May 1st, 2014

WATCH: Farage Egged


  1. 1
    Peter Grimes says:

    Did an Al JaBeeBa leftoid chuck it?

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    helpful says:


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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    The yolk’s on Nigel.

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    Rinka the Dog says:

    Small beginnings, but you just know that the left will descend into violence: it’s been their way throughout history.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    At least Farage didn’t try to punch the living daylights out of the guy.

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    Tron says:

    Prezza would have decked him.

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    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    Looked like more of a punch to me

    Let’s punch everyone we don’t agree with shall we?

    That’s progress!

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    Capt Apollo says:

    whats the betting the letters SWP will be involved?

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    Eh? says:

    Where’s Dave today?

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    helpful says:

    Oy! I was first! Take this!

    *throws egg – organic naturally*

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    Fishy says:

    Today’s smear

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    Kelfieldny says:

    You know you’ve made it when some cretin flings an egg at you. Rather surprised that PETA hasn’t been all over this since the egg could have been fertile but then they won’t say a peep about halal meat.

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    No one must be allowed to threaten their religion, it makes their minds go all red and violent.

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    jexrab says:

    Serves him right. I would love to egg him. Lizzard man.

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    Fishy says:

    But someone egged Milipede…and he’s definitely not made it (and never will).

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    Bill d'Sarse says:

    The perpetrator was ‘Fred from Nottingham’ who didn’t agree with ol’ Nige’s policies. I didn’t know they read the Guardian in Nottingham. I’ve been there a few times on business and they strike me as more of a Sun or Daily Mirror lot.

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    Sarah Millington says:

    The Stormtroopers of the Lib / Lab / Con – the UAF & their Blockleiters in the SWP.

    The more they do this the more the British people turn to UKIP.

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    oh dear says:

    But I bet Farage knows how to spell lizard.

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    Do I feel bad? No I don't says:

    Peaches Geldof found by husband after taking heroin.

    Not an ounce.

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    Goldenlay says:

    British Eggs for British saviours.

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    Uncle Fester says:

    Another few Thousand Votes heading UKIPS way

    Violence tis the way of the left

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    Peter Martin says:

    ‘Egged on’ by more than a few in the MSM whose supposed factual reporting thus far has been bizarre to the point of deranged, and that’s before the chatterati get let loose.

    It’s starting to look like a concerted campaign to see UKIP prevail as they surely can’t all be so thick as to not see what the reaction is to their efforts.

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    They are getting eggsasperated and running out of hate words to throw at him so now it has to, baby chickens, next it’ll be sticks and stones.

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    Lard Prescott says:

    Aye, waste of a good snack.

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    The Growler says:

    They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek that dasterdly Cams everywhere

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    Goldenlay says:

    Ed’s should have been hard boiled and thrown from a high velocity rail gun.

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Not a good day for Nottingham.

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    A vote for the Conservatives is a vote for the UAF says:

    I don’t know who threw the egg but it was certainly Cameron who laid it by
    branding UKIP a bunch of closet racists.
    This sort of attack will keep happening now to Farage and get worse.
    UAF/SWP shitbags turning up at every UKIP event causing trouble and then Local councils and Police blaming UKIP for holding the events in the first place.
    No media sympathy whatsoever just plenty of belly laughs on HIGNFY.
    Well done Cameron.

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    Jim says:

    Well, the Media attacks failed so Violence was going to be the next best thing.

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    Dave Chillax says:

    I look good in a beard

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    A Cows Son says:

    caahson gertcha.

    oh you cow son go away

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    Go to work on an egg, Nigel. I, and folk like me, are right behind you.

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    Michael Crick says:

    The cops let me go after 30

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    also says:

    And why haven’t the mainstream parties yet realised that
    accusing UKIP of racism is insulting and denigrating voters.
    We’re quite capable of distinguishing between racism and
    fighting for British values,jobs etc.

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    helpful says:


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    Breaking News says:


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    JH-230912384590231 says:

    It’s when they get to the disappearing people and death camp bits that the left are really in their stride.

    Some way to go.

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    Bill d'Sarse says:

    If it’s sympathy they’re after, they can find it in a dictionary between shit and syphillis.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well that ought to be good for another 5 point bump in the polls ofr UKIP then…..the left never learn, the more you attack him, the bigger his poll rating will get.

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    Trainspotter says:

    The darling of mumsnet was in charge of her little kid when she decided to shoot up.

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    Whitestones says:

    Well done Fred, that’s another 10,000 votes for UKIP.

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    Pookie Snackumberger says:

    I think you’ll find ‘Fred’ is more of a das kapital, mein kampf sort of a ghillie.

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    hang about.. says:

    Did someone remove drug paraphernalia from the
    scene before police arrived?Isn’t that a crime?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Ah Nottingham, benefits heaven. A long time ago it used to have a lot of light engineering companies but they all mainly folded or moved abroad leaving behind large housing estates full of the unemployed. Seems they can afford eggs though.

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    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Typical lefty reaction.

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    The BBC PR dept says:

    Well done Nick, there’s a little “extra” on it’s way

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    Another 5% on the UKIP vote then says:

    Typical bloody socialists…can’t counter the argument so scream “racist” and then resort to violence

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    Aardvark says:

    What else does the Left have to offer Britain.

    Strikes, violence, theft of working people’s income, corruption, mass immigration and a bended knee to Islamism.

    Eggs is the best they can do.

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    Ed Milliband says:

    The eggs get us all in the end.

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    Brother York says:

    He was probably egged because UKIP’s messages are all scrambled or that UKIP’s policies are beginning to crack…

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    ed milliband peoples representitive of doncaster says:

    it’s a pity john precott wasn’t around

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    Michael Crick says:

    The Egg had recently been shipped from Romania.

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    EU Analysis says:

    Anjem Choudary -1million (and building crosses just in case)

    Farage +1 egg and an awful lot of sympathy

    Tesco eggs sales rising

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    Rinka the Dog says:

    Yeah, I would guess this brillo-bearded lefty has increased UKIP votes by a significant number. No doubt the LibLabCon conspiracy will claim that it was a UKIP false flag op.

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    YouKipper says:

    Eggstra Eggstra.. Read all about it,

    BBC spokesman called it “just in time, it was horrendous, almost two hours passed since our last Nigel bulletin. This definitely saved us and as a bonus we can probably spin it for the whole day”. “The Farage show must go on”‘

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    Rinka the Dog says:

    Well, a couple of grams maybe, dude.

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    couldabin says:

    What makes you think he bought it?

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    Wacist says:

    British eggs for British politicians!

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    Richard Burton says:

    Can’t they arrest the w@nker?

    The left always try to shut down an argument and use violence to further their ends.

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    Pick litter for bennies says:

    “Fred from Nottingham”.He is either a Lib/Lab/Con,Beeboid,Lefty or EU national who can see lawful democracy threatening their trips to Brussels,mass immigration policy,child benefits for his kids in Romania,winter heating allowance in Spain,etc.Strange how many people think they know what’s best and want to deny the ballot box for the great unwashed as they see us.

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    Fred From Nottingham says:

    I wanted to give UKIP in Nottingham another 1000 votes :)

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    Trainspotter says:

    If I speculated that Nick Robinson will fight for a world boxing title and he declines does that mean I can call him a bottler?

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    Helpful advice says:

    Don’t give up your day job just yet.

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    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Yeah, are any of the other parties campaigning?

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    Fred From Nottingham says:

    I’m a member of the Beardy Gypo Pikey party :)

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    Rinka the Dog says:

    I’ll be interested to see what idiotic asinine comment Sir Bob will come up with this time – probably something along the lines that ‘she was her own person’.

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    Tooth fairy says:

    So, knowing NF has had an operation on his spine in the neck area, he has endured a second attack on his person … around the neck area.

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    Lefty Fred says:

    If people don’t agree with my views I go psycho bitch on them.

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    The Growler says:

    It’s a long time since I lived in Nottingham, in the days of Raleigh Cycles, John Players, Boots, the old wholesale market, St. Ann’s estate, it seemed like a right mixture of races a bit like London is now, come to think of it it is even longer since I have been to London, far too expensive now to even visit. Like everywhere else depends where in Nottingham you visit there are posh areas, think they are posh areas, and areas where you would not like to be seen there, the posh ones buy The Sun but envelope it in the Times, Telegraph etc at tea break they take the Times to the toilet but look at page 3.

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    Well that put him into a F A Rage dinnit!

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    Tony Lynock says:

    How pathetic and immature, just because you don’t agree with anyone’s beliefs does not give you the right to assault them.

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    YouKipper says:

    Arrest him for what… being the leader of UKIP? … this isn’t Russia… oh wait…

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    Pun says:

    I’ll bet Fred is a member of the Labour Party.

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    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    That taxpayer funded group?

    Thanks dave you cock.

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    Lard Prescott says:

    I reckon that Nigel’s going to have to work on that left jab, too high and too late. He should have chased Fred across the pavement and get him round the throat, then as they pull them apart a quick one, two across Fred’s chops. Aye, too much southern softer for a proper boxing politician. Now that Nick Robinson, he has the backers and the reach, but not built to last.

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    Advice says:

    Except Farage has said he wants to be elected to Parliament but he never has the cojones to take the chances that keep coming up.

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    just saying says:

    We Brits love an underdog and Farage is now virtually single-handedly
    fighting against the three main political parties,BBC tv and radio plus large sections of the press.

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    Pasty-faced beardy watch says:

    Fred looks more like a Faisal to me. He has the pasty face of an ex-con.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Why won’t anyone egg me?

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    It will soon be a serious security concern, he will get no police protection, they will just stand by and watch, under instructions from Cameron’s UAF thugs.

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    táxpáyér says:

    The scag doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Was he on his way to launch his manifesto? Oh wait…

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    keep your advice says:

    Farage gave perfectly sensible reasons why he wouldn’t stand in Newark.
    I for one am delighted he’s currently concentrating on the EU election.
    If he had thrown his hat into the ring, you’d have probably accused him of

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    Citizen Degu says:

    Whoever the little baldy beardie was, he was nabbed!

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    táxpáyér says:

    He’s a chicken.

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    has he been arrested yet says:

    He should try eating protein-filled eggs, rather than throwing them.

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    Be the change says:

    You mean he doesn’t take the piss in the way most members of the Labour and Tory elites would and simply muscle the locals aside at any opportunity, even when he has no reason to be able to claim to know enough about a place to represent its people?

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    táxpáyér says:

    You can be arrested for reading Churchill.

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    Martin McGuinness says:

    Did I tell yer?

    I love killing people! It gives me a woody.

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    Do one Rupert says:

    Welcome to your preview of The Times

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    Apple says:

    I am not very impressed by his undercover police escort. It’s as if they let Fred get at Mr Farage. Also, it is interesting that the cameramen was almost was training his lens for that particular shot.

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    Filippo Brunelleschi says:

    Like your argument, I bet you cannot make an egg stand.. on its end.

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    Secret Agent says:

    Maybe a red-top will track Fred down and unearth something interesting about him.

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    rick says:

    Not if your parent is a wealthy Leftie.

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    Citizen Degu says:

    I suppose beardie has long had has a complex about being short, bald, repulsive and weedy – twisted his personality so he became a typical leftie stereotype for whom childish playground violence feeds his pathetic little ego.

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    Dangerous Brian says:

    The left wing way.

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    Dangerous Brian says:

    Jexrab, another product of the left wing social experiment.
    D*ck head.

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    YouKipper says:

    Mostly, up in the northern oil lands. I know angry Alex Salmond was busy – I bet he eats eggs for breakfast

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    PARVUS says:

    Taking a slight step back (three centuries in fact), the only way the concerted ‘UKIP = racism’ slurs (and indeed, the whole racism debate-closing mania itself) will be stopped is in the same way that another groundless hysteria, ‘The Great European Witch Craze’ was finally stopped – by suing for libel/slander.
    The last main outbreak of it, transported across the Atlantic by the Puritans, ground to a halt when one of those accused chose not to venture the usual fruitless defence of trying to prove what a good Christian he was, but instead sued his accuser for slander – on the grounds that being a witch was not a very nice thing to be and might reduce his reputation amongst his neighbours. Whereupon, faced with having to prove the charges or face financial penalties, the accuser realised that the ‘voices in her head’ who made the original accusation were mistaken. Thereafter, you can guess the rest.

    With UKIP it needs a test case, carefully selected, and an offender taken to the cleaners. And then the whole ‘you disagree with me – you’re a witch/racist’ thing starts to wind down.

    If, that is, the UK legal racket had any resemblance to a justice system, as opposed to a financial feeding frenzy for the upper middle classes. I admit it does require a justice system for my patent method to work…

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    Citizen Degu says:

    ..and bald weeds with beards and a chicken farm.

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    The Libor party says:
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    Labour Nottingham branch says:

    He’s certainly thick enough to join us.

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    YouKipper says:

    Well that’s redundant, who reads the small print anyway? :)

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    The Easter Bunny says:

    Well past its sell-by date

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    That cowardly attack on a citizen going about his lawful business was despicable.

    May I also just take this opportunity to assure you all that that ‘Fred’ was not me and I am no relation of his either. Thank you. Carry on and remember to vote for Nigel.

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    Prezza says:

    You wanna try thumping the prats, Nige. Got me a lot of support.

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    Londoner says:

    Ha. I have just recieved a leaftet from the Tories in which the candidates are so ashamed on standing in these elections on Dave’s ticket that they only tell you their names in the smallest print on the leaflet.

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    Anonymous says:

    Though Eddie Lizzard was a comedian?

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    Fred from Nottingham says:

    I am not short.

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Because you are an irrelevant pointless useless tosser.

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    A Kipper says:

    When I lived in Nottingham the SPGB were very active, speaking most Sundays in the square in front of the Council House.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Works up to the point where UKIP supporters utter racist remarks

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Spend some time reading the CV of the young oik that the Tories have parachuted into Newark. Never been near the place.

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    YouKipper says:

    Horrible Histories show there is no justice. Egg sticks – just ask Lard Prescott..

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    Nigel Coward says:

    Ha! Ha! He is a nasty bully. He is not different from any other politician. Those who think Farage is dream ticket to Disney World need to wake up!

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    Apthorpe says:

    Indeed! Nottingham city centre is a perfect example of the Blair Project and the Continuity Dave Campaign in action. Vast numbers students flood the centre of the city as transient drinkers supplementing the state funded fags and booze locals. The East European have also moved enmasse but to be fair they do most of the work. St Anne’s is a cess pool of crime and indolence on Victorian levels but without a Victorian Police Force to deal with it. The City Council is a form of deranged post Lennisit Communism (their Parking Levy is pure Stanlinism in action) so for a UKIP member to walk the steets and only get egged is pretty good!

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    E for B and Nigel Farage says:

    What does he eggspect – he sets a poor eggsample by fiddling his eggspenses and his eggs-secretary is a hun!

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony enjoying the utter panic says:

    Suit to the cleaners, 000s more votes in the bank.

    Cheers Fred. When they were handing out brains you misheard, thought they said trains and asked for a small slow one.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    Er says:

    He has not fiddled his expenses.

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    E for B and Nigel Farage says:

    No – he is beyond reproach.

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    Citizen Degu says:

    I’ve been writing this for a while in various places. As it is a potential slander/libel, misuse of such words for polemical ends should be a matter of litigation. The “defamer” then has to prove it’s not libel/slander, that X is indeed a racist. It’s no different to the Lord McAlpine debacle which soon had the Twitterati stunned and realizing there can be serious consequences for them to any mud slinging they do. The left have been able to get away with this for too long. It’s time to end the smearing by using the law. Nigel/UKIP need to keep a careful record of what Roche and her gang could possibly say or write that could construed as defamatory.

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    Thubderbox says:

    He looked rather foreign.

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    Barry says:

    Unlike Prescott, no police escort, and no retaliation.

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    BBC says:

    Nigel Farage kills unborn chicken.

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    Apthorpe says:

    See my comment 120. The Nottingham Saturday Night, Sunday Morning has just about vanished. Crime in St Anne’s is now endemic but increasingly upreported, 20 years of neo socialist city planning and polices has killed the place. Transient student population dominates the centre and outlying areas of the city. It is a low income, low skill and low educational achievment centre ripe for pay day loans and cheap crap by the wagon load. A real achiement for our poilitical class.

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    Apthorpe says:

    Seem to have been modded by a software sp_stic typical.

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    Inconvenient Truth says:


    But you wouldn’t expect any supporter of the LibLabCons to even recognize that because most wouldn’t be Party Members in the first place, and if they were, probably love the little inferiority complex they’d get by having a ‘big name’ stand in their area and wouldn’t challenge them. The LibLabCon’s have played fancy with our Local MP FPTP system and now operate a Full PR Party-Appointed Selection Process. It would be laughable, but they don’t support full PR because they know they’d get their arses kicked and prefer the FPTP ‘divide and conquer’ approach to ‘Representation’ instead.

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    Drummond Base says:

    He’s frit! Watch him run for cover in the luxury Range Rover.

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    Egg expert says:

    Luckily it was a white egg that was dunked on Farage, and not a brown egg. But ah I hear you say, was it an establishment egg?

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Define a rac!st remark.

    In any case, under common law there is no basis for protecting the rights of outsiders at the expense and discrimination of us locals.

    All of that is a manifestation of what are rightly becoming regarded as unjust statutory laws which should be removed.

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    Short bald socialists with beards are trying to look like Lenin says:

    Isn’t saying “hun” potentially wacist under Mr Straw’s delightful legislation. I could report that to the police – as anyone at all can thanks to Jolly Jack – and I believe the police more or less have to investigate. Many a sanctimonious leftie can now be hoist petarded by loopy sanctimonious leftie laws.

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    You what says:

    A luxury range rover funded by the tax payer.

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    Apthorpe says:

    Yes I’m amazed he would have recognised it in the shop, most live on food that is delivered to the door by a man on a scooter. The place is an utter pit and a fine testemant to 25 years of political mis-managment. It would need a war to clean the mess up.

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    No – he does not have expenses. He has an allowance.

    That allowance it has not been shown has been ‘fiddled’.

    Keep up…

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    Edmund says:

    Shouldn’t the BBC be blanking out his car’s registration number (clearly visible at 0:27)?

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    Er says:

    I have noticed some fake outrage from people who are bending over backwards to pretend to be offended on behalf of others in order to attempt to score polticial points. I haven’t noticed any racist comments by Mr Farage during this campaign.

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    Kelfieldny says:

    You mean the same way Lenny Henry is.

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    Anonymous says:

    Should parents be allowed to “smack”?

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    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    If you could point me to any rac!st comments issued by Nigel since he first became an MEP, or indeed before, that would be enlightening.

    Have not read or heard anything rac!st from him myself.

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    Gillian Duffy says:

    Where are all these eggers flocking from?

    We never had no eggers in Rochdale when Big Cyril was running the show. Mind you, with him around spare eggs were hard to come by.

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    Andrew Mitchell says:

    You just can’t get the staff these days

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    Apthorpe says:

    Agree fully.

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    Dave Cameron says:

    Statistics show upward egg recycling trend continues into second quarter

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    Inconvenient Truth says:

    When Cameron called the whole of UKIP “a bunch of closet racists” he was slandering every member of UKIP.

    Steve Miliband – then you use the same LEGAL SYSTEM to prosecute those that make racist remarks, not label over 30K people racist. I know it’s the knee-jerk reaction of the Left but it’s how it SHOULD be done. I’d prosecute Cameron, just for the shits and giggles, plus it WAS slander – whether he was in the HoC or not.

    Citizen Degu – Well said. +10 and a Gold Star

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    Er says:

    Good point. No doubt if they existed we’d have heard about them by now.

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    what's in a name says:

    beyond repoach

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    ss says:

    Fred from Nottingham needs castrating because I do not like socialists and him breeding his sordid genes is no good, but bet he is a poof.

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    E for B and Nigel Farage says:

    So what – go ahead.

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    Dangerous Brian says:

    And serial sob sister/apologist for drug “culture”

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    Robin Hood says:

    I bet he is not really from Nottingham

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    Winston says:

    His security consist of two blokes. That’s it. This is UKIP. There is no State support, no Union money, no donations for honours or public contracts.

    The way this is going, Farage will be dead by the end of this year. Remember the Dutch experience? Pim Fortuyun was murdered by a left-wing extremist after his populist party rocked the establishment

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    Lynton Crosby says:

    Fred see me later for your £50

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    UKIP 4 ALL says:

    Yeah its well known debating tactic in a free democracy, if you dont agree with a persons politics just smash on the head with an egg.

    The extreme leftist wingnuts and loopy fanatics has as usual been deliberately enraged and wound up by the hysterical smears of the media and the liblabcon cartel, its no wonder those with the loosest screws are going to begin a campaign of violence. Farage and UKIP have been made out to be a cross between Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge and Hitler and the Gestapo.

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    Scottish Chav says:

    “Police were called to a report of an assault in Wheeler Gate, Nottingham, at 1.30pm today. A 33-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of assault and is in police custody.”
    He told the BBC: “Egg-throwing is a well-established form of political protest in this country.

    since assault apparently is acceptable according to this lefty waster … I shall therefore be punching the next socialist that canvasses me in the face THEN pointing out to him in the great tradition of john prescott that a punch in the face is perfectly acceptable political discourse!

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    Alchemist says:

    Is that ballot box made of cast iron?

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    Scottish Chav says:

    more importantly was it a Christian chicken?

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    Dangerous Brian says:

    Nearer than you think old boy, nearer than you think.

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    jgm2 says:

    He looks like he eats kebabs for breakfast.

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    PC disciple says:

    Not in the public interest m’lud. Particularly when it involves investigating lefty Royalty and meeja darlings, it may backfire on our reputation again.

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    jgm2 says:

    The obvious thing to do is shove an egg in their face. Keep a box handy by the front door.

    ‘Just disagreeing with his politics in the traditional manner yer honour’.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    I don’t rember Prescott getting such a hard time from the press. He was utterly useless, punched someone who egged him and shagged his diary secretary on his desk. I don’t remember the BBC giving much greif.

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    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    Jaguar Landrover are successful business providing secure employment to oppressed British workers. Well done Nigel, buy British.
    You’re a Labour supporter aren’t you ?

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    cliche says:

    i guess you could n’t afford your energy bill to cook the eggs to feed your squeezed middle could you leftie.

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    Twampersand mk II says:

    There’s one coming, don’t worry.

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    Dangerous Brian says:

    Twat, nobody thinks he’s the dream ticket, we all just think he can give the complacent toss pots a kick in the goolies.
    I sincerely hope so.

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    Laughing at lefties says:

    Ha ha ha the lefties are FUCKING TERRIFIED of UKIP. Go and visit lefty blog sites and they are all seriously getting worried about UKIP. Brilli-fucking-ant..

  172. 172
    U-skip! Where all the rubbish goes. says:

    Pity it wasn’t shit tied to a brick!

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    Smelly Lefty Fascists don't scare UKIP senior citizens.— Grant French (@SteelvalleyUKIP) May 1, 2014

  174. 174
    Call Me Dave says:

    I’ve given thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money to SWP front group Unite Around Fascism so that they can attack UKIP.

    *That’s Democracy*

  175. 175
    Remotely Controlled says:

    Quite simply the establishment are terrified of true people power, not “people” as in the limp-wristed , girly-boy right-on nonsense that permeates the left and centre .

    As in the working taxpayer who , as he goes to work will watch the pj-dressed woman neighbour escorting the next generation of feckless wasters to be indoctrinated at the local school.

    The working taxpayer who , on his lunchbreak sees the spongers and incompetents making there way from bar to street to bookie.

    The working taxpayer who , when he comes home has to put up with gangs of feral ‘yoof’ marauding the streets.

    We, to coin a phrase , the people ,are fed up to the back teeth with the glib explanations, the lies, the thievery and debauchery that infests every layer of the power structure and we want change, not the ceremonial change of the guard at No.10 that brings in the next group of smirking half-wits to gurn at us in mock understanding.

    And Farange getting egged means one thing . UKIP are now a credible opposition regardless of what the semi-tame rats in the media portray.They are scared. For the true voice of Britain is being heard.

  176. 176
    Noel Coward Farage says:

    Don’t mention Newark?

  177. 177
    High-lander says:

    Can the assassin do Alex Salmond instead?

  178. 178
    Al-Margerine says:

    That’ll be the least of his worries when we behead the infidel.

  179. 179
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    So does he.

  180. 180
    Anonymous says:

    Watch out for the anti UKIP stooges on Qestion Time Tonight, they will be rampant at the thought of UKIP gaining 38%

  181. 181
    Kelfieldny says:

    New Jersey….sorry you must be one of Axelrod’s boys.

  182. 182
    Funambulist says:

    Very reminiscent of the popular Dutch politician Pym Fortuin. The Dutch left demonised him with daily attacks about being ‘racist’, ‘anti-Islam’, all the same old crap we’re seeing now. Some dim-witted ‘Fred from Amsterdam’ over-reacted and shot him down in the street. No wonder Gert Wilders sleeps on an army base!

  183. 183
    tigerowl says:

    ‘Aving a laugh aint ya? “UKIP are now a credible opposition ” ? Ha Ha Ha Ha. No policies, lies over facts, generalises issues. A party that dies not even understand its own arguments. A leader afraid to lead. A leader that does not even know where his funding comes from but employs a German rather than Brit to work for him. Then says migrant workers should not come here. Is if Farage says…do as I say not as I do then?
    If racism is the true face of Britain then that tells you how low the education is now in Britain.

  184. 184
    RichUpNorth says:

    The eggster looked like the sort of person that would have been a member of PIE back in the seventies.

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

    Not sure why the SWP would want to Unite AROUND Fascism?

  186. 186
    Mangochtutney says:

    Lik his address so he knows what a sad scared old man really feels like

  187. 187
    Justin Holmes says:

    Bla bla bla bla , screaming racist has worn thin with people , ukip our not against foreign worker, they want it managed! And I feel no party wants to address the issues so lot of my work collages and friends our going to force the issue by voting ukip and theses our not political animals most don’t even vote in eoropean elections

  188. 188
    Scottish Chav says:

    as has been pointed out by even the bbc … calling everyone racists to try to shut them up doesnt work.
    I dont have much truck with ukip … but thanks to name calling oiks like you, I’m going to go vote for them on the 22nd … and its all because you use hyperbole for the slightest thing. congratulations, you’ve done terribly well for ukip

  189. 189
    Jim says:

    They support each other.

  190. 190
    Fred says:

    Hope someone beats the f out of beardy weirdy lefty.

  191. 191
    Who are the Fascist boot boys? says:

    UKIP are the victims of fascism.

    You can spot a fascist by the way they act – fascistically.

  192. 192
    Tigerowl says:

    ‘Aving a laugh aint ya? “Labour are now a credible opposition ” ? Ha Ha Ha Ha. No policies, lies over facts, generalises issues. A party that dies not even understand its own arguments. A leader afraid to lead. A leader that does not even know where his funding comes from but employs a fucking Yank wanker rather than Brit to work for him. Then says benefit scrounging immigrant workers should come here and take british jobs, if millishyte says…do as I say not as I do then?
    If communist labour is the true face of Britain then that tells you how low the education is now in Britain.

    I am brainwashed and as thick as pigshit thanks to labours education policies.

  193. 193
    Flyersw says:

    Which media outlet will be first to report:

    Nigel Farage back aggressively into innocent egg carrying peaceful protestor

  194. 194
    Jim says:

    Was that before the egg?

  195. 195
    United And Fascist says:

    Busy funnelling money to any group of far left boot boys he can find.

  196. 196
    Jim says:

    The Man has recently had serious surgery!

  197. 197
    Murdoch's mouthpiece says:

    It’s an egg ffs.

    You big girls blouse.

  198. 198
    Hole says:

    I think you should have to live in an area for a certain period of time (say, five years) before you can stand for election. The MP is supposed to be representing them, after all.

    It would also discourage the career politicians.

  199. 199
    Jim says:

    With only 18% of the Vote you are joking?

  200. 200
    Anonymous says:

    Just got home to find Conservatives leaflet in South East. Couple of telling remarks.
    1. What you told us. — Control Immigration
    What we did.– So we have taken all the action we can under the current EU agreements!!
    Seems to be an admission of some sort.

    Of the photo’s of the South East Team — listed one Daniel Hannah *

    * not in picture

    What could that mean?

  201. 201
    Who are the Fascist boot boys? says:


  202. 202
    Spot the fascist says:


  203. 203
    Hole says:

    BBC: “Mr. Farage, isn’t it time you bowed out of the race? You’re making yourself a target, and causing innocent protesters to waste perfectly good eggs that could otherwise be used to feed single mothers living in poverty?”

  204. 204
    Anonymous says:

    They’ve got trams, sure sign of a lefty nutter administration with a stupid electorate.

  205. 205
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    What an aspiring role model skag head she turned out to be. Famous for being famous and having a twat as a dad.

    I feel sorry for the kids……have you seen what their names are!!

  206. 206
    If you hate Britain vote Labour says:

    The loonies are frothing at the mouth, hurling insults and throwing eggs while calling ukip loonies.

    Take a look in the mirror chaps.

  207. 207
    Game On says:

    First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win.

  208. 208
    Just Asking. says:

    Don’t see too many weido’s looking like him these days.
    Could it be a simple disguise?

  209. 209
    Lord Provost. says:

    Fred the Egg he will be named from now on.

  210. 210
    Just Saying says:

    You should see Leicester then.

  211. 211
    broderick crawford says:

    Fred the Egg … what a smeg .

  212. 212
    Double Gloucester says:

    There were some very substantially built private security guards at the UKIP meeting in Bath on Tuesday night. The guy keeping a protective eye on Nigel whilst he signed books was black, cheerful and clearly enjoying his job. I’m sure that would make Fred from Nottingham’s head explode.

  213. 213
    Just Saying says:

    Probably egged on by the BBC who will now try to interview him and make him a hero of the Labour cost of living crisis.
    They will have to explain the waste of a fresh egg though.

  214. 214
    Smart Alec Salmonella says:

    Fried Mars bars and Haggis with neeps and tatties is me.
    Eggs I am off due to my name.

  215. 215
    Sniper Spotter says:

    No contract yet. But it may come later but from the Scottish electorate.

  216. 216
    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    So Mercer sets Farage up with his last loyal act to his party masters falling on his sword, except Nigel saw through it.

  217. 217
    BBC Big Brother Comptroller says:

    But we can make them up, can’t we?

  218. 218
    BBC - Labour Says, Labour Says says:

    WE are a law unto ourselves.

  219. 219
    Axe Grinder Rod says:

    Also collect from me.

  220. 220
    Nick Cleggover says:

    Fred – Don’t forget to collect your £10 and eggspences.

  221. 221
    Bob says:

    Seriously Nige: WATCH YOUR BACK now! It was only an egg this time but no walks in the woods or baths near a sports bag, Seriously.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    Tonight’s Euros betting on Paddy Power :

    UKIP 9 to 4 ON
    Labour 13 to 8
    Conservative 20 to 1
    LibDems 200 to 1.

    They should know!

  223. 223
    domino says:

    Better when this dreadful charade called Democracy is out of the way, then we can Putinise the left wherever their grotesque little tentacles lie.

  224. 224
    Colin the Meek says:

    for what? Milipede to launch his?

  225. 225
    Terry McCann says:

    His minders are rubbish!

  226. 226
    ever hopeful says:

    Does this mean we’ll be spared any more lectures from Saint Bob?

  227. 227
    do me a favour says:

    Farage standing for election in Nottinghamshire would
    have been as pathetic and opportunitistic as say Stephen
    Kinnock standing for election in Wales.
    Oh hang on….

  228. 228
    what a shame says:

    Why didn’t they give us an in-out EU referendum
    during this parliament?

  229. 229
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    What is Labours policy on Europe?.Say nothing,do nothing shut up?..Hope the proles see labour/red rosette in the booth and go into auto pilot?.

  230. 230
    Jim says:

    It was a Landie

  231. 231
    Johnny foreigner says:

    Looks like a Bulgarian to me.

  232. 232
    Aardvark says:

    Surely this is the wonderful multicultural paradise the BBC told us Labour would lead us to.

    Nottingham sounds like the Shangrila every Guardianista hoped for.

  233. 233
    Tom Catesby. says:

    That’s the point, luckly it was ‘just’ an egg, could have been something more dangerous or life threatening, security seems a bit sloppy to me, there have been other incidents.

  234. 234
    Tom Catesby. says:

    BTW. Don’t know if Nottingham city centre is as bad as it was, haven’t been for years, but it did top the league table as the most violent place to be some years ago.

  235. 235
    Am I alone? says:

    Yes. That beard……..The dark glasses………He said absolutely nothing…….WHO IS HE?

  236. 236
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    So we seem to be agreed then; Nige would be a definite improvement!

  237. 237
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    My niece in Canada has a ‘Raleigh’ bike. Made in China, I expect!

  238. 238
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Nige could start with Dan Hodges!

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