May 2nd, 2014

Weird Ed Loses Another Voter

That went well then.


514 Comments

  1. 1
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Blinky Ed looks like he’s about to get punched or is explaining how he lost the gentleman’s dog.

  2. 2
    Useless Ed Miliband says:

    Who set me up with that bigoted woman?

    Sue was it?

  3. 3
    Apthorpe says:

    He’s on form just as I saw him a few months ago amongst some Labour Candidate hopefuls. Even among his own he came over as living in some fantasy land. He’s Dave’s best asset these days!

  4. 4
    NeverRed says:

    Who the hell is Emily?
    Where is Emily?
    Surely that bloke is not called Emily?
    Why is Miliband asleep?

  5. 5
    mAX cLIFFORD says:

    Help me……….. im surrounding huge throbbing cocks and enormous ballbags

  6. 6
    Toxic Ed Balls, voter repellent says:

    What about me?

  7. 7
    @hateliebour says:

    Ouch!.

  8. 8
    Apthorpe says:

    Thank God I didn’t have to endure you as well. I’ve told my grand daughter never to take me an event like that again (I only went for the food and it was dire), she has a lot to learn and I wanted to be supportive but I think she is seeing the light.

  9. 9
    catesby says:

    This man isn’t normal in any way! He’s never lived in the real world.

  10. 10
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    @OR: Checked the CRUTEM source: Am using the raw station data which does not adjust for UHI etc. NB: The CRUTEM sources which are pre-averaged at 5 deg resolution – quite large IMHO – do adjust for that.

    Figuring out the process of identify and isolate land based stations situated close to major urban centres. Will post findings in the next few days.

  11. 11
    catesby says:

    Ouch indeed!

  12. 12
    A depraved, racist, hate filled, misogynistic, UKIP candidate says:

    He’s our PM in 12 months!!!!

    Rejoice!!

    England needs this Marcist to reinvigorate out country!!!

    We need his Marxist policies to save us from inevitable economic collapse!!!!!!

    Vote Labour……..or UKIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. 13
    catesby says:

    eh!

  14. 14
    A depraved, racist, hate filled, misogynistic, UKIP candidate says:

    what are you ranting bout you foreign bastard?

  15. 15
    Emily says:

    I am Emily!!! Just casually chilling on Gloucester Road & bumped into him…

  16. 16
    The Diary of Owen Jones aged 13¾ says:

    Miliband is a God !!!

    Not a Zeus, obviously. .. No..probably a minor God.. maybe MORPHEUS: God of Sleep.

  17. 17
    Ed is deaf 2 Constructive Criticism says:

    DefEd is a cowardly, lying smearing schoolboy!

  18. 18
    Dr Frankenfreud says:

    He’s like so many of these arrognant puppies from Westminster. Only trying to look sincere for the cameras, never actually talking and listening to people. Some people say that this kind of thing is genetic, and despite David also being throughly fake and manipulative I put the blame firmly on his parents for bringing him up to be such a phoney, arrogant and manipulative psychopath.

  19. 19
    jgm2 says:

    Or Brown. God of Incompetence.

  20. 20
    @hateliebour says:

    Leave him/her alone, he/she is our climate geek, who is digging deep into the paperwork and is reporting back, although I haven’t a clue what he/she is on about, I will happily wait until he/she tells us it’s gone hot or cold or no change.

  21. 21
    Anonymong says:

    Try Epimetheus.

  22. 22
    Winston N'dogo says:

    Which fool let him meet a real person?

  23. 23
    Robbie says:

    So she didn’t like him then? #quellesurprise

  24. 24
    Arnie has a message for Ed says:

  25. 25
    Fishy says:

    There’s a little side bar – if you slide it down gently, Emily will appear

  26. 26
    Reader says:

    You are new here, aren’t you? He’s discussing the evidence base relating to the global warming scam.

  27. 27
    Jack Dromedary says:

    Any black ones?

  28. 28
    Plonker Alert says:

    What a plonker!

  29. 29
    Mad Max says:

    You’re quite a little gobshite aren’t you Emmy?

    Fancy sucking me off?

  30. 30
    Germaine Greer says:

    Ed isn’t used to talking to pretty women, he stutters and his willy points north. I would fully support the wearing of burqas by the shadow cabinet.

  31. 31
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I think the conversation goes – “I don’t KNOW how many centimeters in a Litre, or Hectares in Kilogram, mush.
    I DON’T CARE neither.. If you want bananas you buy them by the pound or you fuck off, all right? “

  32. 32
    Mad Max says:

    Always safest to ignore a boring wanker.

  33. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    Sue.

  34. 34
    Cinna says:

    Marcist?

  35. 35
    Mad Max says:

    Doesn’t he know any good jokes?

  36. 36
    Fishy says:

    Has anyone got a video of his encounter last week-end in Glasgow? He responded to some bloke who questioned his opposition to independence by just walking away and laughing at him.

    Red Ed is a fraud. No emotional intelligence whatsoever.

  37. 37
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Since you ask: Global Warming Stuff.

    http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/hadobs/crutem4/data/download.html

    Just confirming that so far have not been looking at the 5 deg resolution variance adjusted average data, which includes ‘estimates of the uncertainties arising from … large-scale biases such as urbanisation … ‘

    UHI = Urban Heat Island.

  38. 38
    SmearEd The Liar says:

    Ed is stuck in the past and needs to MOVE ON. It is not ’70s.

  39. 39
    Shooty* says:

    She will be made to suffer, when the glorious Socialist Islamic Republic is installed and Ed is in charge.

  40. 40
    Dozy cunt says:

    Dave and Nick do this sort of thing so much better – I believe every word that they say.

  41. 41
    @hateliebour says:

    When Jasper comes on tv complaining about Clarkson then you know, it’s a storm in a piss pot, grow up, it’s a word that the racism industry has taken over, it means nothing to decent people but to the so called none racists, it’s racist.

  42. 42
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Good call!

    The brothers Epimetheus and Prometheus.
    Prometheus is characterized as ingenious and clever, Epimetheus is depicted as foolish.

  43. 43
    Scottish Chav says:

    its a shame that Emily didnt show any interest in Ed’s model train set, his collection of 1950’s teabags or his leather bound collected works of his father’s postit doodles. They might have hit it off then but all Emily wanted to talk about was local issues, political solutions rather than sound bites and the high level of tax small businesses are hammered by.
    a sadly self centred woman.

  44. 44
    The Nile says:

    Apep, god of chaos.

  45. 45
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    I’m emotional and intelligent.

    I really am.

  46. 46
    Socialism is theft says:

    Why should Ed take any real interest in a common pleb?

  47. 47
    @hateliebour says:

    You, won’t see that on British television, it hasn’t got Farage in it.

  48. 48
    Bill Quango MP says:

    A Marxist without the ‘X’ factor

  49. 49
    Germaine Greer says:

  50. 50
    ancientpopeye says:

    “You made me feel irrelevant.”
    She got that dead right then.

  51. 51
    jgm2 says:

    In fairness that’s probably the safest thing to do when asked anything by a Little Scotlander. If you engage them in conversation they’re liable to start stamping their feet and claim they’re being bullied.

  52. 52
    Max says:

    I like it when you talk dirty.

  53. 53
    Philagain says:

    Perineum nearly the God of Anus’ and Scrotum bags…

  54. 54
    catesby says:

    oh

  55. 55
    Socialism is theft says:

    If you will vote for a declining party like the Tory toffees you should be prepared to welcome yet another Liblabcon loser into number 10. Instead of blaming UKIP blame the morons you follow like a castrated sheep.

  56. 56
    Anon. says:

    #Indifference #JustForShow #WhatAchore

  57. 57
    Fishy says:

    True. Milipede could have walked across for his Glasgow kiss though – might have sorted his septum out!

  58. 58
    Taxfodder says:

    Sadly bananas ain’t that important Emily…real coffee even less.

    Final analysis….nobody cares.

  59. 59
    Dirtbox Dave - queen of the homos says:

    We all like a bit of rough now and again sweetheart.

  60. 60
    Gordon Brown says:

    Is she a bigot?

  61. 61
    8umboy 8illy Hague says:

    I think that I’ve died and gone to heaven.

  62. 62
    The two Muppets says:

    Thank you Ed, you just keep on giving .

  63. 63
    Gordon McBreath says:

    Tha’s racist, tha’ is..You is bullyin’ Scotland you English poof. We want to be free of the oppressive shackles of the English yoke…So ferk arf!

    Oh yes..and can ye spare £5 for a pint ?

  64. 64
    Axelroderick Pantsonfire says:

    I see he hasn’t taken his wallet out. Where’s the spad with the Amex card?

  65. 65
    HTML says:

    href is your friend.

  66. 66
  67. 67
    The Beast from 5000 Fathoms says:

    Tell her not to vote as it only encourages them.

  68. 68
    Emily says:

    I might if I could find it.

  69. 69
    Max's cellmate says:

  70. 70
    Anon. says:

    #Ignored #OverThe Shoulder

  71. 71
    Emily says:

    Only you.

  72. 72
    geordieboy says:

    Were you wearing anything blue Emily?

  73. 73
    Imhotep says:

    You forgot Ympilop, god of bad salesmanship, talked down the market before he put anything on offer. He also had one eye and hailed from Fife.

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  75. 75
    geordieboy says:

    That’s a fucking expensive pint. Cheaper for a pint of meths.

  76. 76
    When in Wales says:

    The one welsh word I know sums up Ed rather well. Araf.

  77. 77
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    and £5.95 on flowers…

  78. 78
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i hear rumours that a recent proposal for a seabird bashing mechanism has as one part of its proposal a – w a i t f o r i t

    An 18,000 page document – i mean talk about the EU burying stuff!

    Hope Ed the gravey Davey reads all 18,000 pages!!!

  79. 79
    catesby says:

    no!

  80. 80
    Richard of Gloucester Road says:

    £5.95 on roses – tight bar steward.

  81. 81
    Screw says:

    Golden Brown stuff was just on Sky saying we should spare no expence in helping to find the abducted Nigerian school girls.

    Much as I sypathise with their plight, Nigeria is the largest economy in Africa. They are perfectly capable to fund their own search or ask the OAU for help?

    It’s about time Africans paid for and solved their own problems. So Mr worst PM we ever had and absentee MP do us a favour and go youself, fund the trip yourself and offer yourself in exchange for their release.

  82. 82
    nell says:

    This of course is the problem with the labour party’s millionaires they are completely out of touch with we ordinary working class folk. They feel it is beneath them to have to talk to us, talk at us yes, but talk to us not if they can avoid it.

  83. 83
    nell says:

    Oh Dear the parrot militwit is at it again!! ‘cost of living crisis’ – meaningless phrase !!!

  84. 84
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Ed loses another vote.
    Won’t worry him too much. As long he can keep the one vote that counts.
    Len McCluskey’s.

    That old socialist maxim still applies.

    ONE MAN – ONE BLOCK VOTE

  85. 85
    nell says:

    Can’t they teach him a new phrase? – his repetition of ‘ cost of living crisis’ is becoming embarrassing!!

  86. 86
    nell says:

    Fortunately redlen mcclusky’s block vote doesn’t count in a General Election.

  87. 87
    Bill Quango MP says:

    “I looking for something that says “Sorry for your loss”
    Its for my MEPs

  88. 88
    Justine says:

    He usually gets them from the petrol station

  89. 89
    nell says:

    Why is he clutching his hands together in every photograph? He makes you think of Uriah Heep in Dickens!! Couldn’t he stuff his hands in his pocket or something and look a bit more relaxed and casual?

  90. 90
    Len McCluskey says:

    Don’t be so sure Nellie.
    The fake registrations of labour supporters are being filled in even as we speak.

  91. 91
    Ludvig says:

    Is that less agreeable than aborting healthy ones?

  92. 92
    Wah wah pedal says:

    Ed’s sniffing a bloke in the main picture this time.
    He’s weird.

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  94. 94
    My Mother says:

    Poor Ed! More to be pitied than blamed.

  95. 95
    Max Clifford's tiny cock says:

    Are you having problems with your moniker..?

  96. 96
    Ed Moribund says:

    That’s what I tell you.

    I actually mostly get them from that dodgy pedestrian crossing on the Seven Sisters road.

  97. 97
    The Labour Party Appointed Returning Officer at A Corrupted Local Authority Near You says:

    It depends who’s counting the votes

  98. 98
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Its a good caption competition.

    The Assistant to Ed says “Lovely..and could we just have a photo of Mr Miliband sniffing your hair?”

  99. 99
    Justine says:

    So what has he done with my flowers?

    Who is she?

  100. 100
    Max Clifford's tiny cock says:

    Lee Jasper is the biggest fucking racist ever……

    He’s also a c*nt.

  101. 101
    Mad Max says:

  102. 102
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Go Careful now …. not long before he will be thcreaming and thcreaming ‘Anti-Themitithm’, ‘Anti-Themitithm!!!

  103. 103
    Max Clifford's tiny cock says:

    You steal them from Highgate Cemetery.

  104. 104
  105. 105
    Duke of Gloucester Road says:

    Hedley Lamarr: [gives her a bunch of flowers] For you, my dear.
    Lili Von Shtupp: Oh… how ordinawy.

  106. 106
    Gordon Brown says:

    I don’t like you. You always make jokes about me.

  107. 107
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Did post something this morning but was tired so not hugely structured:

    http://tinyurl.com/mjhyo96

    Sometimes though the relatively trivial things can prove interesting too. 5° is huge! Almost 5,000 sq miles if at the equator.

    Look forward to the next instalment whilst I try to catch up! ;-)

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Hope he’s kept the receipt for when he claims it back on expenses.

  109. 109
    Podiceps says:

    Unfortunately, Dave is his best asset.

  110. 110
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    “Who could never have guessed she would be serving the leader of the Labour party that daY”

    Patronising or whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

    I remeber Paxo saying “don’t patronise men” in an early interview with little Lord Fontleband.

  111. 111
    Duty Pedant says:

    expense

  112. 112
    Podiceps says:

    Then he’d be accused of looking arrogant and uncaring. Not sure whether it is possibly for him to adopt a normal-looking position.

  113. 113
    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Argh.

    “don’t patronise me”

  114. 114
    jgm2 says:

    Six or seven quid will get you a bottle of Buckfast.

  115. 115
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    So what we all already know about Rebecca Loose and Becks – won’t come out officially then – And the Press and Ms Reading of the EU think we’re [The public] too ignorant …

    The script keeps writing itself!

  116. 116
    cured lefty says:

    You left an open goal there but I can’t be arsed

  117. 117
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Interesting that last link states:
    Last updated: 25/01/2012 Expires: 25/01/2013

    So looks as if they have two year’s data still to pick up on.

  118. 118
    Sinn Fein on the offensive says:

    Any chance of Mssrs McGuinness & Adams stating that the witnesses and family of the victim may speak freely wothout fear of reprisals? Or perhaps not as that isn’t the way an IRA engineered peace process is conducted.

  119. 119
    St James of Saville Row says:

    Harriet Harman ‏@HarrietHarman 35m
    Anybody who uses the N-word in public or private in whatever context has no place in the British Broadcasting Corporation.

  120. 120
    Martin McGuinness says:

    If the situation is resolved in a satisfactory way and Gerry is released then we will continue to support the reformers.

    Otherwise it’s the fockin bomb!

    I love killing, me.

  121. 121
    The Inbetweeners says:

  122. 122
    Norm says:

    Did any one see Yvette on QT? Suffers from the same syndrome. They are Labour institutionalised and should seek appropriate therapy. Might help to spend some time with people not involved in politics or media.

  123. 123
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I admit it. I have a problem.

    And its you!

  124. 124
    Jezzer says:

    Did he meet any Nigg£rs? There are plenty in Brissle.

  125. 125
    Richard of Gloucester Road says:

    BBC Points West Big up Ed in Bristol as ITV West ignored him.

  126. 126
    Ed Miliband says:

    Phew!…thank fuck he wasn’t a lieutenant!

  127. 127
    v y pe says:

    i am clint eastwood and I wear calvin kline belt.
    S
    CE, CK
    2c or not2c?

  128. 128

    BBC Check list for future employment when situation allows:

    Huhne – yes
    Pryce – yes
    Clifford – no
    Briscoe – yes

  129. 129
    St James of Saville Row says:
  130. 130
    Ockham's Razor says:

    A document published quietly last week shows that Labour’s raid on pensions in 1997 is now costs taxpayers nearly £10bn a year – double the amount Gordon Brown had initially outlined. – Telegraph

    http://tinyurl.com/mlubwrj

    See also the Excel spreadsheet downloadable on page.

  131. 131
    what's in a name says:

    No mate, this is not a food bank

  132. 132
    An open message to honey-child Harriet says:

    And what about husbands who prefer black men to their fragrant wives, Hattie my luv? Where do they deserve a place sweetie?

  133. 133
    non taxable pikey says:

    Incontinence since he was always spouting s h i t?

  134. 134
    Dylan Thomas says:

    Ed in Llareggub.

  135. 135
    Caption Competition (Late Entry) says:

    Did you know that Labour started futile and costly wars that led to the unnecessary maiming and death of hundreds of thousands of civilians, and many of your comrades, and that you could be next?

  136. 136
    Harriet was certainly thinking ahead says:

    One notices that Harriet’s tweet writes out in full British Broadcasting Corporation.rather than BBC, which could also stand for Big Black Cock, right Jack?
    See, she loves you and didn’t want to pour even more scorn upon you.

  137. 137
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Yes – read that. Don’t worry about mis-alignment – anyone who has been keeping track of the climate loons, once they are aware of the type of data available would ask precisely the same sort of questions – including myself. There are a lot of questions to ask – all relevant.

    Seeing as the work of the 1980s has been broadly airbrushed from the climate debate though – being replaced with the CO2 b/s – a bit of back research and reading is required, as well as absolute caution over the nature of the numbers that have been put in the public domain.

    So, next:

    i) Separating CRUTEM station data points from c. 1000 major cities which have been able to get information on.

    ii) Look to see if CRUTEM minus city regional averages show any measurable difference.

    iii) Look to see how the station readings 50km, 100km, 150km, 200km from the city coordinates compare against (CRUTEM minus city) for the region, and between themselves for the cities concerned.

    iv) For cities located within 200km of the coast, look to see if there is any evidence of SST data showing slight bias as a result of the presence of the city.

    Florida is an interesting case. The weather systems there are driven much more by those which develop just south in the tropics.

    The infrequent cold should not be too surprising: Braz!l for example experiences the same every now and again – much to the chagrin of coffee buyers.
    :-)

  138. 138
    cured lefty says:

    Maybe I’m missing something big time, these walkabout photo ops,
    could some one give me a reason why their deemed so important on social media….I’d like a spad to reply .

  139. 139
    Barbara Roache says:

    She’s obviously an Euracist.

  140. 140
    Descriptive of Ed says:

    twat ffycin

  141. 141
    Jim says:

    He should get out more. All the WBBC Welsh photo’s yesterday were about wace ism.

  142. 142
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    He could be a colenal.

  143. 143
    @hateliebour says:

    Vote for me, please!, I’am just a normal person just like you, I go shopping just like you and I spend my own money just like you, sorry, I spend your taxes, not on you.

  144. 144
    Crown Caught says:

    Judge’s sentencing notes:

    Huhne – very lenient, one of us
    Pryce – very lenient, one of us
    Clifford – throw the book at him, pest, caused us a lot of grief
    Briscoe – moderate, was never really one of us. Did not get QC thank God!

    Copy: Grandmaster

  145. 145
    EJasmin Beckett says:

  146. 146
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    He could be a colanal.

  147. 147
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

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    still, it could be worse says:

    I’m still to get to grips with the behavior of water at different temperatures. sinking as it cools but then Hey Presto suddenly rises. also salinity probably has a bearing on what is the average temperature of any cubic mile of ocean. Measuring as you are the top bits.
    There is an interesting picture I saw somewhere of a layer of salt water like a beach at 20m down or something in a fresh water place.
    There may be something in the global-warmist’s claim that the ice sheets are melting from underneath but how they arrive at that conclusion I have no idea.

  149. 149
    Toni Blair, more corrupt by the day says:

    I prefer bungs

  150. 150
    David Minibanana says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  151. 151
    non taxable pikey says:

    Another 1000 votes for Nigel

  152. 152
    Curious says:

    Does this mean that LibLabCon are anti-abortion? And if so why the fuck have you done fuck all about it? And when the fuck will you?

  153. 153
    Jim says:

    There are no Labour Policies at this time. This is just to fill the gap and hope you will not notice. Their Voters are only interested in Welfare and only look for cash increases , not Polices.

  154. 154
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Dreamy curvy Left, can we meet up for a photo-op, a selfie and perhaps more?.

  155. 155
    JH-21334578745 says:

    I think the last three months before the election, when the media really focus in on the candidates, will be disastrous for Miliband. He can’t just do that faraway, ‘I’m thinking about this on a higher level’ act forever.

    A load of detached academic waffle, like his father, utterly incomprehensible to anyone who didn’t grow up in a Marxist salon. Even those who did don’t know what the fuck he is actually saying, they just pretend to agree because it is all ‘goodspeak’.

    No amount of BBC soft soap can save this twat.

  156. 156
    Curious says:

    I am amazed that the Westminster halfwits still think that we will vote for the glipe grinning at the camera, just before an election. Why not be original; why not remind the EU that it is a trading block. For an original picture try grabbing EUSSR lackey and then bounce his head repeatedly of the nearest solid object until he gets the message; that would be the photo-op which would garner a few more votes.

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    Dawn Penfold says:

  158. 158
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I am Mr Egglaband ?.

  159. 159
    v y pe says:

    net. any? u.
    net.ahany?ahu.
    ….anie…royalty…arnie.
    .
    .
    jo swinsn in windonplus s says: jo swinson in swindon says: shrigshoulder. shrugs shoulder.n. is dyname magician blast off?

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    Podiceps says:

    On the other hand, if you want to present a serious message, the name ‘Mr Clungetrumpet’ is perhaps a poor choice, as indeed is ‘Stiffpigeon’.

  161. 161
    Village Idiot says:

    …Those were the days’ when you could call a spade,a spade!….Oops!,,i,ve said too much!

  162. 162
    v y pe says:

    ex. pen. sieve
    it,s a stichup. starredup?

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    Will says:

    Jasmine calling all ukip racist is typical labour. Don’t worry come the election you might find your local mep is ukip.

    Come the general election ed might have to agree to a vote on the eu

  165. 165
    Dawn Penfold says:

  166. 166
    Jasmin Beckett says:

    I literally wanted to cry, I want all letterboxes dead.

  167. 167
    Netview says:

    the word on the street is that the net is off.

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    she’s a Hunt and a half this one………..

  170. 170
    Emily says:

    Haaa Brilliant Emily. This Emily also would if she didn’t need a microscope to spot it.

  171. 171
    NeverRed says:

    Jeremy Clarkson says he not only supports UKIP, he has joined the party and intends to stand as an MP…….UKIP membership rockets by 100,000…..Sky news reporters, the BBC and the press do not understand what is happening!

  172. 172
    All together everybody says:

    Fuck off Beaker !

  173. 173
    Tara Stout says:

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    The Law says:

    …..Surely the McAlpine scenario is applicable here?

  175. 175
    NeverRed says:

    Ugly cow…must be a labour supporter or more likely a planted labour worker.

  176. 176
    To Guido's Readers says:

    The Green Grocers shown is Bennets at the top of Pigstyle Hill.
    Fucking excellent boozer a few shops up called Venus. Proper working class establishment. Utterly fun. Occasional fights. Open very late every evening.

    Very doubtful Ed has ever been to one, or heard of one!

    Any reader from Bristol, visit Venus on Gloucester Road.

  177. 177
    Netview says:

    bookistheworm am.
    book is the worm and the worm is the book. book is wearing thin. kindle is on fire. hucksfin. .
    soithall, southshied, south china sea, south ken,
    remove the mask,
    what is natural anbout the dinosaur museum?that you could not get at the south island. newzee?land
    nuz
    nu…new
    z…..zee
    noshortage of lamd there. nosh nosh. rosh , got atoshiba?

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    worker drone 22 says:

    What the fuck is that grinning monstrosity to the right of Miliband ? Tell me that isn’t a human being !

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    Anon says:

    I think what has happened is a warning not to. I’m sure they have worst on him.

    Hunts.

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    To Guido's Readers says:

    Chap to the right in the photo greeted him, without red rosett in BTM station. Well well well labour members possing as ordinary members of the public to greet their chosen one in public. THAT IS WRONG. YOU MUST REPORT BBC.

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    Commanding Officer says:

    PUT YOUR FUCKIN’ HAT ON!

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    They have data points going to Dec 2013.

    The Met are not super good at updating their site info properly. Try downloading some of the other datasets labelled as .gz – you will find they are not zipped.

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    These are not water temperatures, but the temperature of the air over the water.

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    Lightborn says:

    Or possibly Big Yellow Self Storage.

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    Max Clifford's tiny cock says:

    It’s a pre-pay Mastercard.

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    Free the Max One says:

    fuck the slags

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    JH-230912384590231a says:

    Who is the gurning munchkin on the left?

    She is really pulling off that – oh, a little person, if I do this face they will register my approval of whatever little thing they do with their little life. Keep them away from me though.

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    Jack Droney says:

    Is that man available as a dinner party speaker?

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    Max Clifford's tiny cock says:

    She has the hands of a navvy.

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    Anonymous says:

    There will soon be enough “celebrities” behind bars for Ant and Dec to do a geniune “I’m a celebrity- get me out of here. No need to go the Australia – just a few visits to Her Majesty’s Holiday Camps un U.K.should suffice and will make a cracking good series.

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    Max Clifford's tiny cock says:

    Twitter was never meant to be serious, wankers made it so…..

    Mr Clungetrumpet is an excellent name.

  192. 192
    JH-230912590231a says:

    I wonder how she feels about being a walking talking internet meme?

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    jgm2 says:

    The gurning Labour drone with him seems so delighted she must think he’s bought the flowers for her.

    Anyway, surely they should be red roses. For a whole host of reasons. What sort of a fucking cheapskate buys pink roses.

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    still, it could be worse says:

    http://i.livescience.com/images/i/000/040/733/i02/earth-ocean-freshwater-100909-02.jpg?1320189863

    I think the volume of air we have is somewhere between the sea water and the freshwater which is pretty tiny compared to the huge heat storage tank we are sitting on.

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    Norm says:

    Makes John Major look interesting. …

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    Gooey Blob says:

    No, Ed will never be our PM. I’m not being funny but can you not read the polls? Don’t you understand the electoral cycle? With a year to go, Ed would need a larger lead than he currently has simply to maintain Labour’s 250+ seats. He’s on track to lose more seats in 2015.

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    JH-23091290231 says:

    He can fucking find them himself then, the monocular mong. Go on, put your stupid fucking bullet proof vest and helmet on again and wade in.

    Life in Africa tends to be short, nasty and violent and his solution was to bring as many of the reasons over here as possible.

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    Not an even playing field says:

    12 years old and brainwashed by the teaching unions – nuff said.

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    JH-23091290231 says:

    She’s doing the face a lefty would do if their daughter bought a blick guy home.

    Oh, fantastic! (pleasedontlettheneighboursseewillthisaffectmyhouseprice)

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    still, it could be worse says:

    Interesting facts about Bristol :
    apparently, although I have not verified this myself there is somewhere still a bit of railway line that the beastly Germans dropped a bomb on and it flew 2 or 3 miles away and embedded itself in the ground and people were so astonished that they made a concrete base around it. I have not located this monument nor have I tried to look for it but would still be interested to know if is correct story.

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    cured lefty says:

    Jasmine reminds me of that boot ugly labour plant that boasted she would rip the ukip panelist a new areshole on q.t. the chinless fucker forgot mad dog melanie was next to comment and by fuck did she skewer the socialist bitch from areshole to nape.

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    Justine says:

    Well spotted. Is he on the payroll? I am still trying to find which one of these bastards got my flowers.

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    Anonymous says:

    Sadly so true, no policies aimed at understanding why something is so and doing something about it, just magic money tree gifts for poor people.

    Anyone wants to know the consequences look at Greece, that turned out well…

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    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Don’t! It took us aaaaages to come up with that one after Ed used up all his “these strikes are wrong” lines in a single interview.

    Harriet suggested we try something specific about the price of food that oiks eat, but none of us is really sure what that might be. Do the working classes eat caviar like good champagne socialists do?

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    Jasper says:

    She’s hideously white

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    Connies going to make Big Tessa a lovely wife says:

    Fuckin Mong. Think we have had enough of moos wars for good. The fuckers just end up cutting us cos ” you’re killing my peepol”.

    Better still a Mong led task force comprising all niger Ian’s in the UK. Compulsory travel on Hecules aircraft with no return, you can then liberate your own peepol.

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    philagain says:

    Sounds heavenly!

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    Anonymous says:

    Ed reminds me of Joey Deacon. He always needs someone to explain what the fuck he is talking about.

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    you can't chose your family says:

    Is that Milibands younger brother? Should be wearing the regulatory white shirt and tie. Tut tut.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Yes she has perfected condisending superiority with sound bite platitudes.

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    cured lefty says:

    Spelling of arsehole obviously wrong . Arseholes have a vital function boom tish

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    Weird Ed says:

    When I lose the 2015 election my work here will be done and I will return to Tharg, my own planet.

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    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Ah, that…

    I sent Ed out to collect “protection” money earlier. I just hope he doesn’t blow it on a Curly Wurly and a copy of Razzle like he did last time. I sent a couple of photos in to the Reader’s Wives section this month and I don’t want certain members of the shadow cabinet seeing them…

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    Pick litter for bennies says:

    “The office of Gordon and Sarah Brown declines to look for missing schoolgirls because it might not be tax deductible”.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    “Vince Cable forced to reveal more data on Royal Mail investors
    Business secretary bows to political pressure to release details of 16 priority investors revelations over £8m profit by Lazards”

    The scam starts to unravel…

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    I-KIP, WE-KIP, I'm orf for a KIP says:

    The Westminster LibLabCons have PROVEN themselves to be not even ABLE to communicate properly to NORMAL folk or even grasp their day-to-day life issues. They’re Millionaire Oxbrigde scum who need to be removed ASAP. They’re in the thrall of Big Business, hate Democracy and once people vote for them they’re ignored.

    Me? Myself? I’m told to STFU at most meetings because I SAY WHAT I THINK (ON all MATTERS). Fuck the mainstream media. Like the classic old band ‘Pop will eat itself’…Politics has eaten itself, it doesn’t consult you or I, it does what the fucking paymasters/MSM and lobbyists want. Fuck what you and I think. FULL PR with ‘Swiss-style’ Referendums every Council Elections (2 years) on matters that MATTER. I’m a rabid Democrat, and the ONLY way out of the shit sandwich we find ourselves in is to take the first step. Vote UKIP. Fuck the rest, they’re divide and conquer days are OVER.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    http://debbonaire.co.uk/

    Labour’s candidate for Bristol West. a national specialist in domestic violence prevention and gender equality.

  219. 219
    Vince Cable says:

    I lacked capacity not to fuck it up.

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    Netview says:

    when u no u no, u no.
    when uno, u no, u kno.
    when you know you know, you know.
    when u no, u no, u no.
    do no?
    cow slip, slik.
    butcher knife, bra off, brazziers. boon and mills. pper mint gum?
    boobs off, bra in. bobbing along fatties.
    farties. g.
    faa.
    fatty.

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    jgm2 says:

    Thangam, thank you ma’am.

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    collings dictionXHUN says:

    who is giving?
    who is taking?
    arthritic hands in atwist.
    ..whi is the mother…outside…cold draft……it is all about timing.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Burn it off for the copper content.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Tonight I am dr!nking Anessia Greek brandy. Bought from Lidl in Bavaria for €7.99 for a 70cl bottle. 40% vol.

    I understand it is available in London at £11.99 for the same bottle. Taking into account the iniquitous UK duty, that is a very competitive price.

    If you expect Cognac then you will be disappointed. I am not because I had a five star last night. The Greek version is a sweeter, milder taste but just as rewarding in its own way.

    My suspicion is that Lidl Sud has cut a deal with Metaxa, the original Greek brand.

    Some might recall that I destroyed a bottle of Ouzounis Amphora brandy a few years back and commented on the smoothness. This is the brandy sold in the pretty bottles in Athens. The taste is certainly reminiscent.

    All these are strongly recommended for those who are prepared to widen their horizons.

    στην υγειά σας!

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    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Yemen,Pakistan,Saudi Arabia and the UK,all exporters of terrorists,jihadists and religious nutters.Nice to know we are in such esteemed company.

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    scottish God needed soon.... says:

    We don’t have a Scottish God. Could be Gordon Brown well if he disappears a few thousand years.

    We need guidance on this one.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Potted biography tells people nothing, about her actual past employment and education.

    A specialist in gender and eqaulity issues, if only she had bothered to work out how to use algorithms, complex mathematics, software design set up Google. Then she might have done something to help her fellow human beings.

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    Carlo Gambino says:

    mmm working class good, every other class bad.

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    History will judge Cameron as a useless PM.
    Under him Scotland could leave the UK,and the UK could leave the EU…
    He is out of his depth..been over promoted all of his life because of his school and family connections

  230. 230
    Connie's going to make Big Tessa a lovely wife says:

    A week of UKIP success, all accusations fall away, vote unscathed. Is Miiligump actually human?

  231. 231
    Mr Nobody says:

    Meanwhile, history will judge Ed as the worst PM we never had.

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    HIGNFU says:

    Don’t care wot you lot think. I’m watching it!

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Oh Moussa! Financial sage extraordinaire!

    What is your advice to the government on the 30% stake that the government continues to hold in the Royal Mail and the value of which has risen so substantially?

    a.) Hold?
    b.) Sell?
    c.) Auction?
    d.) Give away to the foodbanks?
    e.) Pay into a numbered Swiss bank account for our joint benefit?
    f.) Call in Abu Hamza to adjudicate?
    g.) Get the mega-guru, James Gordon Brown, to announce to the world that there is an intention to sell and drive the price down as low as possible before divesting?

    Awaiting your most esteemed advices.

    Sincerely yours

    Ockham’s Razor

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Oh Moussa! Financial sage extraordinaire!

    What is your advice to the government on the 30% stake that the government continues to hold in the Royal Mail and the value of which has risen so substantially?

    a.) Hold?
    b.) Sell?
    c.) Auction?
    d.) Give away to the foodbanks?
    e.) Pay into a numbered Swiss bank account for our joint benefit?
    f.) Call in Abu Hamza to adjudicate?
    g.) Get the mega-guru, James Gordon Brown, to announce to the world that there is an intention to sell and dr!ve the price down as low as possible before divesting?

    Awaiting your most esteemed advices.

    Sincerely yours

    Ockham’s Razor

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    Renoir says:

    Good night, Max. Don’t cry too much.

  236. 236
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Look this way, look this way.

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    Everyone says:

    We don’t

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    Anonymous says:

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    Edwina's snatch says:

    Fuck off. Got my juices flowing.

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    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I have never heard of Royal Mail.

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    jgm2 says:

    Nigel.

    Fucking Legend.

  242. 242
    Times are a changing says:

    And Brown the Worst PM we ever had, to get rid of.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Notify the markets well in advance that you intend to sell; wait for the price to drop; sell at the bottom.

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    Times are a changing says:

    I’m watching it, bit more PR for UKIP from the lefties.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Legend or bell-end ?

  246. 246
    Anonymous says:

    #Halfmast #TheWrongTrousers

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    stun () says:

    Hmm. Journey back to Justine in fashionable North London….3 hours minimum (Lord knows how long to his constutancy, wherever that may be) plus the other geekopportunites. What’s the betting that he discarded them immediately?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Sell at the bottom?

    Is this a biological observation?

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Why did I get modded for saying we export religious nutters?

  252. 252
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Could someone put up that parrot sketch from monty python – both the pics herein remind me of it?

  253. 253
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Strangers Bar is cheaper and lots of Scotsme….oh wait

  254. 254
    Stu says:

    I just realised in the first shot of Miliband. His eyes are closed he’s sniffing the guys hand.

    Weird or what?

  255. 255
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Bad day for the LibLabCon EU lovers!.

  256. 256
    Outraged of Toxteth says:

    Shimell meets Schemiel.

  257. 257
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    It’s the Brissle Experiment…shh or the gents will be round

  258. 258
    Stu says:

    8 years isn’t long enough for scum like Max Clifford

  259. 259
    Have Labour's press team given up says:
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    stun () says:

    He’s not a natural, is he? Awkward is the word.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed Miliband Leg end.

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    Times are a changing says:

    Whatever you think, it’s your opinion, mine is, I hope UKIP tear the LibLabCons a new one at the Euro Elections, just doing that, will be a wake up call to the LibLabCon crap that the public are fed up with their shenanigans

  263. 263
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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    The Loony Left says:

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    Times are a changing says:

    Did he tell her, it him and ed the ballache along with Brown, forced house prices up to totally unaffordable highs, he should be apologising to her and paying her rent for her with some of his millions he has.

  266. 266
    Ed (Too Fat must Fast for Flat Waistline) Balls says:

    Like listening to Chucky Egg being a stroppy interviewee on Toady this morning and wanting a feee for rudily interviewing fellow interviewee David Willets!!

    The feckin’ Liebour Mong!!

    All the Liebour mongs think they can pull rank when on Al-Beeba, Mary Crayfish was trying the same tonight on AQs, they are usually given a free rein by the Liebour supporting Dimblebore Dynasty or those wimmin on Toady FFS!

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    jgm2 says:

    You and her both.

  268. 268
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    QT, I thought it was the Yvette Cooper Show compared by Dimbleby.

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    By the way says:

    As for UKIP, in the unlikely event the BBC sacks Jeremy C – would he not make their ideal MP? (And it always seems to me, Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word)

  270. 270
    The Left says:

    You are on the list. We’ll expose you as a racist whatever it takes.

  271. 271
    Ed (Too Fat must Fast for Flat Waistline) Balls says:

    Seen Wandsworth Willie yet?!

  272. 272
    Podiceps says:

    You mean Foot Mk II?

  273. 273
    Ed Minimarx says:

    These strikes are wrong.

  274. 274
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Rumour has it that the bbc in the south are under FOI attack.

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    JH-2309123845231 says:

    Fuck me, he looks like Anton Chigurh.

    ‘What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss?’

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    JH-2309123845231 says:

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    Boring person alert says:

    You have to be the most boring person in the world. Are you Ed Miliband?

  278. 278
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Water is generally not very well understood – it is a very complex substance. Most folk just ignore that as they take it for granted, and provided it is clean, wet, at the right temperature and available, rightly don’t give it a second thought.

    Add salt to water it changes. Those who do the salt + ice cube challenge learn that first hand with serious risk of permanent nerve damage.

    As the freezing point of salty water is much lower than regular water, if salt water were to flow underneath a freshwater icepack, it would be conceivable for the ice to melt from underneath. That is only because the salt would melt the freshwater ice – not raising it’s temperature, but lowering its freezing point.

    That effect is used by gritting machines to clear roads of snow / ice.

    The diagram in that picture ignores that there may be water in the earth’s core. Likely not a lot – to make much difference on that scale, but there is some evidence to suggest there is.

    Good article to help get some things in perspective.

    Another way to look at things: The radius of the earth is about 6300 km.

    If you were to travel straight through the earth at the cruising speed of a 747, it would take you a little over 13 hours to reach the other side – about the same time is takes to fly from L’ondon to L’os A’ngeles.

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    JH-2309123845231 says:

    Hang on, I’ve just realised that is an official Milicast.

    They have given up, haven’t they? I mean, he just looks like an utterly weird twat and the nurse’s body language says it all.

    PS – what is it about a nurse’s uniform that makes even homely women look like pure filth magnets?

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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

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    stun () says:

    Well done. She’s at work. A 3 tear tenancy would really help then. He really should have kept himself away from the cameras. Must be Axelrod…..but he’s no Obama (may he fall further from grace)

  282. 282
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Miliband is a 5 star wanker.

  283. 283
    Curious says:

    Clarkson makes a living out of offending sanctimonious assholes; just like UKIP.

    Clarkson is popular because he upsets sanctimonious assholes; just like UKIP.

  284. 284
    Anonymous says:

    Did you not see how Farage ran, when someone tried to egg him on?

  285. 285
    Person from Porlock says:

    Guide to prison terms in the UK (time served)

    A Joyce – Scot free Labour friendly sentence
    A MacShane – six weeks of comfort suitable for flagrant breach of trust
    A Hanningfied – nine weeks. Judge forgot he was a Tory
    A Huhne – a prison sentence of two months in a holiday camp
    A Pryce – same thing for a female, not career terminating
    A Lord Taylor – Three months for a pseudo-knob but Tory so longer term
    A Morley – four month term suitable for a less prominent MP
    A Briscoe – 18 weeks of an 18 month term – probably
    A Dolce and Gabbana – 18 months (but that’s Italy)
    Tony Martin – three years (shot dead a robber in his own home). Not an MP so no special favours.

    Equality before the law!

  286. 286
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SQUEEEEEK!!! (sniff) (crumple) (de-crest) AAAWWK…

  287. 287
    TE Lawrence says:

    50% is not impossible.

  288. 288
    Andy Warhol says:

    Your 15 minutes are up. Fuck off, Beaker.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    there is no lee way to the destiny of the bbc perverters of the truth.

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    Times are a changing says:

    What’s up, people not thinking your way, maybe the people are not Liebour clones and can think for themselves, even stores and pubs require footfall to make a profit, UKIP has it’s footfall and the price could be it’s leading the Euro Elections.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Even Farage doesn’t fuck up photo opportunites as badly as this. Even the thickest Media Studies AS level students could do this better.

  292. 292
    Londoner says:

  293. 293
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Who worded up the BBC charter – from arms length?

  294. 294
    Anonymous says:

    But was not (blood on his hands) Tony, the only grinning monstrosity to the right of Miliband?

    When the 45 min warning sounds, you and your family must take cover. Then again, if continue to push Russia . . .

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    jgm2 says:

    Poor Ned is upset because his vegetables didn’t win a rosette.

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    Chipboard says:

    I believe in tough sentences being available for violent criminals. However, it may simply be that the proposals make less sense than they should. Mandatory sentences can lead to injustice.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    Is the picture “Spot the vegetable”?

  298. 298
    Is Miliband a serial shirker? says:

    He seems to spend an awful lot of time in the vicinity of coffee mugs every day. When does he do any bloody work?

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    Z says:

    Ed’s having a good sniff. He’s quite weird.

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    JH-2309123845231 says:

    This is just the absolute worst. Who in their tiny minds thought that committing this to the foreverbase that is the internet would somehow help their cause? Shit quality photo, appallingly posed and framed, spunked on to the Dear Leader’s Twatter timeline.

    The BBC El Dorado of political promotion.

    If any of ‘Ed’s people’ are reading this, get used to it. In 11 months time, it will be fever fucking pitch. You are SO fucked.

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    RED LEN says:

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    JH-2309123845231 says:

    That’s it, just let the shit out, right into your designer jeans.

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    Gladys at number 63 says:

    Hello dear, I must say your moniker is rather hate-filled, is it ironic?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Water is at its maximum density at 3.984°. Good thing otherwise lakes and seas would never unfreeze. That is only one of a number of anomalies that water displays against other liquids.

    In addition:

    * The melting point shifts lower with increased pressure, unlike other liquids where it shifts higher.

    * There is a negative pressure coefficient of viscosity below 35° at lower pressures.

    * The isothermal compressibility of water under atmospheric pressure declines with increasing temperature.

    * The heat capacity of liquid form is substantially higher than frozen.

    * The isotope effects on the densities and transport properties do not possess ordinary mass or square-root-mass behaviour.

    http://www1.lsbu.ac.uk/water/explan2.html

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    JH-2309123845231 says:

    PS – read the comments on these Tweets. Just beyond hilarious.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    No – it seems that you have shaken up a fucking shit stirrer / a fear mongerer – but hey he is at the bottom of the barrel.

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    Andy Bumhum says:

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    jgm2 says:

    Bicycle clips for Lisa Millard!

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    Times are a changing says:

    He’s taken a tea leaf out of Chuky Butties idea and like Camoron takes a cameraman wherever he goes, I presume apart the toilet, he’s doing it to show all those supporters he’s losing, to them, watching television, it’s possible to walk further than the tv

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    Bat-shit crazy tory says:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Golly, gosh, um
    33 exclamation marks
    I’ll have my rent-boy horsewhipped for that.

  311. 311
    JH-2309123845231 says:

    Hang on, I thought UKIP were just a loony fringe party full of nasty old hideously white English people?

    Now you have dedicated campaign lorries, with hastily spunked out anti-UKIP ads?

    Diddums, what happened? Tell Daddy all about it.

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    jgm2 says:

    I’m not sure women can be racists. Don’t they have some kind of exemption?

  313. 313
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    As Blair used to practice [being a duplicitous legal bastard] – attack your opponent with what you are actually guilty of … Huh!

  314. 314
    JH-2309123845231 says:

    Fuck off back to Belgium beaker, and take your hastily-appointed wife with you this time.

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    give £3/month for ummm...Cheers easy... says:

    (plus) > 2000 in Bath on tuesday 29/04/14

    Any advance on that this week?

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    Anonymous says:

    And the award for the person that should be first on the list goes to: Blood on his hands Blair – for sexing-up the 45 min/WMD warning, putting D Ke11y out to dry, and other crimes.

    To avoid mass-protest, Tony will not be with us tonight.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Cognitive dissonance isn’t only practiced by the legals [CPS and pigs et autres] – the politicals have their own ‘special herd of nutjob tribal beLIEvers’ too.

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    Hannukkah Rice says:

    Unfortunately, in the time it’s taken Ed to lose one vote, the coalition has just imported about 10,000 people, most of them grasping efnics, keen to see the benefits gravy train continue. They will most probably vote Labour … so as one Brit wises up to weird Ed, thousands replace them.

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    Times are a changing says:

    Miserable bunch of clones, must be worrying for the left if the unions have taken to spend money on PR.

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    The Left says:

    Is she currently in a relationship with a man of colour?

    I think we have our answer.

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    jgm2 says:

    Yeah. Because the British public will see a union poster and change their voting intentions based on that?

    Brown trousers and bicycle clips all round chaps.

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    When our postal votes are included, 120% is easily possible.

  323. 323
    Mavis Ramsbottom says:

    he spelt the name wrong, he’s buying the flowers for Justin

  324. 324
    Anonymous says:

    So, after the egging, was running away the smartest of moves?

  325. 325
    Trigger says:

    And what was said then, or do I have too trawl though various twatters etc too find out?

  326. 326
    jgm2 says:

    All those union types look hideously white.

    Are there really no ethnics at Unite HQ?

    Somebody might want to look into that.

  327. 327
    Anonymous says:

  328. 328
    BBC says:

    The mong has been given an all areas pass – so expect him to crop of every day on some BBC programme.

  329. 329
    Anonymous says:

    Update on Labour toilet p ervert

  330. 330
    Jack Dromey says:

    Imagine him going to meet Putin.
    It would be embarrassing.

  331. 331
    JH3243262345645 says:

    I ‘participated’ in 6th form group projects the results of which projected more gravitas and professionalism than this.

    By ‘participated in’ I mean fucked-about-on-the-periphery-of.

  332. 332
    Trigger says:

    NB; I assume the imaged used in the caption is not Emily?

  333. 333
    Radio Radio says:

  334. 334
    Will someone please shoot Malala again says:

    Nigerian school girls are none of our business…Gordon.

  335. 335
    Will Self says:

    I am a total c’unt!

  336. 336
    JH3243262345645 says:

    The strange man looming forward in the centre may have distracted you from the token brown person to his right.

    She may be there under duress though. judging by the expression.

  337. 337
    Times are a changing says:

    Somebody should tell that channel 4 racist, Crick, oh sorry I forgot the left aren’t racists.

  338. 338
    REALITY CHECK says:

  339. 339
    Joss Taskin says:

    Are you confusing him with Will Straw ?

  340. 340
    Fishy says:

    £5 quid? I though it cost 17/-

  341. 341
    I wonder says:

    Is she familiar with the photo of Ed Balls dressed as a Nazi.

  342. 342
    Anonymous says:

    And how J Clarkson must wish for the days when folks used to find On the Buses, Jim Davidson or Benny Hill funny. The days when fat old gits could insult people – and not have to say SORRY! Those were the days.

  343. 343
    jgm2 says:

    Well spotted.

    Still well short of the usual ethnic quota for these kind of pictures. No turbans, no dishdashes, no black people.

    I reckon UNITE HQ could be in the frame here.

    They’re based in Central London. Half (okay, about a third) of London is Asian/black and yet they’ve only got a single token ethnic out of 12 people.

  344. 344
    Fishy says:

    £5.95? It’th the cotht of flowerth cwithith

  345. 345
    Mohammed Ses says:

    “Daniel” and “Samuel” are strange names for an atheist to give.

  346. 346
    just asking says:

    St Ives Cornwall or Cambridgeshire?

  347. 347
    Anonymous says:

    Unite are EU obsessives that and want European workers to undercut Unite members.
    That’s the biggest attack on British workers since Fatch.

  348. 348
    jgm2 says:

    The days when fat old gits could insult people

    I see what you did there.

    Even if you don’t

  349. 349
    Sue says:

    If Gordon Brown is a Hunt, why is he being portrayed as an arse?

  350. 350
    Anonymous says:

    So what is this word that does not mean anything to decent, upstanding, BNP members?

  351. 351
    Mrs Dromey says:

  352. 352
    Anonymous says:

    An Archer?

  353. 353
    State censorship says:

  354. 354
    jgm2 says:

    Whatever, minger.

  355. 355
    Orwell's Lament says:

    Even in private?

    Thought crime?

  356. 356
    The Liberal Democrat and Labour Parties says:

    We managed a 125% turnout betweeen us in the High Street Ward in Walthamstow last time. Both parties decided not to notice this remarkable achievement at the count: some say this was because neither were sure their candidates hadn’t been up to something.

  357. 357
    Ranking & shanking says:

    Last year – more than 2000 cautions given for knife carrying offences. More than 2000 community punishments given for knife offences. Justice?

  358. 358
    Ministry for State thought control says:

    Smacks of the stasi and children informing on their parents.

  359. 359
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

  360. 360
    Chris Patten never says:

    What’s it to do with you? The BBC is supposed to be independent of control by MPs.

  361. 361
    Lex Parsimoniae says:

    By any chance, does Schrödinger’s Cat shave with Ockham’s Razor?

  362. 362
    Hugh Grant says:

    My plan is working…

  363. 363
    Balls to both of them says:

    Yvette Balls was awful – condescending, faux concern, slow rhythmical speaking building to a populist point – all the usual tricks.

    Problem is its difficult to fake sincerity.

    She also pleaded, we got it wrong in immigration several times (but were not going to do anything about it…)

    She would then interrupt other speakers but protest loudly when anyone interrupted her…

    What an awful women to live with.

    She must have been on every common purpose media training programme there is !

  364. 364
    Freedom says:

    The Labour Party took over the BBC during the reign of terror. If we are ever to be a free nation again, we need to shut it down or sack half the staff.

  365. 365
    jgm2 says:

    The one that annoys me is the ba*nn*ing of ‘P*a*k*i’. It’s a fucking obvious abbreviation of Pa*kis*tani. They might affect not like it but it fucking well is.

    It would be like the British getting all precious about being called Brits instead of British.

    Yet apparently it’s fucking well ‘racist’.

    C*unts.

  366. 366
    J Clarkson says:

    Froggie bastards. Don’t they know the difference between anti – EU and anti – European?

  367. 367
    JH3243262345645 says:

    I still find them funny.

    What’s your point?

  368. 368
    jgm2 says:

    If you open the box the razor disappears.

  369. 369
    Mr Slater says:

    That was a rather unfair comparison, Nell. No Parrot deserves that.

  370. 370
    The British media are cunts says:

    Hey Harpic, lesbians who support groups who like to molest kids have no place in politics

  371. 371
    The Great British Public says:

    The only person that might save him is that liar and utterly unconvincing politician David Cameron.

    Yes Milliband is a mong, but no one likes being talked down to by a gang of Eton & Bullingdon toffs who are more interested in feathering their own nests with Samantha’s fathers windmills which pay £750,000 per year. Kerching.. nice little inheritance..

    Cameron is a traditional Notting Hill’ite full o’shite..

    He detests the plebs because many of them love their country, he is infected with his wife’s liberal and lets be honest, social democrat / socialist lite ideology and is more interested in chill-axing and playing angry birds on his iPad than rescuing and building this great country.

    Quite simply, Cameron cannot be trusted, he is a liar, a liar and a liar.

    He will never grant a referendum and has said he would always vote to stay in the EU.

    He is the boy who cried wolf far too many times over the EU and who has now been unmasked as the true Europhiliac traitor that he is.

    The only thing Cameron is committed to is surrendering the last small vestiges of British sovereignty to the EU as fast as he can.

    A disgusting man who cannot be trusted.

  372. 372
    The British media are cunts says:

    Another Newsnight blow job for Gordon Brown, when is the jock twat going to get a hard time over fucking up the economy from the BBC

  373. 373
    jgm2 says:

    BINGO!!

    Bullingdon. Eton. Plebs. Toffs.

    Ah. No. Fuck. You forgot ‘Gideon’.

  374. 374
    JH3243262345645 says:

    I’m sure Crick will be ambushing them on this at the earliest opportunity.

    In the same way I was ‘sure’ interest rates would rocket circa 2010.

  375. 375
    Anonymous says:

    Out of interest, what is UKIP policy on: Paid Holidays, Maternity Leave and Sick Pay? And what is UKIP’s going to do about: Banker Bonuses, selling off the NHS and the Royal Mail being ripped off by City Spivs?

  376. 376
    jgm2 says:

    The deal will be that the questions are agreed in advance otherwise the terribly busy, self enricher tireless charity worker won’t come on the show.

  377. 377
    The Home Office says:

    You mean, like the ‘Prevent’ Programme?

  378. 378
    jgm2 says:

    Nothing hopefully.

    When in doubt – do nothing is as good a policy as any.

    In that respect it mirrors Labour policy quite well at the moment.

  379. 379
    Paris says:

    Europe, the EU, France. It’s all the same to us.

  380. 380
    Anonymous says:

    Why do you think the BBC are attacking him and calling their own ‘poster boy’ a racisssssttttt…

    He was very close to standing for UKIP and so the BBC did what they do best, only this time they are smearing one of their own.

    Expect more of the same so he cannot stand.
    The BBC and LibLabCon were equally distraught at such a popular figure standing for UKIP… the very thought of one of their own doing that makes them apoplectic… plus he would be very popular with the public.

    What if he stood in Witney ?????

    Think about it…

  381. 381
    Malvolio in Olivia's Garden says:

    Not black in my mind, though yellow in my legs.

  382. 382
    Anonymous says:

    A “reign of terror”? And “to be a free nation again”? So it seems that some of you hard-right-wingers REALLY believe your own BullSH!T. That say, if Clarkson is to be sacked…

  383. 383
    JH3243262345645 says:

    Hopefully the policy is a middle finger held erect in Len McLusky’s face, for the rest of recordable time.

    Time people like you realised most of the trouble in this world is caused by the likes of you and your fellow travellers needing to feel important.

  384. 384
    Anonymous says:

    Very true, Cameron is all of the above.

    What Cameron is not, is patriotic, proud, respectful, honest, concerned, truthful, convincing, fearful of God, strong, persuasive, kind, caring, compassionate, with empathy, considerate.

    He is in short, a fcuking cast iron liar who lives in a privileged world sipping the best Waitrose champagne who cares not for his country, or his fellow man (unless they went to Eton in which case it’s jobs for the boys).

    And to think last week he was claiming to be a Christian with Christian values, yet less than 12 months ago he was prosecuting poor nurses because they wanted to wear a Christian cross to work.

    The word hypocrite does not do the man justice.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9136191/Christians-have-no-right-to-wear-cross-at-work-says-Government.html

    That man is a disgrace to Thatchers memory.

  385. 385
    A nony mous says:

    Very true, Cameron is all of the above.

    What Cameron is not, is patriotic, proud, respectful, honest, concerned, truthful, convincing, fearful of God, strong, persuasive, kind, caring, compassionate, with empathy, considerate.

    He is in short, a fcuking cast iron liar who lives in a privileged world sipping the best Waitrose champagne who cares not for his country, or his fellow man (unless they went to Eton in which case it’s jobs for the boys).

    And to think last week he was claiming to be a Christian with Christian values, yet less than 12 months ago he was prosecuting poor nurses because they wanted to wear a Christian cross to work.

    The word hypocrite does not do the man justice.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9136191/Christians-have-no-right-to-wear-cross-at-work-says-Government.html

  386. 386
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Remember – the previous TUC nobjockey to Brendan Barber went off to Europe to promote himself (and his pocket) …

    Strange that the msm have never dared to mention him … or is it?

  387. 387
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    You talking of them faux celebrities [Paris] – i was just thinking that [read in the JC] … wasn’t that peaches married to the leader of The Scum – says it all really dunnit?

  388. 388
    Mack Bromey says:

    What about men who search on the internet for ‘big n-word cocks’?

    What is your policy on those men being allowed into the BBC, Parliament and / or your bed?

    Just asking on behalf of ‘a friend’.

  389. 389
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Anne MacElvoy [ES] – 2-faced, bitch, liar and ‘owned’.

  390. 390
    JH-21334578745 says:

    If you are going to almost single handedly destroy the left’s ikkle plans for the country you may as well really go to town and do it in mustard coloured trousers.

    What a star.

  391. 391
    Freedom says:

    1997-2010: more new crimes placed on the statute books than any time in the country’s history. More people prosecuted for what they thought and said rather than what they had done since the reign of Bloody Mary. More people denied education or employment unless they repeated the mantra of an official state religion (of ‘equal opportunities’ and ‘celebrating diversity’) since before Catholic Emancipation in the 19th Century. State spying on citizens’ at al all time high. Illegal wars. The list can go on…

    I used to consider myself to be centre-left until the last decade, when I realised that the Labour Party no longer believes in civil liberties, the rule of law, the promotion of peaceful international relations or freedom of speech. Now I know that the whole ‘left-right’ dichotomy is utter bollocks, a mere advertising pitch by the different Westminster oligarchies.

  392. 392
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Lee Desty – of BBC Soth Today – Hunt, wanker or liar?

  393. 393
    Do me another says:

    The flowers grew in great profusion, the rain stopped, even when the snow came down and dressed the trees in a lovely white coating, their were no wars to disturb the peace and no soldiers came home in body-bags, the land was full of milk and honey and all lived happily on the beautiful, island of Britain , between the year of our lord 1997 and 2010, there that’s the fckin left’s version.

  394. 394
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    What duplicitous lefty / EU shit could Croyden council be concealing in their plannning department – officers?

  395. 395
    jgm2 says:

    In fairness it was more a reign of abject incompetence than a reign of terror. Although being ruled by utter fucking incompetents is terrifying so there was certainly a lot of overlap.

  396. 396
    Shakespeare says:

    ‘Be not afraid of greatness:’ ’twas well writ.

  397. 397
    A nony mous says:

    At least we know from past form that Clegg and Marxist Milliband are cnuts. They are if you like, the Ronseal of cnuts.

    The problem with ‘Dave cast iron Cameron’ is that he does a good job of hiding the fact he is clearly a cnut. He takes cnutdom into a whole new universe of deception and subterfuge.

    I mean, who would honestly pretend to be a Christian, what kind of man would lie about that. Who would lay claim to ‘faith’ when they clearly detest the Christian faith. Cameron’s faux pretence at being a Christian with Christian values and morals, will be studied by political students in the future in the same way as B liars sexed up Iraq dossier is. History will not be kind to Cameron.

    Let us not forget, only last year Cameron instructed the courts to prosecute poor nurses who had the audacity to wear a Christian cross to work. That is how much the man stands up for the Christian faith, he prosecutes them.

    What a hypocrite. Who could ever trust a man like that, who lies so easily. A man who will never… grant an EU referendum because he is a committed Europhile.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9136191/Christians-have-no-right-to-wear-cross-at-work-says-Government.html

  398. 398
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    Because he comes from there, JC can stand for Doncaster the seat into which Militwat was parachuted. Interesting prospect.

  399. 399
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    What of farmer Tony Martin – take a break – and other innocents ‘put inside’ because certain judges / recorders are corrupt irrespective of what their religious background might be?

  400. 400
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    + 100,000

  401. 401
    JH-21334578745 says:

    PS – Sorry! with Ronnie Corbett was also quite funny, and probably not as achingly PC as you would like although it did feature a gelded, painfully uncool wh_te male as it’s centrepiece which I’m sure was a step in the right direction.

  402. 402
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    A message / info for Saturday

    Babe!raham Lincoln:-

    “You can fool some of the people for some of the time,
    but you cannot fool,
    all of the people, for all of the time.”

    How prophetic was that saying?

  403. 403
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    by all means delete this comment but to delete the one before makes you look like fucking deluded idiots.

  404. 404
    Anonymous says:

  405. 405
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Why was there no lengthy article about this on the BBC news, this creature is not only a pervert of the most vile sort ,but a common criminal.
    Imagine if he had been a UKIP candidate, it would by now have been all over the BBC!

  406. 406
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    Half of HIGNFY was taken up taking the piss out Farage. Everyone of these so-called “satirists” taking the official BBC line. Should get Nige a few 1000 more votes.

  407. 407
    Divine Brown says:

    Gobble-ack-ugh-gobble it sure is honey chile *glub*

  408. 408
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    Militwat did not exactly stand his ground when a similar thing happened to him, did He.

  409. 409
    Pathos Bathos says:

    Presumably that wasn’t a ‘focus’ group.

  410. 410
    David Cameron says:

    Shuuuussssshhhhh

    We import them as well, because its cheeeeeeep staff for business owners – they love us for it.

    Cheap nannies and cleaners too – we love it..

  411. 411
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    Some people want to have their slice of PIE and eat it.

  412. 412
    The Desperate Duo says:

    I brought peace to the world (Phoney B£iar)

    I saved and brought prosperity to the World (Grouniad Brhune)

  413. 413
    Call me Racist, homophobe, anti-feminist, anti-EUSSR - that’s fine by me says:

    ANYTHING you like – providing it is sure to upset the hand-wringing wailing metropolitan B£iarist arty-farty pollytwadlist, HarpyHarmanist, Grouniad / BBC PC pinko LibLabCon fuckers

  414. 414
    If you say so says:

    Anne Wiiddicombe breath

  415. 415
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe the Sun will run

    ‘It was Nigel wot won it !’

  416. 416
    Anonymous says:

    Neither understood the other, it was as if they were both speaking a foreign language.

    Also very creepy how Ed wouldn’t let go of the poor guys hand… weird Ed….

  417. 417
    Hate filled, racist, misogonistic, deranged, psychotic and lazy, troughing UKIP candidate says:

    Cam will be a genius if we gets rid of those scottish fucks

  418. 418
    Hate filled, racist, misogonistic, deranged, psychotic and lazy, troughing UKIP candidate says:

    you must be a foreign twat

    Milliband will storm to a 50+ majority thanks to UKIP and Labour’s client state of human filth

  419. 419
    Anonymous says:

    Good man Nigel, speaking sense even after 11pm

  420. 420
    Ed Eggyband..... says:

    Haaahahahahahahahahahahaha

  421. 421
    Sid Cleverbollocks says:

    Thangam DEBBONAIRE?????

  422. 422
    Ed Eggyband No 2..... says:

  423. 423
    Eggy Labour says:

    Labour seems to get egged the most…..

  424. 424
    Sid Cleverbollocks says:

    For those who may have missed it…

  425. 425
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Robert Grözinger reports the situation well. He is a freelance reporter and translator born in 1965.

    There remains the question of why the feeling of “right-wing populism” is particularly strong, especially in the UK as they gain traction increasingly, the social democratic Labour opposition supporters are confined to {those who see themselves as} the working class. And here we come to the heart of the matter at the next election. Perhaps it is no coincidence that the two countries that have the strongest non-socialist anti-EU parties ever, namely England and Switzerland, the two European countries which are longest and therefore most deeply rooted in the culture of liberal and individualist tradition, so deep that in England, socialism could only be introduced by propagation via the Fabian Society’s salami tactics. Now the remaining part of the salami strikes back. The Tea Party in the U.S. is also fed largely from the English Heritage classical liberal.

    It would be wrong, therefore, to speak of an “Anglo-Saxon conspiracy” of the United States and Britain against the EU. The ruling elites in politics, media, bureaucracy and “Big Business”, both in Washington and London, are very supportive of the island state’s continued membership in the centralised superstate.

    The comment states:
    Good news from the Island. Nigel Farage and his party UKIP have recognised the EU for what it is: a red monster. But when the British leave the boat, it is hoped that the whole boat will capsize.

  426. 426
    Anonymous says:

    I neber seen de like since i been born….

  427. 427
    tories are the nazi party says:

    as usual, miss the important things

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lord-hanningfield-claims-fiddle-expenses-3489778

    not again????????????????????????

  428. 428
    The ineffable lightness of Kipling says:

    Surprised they could find a white man on Gloucester Rod, or was he bussed in? Irie.

  429. 429
    UKIP 4 ALL says:

    Black people use the N word all the time in public and private Mizzz harpy are they included in your authoritarian exclusion?

    No?

    Aaah now I see the real reason for your hate laws, they were designed to apply to one racial group only.

  430. 430
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Would Jeremy agree that kiddyfiddling PIE supporting, men-hating, women have no place in the House of Commons – especially at Deputy Leader level – or indeed the world?

    More PIE vicar?

  431. 431
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Scotland could leave the EK and the UK could leave the EU.

    WHAT’S NOT TO LIKE ????

  432. 432
    Fred the pensioner says:

    EU (obviously)*

  433. 433
    Fred the pensioner says:

    oops: Try again:

    Scotland would leave the UK and the UK would leave the EU.

    There, that’s better. Must go on a diet – these fat fingers need slimming down a bit.

  434. 434
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Is that woman in green there to demand next month’s rent?

  435. 435
    i think so says:

    Melanie Phillips is absolutely right.

  436. 436
    Max Cliffords Breakfast in bed says:

  437. 437
    Anonymous says:

    “Weird Ed Loses Another Voter”
    Now try and think back Tedward. Where were you, in your personal interpretation of reality, when you last had any of the electorate with you? Might that have been when you could still perceive that unbreakable link betwixt democracy and plebiscite?

  438. 438
    Ed Miliband says:

    I thuwwerly enthoyed meeting thith proud tholdier.

    I told him I hoped he wasn’t beheaded in the thtweet by some of our more culthurwally enwitched voterth.

  439. 439
    The 2015 British Revolution says:

    HEAR FOCKING HEAR!!!

    …but the same applies to Miliband and Clegg …all are foreigners …wolves in sheep’s clothing

    All of them will push through laws that weren’t in their manifestos; and avoid pushing through laws that were in their manifestos.

    A vote for Conservative, Labour, Liberal Democrats, Greens is ALWAYS a wasted vote.

    Vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE… anyone but them… but you MUST vote!

    Vote for change.

  440. 440
    The 2015 British Revolution says:

    They would have to get rid of the two-Ed monstor for that to happen…

    Observe:
    h**p://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/Analysis_Frontiers.html

    If we use the most unpopular recent Tory government – 1997 saw them gain 4% in the 2 years run up, so we could easily see the Tories going from about 30% in spring 2013 to about 34% in spring 2015…

    Labour, on the other hand, were at about 38% in spring 2013, and are down to about 36%.

    both parties are trending towards an equal 35% each, which cuts it very fine for Labour.
    The idea of a Lib-Lab coalition is problematic, if the LibDems are associated with the losing side.

    So, unless some unusual stuff happens, e.g.: UKIP momentum doing something unprecedented since the rise of Labour a century ago.

    It looks like a hung parliament again in 2015:
    Labour 35%
    Conservative 35%
    UKIP 16%
    LibDEM 8%
    Others 6%

    I reckon a Labour minority government is most likely, with another election before 2020 (probably before 2017), messing up the whole stupid 5-year term idea, and another chance for UKIP to increase it’s MP share from a handful to more than a handful, and enough to deliver a UKIP-Conservative coalition in 2017.

    I can’t see any of the present leaders being in post in 2017, Cameron and Clegg will probably go in 2015, and Miliband shortly after, leaving all three parties in a mess.

    it’s almost like there’s 100-year cycle emerging of the status quo being disrupted.

  441. 441
    The 2015 British Revolution says:

    Or Eris, goddess of chaos, strife, and discord.

  442. 442
    inside out says:

    Where do they get these people,what kind of job is that?How did we ever manage without her or ilk like her.We as a nation are doomed if this is how our political representatives have earned a crust.

  443. 443
    The 2015 British Revolution says:

    …or is that contested between Harriet and Yvette?

  444. 444
    The 2015 British Revolution says:

    Ocnus – Personification of incompetence, protracted delay and confused futility.

    h**p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocnus

  445. 445
    Frank O'Foil says:

    English or French mustard?

  446. 446
    The 2015 British Revolution says:

    That tedious bully Paul Merton is as shit as Ian Pigslop, just typical BBC safety-in-numbers bollocks, but obviously Farage knows that, and perhaps calculates that sacrificing himself on the altar of HIGNFY will trick the BBC thugs into going too far, and drive support to him… part of his popularity is as the bullied underdog. It’s a bit of an existential problem for the left to have the status of bullied underdog taken from them, and for them to be tricked into being seen as the bullies harassing him.

  447. 447
    B B C _ B r o w n s h i r t s says:

    T h a t _ t e d i o u s _ b u l l y _ P a u l _ M e r t o n _ i s _ a s _ s h i t e _ a s _ I a n _ P i g s l o p , _ j u s t _ t y p i c a l _ B B C _ s a f e t y – i n – n u m b e r s _ b o l l o c k s , _ b u t _ o b v i o u s l y _ F a r a g e _ k n o w s _ t h a t , _ a n d _ p e r h a p s _ c a l c u l a t e s _ t h a t _ s a c r i f i c i n g _ h i m s e l f _ o n _ t h e _ a l t a r _ o f _ H I G N F Y _ w i l l _ t r i c k _ t h e _ B B C _ t h u g s _ i n t o _ g o i n g _ t o o _ f a r , _ a n d _ d r i v e _ s u p p o r t _ t o _ h i m . . . _ p a r t _ o f _ h i s _ p o p u l a r i t y _ i s _ a s _ t h e _ b u l l i e d _ u n d e r d o g . _ I t ’ s _ a _ b i t _ o f _ a n _ e x i s t e n t i a l _ p r o b l e m _ f o r _ t h e _ l e f t _ t o _ h a v e _ t h e _ s t a t u s _ o f _ b u l l i e d _ u n d e r d o g _ t a k e n _ f r o m _ t h e m , _ a n d _ f o r _ t h e m _ t o _ b e _ t r i c k e d _ i n t o _ b e i n g _ s e e n _ a s _ t h e _ b u l l i e s _ h a r a s s i n g _ h i m .

  448. 448
    Left-wing haircut says:

    Typical totalitarian socialist attempt to rewrite history and herd the masses towards being “on message” – their message.

    You will laugh only when the far-left establishment says, and you will only laugh at what they want, and as hard as they want.

    Meanwhile people are struggling to pay rent and feed themselves due to the Far-Left’s insistence that unprecedented mass immigration enriches us.

  449. 449
    thostids says:

    Having donned his bullet-proof vest and Kevlar helmet, there is only one thing you can do – test your flame-thrower.

  450. 450
    The Poverty Party says:

    Should be buying red roses too, shouldn’t he? Or are Labour becoming the Pink Party?

  451. 451
    The Photoshopped Party says:

    Is that one of the cardboard cutouts of a voter they carry around? Or did they photoshop it?

  452. 452
    The cost-of-policy-vacuum-crisis Party says:

    Looks like that man in black shirt behind him is blowing on an inflatable failed Labour leader.

  453. 453
    This Labour government will be delayed for approximately one generation says:

    Is that man on the left using an app for generating trite meaningless patronising platitudes from a failed Labour leader?

  454. 454
    Anonymous says:

    The BBC are desperate to get rid of Top Gear because it’s against everything they stand for but they need an excuse – they can’t just axe a programme with the sort of ratings TG gets.

    The leftie worm who leaked the unaired footage must seethe impotently every time he has to watch TG as part of his job.

  455. 455
    Ed held hostage by Common Purpose commandoes says:

    So they’ve got one on each side to operate the backpedals, and bridge the gap between arse and elbow, and one in front with the remote control to operate his AS-level politics student lisping nerdy neckwart.

  456. 456
    Max "remains very close to his daughter" says:

    Yes, anyone who ever thought you had to be clever to be a professor, should try talking to one for 5 minutes.

    I wonder if there’ll be some gangsters who’d be interested in hiring him for PR?

  457. 457
    Anonymous says:

    The exercise is a waste of time because the raw data is from a sparse and random collection of weather stations which were never intended for the purpose to which they are being put. Most of the records are incomplete.

    In short the raw data is unmitigated shite which cannot be used to draw any conclusions never mind show up supposed temperature changes of the order of 0.1 deg. C.

  458. 458
    just a guy says:

    How are you voting because I sure as hell wont be voting for the party which calls Miliband and Clegg Foreigners simply because you don’t agree with their politics and their family history’s are bit more varied than yours.

    Don’t get me wrong both are twats but you are equally full of shit.

  459. 459
    Fred the pensioner says:

    That left worm should be up before the beak for leaking personal and private info to the Press – and then sent down for 10 years “pour encourager les autres”.

  460. 460
    Something awful says:

    Just pause, and think about this for a moment… our country represented and run by these:

    Ed Milliband, Prime Minister
    Middle-class Oxbridge millionaire protagonist for the proletariat
    Never had a job outside politics
    Nerdy, uncharismatic, dopey, lisping, ineloquent, indecisive, adolescent union puppet
    New Labour unblinking patronising robot

    Harriet Harman, Deputy Prime Minister
    Middle-class Oxbridge millionaire protagonist for the proletariat
    Let Jack Dromey lose his mess inside
    Expert in not speaking out about PIE
    Political Correctness fascista
    New Labour unblinking patronising robot

    Ed Balls, Chancellor of the Exchequer
    Middle-class Oxbridge millionaire protagonist for the proletariat
    Expert in national economic collapse
    Libor regulating expert
    Expenses enthusiast
    Parking enthusiast
    Twitter meme
    New Labour unblinking patronising robot

    Yvette Balls, Home Secretary
    Middle-class Oxbridge millionaire protagonist for the proletariat
    Allowed Ed Balls to lose his mess inside
    Expenses enthusiast
    New Labour unblinking patronising robot

    Sadiq Khan, Lord Chancellor, and Secretary of State for Justice &
    h**p://order-order.com/2010/10/08/5-things-you-should-know-about-the-shadow-justice-secretary/
    Expenses enthusiast
    Twitter-wit

    Yes… how bad are the alternatives, when you really think about it?

  461. 461
    Something awful says:

    Why is Jasmin racist against the English, her own people?

  462. 462
    The Left is Losing! says:

    Lisa Millard, trained in the deadly left-wing art of the Ad Hominem.

  463. 463
    Ed Kinnock - Labour Loser says:

    …talks AT us…

  464. 464
    Fred the pensioner says:

    BW: You gotta learn to spell Saterday properly…

  465. 465
    Labour's mass immigration generation rent says:

    Reduce immigration, and increase repatriation and deportation then, Ed, instead of stigamatising those who rent as failures.

  466. 466
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Are he and the judge members of the same lodge?

  467. 467
    Lib Dem Self Destruction says:

    Libidinous Demagogues on the wrong side of the argument as useful.

    8% and falling, Nick

    How’s that Cyril Smith inquiry coming along? (obviously I mean ‘coming’ in the normal sense)

  468. 468
    Lost Deposit Party says:

    as usual… which is useful, actually

  469. 469
    Unite the Racists says:

    Well, how will they turn any wacists away from UKIP to agwee wiv them, if they show some efnics?

  470. 470
    The Nigel word? says:

    What’s the N-word Hattie? Spell it out for me, I need to know what word not to use.

  471. 471
    Far Left Police State bait says:

    Yes, it WAS a “Reign of Terror”, and yes, New Labour did reduce free speech in the UK.

    Everyone has the moral right to say what they want, policing language is banal, and belies a complete lack of understanding about what freedom of expression means.

    What was it that Steven Fry was wheeled onto the Bolshevik Brainwashing Commisariat to lecture us about… how the English language is constantly changing and can’t be controlled or frozen in aspic.

    The precise words a person uses are irrelevant, it is always the intent, that is discernable from the context.
    People can always make up another word, or gesture, or symbol… you cannot control hearts and minds, and this leftist mission is fundamentally thick, misconceived, and divisive of society.

    You cannot control intent and opinion by policing vocabulary… are you hard-left-wing extremists so stupid that you actually believe that?

    Sack him, and you turn him into a martyr… be careful what you wish for, you cryptofascist prick.

  472. 472
    I-KIP, WE-KIP, I'm orf for a KIP says:

    Sorry, got carried away a bit there. Please read ‘Fuck the rest, THEIR divide and conquer days are OVER.’

  473. 473
    Ex-Tory says:

    Actually it will be because of pink “Tories” like you and Dave and Matthew Parris.

  474. 474
    UKIPPER says:

    Don’t forget, the Euro election results are announced on Sunday May 25th. The day after, May 26th is a bank holiday. Officially this is Spring Bank Holiday but this year it will be renamed “Victory over LibLabCon Day”. I urge everyone to go to your local Liberal, Labour or Conservative Party office or club and point and laugh at them.

  475. 475
    UKIPPER says:

    UKIP has no policy on paid holidays, maternity leave and sick pay or any plans to change them. Your union mates are pretending, ludicrously, that if we leave the EU, workers will no longer get fucking holidays. Because as I’m sure you remember those things did not exist until Blair signed us up to the social chapter. Everyone worked 365 days a year and if you were pregnant you have birth at your desk.

    As for the rest of your socialist concerns, fuck off and vote for socialists.

  476. 476
    UKIPPER says:

    She’d love to own her own home, I’ll wager. What will your rent controls do to stop house prices spiraling out of reach?

  477. 477
    The Critic says:

    Ashcroft? Coulson? Squeezed middle..yadayadayda

  478. 478
    Halibert Hall says:

    The only way you can communicate with the rest of the world is by using the conquerors language ENGLISH …..get real you lost

  479. 479
    Mr Nobody says:

    Enjoy it while it lasts, Ukip will poll around 4% next year. Nobody wants to see hard left Ed and his partner-in-crime Twelvety in Downing Street.

  480. 480
    UKIPPER says:

    4% eh? I wouldn’t bet your house on that.

    We’re taking Geeky Ed and Boggle Eyed Ed’s voters anyway so don’t worry your Tory head.

  481. 481
    Jack Dromey says:

    I would just like to clarify something my wife said.

    Whereas saying the N word in any context is never, ever acceptable, doing an internet search for “BIG BLACK GAY COCKS” is perfectly fine.

    I thank you.

  482. 482
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, why do so many leftie wimmin look like that? Is there a cloning factory somewhere churning them out?

    Is it some sort of targeted recruitment campaign?
    “Look like the south end of a northbound cat? Join us and we promise never to mention it.”

  483. 483
    Anonymous says:

    Not sure that “earned” is the right word here.

  484. 484
    Anonymous says:

    You know book cover quotes are famously cherry picked and taken out of context.

    “He is a complete professional and the best of his type by a million miles – mind you that’s not hard as all his type are complete and utter c’unts of the highest degree.”

  485. 485
    Anonymous says:

    They are trying to prove that he has actually met and successfully interacted with a real person. Most of them are planted or carefully pre vetted to try to ensure that they won’t insult him, ask difficult questions or pledge their undying support for him while unfortunately at the same time making it obvious they are completely deranged.

  486. 486
    Anonymous says:

    Because what’s really important in a political leader is flashy tailoring.

    How’s that working out for you, Lisa?

  487. 487
    Anonymous says:

    He’s always sniffing because he farts a lot and wants to check if it’s going to be noticeably smelly.

  488. 488
    Anonymous says:

    While New Labour could have done more to promote free speech, using the term “Reign of Terror” seems a slight over-statement – even for the right-wing.

    As for Freedom of Expression, while vital, there are certain limits. Limits so that that the freedom of people NOT to be insulted or offended is protected Set against this, is it not a case of self-policing and awareness?

    Words are not irrelevant, but it is true that intent is discernable from the context. Take, “Bolshevik Brainwashing Commissariat”, who but a the far-right-winger would use such a term?

    Saying that “you cannot control hearts and minds” is a little rich. For this site (the Daily Mail and the like) attempt to reinforce right-wing ideas every-single-day. So by setting and controlling the terms of debate, you lot clearly believe it is possible to police public opinion.

    As for that self-promoting Top Gear presenter, sack he becomes martyr – but only for 15 mins.

  489. 489
    Anonymous says:

    “Oh shit, there goes another one. Oh god it’s really bad. Which way is the wind blowing? Is she leaning away because she’s smelled it? Shit I think she is.”

  490. 490
    Anonymous says:

    Woman in blue is thinking “I really need to check the sell by date on those eggs”

  491. 491
    Anonymous says:

    Possibly, Self is more of a twat.

  492. 492
    Anonymous says:

    Might as well complete the set.

    “Oops – one just slipped out”

  493. 493
    Anonymous says:

    Clearly, people like me should keep out and not have a view on the issues and policy. Instead we should just sit at home watching football, soaps or mindless adverts. So, needing to feel self-important, does not apply to people like you?

  494. 494
    Anonymous says:

    Thank you for helping to under-mine your Parties careful attempt to present an image of being – ‘of the people’. So, apart from the race card, UKIP does not care about big issues?

  495. 495
    Lady Constance de Coverlet says:

    Miliband ?!! He may be a god to you but he’s no Zeus to me.

  496. 496
    It's logical, Captain, and therefore unacceptable to the criminally insane elite says:

    The answer is obvious – “Pa*kis*tani” should be banned too.

  497. 497
    Patronising Socialist Twat says:

    I do like ‘Popularism’ – especially around Election Time. Other than that, I just tend to do what EYE want because EYE knows best. Innit.

  498. 498
    Anonymous says:

    Socialism is Christianity with a n al s ex

  499. 499
    I'm so daft that I'm still listening says:

    I do like the way you seem to know what I’m doing before I do. Are you a Magician? I would ask more questions but I need you to keep on telling me what to think and say….BA in Social Bollocks and General Undeserved Superiority perchance? PPE? English and Womens’ Studies?…..

  500. 500
    disgusted of tunbridge wells says:

    You would think that a man who resembles the secret love-child of Kermit the frog, would make every effortvto ingratiate himself with his adoring public. Just goes to show how wrong you can be.

  501. 501
    stushie says:

    She’s a mega vote loser.Don’t knock her too much or the ‘Dear Leader’ might off her.

  502. 502
    frank says:

    “Take me to your leader.”

    Do I win the Guido caption contest?

  503. 503
    frank says:

    Wot “N-Word”? “Notdoinganythingaboutdangerouspaedohiles”?

  504. 504
    frank says:

    For this years Comic Relief I want to watch Red Ed attempt to debate Nigel FARAGE. Planet Zog versus Surrey.

  505. 505
    Anonymous says:

    Never heard of him.

  506. 506
    JH325425332451234 says:

    Ahahahahahhaaaaa

    The likes of you usually busy yourself trying to censor and close down any dissent from your views with accusations of bigotry and racism.

    Now you want to sound like YOU are being closed out.

    Fucking priceless.

  507. 507
    JH325425332451234 says:

    ‘Big issues’ as defined by lord-chief-high-cünt-Anonymous.

    Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.

    That isn’t me telling you that. It is the polls for the EU elections telling you that.

  508. 508
    JH325425332451234 says:

    Can we just ban P*akistan?

  509. 509
    Emily says:

    My wonderful Grandpa. Thanks for sharing him & his denture “thang”. At 83 and still running his own business with the most generous heart anyone could ever imagine, sharing his picture with the world is 1. Very heartwarming 2. a very strange thing to do. You must have had fun trailing through my family albums hey? Weirdo.

  510. 510
    Emily says:

    p.s. not sure where this photo came from. It’s not me, this is in the flower shop up the road. Emily was just finishing having her haircut at this moment in time.

  511. 511
    Emily says:

    Bright pink at the time actually. Maybe we “clashed” a little…

  512. 512
    Emily says:

    Ohhhh well have fun with that whilst I get on with my life. It might take you a while…

  513. 513
    Emily says:

    I assume you have never visited Gloucester Road then. A wonderful road of all types of people, all ages, from all cultures, all colours, races & status. That’s what makes it, and Bristol, beautiful. Please take your stereotyping & misconceived attitude away, it’s not needed or wanted here.

  514. 514
    Emily says:

    omg an isirta reference


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