May 8th, 2014

“The Strange Sex of LibDem England”

Someone is getting up to all sorts of mischief down in Portsmouth, circulating this attack leaflet piling into the LibDems over their many sex scandals:

Jeremy Thorpe, Cyril Smith, Rennard and Hancock - you can’t help but think whoever is sticking this through people’s letterboxes has a point…


100 Comments

  1. 1
    Black Ops Manager CCHQ says:

    Quick erase ‘scan to CCHQ’, quick I say

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    • 2
      Brittan of Leon says:

      SEX, Can I have a small boy please ?

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      • 13
        Jack Dromey says:

        Phwooooar!

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        • 24
          TheDukeOfHunslet says:

          At least no one mentioned the “rent boy pooing on a glass coffee table while lib dem prospective leader lays underneath diddling with himself” scandal….

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      • 61
        Remember... says:

        The ‘small boy’ of yester-year is now a grown man in his 40s or 50s.

        Time to start looking over your shoulder?

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      • 93
        Ciaran Goggins says:

        Will I do? I am 53 years old but look a lot younger.

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    • 51
      The Muzzso KallyFate Takeover Tendency (UK) is underway says:

      Little do the Metropolitan Elite – Curséd be their arseholes – realise that our takeover is well underway!

      Firstly we remove BACON from the diet of their lower orders – curséd be they – UNDERWAY and SUPERMARKETS already HaHaHaLally for us. Then we start ensuring all UNCLEAN bits are removed from their unclean areas – and we veil and gag the wimmin – especially those whining loud mouthed wimmin like Harmoan.

      Then SEX – and as the ruling class have a fondness for what is forbidden – so we shall introduce stoning on street corners, bits of waste ground, – town squares, – you know.

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  2. 3
    I fancy next doors cat says:

    It would be easier to list normal parliamentarians.

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    • 31
      TimoUK says:

      There are none, you can’t control parliamentarians if you don’t have something on them.

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    • 77
      Handycock whipping it out says:

      I must say it has never crossed my mind to try it on a cat, chicken yes, but not a cat. I would like all my young girlfriends out there to know that there is no way I am going to appear in Court on these sex charges, despite the fact that I have said publicly that I will defend them vigorously. Anyway what is wrong with a bit of rumpy pumpy at taxpayer’s expense Boaz.

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  3. 4
    SFG says:

    That strange someone who’s been kind enough to print their name and address at the bottom of pages 1 and 2

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    • 62
      The wine grows stronger, the music madder says:

      That strange someone who thinks a reference to the title of Dangerfield’s ‘Strange death of liberal England’ isn’t lost on the average punter in Portsmouth.

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  4. 5
    Owen Jones is a cunt says:

    Can we send Owen Jones to that Jordanian political debating show please? Wouldn’t mind seeing him get his head kicked in.

    By the way, that was a pretty cheap looking table they had on that show. It came apart within seconds.

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  5. 6
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    AT LEAST THEY JAILED THE LIBDEM LEADER IN KINGSTON-UPON-THAMES.

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  6. 7
    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Sex is one thing, but the decision of Vince Cable to sell off Royal Mail at an unrealistically low IPO price should be one of the larger guns to hold against the head of the Lib Dems.

    Has anyone seen the furtive little shit scurrying about Westminster lately ?

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    • 19
      Right Full Rudder says:

      I’m not sure molesting women and having sex with kids is just “sex”.

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    • 30
      MSM says:

      Or even “sex”. But who would be interested in buying our papers or the TV license if these things were prosecuted as assault or ABH or GBH?

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  7. 7
    Hattie, Pat and Jack says:

    We can’t see that Cyril was doing much wrong. PIEs all round!

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    • 75
      Hattie says:

      There’s a good pie & mash shop in my Peckham constituency. I go there once every five years to chat up the sheep, sorry, voters. Don’t otherwise leave leafy Dulwich.

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  8. 9
    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t remember anyone.

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    • 23
      Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

      Not even Drek Osbourne, neighbouring Kingston’s LibDem Council leader who was sent to jail for two years ??

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    • 78
      Vince the infallible says:

      I am in full support of dementia day or so it says here

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    • 94
      Ciaran Goggins says:

      What about that night we just danced the tango until the sun came up?

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  9. 10
    purveyor_of_turds says:

    I like the attention to detail however, the headline I would of changed to vote yellow get fucker

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    • 58
      john in cheshire says:

      Vote yellow and have a golden shower; or in the vernacular get pissed on.

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  10. 11
    Simon Hughes says:

    If you receive one of these leaflets wrap it around a large prick and send it to my freepost address.

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  11. 15
    Jockovich says:

    Freeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from this horrible man and his horrible party

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  12. 16
    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    Well done to the leafletter. It should happen more often.

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  13. 17
    Nelsonsgoodeye says:

    Not a story unless it’s a UKIP smear…..

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  14. 18
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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  15. 20
    The Bell End Inn,Yarmouth says:

    How about posting them nationally.

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  16. 22
    British political debates on TV would be more fun if guns were allowed says:

    What is it with Jordanians and smashing up tables in TV studios?

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    • 25
      T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

      It’s the religion of peace.

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      • 57
        Dribbling Lemocrat says:

        I’d love to see this happen on question time – so many targets – it’s a price of ammo crisis.

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      • 79
        Prophet Mohammed (Peace be upon him) says:

        Common misconception – It’s actually the Religion of Submission – you submit; convert or pay the special non muslim tax (Like subsidy to the ‘community spokesMen’ and extra funding in our enclaves) or we do you. We’ll do you once we have the numbers anyway so get on board now if you’re wise….

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    • 74
      Mother of Parliaments says:

      UK politician pulls a penis.

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  17. 26
    Julian the Wonderhorse says:

    It’s Rinka, she is back

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  18. 28
    LibDem beasts says:

    Paddy Pantsdown and the drunken hootsman were considered too normal to make the list.

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  19. 32
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Good to see Lard Everard there on the leaflet !

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  20. 33
    domino says:

    Happy Birthday Gary..we shall forever be “in your gang”.

    Hugs and kisses from all at PIE.

    Max and Stuart say “hi”

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  21. 34
    Rinka Scott says:

    It has taken a very long time…………………

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  22. 35
    The BBC says:

    We shall ignore this and concentrate on a UKIP member that upon seeing the weather was a bit gloomy tutted loudly in a clearly provocative, divisive and racist manner.

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    • 40
      domino says:

      of course blaming the winds coming in from Southern Europe…Britain so great the Jet Stream avoids it.

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      • 42
        The BBC says:

        Welcome to the cause comrade!

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        • 88
          domino says:

          Does that mean you will finally give the nod and commission our production of Savile The Musical…or is it still to early, I know Jesus had to wait 2000 years before being bad mouthed.

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          • thostids says:

            Yeah, but he wasn’t interred under 2 tons of reinforced concrete. If Pilate had been more careful he’d have made bloody sure that no sodding Angel was going to roll the rock from the mouth of the tomb. He should have got McAlpine’s Fusiliers to wall Jesus in and back-fill it with a couple of hundred tons of earth. If He managed to get out of that, they could have renamed him Houdini.):

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  23. 37
    Tim Farton, President of the Cockroach Party says:

    AT LEAST THIS LIBDEM PERV IS BANGED UP IN PRISON

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    • 63
      Nick Clogg says:

      Of course I would have acted if I had known.

      But I wasn’t aware of any rumours.

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    • 83
      Ctesibius says:

      Beards. They all seem to have them. Even the Maximum Imbecile – hello Gordon!

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  24. 38
    No I don't want to taste your yeast of fanny bread says:

    To be fair have you ever seen the LibDem womenfolk?

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    • 41
      domino says:

      only around election (not erection) day

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    • 46
      Sarah Teather says:

      Are you saying I’m not a babe?

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      • 54
        No I don't want to taste your yeast of fanny bread says:

        Of course amongst LibDems you shine my dear but sat in a nightclub looking after your mates handbags while they all dance nah.

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  25. 39
    PC 99 says:

    All fun and games Round The Horn with The Navylark.

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  26. 43
    M­a­qboul says:

    Only 6 pages – it must be a synopsis.

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  27. 45
    Like father, like son says:

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  28. 47
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Lots of material for more leaflets

    The moral compass of the LibDems
    1. Jeremy Thorpe – Pillow biting
    2. Cyril Smith – Little Boys
    3. Steele recommended Smith for his Knighthood and thinks its ok for Cyril to turn up at Children’s home and beat boys on the bare bottom. It was not ( in the 60s) and has never been acceptable behaviour
    4. Paddy Pants Down
    5. Charles Kennedy – drunk
    6. Mark Oaten – Don’t go there
    7. Lembit Opik – Little Girls
    8. Chris Huhne – Congenital liar and sexual pervert
    9. David Laws – Liar and thief
    10. Lord Reynard – Sexual pervert
    11. Mike Hancock – Sexual pervert
    12. Nick Clegg – Congenital liar, he claimed he hadn’t been told about Smith, Hancock and Reynard
    13. Jo Swinson : The new definition for hypocrisy for all her support for the LibDem women during the Reynard affair
    14. Simon Hughes lied about his sexuality in his initial election campaign to defeat Tatchell
    15. Kingston Councillor Derek Osbourne jailed for 2 year for Child Porn offences
    16. Vince Cable – The new definition for political loyalty
    17. Tim Farron – the LibDems’ Brutus about as trustworthy as a PPI salesman

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  29. 48
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman says:

    I’ve got their names. I’ve got their numbers.

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  30. 49
    Old jokes are always the best says:

    This man gets into a lift in which a woman is standing. As the lift starts going up, the man says: “Excuse me, miss, can I smell your feet?”

    She says “You most certainly can’t!”

    And he says “Oh, it must be your pussy then.”

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  31. 56
    Sarah Teather says:

    I only joined the Liberal Democrats because I thought I might get felt up.
    As its never happened I’m resigning.

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  32. 60
    still, it could be worse says:

    I’ve cricked my neck

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  33. 65
    Robbie says:

    Bring back Rinka! Woof Woof

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  34. 66
    catesby says:

    It’s also worth taking into account that liberal Scameron reintroduced David Laws into the cabinet! Incidentally dodgy Laws blocked a half-hearted attempt by the government to make it more difficult for ‘asylum-seekers’ to be offered places in our schools. Cable may not be weird sexually or an expenses cheat but he is a far-left extremist.

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  35. 67
    Guy Gibsons Non racist dog says:

    Oh those naughty Kippers !

    It was only a matter of time and probably fair after the LimpDems spending about a month calling UKIP – racists.

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    • 76
      Ukip Elvis party says:

      No need to bother with smearing them, much more fun watching them smear themselves.
      Even there own local election propaganda leaflets failed to spell Portsmouth correctly, the twats left the T out

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  36. 68
    DerrIn Brown Full Time Abusive Creep on C4 says:

    I’ll vote for these creeps.

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  37. 69
    Guy Gibsons Non racist dog says:

    I feel a national viral campaign coming on

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  38. 70
    Tvrds says:

    Who ever posted them is a hero!

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  39. 71
    Creepy Crawley says:

    This is the equivalent of posting tvrds through the letter box. No one should vote for these creeps.

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  40. 73
    Liberal Democrat-AKA, The European Federalist Party says:

    Nothing to see here, move along now. BTW, someone who’s mate knows the cousin of someone who lives next door to someone who votes UKIP said something Racist!, that’s what we should be worrying about..

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  41. 80
    Mark Oaten says:

    I can think of a better one.

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  42. 81
    Harriet Harpedo says:

    Nonce one Cyril,
    nonce one son,
    Nonce one Cyril,
    Let’s have another one.

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  43. 85
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Almost as good as the Jimmy Savile and Mike Hancock Leaflet.

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    • 90
      Handycock whipping it out says:

      Riding around in my Range Rover Evoque
      Looking for young girls to pick up and poke.
      Boaz.

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  44. 91
    Hulluni83 says:

    Flick, behave yourself :)

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  45. 92
    Another Headshrinker says:

    They missed out the councillor that was in readers wives!

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  46. 97
    JustLesMis says:

    Jacqui Hancock was actually spotted in the ward she represents yesterday. But she apparently had her bodyguard with her.

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  47. 100
    anonymouse says:

    According to the BBC South Today Mike Hancock is apparently in the Priory Clinic at Southampton with severe depression, not fit to stand trial but fit enough to stand for election.

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