May 7th, 2014

PMQs LIVE: National Interest Test Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Mel Stride (Central Devon)

Q2 Mr Andy Slaughter (Hammersmith) 

Q3 Joan Walley (Stoke-on-Trent North) 

Q4 Margot James (Stourbridge) 

Q5 Paul Burstow (Sutton and Cheam) 

Q6 Andrew Griffiths (Burton)

Q7 David Rutley (Macclesfield) 

Q8 Iain Stewart (Milton Keynes South) 

Q9 Neil Carmichael (Stroud) 

Q10 Chris White (Warwick and Leamington) 

Q11 Mr Simon Burns (Chelmsford)

Q12 Nic Dakin (SHunthorpe) 

Q13 Zac Goldsmith (Richmond Park)

Q14 Dr Julian Huppert (Cambridge) 

Q15 Mrs Emma Lewell-Buck (South Shields) 

Comments in the comments please…


159 Comments

  1. 1
    God says:

    Damn the fucking lot of em

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    • 3
      Atheist says:

      You don’t exist.

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      • 16
        Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Green Nazis, Peedos and other Wasters says:

        But the vile political class exist and need to be eliminated.

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        • 62
          Ned Ludd says:

          Amen to that, brother.

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        • 153
          Piggy Banks says:

          But you have missed some real scum that needs cleaning up. What about the toxic big business/city class? For while Barclays’ investment bankers shared a 2013 bonus pot of £1.6 billion – up 13% from 2012 – the bank is to cut 14,000 jobs as investment bank shrinks. Go Compare!

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    • 35
      táxpáyér says:

      Mind-bogglingly stupid teacher

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      • 63
        ed working class hero milliband says:

        Weren’t the nazis the national SOCIALIST party and hitler karl marx fan?

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        • 76
          teacher watch says:

          Yes and they weren’t very capitalist, they nationalised or part nationalised all important areas of industry. It was the capitalism of the USA that beat the Nazis.

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          • Nicolas Sarkozy says:

            I’m told the capitalist British & Empire & Commonwealth and the commie Russians also played a part, but I don’t believe it.

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        • 154
          By the way says:

          What grounds have you for claiming that Hitler was a Karl Marx fan? For, as the likes of you must be fully aware, the only reason the Nazis used the word Socialist was to con the working class into supporting them – Hitler hated the reds as much as anyone on this site. For why would a ‘Socialist’ attack the USSR? That said, it does seem that you right-wingers are getting into all this revisionism stuff.

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      • 69
        Ned Ludd says:

        What a crass cow.

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      • 70
        teacher watch says:

        I keep bleating about who is teaching in our schools. The links to the hard left and anarchists can be found on their facebook pages. They also use school resources for their nasty campaigns.

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        • 114
          táxpáyér says:

          They’re NOT anarchists, their communists who realise that no-ones gonna take them seriously if they tell the truth.

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          • By the way says:

            Honestly, do you you support remarks that Hitler and the Nazis were ‘Socialist’?

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      • 71

        Indeed – that’s why she’s tagged as a “mind-bogglingly stupid teacher”, I guess. God help our kids!

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        • 105
          Braveheart says:

          Her Twitter page says she’s from Australia, so it’s somebody’s else’s kids you have to worry about.

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          • Kelfieldny says:

            Somebody else’ kid that will grow up and run somebody else’s country that will be dealing with your kids or Heaven forbid, destroy them at Cricket.
            General G.S. Patton was right!

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      • 81
        jgm2 says:

        It has to be a spoof. Not even a primary school teacher could be that fucking stupid.

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      • 98
        Winston says:

        Thank f**k she’s a teacher in Australia. Mind you, we are churning out just as many thick, lefties, here.

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      • 109
        Appalling says:

        Meanwhile, at the behest of Irish Republican students at Queens University, there is a vote tonight to ban the selling of the poppy.

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        • 115
          jgm2 says:

          Is it a debate? As in ‘this House will in no circumstances fight for its King and Country’.

          Kids will be kids. Leave them to it.

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        • 149
          Will H says:

          Perhaps they need reminding of the many thousands of soldiers from the Irish Republic who died for the crown?

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      • 121
        broderick crawford says:

        When referring to today s soi disant “teachers ” as a collective the prefix description cited is unnecessary as it is accepted as a given for the cadre as a whole.

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        • 125
          broderick crawford says:

          She s got good teeth so she’ll make good physical breeding stock , but who would want the mental outlook of her progeny God only knows — possibly !

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    • 130
      broderick crawford says:

      Q1 Mel Stride ( Centrla Devon )

      Is that Mel Gibson spotted wearing trousers in Barnstaple?

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    • 131
      nil by mouth says:

      ORAL QUESTIONS??

      monica’s answering a few this a.m. on reuters

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  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    Seventh!

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  3. 4
    Johnny Bercow the Cuckold says:

    Expect lots of interruptions and pathetic attempts at jokes from Bercow today.

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    • 107
      Observant says:

      Is he being prescribed proscribed medication for something?

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      • 126
        broderick crawford says:

        No . He is just being PROscribed …. period ( which is what someone closely related to him claims on the occasion of his every amorous advance )

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    • 156
      Anonymous says:

      Thanks for the comment. For it, and the same old replies, highlight how unwelcome free and open debate is on his ‘freedom-loving’ site.

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  4. 5
    Pointless parliament says:

    The EU will decide

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  5. 6
    Fuck all to do with us says:

    Surely we will just send £50million to Nigeria.
    Isn’t that what we usually do?

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  6. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    When’s Roger Helmet asking a question?

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    • 8
      Mark Oaten says:

      Would you like to roger my helmet?

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    • 129
      broderick crawford says:

      Don t mention helmets in Maxie ‘s presence … hes probably seen enough of them in the last six days . Only four more years with good behaviour … nihil desperandum !!

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  7. 9
    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Dave only cares about this as it is a non-smear distraction from UKIP.

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  8. 10
    Tokenism says:

    Oh look, I’m wearing a silly badge

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    • 22
      badge watch says:

      Was wondering what badge are they wearing. Must be some sort of ‘day’ is it?

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      • 30
        jgm2 says:

        Middle Class ankle bracelets. It’s so their probation officers know where they are at any given time.

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  9. 11
    Ed Militant says:

    I toldth the standard thath I’m an intellectual gianth. So there it’th true!

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    • 95
      stench of hypocrisy says:

      What was Miliband’s reaction when French company
      EDF took over British nuclear power stations during
      Labour government in 2009?

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      • 128
        Sir Bentley Pauncefoot (deceased) says:

        Since EDF employed the brother of the Prime Minister, one imagines his Energy Secretary thought the whole idea to be very splendid indeed.

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  10. 12
    Phwoooar! says:

    Penny Mordaunt looking very nice.

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  11. 13
    Fishy says:

    Smug Miliband suffering from a dose of premature congratualtion

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    • 73
      Ned Ludd says:

      shame his father didn’t have two premature ejaculations. Useless twonk. He makes Foot and Kinnock look passable.

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    • 147
      Village Idiot says:

      ….Miliband is losing touch with reality,he is a fraud,as seen by his discomfort on the Marr programme,similar to when Schapps was on their sat by Sue Evans of UKIP!….
      ….I come from the seen and not heard era,the sticks and stones era,turn the other cheek,good deeds,help old ladies across the road,impeccable manners era,but never,ever did you seek praise,or blow your own trumpet!…That was for others’ to do!
      ….I think miliband has a brass neck to even think of being this country’s PM,he is not PM material,but it will not stop me from voting for the party that wants “OUT” of the EU!

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  12. 14
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    I’m surprised at that no good band, A Whiter Shade of Pale was such a nice song too

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    • 142
      broderick crawford says:

      PROTOCOL HARAM SAY

      You think we just took the girls to some neighbouring easily invadeable African backwater .

      They re in Pyongyang ….Suck on that Uncle Sam !

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  13. 15
    No impact says:

    I’m bored with Miliband’s questions already

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  14. 17
    Steve Miliband says:

    Economy, Syria, Unemployment?

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  15. 19
    The Boy Milliband says:

    Any Frostie eating property buying Chinaman will be toast when I am PM.

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  16. 20
    Laurie Penny says:

    Bennism? Too soon! Too soon!

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  17. 21
    Ed Sillyband says:

    PM reading out Guido’s blog posts with Labour’s contradictions on rent controls.

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  18. 24
    Backbencher says:

    Len!

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  19. 25
    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Pop the housing bubble. It’s unsustainable.

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    • 157
      Anonymous says:

      Boom! Boom! Boom!
      Boom! Boom! Boom!
      Boom! Boom! Boom! – and bust.
      No they don’t have a very Cunning Plan.

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  20. 26
    Miliwankstain says:

    Ed saving his other three for 2 minutes’ time?

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  21. 27
    jgm2 says:

    Nice touch getting caught out by your own auto-mod there Guido.

    Q12 Nic Dakin (SHunthorpe)

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  22. 28
    Death to everything is their evil mantra says:

    I never thought this would be a site that would delete comments about the violent proclivities of a certain medieval religion.

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    • 38
      jgm2 says:

      There are fullblown daleks wandering the streets of Crawley now.

      I had though they were only the possessions of rich arabs in London. Fuck knows which country they’re claiming asylum from.

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      • 44
        Death to everything is their evil mantra says:

        London’s littered with Batman impersonators.

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      • 78
        Ned Ludd says:

        Does it matter? Just throw our money at them and stuff their hands full of postal votes.

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      • 82
        táxpáyér says:

        Somalia (so all of them have a hand inside your wallet).

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        • 93
          jgm2 says:

          I don’t understand why the daleks are claiming asylum. Surely it’s the non-daleks who are most at danger in all these shitholes?

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        • 135
          broderick crawford says:

          As “Kneel” Kinnock said before he windbagged defeat from the jaws of victory :

          ” When I get in watch your wallet !”

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      • 108
        Sunny Jim says:

        Plenty of them waiting in the Arrivals Hall at Manchester Airport last night. Flights from assorted Middle East hellholes coming in. Bloody mobile shrouds – had to check I was in the UK…

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      • 152
        Dave T says:

        Broadfield {an area of Crawley} is almost all fuckin muzzie now mate,off plane at Gatwick and turn left.

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  23. 29
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Who’s that fat torpedo?

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  24. 31
    Silly old Tory fucker says:

    Oh fuck Sir Les Paterson

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  25. 32
    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    UKIP smear in the House disguised as a question ?

    They are getting desperate.

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  26. 33
    Damp rag & low grade bank clerk says:

    Tony Baldry. Another knob who hasn’t worked it out yet.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    • 59
      Private_Schultz says:

      Rubbish – vote UKIP get Labour and no chance of a referendum.

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      • 64
        Damp rag & low grade bank clerk says:

        Ok. Vote LibLabCon get 5 more years of the same.

        That’s rubbish.

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        • 85

          Nope. Vote UKIP get Milliband for certain and certainly no referendum. Vote Cameron = half a chance at least. Vote UKIP enough to ensure a coalition = NO Fxxxing chance whatsoever. On the other hand, if the Scots vote for independence, maybe the rest of us will be saved?

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      • 75
        still walking into darkness says:

        no-one gives a *uck which of the liblancon alliance is nominally the Government any more old son, which is why if we have to spell it out for the nth time that UKIP is growing and growing. Only the truly stupid vote liblabcon any more.

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        • 79
          Ned Ludd says:

          Exactly.

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        • 102

          Stupid here.

          That still puts me ahead of you though.

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        • 116
          Steve Miliband says:

          Call me stupid for not wanting Miliband as PM. Ukip will be lucky to get a handful of seats under FPP and will only let Labour win marginals. Plus they don’t seem to have any policies. call me old fashioned, but I like to know what I am voting for

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          • jgm2 says:

            Since a judge has ruled that Labour (and therefore, almost certainly, by extension, every other party’s) manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectation then you have no idea what you’re voting for anyway.

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          • still walking into darkness says:

            so Steve, if you need to know about policies, why would you vote Conservative?

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          • Steve Miliband says:

            I have a vague idea with the other parties. UKIP seem to have a magic money tree as big as the SNP’s and Labour’s. Apart from leaving the EU they seem to jump on more bandwagons than Miliband.

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          • Steve Miliband says:

            Conservatives have a you know, manifesto with policies. Some of them may not be great, but at least they have some. Farage delights in saying he doesn’t have one, just in case he’s changed his mind since last week

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          • jgm2 says:

            So your argument seems to be ‘Vote Conservative even though their policies aren’t worth the paper they’re written on’.

            Makes more sense to vote for UKIP. At least they haven’t wasted any paper.

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          • still walking into darkness says:

            really Stevo?, I don’t think UKIP have ever made reference to spending over and above the means of the country. If you refer to the fact that being out of the EU would save the official figure of £20bn a year in contributions, and £10 bn a year in foreign aid plus God alone knows how much in benefits to immigrants then I’d defer to your point as that really would be magic

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          • jgm2 says:

            Got my postal voting stuff this morning. Since I live in the South East I actually do get to vote for Farage.

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      • 86
        táxpáyér says:

        Is that a “cast-iron” guarantee from worthless Dave?

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      • 88
        jgm2 says:

        You really think Cameron/Tories will give an in-out referendum?

        I have this bridge….

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  27. 34
    Miliwankstain says:

    Ed’s back for three more pukes!

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  28. 36
    Gordon Brown says:

    British mobiles to be thrown at British walls!

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  29. 37
    Its coming...... says:

    He hasn’t said ‘the PM just doesn’t get it’ yet…..

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  30. 39
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Ahh, the man who put Gordon Gekko’s head on our stamps for two bob and a balloon..

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  31. 40
    Miliwankstain says:

    Have you noticed every time Cameron finishes talking, the first thing Miliband does it turn to look at Balls. It’s as though he’s looking to see his reaction as a guide to how he should react. Poor Miliband, still Blinky’s teaboy.

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  32. 41
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Reference to Ed saying he was more intellectual than Cameroid

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  33. 42
    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Good jibe from Dave, but if he was smarter he could have thought up something a bit better.

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    • 65
      Cherie says:

      If he was smarter he’d be a lawyer and he’d have gone from being poor to being rich instead of going from rich to middle-class.

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  34. 43
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Has Cameron spray tanned his bald patch?

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  35. 45
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    More fed questions….

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  36. 46
    Norma Stitz says:

    Ed’s head has been very heavily crapped on.

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  37. 47
    Miliwankstain says:

    Even by his low standards, that was a truly appalling performance from Miliband. Completely lacklustre and weedy.

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    • 55
      The BBC, because of the unique way we're funded says:

      Not by the time we’ve edited it for the news.

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  38. 48
    Fishy says:

    Crikey. Cameron’s angry with Milishit and he means it. About time too.

    More please.

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  39. 49
    Put me off my lunch says:

    6 fat ugly Labour women on the screen at one time…is this a record?

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  40. 50
    Nermal says:

    At last a fat Tory attack dog slagging off UKIP.

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    • 87
      Yes to UKIP no to traitors says:

      What a pity of he loses his seat to Labour because of people voting UKIP voting. I will not be able to sleep for a second.

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  41. 51
    Max C says:

    Does she give head?

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  42. 53
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Failed sex change?

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  43. 54
    Margot James flies the rainblow flag says:

    Even the lesbians on the Tory side are better looking.

    In contrast, Angela Eagle and her death stare… :-(

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  44. 57
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Victims? Of Cycling?

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  45. 60
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    More like Feed, clothe, arm Al Qaeda…

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    • 68
      Swill says:

      Dodds would be better off asking his wife to remove her EU election posters from the route of the Giro d’Italia in Northern Ireland.

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  46. 61
    Noooooooooooooooooooo says:

    Oh forfucksakes sakes, now we have to send more money to Syria according to Labour…

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  47. 67
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Fed, yawn…..”I’m grateful”, complete cock waffle…

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  48. 72
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    How much fed shit is there??????

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  49. 77
    Harriet'sHairPie says:

    We need more wimmin in every possible role, include fatherhood.

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  50. 80
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Yet more circle jerking
    What’s the point of this shit?

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  51. 83
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Who wants Vaz’s spicy mango chuntney?

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  52. 84
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Sure sign the Tories are shitting themselves. Planted anti-UKIP question.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    • 97

      Don’t forget closet rascist.

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      • 103
        Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

        Ok.

        And closet racist.

        Happy now?

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      • 118
        jgm2 says:

        What’s wrong with being a racist?

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        • 148
          Wordsmith says:

          ..Nothing at all,depends on its’ modern, flexible,adjustable,meaning,as used by the left to cover all things sensible or truthful,and a curse for non-insane ,pragmatic,sensible truthful people,as dictated to by the left!…Sometimes “Lefties” see the light and the folly of their ways,often after the damage has been done,because they cannot see the future consequences of what they did!

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        • 158
          Anonymous says:

          Yes, let’s be honest, instead of UKIP loosing all their core-supporters, should they not say: Vote UKIP – The Racist Party? They know it makes sense.

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  53. 89
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Tractor stats

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  54. 92
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Look at the amount of heroin he’s protected…

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  55. 99
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    And that’s just the start Bercow.

    Twat.

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  56. 100
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Q12 Nic Dakin (SHunthorpe) , which diocese is that?.

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  57. 101
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Don’t the Marixist Freedome frighters look good in suits?

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  58. 104
    Appalling says:

    Well said Kate Hoey.
    Shine a light on the despicable double dealing of the likes of Peter Hain with the IRA.
    Cameron of course, being a cowardly bastard, prefers to keep the deals with the terrorists under wraps.

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  59. 106
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    is that,,,, #bruce Forsyth?

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  60. 110
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    complete shite

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  61. 120
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Q2 Mr Andy Slaughter (Hammersmith) , give it a wide birth If I were you.

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  62. 123
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Q1 Mel Stride (Central Devon).
    -:)

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  63. 133
    Vladamir Putain says:

    What would you rather have, quality drugs at competitive prices or a couple of drug companies selling drugs at inflated prices to the NHS alongside a tacit understanding to keep open one or two inefficient factories running employing people who would otherwise be unemployed ?

    This country cannot force itself to look at the issues.

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    • 136
      Dr Chamberlain says:

      But we all really look forward to those Doctors and Nurses parties which the Drug Company Reps are so good at arranging.

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  64. 137
    I'm cleverer than you are says:

    PMQs is becoming so divorced from reality it could be abolished and nobody would notice.

    Like

  65. 138
    broderick crawford says:

    Q2. Mr Andy Slaughter ( Hammersmith )

    Obviously well into the halal method of termination around
    the Flyover then .

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  66. 144
    Scunthorpe says:

    Is Nigeria anything to do with us, Mr Cameron?

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  67. 145
    Dave Cameron says:

    Well I thought that that went well again today.

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  68. 151
    catesby says:

    Does anybody know about Scamerons failure to win the Stafford seat in ’97. A seat the Tories were confident of winning. It is now funnily enough a Tory seat. After more general underachievement his rich chums finally parachuted him into the unloseable seat of Witney. He’s led a charmed life alright.

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“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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