May 6th, 2014

Tories Face Ruff Treatment in Newark

UKIP might be barking up the wrong tree selecting Roger Helmer in Newark, but it is the Tories who have suffered the first casualty of next month’s by-election. Therese Coffey has been in hospital this afternoon after being bitten by a pugnacious pooch while out canvassing.

She tells Guido the unfortunate incident was the “first time in 25 years of campaigning. It was a little terrier.” It happened while she was “giving it a treat, so it was literally biting the hand that fed it”.

Fortunately she was checked out after minor treatment. Guido sends his best wishes…


  1. 1
    Realist says:

    I do hope the dog is OK.

  2. 2
    catesby says:

    Another female ‘Conservative’ candidate what a shocker!

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Give the dog a medal.

    Fuck all Tory scum.

  4. 4
    Terrier says:

    My EU doggy passport doesn’t list my rabies or distemper, I bit Ed Balls in the Balls last year. Vote UKIP

  5. 5
    Maimed Codger says:

    Obviously a UKIP Voter…Doggy Branch.

  6. 6
    Skull Cracker says:

    Im heading there for a right fackin’ KICK OFF

  7. 7
    Brittan of Leon says:

    It might have caught Rabies orf her !

  8. 8
    Max.C says:

    Get yer tits out SLAGS

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking good job

  10. 10
    puzzled says:

    Looked all over and couldn’t find any?
    Country appears to be overun with spoiled lazy liebor scum though. Can I fuck them instead? (Best use a full body con’dom tho!)

  11. 11
    Do me another says:

    I suppose it’s better than a Liebour female candidate, with a name like mr Jack Dromy, now MP for somewhere sth of Birmingham.

  12. 12
    hairy fat bloke says:

    Pick up that soap old man…

  13. 13
    Anon & Voting for UKIP ORG says:

    When will there be an official statement about the
    ongoing health condition of the dog !!

    After all with all of the diseases making a come back
    today, you can never be too careful with what anyone
    from the Cons*LieLabor*LebDims Anti-Democracy Alliance
    may be carrying around & which could be spread everywhere
    by there careless behaviour !!

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Give that dog a medal but I hope his owner makes sure he gets his shots. lord knows what he might have caught.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    My cellmate ate my hamster.

  16. 16
    Just saying says:

    I bet that pooch remembered the nonsense she spouted via BBC on Maria Miller’s wonderful contribution as an MP.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:


    Up the meds for patient 3.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

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    Norma Stitz says:

    The dog was probably outraged that Coffey has been such an enthusiastic defender of the EU status quo and the awful Maria Miller, and acted in an entirely understandable manner.

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

  21. 21
    Roger Helmer says:

    Just checked in the hotel as Mr S Cracker.
    Receptionist : Will you be dining with us tonight Mr Cracker ?
    Me : Oh please, call me skull.

  22. 22
    Norma Stitz says:

    No 16, you got there ahead of me

  23. 23
    Revisionist Historian says:

    Why did we alone apologise for slavery when African nations traded slaves and ‘medicinal’ body parts for centuries before the UK arrived and continue the practice to this day?

  24. 24
    Noko says:

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

  25. 25
    Norma Stitz says:

    That hand looks like a bunch of sausages. Ms Coffey is seriously overweight, she looks like one of the Labour MP she-whales.

  26. 26
    Common sense says:

    13 life sentences and the moniker “Skull Cracker”. What does a homicidal maniac have to do to not end up in an open prison?

  27. 27
    LibLabCon says:

    The last politicians to knock at my door were a pair of Lib Dims in 2004.
    They conviced me to vote UKIP.
    You can bet UKIP are not scared to knock doors.

    UKIP are not racist.
    Racist is an immigration policy that favours Germans over Canadians.
    Australians,New Zelanders,Allies.

    There comes a point where the swivel eye anti UKIP foam flecked box of frogs people become the best publicity UKIP can ever have for free.
    When people see a normal person on their doorstep, that can make all the difference.
    UKIP get out and KNOCK DOORS!

  28. 28
    CharlieTheChump says:

    TRUE FACT: All terriers vote Labour

  29. 29
    tabloid mentality says:

    My cellmate tossed my salad while wearing a Chelsea shirt.

  30. 30
    Bill Quango MP says:

    The last DG of the BBC was a Tory. {citation needed}
    So the next one must be a Labour man.

    I nominate Gordon Brown. A man of extraordinary, if limited, vision. Someone who’s own youtube appearances shows that he fully grasps the interweb and modern digital content. Someone used to wasting dealing with billions upon billions of pounds. Someone so pro Europe that they signed the Lisbon treaty despite everyone in Britain saying they didn’t want him to.
    Someone who is currently able to start work at a moment’s notice and someone who likes nothing more than to take over a prestigious role without the need for tiresome election or selection processes.

    So appoint Gordon now.
    Its the right thing to do!

  31. 31
    Johan Crufts. says:

    It’s a dog eat dog worlds.

  32. 32
    Labour drone with no sense of irony says:

    If you support UKIP you should be sent to a gas chamber for your fascist views.

  33. 33
    Diane Abbot says:

    W A C I S T

  34. 34
    SPG Plod says:

    Shoot a traveler burgling your home and you will find life means life in a secure prison.

  35. 35
    Rex Barker says:

    Speaking generally, she is “my” MP in the Suffolk Coastal constituency. What she thinks she’s doing messing about in Newark, God alone knows.

    Her usual demeanour (which goes with her know-it-all attitude of lofty contempt for the natives of Suffolk – she’s some sort of Liverpudlian) is that of a bulldog which has swallowed a wasp.

    I hope the dog is receiving the urgent veterinary care and prophylaxis that it surely needs.

  36. 36
    Joyce Thacker says:

    Remove the children first.

  37. 37
    Mr Farage(rhymes with garage) says:

    ‘Skull cracker’ Michael Wheatley to stand as UKIP candidate –

  38. 38
    Chukka Umunna says:

    Coo Eee

  39. 39
    Nigerian slave trader says:

    Going cheap..beautiful girls for sale…buy one, get one free..

  40. 40
    Lenny Henry says:

    +1 mon

  41. 41
    non taxable pikey says:


  42. 42
    Sista Olleymanobo says:

    He already OD, boss

  43. 43
    LibLabCon says:

    Swivel foam. I rest my case.

  44. 44
    TheGovernor says:

    was it Mellor

  45. 45
    Revisionist Historian says:

    Well Dianne there must be a market for those girls in Nigeria as Boko Scarem wouldn’t be able to sell the pretty ones as slaves and chop the ugly ones up for traditional medicine if there wasn’t a demand for it?

    Just wondering what kind of place it is and why we are never told about these things?

  46. 46
    TheGovernor says:

    Im hoping the half-crazed fucka (Skull.C) will go to Newark to hideout.

  47. 47
    Revisionist Historian says:

    Please pixelate this gentleman lest his exposure harms his employment prospects!

  48. 48
    Update says:

    It seems the Skull Cracker may also be targeting polling stations on May 22nd.
    All members of the public should remain indoors, and only come out when politicians say its safe to do so.

  49. 49
    Lard Presclott of Chipolata-upon-Tracey-Temple says:

    Hopefully the dog will be okay, as well as the canine who bit the MP.

  50. 50
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Probably rabid already (the candidate) so nothing to worry about, Dogs especially terriers have an inbult intuition about wrong’uns, smell a rat?.

  51. 51
    Teresa May says:

    You are rather harsh with this particular view

  52. 52
    Ockham's Razor says:

    I would agree except that it would severely dent the floatation price. In the current m@rket £25bn is quite possible and would enable a decent repayment of debt before the rates rise.

  53. 53
    gender id um says:

    Poor jack ie confuses trousers for tights

  54. 54
    BBC Red Bottom -update,update. says:

    It appears that Skull Cracker is only targeting UKIP votes.
    Police have advised all UKIP voters to stay at home and refrain from applying for a postal vote.
    Members of other parties are unaffected.

  55. 55
    non taxable pikey says:

    How about wearing a black arm band on 22nd May when going to vote?

  56. 56
    Lord_Have_Mercy says:

    Skull Cracker spotted near Parliament

  57. 57
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Have to admit that’s deep for a Tory MP.

  58. 58
    Nick Robinson says:

    And I have just learned that a Malysian Airliner has gone missing in the south china sea, in what experts believe could be a terrorist attack..

  59. 59
    Mr Clifford says:

    Is there a PR department somewhere within the police force that gives people names like “The Skull Cracker”?

  60. 60
    jimbo says:

    “UKIP might be barking up the wrong tree selecting Roger Helmer in Newark”

    Nobody can deny Guido learns fast. He sold out to take the murdoch coin writing for the Sun and the way he just slips in things like that, well it’s worthy of a Hadley Freeman article in the Guardian, all fluff, no substance, but just throw in a line to demonise one’s opponents etc. Even Dan Hodges is at least more upfront about his aims.

    There was a time, especially after the McBride scandals when Guido had serious prestige as being outside the mainstream media. You’ve squandered that reputation completely since. I hope the Sun money is a consolation for you.

  61. 61
    Ghost of Ralph Moat says:

    2-1 odds, old skull (first name terms here) will be shot dead by polizei-sniper in a week.

  62. 62
    Don't worry your pretty little head says:

    Oh Rowena luv.

  63. 63
    Taliban Hunting Club says:

    WE need recruits like this!

  64. 64
    Gary Bloke says:

    She’s not the candidate. She is an MP supporting the candidate. Try to keep up.

  65. 65
    Are you allowed out without a leash on? says:

    Is she in heat?

  66. 66
    Gazza, Moaty's mate like says:

    I’m on hand to mediate.

  67. 67
    Mirror-mirror says:

    This blogs fast becoming a parody of itself – and a very poor one.

  68. 68
    theresa may from exhibition road, london. says:

    who will the museum going fawkes the diffrence between between their cock, cock.o.spaniel and their just as well around the corner is prince albert and the queen tower. sheep shearing trial s are very auz like.

  69. 69
    Freddie.S says:

    Not me.. Im free not have blabbed to the rozers

  70. 70
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Was he spotted by a BBC pigeon ?.

  71. 71
    Max.VC (Von.Cliff..) says:

    easy girl

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Dogs are the best judges of people, well done to the dog for catching out the scabby old rat

  73. 73
    BargainFuds says:

    swivel eye anti UKIP foam flecked box of frogs
    Can you get these at the £1 shop?

  74. 74
    Dodgy D. Laws says:


  75. 75
    táxpáyér says:

    Time to put it down.

    By that I mean Dave and Clegg’s comedy show.

  76. 76
    LibLabCon says:

    Our government have a racist immigration policy.

  77. 77
    LibLabCon says:

    Your Government have a racist immigration policy.
    You have a vote.

  78. 78
    A voter says:

    Gary Bloke says:
    May 6, 2014 at 6:10 pm

    She’s not the candidate. She is an MP supporting the candidate. Try to keep up.

    I would venture to suggest that Gary Bloke meant to write

    She’s not the candidate. She is an utterly incompetent MP supporting the candidate. Try to keep up.

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    Bo'ko Harem Woolwich branch says:

    We will be looking at/ for new slave girls soon. We hear Pakystani pay big money. Perhaps also BBC stars when done porridges.

  80. 80
    Ghost of Ralph moat says:

    Yeh, mediate!
    I got fuckin shot trying to go fishin with yer..

  81. 81
    táxpáyér says:

    Life sentences are reserved for Political prisoners.

    Did you know, Clockwork orange and 1984 were guidebooks.

  82. 82
    Bo'ko Harem Woolwich branch says:

    Yes we told to fuckie off, we ave up an rites you know.

  83. 83
    Blubber blubber blubber (on expenses natch) says:

    Somewhat unkind to she-whales I would suggest.

  84. 84
    Conservative General Election Campaign HQ says:




  85. 85
    táxpáyér says:

    Nick Clegg peddling ‘dangerous fantasies’
    Fixed it for you.

  86. 86
    Nick to David says:

    And you nearly got away with how much?
    Fuck me.
    That’s a pretty good scam.

  87. 87
    Fido says:

    Vote UKIP! :-)

  88. 88
    Stuart Hall says:

    Not me mate – Im going straight.
    Straight down.

  89. 89
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    ADon’t be daft.

  90. 90
    Skull Cracker says:

    I’ve got nothin’ to lose

  91. 91
    Gloomsday clock says:

    So was 1994

  92. 92
    Gazza says:

    Whey aye, man, abit trigga appy lot

  93. 93
    broderick crawford says:

    Define ” … giving the little terrier a treat ….”

    Does she have certain orientations of which we as the electorate should be aware ?

  94. 94
    LibLabCon says:

    Another carefully valued political opinion.

  95. 95
    A.C.A.B. says:

    …On to Bubba’s scabbby shaft.

  96. 96
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

  97. 97
    broderick crawford says:

    I knew I was tasteless but by God you re sick !!

  98. 98
    TempleBank says:

    Maybe he’s “EX” MI6 gone rogue?

  99. 99
    broderick crawford says:

    Not quite one of “Millibands Molls” then ..

  100. 100
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Might go on the run with skull cracker.

  101. 101
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

  102. 102
    J.I.C says:

    come in… SC, report SIS HQ immediatelt. TX ends.

  103. 103
    broderick crawford says:

    Oh no not a Liverpudlian …. not another Go -Nads !!

  104. 104
    All points West says:

    He’s a loner Dave… He’d fuck u up good and proper, then tek orf with Samcam

  105. 105
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed drinks more tea than Wedgewood Benn. Is he teatotal?

  106. 106
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Go straight down the hall and see yourself out.

  107. 107
    Floating Voter says:

    Funny thing is, the top news stories seem to focus on ‘SKULL CRACKER’.
    He’s fast becoming a national hero. Someone who can put things “right” in an instant. Like a Robin Hood figure, but without his merry men or maid marion.
    And he aint sharing.

    Skull for MEP!

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    still, it could be worse says:

    to be fair the dog was only (as it thought) protecting it’s master from the invasion of the giant squid from the water planet Glark

  109. 109
    LibLabCon says:

    Foam fleck swivel eye .

  110. 110
    LibLabCon says:

    Foam fleck swivel eye

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    Do me another says:

    Jeez Bill, what are you smoking, your old underkecks, Brown like Bliar should be in jail in Holland awaiting trial, if the BBC used him, then no one would pay their tv licences, he may think he saved the world , he helped to destroy Britain forever, no way.

  112. 112
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Who has he killed?.

  113. 113
    Fed Up says:

    Genghiz –
    Did you consider an alternative – a recovering Alcoholic?

  114. 114
    LibLabCon says:

    Foam flecked racist loony. Give us your address.

  115. 115
    Jim says:

    Is this because you lost both Debates?

  116. 116
    LibLabCon says:

    My dog is smart.
    He says you are stupid.

  117. 117
    Sally Barecow says:

    No. He’s just a lightweight.
    2 babychams and he does his impression of Brutus stabbing Caesar in the back.

  118. 118
    Jim says:

    That’s true.
    Vote UKIP for common sense.
    All they need now is a finance person better than Ed Balls.
    Job Done.

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    Do me another says:

    So long as skull keeps away from underground railway lines, then he could be “out” forever, seems the prison service and judiciary has lost it’s way and needs to look for a new way to make a living, like knitting socks for charity shops.

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    Revisionist Historian says:

    Terrorists too, Peter Hain always looks out for them.

  121. 121
    Gideon George Osborne says:

    Skull Cracker refuses to comment on a letter that has gone viral on social media accusing him of failing to “pay his dues” by avoiding income tax.

  122. 122
    Jim says:

    This is the big question.
    Will Islam save these girls or not.
    They have the money, the power, the guns, but do they have the will?

  123. 123
    Curious says:

    13 life sentences = how many years? What life are they talking about – a may fly?

    How seriously fucked up is our legal system?

  124. 124
    Lorna Reith says:

    The dog is acting in sympathy with the White Rabbit alliance.

    White Rabbit Radio has the Establishment (incl UKIP) running scared.

  125. 125
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Even a recovering alcoholic would know that George Lansbury was close to being Labour’s worst leader. The unions dumped him for Attlee.

  126. 126
    Curious says:

    Get him in – the curse of Jonah will strike and the BBC will be gone within a year.

  127. 127
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Just awoken from an after-lunch nightmare about the Government post 2015:

    Dave Dee – Prime Minister
    Dozy – Ed Balls
    Beaky – Ed Miliband
    Mick – Michael Gove
    Titch – Ex-Speaker Bercow

    And they perform a never-ending version of Bend It.

  128. 128
    Reader says:

    Provided the new guy only gets a salary of 50 grand a year for a 35 hour week, and the public get a vote, I don’t care who it is

  129. 129
    Mrs May says:

    The real worry is that The Skull Cracker changes his nickname to The Skull Respecter or The Skull Ignorer and becomes entirely untraceable.

  130. 130
    Jim says:

    No he is in the wrong business. If he could be charged with financial fraud he would not have to stand trial. He would be in the Club.

  131. 131
    Reader says:

    In what way ‘dangerous’, Nick?

    Are you and your Dutch friends going to come round and shoot me if I vote UKIP?

  132. 132
    Not Nick Clegg says:

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    I am going to sound a bit thick, but, if he was sentenced to 13 life sentences back in 2002 for apparently very violent armed robberies, what was he doing in an open prison in 2014 ?

    Open prison is great for rehabilitating prisoners preparing for release.

    If the sentences were concurrent that helps my math a little, but doesn’t life mean a bit longer than 12 years before being considered for release ?

  134. 134
    Matthew 7-7 says:

    Madeleine McCann was Tony Blair’s leaving present. The significance of where she was abducted lays in the name of the resort and she was chosen to keep her father in line as he had voiced some concern about a Government project he had been involved with. These scumbags are all about symbolism and fear led hive mind operations.

    Notice how the night before the skull cracker absconded Sir Trevor Mcdonald was presenting a documentary about prisons on television. And now we have Lord Patten stepping down due to major heart surgery. Heart is an anagram of Earth and his initials are CP – which in another form is XP (Catholic symbolism). The Teletubbies had televisions for stomachs and aerials on their heads – It was a programme to yeah, you got it! programme young minds. It is just one example of a multitude. That is why there is so much fear based programming on the news, it is almost always about death. Most of the shit on television be it current affairs or documentaries or comedy or reality shows or whatever are MK Ultra/C.O.S.M.O.S./Monarch programming operations.

    Abusers form Psychic links with those they abuse – be it abuse in reality or the side effect of being abused/programmed by fear based television/radio/newspapers. Sounds absolutely bonkers but we are all connected via the R complex within each of our brains. When you have collections of local based hive mind most of whom have been abused when they were young they form a unit that is incredibly potent and can be easy to manipulate – however most of them will be unaware of the nature of Satanic ritualistic abuse so just one person who is aware can direct their combined force directly at the Cult rather than where the Cult wants it to go.

    And in other news interesting how the word “week” sounds just like “weak” and “pray” sounds like “prey”. Just a coincidence?! Course not! You Cult scumbags are not long for this world.

  135. 135
    A Frog says:

  136. 136
    Operation Black Vote says:

    There’s no place for identity politics in Britain.

  137. 137
    Bo'ko Harem Woolwich branch says:

    Not is lam my to pay but rich West. You pay everyone!

  138. 138
    Bo'ko Harem Woolwich branch says:

    Skull cracker is the lost S C!! Everything fits! The occasional posts when Mr McKay permits.

    I claim my £5.

  139. 139
    An Italian says:

  140. 140
    A Tripist says:


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    A Yorkshire Terrier says:

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Kind words from Mr. Wilders, but disingenuous.

    Geert heads up the Dutch ‘Party for Freedom’

    They currently have 3 MEPs in Brussels.

    Party for Freedom are considered far right, and Geert is trying to pursuade UKIP to join up with the newly formed group: European Freedom Alliance.


    Seeing as F’arage heads the EFD which itself looks set to gain seats overall in the upcoming election, the idea Geert has outlined is very likely pure b/s.

    Good luck to the EFA, but it does not make any sense whatsoever for UKIP to move, however, the less nutbar folk who are considering joining the EFA may want to consider joining EFD, but they will have to work hard in order to be accepted.

  143. 143
    Magnum 44 says:

    You’re right. It is absolutely bonkers.

  144. 144
    Anonymous says:

    Martin Fry’s changed over the years.

  145. 145
    Prison Reform Trust says:

    We think it’s outrageous that he had to serve eight years for a bit of gentle skull cracking.

  146. 146
    George says:

    I am gorgeous

  147. 147
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Indeed – but, predictably, this hasn’t stopped the MSM from headlining ‘Farage/UKIP in league with wwaaaaayyyyyyciiiiist party’ all day today.

    The smear campaign continues.

  148. 148
    Anonymous says:

    on a one dollar bill you’ll see the pyramid with the all seeing eye as the capstone triangle. what many people fail to realize is the eye is actually imprisoned within that triangle. a triangle has three points and the symbolism of that is of the three dimensions the powers that no longer be want you to be standing under – that of the notion there is only one god where as the reality is each of us is a god and each of us is a universe. they use their knowledge of the all seeing eye against the collective non knowledge of the all seeing eye.

  149. 149
    Divide and Conquer says:

    “Three cheeks of the same backside”

    “American political strategy being exported to Britain”

    “Multi-millionaire tweeters Dee vs multi-millionaire tweedle dum”


    And he’s not wrong about UKIP being far right.

  150. 150
    LibLabCon says:

    The economy regulates itself when those in government are honest.

  151. 151
    Unite and Conquer says:

    In leadership matters in times of crisis, the cream ALWAYS rises to the top.

  152. 152
    blind them says:

    the only thing you’ll be shooting will be the vatican.

  153. 153
    Blowing Whistles says:


  154. 154
    The British media are cunts says:

    Muzzie wanker on Channel 4 spouting his usual anti English anti white shit. If he hates this country so much why not fuck off and go live elsewhere? Needless to say the Channel 4 news dyke didn’t bother to ask.

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    Up to a few days ago, I was ready to vote UKIP. On hearing the news today that within a decade or so, the non white population will be a third, I have changed my mind. It cannot be long after that, that the non whites, because the number of children that have, will be a sizeable majority. The E.U. migrants are white and after several years of their kids being in school will blend in, speak english and have christian outlooks.
    What UKIP should be concentrating on is reducing the numbers of asians and africans,particularly muslims who cannot and will not integrate. There really is a problem ahead with our politicians to blame as they made it impossible to talk about race. Restricting immigration from the EU is not a good thing.Stopping immigration immediately from outside EU will help the english working class to sleep a little easier.

  156. 156
    T May says:


    Yankee go home.

  157. 157
    Ralph Miliband says:

    His brother, with a knife in the back.

  158. 158
    Bo'ko Harem Woolwich branch says:

    You fools.

    “The MPs also heard evidence that 75 to 80 women were undergoing FGM reversal operations in Britain each year.”

    Grauniad worry about girl fun, we think sell at best price.

    More cultur coming your way. Infidels.

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    Claiming4u (says the ad above as I comment) says:

    Well, if she claims compensation at the going rate, that should cover the lost deposit

  160. 160
    Bloke says:

    Moi, je suis aussi un Faragiste.

  161. 161
    R. Youshore says:

    Funny. I thought the scum settled on the surface.

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:


  163. 163
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

  164. 164
    Anonymous says:

    Why do lefties keep claiming the muslim world is outraged about Nigeria kidnapping? Bollox.

  165. 165
    Fed up Taxpayer says:

    All expenses paid by us ??

  166. 166
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Bob Dylan is a Hunt.

    Only 2,980 results on Google for this.

  167. 167
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Excellent stuff. Superb speech, Nige.

    I’m voting UKIP.

  168. 168
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Excuse me!

    By Hunt I meant Ϲunt.

  169. 169
    Little Johnny B13COW says:



  170. 170
    Lord Crystal Flower Power says:

    Dear Guido

    Re your article on my friend Patten resigning

    I wish to out my name forward to become King of the BBC

    I have all the qualifications necessary

    I am as gay as a gooseberry

    I consume vast quantities of white stuff

    I was Chairman of a highly ethical bank

    And I have God on my side

  171. 171
    A.C.A.B. says:

    Russell Brand is a c*nt……google says……..1,320,000.

  172. 172
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    I’ll write you a blowing reference.

  173. 173
    Grass says:

    …Yes ,I saw that and reckon the police should look at this hothead with a chip on his shoulder…..He is seriously radicalised and failed to hide it!!….Investigate please,CH4 news 7pm …..

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    cheche says:

    I suppose he’ll keep and eye out for them.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Tea and biscuits?

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:



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    A.C.A.B. says:

    Only 17,200 for WeirdEd…shame..

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    Salvador Dali says:

    Reality in the UK has become far stranger than fiction

    Are all the prison officers crack heads as well nowadays?

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Reminds me of the Irish Space Project that was to fly to the sun. When questioned the Project Leader said they would fly at night.

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    White rabbit says:

    We are in the ‘fantasy cycle” of reverse thinking. Shortly the ‘frustration stage’ will take place followed by the Nightmare stage’ when reality bites. We are living on borrowed time. Or rather our politicians are.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Yes, you have to suspect his attitude.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Astrazeneca must be nationalised.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Isn’t there a band called McBusted already?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    As a service to humanity at large, I offer a link that resolves to the intended destination:

  186. 186
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Hahahaha! :-D

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    RichUpNorth says:

    If the Scots vote for independence I’d be prepared to chip in for a ticket for Galloway to go back there and stay there.

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    Max C Paedo says:

    Um no I might have made that up.

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    UKIP 4 ALL says:

    Strange that the libdems want to ban smoking tobacco but want to legalise smoking marijuana which is known to cause serious long term mental illness in young people.

    Maybe mental illness is a prime qualification for voting libdem?

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    K9 watch says:

    I hope the dog can sleep tonight. it can’t have been a pleasant experience.

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    Gordon is going to help the Nigers says:

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    Peter Sellers says:

    I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!

    That’s not my dog

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Which is odd, and demonstrates how fundamentally retarded the UK media is.

    Geert in particular has a bit of a beef very specifically with !slam.

    You cannot be rac!st towards a religion.

    Not sure about Le Penn, but the FN I think are close to BeanP in philosophy – sort of.

    What the press are not pointing out is that most of these extremist ‘Conservative’ European parties are funded in part by M’oscow – as the son of Maximum Imbecile David Cameron is.

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    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    You bet !

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    Leon Brittan says:

    You ain’t seen me. Right?

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    It’s not the way I tell them.

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Gordon Brown is a Ϲunt got 124,000 hits on Google – the first is curiously a domain name featuring the exact search sans spaces.

    J Clarkson called Gordon Brown a Ϲunt in 2009:

    Gordon Brown, in my estimation, is a total Ϲunt.

    That was worth the Google :-)

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    A mass of twats says:

    How odd. 2 pints of Stella just twittered the exact same. Labour propaganda HQ has issued a twatter diktat.

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    ABBA says:

    Do the Swedes want it back then?

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    Socialist says:

    All you greedy types don’t realise it’s capitalism that’s caused so much misery and devastation. Only socialism provides the framework for social justice, democracy, equality and mutual cooperation for the collective good.

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    If you asked the congenitally retarded and ill informed David Cameron the question: Will man ever walk on the sun ? – The answer will be an poorly phrased rambling about the evils of global warming maybe with some token comments about sun spots and carbon.

    If you are tempted to ask the congenitally retarded and ill informed David Cameron this question, ensure to do so in the House where at least the Speaker can shut him up.

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    Guido, either your best-wished-sign off is a sarcastic wind-up, or else you are going native and being nice to the LibLabCoNazis.

    Look, a dog bit her, but she’s a Tory so it doesn’t matter – and anyway she’s going against UKIP wihch is a very very bad and wrong thing to do.

    Obviously the dog now immediately needs preventive veterinary treatment for any lurghies it might have caught from a LibLabCon-politico, but that’s all.

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    tony Blair says:

    Socialism made me rich. Not that I was really a socialist mind.

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    I really don’t think that the BritishPolitical-EnemyClass realises yet how very, very angry all dogs are now getting, at the attempted demolition of Britain by the said-Enemyclass.

    You have only to see their expressions every time they go for walkies. The anticipation of meeting a LibLabCoNazi politico, and “engaging with him/her”, is plainly there.

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    JH325425332451234 says:

    If I was a Nigerian girl I would be shitting myself right now.

    They will probably all be sold in to sexual slavery within six months once the Fife fuckup has worked his magic.

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    Anonymous says:

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    JH325425332451234 says:

    Yeah, you don’t hear much about the evils of slabbery from the usual suspects in cases like this.

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Due to a highly political childhood where the little weirdo Ed Milliband was subjected to a continuous diet of political lefty claptrap from his hateful communist father and other assorted Marxist big heads and pompous lefty hypocrites, I reckon weird Ed has no ability whatsoever to be able to have a normal conversation about anything outside of politics.

    I have come to this conclusion after listing to him (when I have the stomach for it) when interviewed, at which times it is apparent to me that he has no idea what he is saying in relation to actual life. When he speaks, usually in answer to a question, it is devoid of any grounding in reality but just a collection of words that are political theory in the abstract.

    In his sad fucked-up head he believes all the things that his former self, the goofy young Milliband, had learnt from his father madrasa (a father who he saw as some kind of prophet on earth) but due to being a privileged little twat he has never had to put his fathers holy Marxist teaching to test in the real world.

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    It’s all their nasty little minds can come up with, that and insults.

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    How exactly did Ed Miliband make the money he claims to have ?

    Was that off of some innovation, or did he just cash in on his dead Dad ?

  212. 212 says:

    I always feel better when an EU ponce steals my job instead of a global ponce.

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    Do me another says:

    Whp’s payin?

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    Can Madonna buy a job lot ?

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    Question of our times says:

    Is there a more odious person than Tony Blair? I know Ed Balls is still alive but Blair still edges ahead.

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    Red Ed's grandfather fought for the Red Army against his own people says:

    Red Ed’s dead marxist dad was left a house in the will of some dear old lady – this grew in value and the dead marxist dad left it to his sons – who had been awarded scholarships for the underprivileged to Oxford.

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    The nightmare stage will be when the LibLabCon realize their game is up and start to sulk.

    Cameron sulking is fairly normal, Sam Cam is very tolerant of that.

    But imagine if Clegg and Miliband are at it as well.

    Seeing as Justine has recently won the battle to get Ed to sit with his back straight – all that hard work will be undone with the next poll result.

    Clegg slobbing around the mansion in a slouchy malaise will perhaps not impress his wife either.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Good points being made above – however could i return to the game of Chess – a real thinking man’s game.

    A King and Queen set out to kill another King and Queen. Both sides have their armies of ‘expendable’ Knights, Bishops, Castles and Pawns.

    So it’s a game of one dynasty out to kill another – and to thus rule over.

    The pawns are essential to the K and Q’s survival so much so that they really are just cannonfodder. They are fed just enough info directed and moved here and there during the game but are essential of no worth.

    i could continue here but safe to say the msm ain’t likely to publish this kinda thing unless they plagerise i’s fucking theory.

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Thank you :-)

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    Theresa May says:

    Happy Leon Brittan Day for tomorrow.

    It IS tomorrow, isn’t it? Or was it yesterday?

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Al Campbell ? A more offensive bouquet than Blair to my nose.

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    Banned says:

    He didn’t do anything really serious like not pay the tv licence or get caught doing 32 in a 30 zone.

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    Lampshade says:

    To be honest, I rather like him. I disagree hs politics, but I think we are all better off for having him around.

  224. 224
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Hello troll – trying to say summit in some mans other moniker name?

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    Those were the days says:

    I have a friend who became addicted to smoking tobacco because he used to mix his hash into it.

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    Slime says:

    Don’t forget Mandelson

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    La Mission Civilisatrice says:

    Why is he going? Do they not have enough hideous white men in Nigeria to tell them waht to do?

  228. 228
    Ghost of the real Mrs.T. says:

    And to think you’re also a Mrs.T. — you hopeless ConLibLabia

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Man up Ed. Didn’t watch this until now – but OMFG – Slither, slither, slither, creep, creep cretin.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Actually, “Skull” Cracker doesn’t sound quite as menacing when you discover his first name is actually Jacob.

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    Karpov says:

    You don’t play much chess do you? The whole titanic struggle in a game of chess is often resolved by the minute advantage confered by the better positioning of a single pawn.

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    Max Clifford's tiny cock says:

    No he’s totally different, I’m the person (not troll, that’s you) paid by m*s$ad to wind you up.

    You fuckwit..!

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Hey CO ‘whatever!!!’ – And the establishment still want to talk / promote him up to being something – of course doesn’t that leads to what the establishment really are a bunch of …./s?

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    Cliff says:

    I hope I’m not next

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    still, it could be worse says:

    maybe he’s hiding at his brother Prawn’s place.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Coffey and a quick bite.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i have walked all over the Sun and its dirty fucking bastard proprietor for years.

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    Hannukkah Rice says:

    I don’t want legions of Euro left-footers in MY beautiful country, neither do I want legions of useless mosquito’s, blicks, or parkys. Deport them all, no exceptions.

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    Roger Helmet says:

    Hello ladies. I’m not really a creep.

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    Idyll says:

    Most surprisingly for a vicious criminal, he had a happy childhood, what with being raised by his mum, Christmas, and his Beatles fan dad, Spinal.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Now what was it that Maggie said …. “If they attack you personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.”

    And that would have been before the troy party became infested with all manner of low-life degenerates.

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    Churchill ohhhhh yeeesss! says:

    British dogs for British owners. Send the German shepherds back to Germany.
    Can’t walk round the park without a load of foreign breeds pissing and crapping in the’s disgusting. Those owners should no better.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Upon reflection – Well there were degenerates there at the time, but they seem to hvae completely taken over now.

  244. 244
    Max Clifford's tiny cock says:

    Whilst walking beside your imaginary friend, Robin.

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    Churchill ohhhhh yeeesss! says:


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    Pervy Pete says:

    Fuck me…Kuenssberg looks fucking sexy on NN 2nite!

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    The Boys in Blue and their Summer Holiday says:

    How come the MET are going to Portugal for the Summer? The sensible bean counter would have sent them out of season.

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    Anonymous says:

    Ed’s voice is getting odder. And wtf is he doing with is mouth?

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    Another Frog says:

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    One may make such a joke about the Irish and no one cares.Try making a similar joke about a black person or a Muslim. Tell one about Mohammed and you are a gonner.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i am going to hunt out that article from the MOS which implied He and Brun were very close at the hip! if you know wot i mean like?

    Happy fucking birthday – you low-life narcissistic internationale establishment promoted criminal Blair. if someone don’t getya with a gun – i will do all in my legal and lawful inalienable rights to get you. i promise.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Oh and i am now being flattered that some spineless man or woman has to use that old moniker to try and gain some comment / context worth.

    Lordd D newberger is a fucking hunt of the highest odure!

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    Hillo billo says:

    Never mind that..they’ve sent Gordon to help those poor girls.

    Gordon of Cartoon. Captain Jonah. The kiss of death. Mr calamity. The walking fuckup. Dr death. The green gobshite. The creature for the black latrine. The man with no brains. Jimmy the jerk off. The Scottish disease. The one man army of Armageddon. The clunking fist. The one eyed son of the nonce. The king of the pole in his pants.

    If they had any chance before, it’s gone now.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    @ CO

    I always do such searches in quote marks so I only get the string in that order. I often do this* to see if what I have posted is unique to me or has been said before.

    *to short passages of my post, obviously not the whole thing.

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    Chuka Umunna says:

    I look much sexier!

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Funny that in Nick Robinson’s report on the BBC news about the Pfizer takeover he failed to mention that the shafting Cadbury’s got came under the last Labour government, yet for some reason old Toenails’s didn’t think it was worth mentioning that despite Labour now being the ones demanding AstraZeneca be protected.

    Perhaps Toenails should ask Chucky why he and Beaker fucked up in 2010?

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Compared to rat faced Krusty Wart and no tits Maitlis anyone would look good.

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    She's dressed up for chuka says:

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    You would just have to stuff something in her mouth so you don’t have to hear the screech. Not a problem, come to think of it.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Hope he’s booked himself into a nice 5 star hotel, wouldn’t want the one eyed jock fuckwit to rough it now would we?

    Perhaps he is looking for a job to run the economy in Nigeria?

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    Anonymous says:

    UK anger over ‘secret’ EU financial transaction tax plan
    The Chancellor has accused the EU of working in “secret” to agree a financial transaction tax that threatens the City of London

    Dave and george stuffed again by the EU.

    Can you really believe Cameron on Europe any longer? He just rolls over every time. He really does need to grow a pair. We must be a laughing stock to Merkel and Hollande.
    You know what to do

    Vote UKIP

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Murders a lot of people though. Just look at Labour’s 13 years in office, not just the 500,000 in your war in Iraq or the 100,000 in Afghanistan but the thousands that were killed by pretty gay boy Bumhum.

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    Share holders come first says:

    Err. we are a free country and the state does not tell business how to conduct its business.

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    Hannukkah Rice says:

    My inner geek thinks you could have a decent conversation with Ed provided you kept it to Star Trek, Star Wars, science fiction, Klingon etc. If I was gonna have a pint with any of them it’d be Farage. I wouldn’t have anything to say to Cameron, I’ve got nothing in common with him. As for Cleggy, if you got him pissed enough, he’d probably burn something down.

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    Rev Historian says:

    Good point, why send the special forces when all we need is the Hollywood A-list?

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Freddie Starr looks like a devastated man.

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    Rev Historian says:

    Ever seen the Galloway Watch YouTube channel? He lies like a cheap watch.
    What’s with the fancy dress? Is he trying to impress Moscow or Islamabad?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    "laura kuenssberg tits" are an odd couple of things to do an internet search for. Someone with very specific requirements for their porn…— Stephen (@B!llyGottaJob) October 2, 2010

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    Anonymous says:

    You write like a Lynton Crosby EU funded paid troll ?
    Do you get overtime after 8pm ?

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    H@rriet H@rman and J'ack Dr0mey says:

    Yes pls…..

  271. 271
    Anonymous says:

    Nick Clegg is a cnut.

    And, the Lib Dems are polling single digit figures.

    Thats all you need to know.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:
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    Millitwat Go Home says:

    “debate him”, “lootenant”

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    Anonymous says:

    Maybe Boko Harum needed a big plane to move 200 girls around the place ?

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    still, it could be worse says:

    En Route ?

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    Britannia says:

    Fuck ‘em.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    oh, fuck….

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    You are toilets Maguire and i claim your scalp – Magoo.

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    Anonymous says:

    The prisons are full 35% with Mussies… what do you want them to do ? Let the kiddie r@pists and terr0ists go free or put them in an open prison ?

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    BP says:

    In principle yes. But when you think about how British business gets shafted in America, I see no reason why we should let Pfizer have a free run here.

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    Anonymous says:

    I doubt even the skull cracker could knock any sense into Milliband, Clegg and Cameron.. would be worth paying the licence fee to watch though..

  282. 282
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Whos been taking the pee out of who dimfuck?

  283. 283
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    To Karpov – a pawn is a legion or more of expendable pleblike cannonfodded.

    Your Move.

  284. 284
    Enis Penvy says:

    I agree. I’d plough her into the next ice age.

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    Ed Mili meets the plebs says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Clegg lied about eating McDonalds on LBC last week.

    Camerons being lying about an EU referendum for years.

    Milliband must have been lied to by his parents when they said they loved both of sons equally.

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    And the other 60 million? says:

    Ed Miliband and Emma Reynolds just popped down to Streatham to meet Chuka’s constituent?


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    Nick Clegg says:


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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    @BW: You highlight perhaps the most pathological aspect of the denial that some are in. The B’oko H’aram thing does not need Gordon Brown finally acting out his sexual frustrations experienced under Blair, whilst Blair was seeking release in S’ierra L’eone and else where, bringing his perverse guilt about R’wanda to climax.

    There is something deeply unsavoury about Brown’s concern for those young girls, which does not come across as innocent paternalism, but appears more the projections of a weak willed pimp who has had someone muscle in on his patch.

    @OR: I enjoyed your post and insight, did the logical next step (unoriginal entirely) and was surprised. First time I had bothered to search that in Google myself.

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    Lampshade says:

    Oh I agree, he’s a huge humbug. Doesn’t stop me liking him however.

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    Anonymous says:

    At least Mandelson was like the Ronson of Labour newarks, you know what he’s like and what he can do.

    Cameron on the other hand is like a Judas, a slippery lying cast iron bullshitting ‘let me pretend to be conservative’ kind of judas.

    Judas Cameron pretends to be one thing, and does exactly the opposite.

    Take being a Christian, we had his nauseating speech over Easter where he proclaimed to be the great Christian defender and a man of faith, yet last year he was insructing the government to prosecute poor nurses for daring to wear a Christian cross to work ?!

    Not only is Cameron a judas lying slippery snake, he is also a hypocrite.

    So on that basis, is there a person more odious than Blair.. ?
    Well yes, David Cameron the self proclaimed heir to Blair.

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    Ctesibius says:

    Not quite the whole story. The house was left to the Milliband brothers in a sophisticated type of trust structure, now illegal, so that it could be passed to them tax free – i.e. Evading tax.

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    Mug Watch says:

    Yes another beverage for Mr Miliband. Does that guy ever do any work?

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    Abdul the envelope stuffer in Lahore says:

    Don’t worry Ed. We are licking the envelopes as fast as we can.

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    H@rriet H@rman @ says:

    Will there be a Happy H@rriet H@rman day for me J@ck Dr0mey when we’ve passed, but before they discover the awful truth about what we did when we sponsored P I E ?

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    Jeremy 'TaxPlan' Paxman says:

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    The British media are cunts says:

    My issue is Labour taking the moral high ground when they were the ones doing the shafting. Nick Robinson doesn’t think that’s relevant when it is.

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    The rest of the known universe says says:

    We’ve got to get rid of the reds.

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    Anonymous says:

    Limp Dems in single figures – Clegg has got to be told to fcuk off before he decimates the party.

    Its almost as if the LibDems are enjoying the public humiliation like one of their S&M games that involve pervy MP’s, oranges, tights, Chris Huhhhhne and assorted other sexual perverts from Portsmouth, or even special P I E guests from Labours H@rriet H@rman and J@ack Dr0mey…

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    Anonymous says:

    Because Milliband thinks it will “play” well in the media… he learnt that from Cameron.

    Being a complete and utter cnut also has a part to play we’re sure.

  302. 302
    The revolution says:

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    Ed Milibiscuit says:

    Streatham is nearly in Balham.

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    Anonymous says:

    But we have been suffering Business Terrorism for years. Why have so many of our household name English companies disappeared?

    Every one was being run by a person from another country. One was run by a person that refused point blank to be seen with an Union Jack. Others have simply been sabotaged.

    They have systematically stolen all our pensions, and sold off, or relocated the businesses abroad. Why do we even thing that these people are in it to develop the company further. Most are there only for their own agenda. It does not matter how badly they are doing we reward them the same bonuses etc. If they are really bad we pay them off with more.

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    A Reader says:

    They give other Hunts special foot cleaning facilities, and rooms to do prayers five times a fucking day, what the fuck is wrong with a crucifix.

    Time for crusade, and fuck those government Hunts who would get in the way of the true Lord.

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    His innocence has not been proven as it was never in any doubt in the first place : He was never charged.

    The subtle implication from what may be presumed his lawyer that the CPS decision has somehow proved his innocence is disturbingly subversive in the absence of charge.

    Freddy does look a mess, much of that is likely due to nervous tension.

    Despite the absence of charges, he was reportedly banned from being alone with his own children on the basis of allegation, and has likely run up some large legal bills in dealing with that b/s alone.

    Something is truly fucked with some of this situation – it is time for the real perverts in Westminster to be put through the mill properly as there perhaps is enough evidence to charge and prosecute them, assuming the CPS are not colluding to cover up their wrongdoing – again.

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    Dogs have such marvelous instincts that way don’t you find?

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    táxpáyér says:

    Looks like Dave got a re-negotiation, it just went even more against this countries interests.

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    táxpáyér says:


  310. 310
    táxpáyér says:

    oh and murdering 100 million people.

  311. 311
    táxpáyér says:

    the sun’s printed with fluoride

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    Podiceps says:

    Well, personally I find that small terriers, especially Jack Russells, are often owned by people with severe personality disorders and mirror the tendencies of their owners.

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    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Did Ed not take the opportunity to tell Chuckie’s constituent that she is over-weight and that she would not be allowed to eat those cupcakes on the table when he is in charge?

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    Anonymous says:


    Nigel delivered a blinding speech to the good people of Sheffield.

    They seem to like a lot up there.

    Doesn’t bode well for Clegg thats for sure.

    Funny how the media never, never, ever, report on any of the themes that Nigel talked about for 30 mins + in that video.

    As he said, they refuse to discuss the issues and simply ignore them.

    When you hear Nigels plain speaking, it really brings into focus how god damm awful and stifled the LibLabCon are with their annaly retentive sound bites and wishy washy contradictory statements.

    Good man Nige.

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    Getreal says:

    About as outraged as it was about 9/11!

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    Getreal says:

    Didn’t Germans used to tell jokes about Poles, portraying them as lazy, dumb and thieves?
    I wonder if the Germans can still tell them. We’d certainly get locked up if we made our Poles the butt of such jokes.

    Q: A Polish and Russian guy are in a car together, who’s driving? A: The Police.

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    Getreal says:

    What’s he got against the other 199?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    A nigerian 5 star hotel? Oxymoron.

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    lost in the Daily Telegraph says:

    He should be very grateful to the CPS for what they have done for him.

    He looks as if he has aged 20 years in 16 months.

    He should get to see a lawyer to arrange some sort of compensation.

    The only problem is that many of those no win no fee merchants are being pushed out of the market by Cameron and his business friends.

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    William Wallace says:

    When Scotland is independent there will be a very warm welcome for Pfizer in Scotland.

    Vote for a free Scotland, vote for a better free market orientated future without any control or input from Cameron, Miliband Darling and Alexander.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Anyone for cup cakes?


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    Vladamir Putain says:

    This just shows what a weak candidate is being peddled by the ever more pathetic Tories.

    A strong candidate would have engaged the mutt in combat and strangled it to death.

  323. 323
    Vladamir Putain says:

    Why dont you get hold of your Bible and wave it all about !

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    JH325425332451234 says:

    Think about it though… for at least the next 200 years the descendants of those girls can basically do whatever they want, and whenever pulled up on it blame it on the ‘legacy of slavery’. Swings and roundabouts.

    Or does it only work when the slavers are pale-skinned? Might have found a flaw in my plan here.

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    Sadly, it must be said says:

    Probably too subtle

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    U Kip If You Want To says:

    And not donated to charity or used to help establish something for the benefit of the community. No instead it was used for the acquisition of private dynastic capital.

    Fabian socialists are good at spending other peoples money and lecturing us about the evils of capitalism but have no qualms keeping their own and acquiring even more.

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    There should be no expression of gratitude or otherwise towards the CPS.

    If they had a credible case they would have proceeded.

    Gratitude would imply that they had done him some sort of favour, thus undermining justice.

    That it took the CPS so long to arrive at their decision, allowing the police to keep this guy on bail for well over a year without charge, is in roughly the same bucket as the similar b/s that has been going on with journalists who were caught up in the phone hacking scandal.

    Freddy himself deserves neither sympathy or censure – his apparent nervous exhaustion is one of the side effects of being put through the situation he has. Again – look to the referred journalists for similar.

    Now, absent any charges, why social services were allowed into the fray to deny him his rights to be close to the younger members of his family – perhaps also a bail condition – really does need to be looked into.

    Would regard the events here, as with the journalists, as variations on politically motivated detention without trial, measures which the government would be best focusing on actual criminals, and those sections of society on which real public opinion is turning against – if the government wishes to exercise justice in this manner that is.

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    In his overweight ‘Chuck Norris after an acid bath and curry’ persona, Prescott would have kicked it in the head, eaten it on the spot and got straight back on the campaign trail without missing a beat.

    Why are not all politicians living up to the Labour examples ?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    If only Skullcracker had been nicknamed Settlednicelybackinthecommunity we wouldn’t have had this problem?

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    Anonymous says:

    NGO’s et al have to stay somewhere. It’s not easy throwing around £ millions of tax payers money.Foreign aid is hard work!

  331. 331
    albacore says:

    With a Parliament solely of bitches and curs
    Take a look at their contempt for their customers
    Speaking English in England – why, who would want that?
    Let the English learn gibberish, that’s their diktat

  332. 332
    Village Idiot says:

    ….They have nothing to offer this country except lazy politics by staying in the wretched,corrupt,waste of money,strangulating EU!…They have nothing to offer the British people of any substance that would be beneficial to Britain,quite the opposite,and this is why they will do badly!
    …If they showed a bit of loyalty to Britain and its’ people,young and old,their ratings may improve,but they backed a loser in pinning their hopes on “IN” the EU,which alienates a large amount of voters!

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    Re : Picture of Helmer asleep.
    Why not? There is nothing to do in that so-called parliament. It does not make laws, it cannot block them, it cannot amend them. It is nothing but a third-rate albeit very expensive debating society and that is why if UKIP succeeds there will be NO British MEPs whether awake or asleep.
    Do you know of another group of politicians who are asking the public to vote them OUT of a gravy-train?

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    still, it could be worse says:

    wee Willy says NATO troop placements should worry Russia.
    Please shut the fuck up.

  335. 335
    Village Idiot says:

    …..If he was involved,charge him,but if he was not,what are they doing treating him in this way!
    ..The cruelty meted out by this country nowadays is unbelievable,to sick,disabled,elderly,suspects and so on….We may be a Christian country,but our politicians who implement these callous methods,without any hint of empathy or sympathy,or indeed,kindness,beggars belief!…It was not always like this,but during the last 40years ,I have seen a deterioration in how people are treated by public services,coincidentally,tied up with EU membership and mass immigration,especially non-EU migrants,who often work in these services!

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    Loupy Lou LLB (Hons) says:

    Is this not in breach of his right to a family life?

  337. 337
    Banned says:

    Meanwhile….predatory gay MPs can grope people with impunity and get away with it.

  338. 338
    El Gordo McMental says:

    I would recommend zero-hours contracts to anyone. Mine suits me perfectly.

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    NATO troop deployments should remind Russ!a where the real lines in the sand are.

    Russ!a would lose in a confrontation with NATO, and they know it.

  340. 340
    Vlad the Invader says:

    No fucking swearing.

  341. 341
    Nigel says:

    No way. Russia’s brilliant.

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    still, it could be worse says:

    what does win mean in that scenario ?

  343. 343
    STOP PRESS says:

    Gordon’s flight to Nigeria diverted to Syria. Gordon arrested for war crimes,

    Assad offers to swop Gordon for Bliar.

    Bliar declines offer and makes donation of 10M to Gordon’s charity.

    A smiling Hague says this is terrible news.

    Whoops sorry it was a dream.

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    Successfully repulse R’uss!a if they attempted to invade a NATO country.

  345. 345
    anon says:

    Tie his hands behind his back and you won’t get a peep out of him!

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    C O (Ξ7t1) says:

    @VI: Certain recent activities on the part of the justice system seem to run counter to the perceived norms that have apparently prevailed in the UK.

    The justice system should be independent of political interference, but as C’yril S’mith demonstrates, that is not the case and has not been the case for a long time now.

    The M’itchell case clearly demonstrates how the police were politicized – that could in part be a factor here as it is the police, not the CPS, who were responsible for keeping S’tarr in a state of limbo for so long.

    It would be interesting to find out what the CPS meant in their release about not proceeding with one set of allegations as it was ‘not in the public interest’.

    In these cases, with multiple claimed victims, there are usually common details in the witness statements that come up in the investigation that strengthen the overall case. Look at the C’lifford case details to get that.

    If the CPS could not even bring charges on relating to nearly all allegations on the grounds of ‘no reasonable chance of prosecution’ it would mean that the statements failed this simple sniff test, which would imply that on balance they were likely all false.

    The one which was not in the public interest is curious.

    Do not suspect the CPS have cut S’tarr a break, or S’tarr has at any time done anything wrong himself in relation to those allegations, but would suspect the CPS is trying to save face.

    What they are really saying is this:

    Against the utter bullshit of all allegations bar one, the CPS cannot proceed with the marginally more credible bullshit as it is bullshit, despite CPS prosecutors wanting to in order to advance their own careers.

    They cannot of course say that the investigation has shown that the allegations against S’tarr are bullshit as that may hurt the feelings of the non-victims which came forward.

    Political correctness of the CPS – case closed: Guilty.

    State agency presumption of guilt absent even any charges, as demonstrated by Social Services – case closed: Guilty.

    This case has lifted the lid on a nasty can of worms – now the MSM will ignore it.

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    gormless voter says:

    Has the pooch been checked for post traumatic stress disorder and been offered any counselling.
    and what price will the pups be?

  348. 348
    Anonymous says:

    I’m guessing this is something to do with racism or smearing in some way, but I dont wish to spare six minutes of my life to find out

  349. 349
    Anonymous says:

    “Tories Face Ruff Treatment in Newark”
    but discover solution to doorstep questions about cuts in the armed forces. A dog that has a bite bigger than its bark. Might this mean that turning HS2 into a ghost train, to carry south all those souls lost to an underfunded NHS, is also in the offing?

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    Have you ever considered wearing a tin foil hat? After reading that I would say it would suit you very well.

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    Don't believe the lying toerags in parliament says:

    Contrary to the little dig against UKIP above it seems Roger Helmer is turning out to be a big hit in Newark where people have welcomed him like a knight in shining armour.

    UKIP’s Roger Helmer MEP, candidate for the Newark by-election writes:

    “On Wednesday, I went for the first time (as a declared by-election candidate) to Newark, and walked around the market square with twenty or so UKIP activists, carrying placards and rosettes (and my thanks to all of them for coming). We were surrounded by reporters and cameramen. And I was simply astonished by the reaction of stallholders and the public in the square. They shouted. They cheered. They roared approval. It was (as a colleague said) “seismic beyond words”.

    “A Guardian journalist who was covering the event affirmed in astonishment “I’ve covered a lot of by-elections, and I’ve simply never seen a reaction like that!” I’ve been in politics (and representing Newark in the European parliament) for fifteen years, and I’ve never seen anything like it, either.

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