May 2nd, 2014

Mike Hancock’s Lawyers Claim He Lacks “Mental Capacity” LibDems Back His “Independent” Campaign to Hold Council Seat


  1. 1
    Cardboard Furniture Land says:

    The mans a C*NT

  2. 2
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Too mental to stand trial but capable of running for parliament!

    You cannot make it up!

  3. 3
    The British media are cunts says:

    How does this involve UKIP? That is what Prick Throbinson and Michael Dick-head will want to know.

  4. 4
    Len Mc says:

    He will eventually goo down and the LD will be in for a real good kicking in may and next year.

  5. 5
    Am I alone? says:

    Proves how low the calibre of politicians have become. Those in office with an ounce of integrity from all political walks of life and parties should demand he be removed forthwith. Until politicians begin to remove their own from office they will be held with ever greater contempt. The Country is full of them, this awful man proves it.

  6. 6
    Margaret Moran says:


    claiming to be “mentally unfit” worked for me!

  7. 7
    Broadmoor Hospital says:

    He is welcome here just like Mr Savile was.

  8. 8
    Mr Hancock says:

    Is it too early to say Max Clifford fingered me ?

  9. 9
    nell says:

    He lacks mental capacity by his own admission but is still permitted to continue as a councillor and mp? That cannot be right.

  10. 10
    Ockham's Razor says:


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    FairBobby says:

    Typical LibDem then. Mentally incapacitated: add to that morally incapacitated and that just about covers it. Doesn’t qualify for a salary or pension or a golden handshake, he’ll have to go on benefit or into a home. Heave a sigh of relief that we’ve got rid of one of them, hopefully more to come. Let’s start at the top for the next one.

  12. 12
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    In Light of accusations made against Jeremy Clarkson as a result of old outtake footage being picked over by a fine tooth comb the Police are opening investigations into historical racial abuse cases.
    ‘operation barking up the wrong tree’ will be headed by Cressida Dick.

  13. 13
    Tim Farton, President of the Cockroach Party says:


  14. 14
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    How dare you, I got this advice to go sick from the Grand Master himself. It has always been one of his greatest tactics, particularly where I am involved, it has worked every time before, I can’t understand why it has not now. Perhaps the GM did not fix the Judge. We will have to find another tactic now but one thing I can assure all my young female fans out there; there is no way I am going to appear at this trial. Boaz.

  15. 15
    @hateliebour says:

    I don’t think their’s really anything to say, except, life always catches you up, now or tomorrow or next year, it will catch you up.

  16. 16
    Norfolk's Finest says:

    If he lacks the mental capacity to instruct lawyers, then surely he has no capacity to continue as an MP – since MPs who are committed due to mental incapacity are automatically ejected from the Commons, are they not?

    So is he bonkers or not?

    By Election now!

  17. 17
    Voter says:


  18. 18
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    How many other Liberal Democrats are there who lack mental capacity but are still deemed able enough to ‘serve’ as MPs or Councillors ??

    Round down your answer to the nearest one hundred thousand

  19. 19
    Norfolk's Finest says:

    Well, to be fair, ‘mentally fit’ was a bit of a squeeze at the best of times.

    You have to be bonkers to vote Labour, be a Labour MP and most definitely a Labour PM.

  20. 20
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    What is it about the LibDems and sex crimes?

  21. 21
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Let me have a word with my advisers at Lazard’s

  22. 22
    Constance Brisket QC says:

    Mr Hancock, you have been found guilty of every crime in the book.

    I can pronounce only one sentence. You will be taken to jail and thence to a place of legal execution and there hanged by the neck until you are dead.

  23. 23
    Grand Master Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    This one slipped by me, sorry Handy. Jahbulon.

  24. 24
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Of course he lacks mental capacity. he is a Lib Dum!

  25. 25
    Owen Jones says:

    I would consider myself an exception to that rule.

  26. 26
    Nice one, Cyril says:

    They suit one another.

  27. 27
    The Bog Standard Liberal Party says:


  28. 28
    C.O.Jones says:

    That about sums it up. :)

  29. 29
    BBC is shit says:

    The Perv and Pedo party also known as the LibDems still wont be as vilified by the BBC as UKIP.
    I thought there were only two crimes left in this country the media gave a damn about wanting to punish.Racism and kiddy fiddling.
    It appears there is only one left and it isn’t kiddy fiddling.

  30. 30
    Impartial Observer says:

    Looks like even the Brotherhood are unshipping him now!

  31. 31
    Your favourite woodpile inhabitant says:

    From the previous thread…

    Something in the woodpile says:
    May 2, 2014 at 3:06 pm

    O/T but did anyone else see those two lefty harridans orgasming themselves silly over the word that Jeremy never actually said?

    They agreed that the film had been made and had been seen in the BBC editing suite where some dimfuk thought he/she heard a naughty word and rushed off to telephone the Mirror.

    But what I want to know is why Boulton and that dim bird on the sofa next to him never thought to ask them who they thought might be responsible for leaking a confidential and private video? Surely that is a criminal offence? Lots of Met Policepersons have been arraigned for leaking info – so why not Ms/Mr Dimfuk?

    No doubt Katzcradle will have a full enquiry into the current standards among BBC staff members.

  32. 32
    Alterius non sit qui suus esse potest says:

    He is a sick perv. He should be in prison and under a psychiatrist. Disgraceful!

  33. 33
    Your favourite woodpile inhabitant says:

    Can we buy some tickets? Better than the cup final.

  34. 34
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    It’s not like he is facing deportation to South Africa is it?

    Where is the court solicitor / solicitor general to declare him insane and lock him up?

  35. 35
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    See P EYE / msm ref – Ken lyingscum – ‘not acting in an “official Capacity” the creation by shysters if ever there was – of a ‘get out of jail free card’ so to speak!!!

  36. 36
    Fishy says:

    Talking of mental capacity, how is Margaret Moron?

    Still hiding from justice or has she had her Lazarus / Ernest Saunders type recovery?

  37. 37
    táxpáyér says:

    mentally-unfit marxist is a tautology.

  38. 38
    Margaret Moron says:

    Worked for me. See you in Spain soon Handy for our annual get together.

  39. 39
    The Critic says:

    No, just having to face reality for the first time. And running away from it.

  40. 40
    táxpáyér says:

    After PIE you still thought the left wasn’t pro-crim?

  41. 41
    BBC is shit says:

    Jeremy flies close to the wind as have all alternative comedians in the past.
    Tweeking the tail of ‘the establishment’ is what they are meant to do.
    Fuck the PC establishment squares.When they were the ‘alternative’ they never gave a shit about upsetting people.

  42. 42
    Gordon Brown - one of the Dynamic Duo says:

    I lack mental capacity to be an MP

    I lacked mental capacity to look after the national finances

    I lack mental capacity to wipe my own arse – that’s why I smear pooh everywhere

  43. 43
    G Broon MP says:

    Sounds ideally qualified.

  44. 44
    A Blair esq says:

    Hope not.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    The Liberal party should be wiped out at the local election in Portsmouth. Anyone who votes for them is beyond redemption.

  46. 46
    NHS Compliance Officer says:

    Hey Mags – getting enough cock nowadays?

  47. 47
    Executive Summary says:

    Vote UKIP

  48. 48
    Beardy wierdy says:

    Anyone voting Libdem is one sandal short of a hippy.

  49. 49
    Tom Catesby. says:

    The lack of ‘mental capacity’ is firmly with the limpdicks.

  50. 50
    Tigger says:

    Smearing Pooh everywhere?

    Christopher-Robin must be most distressed.

  51. 51
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Handycocks problem is more a social psychopathy.

  52. 52
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Are his lawyers from the Gordon Brown school of electioneering ?

  53. 53
    Margaret Moron says:

    I am feeling better after my rest. Last week my doctor said I should be well enough to complete an expense claim.Leave Handy alone.He is very ill and now has to have help filling in his multiple expense claims.I am prepared to be a character witness for him if required.

  54. 54
    Handycock, Head of Planning and Worshipful Grand Master Libertine Lodge, Portsmouth City Council says:

    Look nell, I have to have this trial put back, if it goes ahead and goes against me, which is likely, I will be suspended from the Council. Although I have passed the planning portfolio to Theresa Hall one of my followers, she does what she is told by me. If I am not there to oversee everything it is likely that all the scams me and my boys are running will come to light, then it is chokey for all of us. Boaz.

  55. 55
    Tom Catesby. says:

    P.S. I suppose being a socio-psychopath could be considered a requirement for a job as a ‘professional politician’.

  56. 56
    Screw says:

    Clarkson is a repeat offender and a deliberate one, has done the same thing for several years. Others were fired for far less e.g. Carol Thatcher, so on balance he should go.

    It would be hood for him personally, he may develop some much needed maturity from the experience.

  57. 57
    Handycock says:

    She will when she meets up with me in my villa in Spain. Boaz.

  58. 58
    Alterius non sit qui suus esse potest says:

    A coalition of immoral perverts! The Tories need a majority to get rid of these creeps!

    Who in their right mind would vote for Hancock? Scum!

  59. 59
    Alterius non sit qui suus esse potest says:

    What a slime ball!

  60. 60
    Motoring Correspondent says:

    Fuck the PC department is the operative. Top Gear airs in 170 countries and has some 350 million viewers. Clarkeson takes the piss out of Aussies, Yanks, Russians, Germans and, well just about everyone and everyone loves it except the shirtlifters, p@does and mentally ill. When they have tried to make a “localised” version in various countries, like Aussie, the US, Russia etc. using local presenters, the versions have failed and the broadcasters have reverted to the original.
    With the cash he has made Jezzie might just consider saying “Go forth and Multiply” and just start fronting an identical show called Jezza’s world.

  61. 61
    Motoring Correspondent says:

    Screw you, too.

  62. 62
    rimmyarse says:

    How did you know Handycock was a Freemason? Is nothing secret nowadays? I was there in 1975 when Handycock was escorted into the Temple with his breast bared and his trouser leg rolled up. left What’s Britain coming to: MPs and entertainers now run the risk of being named and shamed if they are caught with their cock up a teenager’s arse – male or female, both as good as each other. Wouldn’t have happened in Tom Driberg’s day – do what you like because the parasites won’t dare publish it. And where’s Bercock when you need him – let him issue an edict that all sex pests should not be paid for non-appearance in the Commons. It’d be one way to cut the national deficit

  63. 63
    Tom Cat says:

    So, if UKIP are ‘racist’ for having candidates who’ve tweeted some silly remarks, then what the hell are the LibDems?! Racist, mentally impaired, sex offenders?

  64. 64
    Jack ketch says:

    Just occurred to me. The p@edo, catamite, leftie establishment who hate UKIP have now started a hate campaign against Jeremy Clarkson on the flimsiest of evidence. Of course Clarkson epitomises blokey old, harmess, pint-o-bitter and a fag-look at my new jag middle England man–just like Nigel Farage. They represent the culture that the sodomites and wittering women of both sexes really hate. That is why the campaigns.

  65. 65
    Mangochtutney says:

    Over qualified.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

  67. 67
    Parliamentary Standards Commissioner says:

    One has to have some sympathy for poor old Handy. He was always on the edge mentally and not very bright, except where his political survival is concerned. Boaz.

  68. 68
    Village Idiot says:

    …….You,ve fallen for the PC crap,probably got a screw loose?
    Good job we,re not fighting a war,it would be impossible with all this claptrap !

  69. 69
    Nick Clegg and Vince Cable says:

    Mike Handycock, never heard of him.

  70. 70
    St Peter says:

    ………Do,nt forget, “The Pearly Gates”….mmm!!!….more judgement!

  71. 71
    Anon. says:

  72. 72
    inside out says:

    Still attached to the State tit £66,000+ plus final salary pension+wife on payrole+expenses
    nice work if you can keep it.

  73. 73
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Every time I look at you Margaret, I get a peg leg on, see you at me villa in Spain soon. Boaz.

  74. 74
    Mr Snotty says:

    How about an independent investigation into the activities of that other Liberal perv – Lloyd George?

  75. 75
    inside out says:

    Its State education innit.

  76. 76
    Am I alone? says:

    No Esq is necessary. Money doesn’t buy respectibility

  77. 77
    Gary Glitter, Freemason says:

    Leave Handy alone he is a man of the utmost decency, morality and probity and if he says he is ill then you have to believe him. If he wishes to recuperate at his villa in Spain then that is up to him. Boaz.

  78. 78
    Cyril Smith says:

    I am in total agreement Gary. Boaz.

  79. 79
    Will says:

    If he lacks mental capacity to stand trial, surely it is possible for a legal challenge to be launched to have him disbarred as a mp by either parliament or via the high court.

  80. 80
    Handy's Boys says:

    Good job we bought you that villa in Spain Handy. Jachin.

  81. 81
    Sussex Sid says:

    Can I suggest that the prison van taking Clifford to nick makes a detour and picks up Hancock as well. It would save an awful lot of court time.

  82. 82
    What me Worry? says:

    It won’t work Handy. All these years of ‘bring me down and I bring the rest of you down with me’ has reached it use-by date. Your bluff has been called. Your turn now to face the music on your own.

  83. 83
    Mr Plod says:

    Really, really poor grammar in the letter.

  84. 84
    Gerald Vernon Jackson, Leader Portsmouth City Council and member of the Libertine Lodge says:

    I agreed not to put up a Liberal Democrat against Handy in Fratton, at the local elections on May 22. There are two reasons for this.
    !. Handy told me that if I did not he would take me and the rest of the LibDems down with him.
    2. Handy and his boys give massive donations to us through his planning scams. Without this money we would not be able to distribute the many political leaflets, on an almost daily basis prior to any election.

    The safety of the public from a sexual predator is secondary to us getting re-elected.

  85. 85
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    I can’t see anything wrong with it but, after all, I am mentally incapacitated at the moment. Boaz.

  86. 86
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Don’t forget Gerald. I may not hold the whip at the moment but I still run the LibDems in Portsmouth. Boaz.

  87. 87
    DerrIn Brown Fool Time wanker on C4 and criminal leeching perv. says:

    Hancock should do what I do. Pretend 2 be gay. Then you get away with being a leeching perv.

  88. 88
    HM The Queen says:

    When is something going to be done about this Crook and Pervert. I have been complaining about him for a long time now. Surely something can be done to get rid of him, I suppose the Liberal Democrats will be putting him up for a peerage for services to perversion. If they do I will certainly decline it.

  89. 89
    Ernest Saunders (I think...) says:

    Wishing you um….. er….. a miraculous and speedy ‘recovery’.

  90. 90
    Lee Hunt says:

    The only things that Mike lacks are 1) morals 2) honour 3) backbone. The one thing he doesn’t lack is the ability to take the piss.

  91. 91
    Anon & Voting for UKIP ORG says:

    If HoC MPs won’t remove this pervert & trigger a by-election then we will
    remove all “650” of these para*sites, pim*ps & lee*ches aka Cons*LieLabor*
    *LebDims Anti-Democracy Alliance completely from there Tax Payer
    Funded Debauched Life Style @ G.E on or before MAY 2015.

    We hope the HoC MPs are mature & sensible enough to realise they still
    have a choice at present, BUT if they don’t or won’t, they know what is
    going to happen to ALL of them when we have OUR say @ the ballot box !!

    The British BullDog has woken up from its very long slumber !!!!

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    They always spell EU right.

  93. 93
    Lee Hunt says:

    Splendid. Good to see that we have the same proof-reader as “The Dialy Hancock” (aka The Portsmouth “News”.

  94. 94
    PFC says:

    Since when was Fratton ward or Portsmouth Council “Parliament”. Oh dear…

  95. 95
    PFC says:

    And replace them with what? A bunch of loonies, racists and closet nazis? Yeah, tat’d be great. UKiP? No thanks!!!

  96. 96
    The Sorting Hat says:

    Crook !!!!!

  97. 97
    I-KIP, WE-KIP, I'm orf for a KIP says:

    You’re not crying wolf, you’re just crying…boo hoo. So apparently UKIP are now NAZI’s! What’s next? We caused the Black Death? The extinction of the Dinosaurs? Freak.

  98. 98
    I-KIP, WE-KIP, I'm orf for a KIP says:

    Yes, you are rather an exception. However the word is kinda ambiguously definable….

  99. 99
    Handycock from his villa in Spain says:

    I have had this article placed in the local News, which is in my pocket. There is no way whatsoever I am going in to that Court with the Pascoe report out in the open. Boaz.

  100. 100
    melvin says:

    Now, now dear, we all know that Lady T was responsible for the latter two.

  101. 101
    Handy's Boys says:

    Hiya Handy. Boaz.

  102. 102
    Handy's Boys says:

    Hiya again Handy. Boaz.

  103. 103
    HM Duke of Edinburgh says:

    Well said Old Girl this Pervert has to go and should have gone years ago.

  104. 104
    Trotsky says:

    I disagree. I could find a use for one of them.

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    I used to vote Lib Dem, is there any help available?

  106. 106
    Handy's Boys says:

    Hiya again Handy, hope you enjoying your holiday in Spain that we bought for you. Boaz.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Is that the Brazilian electrician killing Cressida Dick you’re talking about? How many more promotions has she had since then?

  108. 108
    a new low says:


  109. 109
    Not in my name says:

    So what dirty little secrets does this vile creature have stored up that keep the LimpDems and sundry other local vermin from wholly disowning him?

  110. 110
    Handycock says:

    Hi Boys, As you well know I have never taken responsibility for anything in my life unless it reflects well on me. I can tell you now there is no way I am going in to that Court. If I can’t get a Brother Doctor to give me a false medical report, then I will just keep throwing sickies every time I have to appear. Boaz.

  111. 111
    Rob Wood, LibDem Councillor and apprentice member of Libertine Lodge PCC says:

    The trouble is none of us can do anything, we are all too afraid. When you get elected Handy insists that you join his Lodge in the Civic Offices and then you get drawn slowly in to his web of corruption. If anyone complains about anything he is doing, he says ‘take me down and I will take you all down with me.’ I have heard him say this many times. There is so much corruption here in Portsmouth that if he did we would all end up in jail. Boaz.

  112. 112
    Portsmouth City Council is the most corrupt Council in the world says:

    Robert Mugabe and Goodluck Johnathan. Bad luck on your High Court hearing Handy. We are waiting with baited breath to see what you are going to do next. We have absolute faith in you getting away with this just like you have everything else, our hero.

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    “theoretically being thrown out of the LibDems,”
    or any other untested ideology, is no impediment to continued activity in the human arena. If it were then hypocrisy would finally perish and real rationality rule.

  114. 114
    Handy's Boys says:

    You wouldn’t believe it. Boaz.

  115. 115
    thostids says:

    If Mr Hancock is unfit it plead due to insanity, the old M’ Naghten Rules, then he should be found not guilty but banged up in a secure mental institution, The House of Commons doesn’t qualify because it isn’t “secure”. After his Estate being administered by the Official Solicitor and his body having been cared for in Rampton under the aegis of the Court of Protection, where if he asserts that he knows best that is a sign that he is undeniably insane, they will subject him to a Caesarian Section operation and send him home to Italy.
    This might induce him to take the underpants from his head and remove the two pencils up his nostrils.
    Anyway, he can exchange handshakes and pleasantries with Mad Max.

  116. 116
    What me Worry? says:

    Don’t be such a wimp Rob. If you want to be leader of your group – or even the MP – then you will have to stand up to him. What a mess you made of the vote on whether Handy should remain in the Cabinet even after he had been chucked out by the Liberal Democrats both locally and nationally. As Chairman you had your own vote and a casting vote. Abstaining was a huge and public act of cowardice.

  117. 117
    LoveAlbertRoad says:

    Looking at Hancock’s nomination paper which is now on display at the civic offices with all the others, it seems that neither of his ward colleagues would touch it with a barge-pole. It is alleged on the News website is that the form had to be touted round by his mate Cllr Les Stevens (Lib Dem) – the one who is sitting ‘neutrally’ on the standards panel at the city council that is meant to be investigating the allegations against Hancock.

    The form apparently shows that Les Stevens got his own daughter to sign the nomination box.

  118. 118
    Cynic says:

    Arent a lack of mental capacity and morality pre-requisites for election?

  119. 119
    UKipper War Lord says:

    Sex Case, Sex Case, Sex Case

  120. 120
    UKipper War Lord says:

  121. 121
    Iain says:

    Just one more Westminster parashite.

  122. 122
    Gerald Vernon-Jackson says:

    Mickey boy is incarcerated in the laughing academy but’s good at making baskets.

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