May 6th, 2014

UKIP Choose Helmer for Newark


176 Comments

  1. 1
    Racey Spigot says:

    Is he Newark’s cup of tea?

  2. 2
    David Cameron says:

    blokes a moron.

  3. 3
    Double Dim Jim on The BBC. says:

    Cowardly Farage!

  4. 4
    Brittan of Leon says:

    I’m Free.

  5. 5
    thostids says:

    An excellent candidate. He should do serious damage to the entrenched “Tory” vote that liked Mercer and loath Cameron’s limp-wristed, Metropolitan mincers.
    Oh yes!

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Hey!

  7. 7
    Joey says:

    Hes a euro sceptic but he’s not sceptical about expenses

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    A typical UKIP doddering old weirdo then, bravo Nige.

  9. 9
    ukipoff says:

    UKIP – a kippin snooze…………….

  10. 10
    Dot Cottons fag says:

    Why did you change the photo, previous one wasn’t derogative enough. You’re an establishment arsewipe Guido old boy.

  11. 11
    wallawall says:

    For fuck’s sake, you’re such an establishment shrill now Guido.

    Exposed for having bizarre views? You mean his view that it’s not for the state to instruct and/or force free men to have certain opinions on homosexuality? That free men might choose to dislike certain people?

    I guess in order to keep being paid by them you have to kiss the Sun’s arse but really this is pretty low stuff (as was the Sun’s deliberately misleading editorial on the matter).

  12. 12
    Mickey Jackoff says:

    The euro-gravy train, just keeps on a rollin’
    so it really dont matter if you black or white left or right.

  13. 13
    Mikey O'Vellay says:

    Helmer’s been making a name for himself recently and it suits Farage perfectly if Helmer is seen to fail or those skeletons are exposed and he’s humiliated in public.

  14. 14
    Steve Miliband says:

    Welcome back to the 50’s

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Guido has been bought and paid for…..

  16. 16
    Bill Cash says:

    Lets face it, we’ll end up swopping one set of “expense” arseholes, for another set. UKIP will of course be proudly supporting Britain whilst their swiss bank accounts load up.

  17. 17
    Spartacus says:

    and dont forget to repeat the 6 minutes titrade on racism (a la Sky News)

    yawn

  18. 18
    Dolphin Square Boys Club says:

    Not for much longer.

  19. 19
    nell says:

    Well if his prime hobby is sleeping I guess that’s a good thing as he won’t be doing too much damage that way.

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  21. 21
    John Inman says:

    so am I

  22. 22
    EU Allowances says:

    We don’t mind as long as the replacement form filler is found.

    Anyway, dozing in the EU Parliament is no different to that of the Westminster sh8thole dossers.

    Newark….uuugggh!

  23. 23
    Rumpy Pumpy says:

    we MEPs need more money and or expenses – if we were in Banking, we would be paid much, much more

  24. 24
    John Inman says:

    Is he a closet fag?

  25. 25
    Rumpy Pumpy says:

    looks too alert for an MEP – needs to be paid more

  26. 26
    helmut therapy says:

    helmer for helmund province.
    no one wants to know the truth.
    no one wants to go into hte the past.
    either let go or let go.
    .
    either let go of the past or let go of what you have at present.

  27. 27
    jimmy lives says:

    True, at this rate Guido’s going to have to start tagging his own articles with “Twat watch”. Really didn’t think this blog would join in with trying to demonise UKIP and democracy in such a transparent and pitiful way.

    Has Guido been paid? Or does he simply lack the intellectual confidence to go against the establishment Press?

  28. 28
    UKIP jobs for Italians says:

    Guido does a good line in humiliating politicians. Can’t see why UKIP should get a pass here.

    Helmer’s ripe for repeated laughter. Did you know he employs an Italian to run his office in Brussels! You couldn’t make it up!

  29. 29
    Max to the Max says:

    I for one, shall not be voting

  30. 30
    catesby says:

    Look he’s no worse than anyone else. There is a bigger picture here vote Ukip!

  31. 31
    Roger hellmanonaise says:

    No Comment!!!!!!!!

  32. 32
    Spartacus says:

    Tomorrow accusations of racism.
    And that’s just gwido.

  33. 33
    jimmy lives says:

    You’re missing the point.

    He employs an Italian. OK. Cameron and Milband want millions of foreigners to move to Britain.

    Now who has the weird or strange views?

    To avoid this issue the press have concentrated on trying to trick UKIP members into revealing forbidden views – for example on gay marriage where they largely agree with President Obama from 3 years ago but that view is now forbidden. Then they talk about it endlessly to try to make people feel bad for voting for UKIP.

    It’s dumb, shallow and transparent. It might work though because all the media do it. Then even Guido joins in. So we have to ask, is he being paid to do it? Was it explained before the Sun started paying him that he had to provide favourable links to their controversial stories etc?

    In particular Guido used to have a fairly libertarian streak, he would have known that it’s wrong for the state to be involved in how people think. Now suddenly he goes 180 degrees and says that believing in personal freedom is “bizarre”.

  34. 34
    Fucking dis custard says:

    He looks a Hunt

  35. 35
    Dudley Dan says:

    Please vote for UKIP, as its time for our forthcoming MEPs to have a luxury home on the Algarve. Lets get rid of the old lot…

    Dont forget it’s 22nd May! XXX

  36. 36
    expat says:

    Agreed

  37. 37
    Rinka the Dog says:

    Yes, the 1950s with no gangstas roaming the London streets, no Islamic gangs grooming vulnerable girls, no FGM, no terrorist attacks, no collapsing infrastructure, no East European criminals, no Roma ATM mechanics… ah, yes, Adelstrop England…. I remember it well.

  38. 38
    Expensive-not-half! says:

    but he’s still putting in the expenses at a 5* hotel.

  39. 39
    Richard Bulpham says:

    +1 I think this is a crafty move to put Helmer in the line of fire. He’s been appearing more and more in the media and Nigel Farage will want to take him down a peg or two.

  40. 40
    JohnRotten says:

    Anyone know where we can have a look at Helmers euro expenses?
    Link plz.

  41. 41
    Richard Bulpham says:

    Freedom usually means live and let live. If you don’t want gay marriage, don’t marry a gay! People like Helmer try to meddle in people’s lives, he wants the state to sanction approved kinds of marriage and rule against others. The opposite of libertarianism.

  42. 42
    Class war says:

    Tories voting UKIP is an excellent way of giving 2-fingers to Cameron.

  43. 43
    Les Bian says:

    He looks like a right dozy cúnt!

  44. 44
    Jim says:

    He is building a business.

  45. 45
    Guido the IngSoc Troll says:

    What’s so “bizarre” about “his views”?
    Why is it suddenly bizarre to say that it’s alright not to like something?
    It sounds quite normal to most people.

    It’s weirdos like you and the other lefties who seem to think having a different opinion or just having different tastes is some kind of blasphemy.

    When you say things like what you just did, then you are actively participating in the chilling of free expression, and actively enabling the police state to enter the mainstream.

    Forcing ones reproductive organ up another’s lower digestive tract; or rubbing the extremities of internal reproductive organs against each other and then trying to dress it up as equivalent to the procreational processes it cannot replicate with misconceived notions such as love, and trying to artificially replicate and roleplay the associated biosocial structures of procreation that cannot naturally occur is a disassociation from reality; complex masturbaytion; and maladaptive behaviour, as well as being statistically infrequent – the definition of abnormal.

    To not like it or the legalised pretence that something intrinsically and by drfinition abnormal, is normal, is normal; the opposite is Orwellian.

  46. 46
    M­a­qboul says:

    Like the majority in Newark.

  47. 47
    Class war says:

    I seem to remember back then we were all afraid of Maltese gangs.

  48. 48
    says:

    It was better in the 60’s

  49. 49
    Class war says:

    good.

  50. 50
    Roger Helmet MEP says:

    How very dare you!

  51. 51
    jimmy lives says:

    Nope, you’ve misunderstood.

    Freedom in this case means freedom of conscience. And that might include disliking certain people.

    “don’t want gay marriage, don’t marry a gay” – usual, infantile liberal thought. Don’t want murder, don’t commit one etc could apply in every stupid case so is a meaningless argument.

    For nearly the entirety of his first term as president (like 99%) Obama opposed redefining the word marriage to include two men. It’s a perfectly rational and reasonable position, consistent with live and let live.

    Saying a man can’t hold a certain view though, just because you dislike it, is actually the opposite of the libertarianism, or even just freedom and decency. For a politician to say he can’t control the thoughts of people is a good welcome sign. The opposite, what it sounds like you support and perhaps even guido does now, is modern liberal-fascism.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Not the greatest choice of candidate, but it’s not a seat Ukip expect to win. I know Newark and it deserves better than that.

  53. 53
    Glott Allstop says:

    Great satire but you got your lines confused. One minute you say it’s not to like something, the next you seem to want State-approxed sexual activities.

    Otherwise it’s hilarious. More please!

  54. 54
    UKIP for the English says:

    Looks can be deciveing, don’t underestimate no man.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Surprize surprize the Sun are all over it now….

  56. 56
    UkipLab Troll Spotter says:

    It’s an even better way of electing McCluskey’s puppet Miliband.

  57. 57
  58. 58
    VinceKabal says:

    even Im confused

  59. 59
    Maimed Codger says:

    Again with EU Law and Regulation, not being in the Best Interest of the UK… any help for UKIP getting us out of this Bureaucratic Mess, the better, another gem reported by the BBC :-
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27293493

    Britannia is rather akin to a Lady in a Marriage where her way of life is constantly being abused, her views ignored and she is told she is enjoying being Ill Treated… Divorce the only answer, those who are misguided will hope to renegotiate but experience says a Bully will never alter their Dominating Ways… Dave’s pathetic renegotiation simply means more of the same, down the line… Divorce is the only way

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  61. 61
    LibLabCon says:

    I no longer support UKIP because of their worship of Crusty Foetid Hamilton types. Helmer is an embarrassment, there must be a better local person.
    Many UKIP supporters only vote to get rid of these dinosaur politicians.
    Farage should know better.

  62. 62
    Jim says:

    It is the belief of our Politicians that Voting will return to normal in 2015, in which case this could just be for a year. I was hoping that they would have someone local in place but obviously UKIP have their reasons for this try.
    Wish them Luck, but they are unlikely to beat the Postal Vote.

  63. 63

    Poor Coulson. How fucked are you when Baroness Warsi is your character witness?

  64. 64
    Skull Cracker says:

    Im on my way to sunny europa right this minute

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron would probably like two fingers.

  66. 66
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    You have to wonder why the MSM have turned against Farage’s mob. I suspect that when they thought they might be harming Tory chances in marginals, they were happy to promote them, but because there has been a realisation that UKIP are taking away wh1te working class votes from Liebour, that they are now on the hit-list, like everyone else.

  67. 67
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Will that nice Mr Blair be turning up for Brookes?

  68. 68
    A merchant banker says:

    But you have much better hours than us. You just turn up in the morning sign-in and then just piss off.

    That means your hourly rate is far superior to ours!

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    ” He has more than few skeletons in his closet…”

    You mean like being a former Tory MEP ?

    Just hope that UKIP don’t try and neuter him too much to comply with the MSM’s fetish with all things progressive.

  70. 70
    Bumbling Vince Cable says:

    It takes one to know one…I think.

  71. 71
    CommonVoter says:

    Check out the West Midlands area for so-called ukip’s prospective councillors.
    One candidate in Wolverhampton, has a Labour Councillor, then a Libdem councillor, now she’s standing for UKIP – wot fackin next – GREEN?

    The whole May 22, is turning into a farce.

  72. 72
    Jim says:

    Is he? I thought they were paid the same allowances?

  73. 73
    CommonVoter says:

    typo:
    should have read
    One candidate in Wolverhampton, has BEEN a Labour..

  74. 74
    Steve Miliband says:

    Not Neil Hamilton? Or Christine?

  75. 75
    Do me another says:

    Don’t really care , the guy will win Newark and become a UKIP MP or he will lose and back to whatever, name calling is now too late, I think everybody have worked out who they will vote for and Liebour and Libcraps will have sorted out postal votes ready to post them to the returning officer.

  76. 76
    Jimmy Grant Sponger says:

    That’s quite a Village People moustache for someone who doesn’t like Earl Grey.

  77. 77
    jgm2 says:

    Raaaaaaacist.

  78. 78
    JadedJean17 says:

    I think you are probably right on the latter.

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Well he should scupper the Tories even if he doesn’t win, he was a Tory once but common sense prevailed and he realised just what a compete lying arsehole Cameron is and joined UKIP . Stand by for the mega smear campaign

  80. 80
    Lenny Henry's Premier Inn says:

    I thought he be sleeping in one of my gaffs!

  81. 81
    GnosticBrian says:

    Why isn’t Guido telling us about Lord Patton “standing down” for health reasons.

  82. 82
    Do me another says:

    How can the MSM have turned against UKIP when according to a Comorons Conservative handbag carrier UKIP was created by the MSM.

  83. 83
    Max says:

    Neil Hamilton’s not the sharpest knife…maybe he was set up?

  84. 84
    Nigel Evans says:

    Doesn’t like Earl Grey’s what ?

  85. 85
    Neil Hamilton says:

    UKIP is not, repeat NOT full of old tories seeking a new career.
    Mr Helmand has my full support

    BTW if you see me in Middlesbrough on Thursday (MAY 8) – honk your horn!
    But dont let Christine hear you. It embarasses her awfully.

    “Forward with UKIP”

  86. 86
    Abdul the envelope stuffer says:

    Are you any good at licking stamps?

  87. 87
    Geek 2.0 says:

    MSM? Microsoft Madness?

  88. 88
    Joey says:

    You are making the assumption they are any good at something in the real world.

  89. 89
    Jim says:

    You are thinking they have the resources of the other parties? You saw what the Media were planning to do to Nigel if he had taken the bait. This vote is going to be in isolation, the only show in town for three weeks- you need someone that will kick back.

  90. 90
    Lady C.Hamilton says:

    See NEIL in action here

    http://tinyurl.com/qaet3np

  91. 91
    Bulls**t Baffles Brains says:

    If you want a conservative government, there’s no point in voting for Cameron.

  92. 92
    The City of London says:

    No!…he’s our shill.

  93. 93
    LibLabCon says:

    Grassy Knoll.

  94. 94
    broderick crawford says:

    Which one is he ? The one on the left whose profession seems to be sleeping on the job .
    The one in the middle who appears to be attempting deep thinking whilst also dozing .

    O r the upright young chappie on the right who looks like Farage Junior aged about 12 ?

  95. 95
    broderick crawford says:

    Not time for a new heart valve is it ?

    The old one s nearly twenty years old now.

  96. 96
    Just saying says:

    Very interesting choice.

    If someone like him, especially him, can cause even a dent in the Conservative vote then that party will have cause to worry about things pan out from there.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    It’s that A*lex W*ckham and T*ry B*ar – a right pair of “progressive” shills.

  98. 98
    Helmer Fud says:

    I pwomiss to sort owt this wotten plwace and the immigwation ha ha ha ha ha chuckles.

  99. 99
    UKIP = Expense Sleaze says:

    Sleazy Hamilton’s a rising star in UKIP.

  100. 100
    broderick crawford says:

    When Labour win next year will McCluskey be chancellor and Scargill take the Business Dept with possibly Serwotka as Civil Service Minister and Bob Crow ( de cuius) at the DWP ?

  101. 101
    Just saying says:

    I get the sense the Guido kids get to call the shots when Guido’s away/in the pub.

  102. 102
    Just saying says:

    Funny that, number 97.

    I hadn’t ready your comment when I posted mine, 101.

  103. 103
    Prod says:

    You pompous bastard.

  104. 104
    broderick crawford says:

    ITALIAN MEP VIDEOD TURNING UP SIGNING IN AND PISSING OFF SAYS :

    Ehii ….. shaddapayouface about dis . You know ahh we always ahh tell you da Cosa Nostra does not exist ? Well …. we lie !

  105. 105
    Just for a moment says:

    Thought that was Patten, under fire from MP select committee.

    Now, after seeing the other comments, I realise I’m reading the wrong post.

  106. 106
    broderick crawford says:

    Thinking up credible fictitious expenses ?
    Completing correctly appropriate Form for recording said fictitious expenses?
    Timely submission if said fictitious expenses Form to the correct Fictitious Expenses Office .?

    Prompt collection of aforementioned fictitious expenses bank draft on day of availability ?
    Fair disbursement of said fictitious expenses monies to bag carriers , family members , other deserving personal budgets .?

    That s being good at something …but possibly not in the real world.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    I have had several goes at posting videos of Cameron telling his lies in the HOC regarding a referendum but Guido is not allowing them to be shown . UKIP must be sterssing him out.

  108. 108
    broderick crawford says:

    Looks like an ex Member of the MCC after a few too many post prandial snifters in the Lords Long Room .

    Why isn t he wearing a blazer with three lions on it ?

  109. 109
    broderick crawford says:

    JOE DOLCE SAYS

    EHI !!! Wassamaddah yoo —- defff ?

    I say before no jokes about ahh Italians working in public sector —- or you wannnah dead ‘ orse’s head up your arse ?

    Ohhhh … yoo wannnah LIVE ‘orse ‘s head up there eh ?

    That can also be arranged ….

  110. 110
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    What kind of a country are we living in when I am told who to like and who to dislike? I’ll vote for anyone who’ll get the government (of whatever political hue) off my back and out of my life. Sick to feckin’ death of no-marks telling how I should think.

  111. 111
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    Guido is losing his credibilty now he’s become part of the establishment – just like his mate Ian Hislop.

  112. 112
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    In fact he lost his credibility when he started working for the mainstream media and its dead-tree press.

  113. 113
    Labour Racist says:

    They should have gone for Cheryl Cole.

  114. 114
    Labour Ace-est says:

    They should’ve gone for Sheryl Kole

  115. 115
    broderick crawford says:

    KIPPERS TREASURY COMPLIANCE OFFICER SAYS

    Er d you mind . Switzerland s old news now , too infamous .

    Panama City is the new Zurich …. if you please ! ( but keep it under your
    ” hat ” — geddit ??)

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Yes ‘rising stars’ are often recognised by their demotions in organisations.

  117. 117
    Labour Ray Cyst says:

    Loverly pair o teets

  118. 118
    Simon Gosden says:

    UKIP homophobic bigot. Car crash waiting to happen. Can’t wait for the gaffes to come! UKIP the joke that keeps on giving.

  119. 119
    broderick crawford says:

    Ensure all brochures , booklets , jotter pads and similar offensive objects are kept away from him when on walkabouts in case accosted by mischief making follicly challenged BBC reporters.

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    Trixy says:

    Roger Helmer was always going to be the obvious choice for UKIP…and The Sun knew this when they randomly called him up to ask him a series of questions with no news hook. It was a combination of ‘Daddy Day Care’ and doing the Tories’ work for them ahead of the by election

  121. 121
    broderick crawford says:

    What s the password on his computer ? ….. judging by his propensity to slumber on command it s probably Morpheus.

  122. 122
    Lay Burr Ray Cyst Big Hut Tree says:

    Wot, like the previous incumbent?

  123. 123
    broderick crawford says:

    Being given lots of “headroom ” in your new quarters Max ?

  124. 124
    Lay Burr Ray Cyst Big Hut Tree says:

    That should’ve happened last time… People have got short memories… They need the left in one more time to truly fuck the economy to finally learn never to vote for them.

    Ed won’t win though, 2015 has hung parliament written all over it in big purple graffiti.

  125. 125
    broderick crawford says:

    Well unfortunately I cannot possibly vote ukip at my local council elections as we have been foisted with that Lampitt prat who won t even get a squeak after his tasteful online comments . So I ll just have to lie back think of England and vote Con ( who also have less than a snowball s chance in hell here ).

  126. 126
    LibLabCon says:

    WE have all seen these videos.
    No one believes Cameron.
    He is an embarrassment to his party and an insult to any intelligent voter.

  127. 127
    broderick crawford says:

    Cripes i ve just seen his official photo … looks like Flower Pot s cousin .

    Hope he does nt have a ” habit” ( and I m not talking monastic robe ).

  128. 128
    broderick crawford says:

    No Vince try again .

    You should have typed

    No surprise …I m always confused . No change in my situation.

  129. 129
    Biffo says:

    Doesn’t that then leave you without any rights to criticise the bunch of Hunts we’ll undoubtedly get in office?

  130. 130
    r L a A c B i O s U t R s says:

    You miss the point – journalism is professional trolling… The more outraged you are the greater the traffic to his site.

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    This is weird

  132. 132
    r L a A c B i O s U t R s says:

    …unlike Labour fasci5t raci5t bigots, who keep on failing.

    Big it up bigot.

    There’s no such thing as “homophobia” anyway; nobody’s afraid of “man” or “the same” … homofascist much?

  133. 133
    4uk the Tories says:

    Robert Jenrick, the Tory candidate for Newark, is a fat cat former City lawyer parachuted into a safe seat by the Cameroons.

    So sure does he feel of winning the seat that on October 1st 2013, shortly after getting the nod as candidate but before it was announced to the press, he and his wife bought a £2.5million house a short walk from Commons.

    http://politicalscrapbook.net/2014/04/dubious-entrepreneur-claims-of-tories-newark-by-election-candidate/

    I wonder how the voters of Newark will feel about their votes being taken for granted by a millionaire London carpetbagger?

  134. 134
    r L a A c B i O s U t R s says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH… So funny…. [siiiiigh], that’s a classic…. wait, lemme get a crayon and write it down – oh shate i forgot, i’m illiterate – bugger! It was such a good one too, ah well.

  135. 135
    Biffo says:

    Just had the Tory pamphlet for the EU Election through my door earlier today. Unbelievable the crap in it – how they’re standing up for Britain within the EU, had our payment to the EU decreased, how there’s an EU Referendum scheduled……. and so on ad infinitum. I really don’t care if the UKIP candidate doesn’t wholly embrace the joys of gay marriage. I considered there were far more important topics to be voted on when Camoron gang banged his MPs to vote for it & I still consider there are many more important topics now so – UKIP vote, here I come.

  136. 136
    r L a A c B i O s U t R s says:

    Sum won wiv bigga breasticles

  137. 137
    r L a A c B i O s U t R s says:

    He’d probably prefer 3…

  138. 138
    Biffo says:

    I shall p*** myself laughing if he doesn’t win the seat.

  139. 139
    r L a A c B i O s U t R s says:

    UKIP do need some fitter birds really, like these ribs:
    h##p://www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/96814/ELENA_BASESCU.html
    h##p://www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/96814/BARBARA_MATERA.html

  140. 140
    r L a A c B i O s U t R s says:

    h##p://www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/96813/BARBARA_MATERA.html

    V

    h##p://www.harrietharman.org/

    PHHWWWOOOAAR! Look at the principles on that bint

  141. 141
    r L a A c B i O s U t R s says:

    “approxed” is that Polari?

  142. 142
    Libidinous Demagogue says:

    Sexually?

  143. 143
    Weird ukip guy says:

    From what I’ve seen he has pretty solid views on most issues. Getting bored of the whole gay obsession in the media. Live and let live but there are more important issues. Guido’s gone way down hill. Knighthood in the offing?

  144. 144
    Libidinous Demagogue says:

    Why is it normal to put your cock up a man’s bum (or rub fannies together), and pretend you can have children, when you can’t; and bizarre to not like it or people who do like it?

    Surely it should be the other round?

  145. 145
    Maelstrom says:

    I didn’t know he had a heart!

  146. 146
    Ukippocrite says:

    Why would anyone vote Ucrap? You’d have to have shit for brains!

  147. 147
    FatherTedCrilley says:

    I think all the candidates should come up with an anagram of “Newark”.

    Here’s a clue – it applies to all of them.

  148. 148
    International Times says:

    At that time she was getting banged by anarchist weirdo/playwright Heathcote Williams. She wasted her earnings on a lot of lunatic lefty idealistic causes. Not like sensible, streetwise Twiggy.

  149. 149
    Bedlam Tourism Manager says:

    … lunatics taking over the asylum is not necessarily a backward step..

  150. 150
    maggie the dog says:

    Yes but its made of stone

  151. 151
    Just back from the pub says:

    Good God, how can they possibly have Helmer stand as an MP. For goodness sake the man has got a maths degree from Cambridge and he’s had a long, real career in industry at director level. I bet he even thinks Climate Change is a pile of Dingo’s droppings.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    Or is he the traitor in No 10 who cried wolf over the EU and constantly lies ?

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    Traitorous Cameron!

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    Agreed, a strong candidate.

    Heard him on the TV recently, I think it was question time, he spoke a lot of sense and was a breath of fresh air when he spoke – hearing him speak really emphasised the tired old complete b0llocks that the LIbLabCon spout out, day after day.

    The LibLabCon were running in circles and contradicting themselves when faced with plain honest speaking Helmer.

    Good on him.

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    But in the EU they are not called expenses are they !!

    As you well know, every EU MP is entitled to claim an “allowance”, and they are all the same, whichever country you are an MEP from.

    So this nonsense about MEP expenses is, well, nonsense, expenses don’t exist, its a flat rate “allowance” that everybody claims, whether you are LibLabCon traitors, or proud patriots like the UKIP MEP’s.

  156. 156
    Anonymous says:

    When in Rome…

    But Cameron employs a foreign nanny here in the UK.

    Whose the bigger hypocrite now Cameron ?

  157. 157
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is a liar.

    Like the boy who cried wolf too many times, he cannot be trusted.

  158. 158
    We'll have none of your shite matey says:

    Keep on squawking asswipe. Your type allowed this Country to be given-away without a vote, accept the UKBA to be like HMS Colander and you expect us to GAF about your opinion?! Treasonous Twat

  159. 159
    If I've told you once I've told you a million times "don't exaggerate" says:

    ONE! Out of how many 1000’s!? Get real.

  160. 160
    Your latest 'world citizen' friend says:

    Me no speaky Englich.

  161. 161
    Dougal MacDougal of that ilk says:

    It’s a by-election. The government won’t change, same in the Euro elections.

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe no UKIP candidate can win that seat in the forthcoming by-election. But after it’s had the Helmer treatment it might be winnable come the GE.

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    That’s a characteristic behaviour of the extreme left. Some people are projecting here.

  164. 164
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Maybe that’s the system we should adopt here. Allowances of say 100k each pa and that’s it. NO other expenses allowed, not even travel warrants etc. Then the bars and restaurants can also be brought into line with those on the outside – along with the smoking ban.

    Dream on, tra la la…

  165. 165
    LP record says:

    Isn’t Elvis standing then?

  166. 166
    give £3/month for ummm...Cheers easy... says:

    Well spotted :)

    Come on Newark….
    It’s him or a tory carpetbagger parachuted kn from his 2.5m pad near Westminster.

    Don’t say you weren’t warned.
    Vote UKIP or be slaves evermore!

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:

    Re : Picture of Helmer asleep.
    Why not? There is nothing to do in that so-called parliament. It does not make laws, it cannot block them, it cannot amend them. It is nothing but a third-rate albeit very expensive debating society and that is why if UKIP succeeds there will be NO British MEPs whether awake or asleep.
    Do you know of another group of politicians who are asking the public to vote them OUT of a gravy-train?

  168. 168
    Joseph (with techicolour dreamcoat) says:

    Why is the Sun attacking Helmer?

    “Bill Newton Dunn, father of The Sun’s political editor Tom Newton Dunn, is a Lib Dem running against Roger Helmer in the East Midlands EU Elections. Nuff said.”

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/04/30/So-how-come-The-Sun-slammed-Helmer-today

  169. 169
    Dave T says:

    Exactly,couldnt care less if he is a c unt or not,hes still better than all the other c unts.

  170. 170
    PD77 says:

    I think he’s referring to tea bagging, I could be wrong though.

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    “a series of bizarre views”
    Otherwise known as untested ideologies?

  172. 172
    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    The main reason I’m voting UKIP is that it upsets retarded left wing liberal snakes who only like democracy when they win.

  173. 173
  174. 174
    Tom Catesby. says:

    We should hope more of our politicians doze off, less harm done when they are asleep.

  175. 175
    Tom Catesby. says:

    I’d vote for,’Rip Van Winckle’ in Newark, if it meant putting the fear of God in the conlibliebore axis.

  176. 176
    Bill Bailey. says:

    Newark will elect the candidate it deserves no doubt, just like all the rest of us.


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