May 1st, 2014

Constance Briscoe Guilty


199 Comments

  1. 1
    Flabbot says:

    RACIST!!!!!

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  2. 2
    Don't forget Oakeshott though says:

    Good. Jail her

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    • 13
      ryan o'neal says:

      oh really. shrugs his shoulders. and then the deer looks left and walks away.

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      • 156
        broderick crawford says:

        weren t you in that peyton place thingumyjig on telly about
        100 years ago ?

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    • 175
      Keitho says:

      Indeed, some people just lie by reflex. They lie even when they don’t have to , just to keep their hand in.

      Unfortunately most westerners haven’t encountered this level of lying and so think it isn’t real. Time reveals all but unfortunately it is far easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.

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    • 191
      Tom Catesby says:

      I suppose it will be a very quick lie down, like Mrs Huhne, in a soft jail, then a book and TV appearances, think she’ll need to do something,as the legal ‘career’ will be f^cked up, but one never knows these days. Her first hand knowledge of the prison ‘system’ may come in handy.

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  3. 3
    Dianne Abbot says:

    Divide and rule.

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  4. 4
    A Man From Slough says:

    I fought the law and the law won.

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  5. 5

    Porridge, innit?

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    • 25
      PaddyPower says:

      Wanna put money on it?

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    • 76
      @hateliebour says:

      Slapped wrist, 2 weeks holiday at a resort of her choice.

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      • 157
        broderick crawford says:

        yeah but as far as highly remunerative Judicial Bench work is concerned she ll be on zero houres … won t she ?

        Or will she just walk back in to her previous position
        after serving sentence ?

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  6. 6
    Tony and Cherie, Harriet, etc says:

    A member of the legal profession lying.
    We are shocked.

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  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Nob eds.

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  8. 8
    Fucking dis custard says:

    I’d shag her

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  9. 9
    Riggsy Brown says:

    To be sentenced tomorrow, as is Max Clifford. Losing double!

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    • 81
      Gooey Blob says:

      I don’t enjoy the misfortunes of others. Hoever, the best I can say about Clifford is that I won’t shed any tears if he receives a very long sentence.

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    • 92
      Theresa May says:

      Good news for the construction industry. We’re going to have to build more prisons.

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    • 113
      Profoundly shocked and dismayed says:

      I understand he was convicted of groping a girl in 1975 at a disco – can’t tell you shocked this makes me – truly shocked !!!
      I was 20 in 1975 and of course never did such a thing. This also applies to all other 20 year olds both then and now.

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      • 168
        Michael Crock ( of shit ) says:

        Yeah of course we all took our dicks out in front of women and pretended to be Cubby Broccoli on the phone.

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        • 179
          Keitho says:

          If he had been Cubby we would have heard no more about it, if she got the job she was buying.

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      • 194
        Tom Catesby says:

        Absolutely certain there was no groping or any such thing in those days, everybody I know from way back then says so!

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    • 160
      broderick crawford says:

      THANK GOODNESS IT LL BE FRIDAY !!

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    • 193
      Steady Eddie says:

      Taking book on the following…..
      Max Clifford… 4/1. Four Years.

      Connie Briscoe….. evens. six weeks.

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  10. 10
    The BBC PR dept says:

    No! Bollox! Get back to the UKIP being too divisive to be electable angle, as seen in Nottingham today etc etc

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    • 15
      BBC Red Bottom says:

      Quite quite!

      A woman being a liar. An ethnic origin, non white woman!
      Its unthinkable!

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    • 21
      Racist, homophobe, - that’s me says:

      ANYTHING you like – providing it is sure to upset the hand-wringing wailing metropolitan B£iarist arty-farty pollytwadlist grouniad BBC PC LibLabCon fuckers

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    • 72
      Anonymous says:

      Briscoe – a favourite of Andrew Neill and the This Week programme. A sort of Tory lite ethnic.

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      • 101
        Reader says:

        I usually found her comments fairly sensible. Of course as a judge, she should have kept her nose clean and her face off the telly.

        Whatever the rights and wrongs of this, I think it is a pity for her to end up with her career in ruins because she decided to get involved in the affairs of Chris Huhne and his awful wife.

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        • 124
          still walking into darkness says:

          shows great judgement on her part

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        • 142
          Anonymous says:

          Being a proven liar doesn’t seem to be career ending in the circles she moves in these days.

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        • 167
          Anonymous says:

          Did she write a book about her Mum abusing her,and her Mum said it was not true?

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        • 195
          Tom Catesby says:

          Will have more time for the telly when see gets out in June or thereabouts probably. hope she’s going to stay pals with the likes of Neil, although she probably doesn’t need the ‘work’.

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      • 161
        Jan says:

        Hated by the likes of fatbotty Habbott. Saw then together on this This Week and if looks could kill Connie would be dead.She is far classier than Miss Diane.

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  11. 12
    Sexminster says:

    I thought she was a World Champion darts player!

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  12. 14
    Twattered says:

    Isn’t it funny how these people seem to desert Twitter several months before a court case?

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  13. 17
    Hate filled, racist, misogonistic, deranged, psychotic and lazy, troughing UKIP candidate says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Another of brillo Neill’s guests who is now exposed!!!!

    Vote Labour!! this nation needs a Marxist J.. to run it for the good of everyone

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    • 24
      Zero hours carer/bumwiper says:

      Please revert to taking your medication Gordon, UKIP really don’t want you.

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    • 26
      Bring in personal weapons asap says:

      We need you darlin – for target practice

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  14. 18
    Mr Woy says:

    I blame Nigel.

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    • 19
      Nigel "I'll say anything if it'll get me coverage" Farage speaking there says:

      Don’t worry, folks, I’ve got it all under control.

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    • 32
      Dan Hodges MMT stooge says:

      I know UKIP haven’t commented on this story.

      But they probably thought about it

      And those thoughts would be racist

      I know this because thry are worse than Hitler, if Hitler were alive he would vote UKIP, but would then go back to Labour for the general election

      Herman Goring on the other hand would vote Green.

      My mum is Glenda Jackson, she Is not a racist or Hitler

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  15. 20
    Blowing Whistles is right about the mafia judiciary says:

    I wonder, as a law maker, she will have the book thrown at her and is given an exemplary sentence (not).

    6 months suspended is my guess.

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    • 36
      Mr Magnanimous says:

      Preferably suspended from the neck or rafters.

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      Opening the floodgates says:

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      • 99
        Court Recorder says:

        ALMOST!

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        • 163
          broderick crawford says:

          .. and in that small but significant adjective lies the comfort of the Estsblishment get -out.

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          • Cardinal Biggles says:

            I think you will find ‘almost’ is an adverb.

            Sorry for the pedantry, but as a retired engineer and only semi literate, I don’t often get to pick up on such things!

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    • 103
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Perhaps the public are now starting to look properly at the “Closed shop” of self protectionists, self regulators and racketeering [big buck$ fee creation] that does go on behind public view – of those in the legal world?

      Bond Fucking Dickinson – Huh!

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    • 108
      Reader says:

      Is she a law maker? I thought she was a judge. This isn’t Europe, you know. Judges interpret the law, not make it up.

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      • 122
        Its all a an establishment plot. says:

        I await the Polly Toynbee article which will explain everything.

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        • 143
          Pliny the Welder says:

          Oh shit…. This must mean Blowing his own Whistle has lost another court case to defer his credit card bill he racked up on those sex lines he calls when Mrs Whistle is cooking his fish fingers and spaghetti hoops.

          Keep a low profile and don’t mention 7 feet high Joowish lizard New World Orderists – I did once and I had to get a court order.

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        • 185
          NE Frontiersman says:

          It was the childhood abuse, obviously.

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  16. 23
    Travis Zly says:

    Well-considered career move by Constance Briscoe. She is likely to receive promotion to the European Court of Justice (for criminals and terrorists) or be offered a career in politics.

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  17. 28
    Apthorpe says:

    Be either a suspended sentence (the judge will take the line that her career is ruined and that is punishment enough) or a very short sentence in an open prison that acts as the finishing school for BBC special correspondents. She’ll write a book and then hit the gravy train of tours and consultancy. Prison for this class is really just a career change rather than a punishment.

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    • 40
      Connie Briscoe says:

      Oh yes, I shall call my next opus “Criminally Ugly”

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    • 46
      Guilty as charged, m'lud says:

      Unlikely……BBC Legal Correspondent on BBC News Channel intimating that there was also something “iffy” about the libel trial which she won against her mother involving the evidence she supplied to support her case.The BBC investigation material has been handed to the Metropolitan Police who are investigating the allegations to see if true.

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  18. 30
    The BBC Rogues' Gallery says:

    So yet another BBC QT panelist is a convicted criminal.

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    • 37
      Apthorpe says:

      Indeed but prison just makes them more employable to the BBC in any other walk of life it spell the end of normal life for people convicted. The proposal to dismantle the BBC by the Conservative Party will be one of the signs the battle is being won. Don’t expect it from Dave the Heathite.

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    • 45
      The BBC PR dept says:

      Look, we use panellists who have a wide scross-section of experience, being a criminal is merely another profession. This is where UKIP come unstuck, they want to rock the boat, and that forces ordinary er hard-working folk to hurl eggs at them . Now pay your licence tax fee.

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      • 60
        Old Rat says:

        The BBC is worth a few billion. Sell it off to the highest bidder and bin the license fee.

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      • 67
        Vlad the Impasive Impaler says:

        Give me your panellists – I need something to hang on my cross-sections

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        • 165
          broderick crawford says:

          In fact why not sell it to Vlad Putin .

          He ll soon make them into an oligarch -driven , tax avoiding , non dom corporation ooerating from Nicosia with satellite offices in the Caymans and Monaco.

          And if you still think they re all Lefties in Moscow you have nt been keeping up

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  19. 31
    Apthorpe says:

    I’ve now got 134 people to commit to voting UKIP via my veteran groups contacts so I hope that many more will see that a strong UKIP vote this month is vital to try and draw a line against Dave the Heathite and his works. It may be pissing in the wind but you’ll have the pleasure of seeing the MetroElite in a panic and that has got to be worth it alone. You’re paying for the bean feast you might as well get some fun out of it.

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  20. 34
    Google says:

    Her mum thinks she’s a liar too.

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  21. 39
    The BBC says:

    Give us five minutes and we’ll find the UKIP angle to this.

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      Mornington Crescent says:

      “The UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, is under severe pressure today to explain why his being hit by an egg caused the conviction of Constance Briscoe, a bl@ck lawyer.

      “The conviction is the latest in a series of allegedly r@cist attacks by Mister Farage and his party. For an analysis of the day’s events, here’s our political editor, Nick Robinson:

      “Another day, another potentially f@tal blow to UKIP’s Euro election campaign, due to r@cism in his party. Despite denials by Mister Farage, he will surely struggle to justify…” [contd. on all channels, ad nauseam]

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  22. 41
    A Fine Pair Of Lungs and I Can Prove It! says:

    Moron!

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  23. 43
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Criminals come from all walks of life of all races, colours, creeds and religions – i particularly hate the ones who ‘hide behind their religions [note the plural there – religionS] and as for those who ‘squeal’ – a,b, c …done in good faith! – The fork-tongued of the cognitive dissonance herd don’t ya think?

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  24. 48
    non taxable pikey says:

    From Wiki
    “Briscoe is known for her books Ugly and Beyond Ugly in which she claims she was abused as a child, which her mother denied. She often talks publicly about her experiences. Her mother, Carmen Briscoe-Mitchell, sued her daughter and her publishers Hodder & Stoughton for libel.[5] The case was concluded in Briscoe’s favour, when a jury in the High Court unanimously accepted Constance’s argument that her allegations were substantially true.[6]
    Briscoe lives in Clapham, with her two children from her earlier relationship, with lawyer Adam Wilson.[3] A long relationship with barrister Anthony Arlidge ended in 2010.[7]
    She underwent facial and other cosmetic surgery because she perceived herself to be ugly.[3]”

    Reckon mum has a case for a re-trial?

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      Jacqui 5 bellies Smith Champion of Justice says:

      Mummy also pointed out that daughter lied on official documents which the Bar Association declined to investigate. #Investigategate

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  25. 50
    Shooty* says:

    Didn’t even know she was on trial. Media gagged?

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  26. 51
    ukhitcher says:

    They come from the Caribbean every winter, with silly hair and clothes jabbering away in some incomprehensible babble are in and out of police stations and prisons and devote their lives to theft and anti social behaviour

    High time these Barristers were taught a lesson

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  27. 52
    Handycock says:

    I was relying on Constance and Max as character witnesses for my forthcoming case. Do you
    think they ‘ll get day release to attend,.I’ve only got Rolf Harris otherwise.

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    Old Bailey says:

    I’m sure a proper Judge wouldn’t have allowed themselves to become involved in this matter concerning the Huhnes.

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  30. 55
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony enjoying the utter panic says:

    Suit to the cleaners, 000s more votes in the bank.

    Cheers Fred. When they were handing out brains you misheard, thought they said trains, and asked for a small slow one.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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  31. 56
    Owen Jones says:

    Free Gerry Adams

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  32. 57
    ukhitchefuhrer says:

    Vote Labour get a barrister for a neighbour

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  33. 59
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony enjoying the utter panic says:

    Been a bit busy today. Have UKIP hit 40% yet?

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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  34. 63
    nell says:

    A lying lawyer with leftwing tendencies. Hmmmm…

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  35. 65
    Opening the floodgates says:

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  36. 69
    Constance Brisket - anudder woman ob kula says:

    It am de whitey wot dun it

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  37. 71
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Not long till Diana Abbott gets caught with her hand in the cookie jar.
    Followed by the fridge.

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  38. 74
    Socialist Nationalist Dogshite In Edinburgh shitty says:

    What a Hoon!

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  39. 77
    Marco Arseshitty ~SNP says:

    Hoon of the Hoonery¡

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  40. 84
    Holly says:

    Aw…..
    That’s a shame……
    ‘Chortles’ to self.

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  41. 86
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I have never heard of Chris Huhne.

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  42. 88
    Court Recorder says:

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      broderick crawford says:

      So if she sleeps during the day what sort of nocturnal occupation
      does she ply ?

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  43. 90
    Lesbia Knuckles, Holloway says:

    She’s not bad looking.

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  44. 97
    what a gay dave says:

    What a shame

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    Lost in the wilderness says:

    Has to be a custodial sentence rather like that copper sacked and jailed for lying over plebgate. An example has to be made to maintain the ‘integrity’of judicial system. (Picks self up from floor and walks away holding aching ribs)

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  46. 104
    Logic dictates says:

    I’m sure I’ve heard it said,in fact I’m certain I heard it said that Constance Briscoe had to be twice as good as her white male counterparts for her to earn promotion to Judge.
    It’s safe to assume then that basically ALL our judges are criminals.

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  47. 107
    Mr Plod says:

    Take her down.

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  48. 109
    E------------w--------------a says:

    Tories are bad faith liars about claiming to want to redistribute wealth. They lowered the top rate of tax so the rich get richer by taxing the poor more and artificially inflating house prices so they lose even more money in rent.

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    • 149
      Don't ,give a shit about UKRAP, LieBore or the Limp Dumbs says:

      Don’t bother spreading your shite on here.

      The Labour party had all that time and money in a boom to solve all these problems they are insisting the current dogs breakfast coalition have been left with while emerging from a recession caused by Tony Eichman and Gordon Mugabe.

      Do us all a favour and stop taking the horse tranquilizers Flowers gave you when you went for a loan.

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  49. 110
    The Internet says:

    “Records show someone by the name of N. Clegg joined the Cambridge University Conservative Association between 1986 and 1987. Clegg however maintains he has “no recollection whatsoever” of joining the association.”

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  50. 111
    Kim "Dong" Un says:

    Was she a UKIP member? If so will
    It be on top of the news bulletins, front pages, Nick Robinson got a semi?!

    Oh she’s not move on “these are not the droids we’re looking for”

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  51. 114
    Dave says:

    I blame global warming

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  52. 116
    Vazoline says:

    This is shocking. Is there anyone left in this country with honesty and integrity other than me?

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    • 140
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      The ‘public controversy’ surrounding Vaz – warrants a full and proper police investigation in the public interest – but hey the establishment don’t want that do they – might reveal too many home truth’s?

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      • 150
        Deaf Stuntcock says:

        Did you say pubic controversy? Has he got them like a sporran or in dreadlocks?

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  53. 120
    Hilda says:

    Suspended sentence.

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    • 129
      Riggsy Brown says:

      Not so. After verdict, Judge told her that a custodial sentence is `inevitable’.

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  54. 125
    what a gay dave says:

    God I love seeing people like her caught out

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  55. 126
    OLIVER CROMWELLS MUM says:

    Feeling enriched ? Rose West is now she knows Constance is coming for sleep- overs

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  56. 132
    Philagain says:

    I’m a bender!

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  57. 137
    catesby says:

    This woman is racist I’m not sure why but I’ve decided that she is!

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  58. 138
    Scrat says:

    typical LWhinger.

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  59. 141
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    Briscoe and Clifford in a week.

    Adams arrested.

    Who is next?

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  60. 144
    Mr. Mackay says:

    Slopping out is at 5am, after which there will be an inspection of your cell.

    You’ll assemble for breakfast at 6am; the choice is porridge and/or a glass of water.

    Sewing mailbags until 12noon, then soup of the day for lunch. It’s always lentil.

    Prayers until 2pm then 60 mins for Reading Club in the library, organised by that useless leftard Mr Barrowclough then a return to sewing mailbags

    Dinner is at 6pm, gristle and potato, then prayers.

    Lights out at 9pm sharp.

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    • 198
      Jacqui 5 bellies Smith Champion of Justice says:

      Should have rice n pea so that her cultural background can be respected.

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  61. 154
    Dhimmi Dave says:

    ‘This has nothing to do with Islam’

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    Prisoners of Cell Block H says:

    Chocolate sandwich!

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  64. 177
    ss says:

    Black marks for Sooty again.

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  65. 186
    S. Procter says:

    This is a surprise! I fully expected her to get off with it. After all she is a judge, so should have been able to avoid all the pitfalls. I am very pleased with the verdict.

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  66. 187
    Phil from pentonville says:

    There is a good bunk here waiting for you Lady Constance.

    Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

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  67. 188
    jeremy clarkson says:

    enie meanie minie mo ……

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  68. 190
    widescreen2010 says:

    I confess: I would actually send her down.

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  69. 199
    Countess of Clapham says:

    Oh suuuuuuch fun darlings,that bitch Briscoe deserves her lot.Hope Ma Briscoe gets justice and It’s Constance who ends up homeless.She is one toxic dishonest missy and one of the DUMBEST people I have ever met.What the hell is it with these black women at the bar?????

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