April 30th, 2014

PMQs LIVE: Back to School Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Mr Gareth Thomas (Harrow West)

Q2 Catherine McKinnell (Newcastle upon Tyne North) 

Q3 Siobhain McDonagh (Mitcham and Morden) 

Q4 Alex Cunningham (Stockton North) 

Q5 Mark Lazarowicz (Edinburgh North and Leith) 

Q6 Mrs Sharon Hodgson (Washington and Sunderland West)

Q7 Mark Hendrick (Preston) 

Q8 Mr Stewart Jackson (Peterborough)

Q9 Katy Clark (North Ayrshire and Arran) 

Q10 Sheila Gilmore (Edinburgh East)

Q11 Mr George Howarth (Knowsley) 

Q12 Charlotte Leslie (Bristol North West)

Q13 Jason McCartney (Colne Valley) 

Q14 Nadhim Zahawi (Stratford-on-Avon) 

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    Nigel Mirage says:



  2. 2
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP


  3. 3
    Same as usual says:

    Fake sympathy for the dead.


    • 5
      C O (Ξ7r1) says:

      Standing on graves for cheap populism.

      Needs to be said, but from Dave it is cheap.


      • 88
        Norman Normal says:

        Bit over cynical perhaps?

        It’s a display of our nation’s gratitude for their service and sympathy for the loss. It’s not political?


    • 92
      broderick crawford says:


      Order Prime Minister !! To paraphrase Sir Mick Jagger — have Sympathy for the Gavel .


  4. 4
    Iain Martin says:

    Another waste of time,vote UKIP


  5. 7
    Money no object says:

    All those suntanned Labour parliamentarians. Cost of living crisis, Ed?


    • 18
      John Bellingham says:

      Wot? Chukka Ubaba?


    • 23
      Norman Normal says:

      Lookout one of the Eagle sisters has been tangoed!


    • 31
      nell says:

      Ho Hum – I get much more entertainment out of bullyballs favourite phrase ‘built to last’. It always reminds me of a dodgy car salesman ‘this car madam was built to last they don’t make them like this anymore ‘ and then the wheels falls off as you drive it away rather like the wheels came off the economy in balls and browns hands!!


  6. 8
    One of the few real Tories left says:

    Parish Council Meetings are more interesting and productive


  7. 9
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    It doesn’t sound any better when Miliband says it.

    Did he just repeat that for sound bites that compare to Dave ?



    • 17
      jgm2 says:

      Can’t be seen not to mirror the faux sympathy.

      It’s reported as being an ‘accident’ I think so, whilst they were in Af*gh*an*is*tan, they were just as likely to have been killed in an ‘accident’ on Salisbury Plain.


      • 53
        Tim Yeo-Yo says:

        Accident my arse. MoD will cover it up until the bitter end just like they did with the Hercules that was shot down in Iraq.


  8. 10
    Question please says:

    Is this PMQs, or time for Miliboy to make a speech?


  9. 11
    We are not American says:

    EM expresses sympathy to Flight ‘Lootenant’ Rakesh Chauhan.



  10. 12
    Not fit says:

    Miliband can’t even pronounce the rank of the deceased correctly, and this buffoon wants to run the country. Attention to detail f$€kt£rd


  11. 13
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Has Axelrod performed surgery on Ed’s vocal chords to keep his pitch down ?

    He has gifted us a baritone beaker.

    Awesome !


    • 89
      Norman Normal says:

      It’s the gift of the common cold? Or maybe a side effect from the recent teeth whitening? Possibly Axelrod’s 1st edict?


  12. 15
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Will all of this explosion of Hot Foul Smelling Corrupt Polluted Filth spewing
    out from the HoC damage the environment for everyone ?


  13. 16
    Silly fool says:

    I like politics, but by Question two and Miliband has lost my interest……it’s all whiney noise from him


  14. 19
    Angela Eagle's Hairdresser says:



  15. 20
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Labour still have no answer to the Brown bottom.

    But if Royal Mail was sold properly, the loss it made for the tax payers under Labour could have been recouped with interest.

    If Dave was a genuine Conservative, or Capitalist even, he would not be defending the IPO.


  16. 21
    Despicable says:

    All that laughing and joshing about in the green benches ……. Didn’t take long for the somber mood over the deaths of six citizens to lift, eh?


  17. 24
    Orangina says:

    What has Eagle done to her hair colour? She looks like she’s dipped her head in a bowl of sodium tinted piss.


  18. 25
    Am I alone? says:

    I really mean it when I say I loathe Cameron; and I was until 2 years ago, a fully paid up member of the Cons for 33 years.


  19. 26
    Sarah Millington says:

    Will Cameron be asked about the EU bulldozing through the Tobin Tax?


  20. 28
    Pro EU shitebag says:

    coft of living cwisis


  21. 29
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    The polls suggest UKIP is on the rise, and the LibLabCon are on the slide.


  22. 32
    Steve Miliband says:

    35% policy


  23. 33
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    FUCK OFF Bercow you twat.


  24. 34
    Shameless little gonk says:

    Bedcow is such a twat


  25. 35
    Berkunt says:

    Good strike against squeaker by Dave but Bercow really overstepped the line there.


  26. 38
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Dave is funded by the K’remlin. He is a national security threat.


  27. 39
    Cheltenham Ladies College says:

    We never liked Miss McTaggart.


    • 84
      Norman Normal says:

      The labour green levy on energy means councils now can’t afford street lighting.
      Why is dimwit McTaggart trying to shift the blame?


  28. 42
    Hurry up ffs says:

    Stick a Duracell up his arse


  29. 44
    Phwooar! says:

    Shagger Noakes has her lovely legs on display.


  30. 45
    Siobhan says:

    Is that her from the carry on movies?


  31. 46
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Tapsell just completely ignored Speaker.

    Dave earlier retorted to Speaker.

    Is there some sort of breakdown in protocol going on ?

    Very much not good.


    • 58
      Not fit says:

      Bercow is an irrelevant, talentless labour sycophant. Go Sir Peter T


    • 64
      Norman Normal says:

      It is odd, perhaps what they call a ‘senior moment’.
      Enjoyed what Tapsell said though, it’s true Labour don’t understand the markets.


      • 69
        C O (Ξ7r1) says:

        Absolutely – Tapsell no problem – Speaker trying to interrupt him as well not very good.


    • 82
      Socialism is theft says:

      UKIP now on 38% in latest Comres poll, as announced on Daily Politics.


  32. 50
    a non says:

    Shakespeare for PM!


  33. 51
    Same old Labour says:

    Miliband flaunted Labour’s anti-business credentials


  34. 52
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    If Ann Eagle gets her hair done on expenses, shouldn’t we get a 100% rebate because it looks an absolute mess.


  35. 53
    Haystacks says:

    She won’t need a food bank


  36. 55
    Nocturnal Carbon Emissions says:

    In the windmills of your mind…….


  37. 56
    A taxpayer says:

    This comedy show is not funny.I want my money back.


  38. 59
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Ohhhhhhhhhh Charlotte, I would :)


  39. 60
    Wally Scott says:

    Slightly off topic but what the fuck has the Loch Ness Monster got to do with the question of Scottish independence?

    Stand up and take a bow Mr Alexander.


    • 67
      Sheikh Basha Banka says:

      I think what Alexander is trying to do is put the shits up little old ladies who live in tenements in good parts of Edinburgh and keep loads of money in poorly performing bank accounts and funds


  40. 61
    The Voters of Buckingham will be VOTING UKIP ORG says:

    Very good comment by Ber*kow telling Cam*arooon he is finished……..

    Something he should also remember when we decide the same fate for

    him at the GE ballot box………

    Its time for a person of real mature statue to take on this role of

    Speaker of the House, rather than the present incumbent who is

    jumped up little bully along with antics of his wife who has damaged

    the image of OUR country around the world.


  41. 62
    Times have changed says:

    Amazing how nuclear power is now good energy for Labour types…


    • 73
      Long John Silver's parrot says:

      It was Labour who labelled the Lottery as “good fun” ;

      What more do you really expect from these Socialists ?


  42. 65
    Poor,bloke says:

    Imagine waking up and hearing that screechy voice


  43. 68
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Except it was Gordon Brown that sold off our nuclear industry.


    • 78
      Long John Silver's parrot says:

      Well as long as he sold the decommissioning costs to the purchaser it sounds a pretty good deal to me.


      • 81
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        The decommissioning costs will be added to the price you pay for electricity.


  44. 71
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    So, in expressing his views for U’kraine, Cameron says to the UK: Vote UKIP.

    Cheers Dave – P45 is in the post…


  45. 72
    Pro EU shitebag says:

    Fuck foreign aid charity begins at home .


  46. 74
    Norman Normal says:

    Dear Sky please don’t put adds on or allow your presenters to talk over PMQs it causes us to change channels.


  47. 76
    Dire says:

    That was 37 minutes wasted


  48. 77
    Antidisestablishmentarianism Holy Force says:

    PMQs – wholely false


    • 80
      Long John Silver's parrot says:

      No you are wrong shipmate.

      PMQ’s is really happening and the bills for it are heading in your direction.


  49. 83
    Socialism is theft says:

    Breaking news: UKIP now on 38% in latest Comres poll, as announced on Daily Politics.


    • 86
      Norman Normal says:

      Notice the fear on the MPs faces when Brillo said it lol? No point looking sorry for yourselves chaps, do something or face extinction. Doing nothing is not an option.


      • 90
        Norman Normal says:

        Thought more about this and can confidently say UKIP is a result of Brown’s treachery.

        If he had allowed a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty and gained concessions, we wouldn’t be where we are now?

        Anyone remember the 2007 fury over broken promises?


  50. 87
    Raving Loon says:

    Wake me up when they axe the telly tax.


  51. 96
    Shooty* says:

    Pah. No questions about Subway bowing to “considerable pressure” (read: bomb threats) from a certain minority over pork based products and halal meat? A disgrace. Still, better not cause any offence, eh? I’m sure it’ll all work out nicely in the end. They WILL integrate when they see how nice and kind we are. Definitely.

    I for one welcome our merciful beheading obsessed overlords.


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