April 30th, 2014

WATCH: Dave v Bercow Handbags

DC: “I haven’t finished!”

JB: “The Prime Minister has finished and he can take it from me that he’s finished.”



  1. 1
    Ed (Too Fat must Fast for Flat Waistline) Balls says:

    The twat couldn’t bear DC to deliver the punchline at retardED!!


  2. 2
    The Voters of Buckingham will be VOTING UKIP ORG says:

    Very good comment by Ber*kow telling Cam*arooon he is finished……..

    Something he should also remember when we decide the same fate for

    him at the GE ballot box………

    Its time for a person of real mature statue to take on the role of

    Speaker of the House, rather than the present incumbent who is

    a jumped up little bully along with antics of his wife who has damaged

    the image of OUR country around the world.

  3. 3
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Bercow is a twat.

  4. 4
    Tron says:

    The Poison Dwarf needs a slap.

  5. 5
    Stuart Hall says:

    I bet Sally hasn’t given him a blow job since the general election.

  6. 6
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    The voters of Buckingham put Mr Bercow into Parliament last time, despite two anti-Bercow candidates, one of whom was a mysterious figure, not Mr Farage, but who got a large chunk of the vote.

    They are tribal Tories and they cannot bring themselves not to vote Conservative in the main. You may not like it, but it is true.

  7. 7
    Engineer says:

    Bercow doesn’t care, does he? A peerage awaits when he chooses to step down as squeaker, and since he’s on about the same whack as the PM (plus expenses, of course) that won’t be any time soon.

    Sometimes, you need people like Bercow to come along, just to remind you that higher standards than his are better for everybody.

  8. 8
    still walking into darkness says:

    He is Grumpy today

  9. 9
    Village Idiot says:

    ……UKIP on 38% for Euro,s!!!

  10. 10
    Engineer says:

    Well, we know he’s not Happy. He’s told us that some time ago.

  11. 11
    Little Johnny B13COW says:

    I am not biarsed, I’m shortarsed.

  12. 12
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    You’re a complete cvnt

  13. 13
    Norfolk's Finest says:

    Bercow needs to go, and go now.

  14. 14
    Nick Robinson says:

    Ah yes well I wouldn’t trust that………


  15. 15
    Nazi UKip says:

    ‘We can trade with the Commonwealth……………………………and control immigration’

    What a fucking shit statement.

  16. 16
    Ockham's Razor says:

    A dose of clap will respond to penicillin.

    A dose of AIDS will not.

    I would prefer neither!

  17. 17
    Anon says:


    UKIP 38%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LABOUR 27%
    TORIES 18%
    :) :) :) :)

  18. 18
    Anon says:

    ComRes 30/04/2014:

    UKIP 38% LAB 27% CON 18% LD 8%

  19. 19
    A horticultural metaphore says:

    Two peas in a pod

  20. 20
    C.O.Jones says:

    UKIP share just continues to grow despite the onslaught from the mainstream media. Seems the negative media is having no effect whatsoever.

    People are seeing through the lies and attempted manipulation.

  21. 21
    The BBC says:

    This is disappointing. It ought to be on 50% to be convincing

  22. 22
    what's in a name says:

    is he not Happy because his missus has been feeling Grumpy ?

  23. 23
    M says:

    There’s nothing like free speech
    And this is nothing like free speech

  24. 24
    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    Whilst this little spat is going on Cameron has just lost a big Court case in Europe about that financial transaction tax.

    I would much rather see the bills we are being forced to pay for this Court case then having to see these two having a public dummy spitting spat.

    It seems to me that there was never much of an argument here and it was very much a last throw of the dice to keep work in the City of London.

  25. 25
    Jon Berk says:

    “I don’t know what they’re paying him Mr Speaker bu….”

    Clearly he finished the sentence you tory arseholes.

  26. 26
    what's in a name says:


  27. 27
    IMHO says:

    Leaving the EU and repealing the applicability of the Human Rights Act to Immigration control will leave the 1971 Immigration Act in place as the basis of a structured system of immigration control.

    The tinkering by successive governments which undermined our controls can be repealed in a single bill and the Immigraiton Rules themselves returned to something that makes sense, subject to proper Parliamentary scrutiny with all the safeguards necessary still provided by a robust appellate authority.

  28. 28
    Miliwitless says:

    Why would 27% vote Labour? They created most of the problems we face today.

  29. 29
    Lydia Dustbin says:

    Well done Mr Speaker. Dave’s spouting of tractor stats needs to be stopped.

  30. 30
    Observer says:

    Dave: I haven’t finished. Sam: Haven’t you? Didn’t notice.

  31. 31
    Gillian Duffy says:

    Where are all these blow jobs flocking from?

    By all accounts Sally was the first person to perform such a duty for little Johny so he does, let’s say, go an awful long time between drinks.

  32. 32
    Not very happy says:

    Cameron told Milliband that the reason why Postal workers were banned from selling their shares for three years whereas Hedge Fund Managers could sell them at will was because the Hedge Funds unlike the Postal Workers has actually paid for the shares.

    This is the most condescending tripe I have heard in a long time.

    If a company has value it has usually been built up by its workers. To say to those workers you can have some free shares on flotation immediately but you cannot sell them because you have not paid for them up front is plain arrogance.

  33. 33
    Catastrophe Theory says:

    So, the combined Tory and Labour votes are only 7% ahead of UKIP. Something tells me we will see that gap narrowing.

  34. 34
    Up yours says:

    You should have seen that old queen Alan Duncan wriggling over this issue on Brillo’s politics programme.

  35. 35
    Gerbil 7 says:

    I’, not sure that many will realise the importance of this ruling and I trust UKIP make a great deal about this in the run up to 22nd May.

  36. 36
    Catastrophe Theory says:

    They are only saying that. What they will actually do is likely to be something else, if they vote at all – unless they have had their vote stolen off them by a postal voting scam.

  37. 37
    Anonymong says:

    The floodgates were inadvertently opened by the CCHQ hate campaign.

    Slagging off positions your voters agree with (and sometimes even the voters themselves) isn’t the wisest of tactics from our supposed ‘elite’. Getting every media outlet (even supposedly opposed ones like the Mail and Graun) to do it simultaneously robbed the attack of any authenticity and played right in to UKIP’s establishment conspiracy theme.

    Add to that 2 weeks of blanket exposure for Farage and you’ve got a recipe for establishment disaster. The smear campaign is now running out of steam, having achieved the exact opposite of it’s goal, and every desperate new opinion piece and manufactured twitter storm just makes the main parties and their journo lackeys look even more weak and stupid.

    Farage couldn’t buy the sort of publicity he’s got this month. An absolutely epic own goal by the likes of Finklestein.

  38. 38
    Bob Hoskins Wikipedia (not govt edited) says:

    When asked which living person he most despised, Hoskins named Tony Blair and claimed that “he’s done even more damage than Thatcher”.

  39. 39
    Terry the Whistling Postman says:

    They had the chance in the past to get rid of the twat, but they bottled it.

    Serves them right really.

  40. 40
    Communionist says:

    Shirley also an incentive for workers not to start devaluing the company through militant action.


  41. 41
    Terry the Whistling Postman says:

    Not Happy since his missus (Skanky) became friends with Knobby.

  42. 42
    Django says:

    The Bercow lip licking is a certain sign of real stress and nervousness. He seems continuously worried about not being in control and the faux smile is tension related… The poor man is a wreck!

  43. 43
    Bercow is a fuckwit! says:

    How dare that little runt of a Hunt stop the democratically selected PM who has been appointed by HM the queen after a consutative ballot of us the people. He is monstrous. This is quite unacceptable and should really involve parliament censoring him out of office. If all the Tories and Lib Dems demanded a confidence vote they could put in a proper pro government person, as our constitution demands!

  44. 44
    Swings and roundabouts says:

    Clearly those workers who accepted the share offer (and I believe most of them did apply to take up their allocation), felt more strongly in favour of accepting what was effectively a bonus than the perceived victimhood of any condescension you attach to the offer.

    Not that different from Labour demands at one stage that if bankers receive bonuses, any such payouts should be on a deferred basis.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    So remove the whip. Traitorous little twa…..

  46. 46
    Bashing Bercow says:

    It’s just like most nights in the speaker’s house.

    Sally Bercow: “I haven’t finished!”

    JB: “Sally has finished and she can take it from me that she’s finished.”

  47. 47
    Inconvenient Truth says:

    You know what would shut the Prime Minister up better? A damned good Referendum. As for the Chimp Bercow, his job, and most of the others his position pays for, will be obsolete. Good innit.

    Full PR and a Swiss-style Democracy implemented NOW.

    Let’s put this Charade to an end.

    PS. First on the list is ‘Do we need a Monarchy’?

  48. 48
    John Bellingham says:


  49. 49
    Kevin Bollox says:

    Disgusting little c***, just like his foul wife. Gag him and behead him outside the chamber

  50. 50
    John Bellingham says:

    Is t legal for the Prime Minister of the day to have the speaker killed?
    Mr Cameron’s predecessors did a weapons inspector, a former Foreign Secretary and several scientists at Porton Down, so a rancid little dwarf should be child’s play.

  51. 51
    broderick crawford says:


    Ohhhhh Johnnie … Your’ re really sooooo sexy when you’ re masterful !

  52. 52
    Suzie says:

    Buckingham should be ashamed of its self.

  53. 53
    Winston N'dogo says:

    That’s odd, I’ve had loads off her. Two Bacardi Breezers and the deal’s sealed. Mind you, I am still on penicillin for the rash.

  54. 54
    Andy Car Park says:

    Bet she’s had the Seven Samurai an’ all, tha slappa.

  55. 55
    Archie says:

    If MPs were able to get rid of Gorbals Mick, surely they can defenestrate this jumped-up, self-regarding pompous little prat. If not, can we please disregard convention and get him voted out at the next election.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Blame the ineffectual idiots that returned the strutting little prick to parliament. Must be an awful lot of 6 toed feet in *uckingham

  57. 57
    Ex raver says:

    Am looking forward to parties putting up candidates against him next year. And the Daily Mail running a story about how his wife was regularly tommed in the bogs of Home nightclub Leicester Sq during an evening of pills and dancing

  58. 58
    Pip says:

    He has the eyes and lip-licking ways of a lizard.

  59. 59
    Annem says:

    Absolutely right.

  60. 60
    Michael Crock ( of shit ) says:

    Buckingham is full of fucking retards.

  61. 61
    Kill all lefties says:

    The nasty little dwarf. He’s nothing but a pint-sized insignificant twat.

  62. 62
    Gorbals Mick - last but one non-speaker says:

    Gee he could end up more unpopular than me.
    But still I have my platinum pension and in the House of Lords – so there.

  63. 63
    Say NO to European Onion says:

    Dave, get Special Branch to kick the shit out of the weird twat.

  64. 64
    Pro Dem not Con Dem says:

    Yes but if it is more than 50% that will just prove it’s a pre-election bubble about to burst!!! :)

    Face it UKIP, when it comes to the UK Media you can’t win…and they mean that literally.

  65. 65
    I really hope Max gets bummed in Wormwood Scrubs says:

    I suppose Sally must find his slimy little organ a novelty after all those big black cocks she’s used to

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