May 10th, 2014

Labour MP Praises Murderous Venezuelan Regime
Amnesty International Condemn Killings, Torture and Arrests

Labour MP Chris Williamson today praised the Venezuelan government at a pro-regime rally in London, despite the widespread human rights abuses committed by President Maduro’s administration. Williamson expressed his support for Venezuela’s democratically elected government”, endorsed their economic record and said he was “celebrating Hugo Chavez’s legacy”.

Human rights organisation Amnesty International yesterday reported that government forces had detained 243 protesters this week, warning that “they are risk of torture or other ill-treatment”. Amnesty finds that the socialist government’s “security forces have resorted to the excessive use of force, including the use of live fire, and even torture when dealing with protesters”. 2,157 have been arrested, 37 people have been killed and more than 550 have been injured. Amnesty accuse the government of a “politically motivated attempt to silence dissent in the country”. The regime has also begun to ration food, water and electricity as its economy falls apart. 

Williamson refused to condemn the human rights abuses reported by Amnesty when approached by Guido. Makes you wonder what people would say if he were a UKIP member, rather than merely a sitting Labour MP…



  1. 1
    Lurch to the Left says:

    Labour are lurching to the left under Ed Miliband.

  2. 2
    brum bum mooz plot investigators, liebour by nature says:

    So it’s as you were. Nothing to see here, just concerned parents wanting a worthwhile education for their offspring. In fact we shall have to up the allowances for these worthy people. Everything’s normal, just keep paying your taxes.

  3. 3
    Mr Feelgood Doonothing says:

    In the spirit of the Whiter Shade Of Pale response to the Boko Haram kidnapping and enslavement of black girls in Nigeria, I propose we engage in the same sort of risible ineffectual #hashtag campaign against President Maduro. Politicians and celebrities willing to take selfies with a cardboard sign saying #OustMaduro will be most welcome.

  4. 4
    John Bullybeef says:

    So, looks like the lobotomisation op was a success. Where is this idiot’s constituency?

  5. 5
    a blockhead says:

    does MADURO translate as ‘woodentop’?

  6. 6
    Ah! hem says:

    And ….no mention / condemnation of 276 missing girls on this front page.


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  8. 8
    Ah! hem says:

    General Pinochet comes to mind.

    Glass houses and all that. G.

  9. 9
    Socialism is theft says:

    Even with ample energy resources socialists always run out of money.

    Watch out Scotland.

  10. 10
    British Left says:

    It’s ok when we do it.

  11. 11
    Business-As-Usual says:

    left, centre, right,
    mere constructs

  12. 12
    Di, Owen, Ken etc says:

    Do not forget to include us in this appraisal of Venezuela better way:

  13. 13
    Genghiz the kahn says:
  14. 14
    TO FAR says:

    Now there’s a shock! It’s about time the electorate smelt the coffee. This will be their utopia if the likes of
    Milliband & his Marxist beliefs are imposed on the UK, not unlike the “Europian dream” A super state, controlled by an unelected cartel. There will be serious conflict on the streets in the next decade if this is allowed to happen.
    UKIP and other similar political parties hopefully destroy this undemocratic bunch of corrupt despots….. we live in hope!!

  15. 15
    BBC news team says:

    Not newsworthy, now if you can dig up a UKIP candidate quote from several years ago that we can distort beyond recognition then give us a call and we will get right on it.

    And anyway the protesters got exactly what was coming to them, who do they think they are trying to upset a socialist utopian workers paradise like Venezuela?

  16. 16
    Venezuelan Population says:

    Can you bloody UK lefties just keep your sodding noses out of our affairs: Have you not done enough damage to yourselves, (and the rest of the world), with your war mongering, NHS bodybaggying, Economy Trashing, Gold Selling, Bank Busting, Afghan/Iraq killing UK borders dismantling etc, etc etc……………

  17. 17
    M­a­qboul says:


  18. 18
    Old Labour says:

    Labour are lurching to the left and resemble something from the 1970s.

  19. 19
    it,s not carrot juice. says:

    when nothing works try something else

  20. 20
    Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

    Its a smear and lie by the UKCONLIB media establishment. They are all traitors and when the public vote for zombie Tony Benn as prime minister there will be a reckoning

  21. 21
    TO FAR says:

    OWEN JONES! How the hell can anybody believe, his sad logic, makes Polly Twaddle sound normal……..Where do these people come from?

  22. 22
    Gordon Browmn MP p/t says:

    Soon as I’ve defeated Procol Harum, I’ll be on my way.

  23. 23
    Guido's silence says:

    How can the Briitish Government actively support the Ukrainian Government which is gunning down civilians in the East?

    There is blood on the hands of Cameron and Hague

    And Guido talks about human rights in fucking Venezuela

    You silence shows criminal complicity

  24. 24
    The Graouniad / BBC / EUSSR Axis of Evil says:

    ‘We do not think that minorities should be ostracised over their beliefs’

    Oh jolly, jolly good, I can go fox hunting again.

    (and no need to stun girls before cutting and maiming them either – eh?)

    Jolly jolly good! – am sure Camertwat will put his name to that.

  25. 25
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Meanwhile, David Axelrod presents a power point to show why Ed winning 2015 in possible…

  26. 26
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    It’s maskirovka. Speak to P’tin about this.

  27. 27
    jgm2 says:

    First rule of handling a gun.

    Always treat it as loaded.

    Second rule.

    Never point it at anybody – unless you’re going to shoot them.

  28. 28
    RSPCA, ex cruelty now, liebour by nature says:

    We are mum. Go veggie.

  29. 29
    A little decency says:

    Typical neo con hypocrisy and crime

    Torture, rendition, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and drones

    Mass neo con killing of civilians

    The list of their crimes is long and obscene

    When will the people rise up against our criminal Western governments?

  30. 30
    Concerned Citizen says:

    Ok, he’s a lab MP.

    But is he willfully lying or just pig ignorant?

  31. 31
    A Woomun ob Kulla says:

    It am all de whitey an’ de wraycyst plot – dem whitey wannna upset dem Venez brudders

  32. 32
    Analyst says:

    You are blind and hypocritcal

  33. 33
    RSPCA, ex cruelty now, liebour by nature says:

    We noticed on a recent programme that either Jokes had run out of hair die or his photos are doctored. Anyway, he is a……………….GINGER.

  34. 34
    If it's Brown - flush it down says:

    But first I need to do a jobby

  35. 35

    You’re starting to do Amnesty country reports here?

    This is definitely a step in the right direction. Good for you.

  36. 36
    Observer says:

    Are you a member of Right Sector?

  37. 37
    RSPCA, ex cruelty now, liebour by nature says:

    To clarify, we are now the…… society pro cruelty to animals.

    Or just another leftie troughing charitee.

  38. 38
    Observer says:

    He’s trying to make up for having supported neo con crimes for years

    Selected Amnesty reports mind you…

  39. 39
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    “ration food, water and electricity as its economy falls apart”. That’s New Labour for you! :-)

  40. 40
    M­a­qboul says:

    …and put a totalitarian socialist regime in its place? Oh do fuck off, you’re deluded.

  41. 41
    it is a sideways shift. says:

    a shift of attitude requirees a bridge. some bridge building is needed. who is on your side who can help. a sideways look ? “do we live in Financial Times” we should save what we have “save blood” … atleast 25%
    who are Ukip bridging with?

  42. 42
    Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far to the left says:

  43. 43
    A little decency says:

    Put a law abiding government in its place

    Nothing to do with socialism

    Or do you reject the Rule of Law like the neocons?

  44. 44
    frank says:

    Don’t say anything Comrade!
    Venezuela is our blueprint for Scotland.

    See how the Jocks like running out of toilet paper…

  45. 45
    The British media are cunts says:

    The British forces are not allowed to use their guns, shooting the enemy is against their human rights. Shit stabber Phil Shithouse will be on rhe case.

  46. 46
    Vote Labour, get genocide says:

  47. 47
    What an arsewipe says:


    He is a member of the League Against Cruel Sports!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. 48
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Salmond is Jock arsewipe.

  49. 49
    Bosun Higgs says:

    I read that malaria is making a big comeback in Venezuela, thanks to neglect of public health, poverty and incompetence.

  50. 50
    Owen says says:

    … and this is how dissenters are crucified in Venezuela.

  51. 51
    NotW says:

    There’s a bright idea – quote all AI reports on this blog. ALL.

    Fucking idiot.

  52. 52
    Press Gazette says:

    So you objest to the elected Venezuelan Government shooting civilians

    But say nothing about the unelected Ukrainian Government shooting its citizens?

    It’s what Murdoch calls fair and balanced, I suppose

  53. 53
    Bosun Higgs says:

    They should leave Vuvuzela to blow its own trumpet.

  54. 54
    Owen Jones's Jock Toilet Brush says:

    I have seen… things…

  55. 55
    NotW says:

    People catch it. There’s no medicines available as the doctors sell them down the market to make money in lieu of not being paid. So the people become carriers of malaria as they aren’t cured. It spreads like arsepox in Guantanamo Bay.

  56. 56
    NotW says:

    She’s a neocon. Had it coming apparently.

  57. 57
    Click here to cancel reply. says:

    Click here to cancel reply.

  58. 58
    Murdoch priniple of journalism says:

    Only quote reports which suit our biased line

  59. 59
    Questions of our time says:

    Do the Scottish use toilet paper ?

  60. 60
    Sid Bonkers says:

    I’ve decided to be disappointed before the World Cup starts, to save time later.

  61. 61
    Anon says:

    That picture is awfully white

  62. 62
    Click here to cancel reply. says:

    but SOMEBODY must be using it??????

  63. 63
    M­a­qboul says:

    Just did. Labour were kicked out.

  64. 64
    NotW says:

    Yes, somebody over the border where most items are eventually sold.

  65. 65
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Well, the Ukrainians are facing an armed rebellion, rather than unarmed demonstrations.

  66. 66
    Dimbleby says:

    “Err who should I get to answer this one?”


  67. 67
    P Mandelbum, greasy eminence says:

    Is cuban arsepox spread by mosquito’s ? Just curious.

  68. 68
    NotW says:

    Er, and the problem with that on a blog is…???

  69. 69
    Plasmodium Malariae says:

    I’m a big fan of Bolivarian socialist progress.

  70. 70
    Dimbleby says:

    Oh! FFS ‘Chairperson of Question Time” …..I’ve wasted my life.

  71. 71
    NotW says:

    How does being elected justify shooting unarmed peaceful demonstrators?

  72. 72
    In my day... says:

    …the market ruled.
    I think it was called capitalism.

  73. 73
    hearing voices says:

    i am russel grant and i hear voices, so says graham norton (not).
    love, like or loather terry gilliam wogan, does he , terry wogan, have a view on europe. should the anarchist, antichrist?
    . so long as norton utilities work, both peter and graham are loaded … can they help?
    .hearing voices could be an entertaining project.
    .when all politicians sound the same, is it time for carrot hands?

  74. 74
    just a minute says:

    is jaspor carrot the new handler?

  75. 75
    Blinkered' 'naysayer' and I'll listen to you says:

    It’s all about Global Warming/Climate Change/Windmills’ innit! I don’t look at people, I kinda ‘see frew-em’. (Does that affect my Candidacy?) …..



  76. 76
    Ahgggg!!! Google says:

    I’ve been on symptomchecker all bloody day.

    Turns out I’ve got LIFE

  77. 77
    C.O.Jones says:

    Never happen, RedEd wants to freeze energy prices as the price of oil falls locking people into higher charges.

    Oh wait….

  78. 78
    LaddyBrookside says:

    Place your bets now for the Catholics vs Protestants big fight-off if the jockos go indie.

  79. 79
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Sepp Blatter, FIFA, (AKA the biggest crook in the universe), ensures that the stadiums won’t drop a ton of concrete your head.

  80. 80
    Gordon Brown, not speaking for Scotland says:

  81. 81
    Getcha slogans ere says:

    A vote for Labour is a vote for Torture

  82. 82
    Alex Salmond says:

    I am building my post election retreat on Gruinard Island.

  83. 83
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It’s a concept difficult to understand for people with an IQ of only 90.

  84. 84
    Rickytshirt says:

    i won’t be watching it. Run by corrupt, troughing liars, hosted by big,oted, oppressive, unciviliz,ed sla,ve drivers, kill,ing thousands during the construction of stadiums using money cheated out of decent football associations to play matches in intolerable heat. No thanks, I’m not supporting that.

  85. 85
    A little decency, please says:

    The unelected President of Ukraine said today that the problem in the East is “tens of thousands of civilians” in places like Mariupol who reject the Government

    Unarmed civilians are being killed now

    Where is your outrage?

    Or are you blinded by your own hypocrisy?

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  87. 87
    Ah! it's a start says:

    More than 1,600 dangerous criminals were freed on day release last year – despite hundreds failing to return.

    650 hiding in Parliament Square.

  88. 88
    Ah! but what a way to go1 says:

    The host city has already made some waves with its stadium shaped like a certain body part

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Is there any difference here? We criticise our government and the liblabcon party and we are called racists and prosecuted.

    And now Dave wants to raid all our bank accounts.

    We lost our decent democracy from the date Blair was elected and Cameron has followed on.

    The lives lost in WWII to save democracy were in vain.

  90. 90
    Ah! sales will be slow then says:

    Giant rhea that has rampaged through Hertfordshire for a month has been shot dead – and will be made into SAUSAGES.

    To be labeled …..” Not Halal”

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Comment on the site linked to:

    “Work stoppages, cut off of energy/resource supplies, capital flights, currency devaluations,boycotts of exports. Sounds like outside forces trying to sabatage the country into submission for daring to defying the NWO. Venezuela has been the vanguard state for the ‘bolivian revolution’ which has sought to liberate Latin America from the neo-imperial machinations from the of the ‘Washington Consensus’. For if Venezuela’s current regime is changed, so goes the rest of the alliance of like minded nations back into the US imperialistic fold.”

    Interesting how right-wingers bang on about the dangers of EU – but fail to mention how we are Working For Our Uncle Sam – is not that madness?

  92. 92
    Double whammy says:

    T A K E T H A T!!!

  93. 93
    John Major for a tory win says:

    IDS, that oddball minister, is a bit of a woodentop.

  94. 94
    I's right says:

    Discover the magic of your nearest forest or park

    Ask your parents to take you there.

  95. 95
    Mick Gower says:

    Wow, UKIP has some wackos but Labour has them in parliament. Scary!

  96. 96
    nell says:


    praised venezuala’s “democratically elected government” and “endorsed their economic record …”

    This is the problem with labour, democracy to them is dictatorship and if they think venezuala is an example of economic responsibility …well !!!!

  97. 97
    Twitchy finger says:

    Given that Gordon Brown inverted every rule in the book, does that mean that, should I find myself in close proximity to him, I should follow his inspired leadership and invert those rules too?

  98. 98
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Och aye the pooh :-)

  99. 99
    Twitchy finger says:

    You have lost your “yst”.

  100. 100
    Gooey Blob says:

    What do people expect? Labour are a hard left party now, there’s little room for those of a centrist persuasion.

  101. 101
    Rickytshirt says:

    The Nick Clegg Arena?

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    And yet, while most on this site can spot a fake YouTube Videos from the terror gangs in Syria, you seem ready believe this Bullshit. They are left-wing government so it must be true – no evidence required?

  103. 103
    Ancient seafarer says:

    A bag of uncollected garbage in an unlit street surrounded by giant rats?

  104. 104
    Philagain says:

    Owen is part of a new breed of intellectuals who will take my party to great heights!
    Your nothing but a nasty RW tory boy, who probably was brought up by your nanny while mumsy and poppa ripped off pensioner and tenants!
    With people like Owen in power We will decent pensions and benefits: something that people like you want to abolish!

    Horrible homophobic nazi!

  105. 105
    Ancient seafarer says:

    Following the Kiev coup d’etat he, along with Ashtray, Rumpy and Barrosso, should have been first up against the wall; then we might be getting somewhere in solving this mess.

  106. 106
    Podiceps says:

    Anthrax bacteria can lie dormant for centuries. They’re waiting for you.

  107. 107
    Owen "What a Wanker" Jones's doppelgänger says:

    Look Mummy!! A wanker in a striped shirt and jeans trying to look like “Wun ov de people” and “cool”.

    He looks a risible tw4t, doesn’t he Mummy. And he speaks like the commie c(h)unt that he is.

    Can I have an ice cream now?

  108. 108
    NotW says:

    Just joking comrade. Everyone knows Venezuela is a lefty’s utopian wet dream. All this youtube nonsense of tanks firing on civilians is fake. Just like it is in Syria. Wish I could go Caracas. Or better still – wish you could go.

  109. 109
    Ockham's Razor says:

    He will need Dr Koch.

  110. 110
    Ockham's Razor says:


    Thank you for your previous response. I have been out today. If I may crudely summarise the position, one should paid heed to the is/ought distinction (Hume’s Guillotine) in the practice of IR in its pure sense. So back to Hobbes. In particular one should steer one’s thoughts away from domestic considerations where the dynamic is different.

    Where does it go wrong?

    Robin Cook’s “ethical foreign policy” was not even ethical when it came to East Timor. Some of us did suspect that at the time. Compare Bill Gate’s immunisation programme (GVAP) for a real ethical programme, instigated and funded with private money and actually doing good in many countries of the world. (I try and remind myself of this when grappling with some of the undesirable aspects of Windows!)

    I cannot help thinking that the domestic political biasing to which you correctly refer is merely a “painting by numbers” approach which has pervaded so many areas of education. Maybe I was being too hard on just firing at IR teachers?

    The reduced attention to history is another interesting observation. We have the Waterloo bicentenary coming up next year but have we learned any lessons from it, even after this time? It should be remembered that a certain Austrian gent repeated Napoleon’s error when his Operation Barbarossa failed to take account of the Russian winter. The Cold War, in which I grew up, is an unknown to many now – effectively it didn’t happen. Santayana again (for those who can remember him!)

    The real Tragedy of the Commons may have been that enlightened self interest has descended into unenlightened self-serving…

  111. 111
    A. Non says:

    Feckin’ brilliant! Is this what independent Scotland will be like?

  112. 112
    Ockham's Razor says:

    * Like this

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    RT’d by Chris Williamson:

    “if we follow the lessons of Venezuela, we can fulfil the dreams of the many in the UK”

  114. 114
    Sue Kamm-I-Kok says:

    you did… on my fucking pension, ya bastard!

  115. 115
    Vladimir Putain says:

    “I had absolutely no part in the spontaneous uprising by Russian Special Forces in eastern Ukraine – er – is this right?”

  116. 116
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


  117. 117
    Like this says:

    * Like this

  118. 118
    Don't give a shit about UKRAP, the Limp Dumbs or LieBore says:

    No… I object to the rule of law like the Labourites try to put in place every time people forget what absolute mongs they really are.

    ID cards, anyone?
    DNA stored from those proved innocent?
    Millions of anti-UK immigrants brought in to enrich our culture?

    Fuck OFF!

  119. 119
    broderick crawford says:

    By cripes she still a looker .

    Caroline and Yvette . The only two Blair Babes worthy of the description .
    Voulez vous deux copines coucher avec moi ?

  120. 120
    Dreary Steeples says:

    Third rule, never finger the trigger unless your going to fire.

  121. 121

    Ahhh Renzo we wondered where you got to after your father s sad and untinely demise .

    Anyway , Big Tony left it all to you , the girls the dope , the waste disposal business and his office at the Bada Bing — not to mention the “special ” concrete pillars holding up parts of the New Jersey turnpike ( you ll know the ones ).

    So come on over we ‘ all waitin for yah . Me , Frankie Al , Joey
    and Mikey .

    Waiting for our first instructions from the new ” skipper ” !!

  122. 122
    By the way says:

    Has anyone noticed how, every time the US is in conflict with X country, along comes Amnesty International/US with a timely report on the lack of Human Rights in X country/how the of government of X country attacks peaceful, freedom-loving, demonstrators? And, by chance, many of the X countries just happen to be left-wing.

  123. 123
    Tommy Cooper says:

    Just like that ?

  124. 124
    Tommy Cooper says:

    Oh sorry, I thought you meant like this

  125. 125
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i been out for a while – whats with all the blue star stuff?

  126. 126
    Comsi Comsa says:

    Give us yer email and we will come and fuck yer.

  127. 127

    Guido what is this new attempt at self aggrandisement ?

    Do you really believe any if us will bother to log into wordpress after the first day just to click on the LIKE THIS green button so we can make it turn turdy yellow? In fact what will probably happen is we will all take a subconsncious decision to IGNORE the button just to lower your appreciation quotient .

    it s beneath you Gweeds .

  128. 128
    Bunkup Harem Spokesman says:

    We are very worried that a ‘hashtag’ has been set up about our yukky unclean Nigerian schoolgirls. Not. And we are very worried that Gordon Brown has been able to make a number of television appearances on the back of the girls. Not. And we are extremely, extremely worried that the West will bring their ‘War For Terror’ to Nigeria for years and years, and use the opportunity to plunder Nigeria’s natural resources. Not.

  129. 129

    Yes and so is modding it .. Speaks volumes

    * Like this

  130. 130
    non taxable pikey says:

    Looks like his vegan diet is finally taking effect.

  131. 131
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Would reserve judgement on Gates’s philanthropy.

    Some of the immunisation campaigns he has been involved with there exists credible evidence supporting claims of locals that are fronts for sterilization programs. That is leading to the bizarre attacks on volunteer medical staff in some parts.

    This goes in part to the point of IR: When dealing across borders the restrictions of civil society and domestic law does not exist.

    Whilst I would like to believe that Gates is trying to give back and do good, that he is doing that overseas implies he is directly involved with some aspects of US f’oreign policy implementation. There are questions about the real motivation and intentions. One should not be blind to the fact that Microsoft are also a major military supplier, and Gates himself has significant global commercial interests.

    Not trying to challenge your beliefs here – just expressing mine. The attacks on medics incidentally speaks directly to the real mistrust that the recipients of aid feel irrespective of if the intentions of the programs are honest or cover for something else.

    Even if immunisation programs are running straight as they say, reducing the death rate and extending longevity in poor nations without increasing investment in infrastructure, industry and other aspects of state is not going to do those nations any favours. It could be a good way of producing cheap labour, or creating the conditions for conflict in the future though.

    Cook’s approach in Timor perhaps could be viewed as the best of bad choices. In that sense it perhaps could be considered ‘ethical’ – but not the same type of ethics we are familiar with.

    The terms ‘ethical’ and ‘f’oreign policy’ if combined should be regarded with the similar caution that policies to ‘spread peace and democracy’, or ‘bomb for peace’ (even just a little bombing) should be.

    Self interest transforming to self serving: Would suggest that self interest is where it always was, however, as competition for scarce resources and influence has increased, whilst the West’s relative power has decreased, in order to serve self interest policies will be required that will sit less easily with the public.

    That could explain in part why government is preferring to restrict access to information. Its efforts at subverting reporting and discrediting details about certain acts by initiating conspiracy theories and other counter-intelligence tools perhaps speaks to this new reality.

    Hobbes – to the chagrin of the EU – is very much relevant today.

  132. 132

    Really Gweeds ….stop digging .

    Like the China Syndrome the hole may well take you through the centre of the earths core to exit at the Antipodes .

    Believe me you really woukd not like the land of the Sheep .

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    Up yours Herman says:

    The only thing socialism has done with any ‘success’ is killing people.

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    If you don’t believe that our country is in anyway controlled by the US – you must be living in your own cosy dream-world? But don’t worry, you can ask our doctor for something.

  135. 135
    Thumbelina says:

    I fear the blue stars will go the same way as Guido’s jumping recommendation ‘thumbs’ of a few years ago.

  136. 136
    madasafish says:

    Another typical socialist: thick, and a hypocrite..

  137. 137
    broderick crawford says:

    No I did not freakin’ mean like this I meant like that .

    And no I do not Like this .

    Stop asking me if I Like this . IUnless of course you give me a choice
    e g Hate this .

  138. 138
    WTF is this blue star thingy? says:

    Have the pinkos really taken over Guido – and pro tem put a blue star on everything in lie of Stalin’s Red Star?

  139. 139
    you cannot make this shit up says:

    Labour MP’s = twisted fruitloops

  140. 140
    Ah! says:

    Lots of sprouts.

  141. 141
    you cannot make this shit up says:

    A vote for Labour is a vote for empty supermarket shelves, fact.

  142. 142
    Gordoom McDoom of Doomshire says:

    Ah – but do they use Flying Nokias as a Management Tool?

  143. 143
    Cynic says:

    I am delighted to see this on the BBC News tonight ……….hang on ………

  144. 144
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    You can lurch to the left, or you can hop, skip, jump and fucking fosbry flop to the left.

    Jesus fucking tap-dancing Christ..! I’d never thought that i would read something as mental as THAT.

  145. 145
    Ah! but says:

    why can’t I like my own comments?

  146. 146
    Ah! alternatively says:

    If there is a prize every week / month / year, for the most likes?

    Then I like likes.

  147. 147
    Gordon Brown says:


  148. 148
    they caused the chaos says:

    Ukraine had a democratically elected government
    which the fascists in the EU,supported by the US,have
    helped to overthrow.

  149. 149
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Cheese eating surrender monkeys still intend to deliver warships to Putin.

    French President Francois Hollande says sale of warships to Russia still on "for now"— Agence France-Presse (@AFP) May 10, 2014

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    Just fuck off will you…

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    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    it does)t flukin work anyway!

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Not heard any rumours of this about Gates. Not saying there is nothing in it, just surprised. I do hope it is not the case but will accept whatever proof is produced.

    Have had a long experience of Africa and the problem is not the people but the communist period in which Islam has flourished due to the needless poverty.

    Right now, there is an Ebola outbreak where I have dear friends. It is something which can be defeated, not by drugs, but by basic cleanliness.

    If the problems resulting from disease were reduced, the efficiency of the place would improve. But with the mineral wealth there, there is no need for the poverty either. The education system is good if limited. I have taken laptops out there and they now have ADSL on a limited scale.

    The level of awareness is surprisingly high as to what is going wrong and who is pocketing the money.

    I can say that there is no evidence I have seen of any sterilization, hidden or otherwise. The contrary seems to be the case if anything! Rather I have heard of and spoken out against genital mutilation which I found unbelievable at first.

    Agree with rest. Enlightened self-interest can only mean one thing, whoever is trying to corrupt the system. I had simply been reflecting on my own previous observations of pragmatism and where it is so easy for some to subvert that into what it was never intended to be. Perhaps I should have drawn that aspect out a little better.

    We must never forget Hobbes…

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    Steve Right says:

    Fuck off you left wing Hunt. I’m old enough to remember your sort making any excuse for the USSR. Now Russia is bad because it’s capitalists and Venezuela can do no wrong.

    Do one.

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    Nelsonsgoodeye says:

    What an utter scumbag that man is! But what we need to know is, how many other liebore MP’s agree with his view?

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    you cannot make this shit up says:

    It beggars belief how they could get further to the moonbat left than the coalition, but you have to give them credit, they’ve played a blinder.

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    Hugo Chavez, Hell says:

    I am currently getting fucked up the arse in rotation by a team of large coloured gentlemen, from 5 in the morning till 7 in the evening. The rest of the time Pol Pot rubs salt into my sphincter.

    It’s not much fun here but at least there are plenty of socialists.

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    Anonymous says:

    Assad might be many things – but he ain’t mad. For why would he want tanks to fire on civilians – his own people? On the other hand, now that the rebels are facing defeat, would it not be in their interests to stage events, blame on Assad and con NATO into bombing? For are not the same terror gangs also attracting and training British youth? No joking!

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    I like this * says:

    I like this ‘like this’ star.

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    Fidel Castro, a lower layer of Hell says:

    You have it easy. I have to read everything Laurie Penny ever writes, while having my genitals fed into a pencil sharpener. To a soundtrack of early 90s European techno.

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    Jack D says:

    What’s the address bud?
    Harriet’s away for the weekend.

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    a case of the trots says:

    Yep, the Fabians turned a blind eye to Uncle Joe’s excesses until it became obvious even to those thickos. Socialists never fucking learn, it’s a golden rule of politics.

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    broderick crawford says:

    This new ” like this ” gizmo is actually designed to increase email traffic . If you have the unabashed temerity to Like Click a post the initiator gets a lengthy wordpress email stating ” A N Other liked your post ”

    If you Like Click your own post you receive an email saying you liked your own post !

    I suppose its the techno version of the dead tree press for manic depressives who need big boosts to their self confidence .

    Hate this

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    In A Flap says:

    once again I have to take issue with you here phillagain. It was your incompetent party that sent millions of pensioners into an old age of uncertainty and poverty. Of course those who are MP’s will have decent pensions and lots of benefits all paid for by the taxpayer.

    the ones that break the law of course will end up in prison. I hear they are building a whole wing for the labour party down the scrubs. You should fit right in there. It’s where benefits cheats belong

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    Is your doctor Sadiq Khan…?

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    Anonymous says:

    How Tory Boy I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Color Revolutions?

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    soclialism steals peoples lives says:

    So, you’d rather it be Putin then, you brain dead wanker?

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    Genghiz the kahn says:
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    broderick crawford says:

    If I Like Click Magboul s post at 17 does that mean I like
    …………. Arsehole ?

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    Not an even playing field says:

    Let’s see Murnaghan and Sky news grilling Miliband about this in the same gleeful way they get stuck into Farage.

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    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    I need cheering up…:

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    A Deluded Cunt says:

    “if we follow the lessons of
    Venezuela, we can fulfil the dreams
    of the many in the UK”

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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Just wondering what I can buy for £7 these days?

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    Curious says:

    Keep the maths easy; count those who disagree.

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    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    I can’t remember the last time I actually got arrested for indecent exposure.

    It was many moons ago.

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    Jimmy Hill says:


    Do something about this .


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    Inquiring Minds Want To Know says:

    Does SHE like it up her?

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    Ah! Likely lad says:


  179. 179
    George Santayana says:

    Those who have not studied Santayana are doomed to have it repeated to them.

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    Ed MIllibands bung and Ed Balls bash says:

    Unless this apparent pat on the back for Venezuela appears on the BBC then hardly anyone will know. Of course had this been a Tory parish councillor from some remote backwood in the deep country then it would have been lead news for days.

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    Ockham's Razor says:


    One more thing that occurred to me. At the time of Diana’s death and for ages afterwards I was told by many West Africans, in all seriousness, that the car crash was masterminded by the Queen or by Prince Philip.

    I would go out the next time and the same people would tell me the same story, in all seriousness, forgetting that they had told me before.

    Given who she was killed with, it does not take much to put together who was spreading that one.

    Gates may be of the wrong faith (ostensibly) to avoid such treatment. Not proof but an indicator from the ground there.

    Spending in Republic of Guinea 2000-2014 (March) $25.5m – mostly penta vaccine to babies.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Those who do not learn the lessons of reading things they don’t like are doomed to excruciating paraphrasing.

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    Gerry & the Pacemakers says:

    I like it, I like it….

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    Somewhere in a padded cell a former prime minister softly hums his thoughts says:

    Either in the pay of the Venezuelan government or one of those useful idiots.
    Probably the idiot.

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    WTF is the "Like this" shite? says:

    FFS get rid of this “like this” crap.
    Every time I read a comment I end up automatically reading like this at the end of the comment.

    No I don’t fucking like this.

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    The Dave Clark Five says:

    I like it like that…

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    JH3243262345645 says:

    Oh, we must have imagined all those people being shot in the street in Venezuela.

    Thanks for sorting that out.

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    WTF is the "Like this" shite? says:

    Are you Owen Jones ? No ? Then you can’t like your own comments.

  189. 189
    Ed Driveoff Balls says:

    I have an IQ of 9 .

    That’s good, right?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    No one can like your comments. :-)

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    Horace says:

    Just refer to him Mr Uro, Señor Uro, etc., the implication being that his forename is Mad.

    Hope this helps, not that I give a shit.

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    Magaluf Engerlander says:

    All philanthropy has a fundamental base localised in self interest.
    Privately or Nationally, It is either guilt or self-aggrandisement.
    Does that make the outcome of the philanthropy tainted?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Give it a try

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    Horace says:

    Fourth rule, never let a female within 500 yards of a weapon. Especially a clapped-out old boiler like that.

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    And this guy will still be sent to parliament by the fruitloops of Derby.

  196. 196
    Horace says:

    >>>>>>>>>>>> Specsavers >>>>>>>>>>>

    Thataway >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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    Ed Balls says:

    So what?

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    Horace says:

    More like a heap of rotting corpses in plastic bags, piled up in some unconsecrated place such as a hospital mortuary.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Liebore could learn a thing or two from these jokers. 100 thousand yes votes and the referendum isn’t until tomorrow.

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    Anonymous says:

    Makes you wonder what he’ll be doing to Ukip supporters next year.

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    Why the fcu*ck is the Venezuelan government having to run “pro” “rallies”, at all, and why in London of all places?
    I thought the UN-Nazis were on the side of anybody socialist, anywhere and everywhere 24/7, so what’s their problem then? They had only to pick up the phone.

    Does it think Britain harbours any pro-leftist-Marxist parties at all? Do they think we have money or something like that perhaps?

    Oh…wait…ummm—there’s the Tories, the Lib-Dems, the ScotzNaz*s, Plied-Coom-fellas, now also the CorNazis…. and Labour – and I nearly forgot the BNP as I thought they were dead.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Saw Chucky on the BBC news getting a verbal blow job off the old boiler beeboid interviewing him. Very very evasive about donations as usual.

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    Princess Po-Face Polytwaddle, seated on her High Horse, talking down at Common People says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Same as it ever was, same as it ever was

    Same as it ever was, same as it ever was

    Same as it ever was, same as it ever was

    Same as it ever was…

    (Once In A Lifetime –Talking Heads)

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    HMRC says:

    Take That, Barlow.

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    A vile, two-faced treacherous bastard, chosen by ‘Conservatives’ to lead them says:

    I am a vile, two-faced treacherous bastard, chosen by ‘Conservatives’ to lead them, and actually, I really do . . .

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    @ CO

    During the week have been able to look at the entire ICOADS/CRUTEM video corpus to date (in fact I downloaded the lot) and would make the following preliminary observations.

    Some historical events and consequences are immediately recognisable:

    * The effect of NZ exports to Britain in the 1930s, a pattern which disappears in the 1970s
    * Effect of the U-Boats in WW2
    * Suez crisis, particularly from the late phase, where the canal was shut for almost six months.
    * Development of the supertanker which would sail around Africa, largely in response to Suez together with the consequential loss that represented to Egypt. (A good example of self-correction mechanisms in international trade.)
    * The growth in traffic along preferred routes adding to a tendency to draw soundings from coastal waters at the expense of the high seas.
    * The growth and spread of fixed data points

    It is interesting to run two periods together in adjoining tabs and switch from one to another to compare the changes. It is better to start this with well separated sets and then progress to closer times.

    Agree a 16:9 format would be nice.

    At first, I found it counter-intuitive with the old world on the left and the new on the right but it is, of course, a date line split. It forces a better evaluation of the Pacific which has yielded some interesting thoughts to me, not least the strategic importance of the Panama Canal to Australia.

    We have already discussed this but, interesting though the videos are, they will probably not be the best way to identify any alternative narrative to the IPCC. You did acknowledge this and I do not mean to sound disparaging in any way on what has been a superlative effort in interpreting this massive dataset in a way apparently never attempted by anyone else.

    I have done some heavy lifting in big data myself but I would not know where to start on this scale. Heartfelt kudos.

    Having got to this point, there are a number of ways of isolating particular data to test some of the “known” findings or to produce a counter-proposition.

    That can be the subject of further discussions.

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    nell says:

    There is half the labour party bigging up the venezualan dictator with his abuse of human rights and gordongloom taking up residence in nigeria to ‘help’ goodluck thingy to rescue his country from third world chaos into which he had wilfully pitched it!

    Their deluded ego’s are nearly as big as militwit’s who declared this week his intellectual ability is far greater than anyone else’s on the planet.

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    Colin Righteous says:

    I think we need a new health and safety led approach to warfare. By replacing rifles with tazers, the risk of injury to opposing combatants could be reduced significantly. We could also explore the use of other non-lethal interventions, for example we could consider issuing street cautions or ASBOs against the “enemy”, as some like to call them.

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    nell says:

    What is this little blue star thingy? I tried clicking on it and nothing happens!

  212. 212
    Ockham's Razor says:

    I did that to a number of them but put in your email. Did you get the responses? ;-)

  213. 213
    Ockham's Razor says:

    They are very naughty people and appear to abuse Community Property.

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    RS Pro Cruelty Assoc., halal for all says:

    I see we are to be dominated by the extravaganza Gayeuro Vision for several hours hosted by an oirish oik. Earlier Ch Four News with Gurumurphy had a trannie moaning about poor treatment by the populace.


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    Like says:

    Thumbs up!

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    Anonymous says:

    If true, they must have taken notes from the first Bush election. That said, no one sent an Election Team into the US.

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    Like says:

    I bet you say that to all the boys you filthy bitch.

  218. 218
    Anonymous says:

    Like this is you hate Ukip.

  219. 219
    Ockham's Razor says:

    All our comments from before March 2009 appear to have been expunged.

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    nell says:

    What is it that labour admire about venezuala so much? Is it the way maduro is killing off his detractors with impunity?

    There was a time when labour believed in democracy – when was it they decided to support oppressive dictatorship instead?!

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    you know it makes sense says:

    I’d give him a twenty minute start, then hunt him down with dogs and guns.

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    Boko Haram says:

    Your aged TV personalities very, very bad men for treating girls that way

  223. 223
    the ghost of pol pot says:

    It’s all lies I tell you!

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Surely if UKIP won the lions share of the vote in two weeks then we would be kicked out of the eurovision song contest.

    All the more reason to vote UKIP.

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    shooty* says:

    When we finally get our asses in gear and travel to other planets, the test for getting a place should be “are you a leftie or islamist? If so, stay here and enjoy the fvck up you’ve created”.

    Want to know what the future will be like under the Ed Miliband/ EU run world? Read The Owner series by Neal Asher.

    Political Officers… *shudder*

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    Anonymous says:

    “How dissenters are crucified in Venezuela” – really? Or is it a question of fake YouTube videos, backed up with false ‘Human Rights’ reports – what better way to Manafacture Dissent, start a Color Revolution and undermine an elected government? Russia beware!

  227. 227
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i see register with your email and then they can come after you … umm

    So has some dirt EU diktat been ‘enforced’ around the back in some dirty piece of legislation to make this site – make people register?

    Oh dear … perhaps the EU and the LibLabCon – have found an unlawful way to ‘shackle’ those of us here who write too many truth’s ….

    Hey big Government – you got something to hide or wot?

  228. 228
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    A while ago – there was a kerfuffle about politicians having their portraits done.

    upon reflection of that

    i now want all erring politicians both national and local to have their portraits done

    Save with the proviso

    They be ‘Drawn’ – then ‘Hung’ and then ‘Quartered’

    i like this.

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    RS Pro Cruelty Assoc., halal for all says:

    Gay Vision in full swinging bollox mode. Lot of bald headed gayers in the audience. Time to puke/ switch over.

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    Socialist Dogshite says:

    This is your future with a Socialist Labour Government. Don’t it make ya feel proud.

    Vote Ed get Len. U inhumane Socialist shit for brains!!

  232. 232
    B3 says:

    Thank God B!lly isn’t here any more. Picture the scene……………..

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    Anonymous says:

    Well, according to a poll on this site, his ratings are now sky high. So I would not mind being in Putin’s shoes right now. Better a respected world-leader, than a arse hole like you.

  234. 234
    David Dearest (leader, call me Prime Minister or else) says:

    What is Cameron’s position on wire hangers ?

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    B3 says:

    If you had made it a brown star Guido, you’d probably get a better reaction on here.

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    nell says:

    How do I download this?

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Snacks et al procured by Stella Greasy it’s all free.

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    Fluoride 235 says:

    * I hate this. It is shit.

  241. 241
    Nigel Farage says:

    Is their anyone straight in the audience of the Eurovision song contest ?

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Of course the fascist Kiev junta wouldn’t get it’s thugs to seize a building in order to steal ballot papers and then fill them in in order to discredit the separatists.

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    By the way says:

    Is it not interesting how you used of the word “we”? Almost as if you had personal knowledge of what really happened – such as a ‘False Flag’ operation?

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    Spicy Chile says:

    Venezuela is a dictatorship but none of you had a problem when Pinochet was slaughtering people. Oh, that’s right, human rights abuses are ok if it’s only “lefties” being tortured. Wouldn’t it make more sense to abhor and condemn all dictatorships, whether they’re left or right? Just because Labour are stupid enough to support the Venezuelan regime doesn’t cancel out atrocities committed by regimes you happen to like.

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    Art Fargunkel says:

    These guys write obscene lyrics but can play like demons.

    The Terry Richardsons of rock.

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    * Like this says:

    Hitler’s Fart Contest:

  247. 247
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Yeah, what the F**k are all these “like this” stars everywhere? It’s bl&&dy awful!

  248. 248
    Anonymous says:

    Now what was the name of that freedom-loving leader in Chile?

    You know, the one Mrs Thatcher used to invite over for tea?

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    Person from Porlock says:

    I hate Obama and all he has done to the world.

    I do not like his wife much as she is no different to him.

    But I do admire her stand in delivering the President’s weekly presidential address over the kidnapping of the Nigerian schoolgirls.

    There are some things we should unite over. If this is not one, then what is?

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    Nigel Mirage says:

  251. 251
    The Treacherous Tosser in No. 10 says:

    I really love it when you get instant feedback as to whether you are liked or not!

    Tony taught me that! And he strived always to be everything to everybody – just like what I do.

    So Guido gets my vote every time!

  252. 252
    Like this again says:

    No No No fonts too small, LIKE THIS

  253. 253
    Shootist says:

    And prints issued for target practice

  254. 254
    You mean . . says:

    . . . like the EUSSR ?

  255. 255
    Ho Hum says:

    Has Guido gone PC ?

    All these comments with “Like me” ratings, but no invites to “Dislike me”

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    Like this again says:

  257. 257
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Ok, I dislike you…feel better now?

  258. 258
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Why, Jimmy, why, why, why is Chris Williamson making statements like these?

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Have had a short break from that this week but have a few bits in the pipeline.

    Am going to do 1900 through 1930 – data is processed, just need to generate the vids. Should be interesting to see the effect of WWI.

    As mentioned before, the movies were just an effort to get a feel for the overall datasets. It has helped identify that sea temperature variations are geographically biased until the 90s, and that average air temperature variations over the sea are quite different to that of land.

    They also give an insight into what happens with the datasets when certain filters are applied. That proves very helpful in identifying what sort of questions are worth asking of the data.

    The average SST have been somewhat static, as have Land / SST recorded in the tropics.

    The real analysis is still ongoing and looking very much at urban development. Shall blog results somewhere (not here) when done.

    What I am interested in is showing that the CO2 hypothesis is wrong. The steady state of sea temperatures and temperatures in the tropics one suspects does this – as do the land temperatures measured far from urban areas. If CO2 was responsible for temperatures increasing the effect would be global, which I have not seen in the data.

    Showing that urbanization – particularly in the US and Ch!na – is a major factor contributing to the recorded changes on land would help provide basis for a credible counter hypothesis. In the case of Ch!na, the expansion of coastal developments may show up in SST.

    I shall post up the method used for processing the data: it is quite straight forward – just relies on making sure it is extracted and sorted correctly. To work fast you need Unix Shell and utilities – and rudimentary geometry to figure out the transformations to get to common long / lat convention, and then to screen coords.

    Filtering out by distance with respect to fixed points is a little more tricky – but simple provided the file structures were chosen carefully: Once the stations have been identified, points with those stations ids need to be segregated and then the resulting files re-processed.

    If you are up for a mind exercise with a pencil – you may want to consider the following problem.

    Given a point on the surface of a sphere, calculate a square of given edge centred on that point. Derive an algorithm to test set of n points in O(n) time to determine if they lay within that square. All points are given in standard long / lat: 0 < | long | < 179 degs, -90 < lat < 90 degs. -ve long = W.

    If you are not familiar with geometric algorithms you can look up part of this on Google. (You will then learn how windows knows what you are clicking on) But the precise answer will require a little work. Replacing the square with a circle is interesting – what is the geometry of a small circle drawn on the surface of a sphere like if it is flattened Mercator style ?

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    JH3243262345645 says:

    Actually, they are both wrong.

    In Pinochet’s case however he was killing Communists, which are the socio/political equivalent of the clap so there has got to be some slack given there.

    Maduro is just killing anyone who wants his nightmarish rule to end.

  261. 261
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Not all of them.

    This post from ages back – perhaps a bit prescient given what came out surrounding the Cl!fford trial…

  262. 262
    Anonymous says:

    Total socialist w…ker.

  263. 263
    Cathy Ashton fan club says:

    Cathy Ashton is a wicked piece of sex on legs

  264. 264
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i thank you for your incessant pitiful and pathetic ‘attention’ – got summit to hide, besides you being a royally busted flush?

  265. 265
    Steel Panther says:

    There are two types of people in this world:
    Those who like their cocks being sucked and
    Those who like sucking them…

    OK, there are three types of people in this world…

  266. 266
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Some understand the truth about and with irony. Some (The easily duped) – do not know how to think for themselves.

  267. 267
    Anonymous says:

    In other news, DJ David Lowe told to “fall on his sword” by the BBC for inadvertently broadcasting the ssshh, you know what word, when playing an 82 year recording by Ambrose and his Orchestra of the “The Sun Has Got His Hat On”. Beyond fucking parody !

  268. 268
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    They must be in Disaster / Recovery mode.

  269. 269
    Anonymous says:

    She always reminds me of renowned anal porn star – Belladonna.

  270. 270
    White rabbit says:

    No, they’re also really good at inventive Tax Law and marvellous at restricting personal freedoms in a variety of intrusive ways.

  271. 271
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The establishment along with Rupe – appear to be in “Disaster Recovery” mode – see of Sat 7 Eastleigh – the QT outing … oh dear Rupe, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

    And guess wot – who’s got some fucking records from Eastleigh Borough Council?

  272. 272
    Revelling in the joys of bumsex says:

    scooby dap dap di di daaaaaiiiiii!

  273. 273
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

    Is there anything more disgusting than a Labour MP?

  274. 274
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    He is right though, it is shit.

  275. 275
    Anonymous says:

    So that they can identify and track people who “like” “offensive” posts and then send the cops round to your house to bang you up for a few months and make sure you lose your job for being some sort of phobe.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Correct. The flag was set at “comments off” for all these pages earlier. Some maintenance must have been going on.

    As a lover of history, there have been some posts which seared their way into my consciousness. I save ones which delight me. Sad, I know… When I used to find that some of them had been edited out, I used to write in about it.

    It has gone unnoticed of late so I desisted.

    BTW I used to know a lovely girl who regularly went to Stringfellows and was actually photographed for Page 3. For some reason it never appeared. I never tried – honest guv! But, being a keen photographer, I took a non-candid photograph of her. I used subterfuge and took it in a wall mirror so she did not know I was taking it. Clothed ( :-( ). It came out stunningly. She told me that it was the best picture that anyone had ever taken of her.

    Of course, I realise she might have simply been trying to get inside my trousers… :-)

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    Mutual destruction says:

    “Co-op” says it all.

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    Vote Ukip says:

    Diane Rabbit-rabbit-rabbit

    Professional racist black-woman who sends her kid to private school coz de locaaal comp is too ruftytufty wot wiv all dem gangsta-boyz from Acne.

  279. 279
    Peter Tapsell says:

    This is insane! I would sacrifice my right nut to have been there live

  280. 280
    President cheeryis Mahmood says:

    these blue stars are looking a bit EUesque

  281. 281
    Scatman Clegg says:

    I see what you did there.

  282. 282
    centre right says:

    when liked became likud.
    when begum became benazir.
    when benazir became bhutto.
    …benihanna is the name for transparency….
    like or love.
    massage the figure or become a nutty bengali profes”sor”.
    ….nothing is right or wrong this year”
    it is the Times we live in.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    OK, clever clogs! ;-)

    I can write any program you want to establish yield, IRR, APR, mortgage payments, annuities and all that lot. Easy Peasy! The exponential, once conquered, should present no problems… Unfortunately… :-)

    There came a point when I tried to convert National Grid into degs/minutes/seconds and can admit that I was beaten. I probably have the mental capability to do it (with some initial help from someone) but it got to the point where my lack of formal education really let me down.

    My self-taught programming skills only extend to QB4 and VB5. Pathetic! Lost in a timewarp. I have Symantec’s C++ plus some 20 yellow manuals (one yard of shelf space) here which someone kindly gave me some years back. I have not mastered it yet!

    The one thing I do believe in is that I can do it. But there are many other things I need to do too. Life is about priorities. I can probably keep the wolf from the door for as long as is necessary but, to feel fulfilment, one needs to go much further than that. Much, much further…

    But what you have done is superb and none of my above (very slightly tongue-in-cheek) ranting is meant to detract from it!

  284. 284
    Jack (Black Rod Blower) Dromey says:

    Just Chill!!!..

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    Mong the Miliband says:

    David Cameron only got a 1 written on his degree, I got a 2.

    According to Ed Balls, that makes me twelvety times more smarter than Cameron, but after checking on a calculator, I figure it as being more like twice.

    Whilst relaxing the other day with my comrades in the Labour bunker, a thought occurred to me: Will man ever walk on the Sun ?

    Not the newspaper, I said to my disciples, but the actual Sun ?

    ‘But the Sun is so hot. Would not any comrades who went there to walk be vaporized ?’ said comrade Burnham.

    ‘Surely it is so bright that they would be able to see where they were going’ said comrade Harman.

    ‘Let’s put this to a focus group’ said comrade Creasy.

    I demurred. Whilst stroking the invisible beard of Marx which hangs heavy from my chin, the solution unfolded before me.

    ‘The solution,’ I told my intellectually inferior comrades, ‘is simple.’

    ‘The night is both cooler and darker than the day. Man must walk on the Sun at night. That shall be put to a focus group for confirmation.’

    At this point, comrade Alexander arrived with the policy crayon and some fresh paper.

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:

    The continued lies of a very desperate man.

    David Cameron tells Eurosceptics: trust me I get it
    Prime Minister tells Eurosceptics he understands as he appeals directly to those disenchanted with the EU ahead of the local and euro elections. Writing in The Telegraph, he proclaims his “passionate” and “optimistic” belief in Britain’s potential, arguing that “real” patriots should vote Tory rather than be tempted to support the UK Independence Party.

    You’re too late matey! I’ve already voted UKIP on my postal ballot. If you think I’d ever believe you again, you’re just like Blair too, you must be joking!

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    Tie me Camaroon down sport says:

  288. 288
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Scottish referendum:

    Decisive or divisive?

  289. 289
    C.Williamson MP says:

    Venuzuela, an example for us all!

    I just know you’re gonna….

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    Anonymous says:

    We need to fuck the liblabcon party in their faces as these elections cos they are fucking us behind our backs.

    vote ukip as i have just done, even in the local elections too!

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Cameron was ‘noted’ for his – rep’lies’ to even that fucked up one A Boulton on a train journey oop north the other day – it was ‘noted’ how many times Cameron ‘avoided’ and evaded from (desperately as is distress) answering the simple question.

    Just that piece broadcasted ‘Publicly’ was yet another nail in the coffin of the ‘owned’ Cameron mongrel.

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    Anonymous says:

    Bridges are mere constructs but they don’t half come in handy.

  293. 293
    Anonymous says:

    Follow the nightmares.
    No leccy.
    No jobs.
    Massive corruption.
    Press control.
    TV control.
    Shortages of basic commodities (meat, dairy, bog roll)

    Still at least the petrol is cheap

    Socialists couldn’t manage a corner shop.

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    Fluoride 235 says:

    * Like Fanny Freshness
    * Lick Fanny Freshness
    * Like this
    * Lick this
    * EeYep is a bit of a bottom

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

    Philagain must be doing a satire on lefty fuckwits?

  296. 296
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron let’s them have a referendum to secede from the United Kingdom, but not an EU referendum.

    You have a Scottish Parliament, a Manx and Channel Island Parliaments, a Welsh assembly and a Northern Island assembly.

    But nothing for England and all the others can vote on English affairs but we can’t vote on theirs.

    We need a real Conservative leading a real Conservative party who has a big pair of balls, not that weak thing we have now who is really a liberal.

  297. 297
    BBC Wildlife Magazine says:

    Can you do that for us in English?

  298. 298
    Contrarian proselytiser says:

    If you don’t like this then:

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    Anonymous says:

    Vote Liberal Democrat for a forced on you United States of Europe.

    Vote Labour for a forced on you United States of Europe.

    Vote Cameron and his Conservative party for a forced on you United States of Europe.

    Vote UKIP to take our country back.

  300. 300
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i do not want to see known publicly failed ‘pricks’ like Gordon Brown ‘attaching themselves’ to issues of girls being possibly found in other jurisdictions and nor do i want to see any publicly known failed politicians ‘glorying themselves’ in being attached to the possible finding of said girls …

    sick and fucking tired of politicians AND fucking celebrities – bigging themselves up at other peoples misfortune.

    Fuck off you narcissistic politicians and celebrities. Just fuck right off you ‘DUPLICITOUS self-centered bastards.’

  301. 301
    President cheeryis Mahmood says:

    possibly they could be, I dunno, purple.

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    Vichy ‘Dave’ - (never trust the lying bastard) says:

    Angela phoned me this evening and said that I MUST carry on regardless.

    She said that a preferment to Brussels – or even Berlin awaits me if I ‘bring the bacon home’ – to use her words, but I’m not sure what they mean.

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    Anonymous says:

    + 1000

  304. 304
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Lee Desty – your Southampton BBC news editor arse is cooked. You only have the ‘I was only doing my job’ defence left – you sda EU Rse wipe.

  305. 305
    Anonymous says:

    How can you ever believe a politician ever again? We have had enough. We just don’t believe you any more, no more, you just ignore us, so now we will ignore you.

    Teach the liblabcon party a lesson.

    Dont vote for them, vote for any one other than them.

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    Ho Hum says:

    “First rule of handling a gun”.

    In the army in which I was once a conscript, the generalised term “gun” was outlawed.

    Precision was paramount.

    In communications concerning weaponry, accuracy mattered — regardless of which side / whose hands might possess such weaponry.

    That was the first rule (then).

  307. 307
    UKID DING says:

    Back to the 1800’s ??

  308. 308
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    What a neat trick to rename the fucked paper (NOTW) Rupe as the SOS – are you in total and utter fucking legger distress?

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    If you have time give it a go – it is a fun puzzle to look at.

    Converting national grid into degs ? The following may solve that (and I guess it wasn’t available online when you were looking at the problem):

  310. 310
    Nigel Farage says:

    A bearded person has won Eurovision and everyone is outraged. On a more serious note, the biscuits from the UKIP canteen have gone missing.

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    What's all this "*Like this" shit? says:

    What’s all this “*Like this” shit?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Rupe – you lied in parliament ref Leveson – so too did Gordon Brown

    You both lied – because you both, contrary to the real law are duplicitously ‘allowed to lie’ with impunity

    What kind of a fucking democracy is that – WHAT FUCKING KIND OF A DEMCORACY IS THAT – “It’s a failed and utterly corrupted from the top down democracy” – caught out by it’s own fucking lies to the people.

    As for the b/s of all wind farms & the crown estates b/s – pull the other fucking one arseholes.

  313. 313
    Ho Hum says:

    Like that reply

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    It’s Southampton V Manchester United today …

    How crooked is Rupert Lowe – former CE of Saints! How fucking connected is he to endemic corruption in Hants and the UK – how protected is he by the fucking corrupted Establishment?

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    PC bollocks says:

    Oh I see its Ok if you are a lefty to praise murderous left regimes, but use non-PC slang and you can use your job – all a bit niggardly I’d say.

  316. 316
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Wrong – Mr TROLL but well done on your late night pathetic attempt to write the opposite of the truth.

    It is the LibLabCon who WANT (need desire) – that the British Public return to the dark ages / a cold war era – where the politicos ruled through FEAR and the possibility of ‘them over there’ coming to get us. Grow fucking up you pathetic paid troll mouthpiece jus doing your job.

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    Lord Mayor of Laundry London says:

    Mr Hollande has understood what has made us super rich for years

    How could Britain get by without those Russian billions?


  318. 318
    PC bollocks learning to spell says:

    Oh I see its Ok if you are a lefty to praise murderous lefty regimes, but use non-PC slang and you can lose your job etc

  319. 319
    TheVastMajority says:

    The conservatives are lurching to the left under Cameron.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Can’t wait for the ‘spoiler stories’ that will be headlines today ….

    but i have copped the latest issue of Private eye … AND OH YES THATS VERY INTERESTING …

    So who really did fuck over Lord Carlile’s ‘bluster’ [someone mentioned his crap ‘previous’ in the MOS] – was it PE / Guido or some blogger on Guidos site ….?

    Fuck you Lord Carlile – you and Ming Campbell – of the ‘faculty of advocates’ Scotland. [Cnut, duplicitous cnut and cnut for all of your life]

  321. 321
    Why don't the Americans get out of Cuba? says:

    They’re rebuilding GITMO, instead of closing it.

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    CommenMan says:

    Cameron loves it when you stick a big blue star up his arse just

  323. 323
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

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    CommenMan says:

    A vote for Cameron is torture for most right minded people.

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    CommenMan says:

    Why haven’t any of the BBC and MSM explained the kidnapped girls are Christian, and the kidnappers are Mussieeees ?

    Why are they hiding this ?

    It is a disgrace.

    The BBC should be on a final warning and sacked if they make one further mistake.

  326. 326
    Anonymous says:

    That bloke shittin down the chimney is what it feels like to live in the UK with Cameron in No 10.

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    Pinochet did the world a service, he slaughtered communist scum who had taken over his country , his was the first ever military victory against them VIVA PINOCHET

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    Handypara says:

    Me too! Makes me fucking sick.

  330. 330

    Thank you BBC ,not many of us would have heard of this version until now ,we will sing it at every opportunity.
    My little nephews love it!

  331. 331
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is a liar, he cannot be trusted on the EU or a referendum.

  332. 332
    UKID DING says:

    Said the potty mouth Troll Op.

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    The blue stars are indeed shit.

    When scrolling through 100’s of posts they are very distracting and make the blog posts very difficult to read.

    Pls can Geeds reconsider and remove them ?

  334. 334
    Spicy Chile says:

    Great. So now we know you think it was good to torture women and children, insert rats into women’s vaginas and force fathers to have sex with their daughters, I think it’s safe to say you have no credibility to accuse anyone else of poor judgement or bad taste. Once again, the right reveal their ugly true colours, revelling in the deaths of anyone they don’t like.

  335. 335
    táxpáyér says:

    May he personally discover the violence he hopes happens to others.

  336. 336
    táxpáyér says:

    gu lag is a delayed chocolate dessert?

  337. 337
    A Passing Psychiatrst says:

    You should try Clozapine, but it can cause seizures and lower your white cell count.

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  339. 339
    A Passing Psychiatrst says:

    Gimme an ‘i’.

  340. 340
    Anonymous says:

    The EU says no chance for renegotiation before 2017…

    Cameron must think we are idiots if he is lying to us so blatantly about an EU referendum.

    The man simply doesn’t get it unless it’s a problem that Eton school chums know about.

    Cameron cannot be trusted.

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    Podiceps says:

    Having a tranny contestant was a furrow already ploughed years ago by Israel with Dana International (sound like an airport) singing Viva la Diva — though Fräulein Wurst was the first tranny to have a beard as well as a sequinned dress.

    But the point here was that she had the best song by some way, and performed it well and simply, without the aid of dancers or peculiar people pretending to play the dulcimer, which caused even aggressively macho nations from eastern Europe to award points, and in general the voting was less dominated by political alignments than in previous years.

  342. 342
    Podiceps says:

    A picture is worth a thousand wotsits:

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    Marcus Aurelius says:

    Say to yourself in the early morning: I shall meet today ungrateful, violent, treacherous, envious, uncharitable men. All of these things have come upon them through ignorance of real good and ill… I can neither be harmed by any of them, for no man will involve me in wrong, nor can I be angry with my kinsman or hate him; for we have come into the world to work together..

  344. 344
    Podiceps says:

    At present there are 334 comments on this post, and only three of them liked, in each case by just one person. As a display of well deserved apathy, this beats even the LibDem vote.

  345. 345
    Cameron - Camera On - Lights - No Action says:

    How about a Conservative PM who kowtows to a murderous Chinese Communist totalitarian regime that is guilty of GENOCIDE in Tibet not just a few odd shootings of protestors? A regime that runs its tanks over peaceful students. A regime that threatens war with at least six of its immediate neighbours. A regime that arrests and terrorises renowned artists like Wei Wei. A regime that demolishes churches. A regime that employs 500 minimum people on hacking our computers in the West.

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    PC Knott-Goode says:

    Benjamin Baruch Ambrose – lovely British name, as the Pub Landlord is wont to say. It’s like the pot calling the kettle black.

    F Me – just looked up the song writer – Noel Gay – on wikipedia and find he wrote:

    Run Rabbit Run
    Me and My Girl
    Leaning on a Lampost AND
    Lambeth Walk

    He basically wrote the first half of the 20th century in the UK.

  347. 347
    PC Knott-Likely says:

    You’re no gentleman but you might be gay. She looks pretty hot there I’d say.

  348. 348
    Gibbons' de-clench and poop says:

    Great video! Except that ape was no monkey, Senator.

    Plus that was precision pooping was it not? Fantastic!

  349. 349
    Woninda Bakodanet says:


    You could save even more time by getting angry now after your disappointment and having a full national debate on “whither football?”. Why wait till later?

    Plus you could invent an Ecuadorian referee to get really upset about for not awarding England a penalty in the second half. That will also save time.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    What a treasure trove! Thank you. I was doing this sort of stuff back in the 90s just on the basis of hobby and as a means of supporting my other interests like architecture and archaeology. MS produced Autoroute in a number of formats and I bought the professional edition used by hauliers for some £280. As a result, I could import my modest database of sites I had visited (some 7,000 plus records) and another 10,000 I wanted to. It needed a CD but I was able to emulate one by using a virtual drive which was of course much quicker.

    I could do the same thing for Europe and again for the world (both with similar sized sets) but then they stopped supporting these as cloud computing came in. There is no way I was fielding my data for them to grab! In any event, until I went there, there was often no other means of validating the coordinates at the time. Besides, one could not always be online in the middle of a highland moor, when looking for a cup and ring mark, the size of your fist, carved in some remote spot which required a walk of over a mile to get to. At least I was a healthy nerd!

    In typical Luddite style, they put in stuff to prevent you from emulating a CD on the HD. Had I been a better programmer, I could have reverse engineered it but that would have been straying too far away from the main objective. As I was not intending to market it, I did not give a fig about breaking their needless and pathetic terms and conditions. No wonder Google walked all over them.

  351. 351
    I hate Marxists says:

    This labour twat probably wanks himself stupid looking at Stalin’s death lists

  352. 352
    Ockham's Razor says:


  353. 353
    Ockham's Razor says:

    What a treasure trove! Thank you. I was doing this sort of stuff back in the 90s just on the basis of hobby and as a means of supporting my other interests like architecture and archaeology. MS produced Autoroute in a number of formats and I bought the professional edition used by hauliers for some £280. As a result, I could import my modest database of sites I had visited (some 7,000 plus records) and another 10,000 I wanted to. It needed a CD but I was able to emulate one by using a virtual dr!ve which was of course much quicker.

    I could do the same thing for Europe and again for the world (both with similar sized sets) but then they stopped supporting these as cloud computing came in. There is no way I was fielding my data for them to grab! In any event, until I went there, there was often no other means of validating the coordinates at the time. Besides, one could not always be online in the middle of a highland moor, when looking for a cup and ring mark, the size of your fist, carved in some remote spot which required a walk of over a mile to get to. At least I was a healthy nerd!

    In typical Luddite style, they put in stuff to prevent you from emulating a CD on the HD. Had I been a better programmer, I could have reverse engineered it but that would have been straying too far away from the main objective. As I was not intending to market it, I did not give a fig about breaking their needless and pathetic terms and conditions. No wonder Google walked all over them.


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    please read says:

    From Prudence to Profligacy: How Gordon Brown Undermined Britain’s Public Finances

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    Mustaph adit in the manifesto says:

    For the reason, see my nom de guerre…

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    Gove diverted 800 million of education money to fund his failing free school programme

    WANKER !

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    Anonymous says:

    How true. Disgusting comment from the repulsive BBC’s Norton.

  358. 358
    Can my cupboard be descibed as a woodpile? says:

    Not yet ‘dangling from’….but the day draws closer……

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    Can my cupboard be descibed as a woodpile? says:

    …first military victory against them? I think Sir Gerald Templar might disagree with you.

  360. 360
    Barbie Wyre says:

    Can you wait while I check with some mates in Guantanamo?

  361. 361
    Anonymous says:
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    Gordon Brown is a mental one eyed nonce bastard says:

    Why is the c’unt trying to get in the pants of allegedly missing teens.

    The sick bastard probably had them stolen to order, and is going to expense them, because he is a filthy homosexual p’edo in denial and needing young beards.

    Fuck Gordon Brown.

  363. 363
    Barbie Wyre says:

    A real ‘lay lawyer’ would know that the past participle of ‘broadcast’ is ‘broadcast’ and not as written above…. and I have some documents to confirm this.

  364. 364
    Gordon Brown is a mental one eyed nonce bastard says:

    Norton is a BBC rent boy who perhaps needs his tax affairs investigated.

    And he is as entertaining as a dose of thrush.

  365. 365
    O. Cromwell says:

    Couldn’t have put it better myself.

  366. 366
    O. Cromwell says:

    She was ordering a sandwich for supper, you dimfuk.

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    Anonymous says:

    well the truth always hurts, you are definitely a very good reason why no one should vote liblabcon, we don’t need offensive people like you in our country. Fortunately, at the moment until the EU takes over, it’s still not a crime to have and express a legitimate opinion.

  368. 368
    Anonymous says:

    The main news this morning is that UKIP is a racist party. Did you know?

    And also they also have a sheep standing as a candidate that said it didn’t mind not being stunned first and going on to become halal meat.

    This thing should not be allowed. it’s absolutely outrageous.

    You must vote liblabcon accordingly. We can’t have this sort of thing in our country.

  369. 369
    Anonymous says:

    back to the pre-blair days, before the socialists f ucked up this country by allowing any one to come and live here.

  370. 370
    Abbopotamus says:

    But we’ve all got to do our part. How can we put money in all these upturned paws without extorting it from the colonial oppressors first?

    Sounds like dey be dividin an rulin.

  371. 371
    JH293275709234-02 says:

    The mere concept of ‘business rates’ sickens me. The owner and employees already pay taxes on their income to pay for the local services they use.

    The fact that you also have to pay to do business in a shithole like Tower Hamlets is also perverse, it’s just a tax on hard work. Can’t have people doing that can we.

  372. 372
    Someone else says:

    He’s less offensive than the filthy third world bastards who are being let in, stealing our jobs.

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    Why are you referring to the creature as she ?

  374. 374
    Anonymous says:

    Everyone hold your horses! Don’t draw any conclusions from this about European tolerance, Putin etc.

    Analyse the results from UK. Remember 50% from a jury 50% from televoting.

    Austria came third in both. but the nature of the voting meant that when combined she came first.

    Poland (milk churns breasts etc): Jury = 25th place. Televoting 1st!

    So if this was just a televote we would have given it all to the Poles.

    How can we explain this? Perhaps loads of Poles in UK. Or we don’t take it seriously. Can’t see how anyone can say we voted for tolerance. We voted for butter churning and pendulous ladies.

    If you look – it is the same in other countries: Ireland, Belgium etc

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    White rabbit says:

    * Like this

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    nelly says:

    Conchita is a person of amazing grace. Whereas the silly mob did little self-congratulating victory dances whenever a douse points came their way, Conchita looked genuinely amazed and bowed in thanks towards the new supporters, taking nothing for granted. The dedication at the end to people who want peace and freedom was genuinely moving. Has there ever been a winner with beautiful eyes, outstanding dental work, and the capacity to make a melody soar? Big thanks Conchita, for bringing such good feelings to the fore in Europe. Stay with us, please

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    Shirley says:

    So, they’ll be removing the spy camera after an emergency session of the council….they’ll be doing that, won’t they?
    Fines aren’t as important as thriving business surely.

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    @jonno says:

    A great result for freedom of expression to be oneself. Well done indeed for the furtherment of all humanity to demonstrate that the strawman of the bigot is nothing that is portrayed to be – humility and love is what we saw from Conchita tonight.

    Let’s not forget how far Europe has come in less than a lifetime because of union and a common cause for the furthering of freedom and democracy and ironically a country where the most odious fascist in history wanted to call home contrasted to seemingly one of the most liberal now.

    UKIP take note please. Farage in a dress after growing a beard would be entertaining though…

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    A lawyer trying to be helpful says:

    What plans have Tower Hamlets in place to ensure its citizens have adequate reasonably priced parking for its citizens to enjoy local amenities?

  380. 380
    Owen Jones says:

    When all other arguments fail, shout “Fascist!”

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    Pinochet was the first to actually get them out of power once they had taken over a country.

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    Boing says:

    That Polish bird had cracking knockers though

  383. 383
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron says we need to raise ordinary peoples bank accounts so that Amazon can pay 0.1% tax, and that we can keep the tax bills of other corporations and multi nationals like Vodafone, well and truly low!


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    Guy News Room says:

    Poor Nigel Farage must have had a fit last night, millions of Brits voting for an Austrian drag queen! BTW try this!

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    Euro drag says:

    Well the falsetto bearded lady won the Euro song contest and the talented Russian real ladies were booed off.

    That Britain gave the bearded lady 12 points and the talented Russians nil points says it all.

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    UK ‘jury’ voted P’oland 25th.

    Diametric opposite of how the televoters voted.

    Seems that the ‘jury’ were displaying serious intolerance.

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    Fresh_Aire says:

    They certainly were masters of music in those days and could play the buttons off a jukebox.
    All this chanting self adulatory words into a microphone that makes idiots billionaires today.
    The Public lost their taste organs long ago.

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    * Like this says:

    Guido, can we get rid of ” * Like this”.

    If you Like this, press ” * Like this”.

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    The Sun says:

    Coming out today. I’ve got my hat on.

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    President Cheery. B. Mahmood says:

    she could make quite a bit endorsing gillette

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    Good morning! says:

    Morning hate filled righties! So, if I have it correct, the following is the full comprehensive list of everyone you hate:

    The disabled
    The homeless
    The poor

    Have I left anyone out?

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    Anonymous says:

    Camerons leadership of the tory party will put Milliband in no 10 next year. He must bear that responsibility because he has turned the tory party into the liberal party mark 2.

    He didnt win in 2010 and he wont win in 2015.

  393. 393
    Anonymous says:

    should be RAID

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    Anonymous says:

    get a f ucking life you moron, or is no else entitled to an opinion other than you?

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    Number 10 Knobcheese says:

    Can you trust my promises?

    Is the earth flat?

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    Owen Jones, Laurie Penny, Polly Toynbee says:

    We have no comment to make on the kidnapping and trafficking of girls by followers of a certain religion. But we’ll be more than happy to spend hours calling for Jeremy Clarkson to be killed.

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    Bloke says:

    Won’t someone commit c*nticide against the troughing 650?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    * Like this

    (Oh! Sorry, Podi!)

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    Anonymous says:

    Labour and the liberal democrats won’t give you a referendum on the EU and neither will Dave, because he won’t be in no 10! And even if he was in no 10 there’s enough wriggle room in his words to deny you once there.

    But he still won’t answer the question if he would pull us out if the uk voted no. He doesnt have to abide by the vote, its non binding, or would he keep on holding them until he gets the result he wants?, that of a united states of europe!

  400. 400
    Anonymous says:

    yes, you

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    Welcome to the London Borough of Alien Hamlets says:

    What do you expect, honestly? These people are rotting the very fabric of British society. I don’t think even voting UKIP can reverse this. But you could try.

    Don’t bother clicking “*Like this”.

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    Anonymous says:

    good morning, hate filled lefty.

    How are you today?

    Do you feel better now you have got your lefty rant off your chest?

    You can always go to north korea you know where all views by all people are universally accepted and very well tolerated as you know.

    or is it a case of i believe in democracy as long as every body else agrees with MY views?

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    Silly man says:

    Cameron, most certainly, doesn’t get it……he intends to keep free movement of people.
    The people don’t want it.

    Vote UKIP

  404. 404
    Canned says:

    Well, the BBC hand picked jury gave it those points….

  405. 405
    A thread about murder and tyrany and they bitch about the EU? says:

    How about the last labour government that handed millions of Tibetans over to China in exchange for nothing ?

  406. 406
    El Gordo McMental says:

    I can’t be arsed to turn up in Westminster and do the job I get paid to do. It’s much more fun to get some self-publicity by exploiting kidnapped schoolgirls.

  407. 407
    Andrew Marrslicker says:

    It’s not my job to challenge the establishment. For someone of such limited talents, I do very well out of it, thank you.

  408. 408
    Ever hopeful says:

    Camoron is ducking and diving as Bliar and Brown did on the Marr show, until the real Conservatives take control of the Conservative party and get rid of Camoron the Liebour PM then they can go to hell, I agree 11 days and I will vote UKIP and 2015 I won’t give a crap if Liebour get back in I will vote UKIP.

  409. 409
    Jasmin Beckett says:

    Can I join in?

  410. 410
    Ever hopeful says:

    Vote Labour a sign seen in the more a(e)ffluent area of Birkenhead on a big house, it goes to show, Labour the party of the rich, if your poor don’t worry we will throw some crumbs and give you free money in the guise of benefits from the taxpayer.

  411. 411
    The public says:

    I wonder whether Youtube will remove it when they are happy, as I understand it, to put up ‘rap’ and ‘gangsta’ videos which make frequent use of the word…

  412. 412
    The European Directive of Fanny Freshness. says:

    Projecting again…?

  413. 413
    The Treacherous Tosser in No. 10 says:

    TRUST ME !!

    And you know me well enough by now!

  414. 414
    Burke n Head says:

    All we need are ciggies, cheap lager and daytime telly and we’re happy.

  415. 415
    Unlikeable says:

    Like What? Oh, Like That.

  416. 416
    Sunshine says:

    Two Labour MPs?

  417. 417
    Stack up on popcorn, nachos and dips for May 22 says:

    There’s gonna be a UKIP shaped earthquake!

  418. 418
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Surely top of the list for hate filled righties, should be hate filled lefties ?

  419. 419
    jgm2 says:

    That’s nonsense. For starters I think women are fantastic and everybody should have one. Even the women.

    Also I love animals. I shall be having one later with roast potatoes, mashed parsnips and carrots, leeks and green beans.

    You need to stop projecting.

  420. 420
    Dave's Gay Boyfriends. says:

    Thank you Dave for legalising Bumsex Marriage.

    Another two breakthroughs today — NFL and Eurovision

  421. 421
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Can we have some purple, yellow, and red stars – just to keep it politically balanced?

  422. 422
    Ever hopeful says:

    All words used by the left to shutdown discussions by making them taboo and you wonder why people are pissed off with your sort of hate,, opinions from everybody in a country matter, not opinions spouted by the few and shouted down because they don’t conform to your doctrines

  423. 423
    jgm2 says:

    Miliband and Balls will put Cameron back into Number 10.

    They didn’t win in 2010 and they won’t win in 2015.

    Get over it.

  424. 424
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Go Nige, Go!

  425. 425
    The Growler says:

    Fawkesy one for you, concerning the slippery eel B’Liar especially as Chilcot Report is supposed to be issued shortly , it does makes you wonder how Teflon® Tone has managed to con so many folks for so long, talk about “sincere face”, even you wondered how the Liebore Party could abandon someone who had lead them to 3 GE victories. At a guess Chilcot could be delayed once again, as most of the Cons backed the war in Iraq (including those who left the Cons due to a little matter of expenses), strangely it had no backing from the LipetyDems

  426. 426
    Fog says:

    Graham Norton also said he felt sorry for the Russian singers because it isn’t their fault.

    Who is Marcus Stead?

  427. 427
    Good morning! says:

    Weak straw man. Nowhere in my post did I say you’re not allowed to hold whatever views you wish. I was simply listing categories of those you do hate, not suggesting you don’t have the right to hate them. But avoiding the point is better than just admitting it, right? Unless you’re suddenly going to say you have no problem with all those I listed, which we both know you won’t.

  428. 428
    Unlikeable says:

    Boycott the stars. We wouldn’t be here if we didn’t like it.

  429. 429
    jgm2 says:


  430. 430
    The Growler says:

    Whatever is said about Venezula and its troubles our dear leaders are no better if they fear their authority is about to be undermined, and some of the army police and army if sent in, are not beyond using exceptional force and hiding misdeamenors commited by them

  431. 431
    Good morning! says:

    Taboo words? Women is a taboo word? So you’re inadvertently, albeit bizarrely, admitting you do hate all those categories and it’s everyone else’s fault that you don’t feel able to openly and comfortably express that hatred? I’m not stopping. You have the right to hate anyone you wish. Just admit that you do.

  432. 432
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Incredible interview WATCH THIS!!! Message to Govt … part 2/2

  433. 433
    @hateliebour says:

    Camoron getting more airing from the bBBC with excerpts from his gobbing on the Marr show, it goes to show how Europhile he is.

  434. 434
    jgm2 says:

    Now who is making a straw man and pigeon-holing people based on their own prejudices?

    Dis anybody say ‘projecting’?

  435. 435
    jgm2 says:

    Did. Did anybody say ‘projecting’?

  436. 436
    Guardian-reading BBC Komandant says:

    Just a moment…

    This David Lowe. He is:

      1.) White
      2.) Male
      3.) Heterosexual
      4.) Law abiding
      5.) Decent
      6.) Has not sponged off the state
      7.) Has worked for us for many years
      8.) Is over 25 years old
      9.) Pays his taxes
    10.) Is liked by his audience

    This won’t do! He ticks all our disapproval boxes. Let’s creep up behind him and shout BOO before we give him his cards. Might not need to pay him a pension that way.

  437. 437
    jgm2 says:

    You simply can’t trust the voters. They be ‘directed’ by their elders and betters.

    The EU in microcosm.

  438. 438
    Anonymous says:

    Even after Sottish independence shall we still be accosted by garbled requests for loose change which we are assured by the recipient will be spent on a cup of tea?

  439. 439 says:

    The UKIP tank is running over left wing student misfits as we type.
    Sometimes it’s necessary to insist that moronic children listen to experienced and fair adults.

  440. 440
    Good morning! says:


    As I thought.

  441. 441
    Ever hopeful says:

    Don’t have any problems with using them and don’t hate anybody but I do hate Labour for the destruction of this country , you lot have tried to go through the dictionary making words taboo to suit your own needs, discussions and opinions from all are needed not just someone who thinks they know better because they think they are above the people.

  442. 442
    President Cheery. B. Mahmood says:

    dear hate filled lefty,
    your mind reading abilities are quite weak. Exercising my own more developed mind reading abilities I think you’ll find people are not hating the things that you list but rather are disappointed that the country focuses more on the issues you mention rather than rugged, personal responsibility protected by honest and truthful politicians and a focus on industrial and economic progress rather than concentrating on endorsing sexual and religious perversions.

  443. 443
    Horace says:

    Lookee here:

    Kindly fuck off with that “gay” shit. The fact that I don’t drool over a boot-faced, middle-aged female Labour MP who is no stranger to hair-dye does NOT make me a homosexual.

  444. 444
    Avoid_all says:

    Come May 23 > all change?
    Think Not, just different pigs at the trough.
    And if you beleive different, then good luck with that one.

  445. 445
    Miss Fitt says:

    Some with no colour/transparent/invisible at all {clueless} as well so you/crimilanls/judges/jo-os/Sir Alan have something too press to. Huh!

  446. 446
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Eurovision 2014:

    Looking through the results, on basis of judges and televoting, Austr!a came out on top overall, and for the results from the Eurozone member states:

    Overall    | 1st      | 2nd                    | 3rd
    Jury       | A'ustria | N'etherlands, S'weden  | N'etherlands
    Televoting | A'ustria | A'ustria               | A'ustria
    EU         | 1st      | 2nd                    | 3rd
    Jury       | A'ustria | N'etherlands, S'weden  | N'etherlands
    Televoting | A'ustria | A'ustria               | A'ustria
    Non-EU     | 1st      | 2nd           | 3rd
    Jury       | A'rmenia | A'zerbaijan   | I'celand
    Televoting | A'rmenia | A'rmenia      | R'ussia

    A total of 36 countries took part, of which 15 ( 41.7% ) were Non-EU member states.

    2 Countries did not cast televote: S’an M’arino, A’lbania

    1 Country was televote only: G’eorgia

    6 of the 28 EU member states did not take part:

    B’ulgaria, C’roatia, C’yprus, C’zech R’epublic, L’uxembourg, S’lovakia

    9 Country juries overall placed A’ustria 1st: 2 of those were non-EU !srael / S’witzerland.

    The following non-EU country televoting placing A’ustria among top three are as follow:

    Non-EU Televoting: Austria 
    1st  |  S'witzerland 
    2nd  |  A'rmenia, G'eorgia, !srael, N'orway
    3rd  |  A'zerbaijan, I'celand, R'ussia

    Did not see it, but how did the N’etherlands, S’weden, A’rmenia, A’zerbaijan, I’celand and R’ussia entries compare to A’ustria ?

    Does this voting reflect the quality of the music ?

  447. 447
    Avoid_all says:

    If the UK ever attempted to leave the EU, then NATO troops would be seen on our streets defending “Western Democracy”.

    Vote Lib-lab-con = EU
    Vote UKIP = EU (but different master)

    We are still in SLAVERY.

    Go Nige (as the call often rallies here) but dont forget to tell your new MEPs how to put their Reciepts in. New millionaries in the making….

    To all Parties – Go F**K yourself ya maggots.

  448. 448
    White rabbit says:

    Weak and pathetic.

  449. 449
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Liked by 1 person :-) you must be trending!

  450. 450
    White rabbit says:

    Please don’t

  451. 451


  452. 452
    Soft Power says:

    Politicized and run by homosexuals.

  453. 453
    Nick Griffin says:

    Vote B&P then.

  454. 454
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    That gun is not a “clapped-out old boiler”, I’ll have you know. It is a copy of a perfectly good .303 Lee Enfield.

  455. 455

    Nato troops on our streets would have their rifles shoved up their arses in about 15 seconds!

  456. 456
    Carl Philipp Emanuel says:

    Isn’t quality of the music in Eurovision terms rather like saying integrity of character in Blair terms?

  457. 457
    Ned Lloyd says:

    What’s to fear ? Begone, blue stars, and never return.

  458. 458
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Pol Pot was a jolly good chap, I have high hopes of Kim Wrong’un but why is he so fat when everybody around him is so thin? (hairstyle is a bit weird too).

  459. 459
    So don't vote then says:

    Rather UKIP pigs than LibLabCon pigs.

  460. 460
    Good morning! says:

    You assume I’m a Labour voter. Is everything in your world divided so simply into Labour-Tory antitheses? Believe it or not, it’s actually possible to not be left wing and not be racist, homophobic and uncaring about the poor.

    As I said, we all have the right to like or hate whoever we wish. I just find it odd that, having read this site every day and read so many hate filled comments, when I bring this up, all of a sudden no one will admit it and instead resorts to silly comments. There’s a cognitive dissonance when someone can happily post racist or homophobic comments, but when this is highlighted, they’re unable to maintain the courage of their convictions.

    Let me give an example. I despise muslims. I know, sounds surprising given what I’ve posted, but islam is not a race, it’s a man made religion and as such not immune from criticism. I will happily defend and justify my loathing for this barbaric ideology against anyone, i.e the left, who would criticise me for it. So all I ask is that those who post about “darkies, bummers and wimmin” at the very least admit they hold those views.

  461. 461
    Ever hopeful says:

    We have to have a bit of hope in UKIP if not, UKIP will go by the wayside, the political parties we have in now are not trusted by most of the people of Britain, we are treated like little kids, who don’t know any better and have to have laws that are bubble wrapped around us to guide us by these grown up politicians, while they plunder the treasury to line their own pockets, I’am hoping yes hoping on all hope that UKIP will change all that and attempt to return the country to it’s people, maybe I’m just listening to one of those phone calls you get telling you, you have won a free kitchen, but, and believing it,

  462. 462
    jgm2 says:


  463. 463
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    I will admit to hating Gays, Blacks, The disabled, Women, Teachers, The homeless, The poor. I do it when they use their condition to try and blame me for it and thus prefer themselves.

    Animals are the best out of that list as they do not do that at all. All the others are worse, much worse, than animals.

    Now the other side of the coin: I like some Gays, Blacks, The disabled, Women, Teachers, The homeless, The poor. Where I do this, it is because they do the best they are able to do for themselves.

    I can go further. I have loved members from all of those categories. Not the anal-sex type love that your limited thinking is restricted to. I am talking about real, heartfelt love for worthwhile people. Something you would not understand.

    I hope you have a pleasant day, stupefied in your self-imposed misery.

  464. 464
    Anonymous says:

    Norton did say we totally understand.

  465. 465
    Ever hopeful says:

    NATO troops are already in the country, just like we go to other NATO countries to train, if it’s any troops they will have to be EU troops, but the rest is true, if they are asked by the politicians or invade us.

  466. 466
    jgm2 says:

    You ‘despise’ muslims?

    Yeah. Sure you do. Right up until somebody makes it a ‘hate-crime’ too. At which point it’ll be a reverse ferret and you’ll be in lock-step with supporting the latest thought crime.

    I can see right through you Archie.

  467. 467
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    North K’orea is not a M’arxist paradise, but a good example of a very rac!st national socialist government that survived WWII.

    The loony lefties would love it there – but they are still stuck in denial so cannot admit that.

    The North Koreans would not accept them because they are not North K’orean, and are smart enough to not want to risk their gene pool by exposing it to the diseased pedigree of the UK left.

  468. 468
    geordieboy says:

    Miliband in No 10 Balls in No 11. Venezuela here we come.

  469. 469

    The “like” is for the individual comments, not the post. Idiot.

  470. 470
    Conchita Wurst says:

    No, they are not. They’re just a legacy pa’ty.

    But like Chavez, they love to squander petrodollars.

  471. 471
    Anonymous says:

    How do these loons get elected and how do they not see the bleeding obvious?

  472. 472
    Stu says:

    You couldn’t make it up. Fired because he accidently played a tune that called a spade a n……………….
    I’m surprised that there’s a copy left. I would have thought that the Nazi’s at the BBC would have destroyed every one.

  473. 473
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Sadly, the Amnesty report that sticks in many peoples’ minds now is this one:

    The recipient, Irene Khan, was noted as a ‘campaigner against poverty’ – extremely successfully, in her own case.

  474. 474
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Any chance of a photo of the audience? What you can see doesn’t indicate that he’d booked Wembley to promote this vision, which is a hopeful sign.

  475. 475
  476. 476

    Do you seriously consider that Dutch ,Greek , Belgian ,German, Italian or Portugese teenage conscripts would last more than a few minutes trying to impose martial law on the streets of Manchester , Birmingham or Glasgow
    They would end up hanging from the nearest lamppost with their rifles firmly rammed deeply up their rectums, they simply do not have the training ,numbers,or even the mindset for such an operation, the whole idea is absolute nonsense.

  477. 477
    Stu says:

    Evidence please? No thought not. You brain dead lefty scum.

  478. 478
    inside out says:

    If she likes the place so much I am sure they could find a home for her.One interesting point she makes”they don’t have postal votes”,perhaps we should follow the lead,less chance for our third world friends, to bring their voting practices over here.

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