April 30th, 2014

PMQs LIVE: Back to School Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Mr Gareth Thomas (Harrow West)

Q2 Catherine McKinnell (Newcastle upon Tyne North) 

Q3 Siobhain McDonagh (Mitcham and Morden) 

Q4 Alex Cunningham (Stockton North) 

Q5 Mark Lazarowicz (Edinburgh North and Leith) 

Q6 Mrs Sharon Hodgson (Washington and Sunderland West)

Q7 Mark Hendrick (Preston) 

Q8 Mr Stewart Jackson (Peterborough)

Q9 Katy Clark (North Ayrshire and Arran) 

Q10 Sheila Gilmore (Edinburgh East)

Q11 Mr George Howarth (Knowsley) 

Q12 Charlotte Leslie (Bristol North West)

Q13 Jason McCartney (Colne Valley) 

Q14 Nadhim Zahawi (Stratford-on-Avon) 

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    Nigel Mirage says:


  2. 2
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  3. 3
    Same as usual says:

    Fake sympathy for the dead.

  4. 4
    Iain Martin says:

    Another waste of time,vote UKIP

  5. 5
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Standing on graves for cheap populism.

    Needs to be said, but from Dave it is cheap.

  6. 6
    Prescott says:

    No, just a fishcake and chips please.

    And all the pies.

  7. 7
    Money no object says:

    All those suntanned Labour parliamentarians. Cost of living crisis, Ed?

  8. 8
    One of the few real Tories left says:

    Parish Council Meetings are more interesting and productive

  9. 9
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    It doesn’t sound any better when Miliband says it.

    Did he just repeat that for sound bites that compare to Dave ?


  10. 10
    Question please says:

    Is this PMQs, or time for Miliboy to make a speech?

  11. 11
    We are not American says:

    EM expresses sympathy to Flight ‘Lootenant’ Rakesh Chauhan.


  12. 12
    Not fit says:

    Miliband can’t even pronounce the rank of the deceased correctly, and this buffoon wants to run the country. Attention to detail f$€kt£rd

  13. 13
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Has Axelrod performed surgery on Ed’s vocal chords to keep his pitch down ?

    He has gifted us a baritone beaker.

    Awesome !

  14. 14
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    It’s not gravitaas, it’s just Ed talking normally.

  15. 15
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Will all of this explosion of Hot Foul Smelling Corrupt Polluted Filth spewing
    out from the HoC damage the environment for everyone ?

  16. 16
    Silly fool says:

    I like politics, but by Question two and Miliband has lost my interest……it’s all whiney noise from him

  17. 17
    jgm2 says:

    Can’t be seen not to mirror the faux sympathy.

    It’s reported as being an ‘accident’ I think so, whilst they were in Af*gh*an*is*tan, they were just as likely to have been killed in an ‘accident’ on Salisbury Plain.

  18. 18
    John Bellingham says:

    Wot? Chukka Ubaba?

  19. 19
    Angela Eagle's Hairdresser says:


  20. 20
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Labour still have no answer to the Brown bottom.

    But if Royal Mail was sold properly, the loss it made for the tax payers under Labour could have been recouped with interest.

    If Dave was a genuine Conservative, or Capitalist even, he would not be defending the IPO.

  21. 21
    Despicable says:

    All that laughing and joshing about in the green benches ……. Didn’t take long for the somber mood over the deaths of six citizens to lift, eh?

  22. 22
    Despicable says:


  23. 23
    Norman Normal says:

    Lookout one of the Eagle sisters has been tangoed!

  24. 24
    Orangina says:

    What has Eagle done to her hair colour? She looks like she’s dipped her head in a bowl of sodium tinted piss.

  25. 25
    Am I alone? says:

    I really mean it when I say I loathe Cameron; and I was until 2 years ago, a fully paid up member of the Cons for 33 years.

  26. 26
    Sarah Millington says:

    Will Cameron be asked about the EU bulldozing through the Tobin Tax?

  27. 27
    SAADFI says:

    He’s a cnut.

  28. 28
    Pro EU shitebag says:

    coft of living cwisis

  29. 29
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    The polls suggest UKIP is on the rise, and the LibLabCon are on the slide.

  30. 30
    Mr Teasy-Weasy says:

    Oh, rumbled.

  31. 31
    nell says:

    Ho Hum – I get much more entertainment out of bullyballs favourite phrase ‘built to last’. It always reminds me of a dodgy car salesman ‘this car madam was built to last they don’t make them like this anymore ‘ and then the wheels falls off as you drive it away rather like the wheels came off the economy in balls and browns hands!!

  32. 32
    Steve Miliband says:

    35% policy

  33. 33
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    FUCK OFF Bercow you twat.

  34. 34
    Shameless little gonk says:

    Bedcow is such a twat

  35. 35
    Berkunt says:

    Good strike against squeaker by Dave but Bercow really overstepped the line there.

  36. 36
    Norman Normal says:

    Is it me? That’s bright yellow not blond? With the jacket is she attempting to immitate a labour rosette?

  37. 37
    Shameless little gonk says:


  38. 38
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Dave is funded by the K’remlin. He is a national security threat.

  39. 39
    Cheltenham Ladies College says:

    We never liked Miss McTaggart.

  40. 40
    B3 says:

    Bercow obviously got it last night ;)

  41. 41
    Am I alone? says:

    they are as bad as each other. Do they have no concept of the damage they are doing to their own and Parliament’s reputation?

  42. 42
    Hurry up ffs says:

    Stick a Duracell up his arse

  43. 43
    nell says:

    Yes I am hoping UKIP properly trounce them at the polls in May and give them a good kickinbg.

  44. 44
    Phwooar! says:

    Shagger Noakes has her lovely legs on display.

  45. 45
    Siobhan says:

    Is that her from the carry on movies?

  46. 46
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Tapsell just completely ignored Speaker.

    Dave earlier retorted to Speaker.

    Is there some sort of breakdown in protocol going on ?

    Very much not good.

  47. 47
  48. 48
    Angela Eagle's Hairdresser says:

    I was going for highlights. Anything to distract from that face.

  49. 49
    Norman Normal says:

    Yep Militwit said it. Memory cwithith? The last labour government caused it!

  50. 50
    a non says:

    Shakespeare for PM!

  51. 51
    Same old Labour says:

    Miliband flaunted Labour’s anti-business credentials

  52. 52
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    If Ann Eagle gets her hair done on expenses, shouldn’t we get a 100% rebate because it looks an absolute mess.

  53. 53
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Accident my arse. MoD will cover it up until the bitter end just like they did with the Hercules that was shot down in Iraq.

  54. 54
    Haystacks says:

    She won’t need a food bank

  55. 55
    Nocturnal Carbon Emissions says:

    In the windmills of your mind…….

  56. 56
    A taxpayer says:

    This comedy show is not funny.I want my money back.

  57. 57
    Angela Eagle's Hairdresser says:

    I didn’t even get a tip.

  58. 58
    Not fit says:

    Bercow is an irrelevant, talentless labour sycophant. Go Sir Peter T

  59. 59
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Ohhhhhhhhhh Charlotte, I would :)

  60. 60
    Wally Scott says:

    Slightly off topic but what the fuck has the Loch Ness Monster got to do with the question of Scottish independence?

    Stand up and take a bow Mr Alexander.

  61. 61
    The Voters of Buckingham will be VOTING UKIP ORG says:

    Very good comment by Ber*kow telling Cam*arooon he is finished……..

    Something he should also remember when we decide the same fate for

    him at the GE ballot box………

    Its time for a person of real mature statue to take on this role of

    Speaker of the House, rather than the present incumbent who is

    jumped up little bully along with antics of his wife who has damaged

    the image of OUR country around the world.

  62. 62
    Times have changed says:

    Amazing how nuclear power is now good energy for Labour types…

  63. 63
    Nah, bit rough says:

    Her with the greasy hair? She needs a feed

  64. 64
    Norman Normal says:

    It is odd, perhaps what they call a ‘senior moment’.
    Enjoyed what Tapsell said though, it’s true Labour don’t understand the markets.

  65. 65
    Poor,bloke says:

    Imagine waking up and hearing that screechy voice

  66. 66
    Not fit says:

    Agreed. A disrespectful cnut

  67. 67
    Sheikh Basha Banka says:

    I think what Alexander is trying to do is put the shits up little old ladies who live in tenements in good parts of Edinburgh and keep loads of money in poorly performing bank accounts and funds

  68. 68
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Except it was Gordon Brown that sold off our nuclear industry.

  69. 69
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Absolutely – Tapsell no problem – Speaker trying to interrupt him as well not very good.

  70. 70
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    But they know nothing of Mr and Mrs Squeaker in mainland Europe.

  71. 71
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    So, in expressing his views for U’kraine, Cameron says to the UK: Vote UKIP.

    Cheers Dave – P45 is in the post…

  72. 72
    Pro EU shitebag says:

    Fuck foreign aid charity begins at home .

  73. 73
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    It was Labour who labelled the Lottery as “good fun” ;

    What more do you really expect from these Socialists ?

  74. 74
    Norman Normal says:

    Dear Sky please don’t put adds on or allow your presenters to talk over PMQs it causes us to change channels.

  75. 75
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Do you really want this money diverted to Foodbanks ?

    Scrub foreign aid reduce taxes and keep charity out of politics altogether.

  76. 76
    Dire says:

    That was 37 minutes wasted

  77. 77
    Antidisestablishmentarianism Holy Force says:

    PMQs – wholely false

  78. 78
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Well as long as he sold the decommissioning costs to the purchaser it sounds a pretty good deal to me.

  79. 79
    Pro EU shitebag says:

    I concede Sir.

  80. 80
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    No you are wrong shipmate.

    PMQ’s is really happening and the bills for it are heading in your direction.

  81. 81
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The decommissioning costs will be added to the price you pay for electricity.

  82. 82
    Socialism is theft says:

    UKIP now on 38% in latest Comres poll, as announced on Daily Politics.

  83. 83
    Socialism is theft says:

    Breaking news: UKIP now on 38% in latest Comres poll, as announced on Daily Politics.

  84. 84
    Norman Normal says:

    The labour green levy on energy means councils now can’t afford street lighting.
    Why is dimwit McTaggart trying to shift the blame?

  85. 85
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    She is no wallflower then.

  86. 86
    Norman Normal says:

    Notice the fear on the MPs faces when Brillo said it lol? No point looking sorry for yourselves chaps, do something or face extinction. Doing nothing is not an option.

  87. 87
    Raving Loon says:

    Wake me up when they axe the telly tax.

  88. 88
    Norman Normal says:

    Bit over cynical perhaps?

    It’s a display of our nation’s gratitude for their service and sympathy for the loss. It’s not political?

  89. 89
    Norman Normal says:

    It’s the gift of the common cold? Or maybe a side effect from the recent teeth whitening? Possibly Axelrod’s 1st edict?

  90. 90
    Norman Normal says:

    Thought more about this and can confidently say UKIP is a result of Brown’s treachery.

    If he had allowed a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty and gained concessions, we wouldn’t be where we are now?

    Anyone remember the 2007 fury over broken promises?

  91. 91
    Fake Bake Sprayer says:

    Alright for you, I have to keep my eyes open when spraying

  92. 92
    broderick crawford says:


    Order Prime Minister !! To paraphrase Sir Mick Jagger — have Sympathy for the Gavel .

  93. 93
    Fucking dis custard says:

    Neither of them could stop a pig in a passage

  94. 94
    Fucking dis custard says:

    I doubt it. Only with viagra

  95. 95
    Fucking dis custard says:

    And a feel

  96. 96
    Shooty* says:

    Pah. No questions about Subway bowing to “considerable pressure” (read: bomb threats) from a certain minority over pork based products and halal meat? A disgrace. Still, better not cause any offence, eh? I’m sure it’ll all work out nicely in the end. They WILL integrate when they see how nice and kind we are. Definitely.

    I for one welcome our merciful beheading obsessed overlords.

  97. 97
    Bedcow says:

    Mrs Bercow, I presume

  98. 98
    geordieboy says:

    Dead dandelion that has been pissed on several times.

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