May 8th, 2014

Media Bitch Fight of the Week (International Edition)


  1. 1
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Isn’t the phrase “bitch fight” rather passé now?

  2. 2
    B3 says:

    Chaaaaaaneeeeell Niiiiiiiiine!

  3. 3
    Ed Moribund says:

    I wish Question Time was this interesting.

  4. 4
    God says:

    I really failed here. After all this time, 65 seconds of trivial TV still encapsulates the middle east in thought and deed.

  5. 5
    fastsho' says:


  6. 6
    Isaac Hunt says:

    I’ve heard of table-dancing before, but that was much funnier!

    Where was the UKIP smear btw?

  7. 7
    David now of NYC says:

    You wouldn’t be able to answer the questions.

  8. 8
    Common Purpose says:

    The word “bitch” is now deemed politically incorrect.

    It is banned/verboten.

    You will not be allowed to think it, let alone speak it, in future.

  9. 9
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    In Nigel’s boxers.

  10. 10
    still walking into darkness says:

    smearing to resume later no doubt

  11. 11
    Hamspam Chowder says:

    The religion of peace in all its glory.

  12. 12
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Some one needs to do one of those subtitle thingy’s, like the hitlar film.

    They could be discussing Goofy Ed’s newrubic cube or perhaps weather Chris Bryants underpants are full of nasty skidmarks.

  13. 13
    jgm2 says:

    Dave would beat the shit out of Ed Miliband. Though I reckon it could be a closer fight between him and Ed Balls.

  14. 14
    Lenny Henry says:

    I’d like to see more people like this on our television.

  15. 15
    BBC Propaganda Ops says:

    Question Time is carefully stage managed programme with the aid our hand picked audiences.

    Please don’t go there for any spontaneity or truth.

  16. 16
    cbr100rr says:

    Man those are two guys i would love to meet down a dark alley.

  17. 17
    I say,I say,I say says:

    Now they want you to be outraged that your meat is being killed by a halal butcher instead of shot at Aintree.

  18. 18
    Ockham's Razor says:

    I use all sorts of politically incorrect words. Fuck, сunt, wanker, shit, tosser… even the awful tυrd (which is even banned here FFS!) but I don’t like bitch as a word and tend not to use it unless in its proper sense.

    Now you have pointed out the obvious fact that it is non-PC, I see it is here to stay. Still don’t like it, though…

    What a bitch!

  19. 19
    The Great British Public fed up with unwanted multi culteral diversity & now all voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Question Time tonight will be very interesting tonight as Nigel Farage
    will have not just four panelists against him which includes Grant Shi*tes,
    Chucka Mona but also Chairman Dimbletw*at & of course the now
    Rudderless Biased Broadcasting Company infamous audience selection
    exclusively from Zanu*Lie* Labor sheepe

    Wonder who TV viewers decide the winner is ??

  20. 20
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Brown v Blair part deux.

  21. 21
    A Tory BumBoy says:

    How will Labour do on May 22nd? Only 20 mins left to vote in our weekly survey!

  22. 22
    BBC Propaganda Ops says:

    Have you ever notice how all of our PC comedians (especially Russell Howard btw) all have the same thing in common i.e. they are all about as funny as cancer.

  23. 23
    Mad Hattie Harman says:

    You see, that’s what happens when you let men get involved in the discussion. If this programme had only had women on it, they would have discussed things reasonably, never disagreed with other and all murmured in sympathy when female anyone said anything. It would have been much better television.

  24. 24
    jgm2 says:

    To be honest I’m not that bothered how my meat is killed but I do resent the fact that 90% of it is killed in a manner to appease 5% of the population.

    Fuck ‘em – where did they get it into their fucking heads that they’re so special and that the rest of us should go out of our way to do things their way?

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    (Dont forget the plants asking about racism and homophobia and such)

    And for the last 15 years or so, last words (uninterrupted) go to the libor party stooge . .

  26. 26
    The really fastsho' says:

    Abubakar Tafawa Balewa

  27. 27
    Nigel Mirage says:

  28. 28
    John_Carvings says:

    They were probably tutored by Putin in nation building.

  29. 29
    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    They were arguing about Syr!a of all things.

    One accused the other of taking money to support A’ssad, and the reflective allegation came back of support for rebels.

    Worth breaking the table over as those types of allegations going out on air can result in families being killed.

  30. 30
    hitchfight says:

    Arabic is a most excellent language for forcibly getting a point across

    Even “good morning” sounds like


  31. 31
    cancer says:

    Don’t compare me with those unfunny twats.

  32. 32
    just asking says:

    Are you Nigel Evans or the Rev Flowers?

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    bbc plants questions for racism; expenses; homophobia; . . .

  34. 34
    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Only the F-Bomb is mildly un PC.

    The big one is the N-word, which when read this way puts a rac!st thought in the mind of all PC aware readers.

    You do not express that one yourself, except when someone suggests it to you. :-)

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    and flirting with the presenter, who was sniffing them

  36. 36
    jgm2 says:




  37. 37
    Under Siege 2 says:

    Make it entertaining you lazy omni-impotent deity and let them sort it out in the traditional manner: spray n pray with an AK

  38. 38
    Olga Popups says:

    What tv viewers?

  39. 39
    Gordon the fruitcake says:

    That reminds me of the cabinet we had to discuss the 10p tax rate abolition.
    if ‘wee Dougie’ had been a bit stronger I wouldn’t have knocked him cold and he might have prevented me from later making an utter tit of myself.

  40. 40
    chaimekaneroodown sport "(and cut its throat) says:

    from the other self chosen ones

  41. 41
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Where’s the Middle East peace envoy when you need him?

  42. 42
    Mitch says:

    Looks like the two clowns who ‘helped’ me move house.

  43. 43
    The Null Hypothesis says:

    Two J*ws at the table then. That seems representative!

    And the series is edited by the impartial Nicolai Gentchev (good English name there)

    The far from impartial past of the new boss of the BBC’s flagship political show

    “Both Ed West and James Delingpole have given the Beeb a shoeing for appointing Nicolai Gentchev, sometime contributor to International Socialism Journal and Socialist Review, to be editor of the late night politics panel show. But I’m less interested in his youthful indiscretions than in what he’ll be doing all week to earn his salary.”


  44. 44
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Truth to tell but take the shit away from Miliband and there is owt else left.

  45. 45
    boycott halal says:

    I’m very bothered about how my meat is killed-which is why I buy it from my
    local butcher.
    What’s the point in having stringent animal welfare laws when they’re secretly being slaughtered using such cruel methods and then sold to unsuspecting consumers.

  46. 46
    Admiral Allah Ackbar - its a trap says:

    God told them they were special.

  47. 47
    Asslick Almond says:

  48. 48
    Olga Popups says:

    Happy Hackney Hippo.

  49. 49
    Under Siege 2 says:

    “The word bitch is now deemed politically incorrect”

    What term am I supposed to now use when refering to Kay Burley?

  50. 50
    Bill_Oody says:

    I’ve seen better Sets built by Badgers!

  51. 51
    weird ed says:

    I like sniffing women.

  52. 52
    jgm2 says:

    Genius. I shall steal that.

  53. 53
    hitched to 200 maidens says:

    No ham
    no ass
    lots of man phallus

  54. 54
    B3 says:

    Is that you cwispy?

  55. 55
    Lenny Henry says:

    They learnt everything from me.

    Let’s say you have a joke (I have about 5, never needed more). When you just tell the joke it is x funny.

    If you SHOUT the joke, it is x2 funny.

    Now try shouting the joke, while staring at the audience with raised eyebrows, as if to say – laugh or you are racist and/or bigoted evil Tory scum.

    Then it is x3 funny.

  56. 56
    Dan 'warden' Hodges says:

    if Ed Miliband becomes prime Minister I will eat my hat… And coat. ..And pants. And trousers, socks, belt, shoes, sunglasses .. basically I’ll eat the entire wardrobe.

  57. 57
  58. 58
    Ron Davies says:

    Me too.

  59. 59
    Olga Popups says:


  60. 60
    jgm2 says:

    Save it. If Miliband becomes PM you’ll need all that stuff to keep you warm in 2015. And to eat in 2016.

  61. 61
    Dan 'warden' Hodges says:

    i reckon i could take Owen Jones. He’s all mouth.
    If I got him a good slap i think he’d cry.

  62. 62
    Miranda Midwife says:

    if that fails fall over and show your knickers. That’s hysterical..apparently.

  63. 63
    tweeting teather's teat tweets are sweet says:

    now that’s how to table a motion.

  64. 64
    hitchsausage says:

    Well is the only kind of food you will be able o afford

    UKIP is offering a full english breafast, a pint of ale and a pipe of tobacco for every child each and every day in everey day
    pork products will be compulsory and raised on the school farm

  65. 65
    Podiceps says:

    Hag, slag, bag, virago, termagant, slattern?

  66. 66
    Under Siege 2 says:

    Does it taste different? If not all I care about is the price? I buy halal chicken for making curry as it’s cheaper than the other chicken on the same shelf in Costco.

    Sorry but it’s a chicken doesn’t matter how it spends the last 30 seconds of it’s life.

  67. 67
    Podiceps says:

    Admiral the Honourable Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax, KCB, DSO, JP, DL.

  68. 68
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Ed Miliband.

  69. 69
    Under Siege 2 says:

    Miranda when you born were you a boy or a girl or a bit of both?

  70. 70
    Ed Moribund says:

    Costa livin’ crisis
    Freezer stuff policies
    rent controls
    zero hours
    bedroom tax

    This blank piece of paper is almost full !! I’m on a roll!
    I’ll turn it over ..

    HEY! Who drew this enormous wang on the back? Its spurting..and got those hairy balls…Who did this..and when…and ..

    Have I been walking around with a big knob drawn on the back of this paper for four years?

  71. 71
    Mark Oaten says:

    Ooh, please table a motion for me!

  72. 72
    cbr100rr says:

    UKIP need two guys like that to fight their corner. Real men not afraid to put their foot forwxd,

  73. 73
    Smelling as Sweet says:

    Even more preposterous: The Prime Minister, Ed Miliband.

  74. 74
    Obligatory Mark Oaten reference says:

  75. 75
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Well that decides me then .. I’m joining the loons if there’s a full English in it.
    It has a got a bit muesli since the Dems came on board.

    I believe Labour have Special K at their breakfast meetings. Only Ed Balls goes round and markers the ‘K’ into an ‘M’.

  76. 76
    Ockham's Razor says:

    I have told this one before but it is worth repeating. I was being dr!ven from Banjul Airport to Kololi once and I noticed the car in front of me, dr!ven by a local, bore the number plate NIGGA 1.

    Not a problem for them, neither for me.

    Inexplicably, for some folk who rarely get out of their armchairs in Hampstead, simply to utter this word is a crime which exceeds all the evil of the Holocaust…

  77. 77
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    That’s nothing, I heard a UKIP candidate who once said, and I quote, “Good Morning” to a Bulgarian. Yes a Bulgarin.

    How do they ever expect to get elected?

  78. 78
    still walking into darkness says:

    by 5% you mean 50% surely

  79. 79
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Is it true that Arabic has no word for ‘calm’?

  80. 80
    M­a­qboul says:

    By draining the blood from the animal it will be less tasty. Also the stressful way it is killed can make the meat less tender. But cooking it in curry will disguise all that – you might as well use tofu.

  81. 81
    TONY BALONEY-Off saving the Middle East or summink says:

    I was at one of my houses, I forget which one…..But don’t let this distract you away from the huge potential little Ewan has, or my donations to the Labour Party…

  82. 82
    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    It’s not just Hampstead.

    Not using such terms frequently in a derogatory manner on mass media is wise as that would be a key over feature of negative propaganda which would lead to one outcome only.

    The PC dogma with banning words, leading to enforced restrictions in usage is a flawed attempt at thought control. The word will remain in the collective conscience, and become more strongly associated with negative emotion: I would argue that for many it would transcend linguistic semantic and become symbolic.

    Orwell missed this aspect of the psychological practicalities of New Speak. Those in Hampstead who advocate it perhaps have not.

    A deeper look here and reflection on the effect that peer group and legally enforced word banning has on the individual should expose a very coercive power dynamic.

    The real power of symbols is realized once a symbol is associated with certain emotions in the minds of enough people. They then becomes a very powerful weapon indeed.

  83. 83
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Bloody cheap IKEA furniture :-)

  84. 84
    A Smug Know All says:

    مناقشات المنتدى بخصوص

  85. 85
    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Last sentence should have read:

    They then become very powerful weapons indeed.

    – Bit distracted today… ;-)

  86. 86
    Edumicashun says:


    Seriously, you have got to be kidding?

  87. 87
    oooh matron! says:

    I reckon That Dave has been battered around the ring quite a few times …

  88. 88
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Reyt! My time working in Rotherham, eight while eight, weren’t wasted, lad! :-)

  89. 89
    Close Down the BBC Now says:

    When I saw the word Jordan I thought it was about Katie Price and Jane Pountney.

  90. 90
    Damian Thompson says:

    Today in the Telegraph website’s comment section, we have a religious nutter telling you you’re an Islamophobe for not wanting to eat halal chicken and a lesbian telling you you’re a homophobe for voting UKIP (yesterday it was a gay). Earlier in the week one of our feminist writers pointed out you were a misogynist for reading mens’ magazines.

    All we need is a “trans” columnist and our journey to the dark side (the Guardian) will be complete. If you are a transsexual and you fancy writing for the most pathetic “right wing” broadsheet in the country, please contact me.

  91. 91
    Bernard Manning says:

    Or as funny as a burning orphanage.

  92. 92
    Warm front says:

    I like listening to the female weather presenters on that Al Jazeera Arabic channel.
    Dirty sexy women, no doubt about it.

  93. 93
    Dangerous Brian says:


  94. 94
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Awww, you’ve spoiled it for me now.

  95. 95
    Dangerous Brian says:

    I think you mean “He’s all mouth and trousers (generally around his ankles)”.

  96. 96
    Dangerous Brian says:


  97. 97
    support your local butcher says:

    So does Costco label the chicken as halal then?
    That’s more than other supermarkets manage to do.

  98. 98
    Gentleman Chav says:

    Chev is Hampstead for chav.

  99. 99
    yuk says:

    I’d forgotten about yet another perverted LibDem.

  100. 100
    yep says:

    Their Dep Leader Paul Nuttall stood up to Coburn on the
    DP today saying it wasn’t racist to talk about a Romanian
    crime wave or to call for a points-based immigration system.
    This is exactly what the public has been waiting to hear.

  101. 101
    The BBC says:


    Miranda is brilliantly, awesomely funny. She is a national treasure, just like us. Because we say so. We don’t have any adverts you know, because of the unique way we are funded.

    Apart from all the adverts by us, for us, telling you how brilliant we are and reminding you that we are a national treasure and you love us. Or else. We call these ‘idents’, so we don’t have to call them adverts. Which they are.

    By order,

    Your metropolitan liberal betters.

  102. 102
    Hal Al says:

    I preferred it when Angela Rippon pulled the desk apart.

  103. 103
    Jack Dromey says:

    I choke my chicken (a big black cock-erel) since you ask!

  104. 104
    Vince Cable's Rucksack says:

    Never trust a raghead. Vince told me that.

  105. 105
    broderick crawford says:

    Is that known as “Desk rage ” ??

  106. 106
    Ned Ludd says:

    Eh! Mentali! Boutros boutros ghali.

  107. 107
    Ciaran Goggins says:

    I usually find meeting guys in a dark alley lead to me walking like a cowboy.

  108. 108
    Ciaran Goggins says:

    I prefer eating cocks, but I don’t mind the odd hen.

  109. 109
    Ciaran Goggins says:

    My old mum would have cured you of that habit she smelt like a box of a week old prawns that had been left in the airing cupboard.

  110. 110
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Oginga Odinga!

  111. 111
    Mr Speaker, you're a mental dwarf with a small penis says:

    Nice but dim? Definitely bonkable though. Tick, tock!

  112. 112
    Mr Speaker, you're a mental dwarf with a small penis says:

    Fuckoff back to the kitchen, bitch.

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