May 2nd, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Child of Maggie Edition)

Entries in the comments please…


183 Comments

  1. 1
    jgm2 says:

    Nigel slurping at Maggie’s cup.

    I tried to shoe-horn ‘furry cup’ in there but I couldn’t make it work.

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  2. 2
    FM says:

    An absolutely disgusting, right wing mug has a cup of tea

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  3. 3
    Jim says:

    This is the mug that signed the Single European Act.

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  4. 4
    Two Girls says:

    One politician, one cup.

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  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Nigel takes mugging off the Tories to a whole new level

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  6. 6
    Not a caption but a LOL anyway says:

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  7. 7
    EC1 PhD says:

    The other mugs are all losers

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  8. 8
    Paul Wiffen says:

    If only Maggie had been a redhead in real life.

    I’ve tried to persuade Kirsten or Annabelle to go red but no luck so far

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  9. 9
    UKIP if you want to... says:

    That’s my mum that is

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  10. 10
    Londoner says:

    Anyone who supports David Cameron is a mug.

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  11. 14
    PaulJB says:

    What a mug? And he’s holding a cup of Mrs T.

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  12. 15
    Sloganeer says:

    British designs for British mugs.

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  13. 17
    Nige says:

    I can handle leading what’s left of the Tories.

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    • 125
      The real Nigel says:

      Mmmmeeeerrrr well there are those awkward expenses you have to show so if you don’t mind I’ll lead you from Brussels ,
      You won’t notice the diffrance , promise .

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      • 144

        MEP’s don’t get expenses, they get allowances which they can spend as they like. It saves the poor souls from having to lie about garages being constituency offices and duck ponds.

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        • 163
          An EU allowance says:

          So what you’re saying is that I’m much better because there’s no questions asked about me at all? Cool. I can see why UKIP like me so much.

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  14. 19
    PC 99 says:

    In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

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    • 38
      BBC says:

      Just call yourselves a UKIP candidate then tweet something daft.We’ll make you famous.

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      • 67
        táxpáyér says:

        Don’t worry, even if you didn’t say anything daft the traitorous beeb will twist what you said with editing.

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        • 173
          The bleeding obvious says:

          Just don’t say anything stupid, racist or ignorant. It’s not difficult; although clearly challenging for people with limited intelligence.

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  15. 20
    Harry Krishna says:

    And for my next trick I will turn my hat into a ukipper tie.

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  16. 21
    Bloke in a bowler hat says:

    Be a love, tea, milk with two sugars and a biscuit – but no bourbons. Or Garibaldis.

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  17. 21
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    There’s only one Tory that could hammer me. This one.

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  18. 24
    Really says:

    29 million Europeans want to drink from this mug.

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  19. 25
    Jak says:

    A mug with a mug on a mug.

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  20. 26
    jgm2 says:

    Nigel does appear to be channelling Herr Flick there.

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  21. 27
    Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead says:

    “Roll up ladies and gentlemen. Only £10 each.

    This is none of your foreign rubbish. Manufactured by the one country that leads the world in fine ceramics – namely, Fiji.”

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  22. 28
    The left says:

    Guido, thank you for reminding us not to vote for UKIP.

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    • 102
      The Daily Trot says:

      We need reminding every 5 minutes, because we have less brains than the average half a bee.

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  23. 29
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Our glorious leader wearing his cranks and gadflies tie I notice.

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  24. 30
    Old Salvo says:

    UKIP chimp launches new improved Maggie Tea.

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  25. 35
    Steve Miliband says:

    Nice little urner

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  26. 36
    Drummond Base says:

    Three mugs: the cup, the man and voters who thinks the expense-troughing, wife-employing, gaffe-tastic UKIP are any different from other politicians

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    • 121
      Village Idiot says:

      ….Well, UKIP want out of the wretched EU,the other parties want to stay in the wretched EU because of future reward from Merkell!

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  27. 37
    Steve Miliband says:

    Privately educated, ex city, career politician, man of the people goes for the working class vote

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  28. 39
    Andrew K says:

    Get your genuine UKIP Margaret Thatcher tribute mugs featuring Steve Nallon. Only £19.99 from the UKIP online shop.

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  29. 40
    Glott Allstop says:

    British Tea Party candidate unveiled

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  30. 43
    Ptisme says:

    Here’s to Mrs Tea…

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  31. 44
    Farage to Cameron says:

    Hello Mr Shifty would you like a nice cup of tea.

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  32. 45
    Film Bufoon says:

    He looks like the Gestapo nutter from Indiana Jones

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  33. 46
    Arcturus says:

    Famous mug meets infamous mug.

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  34. 47
    Dangerous Brian says:

    After much consideration and lengthy talks with my highly paid and politically astute advisors I have decided not to continue seeking the ordinary persons vote by foccusing on the real issues facing the nation, school overcrowding, lack of housing, low wages and pressure on the NHS which have all been impacted by unchecked immigration.
    I have instead decided to pick up the odd vote from disgruntled Tories by being photographed with a cheap Maggie Thatcher mug.
    That’ll show em.

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  35. 48
    Rickytshirt says:

    Ukip: The choice of a new generation

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  36. 49
    Sun reader says:

    Going to be an egg cup in a minute…

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  37. 50
    Socialism is theft says:

    Nigel: We drink Indian tea but that doesn’t mean we have to be ruled by them.

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  38. 52
    Rickytshirt says:

    Usip

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  39. 54
    Steve Miliband says:

    ”I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it.”

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  40. 55
    Rickytshirt says:

    Muggie Thatcher

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  41. 56
    Straw Monkeys says:

    Will:
    Dad do you know the piano’s on my foot?

    Jack:
    You sing it and I’ll employ a civil servant to play it.

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  42. 58
    Bartender says:

    “Are you drinking what I’m drinking? *hic*”

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  43. 59
    Maimed Codger says:

    and now for the Runners & Riders.

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  44. 60
    Steve Miliband says:

    Thatcher mug £5.
    Bought with EU allowance, £1,4344.
    Priceless.

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  45. 61
    Nigel Farage says:

    Aves Vous this cuppa Hollande

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  46. 62
    frank says:

    “This is what a real conservative looks like.”

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  47. 63
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Oh, but you know, you do not achieve anything without trouble, ever.

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  48. 68
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Nigel of Newark anagram.

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  49. 70
    Nigel Farage says:

    We don’t scrabble around picking our leaves up from the toxic Blairite middle ground.

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  50. 71
    Dromedary says:

    Always feel more relaxed with Maggie’s arse pointing in my direction.

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  51. 72
    "Nigel Forage" says:

    “And I can make you a very good deal on these mugs– see, I know a bloke who knows a bloke, yeah? A word here and there and the odd quid to ‘facilitate the transaction,’ shall we call it, and– Bob’s yer uncle!”

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  52. 73
    NickS says:

    UKIP if you want to… the lady’s not for UKIP

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  53. 74
    Sean Harkin says:

    Detective Farage from Scotland Yard displays their new Most Wanted person Mug Shot!

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  54. 75
    nell says:

    Secretly I am a tory.

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  55. 78
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony enjoying the utter panic says:

    A short walk to Westminster.

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  56. 79

    I like my coffee like my women. Cold.

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  57. 82
    Herman Von Klinkerhoffen says:

    “Is zat EU Directive 496666324/99.384 in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”

    Do I vin 5 Euros?

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  58. 85
    Vince Cable, Minister for (Giving All Of Us The) Business, says:

    “Oi! So YOU’re the geezer wot nicked me ‘at!”
    http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/files/2010/12/vince-cable.jpg

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  59. 87
    Peter Grant says:

    Now we know where Nigel gets his ‘eggstremist’ ideas from.

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  60. 88
    Frank's Son says:

    My cup floweth over with ex Tory voters.

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  61. 89
    The cat came back.. says:

    Today I shall win over the Labour vote by dressing as a Gestapo agent and holding a Thatcher mug for a photo call.

    or.

    Today I will win the hearts of the Tories by holding a mug with the picture of a women who they skilfully stabbed in the back.

    or.

    Libertarians Unite!

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  62. 91
    Dave says:

    Many a slip betwixt cup and UKIP

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  63. 92
    Raving Loon says:

    This cup is not for drinking.

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  64. 95
    mraemiller says:

    I used to say no one could replace Arthur Daley…

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  65. 96
    The Stazi Informer says:

    Farage steals drinking vessel from immigrant and boasts about it!

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  66. 99
    Pissarro says:

    Tonight Mathew, I am going to be …..

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  67. 100
    Anon Pompey Resident & Voting for UKIP ORG says:

    Looks like Handy*Cocks bid to use the Mar*garet Mo*ran defence plea

    has thankfully failed……..

    Handy*Cocks Case should be brought before the Court by middle of June….!!!!

    Wonder when this by-election will take place….. ??

    Looks likes its going to be a very busy season for exposing the debauched

    lifestyles of our so called elected representatives aka

    Cons*LeLabor*LebDims Anti-Democracy Alliance

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  68. 102
    Zargon the Magnificent says:

    Two cnuts, one mug…

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  69. 105
    Anon & Voting for UKIP ORG says:

    Max has just ben sentenced to 8 years in clink & will have to serve

    at least half

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  70. 106
    Gypsy Rosie Lee says:

    The leaves predict great success in the coming weeks.

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  71. 107
    Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead says:

    “UKIPs gets into more hot water than anything.”

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  72. 109
    Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead says:

    “You only get an ‘OO’ with Loony Tea”

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  73. 110
    Shakespeare says:

    See first that the design is wise and just; that ascertained, pursue it resolutely.

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  74. 112
    jexrab says:

    Speaking to Farage as someone who knows, what it is like to be small where it counts.
    The caption reads
    It is not a very big mug. But as my wife says to me. It is not the size that counts.
    PS, If only that were true.

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  75. 115
    Charles A Lescott says:

    Ukip if you want to. The Lady’s not for kipping.

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    • 122
      Maggie says:

      Oh yes I am.

      Who did you think I was backing, the “heir to Blair”?

      Donnez-moi un favor.

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      • 160
        Anonymous says:

        Stop trying to pretend you have a fucking clue what Margaret Thatcher would have thought about UKIP you sad, Kipper wanker.

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        • 166
          Anonymous says:

          Get back to your rent boy you sad tory pervert.

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          • Moron watch says:

            You are a total moron.

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          • They're not right in the head says:

            Presumably you are able to confirm that no UKIP candidates or politicians whatsoever (a) are gay, or (b) use rent boys.

            Of course you can’t, you fucking twat.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Oh do fuck off you dreary tory morons. You know you’ll end up with an orange in your fat gob wearing women’s clothing while masturbating yourselves to death.

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  76. 117
    Heard it all now says:

    Huhne on Constance Briscoe “a compulsive and self-publicising fantasist”.

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  77. 120
    EC1 PhD says:

    Russian prime minister’s dirty secret revealed

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  78. 123
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Between us we will restore sanity to British Politics,and show how it should be done in the interests of the British people,not the interests of Mrs Merkell,and we will look after the people of this great nation above all else,before all others!
    This is our pledge!…Then,when our country is Great again,we will help those in the world less fortunate than ourselves,and offer comfort to the discomforted around the world!..Peace,Justice and Fair Play..shall be our motto!
    And then, I woke up????

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  79. 124
    Lizzie says:

    What am I offered for this lovely vintage mug, come on, don’t be shy, there were lots of them on the back of the lorry …

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  80. 128
    Anonymous says:

    You only get an “Aahh” with Farage.

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  81. 129
    You couldn't make it up says:

    I didn’t bottle it

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  82. 131
    Nigel says:

    I’ve got a Bob Crow mug as the need arises.

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  83. 132
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Ah, a mug of eggnog, my favourite tipple.

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  84. 133
    Ghost of Thatcher says:

    I want nothing to do with either of these two mugs.

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  85. 135
    Brother York says:

    Iron lady holds Mug.

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  86. 136
    The Great British Public says:

    A good man.
    A good women.

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  87. 137
    Brother York says:

    UKIP invents new drink – ‘The Despresso’.

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  88. 138
    RIK says:

    Yes but in the morning you’ll still be drunk.

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  89. 140
    Anonymous says:

    I’ll keep Cameron in this.

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  90. 141
    Brother York says:

    Have you been thinking about Farage latte-ly?

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  91. 142
    Dapper Dave says:

    And this is what a true conservative looks like

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  92. 143
    Oh, really? says:

    So there IS a sensible photograph of Nigel Farage available? Bet it won’t be seen in the Grauniad.

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  93. 146
    Mrs T says:

    Private Dick doppelganger misses tea with BBC

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  94. 147
    The Great Miliband Mystery says:

    Spook, trying to figure out just who exactly financed the Miliband family’s rise from illegal immigrants via poverty to power, whilst drinking from his favourite mug.

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  95. 149
    ho hum says:

    Iron Lady Brew. It gives you wins.

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  96. 150
    dai cracking says:

    storm in an egg cup?

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  97. 151
    The pellet with the poison says:

    Nigel: A cuppa from Cameron and an offer of power sharing…so where’s the pellet with the poison?”

    Cameron to Milband: “Pssst! The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?”

    Miliband: “No! There’s been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace and replaced it with a flagon with the figure of a dragon.”

    Cameron: So the pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon
    The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true?

    Miliband: “No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true. Just remember that.”

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  98. 154
    Paul_Allen says:

    Farage mugs up on how to handle EU

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  99. 155
    jimbo says:

    Caption: “I am a massive twat, holding a mug. Which bears the picture of another massive twat. Vote for me! Boo to Europe “

    Like

  100. 156
    Gez says:

    Farage looks bemused as Michael Crick repeatedly asks him why there are no black faces on his Mrs Thatcher mug.

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  101. 157
    Fred Foreskin says:

    “Available in any colour as long as it’s white”

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  102. 162
    UKIP Central says:

    Gingers – another minority that has no place in UKIP’s Britain.

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  103. 164
    DynoRod Dave, Shitshifter to the Clergy says:

    C’est magnifique, mais ce n’est pas lager.

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  104. 168
    Nigel's liver says:

    You’re all assuming it’s a cup of tea or coffee. Actually it’s my 5th g’n t of the day. And it’s only 10am.

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  105. 170
    DownBoy says:

    Mrs Tea – The Lady’s not for stirring.

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  106. 171
    mild colonial boy says:

    Mammy how I loves ya, how I loves ya myyy dearold maggie

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  107. 174
    domino says:

    All that glitters is not old

    Erm anyone think the new UKIP poster has something of a phallic element..look at a distance and it seems to show that Dover is the female and the escalator the male organ….of course it would be accurate considering Dover is the starting point for Britain to be fuc ..well you know.

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    • 177
      amphibious says:

      I can’t make out where the 2nd escalator goes, Heaven? Oblivion? Valhalla?

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  108. 175
    Silly Billy says:

    UKIP if you want to. The mug is not for kipping.

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  109. 178
    Anonymous says:

    “Friday Caption Contest (Child of Maggie Edition)”
    No good showing us a mug-shot of your adoptive mother Nige. As that isn’t going to quell comments from some, concerning legitimacy.

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  110. 179
    Braveheart says:

    My heroine won three general elections and all I got was this lousy mug

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  111. 180
    The lying twat party says:

    Vote twat! you’ll never be disappointed.

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    • 181
      The lying twat party says:

      Err, sorry, I was thinking of politics generally – not really a caption, as such.

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