May 1st, 2014

Constance Briscoe Guilty


  1. 1
    Flabbot says:


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    Don't forget Oakeshott though says:

    Good. Jail her

  3. 3
    Dianne Abbot says:

    Divide and rule.

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    A Man From Slough says:

    I fought the law and the law won.

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    Porridge, innit?

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    Tony and Cherie, Harriet, etc says:

    A member of the legal profession lying.
    We are shocked.

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    Anonymous says:

    Nob eds.

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    Fucking dis custard says:

    I’d shag her

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    Riggsy Brown says:

    To be sentenced tomorrow, as is Max Clifford. Losing double!

  10. 10
    The BBC PR dept says:

    No! Bollox! Get back to the UKIP being too divisive to be electable angle, as seen in Nottingham today etc etc

  11. 11

    Fucking pervert!

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    Sexminster says:

    I thought she was a World Champion darts player!

  13. 13
    ryan o'neal says:

    oh really. shrugs his shoulders. and then the deer looks left and walks away.

  14. 14
    Twattered says:

    Isn’t it funny how these people seem to desert Twitter several months before a court case?

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    BBC Red Bottom says:

    Quite quite!

    A woman being a liar. An ethnic origin, non white woman!
    Its unthinkable!

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    No .. i know who you mean though.. That Eric Joyce.

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    Hate filled, racist, misogonistic, deranged, psychotic and lazy, troughing UKIP candidate says:


    Another of brillo Neill’s guests who is now exposed!!!!

    Vote Labour!! this nation needs a Marxist J.. to run it for the good of everyone

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    Mr Woy says:

    I blame Nigel.

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    Nigel "I'll say anything if it'll get me coverage" Farage speaking there says:

    Don’t worry, folks, I’ve got it all under control.

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    Blowing Whistles is right about the mafia judiciary says:

    I wonder, as a law maker, she will have the book thrown at her and is given an exemplary sentence (not).

    6 months suspended is my guess.

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    Charles Kennedy says:

    Imbide and drool.

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    Racist, homophobe, - that’s me says:

    ANYTHING you like – providing it is sure to upset the hand-wringing wailing metropolitan B£iarist arty-farty pollytwadlist grouniad BBC PC LibLabCon fuckers

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    Travis Zly says:

    Well-considered career move by Constance Briscoe. She is likely to receive promotion to the European Court of Justice (for criminals and terrorists) or be offered a career in politics.

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    Zero hours carer/bumwiper says:

    Please revert to taking your medication Gordon, UKIP really don’t want you.

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    PaddyPower says:

    Wanna put money on it?

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    Bring in personal weapons asap says:

    We need you darlin – for target practice

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    Chris Huhne says:

    The first night is the worst.

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    Apthorpe says:

    Be either a suspended sentence (the judge will take the line that her career is ruined and that is punishment enough) or a very short sentence in an open prison that acts as the finishing school for BBC special correspondents. She’ll write a book and then hit the gravy train of tours and consultancy. Prison for this class is really just a career change rather than a punishment.

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    F*cking Disgusted says:

    Ha ha !
    One of the funniest – and oldest – jokes, to be sure…
    …and would the collar match the cuffs?
    Just curious.

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    The BBC Rogues' Gallery says:

    So yet another BBC QT panelist is a convicted criminal.

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    Apthorpe says:

    I’ve now got 134 people to commit to voting UKIP via my veteran groups contacts so I hope that many more will see that a strong UKIP vote this month is vital to try and draw a line against Dave the Heathite and his works. It may be pissing in the wind but you’ll have the pleasure of seeing the MetroElite in a panic and that has got to be worth it alone. You’re paying for the bean feast you might as well get some fun out of it.

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    Dan Hodges MMT stooge says:

    I know UKIP haven’t commented on this story.

    But they probably thought about it

    And those thoughts would be racist

    I know this because thry are worse than Hitler, if Hitler were alive he would vote UKIP, but would then go back to Labour for the general election

    Herman Goring on the other hand would vote Green.

    My mum is Glenda Jackson, she Is not a racist or Hitler

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    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha fucking ha says:

    Look at that smug, self satisfied face.

    I bet this has wiped the smirk from it!

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    Google says:

    Her mum thinks she’s a liar too.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Quick! Deploy the memory hole.

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    Mr Magnanimous says:

    Preferably suspended from the neck or rafters.

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    Apthorpe says:

    Indeed but prison just makes them more employable to the BBC in any other walk of life it spell the end of normal life for people convicted. The proposal to dismantle the BBC by the Conservative Party will be one of the signs the battle is being won. Don’t expect it from Dave the Heathite.

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    Anonymous says:

    I thought you er, senior citizens, already voted Ukip.

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    The BBC says:

    Give us five minutes and we’ll find the UKIP angle to this.

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    Connie Briscoe says:

    Oh yes, I shall call my next opus “Criminally Ugly”

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    A Fine Pair Of Lungs and I Can Prove It! says:


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    Dan Hodges MMT stooge says:

    No one is voting for UKIP

    Except Hitler,

    well he would if he wasn’t Hitler.

    UKIP are worse than Hitler so we would vote LibDem as a protest.

    I don’t actually know who Hitler is, I can’t read or write either

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Criminals come from all walks of life of all races, colours, creeds and religions – i particularly hate the ones who ‘hide behind their religions [note the plural there – religionS] and as for those who ‘squeal’ – a,b, c …done in good faith! – The fork-tongued of the cognitive dissonance herd don’t ya think?

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    Mr Woy says:

    Do you thinks she’s a swallower or spitter, I think the former as she looks like she’s keeping it all in.

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    The BBC PR dept says:

    Look, we use panellists who have a wide scross-section of experience, being a criminal is merely another profession. This is where UKIP come unstuck, they want to rock the boat, and that forces ordinary er hard-working folk to hurl eggs at them . Now pay your licence tax fee.

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    Guilty as charged, m'lud says:

    Unlikely……BBC Legal Correspondent on BBC News Channel intimating that there was also something “iffy” about the libel trial which she won against her mother involving the evidence she supplied to support her case.The BBC investigation material has been handed to the Metropolitan Police who are investigating the allegations to see if true.

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    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    I only had to share my mothers nipples with two other kittens poor Dan had to share his mums with the world.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The goebbels b/s mantra ‘used to work’ – but don’t tell the msm right ‘cos they still think it does. The net is the good genie out of the bottle.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    From Wiki
    “Briscoe is known for her books Ugly and Beyond Ugly in which she claims she was abused as a child, which her mother denied. She often talks publicly about her experiences. Her mother, Carmen Briscoe-Mitchell, sued her daughter and her publishers Hodder & Stoughton for libel.[5] The case was concluded in Briscoe’s favour, when a jury in the High Court unanimously accepted Constance’s argument that her allegations were substantially true.[6]
    Briscoe lives in Clapham, with her two children from her earlier relationship, with lawyer Adam Wilson.[3] A long relationship with barrister Anthony Arlidge ended in 2010.[7]
    She underwent facial and other cosmetic surgery because she perceived herself to be ugly.[3]”

    Reckon mum has a case for a re-trial?

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    Shooty* says:

    Didn’t even know she was on trial. Media gagged?

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    ukhitcher says:

    They come from the Caribbean every winter, with silly hair and clothes jabbering away in some incomprehensible babble are in and out of police stations and prisons and devote their lives to theft and anti social behaviour

    High time these Barristers were taught a lesson

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    Handycock says:

    I was relying on Constance and Max as character witnesses for my forthcoming case. Do you
    think they ‘ll get day release to attend,.I’ve only got Rolf Harris otherwise.

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    Old Bailey says:

    I’m sure a proper Judge wouldn’t have allowed themselves to become involved in this matter concerning the Huhnes.

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony enjoying the utter panic says:

    Suit to the cleaners, 000s more votes in the bank.

    Cheers Fred. When they were handing out brains you misheard, thought they said trains, and asked for a small slow one.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Free Gerry Adams

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    ukhitchefuhrer says:

    Vote Labour get a barrister for a neighbour

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    A woomun ob colar says:

    It am bcoz she aint got a booty like ma own

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony enjoying the utter panic says:

    Been a bit busy today. Have UKIP hit 40% yet?

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    Old Rat says:

    The BBC is worth a few billion. Sell it off to the highest bidder and bin the license fee.

  61. 61
    Shocker says:

    You should be – with a 240,000 volt cable

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    Mr Magnanimous says:

    Surely she is not also one of the chosen ones is she?

  63. 63
    nell says:

    A lying lawyer with leftwing tendencies. Hmmmm…

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    Mr Woy says:

    Dan, go and ask mummy and everything will be ok.

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    Opening the floodgates says:

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    Opening the floodgates says:

    We’ll only find out if she goes down!

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    Vlad the Impasive Impaler says:

    Give me your panellists – I need something to hang on my cross-sections

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    Carer says:

    Isn’t there anything good on the telly?

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    Constance Brisket - anudder woman ob kula says:

    It am de whitey wot dun it

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    “The UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, is under severe pressure today to explain why his being hit by an egg caused the conviction of Constance Briscoe, a bl@ck lawyer.

    “The conviction is the latest in a series of allegedly r@cist attacks by Mister Farage and his party. For an analysis of the day’s events, here’s our political editor, Nick Robinson:

    “Another day, another potentially f@tal blow to UKIP’s Euro election campaign, due to r@cism in his party. Despite denials by Mister Farage, he will surely struggle to justify…” [contd. on all channels, ad nauseam]

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    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Not long till Diana Abbott gets caught with her hand in the cookie jar.
    Followed by the fridge.

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    Anonymous says:

    Briscoe – a favourite of Andrew Neill and the This Week programme. A sort of Tory lite ethnic.

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    Zero hours carer/bumwiper says:

    Not much of a queue now though.

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    Socialist Nationalist Dogshite In Edinburgh shitty says:

    What a Hoon!

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    Zero hours carer/bumwiper says:

    what is ratcism?

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    @hateliebour says:

    Slapped wrist, 2 weeks holiday at a resort of her choice.

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    Marco Arseshitty ~SNP says:

    Hoon of the Hoonery¡

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    Zero hours carer/bumwiper says:


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    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    Towards the exit there is.

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    Nick the BBC has learnt Robinson says:

    It was a white supremacist egg.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    I don’t enjoy the misfortunes of others. Hoever, the best I can say about Clifford is that I won’t shed any tears if he receives a very long sentence.

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    Gillian Duffy says:

    Where are all these mummies flocking from?

    Mummy? No, for me, she’s no woman.

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    Opening the floodgates says:

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    Holly says:

    That’s a shame……
    ‘Chortles’ to self.

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    Max I can get you a gig Clifford says:

    Live at the Apollo for you.

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    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I have never heard of Chris Huhne.

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    Zero hours carer/bumwiper says:

    I thought the ‘back end’ was even less well frequented…

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    Court Recorder says:

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    Dianne Abbott says:

    Another black twat.

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    Lesbia Knuckles, Holloway says:

    She’s not bad looking.

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    DC says:

    I fought the law and the black bitch won.

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    Theresa May says:

    Good news for the construction industry. We’re going to have to build more prisons.

  93. 93 says:

    Anyone for PIE?.

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    peech imspediment says:

    I have to say that I’m sorry to see this even though I’m a bit Ghengis Khan.

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    Tony Benn says:

    If your mother is Glenda jakcson, a plague onall your houses.

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    Rumpy Pumpu says:

    All wankers together then.

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    what a gay dave says:

    What a shame

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    @hateliebour says:

    Senior citizens are voting UKIP so are senior citizens aged 18 years or over, which senior citizens are you on about.

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    Court Recorder says:


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    @hateliebour says:

    That’s for Anon @ 4:03pm.

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    Reader says:

    I usually found her comments fairly sensible. Of course as a judge, she should have kept her nose clean and her face off the telly.

    Whatever the rights and wrongs of this, I think it is a pity for her to end up with her career in ruins because she decided to get involved in the affairs of Chris Huhne and his awful wife.

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    Lost in the wilderness says:

    Has to be a custodial sentence rather like that copper sacked and jailed for lying over plebgate. An example has to be made to maintain the ‘integrity’of judicial system. (Picks self up from floor and walks away holding aching ribs)

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Perhaps the public are now starting to look properly at the “Closed shop” of self protectionists, self regulators and racketeering [big buck$ fee creation] that does go on behind public view – of those in the legal world?

    Bond Fucking Dickinson – Huh!

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    Logic dictates says:

    I’m sure I’ve heard it said,in fact I’m certain I heard it said that Constance Briscoe had to be twice as good as her white male counterparts for her to earn promotion to Judge.
    It’s safe to assume then that basically ALL our judges are criminals.

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    Andy Car Park says:

    Better than Vicky Pryce anyway.

  106. 106
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    It’s not what you know, and I should know. Boaz.

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    Mr Plod says:

    Take her down.

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    Reader says:

    Is she a law maker? I thought she was a judge. This isn’t Europe, you know. Judges interpret the law, not make it up.

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    E------------w--------------a says:

    Tories are bad faith liars about claiming to want to redistribute wealth. They lowered the top rate of tax so the rich get richer by taxing the poor more and artificially inflating house prices so they lose even more money in rent.

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    The Internet says:

    “Records show someone by the name of N. Clegg joined the Cambridge University Conservative Association between 1986 and 1987. Clegg however maintains he has “no recollection whatsoever” of joining the association.”

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    Kim "Dong" Un says:

    Was she a UKIP member? If so will
    It be on top of the news bulletins, front pages, Nick Robinson got a semi?!

    Oh she’s not move on “these are not the droids we’re looking for”

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    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Jahbulon Handy.

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    Profoundly shocked and dismayed says:

    I understand he was convicted of groping a girl in 1975 at a disco – can’t tell you shocked this makes me – truly shocked !!!
    I was 20 in 1975 and of course never did such a thing. This also applies to all other 20 year olds both then and now.

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    Dave says:

    I blame global warming

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    Anonymous says:

    Who isn’t?

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    Vazoline says:

    This is shocking. Is there anyone left in this country with honesty and integrity other than me?

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    Leon European says:

    So how did he and John Selwyn Gummer become such good friends?

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    PC disciple says:

    According to the Standard she has spent a small fortune on cosmetic surgery whilst sucking at the public teat.
    This includes having her feet narrowed.

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    Judge Jefferies says:

    We’ll do the right think and double his sentence.

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    Hilda says:

    Suspended sentence.

  121. 121
    Rayciss Babylon says:

    A sambo, involved in corruption?

    Whatever next? Muslims killing their wives for wearing a dress and having friends?

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    Its all a an establishment plot. says:

    I await the Polly Toynbee article which will explain everything.

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    Rayciss Babylon says:

    And her back pocket enlarged.

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    still walking into darkness says:

    shows great judgement on her part

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    what a gay dave says:

    God I love seeing people like her caught out

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    Feeling enriched ? Rose West is now she knows Constance is coming for sleep- overs

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    RichUpNorth says:

    We’ve all seen your mothers minge.

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    Bob de Niro says:

    I love black twat.

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    Riggsy Brown says:

    Not so. After verdict, Judge told her that a custodial sentence is `inevitable’.

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    cured lefty says:

    Your comment is so true but will these shits adapt?

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    cured lefty says:

    Reply to 48

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    Philagain says:

    I’m a bender!

  133. 133
    Senior Citizens says:

    Can you tell me where Specsavers is?

  134. 134
    catesby says:

    David Mellor certainly wont!

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    Carl Lewis says:

    So am I, get over it!

  136. 136
    Norma Stitz says:

    You’re not yolking!

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    catesby says:

    This woman is racist I’m not sure why but I’ve decided that she is!

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    Scrat says:

    typical LWhinger.

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    Scrat says:

    I wish I had time to reply ,but the weather has perked up and the kids are playing out,got to go

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The ‘public controversy’ surrounding Vaz – warrants a full and proper police investigation in the public interest – but hey the establishment don’t want that do they – might reveal too many home truth’s?

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    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    Briscoe and Clifford in a week.

    Adams arrested.

    Who is next?

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    Anonymous says:

    Being a proven liar doesn’t seem to be career ending in the circles she moves in these days.

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    Pliny the Welder says:

    Oh shit…. This must mean Blowing his own Whistle has lost another court case to defer his credit card bill he racked up on those sex lines he calls when Mrs Whistle is cooking his fish fingers and spaghetti hoops.

    Keep a low profile and don’t mention 7 feet high Joowish lizard New World Orderists – I did once and I had to get a court order.

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    Mr. Mackay says:

    Slopping out is at 5am, after which there will be an inspection of your cell.

    You’ll assemble for breakfast at 6am; the choice is porridge and/or a glass of water.

    Sewing mailbags until 12noon, then soup of the day for lunch. It’s always lentil.

    Prayers until 2pm then 60 mins for Reading Club in the library, organised by that useless leftard Mr Barrowclough then a return to sewing mailbags

    Dinner is at 6pm, gristle and potato, then prayers.

    Lights out at 9pm sharp.

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    Pliny the Welder says:

    I heard that after Nottingham he was going to watch West Bromwich Albumen.

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    Nurse Inga Hardon says:

    Nurse! He won’t let anyone else near the ward computer again!!

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    Scrat says:

    as you know I’m a caring and sensitive Guy.

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    Flange Growler- Fflaps says:

    No, just an egg.

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    Don't ,give a shit about UKRAP, LieBore or the Limp Dumbs says:

    Don’t bother spreading your shite on here.

    The Labour party had all that time and money in a boom to solve all these problems they are insisting the current dogs breakfast coalition have been left with while emerging from a recession caused by Tony Eichman and Gordon Mugabe.

    Do us all a favour and stop taking the horse tranquilizers Flowers gave you when you went for a loan.

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    Deaf Stuntcock says:

    Did you say pubic controversy? Has he got them like a sporran or in dreadlocks?

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    Co Op coin op pop pop pop says:

    And woke up with a sore arse?

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    This is a crossword clue, right? says:

    12 across, anag.

  153. 153
    This is a crossword clue, right? says:

    48 across, anag.

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    Dhimmi Dave says:

    ‘This has nothing to do with Islam’

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    Jabba Le Chat says:

    She don’t look so smug now…

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    broderick crawford says:

    weren t you in that peyton place thingumyjig on telly about
    100 years ago ?

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    broderick crawford says:

    yeah but as far as highly remunerative Judicial Bench work is concerned she ll be on zero houres … won t she ?

    Or will she just walk back in to her previous position
    after serving sentence ?

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    Jabba Le Chat says:

    You’re one to talk…

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    broderick crawford says:

    Not if she insists on continuing to wear a white wig !

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    broderick crawford says:


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    Jan says:

    Hated by the likes of fatbotty Habbott. Saw then together on this This Week and if looks could kill Connie would be dead.She is far classier than Miss Diane.

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    broderick crawford says:

    Did you know Hitler never ate meat and insisted on trimming his own moustache .

  163. 163
    broderick crawford says:

    .. and in that small but significant adjective lies the comfort of the Estsblishment get -out.

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    broderick crawford says:

    In fact why not sell it to Vlad Putin .

    He ll soon make them into an oligarch -driven , tax avoiding , non dom corporation ooerating from Nicosia with satellite offices in the Caymans and Monaco.

    And if you still think they re all Lefties in Moscow you have nt been keeping up

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    broderick crawford says:

    So if she sleeps during the day what sort of nocturnal occupation
    does she ply ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Did she write a book about her Mum abusing her,and her Mum said it was not true?

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    Michael Crock ( of shit ) says:

    Yeah of course we all took our dicks out in front of women and pretended to be Cubby Broccoli on the phone.

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    Prisoners of Cell Block H says:

    Chocolate sandwich!

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    Anonymous says:

    there’s another million nigerianx in the uk to take her place.

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    Anonymous says:

    it’s a similar word that is not modbotted

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    Spartacus says:

    Birds of a feather, flock together ?

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    Spartacus says:

    and free legal aid this time

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    Spartacus says:

    slot gob b-liar for one

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    Keitho says:

    Indeed, some people just lie by reflex. They lie even when they don’t have to , just to keep their hand in.

    Unfortunately most westerners haven’t encountered this level of lying and so think it isn’t real. Time reveals all but unfortunately it is far easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.

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    Chris Huhne says:

    so do I

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    ss says:

    Black marks for Sooty again.

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    Anonymous says:

    no its Fatcher’s fault

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    Keitho says:

    If he had been Cubby we would have heard no more about it, if she got the job she was buying.

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    Bog Paper says:

    So you’ve met TB then?

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    Cardinal Biggles says:

    I think you will find ‘almost’ is an adverb.

    Sorry for the pedantry, but as a retired engineer and only semi literate, I don’t often get to pick up on such things!

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    Dave T says:

    most crims are nigge rs

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    Observer says:

    She’s a minger without the make up and wig.

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    Bobby Fuller 4 says:

    Good song

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    It was the childhood abuse, obviously.

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    S. Procter says:

    This is a surprise! I fully expected her to get off with it. After all she is a judge, so should have been able to avoid all the pitfalls. I am very pleased with the verdict.

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    Phil from pentonville says:

    There is a good bunk here waiting for you Lady Constance.

    Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

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    jeremy clarkson says:

    enie meanie minie mo ……

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    parisclaims says:

    Cherie Blair

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    widescreen2010 says:

    I confess: I would actually send her down.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    I suppose it will be a very quick lie down, like Mrs Huhne, in a soft jail, then a book and TV appearances, think she’ll need to do something,as the legal ‘career’ will be f^cked up, but one never knows these days. Her first hand knowledge of the prison ‘system’ may come in handy.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Should have had her neck lengthened!

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    Steady Eddie says:

    Taking book on the following…..
    Max Clifford… 4/1. Four Years.

    Connie Briscoe….. evens. six weeks.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Absolutely certain there was no groping or any such thing in those days, everybody I know from way back then says so!

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Will have more time for the telly when see gets out in June or thereabouts probably. hope she’s going to stay pals with the likes of Neil, although she probably doesn’t need the ‘work’.

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Hitler did eat meat and he had a barber.

  197. 197
    Jacqui 5 bellies Smith Champion of Justice says:

    Mummy also pointed out that daughter lied on official documents which the Bar Association declined to investigate. #Investigategate

  198. 198
    Jacqui 5 bellies Smith Champion of Justice says:

    Should have rice n pea so that her cultural background can be respected.

  199. 199
    Countess of Clapham says:

    Oh suuuuuuch fun darlings,that bitch Briscoe deserves her lot.Hope Ma Briscoe gets justice and It’s Constance who ends up homeless.She is one toxic dishonest missy and one of the DUMBEST people I have ever met.What the hell is it with these black women at the bar?????

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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