May 7th, 2014

WATCH: Labour Go For Clegg

Labour’s new PPB is a bit, er, different:

You gonna take that, Deputy Prime Minister?


  1. 1
    Fony Blair says:

    This may go down as one of the worst in history….and there are a lot to choose from. One nation Labour? That’s gone out the windows.


    • 24
      Bill Quango MP says:

      When the demon eyes poster came out the Blair effect was still in existence and people thought it a foolish poster.

      only now, with the gloss worn thin with blood does that old poster look ..prophetic ?


    • 26
      Shocked of Sheen says:

      It was made by this lot:


      • 110
        Anonymous says:

        The head of which was one of the judges which rated the “labour isn’t working” poster so highly. Ironically enough.


    • 41
      Mrs Ordinary person - not fooled by Labour says:

      What normal person would want to be associated with the Party that puts this out? What person of average intelligence would have anything but contempt for the Party that puts this out? Tenth rate rubbish from an abysmal so called leader of an abysmal Labour Party.


      • 116
        Just Saying. says:

        This looks like a film of technical merit, but dubious value and impact, that the Boulting Brothers would have put out when they were in their teens.
        I am afraid that the self proclaimed intellectual genius Ed Miliband has not only lost the moral argument, but has shown that he again has allowed the children to rule the school.


    • 43
      The Growler says:

      I they are attacking Cleggie they must have lost it, the Limpy Dems are are losing anyway, they they had a bit of gorm they would be attacking UKip and Dave the Magnificent, but its the old attacking the weakest opposition, Lost marbles and lost election, oh dear


      • 122
        NE Frontiersman says:

        If they need the last three surviving LDs to form a coalition in 2015 this may not be the wisest thing to bring out.


    • 63
      Fishy says:

      There is one bit of truth in the PBP…at about 3.40mins when it says, ‘THE END’.

      How foresightful.


    • 64
      Glib Ranter says:

      There must be something Waaaaaaaaaaacist in that film. I’ll find it.


    • 65
      Anonymous says:

      … and the actor playing Cameron look suspiciously like Peter Mandelson …


    • 87
      Tony E says:

      Core vote strategy – on the current boundaries it’s all Miliband needs. Once he’s in, he can buy all the votes he needs……just like his mentor.


    • 88
      Labour says:

      No one will trust us on the economy, employment, education, immigration, the NHS or energy.

      Class envy is all we have left!


  2. 2
    Realist says:

    Vaguely amusing by Labour standards but of course they have very low standards.


  3. 3

    People will believe it and vote “Labour”. Hodges is a stooge for the Tories.


  4. 4
    M­a­qboul says:

    Usual old pandering to the prejudices of the feckin idle and about as funny as woodworm in a cripple’s crutch.


    • 98
      still walking into darkness says:

      first rule of sales is not to say the competition is shi*e, it means you are talking about them more than yourself, in other words you’re own product isn’t good enough to lead the conversation with, but then that’s Ed and Ed through and through


      • 104
        WoRaft Chihuahua says:

        Love it, but not enough to vote Labour.

        Lazy of them to have recycled the old Alan B’stard character and poor positioning of their own product. I barely realized it was a Labour advert at all. However, would watch it again.


  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Crass. Crass. Crass.


  6. 6
    Mike K. says:

    “Think like a Tory, Clagg” – ’nuff said :-)


  7. 7
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  8. 8
    Steve Miliband says:


    • 132
      Anonymous says:

      Upper-class w@nker Enfield:”I say chums, let’s take a few potshots at the plebs?
      ‘Left-wing’ BBC: What a spiffing idea – it’s being a while since we took the P1SS out of the Working Class.


  9. 9
    Taxandspendisnotmyfriend says:

    Not much on Europe thou


  10. 10
    Shooty* says:

    I quite enjoyed that, have to say. I mean, ignoring the fact that it’s labour, obv.


    • 133
      Anonymous says:

      Yeh. Nice nice.

      Lib Dems are toast man in the Northern hoods.

      Deh man from De South are toast.

      All are toast.

      Are yeh with me brethren?

      Yah like toast?

      Me no like toast- me ‘ave a penchant ( nice word) for croissants.

      French innit?

      Big up for baguettes.

      Clegg im a waffle. Non nice – no no


  11. 11
    Ravi Guptar says:

    They resort to spoof caricatures because they’ve lost touch with reality.

    Did Ed Miliband really approve this clip or was it made by student interns and leaked by accident?


  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Yet again we have Dan Hodges twitter feed being held up as the opinion of someone we should all pay heed to.

    FFS, Hodges is convinced that Clegg trounced Farage in the EU debates and his every column in the Telegraph froths with accusations of UKIP racism to the etxent that he’s slipped his moorings with reality. Read Hodges – he really is insane!


    • 19
      Dan Hedges says:

      Another below par performance from Milband.
      Won’t be long before the labour party resort to the Brown tactic of having every MP in the house ask a ‘question’ that just agreed with everything the imbecile says.

      “Mr Speaker can I ask the Prime Minister if he too agrees with me that the leader of the opposition is a thoroughly good chap and his idea of making the Times crossword puzzle simpler so the less agile minded can compete fairly be given the prominence it deserves!”


      • 34
        Anonymous says:

        We all know Hodges hates Ed – that, UKIP and racism is all he can blather on about. What more would you expect from one of the leading lights behind the Migration Matters Trust who’ve now coined the new thought crime of EUracism.

        Not surprised some guy took his eye out in a fight.


    • 35
      Pookie Snackumberger says:

      He gets paid by Migration Matters Trust (MMT) to rubbish UKIP.

      He keeps deleting the link, which cleary states his name, from the comments section of his T. blog.

      I used to have a little respect for him, not anymore after seeing that.


    • 59
      Labour are evil says:

      You’re missing the point. His tweets are posted to show that even a Labourite like Hodges, son of Glenda Wacko Jacko, finds Miliband et al loathsome.


  13. 13
    broderick crawford says:

    Cone on Gweeds where s the beef ?

    No blog since this monstrosity at 2.10 pm .

    Any juicy trials ending this afternoon ?

    Nothing from the tabloids of note ?

    Alex Salmond joined Ukip ?


  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Straight into UKIP’s hands.

    LibLabCon squabbling amongst themselves is exactly what they are looking for.


    • 56
      Tired of it all says:

      Yay!!! UKIP. They’ll save us. That bunch of sexist, racist morons whose only policy other than exit the EU is to insist all taxi drivers should wear a uniform.

      Blimey. How will Farage afford to pay his wife if he succeeds ? He’ll need to find another gravy train to climb aboard.


  15. 15
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    It would not take a very good scriptwriter to come up with a much better spoof starring Millipede and the Testicular Pair. There is so much more material.

    However, it would not be a very wise move, methinks!


  16. 16
    YouKipper says:

    Oh dear. For fcuks sake beam me up scotty …


  17. 17
    Lard Everard says:

    No mention of the squeezed middle ?


  18. 18
    Purpleline says:

    This has Axelrod’s fingerprints all over it, down right dirty & personal with absolutely no truth involved.
    CIA working to get British election result for the American people, remember the US wants a seat at the EU table.


    • 22
      Bill Quango MP says:

      We should sell them ours. We won’t be needing it much longer.


    • 53
      Labour are evil says:

      You were doing well and I was agreeing with you right up until you went tinfoil and mentioned the CIA.


  19. 21
    Diane Fatbott says:


  20. 23
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Made by these people:


  21. 24
    Kinnochio says:

    I’ve got my Party back !!!!!


  22. 28
    himindoors says:

    L is for Labour, L is for Lice


  23. 29
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Labour going for the former Lib dem vote. That’s basically chasing the dumbest in society. Those that thought the Liberals were a more lefty, hippy, studenty-cool version of Labour.

    Miliband’s barrel scraping strategy may yet pay off.


    • 37
      Joss Taskin says:

      Have LieDem voters got access to the internet ? I know they do postal votes but I thought they shunned evil, capitalist things like electricity.


    • 58
      jgm2 says:

      If they’re chasing the dumbest in society I’d say Labour had already cornered most of them. That leaves only the Greens.


  24. 30
    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:



  25. 31
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    This is exactly how a lot of people are talking about Clegg and the coalition. It will be well received outside the pretend ‘libertarian’ coterie.


    • 131
      By the way says:

      Has anyone checked out the YouTube comments section to see how well this video was received?


  26. 32
    Optimistic Bollard says:

    That is crap.


  27. 33
    *yawn* says:

    Good to see Labour outline every single policy they have on there…


    • 57
      Labour the party that doesn't work. says:

      So, this is what the “intellectually superior to everyone” Marxist millionaire Milliband, who has never done a days work in his life, thinks will garner him support?

      Pity he is completely bereft of an iota of common sense to go with all that intelligence. ROFL.


      • 80
        Yes He Cain says:

        The only thing Miliband has shown a talent for
        is stabbing his own brother in the back.


  28. 39
    Do me another says:

    That a Liebour advert, did they go to a nursery school to get a script writer, the best part of it was the whitewash.


  29. 40
    Labour are evil says:

    It’s been clinically insane for a long time.


  30. 42
    TheOldCodger says:

    That really is mind-blowingly awful/terrible/frightful/appalling rubbish – Bring on 2015!


  31. 44
    Jock says:

    Oh dear, oh dear.


  32. 45
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The original is a lot better Guido (the squeaker).


  33. 47
    Labour are evil says:

    I hope the actors who agreed to take part in that never work again.


    • 68
      BBC Central Casting says:

      Thank you for your thoughts but we will have plenty of work for actors of such high standards.

      Watching this we were really impressed with the way that they caught the essence of the Tory scum that govern the country (until this time next year). In particular we thought that the portrayal of Cameron was chillingly accurate;

      Casualty, Eastenders, HIGNFY, Doctors will be all using this talent, soon.


  34. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Same lot


  35. 50
    sadowitz says:

    Labour didn’t honestly pay good money for that unfunny shite?


  36. 51
    Labour are evil says:

    If there’s one good thing about this PPB it’s that by doing this, the gloves are off and the Tories should make their next PPB absolutely vicious. Take no prisoners. If they think it’s appropriate to make an offensive reference to Mrs Thatcher, just a year after her death, then the Tories should make some jibes about Benn.

    Labour need a taste of their own medicine.


    • 62
      jgm2 says:

      Not at all. No need to be vicious to the dead.

      Go after the living. Remind them of the Brownian clusterfuck.

      Then invoke the spirit of Fatch. Invoke the spirit of Churchill.

      Labour have nobody. No historical figures of any stature.

      Remind the voters that Labour are institutional and historical … no marks.


      • 67
        also says:

        Plus everything Labour touches turns to shite- from NHS scandals
        like Staffordshire,to the economy or sending our soldiers to
        be murdered in illegal wars.


      • 100
        Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

        Invoke the spirit of Leon Brittan.

        PS Rolf says “Hi”.


    • 75
      Peter Martin says:

      I’d suggest that leaving actually being the nasty party to those wildly claiming everyone else is will not play well with voters who can detect a remedial kindergarden class in waiting a mile off.

      The only problem will be the BBC, but even their ‘tell it often’ enough budget and ideological commitment must be sorely tested when having to ‘manage’ stuff that even a BBC3 commissioner would only be given half a mill to ‘explore’.


      • 120
        BBC - Labour Says, Labour Says says:

        Please do not underestimate the lenghts and depths we will go to ensure that our comrades in Labour get back into power.


  37. 61
    conveniently forgotten have we? says:

    Labour introduced tuition fees.


  38. 66
    Ctesibius says:

    It is completely and utterly pathetic


  39. 71
  40. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Labour putting in a line about disabled people being unable to fight back is beneath contempt.


    • 77
      Fishy says:

      Especially when THEY introduced ESA and Work Capability Assessments and ATOS


    • 125
      Socialism = Starvation says:

      Indeed, there was Douglas Bader flying his Hurricane with artificial legs, and the KIA Sqn Ldr James MacLachlan DSO DFC** who had his left arm shot off by a German 20mm cannon shell when he was shot down over Malta and returned to flying night intruder missions over France which led to his death.

      If those two could fight back….


  41. 76
    Fishy says:

    Most of the weekly shopping basket is 0% VAT rated


  42. 79
    R. Youshore says:

    Laugh ?? I thought I’d never start.


  43. 82
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    So will we see labour party political broadcasts with them wearing cloth caps and Ed Miliband eating tripe as well as talking it?


  44. 84
    Nigel Mirage says:


  45. 85
    Dr Evil says:

    Just as having a go at UKIP increased their support and indeed membership, this crass piece of buffoonery will have those LD voters who switched to Labour switching back to vote LD. I quite liked the unpleasant portrayal of the Tories. I’m surprised one of them didn’t eat a baby. However, as an election broadcast I have to say it was one of the worst I have ever seen. Is that chap Axelrod a bit thick or what?


    • 89
      molene says:

      Quite. Why weren’t all the Tories wearing tophats and monocles whilst having their shoes shined (shone?) by urchins?

      If Axelrod approved this, then the Conservatives have nothing to worry about come the Election


  46. 86
    molene says:

    And politicians wonder why the people are becoming disillusioned with them and the process.

    This is utterly, utterly pathetic. And not atall funny. Depressing actually.


  47. 90
    Mr S K Ull-cracker says:

    I enjoyed freedom for a while. I am a metaphor for the UK v. The EU.


    • 114
      Vince Cabal says:

      I noticed you popped in to Twickenham Mr Skull. I was hoping I could count on your vote.


  48. 91

    Labour obviously think the voting age has been lowered to 9


  49. 94
    Who's a nice boy then.. says:

    Reminds me of that underdog Compo advert.. or is that what they are going for… compo? Perhaps we should have Milibrain in a woolie hat and wellies..


  50. 102
    Dear God what rubbish says:

    The ‘little and large’ theme stolen from Spitting Image’s David Owen and David Steele routine, the overall theme stolen from Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse and the whole thing packed with Labour lies from beginning to end.

    Only a berk like Weird Ed could give this crap the go ahead. Let’s look on the bright side. They’ve probably wasted quite a lot of money on this.


  51. 105
    Not in my name says:

    Dear God that bodes ill for the next 12 months.

    All pretence of having any coherent policies gone out the window: all reduced to class war, caricature politics and personal attacks


  52. 107
    catesby says:

    We can complain all we like we just have to accept that there is an unthinking tribal block-vote out there for Labour. What any working-class human has in common with Millipede is anybody’s guess. I’ve known folk who’d vote Liebour if their leader was a comatose giraffe.


  53. 109
    My crystal ball sees all. says:

    I don’t know how many more times I need to write this: Labour are f*cked until they ditch the present incumbent leader. He doesn’t connect, he’s out of touch and it looks like a cartoon character. These distressed ex-Labour voters aren’t going to run to the Lib Dems – they’re headed right for UKIP!


  54. 112
    jake says:

    the Tory’s are posh boys that don’t know the price of milk. THE END
    Giggle giggle.


  55. 113
    Vince Cabal says:

    Clegg finally tells Cameron what he thinks of him:


  56. 115
    simon r says:

    this is their strategy then – try and put in peoples minds that the tories are in coalition with clegg rather than the lib dems as they may need them themselves next year but will then turn around and say – hey it is different, clegg did all the bad stuff, now we are working with that nice mr cable…

    expect to see a lot more of this


    • 121
      Tacitus. says:

      Very dangerious and risky tactics, as the unintended consequences could backfire badly on Labour and even loosely unite the Lib Dems.
      I suspect Cable, Hughes, and their cabals will stilll offer deeply flawed alternatives.


  57. 123
    Anonymous says:

    Better than the Green Party show. Using children to guilt trip voters. Monsters.


  58. 124
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Played the NHS card, bu I thought that they’d have hammered home the point about Mid-Staffs a bit harder, what with 1,400 avoidable deaths or so.

    Oh wait…


  59. 129

    After seeing that only the thickest labour voting cretin will continue voting for them.


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