May 2nd, 2014

WATCH: Bibi Rants Against Selfies

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared the death of the selfie, railing against our enslavement at the hands of our smartphones:

“What do you get out of all these pictures? What do you do with it? I mean, what exactly do you do with it? You took the picture, what happens now?

“I don’t understand this new world, everybody’s taking pictures. When do they have time to live? They’re taking pictures all the time. Only taking pictures, that’s all they do. Pictures, pictures, pictures.

I’m the only person here without all these electronic devices and I’m a free man. You’re all slaves! You’re slaves to your gadgets! You’re slaves!”

How many of us are slaves to Twitter…

Via Times of Israel.

88 Comments

  1. 1
    Bog standard lefty window licker says:

    Must be some racism in there somewhere?

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    • 11
      A woomun ob kulla, innit, says:

      Der am alway da raycest whitey an dey all say de same ting!

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      • 22
        Vinny says:

        How did that sh1t get past the mods?

        Vote UKIP but not for racism.

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        • 27
          Rinka the Dog says:

          Over in the Telegraph Dan Hodges has what shrinks call ‘a burst into reality’ and it has unhinged him.

          http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danhodges/100269826/jeremy-clarkson-and-n-r-ukip-and-romanians-is-this-really-2014/

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          • UAF says:

            I see that he is not interested in having anyone reply to him. Good man. Our authoritarianism marches on.

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          • Dung says:

            I love Hodges daily meltdowns. For those who didn’t read it, a summary:

            1) I am right about everything

            2) Everyone else is a racist. Especially you.

            3) Comments closed.

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          • wat da f. ? says:

            All the things Geedough could get that corrupt crackpot Z ion azi criminal on and he choses selfies…

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        • 32
          jgm2 says:

          Bollocks. Vote UKIP for any fucking reason you like.

          Me? It’ll be so I can enjoy the look on Clegg’s, Miliband’s and Dave’s faces when they realise they’re no longer the only gig in town. And though I won’t see it I bet the face of the LibDem MEP who sent me a letter this morning that ended ‘every vote will make a difference between us being Great Britain and Little England’ will be a fucking picture on 23 May too.

          Little England? I’ll give you ‘Little England’ you condescending c*unt.

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          • Lord Wayne of Trombone says:

            Lib Dem letter to my house was equally a pile of out of touch rhetoric

            F.CK THEM

            In other news, aren’t the birds on ITV morning show super hot?

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          • táxpáyér says:

            It’s trade barrier managed declinism little-europe they want.

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          • jgm2 says:

            The fucking impertinence of the woman. I’ve never heard of her. Catherine Bearder. My LibDem MEP apparently.

            Checked the list of South East LibDem candidates and there she is, number one on the list. So she’s probably safe but you never know your luck.

            But at number 5 who did I see but an Ian Bearder. So I checked wiki and, what a fucking surprise, it’s her son. And then I read his LibDem profile ‘I have visited all 49 European countries…’ Like he was applying to Brighton Poly to study geography or something.

            Ooooooo. Them Bearder fuckers are due a very rude awakening.

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          • Ockham's Razor says:

            My proxy form for UKIP has already gone off. It is the first time I have not voted Conservative (apart from one independent councillor who subsequently retook the Conservative whip anyway.)

            Yes! That Little England criticism always makes me smile. Especially when I then point out to my accusers where I live.

            They will find out how every vote will make a difference – the hard way. Condescending c*unts indeed!

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          • táxpáyér says:

            @jgm2 Good news.

            LibDems told to expect to lose all MEPs in Euro elections ‘bloodbath’

            http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10791249/LibDems-told-to-expect-to-lose-all-MEPs-in-Euro-elections-bloodbath.html

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          • Observant says:

            If only it were not a figurative bloodbath.

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          • jgm2 says:

            @taxpayer

            We can but hope. Ideally Labour and Tories would lose all their MEPs too. A fucking clean sweep for UKIP.

            Not, as I’ve said, that I particularly blame the EU for our home-grown Brownian clusterfuck because, in truth, the EU was blameless about that. Nope, my motivation is to see them with blood in their stools as it dawns on the fuckers here in Westminster that their days are numbered.

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          • a dane (again) says:

            have your s seen my planes?
            lalala i am not listening. so says the gurrafe.
            so when facing indifestion think of the girrafe.
            jeera.cumin
            fuckof.fo

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          • Londoner says:

            Hopefully, the Greens will also be wiped out. There few more odious, fatty-jowelled smug and self-satisfied anti=British Euro- troughers than the Green MEP Fatty Lambert

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          • cured lefty says:

            Plus plenty

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    • 76
      The Growler says:

      “How many of us are slaves to Twitter…” not me old cock, seems pointless to me, I no longer titter

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  2. 2
    Hobo humping Slobo babe says:

    Nigel Evans has plenty of slaves, opps sorry I meant interns.

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  3. 3
    Owen Jones says:

    How many of us are slaves to Twitter…

    I know I am.

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    • 20
      Dangerous Brian says:

      No Owen, you are a slave to the Soho bum sex scene (and grindr no doubt).

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    • 21
      The Diary of Owen Jones aged 13¾ says:

      Oh how I wish I was born a slave!
      That would be the ultimate freedom. To be able to break the chains of bondage.

      Sometimes I dream of being black.
      They are good dreams.

      not like the ones where the school bullies find me hiding in the Headmaster’s greenhouse

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    • 48
      Ockham's Razor says:

      Is Owen Jones’ gayness just a “front”?

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  4. 4
    Ah! dear says:

    I am a slave to order-order.

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    • 39
      Lord Wayne of Trombone says:

      you should have followed it when it was half good….

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    • 50
      Ockham's Razor says:

      OCDO?

      Obsessive–compulsive disorder-order?

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    • 69
      a dane (again) says:

      z2 is a Sony Experion blob.
      you can experience a silent disco with your headphones.
      .
      ef is a ladeyfrom phillipines not. fe.
      f is a what the fuck sid you say?

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  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Epic sense of humour.

    Totally deadpan too.

    Cheers Guido that brightened my day

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  6. 6
    Free Man says:

    I agree with him. Don’t use mobiles. Don’t use twitter. Don’t even use a wristwatch. Or an automatic oven timer. You have nothing to lose but your bleeps.

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  7. 7
    tallrite says:

    Netanyahu is the honey badger of Israeli politics. He doesn’t care what people say or do about him; he doesn’t give a shit. Go Bibi!

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    • 64
      Woop woop! says:

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      • 80
        a dane (again) says:

        tootsie says: wanna new tooth, ”
        “when you offer to get a new toothpaste for another”.
        is the time you become tootsie. c selfie.
        want a new tooth, got a new tooth?
        fuckoff.

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    • 85
      Just Saying. says:

      Bibi can certainly teach Miliwit a lesson on facial expressions and humour.
      On second thoughts Miliwit is unteachable, he even ignores his few wise advisors.

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  8. 8
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    Hello! – I’m Mr Jelly – but you may call me ‘Dave’

    Before I slither away under my stone, I have to say I have my own photographer who snaps me looking statesmanlike making my grave decisions about how to slide Britain into the EUSSR and my plans for Wind Farm Scams.

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  9. 9
    Can't see the wood for the trees says:

    He’s right. I never get in an elevator now without most of the other occupants using their smartphones. Also numerous incidents every day as I drive around London and have to take action to avoid hitting pedestrians who are using their phones as they walk into the road.

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    • 86
      Just Saying. says:

      Its like Peanuts’s Linus with his blanket.
      They are so lonely that without their mobile they are nothing.

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  10. 10
    Dr Nigel Farage says:

    If you’ve just farted in the gravy mixes and pasta sauce aisle in Morrisons, please seek urgent medical help.

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  11. 12
    Msg to Mr N. says:

    Just make sure you have lots of gadgets to catch muzzos – please!

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  12. 13
    Raving Loon says:

    I am a slave to the NWO.

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  13. 15
    Guy News Room says:

    Guido Fawkes: ‘Frankly I don’t need to discredit UKIP – they do a good enough job themselves’

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  14. 16
    catesby says:

    The fact is that Bibi is entirely correct! It’s especially dopey birds who can’t stop staring at their ‘phones! Anyhow Bibi is despised by the left so he has some merits.

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  15. 17
    The Guradian says:

    Where is he standing for UKIP?

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  16. 18
    Red Ed the allmighty says:

    Thanks Bibi an excellent idea I will make it Labour party policy to introduce a £10/month mobile selfie tax and every one who votes for me is exempt

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  17. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Nuff said.

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  18. 23
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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  19. 24
    Podiceps says:

    Guido, I take it that you’ll be abandoning Twitter.

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  20. 25
    P l e b says:

    Richest MP in Britain slams welfare state but makes £625k a year in housing benefit

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/richest-mp-britain-slams-welfare-3178089#ixzz30VNmSK42

    Blobby clearly has his priorities fixed firmly to his Right…

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    • 35
      Benny Fitz-Clements says:

      Why the fuck should I work if they’ve got all that money ??

      Just take it off them and give to us layabouts. Innit.

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    • 43
      táxpáyér says:

      HB and QE is the welfare state for the rich.

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    • 66
      jgm2 says:

      Labour used 60bn pounds of taxpayers money to prop up the value of Labour MPs property portfolios. Do you have anything to say about that?

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  21. 26
    Chairman Miaow says:

    Tories represent a minority electoral interest by any objective definition yet remain the Government in power shitting on everyone else. That’s democracy at work in the UK 2014

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    • 51
      Cinna says:

      Just as Labour did between 1997 and 2010.

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    • 75
      Jack Ketch says:

      The City of London and a handful of people who even wider interests have controlled British politics since 1815. Whatever government is in power, they will always have to bow the knee to the boys who control the money. This is not a conspiracy theory, it is just realism.

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  22. 28
    Al*x Wickham says:

    The Tories and UKIP are just different ends of the same turd.

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  23. 29
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    THIS is what I and the Labour party bequeath to the Nation after the Great Recession during The Reign of Terror 1997-2010.

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  24. 31
    Chairman Miaow says:

    ”The horror, the horror”. They call him a pipsqueak, but Ed has touched a raw nerve with the rentier class, watch them form a phalanx in self protection, because of a modest proposal to do wider society much good. A rebalancing of the recurring time-bomb of house price inflation. It did for us not so long ago (2008 crash, sub-prime mortgages sold on to the whole global economic system as a ponzi-scheme), and they continue with it, deferring any reform
    till 2017 – that’s if Dave wins the intervening election, and we pull out of Europe who have suggested measures to re-balance it.

    Now we know exactly where Dave and his pals stand.

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  25. 33
    Unbalanced Views says:

    In 10 years time hip replacements will be a thing of the past, no bugger gets off their fat arse to do anything – no, it will be thumb joint replacements, caused by over use of texts and Twatter – why some seem to be unable to manage without a constant stream of shite is beyond me – just turn the bugger off and live your lives – oh, and vote UKIP – you know it makes sense

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  26. 45
    Dr Evil says:

    Even at 22.00 last night in Kings Cross young Japanese tourists were taking photos of one another at platform 9 and 3/4 with Harry Potter’s trolley.

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  27. 52
    The man in this photo is the prime suspect in the woman in the photo's disppearance says:

    [img]http://i56.servimg.com/u/f56/17/40/55/29/each_w16.jpg[/img]

    The man in this photo is known as pete from Northampton also known as EW on the internet. He is an infamous sex pest on the internet especially on the betfair forum.

    The woman in the photo is called Julie from Manchester and was last seen when this photo was taken in 1987.

    Any information on this EW character will be gratefully received.

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    • 57
      Gogogogogo says:

      Wasn’t he in Wham?

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    • 60
      Lard Everard says:

      ‘Infamous sex pest’. Odds are that he’s a LibDem then.

      He should be relatively easy to find: once you’ve discounted the postal votes there’s not many of them left.

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  28. 53
    Nigel "I'll say anything if it'll get me coverage" Farage speaking there says:

    Jeremy Clarkson is not a racist.

    Some of his favourite cars are black.

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    • 59
      Yawnarama says:

      The ‘loose women’ were discussing the controversy a moment ago.
      So, after thirty seconds of some self pitying claptrap from some (please fill in the correct PC term as I’m not sure which is acceptable these days) bird, I turned it off.

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      • 88
        Big Momma says:

        Seems these “loose women” should go on the street to do their work.
        They would starve in a month. Ugly and stupid does not come into it.

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    • 77
      Motoring Correspondent says:

      He even leaves black skid marks.

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  29. 61
    Ladder says:

    Cameron claims he wants to do ‘whatever it takes’ over a referendum. Everything except actually hold one during the life of this Parliamment.

    What a pathetic piece of scum.

    I know what would happen If everyone tells the HMRC they will ‘do whatever it takes’ to pay their tax and then send them a cheque post-dated for 2017. We’d all end up bankr*pt or in prison.

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/473558/Renewing-his-EU-referendum-pledge-David-Cameron-will-do-whatever-it-takes

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    • 71
      cured lefty says:

      Cameron is hoping the world ends before he makes good his promise ,and when the time comes and passes will go down in u.k history as the most treacherous politician ever( I know brown runs him close).

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  30. 72
    Alterius non sit qui suus esse potest says:

    True!

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  31. 78
    Alterius non sit qui suus esse potest says:

    The are all media leeches & parasites no matter how many selfies they take!

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  32. 79
    DerrIn Brown Fool Time W@nker for C4 and leeching criminal perv says:

    Do you like my selfie?

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  33. 81
    ancientpopeye says:

    “How many of us are slaves to Twitter…”

    Not me I’m happy to confess.

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  34. 82
    The MacCabees says:

    Long Live Israel.

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