May 9th, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Cameron Solo Barn Dance Edition)


  1. 1
    Dave says:

    Look at me I’m a wanker!

  2. 2
    Dribbling Lemocrat says:

    Is there an upturned hat with coins in it just out of the picture?

  3. 3
    Observant says:

    Cast iron Dave does tin man impersonation.

  4. 4
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    …and that kids is how you do the snake oil shuffle.

  5. 5
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Someone remind me please…do the Buffalo girls go round the outside or the inside?

  6. 6
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Oooh look it’s Fred Astray.

  7. 7
    M J K Smith says:

    Skull cracker taught me this routine when he does armed robbery.

    Rather good,don’t you think ?

  8. 8
    Still, it could be worse says:

    I know there is a shortage of midwives but

  9. 9
    Bill Quango MP says:

    You put your right arm in .. and..we take your right leg as well…that’s excessive state taxation for you.

  10. 10
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Dave proves he’s a can’t.

  11. 11
    British Bulldog says:

    You put your right leg in,
    You give Miliband a kickin;
    You put your right leg in,
    And you do some renegotiatin’
    You do the hokey pokey,
    And you turn yourself around.
    That’s what it’s all about!

  12. 12
    Neo-Guido says:

    Dave’s always liked line dancing

  13. 13

    Fred Auster ity

  14. 14
    Steve Miliband says:

    Fuck this, I’m off for a Nando’s

  15. 15
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    + 9999999999.E

  16. 16
    .243 WIN says:

    It’s just a jump to the left….

  17. 17
    I've never met an intelligent Welshman says:

    What a twerk!

  18. 18
    Anonymong says:

    The first rule of ‘Shite Club’ is you do not talk about UKIP.

    The second rule of ‘Shite Club’ is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT UKIP.

  19. 19
    Notorious LIG says:

    …and if Boris tells you his is this big he’s lying.

  20. 20
    Have you been here before? says:

    Witty, please.

  21. 21
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Dave the Builder,
    Can we fix it,
    Dave the Builder,
    Can we fix it,
    No you can’t.

  22. 22
    Sir Mix A Lot says:

    A member of the crowd asked the PM how large Diane Abbott’s arse was

  23. 23
    Steve Miliband says:

    New Strictly compere revealed

  24. 24
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Dave leads CCHQ in doing the Harlem shake.

  25. 25
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Very poor.

  26. 26
    George Street (Mr) says:

    Hang on. . . I think it goes like this . . . ‘The Queen is dead boys, and it’s so lonely on a limb’. . . oo er! Perhaps not . . . er . . . ‘Punctured bycicle on a hillside, desolate . . . ‘ No? What about . . . ‘Hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds’? Oh, fuck it. ‘Tomorrow belongs to me’ it is then.

  27. 27
    YouKipper says:

    No Dave you can’t have a placard. If everyone one has one, this whole bussed-in sham really will look fake.

  28. 28
    George Street (Mr) says:

    If you want this giant custard creme behind me you’re going to have to fight for it, bitches.

  29. 29
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I said ..Ooops..yes..Oppss..That’s what i said..ooopps…upside your head..I said, once more, ooopps upside..your … head…

  30. 30
    The Good Old Days... says:

    “Bring me Sunshine, in your smile
    Bring me Laughter, all the while…”

  31. 31
    Bill Quango MP says:

    “Anyone here from Liverpool?”

  32. 32
    Steve Miliband says:

    Roll up, roll up!

    60? 60 would a crime. I’m not even asking for 50. 45, don’t make me laugh. 40, did I hear 40? Lovely jubbly! All I want for a majority is 38%

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron…the Farewell Tour begins!

  34. 34
    Simon Cowell says:

    Get off! This is Britain’s got talent.

  35. 35
    EC1 PhD says:

    One step forward and two steps back

  36. 36
    George Street (Mr) says:

    And, for my final act . . . I’m gonna reincarnate Denis Thatcher someway over my right shoulder . . . . TA DA! I thank yew!

  37. 37
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Real change we will deliver … though not with a privatised and foreign owned Royal Mail..obviously..

  38. 38
    noncewatch says:

    “And this is how Max Clifford exercises in prison…”

  39. 39
    Kit says:

    Dave scores 4 Can’ts and 2 Won’ts in todays ‘Can’t Lead Won’t Lead’.

  40. 40

    Don’t break my heart, my achey-breaky heart…

  41. 41
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Come on! Don’t be shy!
    Throw your car keys into the ring

  42. 42

    Let’s do the time-warp again

  43. 43
    George Street (Mr) says:

    Tory party staffers robbed of all personal belongings at contrived photo-shoot. Police wish to interview fat bird with short hair and blue scarf.

  44. 44
    George Street (Mr) says:

    Come on! You know the words . . . ‘ . . .and now, the end is near’.

  45. 45
    Dave Grunshaw says:

    Britain’s Got Talent

  46. 46
    Horror! says:

    Cameron… trapped by the advancing political un-dead.

  47. 47
    Prod says:

    That’s not a hat – it’s a pisspot – and they ain’t coins !

  48. 48
    Genghiz the kahn says:


  49. 49
    2 Eds are better says:

    UKIP What?……..Oh!….it’s an “A”…..phew!

  50. 50
    George Street (Mr) says:

    And then, when I’ve clasped him firmly around the ears, I says to him, I says . . . go on Nick, my son, get noshing . . . ‘er, give over!

  51. 51
    haddock says:

    Cockney UKIppers with purple cards describe Cameron.

  52. 52
    Barry Gibb says:

    “…..Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
    I’m Nick’s man, no time to talk”

  53. 53
    Is it raining where you are? says:

    Made me laugh.
    (Tried to think of Del boy/Dave street trader ..what a plonker gag but gave up.)

  54. 54
    Steve Miliband says:

    Things are better but there’s no need to make a song and dance about it

  55. 55
    Nobby says:

    da da da da da, da dat da da da

    “Start spreading the news,
    I’m leaving today…..”

  56. 56
    George Street (Mr) says:

    Is little baldy fat boy at 10 o clock flashing his cock to the bloke next to him? He seems interested . . .

  57. 57
    Moley says:

    Conservative Party to abandon politics and go into online groceries.

  58. 58
    Lee Won Pen says:

    Blue moon You saw me standing alone Without a dream in my heart Without a love of my own Blue moon

  59. 59
    Bulls**t Baffles Brains says:

    Oh god, I’m having flashbacks of the ’97 Labour victory celebrations…

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Bye bye, baby bye bye

  61. 61
    George Street (Mr) says:

    Great British Traditions # 361. The Old Etonian Fart Wafters.

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    “I’ll do it MY Way”

  63. 63
    Bill Quango MP says:

    … And try as we might we could not find a single black or ethnic face for this photo..

  64. 64
    Alfonse Mango says:

    Dave campaigns to dance solo, free from a forced duet with the Lib Dems and their two left feet.

  65. 65
    jgm2 says:

    Lots of posters. No mention of Labour on any of them that I can see.

  66. 66
    Dave says:

    UsKIP if you want to.

  67. 67
    The Growler says:

    Dave-song and danceman extrodinaire, “Right you lot joy good placards what what, but you have to dance the dance and sing the song, it’s just that extra oomph which will get me back in No10. Now altogether the words of the Eton Boating Song, and just move like me!

  68. 68
    George Street (Mr) says:

    Bruce Forsyth ‘delighted’ with replacement, scheduled to present first show late May, 2015.

  69. 69
    The Growler says:

    Ashtray surely

  70. 70
    Lee Won Pen says:

    Stand Up if you hate Man U.

  71. 71
    trukipper says:

    Here’s a good one, stop me if you’ve heard it before…

  72. 72
    Red Ed the allmighty says:

    It not fair If Nigel Hums it Cameron plays it and they never invite me

  73. 73
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    There’s no business like show business because real business I don’t know.

  74. 74
    Dave's version of the Rollins classic says:

  75. 75
    Anon & Voting for UKIP ORG says:

    History will be repeated with “Tyburn Jig”

    And coming very soon…….!!!!

  76. 76
    The Growler says:

    Surely that should be,”Dave is cant”

  77. 77
    R. P. Weston and Bert Lee says:

    Goodbye-ee! Goodbye-ee
    Wipe a tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee,
    Though it’s hard to part, I know
    I’ll be tickled to death to go
    Don’t cry-ee! Don’t sigh-ee!
    There’s a silver lining in the sky-ee
    Bon soir old thing! Cheerio, chin-chin!
    Nahpoo! Toodleoo! Goodbye-ee!

  78. 78
    The Growler says:

    Could that be lie-dancing

  79. 79
    purveyor_of_turds says:

    he hides it under his hair but i have seen it. the dick on ed rubberfaces head is this big

  80. 80
    First time for ages BBC viewer says:

    Come on, join in.

    “The Hills are alive with the sound of UKIP ! “

  81. 81
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Dan Hodges’ dreams

    ” ..And it was thanks to your hard work that we secured a 206 seat majority …”

  82. 82
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    A receptacle for fags then…

  83. 83
    dr steve brule says:

    Cameron denied it, but the audience knew he supplied it.

  84. 84
    Benny Fitzstevens says:

    Especially the conga!!!

  85. 85
    Dancing Cheek to Cheek says:

    The man tipped to take over the role made famous by Fred Astaire” in the “Touring Version” hit West End revival of “Top Hat” gives an impromptu performance for fans.

    “I’m putting on my top hat,
    tying up my white tie, brushing off my tails……………….”

  86. 86
    Asda says:

    If they do expect plenty of substitutes instead of what you ordered.

  87. 87
    Louche Lawyer says:

    You put the UK in,
    You don’t let it out,
    You screw the people over,
    And don’t give them a vote,

    That’s what LibLabCon Politics is all about!

    Oooooh It’s hokey EUkey, Oooooo It’s crookey EUkey……..

  88. 88
    Maltesers says:

    two trailer park girls go ’round the outside, ’round the outside, ’round the outside

  89. 89
    Charlotte says:

    “I’d do anything for you dear, anything…for you dear, anything. Anything? Anything at all….”

  90. 90
    Brian Cant says:

    Go through any window you like, just leave.

  91. 91
    scottishcalvin says:

    Cameron dances away to demonstrate how fluke and chance are the last hope at the next election. “We’re up all night to get lucky…”

  92. 92
    Watcher says:

    Oh dear, he gets sadder by the hour. Is this the best Lynton can come up with?. One does hope so.

  93. 93
    Brian Cant says:

    This is a blue Labour knees up.

  94. 94
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Caption aside, they seem remarkably exercised about UKIP, including one berk right behind Dave.

    All publicity, and all that…

  95. 95
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    ‘Have you heard the one about politician who lied to the electorate?’

    ‘First chance they got he was toast’

    Daaa raaar.

  96. 96
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Dave is a cant.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Will someone with a sensible policy step forward?

  98. 98
    Brian Cant says:

    Westminster busker taps up electorate for votes.

  99. 99
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    – Lib Dem’s Won’t
    – UKIP Can’t
    – Cameron Cυnt

    There – fixed it for them.

  100. 100
    Alfonse Mango says:

    Not surprised given UKIP’s mainly eating into Conservative votes.

    The irony is it’ll bring a Miliband-Clegg government. Herman Van Rompoy must be licking his lips! Hilarious!

  101. 101
    Asda says:


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  103. 103
    Django says:

    David Cameron: “I tell you Mr Pickles arse is this big”!!

  104. 104
    gay black j€wish klansmen for tolerance and understanding says:

    nonce to see you… nonce!

  105. 105
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Like a puppet on a string…

  106. 106
    domino says:

    Coz I’m (not) haaaapppy

  107. 107
    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    Oh hell betta hide Farage is on his way.

  108. 108
    Maimed Codger says:

    Boom Boom, it’s the way I tell em..

  109. 109
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Well, it shows he is perhaps getting ready for life once he is booted out of office.

    Not sure if taking selfies with the diners is really the best PR – looks a bit creepy in the photo’s posted.

  110. 110
    táxpáyér says:

    I’m gonna do a move called the Dozey Dave. I’ve been practising my entire life.

  111. 111
    Maimed Codger says:

    Or…. and for my next Joke…

  112. 112
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Once you get down Lambeth way,
    Ev’ry evening, ev’ry day,
    You’ll find yourself
    Doin’ the Lambeth-
    Doin’ the Lambeth-
    Doin’ the Lambeth walk!

  113. 113
    Braveheart says:

    Lib Dems Won’t, George Will, Theresa May, Walt Disney and Immanuel Kant.

  114. 114
    táxpáyér says:

    He likes Cha-Cha?

  115. 115
    how about says:

    I am not a British isolationist.
    I’ve just done a very smelly fart.

  116. 116
    táxpáyér says:

    Imagine how messy the windows will be after these lot finish with the bus.

  117. 117
    táxpáyér says:

    But it’s a Blair Tribute act.

  118. 118
    Maximus says:

    The Torah Party’s Mr Bojangles. He’ll dance to your tune.

  119. 119
    SFG says:

    It’s time to play the music
    It’s time to light the lights
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

  120. 120
    táxpáyér says:

    + googol

  121. 121
    Can you guess which dead Gibb I am says:

    No Barry it’s like this: I’m a bumsex man, no time for work.

  122. 122
    Me says:


  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    First I was afraid, I was petrified, I wondered how I could work with cleggie by my side, I should have changed the bloody lock, I should have sold his bloody key, but how was I to know the spineless twat would ask to follow me? Disabled voters go, crawl out the door, starve to death now, we just don’t want you anymore, aren’t you the ones that tried to scrounge the money dry, did you think we would support you? No no you are just left to die.

  124. 124
    Munsterbarry says:

    you put your left foot in…..
    depending on current populism polling of course.

  125. 125
    Hodor! says:

    stictly cam dancing

  126. 126
    Robert says:

    And remember, keeeeeeeep dancing!

  127. 127
    purveyor_of_turds says:

    at the Trafford centre, David Cameron kicks off the new balding man range fashion show for M&S

  128. 128
    Probably says:

    “Are you thinking what I’m thinking..?”

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    Would the REAL slim shady please stand up?

  130. 130
    Raving Loon says:

    Hello! ma baby
    Hello! ma honey
    Hello! ma ragtime gal
    Send me a kiss by wire
    Baby, ma heart’s on fire!
    If you refuse me
    Honey, you’ll lose me
    Then you’ll be left alone
    Oh, baby, telephone
    And tell me I’m your own!

  131. 131
    Ockham's Razor says:

    The referendum shuffle: Now you see it – now you don’t.

  132. 132
    gay black j€wish klansmen for tolerance and understanding says:

    lovely motor home a few hundred metres away from my abode with a radar dome on its roof- is that where you cia cnuts are hiding?! stirring the shit trying to get the uk involved in your fatalistic masterplan? every country in the world fucking hates you scumbags- but guess what they don’t fear you. yeah you don’t care about being hated as long as there is also fear. well there ain’t no fear. and you are completely and utterly fucked because bombing your own allies is the worst thing you could have done.

  133. 133
    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    And I will make , well try, well hopefully, well I will ask Farage to dance to my tune.

  134. 134
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Thought it was the Gay Gordons.

  135. 135
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Here is a game I can play all by myself.

  136. 136
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Dave: Now tell me, is this more fun than a Guido rave?

  137. 137
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Dave: I can’t hear you!

  138. 138
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Dave: I still can’t hear you!

  139. 139
    Stuffy ex Regimental dancer says:

    There was a fine Scottish regiment called the Cameron Highlanders who had a dance of their own: amalgamated in 1962 some 52 years before a Cameron would go on to lose Scotland!! Ironic

  140. 140
    Keep your pecker up says:

    And having visited Max in prison, I can actually tell you that it’s this long.

  141. 141
    Poet's day says:

    …. ‘ere, ‘ere, did I tell you the one about the MP, the actress and the cast iron guarantee? … no?2 … “they were all f*cked in the end…”

  142. 142
    Poet's day says:

    …. ‘ere, ‘ere, did I tell you the one about the MP, the actress and the cast iron guarantee? … no? ” … “they were all f*cked in the end…” (f’ing keyboard)

  143. 143
    Village Idiot says:

    ……..”And then,…you lean to the left”….

  144. 144
    Shorts3600 says:

    “Take your same sex partner by the hand, Move to the LEFT, move to the LEFT, move to the LEFT. FURTHER to the left. YEEEEEEE HAW!”

  145. 145
    albacore says:

    Brother ersatz Tories
    It’s a mystery
    How we ever conned Brits
    To voting for me
    Snider still and snider
    Were the vows I made
    Keep them in the E U
    Else we won’t be paid

  146. 146
    Integration at it's best says:

    The Conservatives aren’t wacist. Look, this is a parquet floor.

  147. 147
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Fred Austerity

    “Can’t lead, Can’t win, Can Dance a Little”

  148. 148
    Aaron D Highside says:

    “I never tell lies bigger than this.”

  149. 149
    Village Idiot says:

    ……”Do I act anything like my hero,Tony”?
    ….”Hands out like this and lean to the left”…

  150. 150
    Fishy says:

    ‘…and the thing is, Nigel and all of these UKIPpers keep lying about the ‘Cast Iron Guarantee’….and he claims he’s not like the rest’

  151. 151
    Fishy says:

    + miles

  152. 152
    Bruce and Sheila from Waggawagga says:

    No, it’s an Al Jolson impression. Altogether now:

    Mammy maaammy, I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles my maaaaaammy.

    That’s all folks – oh and you ain’t seen nothing yet!

  153. 153
  154. 154
    Socialism is theft says:

    Tory lies – Gangnam style.

  155. 155
    Richard Burton says:

    And now ladies and gentlemen, for the next act, my sock puppet, Guido Fawkes!

  156. 156
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Gay Marriage substituted for an EU referendum :-)

  157. 157
    Dave says:

    And then I said to the sawn off little c*nt. “Been up the alley lately John?”

  158. 158
    Liam Byrne says:

    I am afraid that there is no change left.

  159. 159
    Common Man says:

    It was quite a surprise when it was announced the UKs Eurovision contestant was David Cameron MP singing “Things will only get better”.

  160. 160
    Oh, really? says:

    So suck on this bad boy, Axelbitch!

  161. 161
    Oh, really? says:

    Or as the real Richard Burton would have said to 153 “Rhoi’r gorau i siarad cachu i chi twyllo!)

  162. 162
    Baroness Ashton, Randy Bumgardner and the obligatory dyke says:

    Put out your tongue, put your hand in the air
    Make a V sign like you just don’t care

  163. 163
    EC1 PhD says:

    Miliband’s progressive fiscal ontology of pre-distribution juxtaposed with his epistemological approach to short-circuited critical realist political input results in a level of intellectual confidence that cannot fail to win Labour a landslide at the next election.

  164. 164
    Ockham's Razor says:

    The Tap Dance Kid

  165. 165
    Richard Burton says:


  166. 166
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Quite right. The “Queen’s Own” now takes on an entirely different connotation, alas. Especially from a Tory perspective.

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:

    Blair tribute act wins Eurovision.

  168. 168
    Dave Cee says:

    “Swing her round and do-si-do,
    We are crap, we’ll have to go!”

  169. 169
    Joe 91 says:

    The Twist, demonstrated by a twister.

  170. 170
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Cotton Eyed Cameron

    “His eyes wuz crossed, an’ his nose wuz fat,
    An’ his teef wuz out, but wat uv dat?
    Fur he wuz tall, an’ he wuz fat,
    An’ so my gal she follered him.
    Ef it hadn’t ben fur Cotton-eyed Cameron,
    I’d er been married long ergo

  171. 171
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    And George just likes lines…

  172. 172
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Where did he come from
    Where did he go
    Where did he come from
    We don’t know ?

  173. 173
    Brother York says:

    Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you’re in hot water.

  174. 174
    David Laws LibDem Fiddler says:

    Wanker tap dancing to the EU tune!

  175. 175
    Vinny says:


    “… and this is why we are the only party who might be able to give you an EU referendum, if we win an outright majority”.

    “Of course, we could do it now, but fuck that.”

  176. 176
    You put a right one in says:


    I’m not doing the fucking hokey-cokey!

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    Work it on out says:

    Twist and spout

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    a score of 7 on the twatometer

  179. 179
    Alan says:

    Knowing me, David Cameron,
    Knowing you, the plebs of Britiain,

  180. 180
    Capt. Cameron says:

    “I know I may dance like your Uncle does at a wedding, but I dance like a really rich Uncle. Another round everyone?”

  181. 181
    Cameron work it on out says:

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    non taxable pikey says:

    and this is how you do the Duck and Dive Jive.

  183. 183
    broderick crawford says:

    I know we are all related here in the Cotswolds so hows a bit of incestuous “honky” panky to end with — can I say that ?!

  184. 184
    Downing St. Dunce does Buddy says:

    An Eu referendum?

    Well, that’ll be the day
    that’ll be the day

  185. 185
    broderick crawford says:

    I m slowly developing bandy legs . Too much ” Dicking on Dock Green “I fear .

  186. 186
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    “Grab your partner by the throat,

    Feed them to a rabid goat!”

    ht Alexi Sayle

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    broderick crawford says:


    I have to say never can I remember seeing an audition which promised to explain so much and said nothing at all . I ‘ m afraid we won’ t be asking you back for the preliminary heats David .

    ( oh look now please DON ‘T cry you ll ruin the mocassas — security ! )

  188. 188
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    “You ain’t HEARD nothin” yet!”

  189. 189
    Fumbles says:


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    broderick crawford says:

    ” … finally to remind you , as the Chancellor has said several times ,we have a TRIPLE LOCK on your pensions .

    First — we’ ll reduce it

    Second — we ‘ ll omit certain payments to help the National Bankers Solidarity Fund

    Thirdly — with time and assuming we are re elected , we ‘ ll say it’ s no longer affordable and scrap it altogether.

    Conservative promise . Conservatively kept !”

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    Lizzie says:

    Dave looks for partner who believes he can renegotiate EU membership in Britain’s interests …

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    broderick crawford says:

    …. or put another way , dancing is like mismanaging personal use of toilet paper . One wrong move and your fingers are in the shit .

  193. 193
    broderick crawford says:

    The new Fred Astaire I ain’t

  194. 194
    broderick crawford says:

    ….. on reflection dancing s more Clegg s speciality married as he is to a fiery Latin tango dancer and having perfected his moves previously with allegedly thirty “pole climbing ” specialists .

  195. 195
    Ockham's Razor says:

    …or not. :-)

  196. 196
    Ockham's Razor says:

    A referendum in 2107.

  197. 197

    sing along now ” You’ve got you, under my skin……”

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    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    fauxservatives EUSSR Referendum Okay Coky Dance

  199. 199
    Dave the destroyer says:

    I’ll do it the EU way.

  200. 200
    Gordon the invisble man says:

    I’m working full time for the UN now.

  201. 201
    Aparat says:

    “Well, it’s one for the money;
    Two for the show;
    Three to get ready;
    Now, go, cat go!”

  202. 202
    Brother York says:

    … and now for the new series of ‘Dancing on Thin Ice’…

  203. 203
    Aparat says:

    “And now, the end is here;
    And, so, I face the final curtain;
    My friend, I’ll say it clear;
    I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain;
    I’ve lived a life that’s full;
    I travelled each and ev’ry highway;
    And more, much more than this, I did it my way.

    “Regrets: I’ve had a few;
    But then again, too few to mention;
    I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption;
    I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway;
    And more, much more than this, I did it my way.

    “Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew;
    When I bit off more than I could chew;
    But through it all, when there was doubt;
    I ate it up and spit it out;
    I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way.

    “I’ve loved, I’ve laughed and cried;
    I’ve had my fill, my share of losing;
    And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing;
    To think I did all that;
    And may I say, not in a shy way;
    Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way.

    “For what is a man – what has he got?;
    If not himself, then he has naught;
    To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels;
    The record shows I took the blows and did it my way!


    “Yes, it was my way.”

  204. 204

    “And by the time i offered the plebs a referendum , my nose had grown this long “

  205. 205
  206. 206
    Kenneth McKellar says:

    There’s many a man of the Cameron clan.
    That has follow’d his chief to the field;
    He has sworn to support him, or die by his side.
    For a Cameron never can yield.

  207. 207
    Lady at a bus stop says:

    Dance like nobody’s voting

  208. 208
    Bottled the spin says:

    It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to

  209. 209
    Ol' blue lies says:

    Start spreadin’ the news, I’m leaving today
    I want to be a part of it: Newark, Newark.

  210. 210
    Westminster Village People says:

    Y. M. C. Uh-oh…

  211. 211
    PhoneyCam says:


  212. 212
    The tit in no.10 who likes to tell the voters what's good for him, not them says:

    No, you can have a referendum much sooner than that – but only after I’ve had time to redefine what a referendum actually is and lock the UK into the EU for ever.

    Remember, you’re all in (the sh)it together.

    Toodle pip !

  213. 213
    Bristolian says:

    Who’s the bald twat on the left?

  214. 214
    Julian Gibb says:

    First time I’ve seen him NOT on the back foot!

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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

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