May 6th, 2014

Tories Face Ruff Treatment in Newark

UKIP might be barking up the wrong tree selecting Roger Helmer in Newark, but it is the Tories who have suffered the first casualty of next month’s by-election. Therese Coffey has been in hospital this afternoon after being bitten by a pugnacious pooch while out canvassing.

She tells Guido the unfortunate incident was the “first time in 25 years of campaigning. It was a little terrier.” It happened while she was “giving it a treat, so it was literally biting the hand that fed it”.

Fortunately she was checked out after minor treatment. Guido sends his best wishes…


351 Comments

  1. 1
    Realist says:

    I do hope the dog is OK.

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    • 7
      Brittan of Leon says:

      It might have caught Rabies orf her !

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      • 49
        Lard Presclott of Chipolata-upon-Tracey-Temple says:

        Hopefully the dog will be okay, as well as the canine who bit the MP.

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        • 68
          theresa may from exhibition road, london. says:

          thees.
          who will the museum going fawkes the diffrence between between their cock, cock.o.spaniel and their wool.au.vent. just as well around the corner is prince albert and the queen tower. sheep shearing trial s are very auz like.

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        • 84
          Conservative General Election Campaign HQ says:

          BLOODY GOOD STUFF GF, EVERYONE HATES US SO LET’S TRY AND GET OUT THE SYMPATHY VOTE!

          GOOD MAN, YOU’RE EARNING YOUR PAY CHEQUE (AT LAST).

          WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T LET THEM KNOW IT WASN’T THE DOG WHO BIT HER BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY HC WHO WAS DOING SOME LEAFLETING FOR THE TORIES AND GOT A BIT PECKISH IN BETWEEN CHIP SHOPS.

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          • Claiming4u (says the ad above as I comment) says:

            Well, if she claims compensation at the going rate, that should cover the lost deposit

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    • 9
      Anonymous says:

      Fucking good job

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      • 202

        Guido, either your best-wished-sign off is a sarcastic wind-up, or else you are going native and being nice to the LibLabCoNazis.

        Look, a dog bit her, but she’s a Tory so it doesn’t matter – and anyway she’s going against UKIP wihch is a very very bad and wrong thing to do.

        Obviously the dog now immediately needs preventive veterinary treatment for any lurghies it might have caught from a LibLabCon-politico, but that’s all.

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          Don't believe the lying toerags in parliament says:

          Contrary to the little dig against UKIP above it seems Roger Helmer is turning out to be a big hit in Newark where people have welcomed him like a knight in shining armour.

          UKIP’s Roger Helmer MEP, candidate for the Newark by-election writes:

          “On Wednesday, I went for the first time (as a declared by-election candidate) to Newark, and walked around the market square with twenty or so UKIP activists, carrying placards and rosettes (and my thanks to all of them for coming). We were surrounded by reporters and cameramen. And I was simply astonished by the reaction of stallholders and the public in the square. They shouted. They cheered. They roared approval. It was (as a colleague said) “seismic beyond words”.

          “A Guardian journalist who was covering the event affirmed in astonishment “I’ve covered a lot of by-elections, and I’ve simply never seen a reaction like that!” I’ve been in politics (and representing Newark in the European parliament) for fifteen years, and I’ve never seen anything like it, either.

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    • 13
      Anon & Voting for UKIP ORG says:

      When will there be an official statement about the
      ongoing health condition of the dog !!

      After all with all of the diseases making a come back
      today, you can never be too careful with what anyone
      from the Cons*LieLabor*LebDims Anti-Democracy Alliance
      may be carrying around & which could be spread everywhere
      by there careless behaviour !!

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    • 14
      Anonymous says:

      Give that dog a medal but I hope his owner makes sure he gets his shots. lord knows what he might have caught.

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    • 31
      Johan Crufts. says:

      It’s a dog eat dog worlds.

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    • 60
      jimbo says:

      “UKIP might be barking up the wrong tree selecting Roger Helmer in Newark”

      Nobody can deny Guido learns fast. He sold out to take the murdoch coin writing for the Sun and the way he just slips in things like that, well it’s worthy of a Hadley Freeman article in the Guardian, all fluff, no substance, but just throw in a line to demonise one’s opponents etc. Even Dan Hodges is at least more upfront about his aims.

      There was a time, especially after the McBride scandals when Guido had serious prestige as being outside the mainstream media. You’ve squandered that reputation completely since. I hope the Sun money is a consolation for you.

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    • 75
      táxpáyér says:

      Time to put it down.

      By that I mean Dave and Clegg’s comedy show.

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    • 93
      broderick crawford says:

      Define ” … giving the little terrier a treat ….”

      Does she have certain orientations of which we as the electorate should be aware ?

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    • 146
      George says:

      I am gorgeous

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      • 149
        Divide and Conquer says:

        “Three cheeks of the same backside”

        “American political strategy being exported to Britain”

        “Multi-millionaire tweeters Dee vs multi-millionaire tweedle dum”

        Brilliant.

        And he’s not wrong about UKIP being far right.

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      • 187
        RichUpNorth says:

        If the Scots vote for independence I’d be prepared to chip in for a ticket for Galloway to go back there and stay there.

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        • 223
          Lampshade says:

          To be honest, I rather like him. I disagree hs politics, but I think we are all better off for having him around.

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          • Rev Historian says:

            Ever seen the Galloway Watch YouTube channel? He lies like a cheap watch.
            What’s with the fancy dress? Is he trying to impress Moscow or Islamabad?

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          • Lampshade says:

            Oh I agree, he’s a huge humbug. Doesn’t stop me liking him however.

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    • 192
      Peter Sellers says:

      I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!

      That’s not my dog

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    • 204

      I really don’t think that the BritishPolitical-EnemyClass realises yet how very, very angry all dogs are now getting, at the attempted demolition of Britain by the said-Enemyclass.

      You have only to see their expressions every time they go for walkies. The anticipation of meeting a LibLabCoNazi politico, and “engaging with him/her”, is plainly there.

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      • 242
        Churchill ohhhhh yeeesss! says:

        British dogs for British owners. Send the German shepherds back to Germany.
        Can’t walk round the park without a load of foreign breeds pissing and crapping in the bushes..it’s disgusting. Those owners should no better.

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  2. 2
    catesby says:

    Another female ‘Conservative’ candidate what a shocker!

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    • 11
      Do me another says:

      I suppose it’s better than a Liebour female candidate, with a name like mr Jack Dromy, now MP for somewhere sth of Birmingham.

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    • 64
      Gary Bloke says:

      She’s not the candidate. She is an MP supporting the candidate. Try to keep up.

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      • 78
        A voter says:

        Gary Bloke says:
        May 6, 2014 at 6:10 pm

        She’s not the candidate. She is an MP supporting the candidate. Try to keep up.

        I would venture to suggest that Gary Bloke meant to write

        She’s not the candidate. She is an utterly incompetent MP supporting the candidate. Try to keep up.

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  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Give the dog a medal.

    Fuck all Tory scum.

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  4. 4
    Terrier says:

    My EU doggy passport doesn’t list my rabies or distemper, I bit Ed Balls in the Balls last year. Vote UKIP

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  5. 5
    Maimed Codger says:

    Obviously a UKIP Voter…Doggy Branch.

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  6. 6
    Skull Cracker says:

    Im heading there for a right fackin’ KICK OFF

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  7. 8
    Max.C says:

    Get yer tits out SLAGS

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  8. 16
    Just saying says:

    I bet that pooch remembered the nonsense she spouted via BBC on Maria Miller’s wonderful contribution as an MP.

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  9. 18
    Anonymous says:

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      Anonymous says:

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        Don't worry your pretty little head says:

        Oh Rowena luv.

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      • 136
        Operation Black Vote says:

        There’s no place for identity politics in Britain.

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        • 155
          Anonymous says:

          Up to a few days ago, I was ready to vote UKIP. On hearing the news today that within a decade or so, the non white population will be a third, I have changed my mind. It cannot be long after that, that the non whites, because the number of children that have, will be a sizeable majority. The E.U. migrants are white and after several years of their kids being in school will blend in, speak english and have christian outlooks.
          What UKIP should be concentrating on is reducing the numbers of asians and africans,particularly muslims who cannot and will not integrate. There really is a problem ahead with our politicians to blame as they made it impossible to talk about race. Restricting immigration from the EU is not a good thing.Stopping immigration immediately from outside EU will help the english working class to sleep a little easier.

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          • skint.co.eu says:

            I always feel better when an EU ponce steals my job instead of a global ponce.

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          • Hannukkah Rice says:

            I don’t want legions of Euro left-footers in MY beautiful country, neither do I want legions of useless mosquito’s, blicks, or parkys. Deport them all, no exceptions.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Anon.
            You write like a Lynton Crosby EU funded paid troll ?
            Do you get overtime after 8pm ?

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  10. 19
    Norma Stitz says:

    The dog was probably outraged that Coffey has been such an enthusiastic defender of the EU status quo and the awful Maria Miller, and acted in an entirely understandable manner.

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  11. 21
    Roger Helmer says:

    Just checked in the hotel as Mr S Cracker.
    Receptionist : Will you be dining with us tonight Mr Cracker ?
    Me : Oh please, call me skull.

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  12. 22
    Norma Stitz says:

    No 16, you got there ahead of me

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  13. 23
    Revisionist Historian says:

    Why did we alone apologise for slavery when African nations traded slaves and ‘medicinal’ body parts for centuries before the UK arrived and continue the practice to this day?

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    • 33
      Diane Abbot says:

      W A C I S T

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      • 39
        Nigerian slave trader says:

        Going cheap..beautiful girls for sale…buy one, get one free..

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      • 45
        Revisionist Historian says:

        Well Dianne there must be a market for those girls in Nigeria as Boko Scarem wouldn’t be able to sell the pretty ones as slaves and chop the ugly ones up for traditional medicine if there wasn’t a demand for it?

        Just wondering what kind of place it is and why we are never told about these things?

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  14. 24
    Noko says:

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

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  15. 25
    Norma Stitz says:

    That hand looks like a bunch of sausages. Ms Coffey is seriously overweight, she looks like one of the Labour MP she-whales.

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  16. 27
    LibLabCon says:

    The last politicians to knock at my door were a pair of Lib Dims in 2004.
    They conviced me to vote UKIP.
    You can bet UKIP are not scared to knock doors.

    UKIP are not racist.
    Racist is an immigration policy that favours Germans over Canadians.
    Australians,New Zelanders,Allies.

    There comes a point where the swivel eye anti UKIP foam flecked box of frogs people become the best publicity UKIP can ever have for free.
    When people see a normal person on their doorstep, that can make all the difference.
    UKIP get out and KNOCK DOORS!

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  17. 28
    CharlieTheChump says:

    TRUE FACT: All terriers vote Labour

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  18. 30
    Bill Quango MP says:

    The last DG of the BBC was a Tory. {citation needed}
    So the next one must be a Labour man.

    I nominate Gordon Brown. A man of extraordinary, if limited, vision. Someone who’s own youtube appearances shows that he fully grasps the interweb and modern digital content. Someone used to wasting dealing with billions upon billions of pounds. Someone so pro Europe that they signed the Lisbon treaty despite everyone in Britain saying they didn’t want him to.
    Someone who is currently able to start work at a moment’s notice and someone who likes nothing more than to take over a prestigious role without the need for tiresome election or selection processes.

    So appoint Gordon now.
    Its the right thing to do!

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    • 38
      Chukka Umunna says:

      Coo Eee

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    • 52
      Ockham's Razor says:

      I would agree except that it would severely dent the floatation price. In the current m@rket £25bn is quite possible and would enable a decent repayment of debt before the rates rise.

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      Do me another says:

      Jeez Bill, what are you smoking, your old underkecks, Brown like Bliar should be in jail in Holland awaiting trial, if the BBC used him, then no one would pay their tv licences, he may think he saved the world , he helped to destroy Britain forever, no way.

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    • 126
      Curious says:

      Get him in – the curse of Jonah will strike and the BBC will be gone within a year.

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    • 128
      Reader says:

      Provided the new guy only gets a salary of 50 grand a year for a 35 hour week, and the public get a vote, I don’t care who it is

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  19. 35
    Rex Barker says:

    Speaking generally, she is “my” MP in the Suffolk Coastal constituency. What she thinks she’s doing messing about in Newark, God alone knows.

    Her usual demeanour (which goes with her know-it-all attitude of lofty contempt for the natives of Suffolk – she’s some sort of Liverpudlian) is that of a bulldog which has swallowed a wasp.

    I hope the dog is receiving the urgent veterinary care and prophylaxis that it surely needs.

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  20. 37
    Mr Farage(rhymes with garage) says:

    ‘Skull cracker’ Michael Wheatley to stand as UKIP candidate – http://bit.ly/1om2OCz

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    • 48
      Update says:

      It seems the Skull Cracker may also be targeting polling stations on May 22nd.
      All members of the public should remain indoors, and only come out when politicians say its safe to do so.

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  21. 50
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Probably rabid already (the candidate) so nothing to worry about, Dogs especially terriers have an inbult intuition about wrong’uns, smell a rat?.

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  22. 55
    non taxable pikey says:

    How about wearing a black arm band on 22nd May when going to vote?

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  23. 56
    Lord_Have_Mercy says:

    Skull Cracker spotted near Parliament

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  24. 57
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Have to admit that’s deep for a Tory MP.

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  25. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Dogs are the best judges of people, well done to the dog for catching out the scabby old rat

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  26. 74
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    NO LONGER THE PROTEST VOTE, JUST THE DISHONEST VOTE.

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  27. 76
    LibLabCon says:

    Our government have a racist immigration policy.

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  28. 79
    Bo'ko Harem Woolwich branch says:

    We will be looking at/ for new slave girls soon. We hear Pakystani pay big money. Perhaps also BBC stars when done porridges.

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  29. 87
    Fido says:

    Vote UKIP! :-)

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  30. 90
    Skull Cracker says:

    I’ve got nothin’ to lose
    BARSTARDS

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    • 102
      J.I.C says:

      come in… SC, report SIS HQ immediatelt. TX ends.

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    • 134
      Matthew 7-7 says:

      Madeleine McCann was Tony Blair’s leaving present. The significance of where she was abducted lays in the name of the resort and she was chosen to keep her father in line as he had voiced some concern about a Government project he had been involved with. These scumbags are all about symbolism and fear led hive mind operations.

      Notice how the night before the skull cracker absconded Sir Trevor Mcdonald was presenting a documentary about prisons on television. And now we have Lord Patten stepping down due to major heart surgery. Heart is an anagram of Earth and his initials are CP – which in another form is XP (Catholic symbolism). The Teletubbies had televisions for stomachs and aerials on their heads – It was a programme to yeah, you got it! programme young minds. It is just one example of a multitude. That is why there is so much fear based programming on the news, it is almost always about death. Most of the shit on television be it current affairs or documentaries or comedy or reality shows or whatever are MK Ultra/C.O.S.M.O.S./Monarch programming operations.

      Abusers form Psychic links with those they abuse – be it abuse in reality or the side effect of being abused/programmed by fear based television/radio/newspapers. Sounds absolutely bonkers but we are all connected via the R complex within each of our brains. When you have collections of local based hive mind most of whom have been abused when they were young they form a unit that is incredibly potent and can be easy to manipulate – however most of them will be unaware of the nature of Satanic ritualistic abuse so just one person who is aware can direct their combined force directly at the Cult rather than where the Cult wants it to go.

      And in other news interesting how the word “week” sounds just like “weak” and “pray” sounds like “prey”. Just a coincidence?! Course not! You Cult scumbags are not long for this world.

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      • 140
        A Tripist says:

        Tripe

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      • 143
        Magnum 44 says:

        You’re right. It is absolutely bonkers.

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        • 148
          Anonymous says:

          on a one dollar bill you’ll see the pyramid with the all seeing eye as the capstone triangle. what many people fail to realize is the eye is actually imprisoned within that triangle. a triangle has three points and the symbolism of that is of the three dimensions the powers that no longer be want you to be standing under – that of the notion there is only one god where as the reality is each of us is a god and each of us is a universe. they use their knowledge of the all seeing eye against the collective non knowledge of the all seeing eye.

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        • 152
          blind them says:

          the only thing you’ll be shooting will be the vatican.

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      • 350

        Have you ever considered wearing a tin foil hat? After reading that I would say it would suit you very well.

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  31. 100
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Might go on the run with skull cracker.

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    • 104
      All points West says:

      He’s a loner Dave… He’d fuck u up good and proper, then tek orf with Samcam

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  32. 101
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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  33. 105
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed drinks more tea than Wedgewood Benn. Is he teatotal?

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    • 112
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Who has he killed?.

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    • 113
      Fed Up says:

      Genghiz –
      Did you consider an alternative – a recovering Alcoholic?

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      • 125
        Genghiz the kahn says:

        Even a recovering alcoholic would know that George Lansbury was close to being Labour’s worst leader. The unions dumped him for Attlee.

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    • 117
      Sally Barecow says:

      No. He’s just a lightweight.
      2 babychams and he does his impression of Brutus stabbing Caesar in the back.

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  34. 107
    Floating Voter says:

    Funny thing is, the top news stories seem to focus on ‘SKULL CRACKER’.
    He’s fast becoming a national hero. Someone who can put things “right” in an instant. Like a Robin Hood figure, but without his merry men or maid marion.
    And he aint sharing.

    Skull for MEP!

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    • 119
      Do me another says:

      So long as skull keeps away from underground railway lines, then he could be “out” forever, seems the prison service and judiciary has lost it’s way and needs to look for a new way to make a living, like knitting socks for charity shops.

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      • 123
        Curious says:

        13 life sentences = how many years? What life are they talking about – a may fly?

        How seriously fucked up is our legal system?

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        • 222
          Banned says:

          He didn’t do anything really serious like not pay the tv licence or get caught doing 32 in a 30 zone.

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      • 130
        Jim says:

        No he is in the wrong business. If he could be charged with financial fraud he would not have to stand trial. He would be in the Club.

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    • 133
      C O (Ξ7t1) says:

      I am going to sound a bit thick, but, if he was sentenced to 13 life sentences back in 2002 for apparently very violent armed robberies, what was he doing in an open prison in 2014 ?

      Open prison is great for rehabilitating prisoners preparing for release.

      If the sentences were concurrent that helps my math a little, but doesn’t life mean a bit longer than 12 years before being considered for release ?

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      • 145
        Prison Reform Trust says:

        We think it’s outrageous that he had to serve eight years for a bit of gentle skull cracking.

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      • 156
        T May says:

        “math”

        Yankee go home.

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      • 178
        Salvador Dali says:

        Reality in the UK has become far stranger than fiction

        Are all the prison officers crack heads as well nowadays?

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      • 279
        Anonymous says:

        The prisons are full 35% with Mussies… what do you want them to do ? Let the kiddie r@pists and terr0ists go free or put them in an open prison ?

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  35. 108
    still, it could be worse says:

    to be fair the dog was only (as it thought) protecting it’s master from the invasion of the giant squid from the water planet Glark

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  36. 121
    Gideon George Osborne says:

    Skull Cracker refuses to comment on a letter that has gone viral on social media accusing him of failing to “pay his dues” by avoiding income tax.

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    • 129
      Mrs May says:

      The real worry is that The Skull Cracker changes his nickname to The Skull Respecter or The Skull Ignorer and becomes entirely untraceable.

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      • 281
        Anonymous says:

        I doubt even the skull cracker could knock any sense into Milliband, Clegg and Cameron.. would be worth paying the licence fee to watch though..

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  37. 124
    Lorna Reith says:

    The dog is acting in sympathy with the White Rabbit alliance.

    White Rabbit Radio has the Establishment (incl UKIP) running scared.

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  38. 127
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Just awoken from an after-lunch nightmare about the Government post 2015:

    Dave Dee – Prime Minister
    Dozy – Ed Balls
    Beaky – Ed Miliband
    Mick – Michael Gove
    Titch – Ex-Speaker Bercow

    And they perform a never-ending version of Bend It.

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  39. 132
    Not Nick Clegg says:

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    • 142
      C O (Ξ7t1) says:

      Kind words from Mr. Wilders, but disingenuous.

      Geert heads up the Dutch ‘Party for Freedom’

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_for_Freedom

      They currently have 3 MEPs in Brussels.

      Party for Freedom are considered far right, and Geert is trying to pursuade UKIP to join up with the newly formed group: European Freedom Alliance.

      h**p://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/10808948/Geert-Wilders-Ukip-will-join-our-far-Right-bloc-in-the-EU.html

      Seeing as F’arage heads the EFD which itself looks set to gain seats overall in the upcoming election, the idea Geert has outlined is very likely pure b/s.

      Good luck to the EFA, but it does not make any sense whatsoever for UKIP to move, however, the less nutbar folk who are considering joining the EFA may want to consider joining EFD, but they will have to work hard in order to be accepted.

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      • 147
        Mornington Crescent says:

        Indeed – but, predictably, this hasn’t stopped the MSM from headlining ‘Farage/UKIP in league with wwaaaaayyyyyyciiiiist party’ all day today.

        The smear campaign continues.

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        • 193
          C O (Ξ7t1) says:

          Which is odd, and demonstrates how fundamentally retarded the UK media is.

          Geert in particular has a bit of a beef very specifically with !slam.

          You cannot be rac!st towards a religion.

          Not sure about Le Penn, but the FN I think are close to BeanP in philosophy – sort of.

          What the press are not pointing out is that most of these extremist ‘Conservative’ European parties are funded in part by M’oscow – as the son of Maximum Imbecile David Cameron is.

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            Good points being made above – however could i return to the game of Chess – a real thinking man’s game.

            A King and Queen set out to kill another King and Queen. Both sides have their armies of ‘expendable’ Knights, Bishops, Castles and Pawns.

            So it’s a game of one roy.al dynasty out to kill another – and to thus rule over.

            The pawns are essential to the K and Q’s survival so much so that they really are just cannonfodder. They are fed just enough info directed and moved here and there during the game but are essential of no worth.

            i could continue here but safe to say the msm ain’t likely to publish this kinda thing unless they plagerise i’s fucking theory.

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          • Karpov says:

            You don’t play much chess do you? The whole titanic struggle in a game of chess is often resolved by the minute advantage confered by the better positioning of a single pawn.

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            To Karpov – a pawn is a legion or more of expendable pleblike cannonfodded.

            Your Move.

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  40. 138
    Bo'ko Harem Woolwich branch says:

    Skull cracker is the lost S C!! Everything fits! The occasional posts when Mr McKay permits.

    I claim my £5.

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  41. 141
    A Yorkshire Terrier says:

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    • 151
      Unite and Conquer says:

      In leadership matters in times of crisis, the cream ALWAYS rises to the top.

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    • 167
      Mornington Crescent says:

      Excellent stuff. Superb speech, Nige.

      I’m voting UKIP.

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    • 314
      Anonymous says:

      Wow..

      Nigel delivered a blinding speech to the good people of Sheffield.

      They seem to like a lot up there.

      Doesn’t bode well for Clegg thats for sure.

      Funny how the media never, never, ever, report on any of the themes that Nigel talked about for 30 mins + in that video.

      As he said, they refuse to discuss the issues and simply ignore them.

      When you hear Nigels plain speaking, it really brings into focus how god damm awful and stifled the LibLabCon are with their annaly retentive sound bites and wishy washy contradictory statements.

      Good man Nige.

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  42. 154
    The British media are cunts says:

    Muzzie wanker on Channel 4 spouting his usual anti English anti white shit. If he hates this country so much why not fuck off and go live elsewhere? Needless to say the Channel 4 news dyke didn’t bother to ask.

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    • 173
      Grass says:

      …Yes ,I saw that and reckon the police should look at this hothead with a chip on his shoulder…..He is seriously radicalised and failed to hide it!!….Investigate please,CH4 news 7pm …..

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    • 180
      White rabbit says:

      We are in the ‘fantasy cycle” of reverse thinking. Shortly the ‘frustration stage’ will take place followed by the Nightmare stage’ when reality bites. We are living on borrowed time. Or rather our politicians are.

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      • 217
        C O (Ξ7t1) says:

        The nightmare stage will be when the LibLabCon realize their game is up and start to sulk.

        Cameron sulking is fairly normal, Sam Cam is very tolerant of that.

        But imagine if Clegg and Miliband are at it as well.

        Seeing as Justine has recently won the battle to get Ed to sit with his back straight – all that hard work will be undone with the next poll result.

        Clegg slobbing around the mansion in a slouchy malaise will perhaps not impress his wife either.

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  43. 158
    Bo'ko Harem Woolwich branch says:

    You fools.

    “The MPs also heard evidence that 75 to 80 women were undergoing FGM reversal operations in Britain each year.”

    Grauniad worry about girl fun, we think sell at best price.

    More cultur coming your way. Infidels.

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  44. 162
    Anonymous says:

    #ToTheRescue

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      Fed up Taxpayer says:

      All expenses paid by us ??

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      JH325425332451234 says:

      If I was a Nigerian girl I would be shitting myself right now.

      They will probably all be sold in to sexual slavery within six months once the Fife fuckup has worked his magic.

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    • 227
      La Mission Civilisatrice says:

      Why is he going? Do they not have enough hideous white men in Nigeria to tell them waht to do?

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  45. 163
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Man up Ed. Didn’t watch this until now – but OMFG – Slither, slither, slither, creep, creep cretin.

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    • 248
      Anonymous says:

      Ed’s voice is getting odder. And wtf is he doing with is mouth?

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    • 345
      anon says:

      Tie his hands behind his back and you won’t get a peep out of him!

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  46. 164
    Anonymous says:

    Why do lefties keep claiming the muslim world is outraged about Nigeria kidnapping? Bollox.

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    • 207
      JH325425332451234 says:

      Yeah, you don’t hear much about the evils of slabbery from the usual suspects in cases like this.

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    • 315
      Getreal says:

      About as outraged as it was about 9/11!

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    • 324
      JH325425332451234 says:

      Think about it though… for at least the next 200 years the descendants of those girls can basically do whatever they want, and whenever pulled up on it blame it on the ‘legacy of slavery’. Swings and roundabouts.

      Or does it only work when the slavers are pale-skinned? Might have found a flaw in my plan here.

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  47. 166
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Bob Dylan is a Hunt.

    Only 2,980 results on Google for this.

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    • 168
      Ockham's Razor says:

      Excuse me!

      By Hunt I meant Ϲunt.

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      • 171
        A.C.A.B. says:

        Russell Brand is a c*nt……google says……..1,320,000.

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      • 177
        A.C.A.B. says:

        Only 17,200 for WeirdEd…shame..

        http://is-a-Hunt.com/category/ed-miliband/

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        • 185
          Ockham's Razor says:

          As a service to humanity at large, I offer a link that resolves to the intended destination:

          http://tinyurl.com/k532r36

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          • C O (Ξ7t1) says:

            Gordon Brown is a Ϲunt got 124,000 hits on Google – the first is curiously a domain name featuring the exact search sans spaces.

            J Clarkson called Gordon Brown a Ϲunt in 2009:

            http://www.theguardian.com/media/2009/jul/24/jeremy-clarkson-top-gear-gordon-brown

            Gordon Brown, in my estimation, is a total Ϲunt.

            That was worth the Google :-)

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            Hey CO ‘whatever!!!’ – And the establishment still want to talk / promote him up to being something – of course doesn’t that leads to what the establishment really are a bunch of …./s?

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          • Ockham's Razor says:

            @ CO

            I always do such searches in quote marks so I only get the string in that order. I often do this* to see if what I have posted is unique to me or has been said before.

            *to short passages of my post, obviously not the whole thing.

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          • C O (Ξ7t1) says:

            @BW: You highlight perhaps the most pathological aspect of the denial that some are in. The B’oko H’aram thing does not need Gordon Brown finally acting out his sexual frustrations experienced under Blair, whilst Blair was seeking release in S’ierra L’eone and else where, bringing his perverse guilt about R’wanda to climax.

            There is something deeply unsavoury about Brown’s concern for those young girls, which does not come across as innocent paternalism, but appears more the projections of a weak willed pimp who has had someone muscle in on his patch.

            @OR: I enjoyed your post and insight, did the logical next step (unoriginal entirely) and was surprised. First time I had bothered to search that in Google myself.

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  48. 169
    Little Johnny B13COW says:

    QUESTIONS TO THE PRIME MINISTER !!!!!

    MR. ED MILIBAND !!

    https://twitter.com/GoogleGallery/status/463715344381509632

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      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Reminds me of the Irish Space Project that was to fly to the sun. When questioned the Project Leader said they would fly at night.

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      • 186
        Ockham's Razor says:

        Hahahaha! :-D

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        • 196
          Idon'tneednodoctor says:

          It’s not the way I tell them.

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          • Ockham's Razor says:

            One may make such a joke about the Irish and no one cares.Try making a similar joke about a black person or a Muslim. Tell one about Mohammed and you are a gonner.

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          • Getreal says:

            Didn’t Germans used to tell jokes about Poles, portraying them as lazy, dumb and thieves?
            I wonder if the Germans can still tell them. We’d certainly get locked up if we made our Poles the butt of such jokes.

            Q: A Polish and Russian guy are in a car together, who’s driving? A: The Police.

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    • 201
      C O (Ξ7t1) says:

      If you asked the congenitally retarded and ill informed David Cameron the question: Will man ever walk on the sun ? – The answer will be an poorly phrased rambling about the evils of global warming maybe with some token comments about sun spots and carbon.

      If you are tempted to ask the congenitally retarded and ill informed David Cameron this question, ensure to do so in the House where at least the Speaker can shut him up.

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  49. 170
    Lord Crystal Flower Power says:

    Dear Guido

    Re your article on my friend Patten resigning

    I wish to out my name forward to become King of the BBC

    I have all the qualifications necessary

    I am as gay as a gooseberry

    I consume vast quantities of white stuff

    I was Chairman of a highly ethical bank

    And I have God on my side

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  50. 176
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    WE ARE NO LONGER THE PARTY OF PROTEST.

    WE ARE THE PARTY OF POT TEST.

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    • 189
      UKIP 4 ALL says:

      Strange that the libdems want to ban smoking tobacco but want to legalise smoking marijuana which is known to cause serious long term mental illness in young people.

      Maybe mental illness is a prime qualification for voting libdem?

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  51. 182
    Anonymous says:

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      Anonymous says:

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        Pookie Snackumberger says:

        It’s all their nasty little minds can come up with, that and insults.

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        • 241
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          Now what was it that Maggie said …. “If they attack you personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.”

          And that would have been before the troy party became infested with all manner of low-life degenerates.

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            Upon reflection – Well there were degenerates there at the time, but they seem to hvae completely taken over now.

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  52. 183
    Ed Miliband says:

    Astrazeneca must be nationalised.

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  53. 190
    K9 watch says:

    I hope the dog can sleep tonight. it can’t have been a pleasant experience.

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  54. 191
    Gordon is going to help the Nigers says:

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      A mass of twats says:

      How odd. 2 pints of Stella just twittered the exact same. Labour propaganda HQ has issued a twatter diktat.

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      • 213
        Do me another says:

        Whp’s payin?

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        • 253
          Hillo billo says:

          Never mind that..they’ve sent Gordon to help those poor girls.

          Gordon of Cartoon. Captain Jonah. The kiss of death. Mr calamity. The walking fuckup. Dr death. The green gobshite. The creature for the black latrine. The man with no brains. Jimmy the jerk off. The Scottish disease. The one man army of Armageddon. The clunking fist. The one eyed son of the nonce. The king of the pole in his pants.

          If they had any chance before, it’s gone now.

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    • 260
      The British media are cunts says:

      Hope he’s booked himself into a nice 5 star hotel, wouldn’t want the one eyed jock fuckwit to rough it now would we?

      Perhaps he is looking for a job to run the economy in Nigeria?

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      • 318
        non taxable pikey says:

        A nigerian 5 star hotel? Oxymoron.

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        • 330
          Anonymous says:

          NGO’s et al have to stay somewhere. It’s not easy throwing around £ millions of tax payers money.Foreign aid is hard work!

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    • 317
      Getreal says:

      What’s he got against the other 199?

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  55. 195
    Leon Brittan says:

    You ain’t seen me. Right?

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  56. 200
    Socialist says:

    All you greedy types don’t realise it’s capitalism that’s caused so much misery and devastation. Only socialism provides the framework for social justice, democracy, equality and mutual cooperation for the collective good.

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    • 203
      tony Blair says:

      Socialism made me rich. Not that I was really a socialist mind.

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    • 262
      The British media are cunts says:

      Murders a lot of people though. Just look at Labour’s 13 years in office, not just the 500,000 in your war in Iraq or the 100,000 in Afghanistan but the thousands that were killed by pretty gay boy Bumhum.

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    • 310
      táxpáyér says:

      oh and murdering 100 million people.

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  57. 209
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Due to a highly political childhood where the little weirdo Ed Milliband was subjected to a continuous diet of political lefty claptrap from his hateful communist father and other assorted Marxist big heads and pompous lefty hypocrites, I reckon weird Ed has no ability whatsoever to be able to have a normal conversation about anything outside of politics.

    I have come to this conclusion after listing to him (when I have the stomach for it) when interviewed, at which times it is apparent to me that he has no idea what he is saying in relation to actual life. When he speaks, usually in answer to a question, it is devoid of any grounding in reality but just a collection of words that are political theory in the abstract.

    In his sad fucked-up head he believes all the things that his former self, the goofy young Milliband, had learnt from his father madrasa (a father who he saw as some kind of prophet on earth) but due to being a privileged little twat he has never had to put his fathers holy Marxist teaching to test in the real world.

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    • 211
      C O (Ξ7t1) says:

      How exactly did Ed Miliband make the money he claims to have ?

      Was that off of some innovation, or did he just cash in on his dead Dad ?

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      • 216
        Red Ed's grandfather fought for the Red Army against his own people says:

        Red Ed’s dead marxist dad was left a house in the will of some dear old lady – this grew in value and the dead marxist dad left it to his sons – who had been awarded scholarships for the underprivileged to Oxford.

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        • 219
          C O (Ξ7t1) says:

          Thank you :-)

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        • 292
          Ctesibius says:

          Not quite the whole story. The house was left to the Milliband brothers in a sophisticated type of trust structure, now illegal, so that it could be passed to them tax free – i.e. Evading tax.

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          • U Kip If You Want To says:

            And not donated to charity or used to help establish something for the benefit of the community. No instead it was used for the acquisition of private dynastic capital.

            Fabian socialists are good at spending other peoples money and lecturing us about the evils of capitalism but have no qualms keeping their own and acquiring even more.

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    • 264
      Hannukkah Rice says:

      My inner geek thinks you could have a decent conversation with Ed provided you kept it to Star Trek, Star Wars, science fiction, Klingon etc. If I was gonna have a pint with any of them it’d be Farage. I wouldn’t have anything to say to Cameron, I’ve got nothing in common with him. As for Cleggy, if you got him pissed enough, he’d probably burn something down.

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      • 286
        Anonymous says:

        Clegg lied about eating McDonalds on LBC last week.

        Camerons being lying about an EU referendum for years.

        Milliband must have been lied to by his parents when they said they loved both of sons equally.

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        The rest of the known universe says says:

        We’ve got to get rid of the reds.

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  58. 215
    Question of our times says:

    Is there a more odious person than Tony Blair? I know Ed Balls is still alive but Blair still edges ahead.

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    • 221
      C O (Ξ7t1) says:

      Al Campbell ? A more offensive bouquet than Blair to my nose.

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    • 226
      Slime says:

      Don’t forget Mandelson

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        Anonymous says:

        At least Mandelson was like the Ronson of Labour newarks, you know what he’s like and what he can do.

        Cameron on the other hand is like a Judas, a slippery lying cast iron bullshitting ‘let me pretend to be conservative’ kind of judas.

        Judas Cameron pretends to be one thing, and does exactly the opposite.

        Take being a Christian, we had his nauseating speech over Easter where he proclaimed to be the great Christian defender and a man of faith, yet last year he was insructing the government to prosecute poor nurses for daring to wear a Christian cross to work ?!

        Not only is Cameron a judas lying slippery snake, he is also a hypocrite.

        So on that basis, is there a person more odious than Blair.. ?
        Well yes, David Cameron the self proclaimed heir to Blair.

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    • 251
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      i am going to hunt out that article from the MOS which implied He and Brun were very close at the hip! if you know wot i mean like?

      Happy fucking birthday – you low-life narcissistic internationale establishment promoted criminal Blair. if someone don’t getya with a gun – i will do all in my legal and lawful inalienable rights to get you. i promise.

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  59. 220
    Theresa May says:

    Happy Leon Brittan Day for tomorrow.

    It IS tomorrow, isn’t it? Or was it yesterday?

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    • 228
      Ghost of the real Mrs.T. says:

      And to think you’re also a Mrs.T. — you hopeless ConLibLabia

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    • 234
      Cliff says:

      I hope I’m not next

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    • 296
      H@rriet H@rman @ Labour.com says:

      Will there be a Happy H@rriet H@rman day for me J@ck Dr0mey when we’ve passed, but before they discover the awful truth about what we did when we sponsored P I E ?

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  60. 230
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Actually, “Skull” Cracker doesn’t sound quite as menacing when you discover his first name is actually Jacob.

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      still, it could be worse says:

      maybe he’s hiding at his brother Prawn’s place.

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      • 240
        Idyll says:

        Most surprisingly for a vicious criminal, he had a happy childhood, what with being raised by his mum, Christmas, and his Beatles fan dad, Spinal.

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    • 252
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Oh and i am now being flattered that some spineless man or woman has to use that old moniker to try and gain some comment / context worth.

      Lordd D newberger is a fucking hunt of the highest odure!

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  61. 236
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Coffey and a quick bite.

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  62. 239
    Roger Helmet says:

    Hello ladies. I’m not really a creep.

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  63. 246
    Pervy Pete says:

    Fuck me…Kuenssberg looks fucking sexy on NN 2nite!

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  64. 247
    The Boys in Blue and their Summer Holiday says:

    How come the MET are going to Portugal for the Summer? The sensible bean counter would have sent them out of season.

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  65. 249
    Another Frog says:

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  66. 256
    The British media are cunts says:

    Funny that in Nick Robinson’s report on the BBC news about the Pfizer takeover he failed to mention that the shafting Cadbury’s got came under the last Labour government, yet for some reason old Toenails’s didn’t think it was worth mentioning that despite Labour now being the ones demanding AstraZeneca be protected.

    Perhaps Toenails should ask Chucky why he and Beaker fucked up in 2010?

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    • 263
      Share holders come first says:

      Err. we are a free country and the state does not tell business how to conduct its business.

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      • 280
        BP says:

        In principle yes. But when you think about how British business gets shafted in America, I see no reason why we should let Pfizer have a free run here.

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        • 298
          The British media are cunts says:

          My issue is Labour taking the moral high ground when they were the ones doing the shafting. Nick Robinson doesn’t think that’s relevant when it is.

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    • 304
      Anonymous says:

      But we have been suffering Business Terrorism for years. Why have so many of our household name English companies disappeared?

      Every one was being run by a person from another country. One was run by a person that refused point blank to be seen with an Union Jack. Others have simply been sabotaged.

      They have systematically stolen all our pensions, and sold off, or relocated the businesses abroad. Why do we even thing that these people are in it to develop the company further. Most are there only for their own agenda. It does not matter how badly they are doing we reward them the same bonuses etc. If they are really bad we pay them off with more.

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      • 320
        William Wallace says:

        When Scotland is independent there will be a very warm welcome for Pfizer in Scotland.

        Vote for a free Scotland, vote for a better free market orientated future without any control or input from Cameron, Miliband Darling and Alexander.

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  67. 261
    Anonymous says:

    UK anger over ‘secret’ EU financial transaction tax plan
    The Chancellor has accused the EU of working in “secret” to agree a financial transaction tax that threatens the City of London

    Dave and george stuffed again by the EU.

    Can you really believe Cameron on Europe any longer? He just rolls over every time. He really does need to grow a pair. We must be a laughing stock to Merkel and Hollande.
    You know what to do

    Vote UKIP

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  68. 266
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Freddie Starr looks like a devastated man.

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      C O (Ξ7t1) says:

      His innocence has not been proven as it was never in any doubt in the first place : He was never charged.

      The subtle implication from what may be presumed his lawyer that the CPS decision has somehow proved his innocence is disturbingly subversive in the absence of charge.

      Freddy does look a mess, much of that is likely due to nervous tension.

      Despite the absence of charges, he was reportedly banned from being alone with his own children on the basis of allegation, and has likely run up some large legal bills in dealing with that b/s alone.

      Something is truly fucked with some of this situation – it is time for the real perverts in Westminster to be put through the mill properly as there perhaps is enough evidence to charge and prosecute them, assuming the CPS are not colluding to cover up their wrongdoing – again.

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      • 319
        lost in the Daily Telegraph says:

        He should be very grateful to the CPS for what they have done for him.

        He looks as if he has aged 20 years in 16 months.

        He should get to see a lawyer to arrange some sort of compensation.

        The only problem is that many of those no win no fee merchants are being pushed out of the market by Cameron and his business friends.

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          C O (Ξ7t1) says:

          There should be no expression of gratitude or otherwise towards the CPS.

          If they had a credible case they would have proceeded.

          Gratitude would imply that they had done him some sort of favour, thus undermining justice.

          That it took the CPS so long to arrive at their decision, allowing the police to keep this guy on bail for well over a year without charge, is in roughly the same bucket as the similar b/s that has been going on with journalists who were caught up in the phone hacking scandal.

          Freddy himself deserves neither sympathy or censure – his apparent nervous exhaustion is one of the side effects of being put through the situation he has. Again – look to the referred journalists for similar.

          Now, absent any charges, why social services were allowed into the fray to deny him his rights to be close to the younger members of his family – perhaps also a bail condition – really does need to be looked into.

          Would regard the events here, as with the journalists, as variations on politically motivated detention without trial, measures which the government would be best focusing on actual criminals, and those sections of society on which real public opinion is turning against – if the government wishes to exercise justice in this manner that is.

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          • Village Idiot says:

            …..If he was involved,charge him,but if he was not,what are they doing treating him in this way!
            ..The cruelty meted out by this country nowadays is unbelievable,to sick,disabled,elderly,suspects and so on….We may be a Christian country,but our politicians who implement these callous methods,without any hint of empathy or sympathy,or indeed,kindness,beggars belief!…It was not always like this,but during the last 40years ,I have seen a deterioration in how people are treated by public services,coincidentally,tied up with EU membership and mass immigration,especially non-EU migrants,who often work in these services!

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          • Loupy Lou LLB (Hons) says:

            Is this not in breach of his right to a family life?

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          • Banned says:

            Meanwhile….predatory gay MPs can grope people with impunity and get away with it.

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          • C O (Ξ7t1) says:

            @VI: Certain recent activities on the part of the justice system seem to run counter to the perceived norms that have apparently prevailed in the UK.

            The justice system should be independent of political interference, but as C’yril S’mith demonstrates, that is not the case and has not been the case for a long time now.

            The M’itchell case clearly demonstrates how the police were politicized – that could in part be a factor here as it is the police, not the CPS, who were responsible for keeping S’tarr in a state of limbo for so long.

            It would be interesting to find out what the CPS meant in their release about not proceeding with one set of allegations as it was ‘not in the public interest’.

            In these cases, with multiple claimed victims, there are usually common details in the witness statements that come up in the investigation that strengthen the overall case. Look at the C’lifford case details to get that.

            If the CPS could not even bring charges on relating to nearly all allegations on the grounds of ‘no reasonable chance of prosecution’ it would mean that the statements failed this simple sniff test, which would imply that on balance they were likely all false.

            The one which was not in the public interest is curious.

            Do not suspect the CPS have cut S’tarr a break, or S’tarr has at any time done anything wrong himself in relation to those allegations, but would suspect the CPS is trying to save face.

            What they are really saying is this:

            Against the utter bullshit of all allegations bar one, the CPS cannot proceed with the marginally more credible bullshit as it is bullshit, despite CPS prosecutors wanting to in order to advance their own careers.

            They cannot of course say that the investigation has shown that the allegations against S’tarr are bullshit as that may hurt the feelings of the non-victims which came forward.

            Political correctness of the CPS – case closed: Guilty.

            State agency presumption of guilt absent even any charges, as demonstrated by Social Services – case closed: Guilty.

            This case has lifted the lid on a nasty can of worms – now the MSM will ignore it.

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  69. 272
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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    • 277
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

      oh, fuck….

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      • 295
        Abdul the envelope stuffer in Lahore says:

        Don’t worry Ed. We are licking the envelopes as fast as we can.

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        • 300
          Anonymous says:

          Limp Dems in single figures – Clegg has got to be told to fcuk off before he decimates the party.

          Its almost as if the LibDems are enjoying the public humiliation like one of their S&M games that involve pervy MP’s, oranges, tights, Chris Huhhhhne and assorted other sexual perverts from Portsmouth, or even special P I E guests from Labours H@rriet H@rman and J@ack Dr0mey…

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          • Village Idiot says:

            ….They have nothing to offer this country except lazy politics by staying in the wretched,corrupt,waste of money,strangulating EU!…They have nothing to offer the British people of any substance that would be beneficial to Britain,quite the opposite,and this is why they will do badly!
            …If they showed a bit of loyalty to Britain and its’ people,young and old,their ratings may improve,but they backed a loser in pinning their hopes on “IN” the EU,which alienates a large amount of voters!

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  70. 285
    Ed Mili meets the plebs says:

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    • 287
      And the other 60 million? says:

      Ed Miliband and Emma Reynolds just popped down to Streatham to meet Chuka’s constituent?

      Why?

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      • 301
        Anonymous says:

        Because Milliband thinks it will “play” well in the media… he learnt that from Cameron.

        Being a complete and utter cnut also has a part to play we’re sure.

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      • 303
        Ed Milibiscuit says:

        Streatham is nearly in Balham.

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    • 294
      Mug Watch says:

      Yes another beverage for Mr Miliband. Does that guy ever do any work?

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      • 313
        WoRaft Chihuahua says:

        Did Ed not take the opportunity to tell Chuckie’s constituent that she is over-weight and that she would not be allowed to eat those cupcakes on the table when he is in charge?

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  71. 288
    Nick Clegg says:

    Last!

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  72. 297
    Jeremy 'TaxPlan' Paxman says:

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  73. 302
    The revolution says:

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  74. 307

    Dogs have such marvelous instincts that way don’t you find?

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    • 312
      Podiceps says:

      Well, personally I find that small terriers, especially Jack Russells, are often owned by people with severe personality disorders and mirror the tendencies of their owners.

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      • 322
        Vladamir Putain says:

        This just shows what a weak candidate is being peddled by the ever more pathetic Tories.

        A strong candidate would have engaged the mutt in combat and strangled it to death.

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        • 328
          C O (Ξ7t1) says:

          In his overweight ‘Chuck Norris after an acid bath and curry’ persona, Prescott would have kicked it in the head, eaten it on the spot and got straight back on the campaign trail without missing a beat.

          Why are not all politicians living up to the Labour examples ?

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    • 331
      albacore says:

      With a Parliament solely of bitches and curs
      Take a look at their contempt for their customers
      Speaking English in England – why, who would want that?
      Let the English learn gibberish, that’s their diktat

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-27295554

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  75. 329
    Blowing Whistles says:

    If only Skullcracker had been nicknamed Settlednicelybackinthecommunity we wouldn’t have had this problem?

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  76. 333
    Anonymous says:

    Re : Picture of Helmer asleep.
    Why not? There is nothing to do in that so-called parliament. It does not make laws, it cannot block them, it cannot amend them. It is nothing but a third-rate albeit very expensive debating society and that is why if UKIP succeeds there will be NO British MEPs whether awake or asleep.
    Do you know of another group of politicians who are asking the public to vote them OUT of a gravy-train?

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  77. 334
    still, it could be worse says:

    wee Willy says NATO troop placements should worry Russia.
    Please shut the fuck up.

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  78. 338
    El Gordo McMental says:

    I would recommend zero-hours contracts to anyone. Mine suits me perfectly.

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  79. 340
    Vlad the Invader says:

    No fucking swearing.

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  80. 343
    STOP PRESS says:

    Gordon’s flight to Nigeria diverted to Syria. Gordon arrested for war crimes,

    Assad offers to swop Gordon for Bliar.

    Bliar declines offer and makes donation of 10M to Gordon’s charity.

    A smiling Hague says this is terrible news.

    Whoops sorry it was a dream.

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  81. 347
    gormless voter says:

    Has the pooch been checked for post traumatic stress disorder and been offered any counselling.
    and what price will the pups be?

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    Anonymous says:

    “Tories Face Ruff Treatment in Newark”
    but discover solution to doorstep questions about cuts in the armed forces. A dog that has a bite bigger than its bark. Might this mean that turning HS2 into a ghost train, to carry south all those souls lost to an underfunded NHS, is also in the offing?

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