May 7th, 2014

WATCH: Labour Go For Clegg

Labour’s new PPB is a bit, er, different:

You gonna take that, Deputy Prime Minister?


  1. 1
    Fony Blair says:

    This may go down as one of the worst in history….and there are a lot to choose from. One nation Labour? That’s gone out the windows.

  2. 2
    Realist says:

    Vaguely amusing by Labour standards but of course they have very low standards.

  3. 3

    People will believe it and vote “Labour”. Hodges is a stooge for the Tories.

  4. 4
    M­a­qboul says:

    Usual old pandering to the prejudices of the feckin idle and about as funny as woodworm in a cripple’s crutch.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Crass. Crass. Crass.

  6. 6
    Mike K. says:

    “Think like a Tory, Clagg” – ’nuff said :-)

  7. 7
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

  8. 8
    Steve Miliband says:

  9. 9
    Taxandspendisnotmyfriend says:

    Not much on Europe thou

  10. 10
    Shooty* says:

    I quite enjoyed that, have to say. I mean, ignoring the fact that it’s labour, obv.

  11. 11
    Ravi Guptar says:

    They resort to spoof caricatures because they’ve lost touch with reality.

    Did Ed Miliband really approve this clip or was it made by student interns and leaked by accident?

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Yet again we have Dan Hodges twitter feed being held up as the opinion of someone we should all pay heed to.

    FFS, Hodges is convinced that Clegg trounced Farage in the EU debates and his every column in the Telegraph froths with accusations of UKIP racism to the etxent that he’s slipped his moorings with reality. Read Hodges – he really is insane!

  13. 13
    broderick crawford says:

    Cone on Gweeds where s the beef ?

    No blog since this monstrosity at 2.10 pm .

    Any juicy trials ending this afternoon ?

    Nothing from the tabloids of note ?

    Alex Salmond joined Ukip ?

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Straight into UKIP’s hands.

    LibLabCon squabbling amongst themselves is exactly what they are looking for.

  15. 15
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    It would not take a very good scriptwriter to come up with a much better spoof starring Millipede and the Testicular Pair. There is so much more material.

    However, it would not be a very wise move, methinks!

  16. 16
    YouKipper says:

    Oh dear. For fcuks sake beam me up scotty …

  17. 17
    Lard Everard says:

    No mention of the squeezed middle ?

  18. 18
    Purpleline says:

    This has Axelrod’s fingerprints all over it, down right dirty & personal with absolutely no truth involved.
    CIA working to get British election result for the American people, remember the US wants a seat at the EU table.

  19. 19
    Dan Hedges says:

    Another below par performance from Milband.
    Won’t be long before the labour party resort to the Brown tactic of having every MP in the house ask a ‘question’ that just agreed with everything the imbecile says.

    “Mr Speaker can I ask the Prime Minister if he too agrees with me that the leader of the opposition is a thoroughly good chap and his idea of making the Times crossword puzzle simpler so the less agile minded can compete fairly be given the prominence it deserves!”

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Hodges is a fruitloop of the first order.

  21. 21
    Diane Fatbott says:

  22. 22
    Bill Quango MP says:

    We should sell them ours. We won’t be needing it much longer.

  23. 23
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Made by these people:

  24. 24
    Bill Quango MP says:

    When the demon eyes poster came out the Blair effect was still in existence and people thought it a foolish poster.

    only now, with the gloss worn thin with blood does that old poster look ..prophetic ?

  25. 25
    Kinnochio says:

    I’ve got my Party back !!!!!

  26. 26
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    It was made by this lot:

  27. 27
    YouKipper says:


  28. 28
    himindoors says:

    L is for Labour, L is for Lice

  29. 29
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Labour going for the former Lib dem vote. That’s basically chasing the dumbest in society. Those that thought the Liberals were a more lefty, hippy, studenty-cool version of Labour.

    Miliband’s barrel scraping strategy may yet pay off.

  30. 30
    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:


  31. 31
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    This is exactly how a lot of people are talking about Clegg and the coalition. It will be well received outside the pretend ‘libertarian’ coterie.

  32. 32
    Optimistic Bollard says:

    That is crap.

  33. 33
    *yawn* says:

    Good to see Labour outline every single policy they have on there…

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    We all know Hodges hates Ed – that, UKIP and racism is all he can blather on about. What more would you expect from one of the leading lights behind the Migration Matters Trust who’ve now coined the new thought crime of EUracism.

    Not surprised some guy took his eye out in a fight.

  35. 35
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    He gets paid by Migration Matters Trust (MMT) to rubbish UKIP.

    He keeps deleting the link, which cleary states his name, from the comments section of his T. blog.

    I used to have a little respect for him, not anymore after seeing that.

  36. 36
    Hattie Harperson says:

    That is because our policy on Europe is not to have a policy.

  37. 37
    Joss Taskin says:

    Have LieDem voters got access to the internet ? I know they do postal votes but I thought they shunned evil, capitalist things like electricity.

  38. 38
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Hodges works for Barbara Roches fake charity (but he’s very shy about it) that aims to bring in more imigrants.

  39. 39
    Do me another says:

    That a Liebour advert, did they go to a nursery school to get a script writer, the best part of it was the whitewash.

  40. 40
    Labour are evil says:

    It’s been clinically insane for a long time.

  41. 41
    Mrs Ordinary person - not fooled by Labour says:

    What normal person would want to be associated with the Party that puts this out? What person of average intelligence would have anything but contempt for the Party that puts this out? Tenth rate rubbish from an abysmal so called leader of an abysmal Labour Party.

  42. 42
    TheOldCodger says:

    That really is mind-blowingly awful/terrible/frightful/appalling rubbish – Bring on 2015!

  43. 43
    The Growler says:

    I they are attacking Cleggie they must have lost it, the Limpy Dems are are losing anyway, they they had a bit of gorm they would be attacking UKip and Dave the Magnificent, but its the old attacking the weakest opposition, Lost marbles and lost election, oh dear

  44. 44
    Jock says:

    Oh dear, oh dear.

  45. 45
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The original is a lot better Guido (the squeaker).

  46. 46
    The Growler says:

    They aren’t usually known for being the sharpest knife in the box any way

  47. 47
    Labour are evil says:

    I hope the actors who agreed to take part in that never work again.

  48. 48
    jgm2 says:

    Which mirrors their policy on everything else.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Same lot

  50. 50
    sadowitz says:

    Labour didn’t honestly pay good money for that unfunny shite?

  51. 51
    Labour are evil says:

    If there’s one good thing about this PPB it’s that by doing this, the gloves are off and the Tories should make their next PPB absolutely vicious. Take no prisoners. If they think it’s appropriate to make an offensive reference to Mrs Thatcher, just a year after her death, then the Tories should make some jibes about Benn.

    Labour need a taste of their own medicine.

  52. 52
  53. 53
    Labour are evil says:

    You were doing well and I was agreeing with you right up until you went tinfoil and mentioned the CIA.

  54. 54
    An excuse only ever heard outside Belsen says:

    It’s my genes. I have the ‘fat’ gene.

  55. 55
    Rolferoo says:

    Can you tell who I nonced yet?

  56. 56
    Tired of it all says:

    Yay!!! UKIP. They’ll save us. That bunch of sexist, racist morons whose only policy other than exit the EU is to insist all taxi drivers should wear a uniform.

    Blimey. How will Farage afford to pay his wife if he succeeds ? He’ll need to find another gravy train to climb aboard.

  57. 57
    Labour the party that doesn't work. says:

    So, this is what the “intellectually superior to everyone” Marxist millionaire Milliband, who has never done a days work in his life, thinks will garner him support?

    Pity he is completely bereft of an iota of common sense to go with all that intelligence. ROFL.

  58. 58
    jgm2 says:

    If they’re chasing the dumbest in society I’d say Labour had already cornered most of them. That leaves only the Greens.

  59. 59
    Labour are evil says:

    You’re missing the point. His tweets are posted to show that even a Labourite like Hodges, son of Glenda Wacko Jacko, finds Miliband et al loathsome.

  60. 60
    Harriet says:

    What do you mean?! I’m very smart!

  61. 61
    conveniently forgotten have we? says:

    Labour introduced tuition fees.

  62. 62
    jgm2 says:

    Not at all. No need to be vicious to the dead.

    Go after the living. Remind them of the Brownian clusterfuck.

    Then invoke the spirit of Fatch. Invoke the spirit of Churchill.

    Labour have nobody. No historical figures of any stature.

    Remind the voters that Labour are institutional and historical … no marks.

  63. 63
    Fishy says:

    There is one bit of truth in the PBP…at about 3.40mins when it says, ‘THE END’.

    How foresightful.

  64. 64
    Glib Ranter says:

    There must be something Waaaaaaaaaaacist in that film. I’ll find it.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    … and the actor playing Cameron look suspiciously like Peter Mandelson …

  66. 66
    Ctesibius says:

    It is completely and utterly pathetic

  67. 67
    also says:

    Plus everything Labour touches turns to shite- from NHS scandals
    like Staffordshire,to the economy or sending our soldiers to
    be murdered in illegal wars.

  68. 68
    BBC Central Casting says:

    Thank you for your thoughts but we will have plenty of work for actors of such high standards.

    Watching this we were really impressed with the way that they caught the essence of the Tory scum that govern the country (until this time next year). In particular we thought that the portrayal of Cameron was chillingly accurate;

    Casualty, Eastenders, HIGNFY, Doctors will be all using this talent, soon.

  69. 69
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Oh my word…

  70. 70
    The Growler says:

    Did someone mention light? Put those lights OUT!

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  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Labour putting in a line about disabled people being unable to fight back is beneath contempt.

  73. 73
    The Growler says:

    Very little in that sonny, it starts when kids are very young, to keep them quiet they stuff chocolate biscuits and give things like 7 Up, of course kids like them, but it doesn’t mean they are good for them.

  74. 74
    Ockham's Razor says:

    She is not thick.

    To call her that would be to overestimate her intelligence.

  75. 75
    Peter Martin says:

    I’d suggest that leaving actually being the nasty party to those wildly claiming everyone else is will not play well with voters who can detect a remedial kindergarden class in waiting a mile off.

    The only problem will be the BBC, but even their ‘tell it often’ enough budget and ideological commitment must be sorely tested when having to ‘manage’ stuff that even a BBC3 commissioner would only be given half a mill to ‘explore’.

  76. 76
    Fishy says:

    Most of the weekly shopping basket is 0% VAT rated

  77. 77
    Fishy says:

    Especially when THEY introduced ESA and Work Capability Assessments and ATOS

  78. 78
    heroes need help says:

    How many soldiers have been disabled because
    of Labour warmongering?

  79. 79
    R. Youshore says:

    Laugh ?? I thought I’d never start.

  80. 80
    Yes He Cain says:

    The only thing Miliband has shown a talent for
    is stabbing his own brother in the back.

  81. 81
    keep your face on. says:

    avoid van gogh’s left ear. forgive. right is correct.

  82. 82
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    So will we see labour party political broadcasts with them wearing cloth caps and Ed Miliband eating tripe as well as talking it?

  83. 83
    luck never made a man wise says:

    They’re lucky to have persuaded Labour to pay for that
    utter bullshit.

  84. 84
    Nigel Mirage says:

  85. 85
    Dr Evil says:

    Just as having a go at UKIP increased their support and indeed membership, this crass piece of buffoonery will have those LD voters who switched to Labour switching back to vote LD. I quite liked the unpleasant portrayal of the Tories. I’m surprised one of them didn’t eat a baby. However, as an election broadcast I have to say it was one of the worst I have ever seen. Is that chap Axelrod a bit thick or what?

  86. 86
    molene says:

    And politicians wonder why the people are becoming disillusioned with them and the process.

    This is utterly, utterly pathetic. And not atall funny. Depressing actually.

  87. 87
    Tony E says:

    Core vote strategy – on the current boundaries it’s all Miliband needs. Once he’s in, he can buy all the votes he needs……just like his mentor.

  88. 88
    Labour says:

    No one will trust us on the economy, employment, education, immigration, the NHS or energy.

    Class envy is all we have left!

  89. 89
    molene says:

    Quite. Why weren’t all the Tories wearing tophats and monocles whilst having their shoes shined (shone?) by urchins?

    If Axelrod approved this, then the Conservatives have nothing to worry about come the Election

  90. 90
    Mr S K Ull-cracker says:

    I enjoyed freedom for a while. I am a metaphor for the UK v. The EU.

  91. 91

    Labour obviously think the voting age has been lowered to 9

  92. 92
    Officer Dibble says:

    Hmm, I think the people who were already going to vote Labour will believe it and vote Labour.

    I’m not sure how insulting people’s intelligence will get Tories or LibDem supporters to swing to Labour.

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps tony Blair knows, but I doubt it.

  94. 94
    Who's a nice boy then.. says:

    Reminds me of that underdog Compo advert.. or is that what they are going for… compo? Perhaps we should have Milibrain in a woolie hat and wellies..

  95. 95
    Make sure that you clean around the rim says:

    They’ve got a lot in common.

  96. 96
    Mr Tony says:

    Hodges is a useful little fellow – saves on bogroll, but can get over-enthusiastic in his licking at times.

  97. 97
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    They should have a chat with me. I’ve got a whole range of policies on Europe.

  98. 98
    still walking into darkness says:

    first rule of sales is not to say the competition is shi*e, it means you are talking about them more than yourself, in other words you’re own product isn’t good enough to lead the conversation with, but then that’s Ed and Ed through and through

  99. 99
    Mr Tony says:

    Good cocksucker – works for me.

  100. 100
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    Invoke the spirit of Leon Brittan.

    PS Rolf says “Hi”.

  101. 101
    Tax payer funded asroturfing EU troll says:

    It’s a medical condition. It’s called Greed!

  102. 102
    Dear God what rubbish says:

    The ‘little and large’ theme stolen from Spitting Image’s David Owen and David Steele routine, the overall theme stolen from Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse and the whole thing packed with Labour lies from beginning to end.

    Only a berk like Weird Ed could give this crap the go ahead. Let’s look on the bright side. They’ve probably wasted quite a lot of money on this.

  103. 103
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    There’s a Harriet HorridHunt PIE joke in that somewhere.

  104. 104
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Love it, but not enough to vote Labour.

    Lazy of them to have recycled the old Alan B’stard character and poor positioning of their own product. I barely realized it was a Labour advert at all. However, would watch it again.

  105. 105
    Not in my name says:

    Dear God that bodes ill for the next 12 months.

    All pretence of having any coherent policies gone out the window: all reduced to class war, caricature politics and personal attacks

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Food In Mouth Disease.

  107. 107
    catesby says:

    We can complain all we like we just have to accept that there is an unthinking tribal block-vote out there for Labour. What any working-class human has in common with Millipede is anybody’s guess. I’ve known folk who’d vote Liebour if their leader was a comatose giraffe.

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Shes on a seefood diet – you see food and eat it

  109. 109
    My crystal ball sees all. says:

    I don’t know how many more times I need to write this: Labour are f*cked until they ditch the present incumbent leader. He doesn’t connect, he’s out of touch and it looks like a cartoon character. These distressed ex-Labour voters aren’t going to run to the Lib Dems – they’re headed right for UKIP!

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    The head of which was one of the judges which rated the “labour isn’t working” poster so highly. Ironically enough.

  111. 111
    K says:

    It’s Steel from Spitting Image. The tiny puppet.

  112. 112
    jake says:

    the Tory’s are posh boys that don’t know the price of milk. THE END
    Giggle giggle.

  113. 113
    Vince Cabal says:

    Clegg finally tells Cameron what he thinks of him:

  114. 114
    Vince Cabal says:

    I noticed you popped in to Twickenham Mr Skull. I was hoping I could count on your vote.

  115. 115
    simon r says:

    this is their strategy then – try and put in peoples minds that the tories are in coalition with clegg rather than the lib dems as they may need them themselves next year but will then turn around and say – hey it is different, clegg did all the bad stuff, now we are working with that nice mr cable…

    expect to see a lot more of this

  116. 116
    Just Saying. says:

    This looks like a film of technical merit, but dubious value and impact, that the Boulting Brothers would have put out when they were in their teens.
    I am afraid that the self proclaimed intellectual genius Ed Miliband has not only lost the moral argument, but has shown that he again has allowed the children to rule the school.

  117. 117
    Just Saying. says:

    The tribal Labour voters will lap it up.
    More intelligent people will question not only it, but the person behind such character assassination.
    Must be somewhat embarrassing for the Labour leaning Lib Dem MP’s, unless they are part of this campaign?

  118. 118
    Red Ed Milibandwaggon says:

    The cheque is in the Co-op Bank mail.

  119. 119
    Cor Blimey says:

    “Completely hollow” and then “free mug inside” Hmm.
    Seems to lack joined up thinking and done by a committee.

  120. 120
    BBC - Labour Says, Labour Says says:

    Please do not underestimate the lenghts and depths we will go to ensure that our comrades in Labour get back into power.

  121. 121
    Tacitus. says:

    Very dangerious and risky tactics, as the unintended consequences could backfire badly on Labour and even loosely unite the Lib Dems.
    I suspect Cable, Hughes, and their cabals will stilll offer deeply flawed alternatives.

  122. 122
    NE Frontiersman says:

    If they need the last three surviving LDs to form a coalition in 2015 this may not be the wisest thing to bring out.

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    Better than the Green Party show. Using children to guilt trip voters. Monsters.

  124. 124
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Played the NHS card, bu I thought that they’d have hammered home the point about Mid-Staffs a bit harder, what with 1,400 avoidable deaths or so.

    Oh wait…

  125. 125
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Indeed, there was Douglas Bader flying his Hurricane with artificial legs, and the KIA Sqn Ldr James MacLachlan DSO DFC** who had his left arm shot off by a German 20mm cannon shell when he was shot down over Malta and returned to flying night intruder missions over France which led to his death.

    If those two could fight back….

  126. 126
    Tony Blair - Everyday I'm Hustling says:

    Somewhere between zero and I don’t care.

  127. 127
    Millitwat Go Home says:

    It’s illegal to discriminate between EU members when employing people

  128. 128
    Millitwat Go Home says:

    EU election broadcast that didn’t mention EU issues

  129. 129

    After seeing that only the thickest labour voting cretin will continue voting for them.

  130. 130
    Anonymong says:

    No, they used bad money from the Co-operative Bank.

  131. 131
    By the way says:

    Has anyone checked out the YouTube comments section to see how well this video was received?

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    Upper-class w@nker Enfield:”I say chums, let’s take a few potshots at the plebs?
    ‘Left-wing’ BBC: What a spiffing idea – it’s being a while since we took the P1SS out of the Working Class.

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    Yeh. Nice nice.

    Lib Dems are toast man in the Northern hoods.

    Deh man from De South are toast.

    All are toast.

    Are yeh with me brethren?

    Yah like toast?

    Me no like toast- me ‘ave a penchant ( nice word) for croissants.

    French innit?

    Big up for baguettes.

    Clegg im a waffle. Non nice – no no

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