May 8th, 2014

One Long Term Economic Plan is Working

They rarely need an excuse to crack out the Pol Roger over at Old Queen Street, but it appears things are going gangbusters for the Speccie after rare loses in 2012. “We don’t just believe in profit, we make it” Fraser Nelson tells Guido after the operation bagged a £567,000 pre-tax profit for 2013. After losing close to a million the year before, the magazine and turbo-boosted online operation, as well as events, have turned things around. Guido awaits the Staggers figures with some relish. No doubt their pet revolutionary Russell Brand will have stemmed the haemorrhaging at the vanity publication…


  1. 1
    A woman says:

    Great writing at the Speccie means it’s always worth a read.
    They deserve their success.

  2. 2
    The Speaker says:

    owen jones is piss boring

  3. 3
    Mr Bingley says:

    I subscribed a few weeks ago to read Rory Sutherland

  4. 4
    Fed Up says:

    So, Cameron now says no one will have to label Hal al food.
    Good decision – yet more votes for UKIP.

  5. 5
    Tyrone Chicane says:

    Guido you fucking mong drone, ask yourself seriously, really seriously do you honestly believe that what your handlers tell you post is true? The whole fucking world is fucked, real experts in this have been saying so for years not the wankers who you quote but real clever fuckers. The only thing that solves a problem like this is a big fucking war. War makes people very very rich, why do you think your chosen friends so badly wanted to attack Syria?

  6. 6
    Owen Jokes says:

    That good, huh ?

  7. 7
    catesby says:

    Parts of Speccie are good Rod Liddle’s blog is usually entertaining. There are a few on -message Tories though who one should avoid as For R Brand he should be put down.

  8. 8
    Number 10 Knobcheese says:

    There is no need for the general public to know if they are eating halal products. After all, what’s good for the religion of peace is good for everybody. Vote Dave!

  9. 9
    dai wondering says:

    nothing of importance today?

  10. 10
    Ockham's Razor says:

    So Dan Hodges is nuts after all.

  11. 11
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    For the establishment to maintain its power crazed and corrupted position – they have to keep up the deception and spatting between the evil of the left and the evil of the right.

    Otherwise there would be too much truth out there, and they can’t be doing with that can they?

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    albacore says:

    You really, truly could not make it up
    Talk about Britain being sold a pup
    Though we’re an animal-loving nation
    Abattoirs get special dispensation

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    StevieBC says:

    “…at the vanity publication…”

    GF, please desist from trying to ram your personal opinions/bias down the readers throats in the most unsubtle manner.
    Perhaps it works with your Sun readership ?

    You are starting to resemble the tw*ts in Westminster who believe they know what’s best for everyone.
    Give yourself a shake GF.

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    Mustapha Ke Bab says:

    He must be dispatched using halal methods.

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    Rickytshirt says:

    Be more specific.

  16. 16
    The Indie Tv Advert says:

    You can tell a ‘quality’ newspaper because whenever you look at the front page you’ll see a Polar bear balancing on an ice cube.

  17. 17
    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    Oi that’s the guy who empties my litter tray you’re talking about.

  18. 18
    Glenda Jackass says:

    It runs in the family.

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    They have a problem now that the work shy on the council estates across the land have figured out that the LibLabCon are part of one disconnected whole.

    The storm proper will start after the Euro election results come in – the actual voter turnout may be more significant for 2015.

    There isn’t much that can be done about the truth other than accept and adapt.

  20. 20
    Anon says:

    …I am genuinely offended and shocked to find this cultural practice is taking place in..???….dam….where do I live?…..
    …It really is a bloody cheek and I have numerous outlets to boycott!

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    Trolling for points says:

    How does war solve anything, name one thing that is solved in the long term and didnt lead to further issues down the line.

    Sometimes Trolling is to easy.

  22. 22
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Consider yourself lucky he does not put you in a box…

  23. 23
    Rickytshirt says:

    The animals are happy to die for the purpose of feeding the pious army of the western caliphate in the name of Allah. Much of the time no slaughtering is necessary, the animals gladly throw themselves onto the blade. Many a turkey or yorkshire terrier has been known to loudly hail Allahu akbar as they gratefully hurl towards their joyful demise. Peace.

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    Nermal says:

    Scotland Yard detectives leading hunt for Madeleine McCann arrive in Portugal ahead of excavations in town where she vanished.

    They are off again, this time there are 8 of the phuckers this time going off on a jolly.

  25. 25
    Rickytshirt says:

    I quite agree. The initiation of force against a non-aggressive nation does not go without consequences, and rightly so.

  26. 26
    Mr Tony says:

    Rocks my boat: sucks my cock.

  27. 27
    DI Peeler says:

    Right we’ll start searching the beach and work our way up to the bar.
    Move across the road to the restaurant and then meet up at the hotel where we can compare birds.

  28. 28
    Licking a socialist's arse for profits. says:

    Is that why Nelson has his tongue permanently up Miliband arsehole? Profits! An ex junkie and his endless double- entendres have become tiresome. Hey ho!

  29. 29
    A Moron says:

    I prefer the Mail on line. Where else can I discover which female Z-lister is showing her baby bump?

  30. 30
    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    Put me in a box.What type of guy do you think Dan is?Ralph Miliband?

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Just a quick FYI: All fish / seafood is automatically H’alal as it is exempted from the requirements for D’habihah, a specific method of slaughter.

    It is a serious restriction on freedom of choice for the majority if food is not labelled H’alal as many people who object to the practice of D’habihah should be able to reliably choose to not consume meat from animals which were slaughtered that way.

    Similarly, followers of the religion will need to be certain they are purchasing compliant meat. Clear labelling and branding is the only way to ensure that, in their minds at least, at the point of sale.

    As a libertarian, this freedom of choice, is a fair and hard argument for clear and explicit labelling. Not labelling is a clear denial of choice which causes great harm.

    The so called ‘free-range’ industry should perhaps be objecting most. Their marketing relies on the notion of happy animals raised in natural environments being dispatched humanely before appearing on the supermarket shelf.

    This bizarre fiction is undermined if the animals have been dispatched in what many would consider to be an inhumane way. Unless free-range becomes code for non-H’alal, but that would deny those who require H’alal meat access to free-range.

    David Cameron’s inability to steer this maze, presumably because he is trying to stick to retarded notions of equality and restrictions placed on legislation by EU rules, clearly indicate his unsuitability for office.

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    And cunts like Frances Crook are worried about prisoners not getting books says:

    What a truly sickening world we live in.

    Five teenagers, some as young as 14, have been found guilty of murdering a 19-year-old man in a Liverpool launderette. Sean McHugh was stabbed with a “sword stick” at the Anfield launderette on 30 September last year. Reese O’Shaughnessy, 19, Andrew Hewitt, 15, Keyfer Dykstra, Corey Hewitt and Joseph McGill, all 14, were found guilty of murder on Wednesday.

  33. 33
    Dan 'warden' Hodges says:

    I’m telling you, Miliband minor is unelectable.

    No policies
    no ideas
    no sense
    no direction

    And he’s so repellent that young women automatically, maybe even subconsciously, move away from his orbit in case the geeky , lisping fool tries to engage them in a conversation.
    I suspect they are concerned he’s going to say they have dropped their purse and when they look down he’s going to have a sneaky sniff.

  34. 34
    Down with this sort of thing says:

    “real experts in this”


    “It haz it on der internetz”

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    Ghost of Keynes says:

    Actually in a world where there is a shortage of aggregate demand, war is a pretty good way of increasing demand partly through the need to build new weapons etc and the need to rebuild capital assets after they have been destroyed. Its called the dismal science for a reason.

  36. 36
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Enjoyed your comment earlier today on the psychological practicalities of New Speak together with the syntactical implications. The semiosis of Charles Sanders Peirce, his interpretants and the power they can wield is a battleground that few get close to appreciating. Meanwhile the effect, as you point out, is huge. The potential for misuse is also considerable.

    Am only just getting the time to consider the ICOADS and CRUTEM videos. Have made some elementary notes on these and will come back when I can organise them into some semblance of order.

  37. 37
    Werther says:

    Are you sure it’s not a mint advert?

  38. 38
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Have to confess that I have not sniffed that closely…

  39. 39
    Owen Jones says:

    So turns out women who are no longer supposed to interested in that sort of thing are still interested in that sort of thing otherwise Mail online wouldn’t be so popular.
    What do you think Harriet Harman will do next?

  40. 40
    Anyone give a shit? says:

    The suspense will be hard to bear.

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    only the owner of this blog can post cunt in a comment it is that fucking obvious you fat mong says:

    you deluded cock gobbler. the establishment here in this country or anywhere else for that matter do not give a fuck about trying to solve problems. they want to start the war to end all wars kill billions of people, herd all who remain into camps and assess them as to whether they can live or not, kill them if it is the latter then take all the children that are left and implant their brains with behaviour monitoring/modifying chips. sounds completely crazy but it is the truth. research “operation stepford” why do you think they called it “stepford” for fucks sake?! you are aware of a classic movie with the word stepford in it! military technology is far more advanced then when they tell the public about. iraq was a test exercise in urban round ups.

    they are a giant fucking cult. i know, i am one of them! the only reason they let me get away with posting all this is to give you arseholes a chance. but you are too brainwashed in the low level political dissonance shite to be able to wake up and see the truth.

    if you want to stand any chance of surviving get you and your family nbc suits and plenty of filters for the masks. when the shit hits take out any and all mobilefone masts in your vicinity. (crowbar, water balloon, gaffer tape, catapult). if you do not at the very least have a nbc suit and mask then you will die. it is that fucking simple. if you imagine your souls to be like the machines in the last matrix film and “z1on” to be the wormhole that is the sun then you’ll get that they want to kill billions all at the same time, because it is where souls go to once you die. overload the sun and the mainframe at the other end of the wormhole goes kaput.

    laugh all you want but you’ve been told so don’t get shitty when it happens (the only shitty will be running down your freshly deaded corpses.

  42. 42
    speccie freeloader says:

    They could make some more if their online subscription service wasn’t so easy to circumvent.

  43. 43
    1 murdered teenager a week on average says:

    The fact It’s gone ‘Lord of the Flies’ on our cities streets must be the ultimate measure of liberal failure.

  44. 44
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    George, you little prostie loving creep….
    We are making fuck all and exporting fuck all but the rest of the world is fucked just as badly. Any RECKovery is just part of the latest boom and bust. Same ol’ shit as last time that the tories castigated labour for allowing.

  45. 45
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    He’s still into Goebbal Whamming…

  46. 46
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    People everywhere are now learning and investigating how the whole legal fraternity have come to be ‘controlling’ our lives.

    Article in DM [pg 12] about too many lawyers being out there …

    There are too many lawyers, every fucking where – the standard of 5hit that is them that come from law school is pathetic – and one only has to point to the insurance underwriters pouring millions into the trousers of Barristers forlornly attempting to ‘face off’ claims growing by the day for the gross negligence of their lawyers who have been erring year after year – where any ‘reasonable man’ of some knowledge of the laws could only come to the logical conclusion of gross negligence … mind you an incontrovertible paper trail – does come in handy.

  47. 47
    Rickytshirt says:

    Sorry, I honestly can’t tell if you’re taking the pis$ or not.

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    only the owner of this blog can post cunt in a comment it is that fucking obvious you fat mong says:

    i do believe eu statute 3498345457345 decrees plod is not allowed to crash their party van through the front door of a suspect without first giving them several weeks notice in advance. a bit like youtree “yeah we’ve got this big list associated with saveloy so we’re going to tell the whole fucking world about it before making any arrests and we are sure none of the fuckers who were involved with the fixer will use the time to get rid of any evidence or conjoin their alibis”

    oh yeah i forgot it is just a big fucking occult ritual softening the herd up for the big slaughter and the sheep are so dumb they fall for it every fucking time.

  49. 49
    Austin Barry says:

    Fraser Nelson’s only blind spot appears to be Islam, where he is in horrible denial. I disagreed with him on one Christmas piece of his reflecting on England’s plight in 1940 and was banned forever from the Speccie’s comment section. Fair enough, but for an editor who keeps chirping about freedom of speech he is a somewhat paradoxical character.

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    ʢ͏͏ΔΩΠΩΔʡ says:

    Clearly you do. Otherwise why bother to post that?

  51. 51
    Rickytshirt says:

    There’s a nettle that needs to be grasped here, and Cameron is not the man to grasp it.

  52. 52
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    You are a member of the legal fraternity / and lobby attempting to diss the unravelling lies of all the AGW CC experts and politicians [Trying to sell the British Public a ‘pack of lies’] – who have been caught with their trousers down around their ankles. Do one or are you a friend of Huh.nes, Ed’s and Johan Harri’s?

  53. 53
    weird ed says:

    I could give you sniffing lessons.

  54. 54
    Liver Bird says:

    You danthin?
    You askin?
    I’m athkin
    Sorry I still can’t understand what the fuck you’re saying.

  55. 55
    Some Chap Called Nigel says:

    I would just like to add My Special Thanks for adding another

    Million Votes or more for UKIP……

    Voters will not accept his advice to deceive & mislead everyone

    over the labeling of there food………

    With screwed up so called Government ‘ leadership ‘ like this,

    its no wonder UKIP are going to sweep the board in 2014 &

    at next years 2015 GE…….

    CMDD always guaranteed to keep giving in every way possible

    24/7 for UKIP !!!! LOL

  56. 56
    I want to know says:

    Who’s paying for this?

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

  58. 58
    Rickytshirt says:

    It’s big business. Cui bono? The military-industrial complex, the political establishment, heads of corporations with friends in high places and the financial powerhouses who buy everything up nice and cheap.

  59. 59
    Barrraco Barna says:

    I was a subscriber until last month when they banned me from posting on their site without explanation. I rang them and they said they would remove the ban, but nothing happened, so I left.

    Frazer is dim, clueless and naive, Matthew Parris is wet, weak and wobbly, Charles Moore is excellent, Taki likewise. Their real star is Julie Burchill who is a fearless writer.

    This site is much more informed.

  60. 60
    ʢ͏͏ΔΩΠΩΔʡ says:


    Good here innit?

  61. 61
    ʢ͏͏ΔΩΠΩΔʡ says:

    So you want no law? Anarchy? Right?

  62. 62
    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Am just glad you did not misread that earlier remark as being anything else either – not that I would expect you to, but those whose critical functions have been worn down by PC dogma may have.

    Symbols are well known to be the most powerful communication tools available for stimulating desired responses. The P’avlovian response that the S’wastika elicits is a classic recent example which is finally losing some of its potency.

    However, it was when reflecting on word banning that I noticed there was another and more pernicious form of this going on.

    The problem for propagandists who wish to make use of symbolism is ensuring that people see the symbol, hence receive the message or the command, clearly, and react accordingly.

    By associating certain words with intensely negative feelings, more through negative peer pressure than personal belief or view, and then banning them, the word takes on a very abstract symbolic quality as it becomes silenced.

    This gives the word a symbol quality.

    When invoked indirectly it is produced clearly directly in the mind of the target individual, with a strong P’avlovian emotional reaction. That is by the way, the real power.

    The mind control folk out there are somewhat discredited, but political correctness has programmed a very selective response in some sections of the masses to certain symbols. A way to break this programming down is through controlled desensitization.

    Hence, more frequent neutral references to the N-Word, adjusting up to the actual word, and then normality – where it falls into non-enforced general disuse needs to be done.

    The m’od bot on this site is unwittingly an agent of this type of selective programming – not that I criticize the editorial position of the owner.

    Have had a couple of days break from the global warming stuff, but will be getting back to it in a bit. :-)

  63. 63
    Gilbert Fiddler says:

    Who is Russell Brand?

    Is he that silly untalented bloke who rants all the time, or is he the prick who just upsets people and thinks he’s funny?

    Perhaps the BBC like that sort of person – I don’t!

  64. 64
    The national debt not decreasing by the day despite Austerity says:

    Is this the guy who was running around butt naked in a corridor in Oxford a few years back?

  65. 65
    Ockham's Razor says:

    The self-correction which so often occurs throughout life, if one has the patience of longevity to wait for it (!), is alluded to in your third from last paragraph.

    I found a practical example of this phenomenon in the videos, which I will mention when I respond to you on them. You will discover that none of them is unwatched now!

  66. 66
    The British Bollox Corp says:

    I seem to remember dear Fraser writing a piece fro the D. Teleg a couple of weeks back. You know that stuff about – cultural diversity in UK and how well it goes. The comments (s)hit the fan fast and the D. Teleg had to stop it PDQ.

  67. 67
    Ockham's Razor says:

    What the hell do you take me for? A cat?

  68. 68
    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    The UK Conservatives are a member of the European Conservatives and Reformists group.

    This is good politicing from Nigel on more than one front: The EFD group is targeting ECR votes in the upcoming Euro election, better for votes to go there than the S&D or Wilder / Le Pen’s EFA.

    Cameron’s failure is a double slap in the face for the UK. The UK’s strongest presence is in the ECR group and his failure at reform negotiations with the EPP and others not only undermines the UK’s real position on reform, but UK’s influence within an entire group which is politically committed to seeking reform within the EU.

    Those in the UK who are interested in EU reform should: Vote UKIP.

  69. 69
    twinkle twinkle little star says:

    my posts contains truths and swerves and meanders. look to history, take on board things like the protocols (regardless of the deliberate cognitive dissonance created by announcing it was a hoax), morals and dogma by albert pike. mind control/brainwashing studies such as mk ultra, monarch, cosmos, etc – regard the brain as something that can be hard programmed as it grows. the r complex of brains, pineal glands, hive mind behaviours.

    all these sort of things for the most part are hidden from the mainstream – for obvious reasons. it is only because people within the cult have been brave enough to speak out and get documents out over the decades can it be brought to wider audiences. but people tend to think oh conspiracy theories it is a pile of wank! (because the mainstream media tells them so) and they are too busy working to pay their mortgage, bring up their family and being scared by the fear the mainstream media pumps out to question what they are being told.

    open your eyes. a government in power makes unpopular decisions and blames it on the other party when they were in power before them. but go back to when that other party was in power and they were doing the same thing! it is puppets playing ping pong. privy council is cabinet and shadow cabinet and upon joining they are administered an oath of allegiance to the monarch – basically handed a piece of paper with the oath on it and they are bound to it (just like a writ being served). ditto plod upon reaching chief superintendent status. the notion that the monarch is impartial and does not interfere is pure shite. read the prince by machiavelli, namely always get others to do the shitty stuff for you without the masses realizing you’re the puppet master.

    the monarch, pope, presidents they are not god. each and everyone of us is a god. the big bang is your conception. your perception is absolute, you are your own universe. only the r complex hive mind binds us all to the fake gods who know the truth of reality and willfully hide it for their own benefit. genesis chapter 1 verse 27 is the big bang the moment of conception. all before verse 27 is the parable of everything existing in the mind of your parents- that of god (your father) and lord god (your mother) lord meaning womb. that is why most laws are maritime – it is redolent of the court being at sea, not on land. of the waters of the womb, though the womb is not the lord that is your mother but the lord that is the monarch (regardless of whether they are male and female).

    never ever submit your will. if someone tries to arrest you do not agree to their question do you understand? aka stand under. common law is a bit different as it is the law of god. and if you think that is shite read the first couple of paragraphs of the mental health act. the bit about lords spiritual and temporal. and how a court of law will have a coat of arms with the motto god et mon dieu on it (god and my divine right). and how up until 1979 (i think that was the year) people had to swear by almight god to tell the truth etc. how can people having sense that god is talking to them somehow be restrained by people saying they are delusional using a law that clearly refers to god and spirituality?! never mind the second coming it is probably about the ten millionth coming of the next prophet as they’ve entrapped all the previous ones in the mental health system!

    and note… prophet and profit. money makes them gods. but it is the false prophet, and we know how that story is going to end. anyone who alludes on question time tonight about profit being the false prophet gets eternal life, honest ;) quite why someone would want eternal life i do not know, but…

    a lot to take in but the reality of reality is far from how they portray and assert it to be.

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    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Yup, just press a button and the money appears interest payable to the Kween and the other Mystery shareholders at the BoE for nothing other than the fact that they are jolly nice people.

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    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Camaroon is not the sharpest pencil in this left leaning EUSSR corrupt box…….

    and won’t get it…….

    But he will be the very last Old Etonian Bullington Toff to have manipulated

    himself into Downing Street masquerading as Prime Minister and

    representing only the metropolitian political elite aka Cons*Lie*Labor*LebDims

    Anti-Democracy Alliance who believe its there divine right handed down from on

    high to them alone to have Power over Us !!

    Vote UKIP & take OUR country back from these Charlatans who’s main

    preoccupation is how much & how often they are able purloin from the

    ever free flowing public purse to which they are glued & totally addicted

    to 24/7……

  72. 72
    Polonius says:

    Brevity is the soul of wit

  73. 73
    The Establishment / MIC / Banks says:

    Listen ye children of the poor – there’s a shortage of aggregate demand and our balance sheets + capital ratios are looking rather poor. So, it would be rather spiffing and lucrative for us all if you’d oblige and venture abroad to ki’ll & ma’im and in turn be be kil’led, mai’med and PTSD’d yourselves. We’ll make it easier by launching a propaganda offensive across the press OK?

    Also, even poorer foreign peasants – would you also oblige and make yourselves and your sons and daughters ready to endure similar kil’ling, ra-pe, tor’ture etc?

    You see we arm, supply, fund and make loans to both side….. KERRRR-CHING!

  74. 74
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    To Greek symbol man – Did i state that ‘want no law’ Did i? – NO i did not – you did.

    i want law – but not the kind of warped and twisted law that the Public have to put up with these days.

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    ʢ͏͏ΔΩΠΩΔʡ says:

    Now you have become a lawyer – the very thing you accused me of! You must be a politician – you craven, lying, suborned piece of elephant shit.

  76. 76
    english minority says:

    Speccie used to be a good read for those of an independent world view. It has changed in the last five years into a neocon yankie doodle dandy rag .

  77. 77
    Longinus says:

    paradoxical = hypocritical ?

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    also says:

    I know a top vet has complained,but why aren’t the numerous
    animal welfare charities campaigning against halal slaughter?

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    Throw Off Your Chains, UK says:

    For food and meat products to be sold as “halal” most companies join a certification scheme run by a number of Muslim bodies, such as Halal Food Authority, Halal Monitoring Committee, Halal Monitoring Board, European Halal Development Agency and many others. A fee for certification is charged to the abattoir or food company depending on the numbers of animals slaughtered or food processed, and thus passed on to the purchaser. It is commonly called the “Halal Tax”. All these “certification bodies” are self-appointed, usually run as charities, and pass on a percentage of their income raised in fees to Islamic Charities, many of which are on the lists of US and UK governments as possible supporters of terror’ism.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Greeky symbol man – So you attack your attacker – because you are caught out – with what you are guilty of. Oh Dear and as for your ref to ‘me’ that you attempt to confuse of.

    i be a lay lawyer – there’s a big FUCKING DIFFERENCE ASSHOLE.

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    Throw Out jiha'dis says:

    So as well as some cloud magician worshipper pouring out his stuff over my meat I pay a ter ror pist subscription and Camero thinks this is fine?


  82. 82
    Throw Out jiha'dis says:

    Are the plods doing the digging or is it Spads?

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    Grammar Nazi says:


  84. 84
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Number of solicitors in 1974: approx 20,000;
    Number now: approx 120,000

    Similarly with accountants.

    Which is why the doctors are Indian, the builders Polish and the teachers mediocre.
    The brains that used to design jet engines and computers are now devising tax dodges and ways of welshing on a contract.

    I view much of government activity over the last 40 years as an increasingly desperate attempt to create employment for the alumni of this state-created Ponzi scheme – the lumpen-graduate class.

  85. 85
    NE Frontiersman says:

    How can that be? Sword sticks have been illegal for years.
    Or was that just for the law-abiding?

  86. 86
    Aluminium Milliner says:

    Somewhere a tin-foil hat is weeping.

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    He’s the long-haired (vnt who’s about as funny as tooth ache!

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    Archie P says:

    Bugger the Speccer, A B! You’re better off out of it!

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Much like the Telegraph! Owners in common, innit?

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Tubal Cain. Machinist extraordinary!

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    About forty years ago there was one lawyer for every 472 people in the U.S. Now?

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Ah yes, I remember it well! A veritable comment shitstorm! Happens a lot lately and it seems that comments are not allowed more frequently! Evidently we plebs have found our voices. About fucking time!

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    Cardinal Biggles says:

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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