April 30th, 2014

Paxman Quits Newsnight
Guido Revealed Katz Wanted Him Out Earlier This Month

Earlier this month in his Sun column Guido revealed that Newsnight editor Ian Katz was attempting to force out Jeremy Paxman.

“GUIDO hears the knives are out for Newsnight star Jeremy Paxman.

Ian Katz, the groovy former deputy editor of the Guardian now in charge of the BBC news show, wants to bring in a fresher face.

Who still tunes in to watch Paxo’s pantomime interviews, where he acts like an outraged great-aunt shocked by a politician’s lack of straight answers? Newsnight of the Long Knives, indeed.”

Today Paxo has quit. You’re either in front of Guido…


  1. 1
    Podiceps says:

    … or beside yourself with rage.

  2. 2
    give £3/month for ummm...Cheers easy... says:

    Who really cares?

  3. 3
    Engineer says:

    *adopts supercilious tone*

    “Do you seriously expect us to believe that?”

  4. 4
    Al*x Wickham says:

    I often splash out on over-priced clothes.

    I buy UKIP T-Shirts and piss on them

  5. 5
    Paxo says:

    How many ways are there to stuff a Katz?

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    Rabid dribbler says:

    Is there any point in watching newsnight now?

  7. 7
    Thostids says:

    Only watched it to see Paxo actually tell the interviewees that he didn’t believe them.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    SHAME. I only watched Newsnight if Paxman was on.

  9. 9
    Peter says:

    He was better than most the dross they put.
    Good luck to him.

  10. 10
    y ahmonika says:

    my powder is white

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    Cinna says:

    I stopped watching that load of bollocks years ago.

  12. 12
    y ahmonika says:

    i am dabid icke

  13. 13
    Tom Badwind says:

    Gimme a call, please.

  14. 14
    U Kip If You Want To says:

    “Renew” the programme eh? Well, since the BBC is one great repository of tedious and predictable leftist bilge and no-one who is not already hardwired to the Lieborg collective imagines it will be radical enough to represent anything other than 1960s era student politics laced with green crap and common purpose any “renewal” will amount to trying to polish a turd.

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    U Kip If You Want To says:

    “Renew” the programme eh? Well, since the BBC is one great repository of tedious and predictable leftist bilge and no-one who is not already hardwired to the Lieborg collective imagines it will be radical enough to represent anything other than 1960s era student politics laced with green pap and common purpose any “renewal” will amount to trying to polish a t***.

  16. 16
    do bears shit in the woods? says:

    Not another opening for a left winger surely?

  17. 17
    i am eeal and i am fake says:

    i am on the net.
    ask your friends and family first, friends in the office
    talk to me if i am local to you for you can always thrown your virtual brick through my windoolu.

  18. 18
    Gossipmongol says:

    Pax wanted out long ago…..so not really the scoop you make out Guido.

  19. 19
    Old ugly past it female ex bbc employee says:

    This is ageist and maleist. Go to court like your old ugly sisters and sue the rotters.

  20. 20
    Desperate Dan says:

    Not until after they’ve got rid of Katz.

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    Anonymous says:

    “…He informed Tony Hall, the Director General, and James Harding, the Director of News and Current Affairs, of his decision last summer, but with the appointment of a new editor and following a difficult period for Newsnight, Jeremy generously agreed to stay to help the new team bed down…”

    You’re either in front of BBC News and Current Affairs…

  22. 22
    Laura Kuenssberg says:

    Anyone going to lay me at 7/4 to replace Paxo?

  23. 23
    i am eeal and i am fake says:

    o is man,
    o is a woman.
    u better check your balls mis

  24. 24
    Real List says:

    BBC 2 still ruled by a stiff left wing bias. The Guardian, pffft.

  25. 25
    i am eeal and i am fake says:

    hoxa oxa?

  26. 26
    sir robin day deceased says:

    I started watching Newsnight when they were doing nightly reports on the Falklands War and they were still relatively speaking, impartial. Imagine how it would be now if there were another Falklands War.

  27. 27
    i am eeal and i am fake says:

    one is duck and one is a fake,
    fake looks like a swan.duck looks a swan
    when the 2 beaks meet.

  28. 28
    bigmax says:

    Good. All contributions to the coffers gratefully received.

  29. 29
    the small e can escape says:

    penny for the

  30. 30
    Bog Paper says:

    Lay you?

    Not while they’re dogs on the street and sheep in the fields!

  31. 31
    Spunkmeyer says:

    I’d rather not……

  32. 32
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Even without Paxman I’m sure the Newsnight studios will continue to witness some poor sod or other being bummed.

  33. 33
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I’d threaten to overrule Jeremy Paxman’s resignation.

  34. 34
    Mike Newland says:

    Nearly every time I look at Newsnight I quit in the middle at the blatant lefty bias.

  35. 35
    Bog Paper says:

    And anyway isn’t 7 shillings and 4 pence rather cheap to sell yourself?

  36. 36
    Pro Dem not Con Dem says:

    About time. Well past his sell by date. He should take the two Dimbelbys who have squatted toad-like on political debate programmes.

    Laura German-name is probably best placed to take over from him.

  37. 37
    when in pinner says:

    go past wat.
    mk ultas just shrugs his shoulder. did the penny drop thru the neck, the overcoat? the coat over my shoulder…the coat over my shoulder
    is loose.
    women, dra man.. wo man
    at the intersection shrug the shoulder and move on… does time drag or deift

  38. 38
    when in pinner says:

    i am in the now

  39. 39
    annoyed user says:

    Good, now get him off university challenge

  40. 40
    plop! splash! says:

    Katz trying to force out a paxman? What a grimace that must have been

  41. 41
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    A better idea would be to just terminate Newsnight.

  42. 42
    Guy News Room says:

    Paxman’s replacement? Ladbrokes odds:Guido Fawkes 3/1 fav ,Al*x Wickham 7/1, Eddie Mair 8/1, Gavin Esler 10/1…

  43. 43
    Palab Gauche says:

    I wonder which ethnic woman will replace him?

  44. 44
    Paxo says:

    Laura Iceberg lettuce?

  45. 45
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Arise, Lord Paxman of Stonor! (Taking the Labour whip in the Lords, of course.)

  46. 46
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    David Attenborough 33/1.

  47. 47
    Deirdre Kelly says:

    I could do that yellin at people it’s fockin easy

  48. 48
    Profoundly Deaf Person says:

    Hear Peter Hitchens is in the frame to replace him

  49. 49
    i am a nose drop. says:

    i have something i want to put in your ear.

  50. 50
    Raptor says:

    One leftist thug drives another leftist thug into exile.

    Watch out next for the ice-pick, Jeremy.

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    @hateliebour says:

    Newsnight has been crap since 1997, so losing one of it’s footsoldiers to a new broom is expected, it’s a long time since it was watch-able, I remember them getting the polls the wrong way around to Liebours favour and I still remember commenting on how to swim in shark infested waters to a nameless someone.

  52. 52
    tom says:

    do you have a sharp nose or a clean nose.

  53. 53
    Deirdre says:

    I could do that dissing people and pulling faces, like, I don’t fookn believe you mate, it’s a piece of piss.

  54. 54
    Ian Katz says:

    i was thinking maybe Jacqui Smith or Jack Straw or Alan Johnson.
    It will be one of my Labour ex-MP cronies that’s for sure.

    i wonder if Chukka fancies the job?

  55. 55
    stun () says:

    Pollytwaddle 500/1…even Katz couldn’t be that tribal

  56. 56
    tom says:

    athe mountsins od annpurna or the mountains of new zealand.
    tom daly knows. rom thumb says

  57. 57
    @hateliebour says:

    Channel shite 4 kicks off with Farage, who would have guessed.

  58. 58
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Now they’ll be able to rename Newsnight ‘Marxism Today.’

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Has Kirsty Sqwark gone as well? Complete waste of the licence fee. Haven’t watched this tedious programme for years. Gave up listening to Today years ago as well – soundness of judgement confirmed when ‘KP’ Prescott said it was required listening for him. Showed how dumbed down it had become if he could understand it!

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    táxpáyér says:

    Prediction: NarrativeNight will go even more hard-left.

  61. 61
    tom says:

    puma tom says give me fennel seeds.
    my id is indigestion digestion
    is that why it comes indigestion.
    id is what we can digest and what gives us indigestion and perhaps the relationship between the two.

  62. 62
    what's in a name says:

    Meanwhile in Indian a man set himself on fire.
    A hospital spokesman said that Mr Singe was very poorly.

  63. 63
    Selohesra says:

    Better still privatise the BBC

  64. 64
    Sam the Skull says:

    Hooray for Peter Hitchens – the only true conservative in Britain!

  65. 65
    Michael Gove says:

    I’m interested in this position

  66. 66
    táxpáyér says:

    Marxist for economics editor
    So they need a creationist for Nature.
    and a flat earther for Geography presenter.

  67. 67
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Coming up on the rails, Clare Balding at 20 to 1, she’s getting the whip out……

  68. 68
    tilt heasdm says:

    tilt head
    swing head .. petei dish of the orient.
    nod head
    …petri dish is asiatic. southern asia
    what is the orient?
    vision express.

  69. 69
    Always PC correct Biased Broadcasting Company says:

    Refer to the country by its correct name !!

    “MALVINAS Islands……..”

    We are checking you have a TV Licence !!

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    @beebfan says:

    Replace him with Susanna Reid when GMB flops!!

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    “Long since spent”

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    @hateliebour says:

    God almighty, Crick is cleaning out the sewers, what a piece of rubbish he is.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    £2.4 Million, not a few grand.

  74. 74
    @beebfan says:

    Sad to see him go. He could be a tit at times but all is forgiven. Biggest issue with Newsnight at present is trying to figure out if Laura Kuenssberg is fit or not. I like her though

  75. 75
    Hugh Janus says:

    Oops – car crash interview on Ch4 News with a UKIP donor. Very entertaining!

  76. 76
    @beebfan says:

    Is he going to Channel 4 news joining all the other beeb exiles? Escaping the biased Tory hellhole, that Newsnight has become?

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    The 1st child killed by Marxism says:

    Wiki …… Another Anti-British North Londoner….. Moved here to be near the Centre of the North London Death Cult.
    Pro- pedo, anti-family, Pro-German, Marxist Filth.
    Will betray anyone if it helps secure the West Bang K.

  78. 78
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Me too.

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    Martin77 says:

    He was good but not in the same league as Channel 4 News Jon Snow at grilling dodgy politicians

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    Spunkmeyer says:

    Was there any point in watching it then….

  81. 81
    Spunkmeyer says:

    Are you insane…?

  82. 82
    B3 says:

    Sir Robin Day got it right most of the time

  83. 83
    nell says:


    You think the leftwing beeb jonsnow Grilled people ??!! I thought he was extremely emollient especially of other leftwing socialist people!!

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    nell says:

    Question is who will they replace him with?

    Axelrod perhaps?!

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    Profoundly Deaf Person says:


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    nell says:

    Well if we knew what you were talking about we could some sort of intellectual judgement I suppose.

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    nell says:

    I think they should replace him with gordon brown or tony bliar. Both would use the opportunity to sell spots on their show for backhanders and make money for themselves. That’s what it is all about after all isn’t it??!!

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    tilt heasdm says:

    sophie is a ucka.
    tom holds.
    there has a to be a tom before a sophie
    when there is no choice there is no choice
    reality is virtually real but not quite
    but queit not quite please quilt up.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Katz stinks. Newsnight stinks. The BBC stinks. Everything stinks.

  90. 90
    John Prescott says:

    “Nigel Farage Ale. Bottling it since Eastleigh”

  91. 91
    Owned Jones says:

    I’m young, have a wonderfully beautiful face and am an avowed marxist. Why not ME.

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    Anonymous says:

    He’s only following orders,like at his biased lefty editors.

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    Inside the bubble Media type says:

    No, No, certain not SKY NEWS is now the open repository for this type of
    left wing aging detritus who cannot be reprogrammed, as they are unable
    to survive in the multi-tasking real media world !!!

  94. 94
    nell says:

    Perhaps they should have the vain chuckusyamoney. He’d fit the bill!

  95. 95
    Piers Morgan says:

    Piers Morgan

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    Anonymous says:

    Diane Abbott, once they’ve reinforced the studio floors

  97. 97
    nell says:

    Give over with the americanisms!!

    The English language can do better than that!

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    Paxometer says:

    I’m not sure ‘bottling it’ is fair as, afaik, he didn’t at any point imply that he was going to run. Plus, while not necessarily that bad for UKIP as a party, it would’ve been personally very bad if the party leader himself couldn’t win a Westminster seat.

    He’s better off sticking to Europe. Europe is ‘over there’ and people are happy to send UKIP representatives off to something they don’t care about or understand too well. But if you ask people whether they want a UKIP MP at their local surgery then they’d have to start taking it seriously and probably vote for a sensible party

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    Spunkmeyer says:

    Anti-weed, god bothering fuckwit….

    Someone should push him off a fucking cliff.

  100. 100
    Jezzer P says:

    In 2014 he was chosen as Special Needs Journalist of the Year at the Royal Tellybox journalism awards.

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    nell says:

    My personal choice would be bliar – massive exposure of this self-serving fraud week in , week out would really expose failed labour for what they are!!

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Peter Hitchens would be great. He talks a lot of sense. He has my vote.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    As Guido’s resident olfactologist I can assure you that the BBC does indeed stink. I love the smell of left-wing bias in the morning and afternoon and evening. Not.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

  105. 105
    East India Company Wallah says:

    That bed will never dry!

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Well considering Channel 4 news is full of ex Newsnight mongs and they’ve just spent 20 minutes trying to smear UKIP (again) I’m guessing Paxmong will be after Snow’s job.

    I really can’t believe how our media are so obviously trying to smear UKIP. Oh dear some old duffer who thinks women shouldn’t wear trousers shouldn’t be tolerated.

    OK then Channel 4 how about all those fucking Muslim mongs who donate to Liebore who think Sharia law should be introduced into the UK?

    I am totally and utterly fucked off with the shit reporting the lies the distortions and the utter crap pumped out by the BBC, ITV, Sky, Channel 4 and most of the print media.

    funny as just as we get another scandal about kiddie fiddling in politics the whole Cyril Smith leads to a massive can or worms involving all the political parties and kiddie fiddling) the media decide to go on the attack about UKIP

    Just watched a great piece on RT news where they were responding to being called out by western governments.

    Only RT reported the fact Turkey were willing to blow up their own people to make an excuse to attack Assad. Only RT have pointed out that there is NO PROOF Assad has used chemical weapons on his own people (only bum boy Vague and Obumma)

    RT rightly pointed out that the western media no longer shows images of drone strikes carried out by Obumma, yet when Bush was in charge every drone strike wiped out a wedding party.

    To the BBC, ITV, Channel 4 I say this. Go fuck yourselves you bunch of dickless drug taking fucking wankers.

    We the people are not buying the shit you lot are shoveling, especially YOU Robinson, Snow, Crick and Paxmong.

    My monika says it all about the press.

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    Cosmonaut says:

    I’m glad he bottled it.

    It postpones the day when it becomes crystal clear to all that the only thing of benefit UKIP does is split the Tory vote

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    Socialism is theft says:

    No they will pick someone neutral – like Owen Jones.

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    @hateliebour says:

    He’s made his sensible mind up, he is correct in what he says, concentrating on the most important voting the EU, the HOC is now just a local county council vote, voting for local councillors, get over it.

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    Cosmonaut says:

    Which actually is a very big benefit!

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    The British media are cunts says:

    It was the media who made up the whole thing about Farage standing, now they’re claiming he bottled it.

    did he say he was then changed his mind?

    The media are full of utter fucking cuunts. Every single fucking one of them.

  112. 112
    Albert Fartleberry says:

    How about Roger Mellie? Seems a sound sort of chap.

  113. 113
    Ha ha says:

    Farage took on the Speaker of the House John Bercow in the 2010 election with neither the Labour nor the LibDems standing.

    He came third.

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    £2.4 MILLION.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    No woman should be allowed on TV who is 70 years old and wears a mini skirt. Wart has legs like a map of the London Underground. Vile.

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    Racist van Persie says:

    Are the Tories more or less racist than UKIP?

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    BBC are bestest at everything, or else says:

    He had criticised the BBC management..he had to go..they cant have anyone telling the world how inept they really are.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Fuck him ! says:

    So a murdering piece of filth who shot a 19 year old female and buried her alive, took a heart attack during his execution and we are supposed to somehow give a fuck ? Fuck off !!!!!

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Lefties don’t see taking other peoples money as ‘thef’t they see it as an entitlement. Be it stolen money, pensions or taxes.

    Your money is their money. The first line in Socialists Bible (sorry Koran)

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    @hateliebour says:

    The Torys are one party, UKIP is another, both are supposed to try and maximise their voting to take control of the County Council elections in 2015, it’s the way is it now.

  122. 122
    David Steel p**do enobler says:

    Or how about those Politicians who cover up serious child abuse and more than that, actively o out their way to get the beasts knighthoods !!! Not as bad as someone saying women shouldnt wear trousers right enough.

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    The 1st child killed by Marxism says:

    wiki:- Katz

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    Feel sorry for me please says:

    Straw is probabby not in the running owing to his debilitating depressions, which are not severe enough imho actually.

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    #£2.4 Million!

  126. 126
    The 1st child killed by Marxism says:

    Luckly there is a North London Marxist available who will insure the right Kat is put in Zee position.

  127. 127
    The 1st child killed by Marxism says:

    Now the point about the Drone Strikes…..Good…Good…..Good.
    One of those things you don’t notice until pointed out ! WELL DONE

    We really do need a recommend button on here.
    Might return you to former glory. Guido

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    LibLabCon/MSM EU Election Campaign Grid (Phase 2) says:

    1st May: Attack UKIP.
    2nd May: Attack UKIP.
    3rd May: Attack UKIP.
    4th May: Attack UKIP.
    5th May: Attack UKIP.
    6th May: Attack UKIP.
    7th May: Attack UKIP.
    8th May: Attack UKIP.
    9th May: Attack UKIP.
    10th May: Attack UKIP.
    11th May: Attack UKIP.
    12th May: Attack UKIP.
    13th May: Attack UKIP.
    14th May: Attack UKIP.
    15th May: Attack UKIP.
    16th May: Attack UKIP.
    17th May: Attack UKIP.
    18th May: Attack UKIP.
    19th May: Attack UKIP.
    20th May: Attack UKIP.
    21st May: Attack UKIP.
    22nd May: Attack UKIP.

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    The 1st child killed by Marxism says:


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    it is the end of fatherhood. says:

    enjoy it while you can. father is the “wife” that was not possible as he emotionally stagnant?/comstrained. the tweet came from the right shoulder. right shoulder and left shoulder are the place of chips on the shoulder.
    saying are useful as old wibes know. they constrain and help us communicate our constraint.

  131. 131
    nell says:

    Labour says ‘We’ve had a kicking on Brown’ !!

    They forgot bully’built to last’ balls


  132. 132
    nell says:

    It’s not going to work. We’ll be voting ukip as a protest vote!!

  133. 133
    The Grauniad / BBC Axis of Evil says:

    NOBODY messes with us!!


  134. 134
    Poxo says:

    If someone is an MEP how can they be an MP at the same time and do a decent job for both sets of voters?

  135. 135
    Emily says:

    What about me? My legs are Ok even if my tan is a bit iffy

  136. 136
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    That suggests that Farage has been doing a ‘decent’ job for his European Parliament constituents, when in reality he’s only turned up just enough times to claim his expenses package and has betrayed British interests in the EP at every turn

  137. 137
    RickB says:

    Don’t you mean “Get him on Question Time” ?

  138. 138
    Sinnick says:

    Being a MEP is one of the best gravy train ticket in the world. UKIP knows this. All that talk about an in/out referendum is just a massive smoke screen.

  139. 139
    PC disciple says:

    Ummm is it Derry or Londonderry, I’m suffering terrible angst of not offending anyone.

  140. 140
    nell says:

    We need to constantly examine, research and look at our mp’s more forensically .We must NEVER allow them to get away with financial or sexual abuse ever again! We the electorate are watching!!

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    @hateliebour says:

    Oh dear!, will the last one who voted Libcrap turn off the Libcrap headquarters lights as we have taken a taxi, to someone who gave UKIP money and he doesn’t like women in trousers so were going over to gang up on him, get a grip you silly woman, Crick created the interview to try and make UKIP look foolish, it hasn’t worked but it is making you look foolish.

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    RickB says:

    If Guido got the gig he would have to do what the BBC told him and couldn’t be Rupert’s lap dog any longer.

  143. 143
    RickB says:

    And mine

  144. 144
    White rabbit says:

    Is this new editor any relation to Fritz the cat of early 70s animation fame ?
    Drugs, sex and violence main theme then. Maybe an early role model and if so, I might start watching again.

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    nell says:

    What exactly did you expect him to do in the undemocratic unelected eu?!

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    meringue nest. says:

    on wordl.

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    T.S.Bartholomew-Head Chef at Poundland says:

    This is where we’re getting it wrong. Anyone would be good for the job as long as they were capable, good/persuasive and impartial. The BBC at present cannot seem to grasp that…

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    Roger Mellie says:

    ‘ang on how much? Di I get to shag LK – she looks like she needs it

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    In the interests of balance says:

    This decision by Farage not to stand is terminal for UKIP. At last we see the stone lifted. At last we see the truth staring not only us, but especially Kippers, in the face: Farage cannot win in a safe Tory seat! Despite UKIP’s constant reminders that Tories are leaving the Conservative Party in droves to join UKIP, the reality is that only a few are minded to do that, leaving the vast majority of Tories in Newark still holding their safe seat which is likely to remain Tory after the byelection. Any further byelection anywhere else in the country up to the 2015 election will see the Kippers being hunted down and asked whether Farage will stand. If he says ‘no’ a second time, then all credibility will be lost.

    So, 30th April 2014 is a good day for Britain! It is the day on which the slippery slide to oblivion began for UKIP

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    cured lefty says:

    Would katz have the balls to appoint a right leaning host..just a thought .

  152. 152
    nell says:

    the socialist freelove hollande has been dumped by gayet .

    He’ s desperately in need of a political anchor so says he never gave up trierweller!!

    So socialist. No commitments just change allegiances . LOL!

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    Mike Hancock, Mark Oaten, Cyril Smith, Jeremy Thorpe, David Laws, Chris Huhne says:

    Hear hear – divert divert divert

  154. 154
    The Wizard says:

    Remember just close your eyes, click the ruby heels and repeat – no place like home, no place like home …

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    PC disciple says:

    It’s Huntsberg isn’t it? I noticed Kirsty Wark is doing something on sexist attitudes.

    Will the recent Come Dine With Me episode where the women voted down the men because they belived only ‘sisters should win’, be mentioned.

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    Observer says:

    Or maybe just London.

  157. 157
    Some random BBC stooge you've never heard of on £60k/year says:

    Pull my finger..

  158. 158
    Global wimd says:

    global wind says “fuck u”
    when transmission problem via the phone device plus the phone into the power supply. does the poweer supplu have to be on?
    work remotely.

  159. 159

    The only betrayers of our interests are are the Labour and tory sleaze ball scum who dance to every tune of the Kommissars falling over them selves to curry favour with Barrosso and his socialist dirt .

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    cured lefty says:

    You should get down the clinic and demand really strong antibiotics .your infection is at mind destroying phase

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Deordorize your house – ditch your TV Licence.

  162. 162
    White rabbit says:

    The more unprofessional they are, the better I like them. Unlike the smooth and professional, polished representatives of the other crowd. Who just happen to be grotesque, fucking scum bags who as a sideline are bringing low a once great Country.

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    PC disciple says:

    It will probably be Esler, obnoxious, biased and no hint of an open mind. Perfect.

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    Mornington Crescent - TV Licence-free for 5 years and counting says:

    Then stop feeding the beast.

  165. 165
    I-KIP, WE-KIP, I'm off to KIP some arse says:

    He bottled FA. Pax, come over here and pat me on the head like the dog you think I am. Peasant. You still class the GBP as twats that are unable to run their own lives. Contemptible twat. I ain’t going to tell you how the GBP are going to vote, they themselves will do that. YOU, however, being a Socialist C£nt seems to think that YOU know better. Just where did you get this ‘Font Of All Knowledge’ from? A Text Book or by listening to people?

  166. 166
    poo corner says:

    I am piss bored with TV Chefs who think they are hard

  167. 167
    poo corner says:

    you wish

  168. 168
    PC disciple says:

    In truth everyone is racist some openly, some just use race as a tool against those they dislike. All are forms of racist abuse, the latter is just dishonest as well.

  169. 169
    Inconvenient Truth says:

    +1 about the button

  170. 170
    what's in a name says:

    He also made the point that he would rather the party wasn’t looked on as a one man band and it would be better if a local ukip candidate came forward.

  171. 171
    what's in a name says:

    or what Alex Higgins was to Horticulture

  172. 172
    PC disciple says:

    They say his vein collapsed/ruptured so the sedative didn’t work.

    Was the process faulty or was it just a quirk of the individuals physiology/ circulatory condition?

  173. 173
    USMC Drill Sergent says:

    I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally

  174. 174
    Cancer is in the ear. says:

    why research what is being said?
    sharp ear.
    sharp ear know how reality works.
    what about the new reality though doh

  175. 175
    Always have a backup plan says:

    That’s where the Mk. I Hammer comes into play…

  176. 176
    PC disciple says:

    Nigel would need 2 wives to help with the work load? :-)

  177. 177
    Cancer is in the ear. says:

    skinny legs says small intestine.

  178. 178
    Cancer is in the ear. says:

    small intestine says BIG GUT.

  179. 179
    tail says:

    big gut

  180. 180
    tail says:

    travell aeiou r.
    ah ah.

  181. 181
    PC disciple says:

    Ignorant too, they say choritzo when it’s pronounced choritho. It’s a Spanish delicacy you ignorant, asbestos fingered mongs!

  182. 182
    The British media are cunts says:

    What is going on? They need to get the Muslims to do rhe executions. 8illy Vague and Obumma have special friends in Syria who are good at executions.

  183. 183
    I-KIP, THEY-KIP, I'm orf for a KIP says:

    Loving it. The Curds and Whey are separating out of British Politics. We now know where UKIP stand and we know where the other Troughing/Federalist/Unpatriotic Social Democrats stand. Now, it wasn’t that hard was it?

  184. 184
    I wrote Harry Potter and gave a mass murderer £1million says:

    I’m a fan of your work. Will I find more of it in the Fiction part of the Library?

  185. 185
    Anonymous says:

    Huntsberg is an awful lefty shill.

    She was ripped apart by Le Pen as she clumsily tried to smear Farage as per BBC EU orders.

    Newsnight might as well come out as the Official RMT Union channel.

    At least they could drop the token 1 in 15 vaguely. right wing guest and get back to 100% lefty bollocks UK hating propaganda.

  186. 186
    tail says:

    homeless, friedless, poor.
    prostitute or client
    prostitute and client
    prostitute, client.
    comma has much power.

  187. 187
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The times they are getting very interesting now – are we witnissing the death of the press as it has been known … ‘Free press – my fucking arse – they’ve been on the take duping the British Public for decades.

  188. 188
    tail says:

    give me your ear
    king is the egg to keep s on giving.

  189. 189
    Anonymous says:

    Privatisation of the BBC cannot come a minute too early, even if it takes another 10 years… It will be a day to celebrate and tell the children, what were you doing the day the BBC was privatised..

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    Prick Robinson has an exclusive that Bob Crow will be the next Newsnight presenter..

  191. 191
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    What inside ‘dirt’ has Crick known about for many years (He’s exbbc) such that he’s used the knowledge of it to feather his own nest financially and probably otherwise?

    Don’t mouthpieces like Crick – just make you want to think how does he get away with it if he is not part of the establishment legions of duplicitous buggers?

  192. 192
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Gerry Adams helping NI police with inquiries?


    Must be a first for everything.

  193. 193
    The Growler says:

    Well Fawkes and Fawkes are you going to apply for the job, a move up from the Sun, go on then you would then be able to show how yo get information from obfuscating blustering politicians, all your window lickers and *illy hanging on your every word.

  194. 194
    The Growler says:

    Tail be careful you do not catch you tail in a rat trap

  195. 195
    The Growler says:

    PC, if you are from the Iorish Republic you call it Derry if from Ulster it is Londonderry

  196. 196
    Anonymous says:

    Whatever troll

  197. 197
    Spare a million for a Tuscan villa, guvnor? says:

    Paxman must be a multi-millionaire, courtesy of the BBC licence fee extortion racket.

    It must be wonderful to be able to turn down an £800k p.a. job.

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    Prick Robinson news flash.

    The pope is Catholic..

  199. 199
    The Growler says:

    Engineer, if a politican is obfuscating and evasive at every turn it stands out a mile and the viewer picks it up without Paxman, he only says, “Do you seriously expect us to believe that?” for those a bit slow on the uptake

  200. 200
    Barthelona Barry says:

    Only Miliband would prounounce like some lithping Thpaniard.

    We thpeak Englithh in thith countwy.

  201. 201
    David Cameron says:

    I like all gays equally, unlike Jack Dromey.

  202. 202
    The British media are cunts says:

    Exactly. The press knew all about Savile and Smith and others and have hidden the truth. Operation Ore anyone?

  203. 203
    Bim says:

    Just scrap the licence fee – it is already largely commercial. They can sort themselves out, once the unspent billions have been reclaimed.

  204. 204
    Questions of our time says:

    Are women who go black, and then don’t go back, racist ?

  205. 205
    The British media are cunts says:

    Yes, George Galloway, he’s seen as a right winger at the BBC

  206. 206
    Rog says:

    Hello, good evening and bollocks!

  207. 207
    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    I believe that a very special and particular circle of hell is being prepared for Mr. Blair as we speak. It will be diabolical, with heavily buttered walls. Beyond that, the mind boggles at the torments it likely holds. :-)

  208. 208
    Ironically says:

    Only white people can be racist.

  209. 209
    táxpáyér says:

    and it’s not even a full-moon…

  210. 210
    Kinnockio says:

    That does not make sense; try and think it through.

  211. 211
    I want to know says:

    How much will the BBC knock off the licence fee
    when the Scots get independence?

  212. 212
    actually says:

    I don’t give a shit who takes over.
    I gave up on Newshite years ago.

  213. 213
    táxpáyér says:

    No-one’s more racist than Labour, they HATE the British, the successful, the hard-working, the entrepreneurial and the prudent.

  214. 214
    Jacqui Smith says:

    how dare you?!

  215. 215
    and... says:

    Just remind me how much Ed Balls was bunged by
    the Rev Flowers?

  216. 216
    Spartacus says:

    so when is milwotsit or kameroon going to stand for MEP ??

    oh right after the elections – got it

  217. 217
    oh dear says:

    The press still hasn’t realised that the more they try
    and smear UKIP,the more people sympathise and will
    vote for them.

  218. 218
    Paxo says:

    Apres moi le deluge.

  219. 219
    PC disciple says:

    Choritzo would make the silly sausage of Italian origin!

    Possibly there is methodology at work here. If it’s choritho then UKIP wouldn’t want it imported. If it’s choritzo they may let it in? :-)

  220. 220
    PC disciple says:

    Yes…I think they might be?

  221. 221
    PC disciple says:

    You still here? Why don’t you grow a beard or something?

  222. 222
    Swings and roundabouts says:

    I doubt UKIP would have had the oomph it has now, if Cameron had thought things through and decided against smearing many disaffected conservatives as fruitcakes, swivel-eyed loons and racists.

    Having done so, he can hardly expect they are merely registering a “protest” vote in the euro elections and will return to back him again in 2015.

    He’s driven a good chunk of the conservative vote away for as long as he leads the party, and splitting the Tory vote will be part of his legacy. He and his supporters should get used to that.

  223. 223
    Hmmm says:

    Obviously deliberate, just like Naughtie’s more recent one.

    Seems to be something of a tradition at the BBC.

    A way for the big names to show how untouchable they are, perhaps.

  224. 224
    Swings and roundabouts says:

    LibDems, not Labour.

    And that’s their fraudster donor Michael Brown, who handed around £2.4 million to their party from stolen funds — which they refuse to give back to those it was taken from.

    Grender should be too ashamed to discuss this sordid stuff in public, but LibDems don’t feel shame.

  225. 225
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    Who’s Paxo?

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    At least it is accepted that UKIP EU policy is credible. :-)


  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like that got deleted,never mind.


  228. 228
    GDS says:

    His effing job you fool

  229. 229
    GDS says:

    Tell me how, precisely. Or have you just chosen some random words there?

  230. 230
    GDS says:

    Ok, so I merely graze this wonderful site for a few months due to work and when I come back it’s all changed. It’s no longer being trolled by Labour per se but by UKIP. The difference? Labour were often OTT and occasionally funny but had some political angle. The UKIPpers seem to be rag tag of universally nasty, single minded, unpalatable bigots of the worst order. UKIP appears to have accidentally allowed the other, infinitely more coherent and credible parties to clean the Augean stables into Farage’s back yard. Never seen so much shoite in my life!!

  231. 231
    Takes a deep breath and says:

    Nah…I cannot be arsed.

  232. 232
    Care to think before you vent? says:

    As Guido used to say, you may unfollow.

    Care to point out why free speech offends you so?

    Apart from your reference to the “…rag tag of universally nasty, single minded, unpalatable bigots of the worst order.”

    Is that a masked apology, toning down Cameron’s smears of disaffected conservatives as fruitcakes, swivel-eyed loons and racists?

    Cameron is going to need some votes from that “rag tag” bunch you refer to in 2015, and you’re doing just as well as he has in making sure that won’t happen.

  233. 233
    catesby says:

    Poor old Paxo is just too Anglo-Saxon and male! A schmoozer from the Grauniad sacked him what a surprise! What are the odds on his replacement being a woman? Good job I never watch news on the Bbc.

  234. 234
    Lardy Dah says:

    Weigh-cist !!

  235. 235
    Litter tray says:

    Who let the Katz out?

  236. 236
    A Blacksmith says:

    Another freebie reason to not pay the telly tax.

  237. 237
    A Blacksmith says:

    If you don’t watch or listen to anything, why are you still giving them 145 quid a year of your hard earned post-taxed cash?

  238. 238
    A Blacksmith says:

    Would that be a real female woman – or one of the ‘other’ type?

  239. 239
    Shooty* says:

    10/1 they replace him with Anjem Choudary in the name of “balance”.

  240. 240
    can work won't work says:

    Paxo can come work with me..

  241. 241
    I Saw A Unite Chap The Other Day Waving USSR Flag - Seriously! says:

    Katz?? FFS that’s not even a real name! Another one like Hain who should still be in South Africa.

    This country is mad having an open door immigration policy when we get people like this.

    Why did they not just go straight to Russia, I think we know the answer to that.

  242. 242
    Gordon Brown, downtown says:

    You’re the bigot.

  243. 243
    Huw Kayres says:

    Munich or Munchen?
    Paris or Paree?
    New York or Noo Yoik?

  244. 244
    Anonymous says:

    “Who still tunes in to watch Paxo’s pantomime interviews, where he acts like an outraged great-aunt shocked by a politician’s lack of straight answers?”
    Because whoever they are, Channel four appears to be venturing into the field of news-drama-children’s panto programming. If the “Oh yes you are”. “Oh no we’re not” interview with a Ukip representative was any indication.

  245. 245
    NewsShite says:

    It is still NewsShite for brainwashed socialists. I never watch it. Pathetic.

  246. 246
    Alterius non sit qui suus esse potest says:

    Double helpings with Baloney & Macaroni.

  247. 247


  248. 248

    Nihil desperandum jerry .

    Sky will snap you up for triple the salary .

    Which means you ll be on 2.4 mill a year before tax

    Heigh ho ….

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