May 2nd, 2014

Max Clifford Jailed for 8 Years


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    Couldn’t happen to a better perv ! LOL

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    Lard Everard says:

    GULP !!!!!!

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    Lord Longford says:

    Cheer up Max, I will be your first visitor. Let me know your reading preferences, please

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    And he was sooo confident , he only packed an “overnight bag”

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    Eddie says:

    As he goes down, Clifford is heard to mutter “Its not as long as I thought”

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    Lost in the Daily Telegraph says:

    I guess we wont be seeing him any time soon.

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    S Cowell says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Hope he names all those in his little black book…

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    David Mellor says:


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    One up the bum, no harm done says:

    Quite a stretch!

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    Well at least there are plenty of like minded guys to compaire penis sizes with

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    Sir Fatious Piles (Dead Lib Dem pederast) says:

    And all ah gort was tay smack s’more boys and a stack o reet good barm an eccles cakes…

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    Anon & Voting for UKIP ORG says:

    Who’s next ???

    Handy*Cock is due before the court for trial mid June 2014………

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    Andrew Efiong says:

    Well, well. It seems there is such a thing as bad publicity.

    I suspect a lot of inmates will look forward to meeting out additional justice to this convicted child molester.

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    Sir Fatious Piles (Dead Lib Dem pederast) says:

    if you could find ma walliper it wert a reet big un…

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    Hate filled, racist, misogonistic, deranged, psychotic and lazy, troughing UKIP candidate says:

    He’ll be seeing some fuckin foreigners uge cocks soon


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    Nermal says:

    Handycock must be in a blind panic.

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    Tooth fairy says:

    wait now for MC drip feeding all those stories that have been buried…….

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    DerrIn Brown Fool Time W@nker for C4 and leeching criminal perv says:

    Bye! Bye Scum!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    2 out of 3; all we need now is Ad@ms charged and remanded in custody.

    PSNI – over to you…

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    Lodhe says:

    Oh no he isn’t.

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    i) He may appeal, but in any case would likely be eligible for release in 5 years.

    ii) Are CPS going for retrial on the charge which the jury could not decide on ?

    iii) He will likely need to sign the register for life.

    iv) His travel options will be seriously restricted now.

    v) Is anyone out there interested in a civil case or two against him ? Best to put the boot in whilst he is down.

    vi) Is his first night going to be at Belmarsh, or H’uhnes old gaff h ? :-)

    With Mellor on the sentiment in this case.

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    Mad Hattie says:

    Anyone for pie?

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    jgm2 says:

    Wow. Fuck. Eight years. At his age.

    Don’t know why the judge supposedly took Clifford’s piss-take of the reporter into account though. Fuck all to do with proceedings.

    By all means jail him for whatever he’s done wrong but to then give him a harsher sentence just because he took the piss out of a reporter outside the fucking court?

    That doesn’t seem right.


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    Maimed Codger says:

    There but for the grace of God, go many….

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    One up the pooper, super says:

    I’ll be going down then….on Big Dave and Bubba and Large Ron and East End Reggie and ……..

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    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    he will be out in three

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    Screw says:

    We will search it, and his bum too. Body cavity search we calls it, deep and hard, won’t stop till we get to the back teeth.

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    The Growler says:

    He will be at least be 75 when he comes out of the nick, if he is a good boy, he might have to go into the segregation wing, for his own protection

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Well if anyone knows where the bodies are buried I guess Max does.

    And seeing as he’s got a lot of spare time right now, I suppose he might be tempted to write a few stories down in a book.

    Now you might think “who, in 4 years time, would want to read discredited, pervy jailbird, Max’s book ?”

    Well… Let’s see.

    Page 1.
    Chapter 1

    The Swiss bank and the buy-to-lets scandal that never was.

    My assistant buzzed me on the internal office phone. “Cherie Blair is here to see you..She says she urgent piece of businesses that needs action before the 6 pm news.”
    “Ok,” I said.. “Send her in..” and I idly wondered what colour and how clean the pants were that I had put on that morning..

    I’d better dash down to Wormwood before Iain Dale signs him up!

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    Malcolm Muggeridge says:

    He gets eight years and Briscoe only a poxy 16 months.

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    Check facts first says:

    Its bonkers. A judge lying through her teeth 16 months. A 71 year old man convicted of some very historical indecent assaults 8 years. I have no time for Clifford but there will undoubtedly be an appeal on its way against the length of the sentence at the very least.

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    David Mellor says:

    I don’t hold a grudge in fact I’m sending Max a Harrods hamper stuffed full of Soaps on a rope.

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    Des O'Connor says:

    Max is a lovely fella.

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    Rolf Harris says:

    My turn next.

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    Observant says:

    A long stretch would be appropriate.

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    Alterius non sit qui suus esse potest says:

    Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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    A taxpaying pleb says:

    This is all very interesting but in view of the Coalition inspired economic recovery what we really want to know is firstly when are we going to get our tax cuts and secondly when are we going to see dividends on our shareholdings in RBS and Lloyds?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    I wonder if there is something which hasn’t come out yet?

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    Dromedary says:

    His poor bottom is going to end up the colour of that jacket …

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    Andy Car Park says:

    Reet grand brass bands male majorettes do the mango tango cos you don’t get owt for nowt and there’s none so blind as those who won’t see eccles cakes.

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    Can you see what it is yet ?

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    @hateliebour says:

    Good place to write a book, naming names, chatting about life and other peoples lives, it’s action could wake up the establishment, after all, they are the ones getting their own back, I wonder if he has anything on Bliar and Brown, could have a best seller if he has.

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    The Growler says:

    I wonder if he is going to release the details in his little black book via a third party, he must know quite a few politicos and their little foibles, all written down, could be very explosive and he has had time to to ready the fuse so to speak.

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    Anonymong says:

    Who gives a toss? Bisto is ruined and will emerge from prison facing a lifetime on the dole and Clifford is such an immense hoon that I’d have been happy to see him get an 8 years sentence for breaking a 30mph speed limit.

    It’s a great day, lighten up.

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    Screw says:

    People who are genuinely remorseful don’t laugh and joke inside court or on the steps outside. Remember he has been found guilty of serious sexual crimes against under age girls.

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    Jeremy Clarkson says:


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    DR says:

    His fellow inmates can now look forward to great PR … amongst other things!

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    Judge Dredd says:

    Agreed, if it were not the British legal profession, one could be forgiven to think that a little vindictiveness were at play.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    On that basis, Rolf would go down for decades because of those awful songs.

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    Alterius non sit qui suus esse potest says:

    The media scumbags will have to think for itself now. But no doubt there will another creep to replace this creep!

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    Jonny Major says:

    Finally. ..Closure.

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    Fishy says:

    Don’t like the bloke, but 8 years seems savage.

    I wonder if they thought he was Jimmy Savile?

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    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    I think he definitely needs a new Brief for any appeal.

    I hear that that Alex Cameron guy is pretty good and is even doing jobs for free.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    It’s called equivalence.

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    What a shame..... says:

    You mean Lord How-long?

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    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Bye Max. We will miss you!

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    Twampersand mk II says:

    If starts with that he’ll be dead within a week.

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    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I’ve never heard of Lard Everard.

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    Rolf Harris says:

    My wife is feeling poorly.

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    It just showed the utter contempt he had for the whole legal system
    as if it was all some sort of big joke / game , that he thought he would get off with

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    Phantom Flange Flicker says:

    No he shouldn’t, and any appeal will highlight that. The judge has dropped a bollock there.

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    Twampersand mk II says:

    Sentence will be appealed. Reduced, IF he keeps his mouth shut.

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    Rebekah says:

    Everyone’s forgotten about me!

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    Anonymous says:

    More victims may come forward now, as did for Stuart Hall.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Downward dog ?

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    David Mellor says:

    It did come out but was too small for most people to notice.

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    The Growler says:

    He has had time to prepare the fuse and appoint the lighter of the fuse (it is a slow fuse to allow the lighter to get well away)

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    Philagain says:

    The bigger the better, I say.

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    Phantom Flange Flicker says:

    Yep, consecutive sentences are added up – anything over 30 months is sex offender register for life.

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    Phil from Pentonville says:

    As far as the Briscoe woman is concerned she must rue ever coming into contact with a pair of Huhnes.

    I bet that new man in Huhne’s life is wetting herself tonight.

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    David Cameron says:

    Tax cuts? Hahahahahahahahahaha

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    Lodge Grand Master says:

    Relax, it’s all in hand, so to speak.

    Hiram Biff

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    Another Headshrinker says:

    Hope he packed his lube

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    Round the Bend says:

    Clifford gets consecutive sentences to make up the years. So judges can do it when they WANT to. I await the next serial burglar in court, with 100 offences.

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    The Growler says:

    That’s the whole idea dear, a cunning plan by the Master

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    Perry Mason says:

    That should scupper any appeal then.

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    Andrew says:

    Will be reduced on appeal. Excessive for a man of his age.

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    The reporter incident demonstrated that Max was not taking the proceedings seriously. It gives a fairly candid insight into his true nature / personality, and undermined his credibility of character.

    In light of the serious charges he was defending at the time, his conduct was borderline contemptuous. The court would not be blind to that, and is right to draw attention to it – especially given Max’s bad history with trial judges.

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    nell says:

    Just had a tenner on Max Clifford and Stuart Hall winning the over 70’s Wandsworth table tennis tournament.

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    JAKE the PEG says:

    Damn my extra peg

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    Phantom Flange Flicker says:

    The judge has also dropped a clanger that will easily be appealed in that he mustn’t use current sentencing guidelines on historic charges – it just must not be done. You cannot apply today’s expectations to offences committed 30, 40 + years ago. A raw deal for the victims but the law must stand.

    The law says at the time, 2 years was the maximum, and consecutive sentences would not have been the norm. The judge is grandstanding and letting an appeal judge do the dirty work.

    I’m not his cheerleader by the way, but I do believe in the rule of law.

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    Apropos of nothing says:

    The hippy generation. Bunch of amoral Hunts.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why is he wearing a smoking jacket? What is he expecting in prison. Does he think he is Mr Bridger out of The Italian Job?

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    Be fair. If it were a choice between Bubba and Madeleine Moon, Bubba probably comes out on top…

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    David Mellor says:

    Would Neil Hamilton, like to come round and share a bottle of Champagne with me

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Don’t worry minx – the Executives and Chairman & Sons couldn’t give a flying F about you and they ain’t before the beak either – for some strange reason!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    That’s longer than his tool in centimetres.

    Serves the bastard right. Even today, he’s been ‘holding court’ outside with reporters as if he runs the show – arrogant fucker. The judge has just put him right on that score.

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    His eyes are too close together says:

    Mr Clifford can always appeal against conviction if he doesn’t like it.

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    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Unless Max has authenticated copies of the material which the police seized he may find writing such a book hazardous from a litigation point of view.

    It would not be safe for him to even hint at doing that until he is released. Prison’s can be very dangerous places for convicted sex offenders.

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    Phantom Flange Flicker says:

    The judge must only sentence on evidence brought to the court. He can’t sentence on what he may have seen on TV or out of a window.

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    Fishy says:

    Lloyds will pay a dividend later this year. Which is why their shares have gone up by around 50% in the last 12 months.

    Expect the shares to rocket ahead now, brilliant news for the taxpayer.

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    He will be smoking a lot of cock for the next 4 years

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    His eyes are too close together says:

    Why? Life expectancy is rising all the time.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    I trust you are well, sir?

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    Golden says:

    Or him

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    Judge Nutmeg says:

    Briscoe’s got more coming her way if her mother overturns the libel verdict. That’ll get her proper time.

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    Rickytshirt says:


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    Philagain says:

    It’ll look like a freshly squeezed blood orange….like mine does.

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    Phantom Flange Flicker says:

    Of course he will – unfortunately this loose lipped fool of a judge has made that easier.

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    cell says:

    8 years can turn you

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    She is a fantasist nut case who perhaps should not have been on the bench in the first place.

    Sad, as on TV she did do good interviews, particularly when putting down D!ane Abb0t.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The MC / P/Take – is usable in sentencing as per his contempt and brazen show of no “remorse” whatsoever.

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    Moley says:

    Those who want to know who is behind the global deterioration which includes Clifford on the small scale and Ukraine on the large scale, need look no further, as Darth Vader stands as a candidate for Mayor of Kiev.

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    Judge Nutmeg says:

    Separate offences, so consecutive sentences are valid. If anything is grounds for appeal it’s taking twatting about with the Sky reporter outside the court into account.

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    Anonymous says:

    I hope someone mixes some deep heat in his lube.

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    Constance Briscoe, Barrister and criminal says:


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    Grammar School Boy says:

    It’ll be feeling like the start of Bonanza by Monday morning.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The days of bent coppers with personal agendas and vendettas of ‘fitting up innocents’ are drawing to a close … and woe betide those coppers who ‘think they have gotten away with it’. P.s. And the ‘conspiring bastards of the CPS and the sheepskin wig wearers’.

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    Judicial Notice says:

    Yes he can. The court includes the precincts of the court.

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    'He ruined my life' says the Oscar winning actress. says:

    He showed me his penis and I’ve never got over it.

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    Phantom Flange Flicker says:

    Yes, but the judge has remarked he has done so only to reflect current guidelines. If he was sentenced 20, 30 years ago, there’s no way they would have been consecutive. He will appeal on areas like ‘discrimination’, being sentenced differently to others just because of who he is, and so forth. His defence team will be poring over sentences passed from the 70s, 80s, 90s to show what typical sentences were at the time.

    Perhaps the judge wants him to win the appeal, as he seems to have made it so easy.

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    Phantom Flange Flicker says:

    No, he can only sentence on evidence brought to the court and jury that has been subject to cross examination.

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    Something in the woodpile says:

    O/T but did anyone else see those two lefty harridans orgasming themselves silly over the word that Jeremy never actually said?

    They agreed that the film had been made and had been seen in the BBC editing suite where some dimfuk thought he/she heard a naughty word and rushed off to telephone the Mirror.

    But what I want to know is why Boulton and that dim bird on the sofa next to him never thought to ask them who they thought might be responsible for leaking a confidential and private video? Surely that is a criminal offence? Lots of Met Policepersons have been arraigned for leaking info – so why not Ms/Mr Dimfuk?

    No doubt Katzcradle will have a full enquiry into the current standards among BBC staff members.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Correct – but the judge had plenty to go on from within the court:
    “He condemned Clifford for displaying a “contemptuous attitude” during the trial.”

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    Tory Bare! says:

    F*ck Me!! – 8 Years in ‘chokey’ on the word of someone who was so distressed they said nothing for 30-odd years? Until of course the CPS decided to open the floodgates for anyone needing a bit of ready money. No Witnesses, No DNA Evidence – I know Clifford is not the easiest bloke to like, but where the heck does this ‘gravy train’ end? The CPS could teach the EU a thing or two about money for old rope…

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    When is Bercow due to be sentenced?

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    Big Dave on D wing says:

    I love button mushrooms, me.

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    Phantom Flange Flicker says:

    He probably dyes his pubes so he knows which strand is his cock.

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    Something in the woodpile says:

    … especially where massive fraud undertaken by his mates in the City is concerned. How on earth did the judge let him get away with that excuse of no available Briefs to take up the case? Just another nail in Cameron’s coffin methinks.

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    Londoner says:

    No-one is all bad. I accept that perhaps I didn’t follow the trial as closely as i should, but given that her career is utterly ruined i wonder how necessary it was that she was given such a long sentence. Many people get less than that for assaults and thefts.

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:


    The Judge is perhaps also aware of other incidents that have occurred during the course of this trial involving Max which are well outside the public domain of knowledge but would have added to his concern.

    A question which I would naively ask:

    Did his lawyers not brief Max on all this at the outset ?

    The follow up being – if so, why did Max not follow that expensive advice to the absolute letter ?

    Hubris and the fact that he does feel no remorse likely answer, which perhaps was on the judge’s mind.

    That Max was found guilty the other day means he was guilty from the time the offences were alleged to have been committed. That may be the gap in most people’s thinking.

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    get it fucking right says:

    Don’t be silly – he could have given him 2 years on each count under the 1965 law.

    Nothing about non-consecutive sentences – the Judge can give concurrent or consecutive.

    So he could have given him 16 years.

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    Your favourite local vet says:

    Putting down Di Abbott?

    I’m free this weekend. Hippos is my speciality.

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    Anonymous says:

    Seems that there is little difference between mob rule and a judiciary apparently susceptible to hysteria. I`m off to rob a bank.

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    M'Learned Friend says:

    MC was probably articulating the view that the judge did not really warm to him.

    Very unusual for a jury to be out for as long as it was in this case. And the aggregate sentence might suggest that the judge was simply working his way round the fact that his hands were nominally tied by the sentencing guidelines of yesteryear: ’tis hard to think that consecutive sentences would otherwise have been imposed.

    Both points might provide potent grounds for appeal, however loathsome Mr Clifford might be.

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    Jabba Le Chat says:

    Bet he didn’t forget his soap on a rope?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Another bright note from the Clifford thing.

    In years / decades gone by the msm were relied upon by the judiciary to keep relatively silent on issues of this nature as well as others.

    However the msm’s control over silencing many issues of ‘Public Controversy’ is gone and thank F for that.

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    Call Me Dave says:

    I’m giving it all away to the SWP!

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    Phantom Flange Flicker says:

    But was that attitude cross examined? A judge can’t sentence on an attitude, and the remarks are what is known as ‘obiter dictum’, which means they only show how a judge is feeling rather than using them to affect the sentence.

    It will be another appeal point – it will be said that the judge allowed personal feelings rather than the law to affect his judgement.

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    M'Learned Friend says:

    See my post above. Eight years appears to have been the amount of time the judge would have kept the jury empanelled unless and until it returned a guilty verdict. HHJ Leaonard might not have liked Mr Clifford (who does?) but he did not have to make his dislike quite so obvious …

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    Dung says:

    His probably isn’t.

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:


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    Will H says:

    Professional liar gets skewered by the truth.

    Here they come now, the warm waves of schadenfreude…

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    miliband cuck sock says:

    Wandsworth prisons arse ticklers club are talking about a new pr person to improve their image

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    The name is Cock, Handycock says:

    An outrageous sentence for a man just having a bit of rumpy pumpy, I can’t understand it. Boaz

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    Check facts first says:

    I totally agree. Another judge who has made a huge mistake and has allowed the publicity to mar his judgement. All he has done is gifted Clifford grounds for appeal and no doubt part of those grounds will be the very long time the judge had the jury out. There maybe a lot of rejoicing today at Clifford`s demise but it will be short lived and I would not be at all surprised to see his conviction overturned on appeal.

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Public ignorance of what goes on day to day in the courts is part of what keeps people in the odd state most are in.

    Your point – very valid, and a direct consequence of the internet and its use by independent journalists and alternative media outlets – explains why some want to make all courts ‘in camera’ – ie. close society.

    Opening up of family courts is really needed. If people knew what is allowed to go on in them day to day, there would be a revolution within a week.

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    That will put a crimp on Max’s charitable work with children.

    Have his neighbours started objecting to having his sort on their street ? Could have a bad effect on their house prices…

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    Check facts first says:

    No way. Clifford going to walk. It is like the judge wants him to. The renta mob and all the other I have started a support group web site people and compo solicitors will be over the moon with todays verdict but when reality sets in they will learn the hard truth of life that the judge has made a massive boo boo. If he had given Clifford a more appropriate sentence then Clifford`s legal team would have had a problem. But 8 years plain daft.

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    Lke you said the bankers ARE scum says:

    If that’s the case then he HAS got good grounds for an appeal; AND I suspect the judge may be critisised by a higher court for allowing personal feelings to influence his sentencing

    8 years ffs some killers have got less

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    NHS helpline says:

    u need glasses if u think thats a smoking jacket

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    Lke you said the bankers ARE scum says:

    Might his hubris/arrogance be because he believes himself to be innocent. The innocent DO sometimes get convicted you know

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    How far does a 4 inch dick go for a long stretch? says:

    Say what you like about Max, he will be missed from public life as he touched so many people.

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    The two Muppets says:

    It could not happen to a nicer man.

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    hahahahahahahahahaha says:

    One must surely bear this in mind as they ridicule and laugh at the poor sod.

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    The two Muppets says:

    He could not keep his mouth shut even if his life depended on it ,
    and it does.

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    Steady Eddie. says:

    Like I said, 4/1… fours years.(time off for ‘good behaviour’ WTF)

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Is it looking tasty for Connie this afternoon?

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    ER II says:

    My husband and I wish you all to know that ‘Revenge is a dish best served cold!’ is an ancient adage no longer used.


    Enjoy Maxie baby!

    Best wishes for your future, I have asked Bubba to take it easy for the first few days xxx!

    LUL you ar**hole (giggles).

    Liz II

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    Chucky says:


    You are awful but like you xxx.

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    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Well don’t complain if it happens to you.

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    Judeg Dreadful says:

    The entire theatrical event which takes place before the jury, unfolding the evicence in the case is specifically choreographed to ensure that the defendant is not asked about a whole raft of negative and other extraneous factors in his case in front of the jury, including ‘background’ comment in the media etc and the rules of cross examintaion are designed to exclude that information from their considerations, which are soley focussed on the issue of guilt.

    At the stage of sentencing, however whole rafts of other, previously excluded, evidence are admissable, including the judge’s personal experience and knowledge of human nature, his observations of the defendant’s demeanour when the jury was not in court, as well as information which is mere opinion and hearsay, such as much of the evidence of character witnesses which defendants themselves put forward.

    Judges are regularly informed about defendants’ states of mind when they are in the cells and if incidents occur in the waiting areas, at security and in other parts of the court, including car parks. Anyone who misbehaves in and around a courthouse and thinks the judge will automatically ignore that can be in for a rude shock.

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    Will says:

    There is the possibility on appeal a mistrial could be ruled as there were only 10 jurors on the jury as 2 were discharged and I think it required a majority verdict, so if the 2 missing jurors were thier it could have resulted in a acquittal. So this is not over plus on appeal the fact that the evidence was very much one persons word against another. I bet that max Clifford could yet spend Christmas at home.

    I am not a excusing max Clifford but nearly pointing out some facts.

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    jgm2 says:

    Not trying to make excuses for Clifford but having sat in court just out of curiosity, I’d say contempt is an entirely natural emotion for the arcane buffoonery that goes on. Grown men dressing up in fucking stupid outfits and comedy wigs. And, as Constance Briscoe so ably demonstrates, none of them any more interested in the truth than a cow in a field.

    Just a fucking game played by barristers for huge fees. Totally indifferent as to guilt or innocence as long as the client or the state hands over their money. Again, ably demonstrated yesterday when a trial of five alleged land-bank scammers had to be halted because the barristers didn’t think they were getting paid enough.

    The Hairy Cornflake still on the hook for more barrister’s fees. I bet if he had no money or had spent it all they wouldn’t bother with a retrial. Jobs (and fees) for the boys.

  160. 160
    Chucky says:

    You are awful but I like you xxx.

    Sorry Mummy, Camilla missed out my ‘I’, naughty girl.

  161. 161
    Oh do shut up says:

    You go down for ages, every Friday night

  162. 162
    Charlie Bronson HMP says:

    Prisons all over the world are full of people who ‘Didn’t do it!’
    And I should know.

  163. 163
    Jack ketch says:

    It’s a donkey jacket, the correct attire for a gentleman about to be arse-fucked by a donkey.

  164. 164
    The Fantom Phucker says:

    Oh yeah!

  165. 165
    Jack ketch says:

    You show remorse if you are guilty. Clifford maintains that he is innocent. Grounds for appeal.

  166. 166
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Briscoe, out before Christmas!

  167. 167
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Oh, ho ho he he he he ha ha he he.

    You don’t really believe that do you? Really?

    I suppose you think that Government is there to help you, too?

  168. 168
    Rolf Harris says:

    Holy f*@k !!! I’m worried now.

  169. 169
    Gerry Ahdams says:

    I know where the bodies are buried too.

    Shhh, don’t mention it. I did once, but I think I got away with it.

  170. 170
    Riggsy Brown says:

    An appeal would be risky. Sources (well placed to know) claim that, during the trial, a number of other alleged victims came forward. Could possibly lead to a second trial but would certainly be brought into play if Clifford appeals.

  171. 171
    ER II says:

    What was your song? Two Little Boys?


  172. 172
    ER II says:

    Sorry Will, need minimum 10 jurors or His Judgeship would have made the call. They ain’t all stupid.

  173. 173
    Will says:

    It still leaves open an avenue to appeal. The judge should have considered a mistrial may he did it the legal eagles will be looking at it. Just making a legal point about grounds for appeal

  174. 174
    God's Holy Trousers says:

    Agreed JGM. Clifford is an odious individual but this strikes me as taking their sentencing powers too far and I suspect it will help him in his subsequent appeal.

  175. 175
    ER II says:

    Dear Sir Never Happen of Aussie,

    By the way your portrait of me was ghastly.

    Don’t look to me for help (Sticks tongue out)!

  176. 176
    Cinna says:

    Stuart Hall had his sentence reviewed and increased because of there old sentencing guidelines were deemed inappropriate.

  177. 177
    Cinna says:

    Well, he’s a guy I’ve never warmed to. However, it’s OK gloating but there are thousands of ordinary guys who had a bit of a grope with ex-girlfriends 20,30, 40 years ago. I hope the cops don’t go calling on them if those exes have a mind to complain now.

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    Possibly, except that anyone who has read the Court of Appeal’s judgement on Stuart Hall’s sentence will note that they doubled the trial judge’s pronouncement and resorted to consecutive sentences to justify the arithmetic. He got 30 months for lesser offences after pleading guilty.

    Unfortunately for max, he might understand the mindset of a tabloid editor but he has yet to understand the psychology of the bench. He has four years to ponder how he might have played things differently, though….

  179. 179
    what's in a name says:

    I thought the idea of Judges is that’s what they do.

  180. 180
    Anonymous says:

    Not without a successful appeal he won’t

  181. 181
    Maxie Baby says:



    Sorry shouting xxx I’m so happy.

    See you all in 6 months ;)

  182. 182
    catesby says:

    There’s some truth in that but the fact is Clifford is a very manipulative individual.

  183. 183
    Gatekeeper says:

    We’ve got the hold all ready be easy to get him into it and then make it look like some pervert sex sesion gone wrong. We’ve done it before.

  184. 184
    catesby says:

    He will do at least 4 years.

  185. 185
    Court-of-Appeal says:

    Out in a week!
    Free MAX-one

  186. 186
    Gatekeeper says:

    Prison is a dangerous place and we already have his ‘little black book’ do you really think we’d let him build a better dossier on the elite than we have! He is a broken reed if he’s lucky he’ll retire and fade away once he’s out.

  187. 187
    catesby says:


  188. 188
    Gatekeeper says:

    Just a little lesson to some wayward elements of the elite bit like how Putin controls the oligarchs. We don’t care how you make your money or who you f_ck but we do care if you start getting an interest in upsetting the balance of power.

  189. 189
    catesby says:

    True but Clifford is very manipulative.

  190. 190
    Keitho says:

    So some girls who tried to use their sexuality to gain advantage in their careers are now bitter so the guy they tried to use is banged up for eight years. This is insane.

  191. 191
    If know nought, say nought says:

    Will dear chap, what makes you think the Judge was acting alone and unguided in a trial such as this?

    The Judge hearing this case will be well aware of the law regarding Juris Prudence and the publicity that the case will attract.

    I am sure that the Judge will be cognisant of your opinion on the statutes.

    Confucius say; Engage brain before opening mouth.

    I take your point but I feel that you are inadvised, twat!

  192. 192
    Maxie Baby says:

    Kudos man f*ckemall young and old!

  193. 193
    Double Gloucester says:

    Absolutely right. I know someone whose child has been taken away by social services because of something his mentally ill wife – not he – did. The family court will not allow him to see the social services report to find out why he is being punished for his wife’s actions. Secret reports and secret courts are an abomination. How on earth have we allowed justice in this country to reach such a point?

  194. 194
    TyreKicker says:

    Do you think he’ll find more fans in the Court of Appeal??

  195. 195
    Dave says:

    That include the 12 year old on holiday in Spain ? He’s just another powerful man who thinks he has droit de seigneur with women.

    Anybody who can represent OJ Simpson is beneath contempt.

  196. 196
    Powell was right says:

    If you want a n1gger for a neighbour, vote Liberal or Labour.
    Copyright supporters of Peter Griffiths, Smethwick by-election, mid 1960s.

  197. 197
    Her Bitannic Majesty says:

    Re Royal Family, Charlie, Di and stuff;

    We did warn you that if you messed with us, then we would mess with you!

    You wanna nuvva try?

    Pick Your Nick!

    ER XXX

  198. 198
    geordieboy says:

    Good qualification when he comes out ” Professional Masterbater”and an arsehole like a bucket.

  199. 199
    Lena says:

    Couldn’t agree with you more … They wouldn’t be moaning f it had worked out for them

  200. 200
    TyreKicker says:

    It may be an appeal point but it won’t affect the outcome. The LJs of appeal (who we should remember are human) will start by looking at the sentence and whether it’s appropriate or not – which they will probably conclude it is in the circumstances. They will then consider whether the appeal case has merit based upon principles of evidence and sentencing. If they conclude the latter have been breached there will some reverse engineering of the sentences to maintain the 8 year tariff. After costs it will have been a Pyrrhic victory for MC.

  201. 201
    Dave says:

    He might have to open his mouth if the bros so desire,

  202. 202
    alanbowker says:

    Got one at last!

  203. 203
    Chris B says:

    Is he out already?!! :-)

    Think you’ve missed the word ‘for’ out of the first sentence….”leaves FOR prison”?

  204. 204
    alanbowker says:

    Yip. And always better to choose an initial victim that nobody really cares for either. Feminist-inspired CPS witch hunt. All white hetrosexual men in those crosshairs.
    ” First they came for the Jews……. !

  205. 205
    TyreKicker says:

    Take a look at the Court of Appeal’s decision on the Stuart Hall sentence given at first instance. They IMPOSED consecutive sentences and in circumstances where he’d pleaded guilty…

  206. 206
    Anon says:

    Totally agree Tory Bare!. There was no evidence at all and I don’t know how this could have been proved ‘beyond reasonable doubt’. Who on earth can remember what they were doing on 5th June 1969 ? It is total bollocks.

  207. 207
    bergen says:

    It was the not guilty plea and utter lack of contrition afterwards that did for him. Judges hate that.

    He must really have started to believe his own PR. I can’t see the Appeal Court rushing to his rescue . In the end he f****d himself.

  208. 208
    Anonymous says:

    This sentence sends out a clear message, if you are innocent plead guilty anyway. Do not risk a savage sentence if the jury get it wrong.

  209. 209
    Jack says:

    He should have got the Max

  210. 210
    max Clifford ate my pussy says:

    4 years sitting in the dark being feed bullshit. That’ll help my mushroom.

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    Probably talking about the small length of his man staff. Man is a sleaze ball and hope he will become someone’s ‘bitch’ when he is locked up

  212. 212

    Anonymous rehashed a comment I posted from last year accusing Plod and the CPS of conducting a witch hunt against celebs after their balls up of the complaints made against Savile.He/she made it sound as though I was backing Clifford,even though I said I thought he was a twat. I was in fact complaining about the way the Criminal Justice System seems to be happy to lock people up without any direct evidence other than the word of the “complainant”. Although I’m happy to see a slimeball like Clifford locked away for a few years, I’m still uneasy at the way charges can be brought against anyone with no corroborative evidence, physical or documentary. Look at how many “rape” complainants have been proven to have lied in order to cover up a drunken shag or prevent their boyfriends/husbands from finding out about them straying or on the pull on a hen night. Harman and her Feminazis may be about to win the argument about all men being rapsts with the backing of British”Justice”.

  213. 213
    Den says:

    Been wondering about that all along – he’s obviously upset the wrong people.

  214. 214
    The Answer is; says:


  215. 215
    A real hetrosexual man with loads of girlfriends called Simon says:

    Jonathan Who ? Max Who ?

  216. 216
    A real hetrosexual man with loads of girlfriends called Simon says:

    Too many people on here getting mixed up over two seperate issues, that is you can appeal the sentence or appeal the verdict. Sucessfully appealing a sentence has no bearing on the conviction which still stands. Thus even if Cliffords sentence is seen as too severe on appeal, his conviction remains.

  217. 217
    Corby says:

    to David Mellor-

    I think the Hamiltons will be too busy prison visiting.

  218. 218
    Scrat says:

    Max has been fitted up by RWhinge Homophobes.

  219. 219
    Great Granddad says:

    He’s a nasty piece of work but do you get eight years for that? When last did you see consecutive sentences? We have seen the most appalling crimes, crimes that fully deserved the rope, that escaped consecutive sentences. The message is clear and all on here should heed it. “If we really don’t like you, and we fear you, we will get you and we won’t need any evidence. Don’t think that you can get away with upsetting the Stasi”. I’m too old to be scared but any of you who are young enough to regard Clifford as anything other than the young whippersnapper that he is to me, mind your P’s and Q’s.

  220. 220
    Old Holborn says:


  221. 221
    In A Flap says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  222. 222
    RichUpNorth says:

    Wonder if I could borrow his Bentley while he”ll not be needing it.

  223. 223
    The Growler says:

    Hello Dave, how’s the toe sucking going?

  224. 224

    I know it’s a bit late , But
    How the devil are you sir ?
    i’ve not been around for a while , good to see you’re still on here

  225. 225
    Brokerman says:

    Mr Big will get him in the showers! PMSL! :-)

  226. 226

    A Donkey jacket was prison attire back in the 1970’s when the crimes were committed

    you can’t say he’s not a fashion guru

  227. 227

    He is now known as 2″MAX

  228. 228
    Death by Bongo says:

    Perhaps this is one case where the Defendant DESERVED to go to jail…

    Max Clifford is an odious repellant reptile who has ruined plenty of lives and now is having a taste of what it means to get on the wrong side of the media. On the evidence presented he groomed women, used them, then discarded them. He clearly thought he was an untouchable. Even during the trial he was trying to manipulate the media – acting up and trying to control the process. He has brought all of this misfortune on himself.

    Now, he will be a sadder and wiser man.

  229. 229
    Death by Bongo says:

    Hope the ‘overnight bag’ contained soap on a rope… Don’t bend over in the showers Max!!

  230. 230
    Death by Bongo says:

    ‘Quite a stretch’… but not as stretched as Max’s butthole will be!!

  231. 231
    IVOR GEORGE says:

    which prison is he in? I want to send him a card.

  232. 232
    Max's back passage says:

    Ouch! I’ve taken a hell of a lubbocking tonight!

  233. 233
    Silvio Berlusconi says:

    You problem is you don’ owna da press, Max…..

  234. 234
    Rolf Harris says:

    Maybe I’ll get to share a cell with that nice Mr Clifford. We can talk about the good old days in the 1970s.

  235. 235
    Mike Handycock says:

    Room for one more in there?

  236. 236
    Colin Shepherd says:

    So the fuzz have finally got their celebrity scalp.

    If you can’t remember what you were doing on 20 June 1964 they’ll be coming for you plus load of lawyers looking for compensation plus their fees which will be at least three times much.

  237. 237
    Dougal MacDougal of that ilk says:

    Are you by any chance enjoying a leisurely stay at Her Majesty’s pleasure?

  238. 238
    Gerry McCann says:

    LOL me too.

  239. 239
    mike rigby says:

    Clifford is a boil on the arse of humanity.

  240. 240
    Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

    If only he’d been black or Asian. Even if the police had been arsed to investigate. The sentence would have been negligible.

  241. 241
    Big Bubba says:

    Welcome to Wandsworth Max. Do you want to be Mummy or Daddy ?

  242. 242
    Mike Handycock says:

    His ar$ehole will be boiling soon.

  243. 243
    Anonymous says:

    I can understand it , judging by your comment you should be in there with him . Pratt !

  244. 244
    mild colonial boy says:

    Rolf Harris’ dads first name was Cromwell. Is that a bit odd?

  245. 245
    Ford Open - Trevor says:

    If you want to be Daddy, you will need to suck Mummy’s cock.

  246. 246
    Aunty Beeb says:

    Jeremy, go to your room!

  247. 247
    Barking up the wrong Cherie says:

    Tony, it’s 99p day on Ebay again!

  248. 248
    thostids says:

    Sentence clearly influenced by “political interference”. That’s what you get with a Politician pretending to be Sec. Of State for “Justice”. You can almost hear his cogs grinding that, after HHJ Leonard kicked him in the slats for cutting Counsels’s fees for VHCC, the Mo j would strike back and bang-up Clifford for a very long time, repulsive though he is (Clifford that is; Grayling is self-evidently poisonous).
    Seeing that the Court of Appeal is spending most of its time Flak-catching the mess from Mitchell, another case of “back-covering” against the inevitable Appeal from Clifford against sentence will be child’s play.
    What sort of Judge justifies his sentence by saying that he was charged under the “old law” when the Offences were committed, but if he had been charged under the “new” law (!!) he would have been charged with rape. So what? He didn’t and M’Lud couldn’t. Starting point for “standard” rape is 5 years and Clifford didn’t. Thus it looks highly suspect that Clifford got as long as he did. Watch his Appeal.

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    “Max Clifford Jailed for 8 Years”
    Some speculate he has a record of all the ‘names’. So will the book, or the film, come out before he does?

  250. 250
    Every crim in HMP Wandsworth, etc says:

    Yippee, get in line, lads.

  251. 251
    Reverend Godly Godchester, c/o UKIP says:

    Penis to penis is ungodly.

    (Unless it’s with me in a very dark room.)

  252. 252
    Wiggy says:


  253. 253
    Paul says:

    Simon, must I do the washing up AGAIN? It’s your turn this week!

  254. 254
    Absolutely no-one, but you make a valid point says:

    I do have to wonder if he’s been setup.

  255. 255

    Is it already 30 odd years since my dear friend was called to London, put up in five* and had a lovely black/white portfolio of 10x8s taken in various poses. Ten grand was the price of her story about dear Max and his dirty parties. Strangely, the very day the story was to hit the front page, it was pulled. Who did that?

    I just can’t remember the name of the paper.

  256. 256
    Jacqui 5 bellies Smith Champion of Justice says:

    And when rabbis in the Catholic Church are imprisoned you say the same thing?

  257. 257
    Bob says:

    I’ve got my first two wishes – Clifford and Adams…..

    My third wish is Bliar……

  258. 258
    Jacqui 5 bellies Smith Champion of Justice says:

    The media did a bad job of pointing out that the claims against the Hamiltons were completely false.

  259. 259
    Anonymous says:

    Any male who has been in any relationship (however brief) that went sour needs to look out. Your case may not reach court but your record will show you were accused of “indecent assault” or “rape”.

  260. 260
    Anonymous says:

    Right royally stitched up on hearsay, then further compounded by ludicrous sentencing. Green eyed monsters pleased cos he’s too successful. He wad born with fuck all, he worked for it and the lazy bitches want a slice. Now too old to suck anyone’s !!!

  261. 261
    I really hope Max gets bummed in Wormwood Scrubs says:

    Hmmm. Wonder if Max will go all bitter and release a parade of dirty stories, a man like him is bound to have kept a little black book. The CPS is waiting for him to appeal the sentence before they charge him with a truck load of other offences. Appeal court unlikely to rule until any outstanding charges concluded. I know a woman that kneed him in the balls to get out of his office and she confirmed he is “little Max”.

  262. 262
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t know why most of the general population think there’s loads of queers in prison most off us hate them as much on the inside as on the outside if never seen it. Max will be fine he will be sat in the VP wing having getting inducted and then will get all his meals brought to him, can relax all day with smokes and a good book and catch last bit of corrie before bang up…. The only ones that r mugs is all you lot on the outside scurring around like ants working and getting stressed for nowt haha

    Briscoe and max will get all there needs on the out prisoners get priority housing allowance now so can sit on dole for rest of life with no worries ..its great

  263. 263
    Dave T says:

    Thanks mate,never tire of watching this.

  264. 264
    Arnoldlane says:

    I have never observed a high-profile case with such major errors seemingly made by a judge. One has to wonder whether it was accidental or purposeful. Taking into account behaviour outside the courthouse, taking into account lack of remorse when Clifford was denying his guilt (how can you be remorseful if you say you didn’t do it?), and taking into account an unproven offence in a foreign country while sentencing – all very strange behaviour.
    Then the matter of sentencing: the judge had to sentence within the law applicable at the time of the offences and, within the usual practice carried out at that time. He did neither. Looking objectively, why should each of these offenses be seen as the worst ever and merit a maximum two years? They simply were not. And then, making the sentences consecutive was something that was unheard of at the time and is fairly rare now; only really done if you want an excuse to keep a person in prison as long as possible. This judge actually said he was using the consecutive option to contrive to make the total sentence look more like today’s tariff.
    It is clear that this judge has let either personal feelings or external pressure influence his behaviour. This eight-year sentence will likely be easily appealed and reduced to a realistic 2 to 4 years. However, there may be grounds for an appeal in totality or even a retrial considering the judge’s behavior.

  265. 265
    Scrat says:

    It is something some of us cannot stop doing , my past convictions for child related sex crimes will always be with me, but I’ve learned to control that urge. does this make me a bad person.

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