’t just come down to this one flabby thief, or even the party of robbers that he hails from.

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    • 94
      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      Your ignorance is outstanding The feudal system ended in the middle ages ,it was a system based on military obligations for mutual protection , based on the old germanic customs of loyalty and kinship it included all levels of society.

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  29. 57
    Ed Miliband is a fuckwit! says:

    Right – at last. Britain finally seeing sense and starting to vote for/ back the Tories again. This is what is needed.

    Ed Militant is a dangerous Hunt and is surrounded by odious and deluded people, all controlled of course by the lethal unions, at least Blair kept them under control a bit.

    And labour but especially Milidick and Ballsup need to be defeated in 2015. They need to be sent packing. Ukip not the answer its personally great to me the tories lead again in polls we need Cameron back at least till end of 2015 so Milibollocks can be discarded and maybe Boris can take over?

    I warn you all now that me my family and friends WILL LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND GO TO THE NEAREST FOREIGN PORT if Milipsycho gets into downing street you wont see us ever again until Milicrap is defeated if he wins.

    It has to be a Tory win in 2015 or at least a non labour coalition. Milishit has to be defeated and stopped at all costs!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • 74
      Fishy says:

      Not just defeated, but Labour need to be destroyed.

      Enough of wishy-washy coalitions. Time for a strong, powerful government

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      • 82
        Socialism is evil! says:

        Yes, you are right. I would love to see a Tory landslide if I had my way. That said, this is unlikely 2015. But if Ukip voters and lib dems who hate Labour vote Tory to keep Miliband, Harperson and Bslls out of Downing Street then we might at least get another non Labour govt!

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        • 93
          The tit in no. 10 whose purpose is common with Vacant Ned's says:

          So where are these Tories of whom you speak ?
          I thought I’d got rid of them all.

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    • 91
      If you leave can I have your bike? says:

      We need Full PR. You assume that our Democracy, that so many people have given so much for, is just a shitty tactical voting exercise and not a choice. Have you heard yourself? Piss off out of the Country IMHO, you obviously fail to grasp one of it’s greatest aspects – Democracy.

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      • 104
        Democracy isnt Labour says:

        You think Ed Militwat and Ballscrewyou are “democratic”? HA have heard it all now. I can almost guarantee you that within days of taking office Balls, Miliband and Harperson would be making free thought and expression of opinion a little bit obsolete. I have no doubt at all we would be at the behest of the unions for a start.

        Yep so I agree really. Vote tactically against Labour if you want to preserve democracy and stop Miliband and Len McCluskey running britain into ground.

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  30. 58
    News_Update says:

    Official – This blog is TORY owned

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  31. 59
    Bill Quango MP says:

    So Ed Miliband. Who do you think, the money men think, is going to win the election ?

    Shall we give you a Hintze ?

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    • 81
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Rupert has a big fucking dilema then – cos he rolls with ‘Public Opinion’ to quickly control who the public want. Those days where Rupe controlled the government appear to be over and not before time too.

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  32. 62
    Dorothy Perkins says:

    Joe Public is easily duped. Must be all that Feel Good Factor from the Housing Bubble and Zero Hour contracts? Cameron is out of control!

    They can’t even reach agreement on whether to give Kids Free School Meals or more Tory ideology of Free Schools! So much for a Working Coalition or PR.

    God help us. We’ll have the Cameron Youth formed next.

    The Buck stops with Cameron.

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  33. 64
    Apple Inc. says:

    More money than sense!

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  34. 66
    Nick Clegg says:

    politics is all about adopting new positions.

    For instance I am now totally against AV voting.
    Whilst Dave is thinking it might be a great idea.

    Ho hum.

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  35. 68
    Greedy Tory Fucker says:

    “Lord Hanningfield suspended from Lords for a year over allowance claims
    Privileges and conduct committee gives out stiffest penalty available but there are calls for his permanent expulsion”

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    • 75
      Fishy says:

      All day the BBC have been at pains to point out that Hanningfield is a former TORY.

      Meanwhile, McShame, Devine, Morley and Chaytor are simply referred to, by the BBC, as former MPs.

      Strange

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      • 79
        Axelrod watch says:

        Why strange? It’s SOP. I’ve watched the BBC do that for years.
        Labour MPs caught in wrongdoings are MPs. Conservative MPs are always Tory MPs…but the BBC insist they aren’t biased.

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        • 92
          I-KIP, WE-KIP, THEY-KIP, You can KIP my Arse! says:

          Meanwhile, some local UKIP activist Parks in a disabled parking space! Shock horror! Will they stoop any lower?

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  36. 84
    Sailor Sam says:

    Dave H A L A L Cameron can piss off.

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  37. 97
    harrythebastard says:

    If it stops that twat Milliband getting into NO 10 I don’t give a stuff who gives the money

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  38. 105
    Anonymous says:

    “Hintze Gives Dave £1.5 Million”
    You’d think EU mismanagement would chip in a wedge of the £53 million a day contribution. In recognition of efforts to muddy up and delay the referendum matter.

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  39. 106
    Cash for ?????// says:

    He’s only a Knight. How long before he becomes a Baron?

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