May 6th, 2014

Ribble Valley Tories Weigh Up Evans Re-Selection

Nigel Evans, cleared by a jury of his peers and welcomed back into the Tory fold, now faces a battle to save his political career. As Guido revealed in the Sun on Sunday, Evans’ local Ribble Valley association has been ringing around Tory MPs asking their opinion on whether he should remain as the candidate for 2015. They harbour reservations about Evans continuing as their MP beyond the next election and want to gauge the “Westminster feeling”. Will Evans’ popularity among his colleagues in parliament be enough…


  1. 1
    Brittan of Leon says:

    I’m free !

  2. 2
    RegVarney says:

    hes a grade-A maggot

  3. 3
    Free the Max One says:

    Filth on a stick

  4. 4
    Local Party Chairman says:

    I’ll be buggered if he gets reselected

  5. 5
    Ptisme says:

    He’s a touchy-feely kinda guy.

  6. 6
    The Lobbyist says:

    Evans may have been an idiot, but at least he is an honest idiot. I know that he has worked hard for the Ribble Valley and its residents. And most importantly he was found NOT guilty of the charges laid against him. By all means get another candidate who is an old Etonian and in politics for the expenses. No-one could ever accuse Evans of that.

  7. 7
    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    It isn’t the poxy parliamentary party whom Evans’ local Conservative Association should be contacting for their views, it is their paid up members, supporters and known voters, they are the ones who count, not the Westminster parasites. What a bunch of wankers to go about deselecting a truly deserving cause in this pathetic way.

  8. 8
    a voter says:

    Even though he was cleared of the charges against him,after reading
    details of his behaviour I wouldn’t vote for him if he was standing in my

  9. 9
    Andy Car Park says:

    He honked my dork under the table at a rubber chicken do. Not to be trusted.

    The c*ntry’s full of sh*rt-lif*ers. It’s a fuc*ing abominatio*. Vote UK*P.

  10. 10
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Okay, we have to put up with bum sexers but degeneracy on top?

  11. 11
    catesby says:

    I bet anything Scameron will personally back him at least privately.

  12. 12
    ex Tory Voter says:

    He really came across poorly in his trial.

  13. 13
    Hi Nigel says:

    Slight reworking Lobbyist:

    I may have been an idiot, but at least I am an honest idiot. I know that I have worked hard for the Ribble Valley and its residents. And most importantly I was found NOT guilty of the charges laid against me. By all means get another candidate who is an old Etonian and in politics for the expenses. No-one could ever accuse me of that.

  14. 14
    Ken Livingstone says:

    The Tory Party is riddled with perverts deviants homosexuals!

  15. 15
    Just asking says:

    What if he was making an attempt to fondle your balls?

  16. 16
    Fred the pensioner says:

    With a Conservative Association as gormless as this lot seem to be, the place should be renamed the Wibble Valley.

  17. 17
    a voter says:

    He’d be disappointed as I don’t have any.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Stick your finger in the air and see which way the wind is blowing. Failing that, stick your hand down a man’s trousers – that’ll do the trick.

  19. 19
    Ivor Biggun says:

    He’d probably leave you alone, then, but I agree with you. I wouldn’t vote for him if I lived in his constituency.

  20. 20
    Lard Presclott of Chipolata-upon-Tracey-Temple says:

    Hopefully not – he’s a dreadful little greasy pole climber – not fit to be an MP, but then so many aren’t.

  21. 21
    Status Quo says:

    Stick with Nigel. He was a much better Deputy Speaker than the current Speaker.

  22. 22
    Lard Presclott of Chipolata-upon-Tracey-Temple says:

    He’ll be right behind him – and he’s no Max Clifford in the size stakes, allegedly.

  23. 23
    Norma Stitz says:

    Politicians seem to think that any misbehaviour that falls marginally short of criminal is perfectly acceptable. He’s a self-admitted drunken lecher. Why should anybody vote for him?

  24. 24
    Lard Presclott of Chipolata-upon-Tracey-Temple says:

    Hi Nigel. The fact that you may be preferable to Bercow is only very marginally in your favour – Bercow is absolutely awful, a dreadful arriviste lickspittle that should be done away with. As I say, marginally better than that is no recommendation. You’d best start looking for a real job – McDonald’s has opportunities.

  25. 25
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Many a good Ribble Valley Conservative will be turning in their grave at the thought of Nigel Evans being re-selected.

  26. 26
    dr river says:

    if he is deselected britian, if it is to became anywhere near a fair country, must have anomninty for the accused.

    the current law is used by the dark forces to ruin people.

    guilty after being proven innocent is a new one.

  27. 27
    Thostids says:

    Dark forces? Ruination? Hand down other men’s trousers is well on the way to ruination, despite the best efforts of the bumsex brigade to make it not only normal but compulsory. If the Ribble CA keep the bugger they deserve the same hatred ridicule and contempt.

  28. 28
    The Growler says:

    In that picture of him he has received a big surprise which has delighted him. Really the local con party show something lacking if they have to ring round other MPs, are they afraid Dave the Magnificent will get very angry if he is not selected, other Cons phoned might of the same mind as young Evansl

  29. 29
    Gaystapo says:

    Dave — you’d better make sure Nigel Evans is not de-selected, otherwise we will cause you big, BIG trouble — remember, we bumsexers are right behind you

  30. 30
    Glyn H says:

    Quite so! This geezer was Deputy Speaker for Christ sake; he went around behaving like a pissed up teenager. He is an Member of Parliament! Out, Out, Out! There are plenty who would like the preferment who can control themselves. And be happy with £65k. You should only apply for selection once you have proved yourself competent and capable; that includes having made yourself financially secure. A plague on these cheapskate twats on all sides!

  31. 31
    Rupert (often mistakenly called Eris) says:

    I’d vote for Evans to stand – on Uranus.

  32. 32
    ned ludd says:

    Nigel will be an upstanding member. On no missus dont. Race you to the toilet ken. What a shower of shite.

  33. 33

    After what he DID admit to in court the pervert should not be employed in any public role least of all an MP

  34. 34
    Right Full Rudder says:

    He was found not guilty of anything criminal. What was not challenged was that he goes round putting his hands down people’s pants when he fancies a bit. I put it to you that doing that at the office Christmas party at any organisation would get you shown the door fairly quickly. Apart from the Tory party, the Labour party and the LibDems.

  35. 35
    Mike Hancock says:

    Hey everyone, I’m still in parliament. I’m too ill to face charges for my sexual assaults but not too ill to collect my salary, taken out of your wages. Now come here you saucy interns…

  36. 36
    My crystal ball sees all. says:

    An MP’s sexuality matters naught to your average voter, but landing yourself in court because you can’t keep your hands to yourself is another matter. The trial may have resulted in acquittal, but it’s left an indelible stain on his character.

    Personally, I think Evans has more neck, than sheep has fanny for even thinking the locals would wish him to stand again! Do the right thing, Evans.

  37. 37
    Rightallalong says:

    I just hope he washes his hands ‘after’. It should be a health and safety concern.

  38. 38
    thostids says:

    With any luck, Mr Hancock could be found not guilty by reason of insanity and banged up in a loonie bin. The only difference between Mr Hancock and Mr Devani, apart from the charges, is that Mr Devani can look forward to a stay in South Africa until he’s fit to emulate Mr Pistorius. They do still have the death penalty in South Africa, don’t they? Or did we insist that they waive it as a condition of extradition? Whichever, Mr Hancock should at least stand trial. After all, if Evans can be acquitted why not Hancock too?

  39. 39
    A little over 5 feet in the shade says:

    You make me feel right at home, big boy.

  40. 40
    Death by Bongo says:

    Nigel Evans is a disgrace to the office of Member of Parliament and must be deselected. He is free to have sex with other men if that is his predilection but he clearly used his position to influence others attempt to evade justice and it has brought him a degree of protection that was unwarranted.

  41. 41
    John Bellingham says:

    The point that the αρσενοκοίτης fanciers miss, is that although Evans was found not guilty of criminal offences, had he been a heterosexual preying on young women in their teens and early twenties, his behaviour would not be tolerated for a moment in any other venue of employment except maybe a few Albanian or Serbian run Brothels in North London.

  42. 42
    More tea,vicar? says:

    I think Nige should go and play his pink oboe elsewhere – perhaps in a Parisian pissoir. Or he could give lessons to all those young wannabe PPCs. I’m sure he would be delighted to take them in hand.

  43. 43
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    He can climb my greasy pole any time that he likes. He’s adorable – and such a tease.

  44. 44
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    Poor chap. Nigel seems to have got the shit end of stick.

  45. 45
    The Way It Is says:

    Now then all you pro-homosexual people, you go around saying there’s no difference between gay or straight behaviour? That’s why you so wanted “gay marriage”? Well then, suppose Evans had been exposed at his trial as behaving the same (admittedly non-criminal) way around women. Would he still be a Tory MP today? I reckon Dave would have kicked him out. Follow your own logic and treat people equally.

  46. 46
    inside out says:

    He is supposed to be his constituents representative in Parliament.If all his electorate are perverts and drunken lechers, he is doing a good job,if they are not he should go, as he is not representing their standards and values.

  47. 47
    My crystal ball sees all. says:

    Mistake going on DP.

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