April 30th, 2014

Bad Bercow’s Boorish Backbench Behaviour

The handbags were out at PMQs as the Speaker got very angry with Dave and his rowdy Tories. Critics of Bercow note that back when he was a backbencher he was hardly a wallflower himself. This video of a Commons discussion on pigeon racing is all rather embarrassing for the Speaker:

“The public don’t like it…”

H/T @tompeck


  1. 1
    Cinna says:

    A first class tosser.

  2. 2
    RomaBobbieBooBoo... says:

    and a little tw*t.

  3. 3
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Put Bercow against the wall too.


  4. 4
    A Man From Slough says:

    He’s an odious little twerp.

  5. 5
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Ditto the electorate who voted him in.

  6. 6
    Shooty* says:

    Just had the misfortune of listening to a bit of Rachel Reeves on TWAO.

    Dear God.

    ‘Boring snoring’ doesn’t even begin to cover it. What a truly appalling appearance, just repeating ‘the tax payer has been ripped off to the tune of a billion pounds’. Because, obviously, Rachel could have valued the post office corrently, to the penny.

    Two things, if you’re reading this, luv:
    1. The ‘lowest common denominator’ language of ‘rip offs’ which you think will stick in the average simian Labour voters brain is less likely to work with the average Radio 4 audience. Save it for Radio 1Xtra.
    2. If you keep repeating the same thing again and again and again, sentence after sentence, I know you think it’ll stick in said simians’ brains and guide their thinking, but after the 5th repitition, even an Ndubz fan can tell that something’s not right.

  7. 7
    C.O.Jones says:

    But that happened before he met his delectable missus who instilled a bit of class in him.

  8. 8
    Nurse Botha says:


  9. 9
    Typical Socialist says:

    Do as I say, not as I do

  10. 10
    Anon. says:

    Labour storm troopers await Farage in Swansea. #Denny #Denny #Blondie

  11. 11
    Anon. says:

  12. 12
    Evil, its name is Labour says:

    Say what you like about Cameron but at least he’s not malicious. Had Betty Boothroyd ever done that to Blair, within hours there’d have been “leaked rumours” about her being a slut or a closet communist.

  13. 13
    Liar.Politicians says:

    Squeaker Bercow isn’t a hypocrite at all.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Bercow is in the wrong party. The green Party would more suit the loon.

  15. 15
    what's in a name says:

    my dad used to keep those tumbler pigeons as well as racing ones, I probably should google why they did it. Was quite interesting to see a dozen of them tumbling out of the sky. I didn’t know if they were doing it for fun or if they were genetically defective. I was surprised that they could get anywhere.

  16. 16
    still walking into darkness says:

    Snow white she ain’t, except when it’s up her nose that is

  17. 17
    Melons says:

    Tulisa has a cracking pair of melons.

  18. 18
    Funambulist says:

    The SWP 6th Form Union Rep is holding a placard promoting ‘Denny Climate Change.’ Who he?

  19. 19
    Sally says:

    Go easy on John. PMQs is the only time he gets to be in charge. At home he’s a good little cuckold who plays househusband looking after our kids while I go out on the lash and shag loads of black blokes. *innocent face*

    Must dash. Meeting Tyrone and Denzel. *cum face*

  20. 20
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …and what’s “cimate change”?

  21. 21
    Jack Dromey says:

    Wait for me!

  22. 22
    Engineer says:

    Not sure I agree. Dwarf Raving Loony Party, maybe.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    That’s his name, Denny Climate Change. Lefties are far more intelligent than righties and would never not know how to spell a common four letter word.
    Also they only support groups that totally back women’s rights and LGBT rights, like Islamists.

  24. 24
    Baron van Pallandt says:

    Not Mangoes?

  25. 25
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    It’s probably why they stuck to the LGBT acronym rather than attempt the full version…maybe they did and there’s a landfill site in Swansea with all the fail

  26. 26
    Santiago says:

    I’m with Jack tonight, your exhaust will have to be plugged another time, see ya babe.

  27. 27
    Narcissistic rage is an indication of personality disorder says:

    Aim low!

  28. 28
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    For a little guy he makes a lot of noise. Empty vessels ?

  29. 29
    rickshaw man. says:

    kill the truth .
    it is teh all that remains of the day. is it aday or anite. upto u. who am i to care
    care not it is both fat and fit.
    dusk and dawn.
    dawn and dusk
    it is 69.
    the straw is the stick. he is suurounds by the black that is knowledge about the day.
    there is only one day in the one word city state.
    kill the truth with the struture is the truth.
    such that. no one gets told off for knowing protect transparency

  30. 30
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

  31. 31
    Silly Sally says:

    Leave my dwarf alone. He is grumpy.

  32. 32
    Baron van Pallandt says:

    Ta Dave

  33. 33
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    ‘But I haven’t finished…’ : Classic.

  34. 34
    rickshaw man. says:

    rickshaw is proud.
    man is not.
    rickshaw is prejusdiced. it ore judges
    man is prejudiced for it prejudges too.
    rickshaw uis prejudiced. man is prejudiced. wwhat is missing is teh jerk aboiy uu

  35. 35
    jgm2 says:

    Why is that lady pretending to be a muslim? In fact, is it even a ‘lady’? Big hands.

  36. 36
    Wanker Gove and Ofsted don't give a shit about the English says:

    How well are different ethnic groups performing? How do they compare to Local
    Authority and national averages for all pupils?

    2. Are there any gaps in the performance of children from particular ethnic or language groups?

    3. If so, what is the school doing about it, and are there programmes to support the closing of the gaps.

  37. 37
    LBGTory says:

    What are you trying to say?

  38. 38
    Another One says:

  39. 39
    Denny Climatechange says:

    Vote UKIP.

  40. 40
    David Cameron says:

    He’s not Happy.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:


    A Tiller Girl not a slut?

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    It’s usually what women say to Tory boys.

  43. 43
    Sal E Bercow says:

    I have big hands…

  44. 44
    Will you ever die? says:

    Still totally not funny.

  45. 45
    David Alexrod says:

    Is my understanding correct that Mr Bercow is also J*wish?

  46. 46
    The Growler says:

    Poor little chap, I cannot understand why you keep denegrading the little fella Geedes, one of the promised ones at that, besides in that clip he seems to be enjoying himself, you could hardly every see Gordoon enjoying himself.

  47. 47
    C.O.Jones says:

    To answer your questions.
    Firstly, all the stats are out there, if you are so interested then go and have a look you lazy git.
    Secondly, funding for schoolchildren in south London is approx £8,000 per student per year. In somewhere like Sussex it is about £4,500 per student per year. Funding varies by region because different regions have different needs.
    Thirdly, yes there are programs to try to close the gaps.
    And lastly Gove is doing a brilliant job under difficult circumstances and people like you who do not know what they are talking about should educate themselves as to the subject they are so happy to spout on about.

  48. 48
    Mykinos says:

    ……ABFM…..Ass bandits….&……Fuzz munchers?

  49. 49
    The Growler says:

    That’s what Fawkes is doing but he has to bend his knees

  50. 50
    rickshaw man. says:

    second strike commeth.
    father and son need to get together.
    one will dye and the other will be out on his feet.
    time to discover the feet?
    nike, asics or bercow. brroks or brooks shiedl.
    something white with a hint of red…witha antipronation device fitted
    is is u
    i is u

  51. 51
    Gok Wan says:

    Ashamed of your culture and origin ladies?
    Give yourselves a cultural makeover with our headscarf and make up remover kit.
    Don’t just shout about persecuted minorities become one.

  52. 52
    brown-dog says:

    You should read our book called “The Bell Curve” about this subject from quite a while back. It was a portent of the future.

    It was of course labelled “racist” by the usual liberal establishment.

    NB “2. Are there any gaps in the performance of children from particular ethnic or language groups?”

    To turn this question on it’s head, perhaps you should ask – is there a group that out performs the rest of the population and are they over represented in positions of power within the UK.

    If so, does equality and race relations legislation simply further this group’s interests at the expense of the rest of the population?

  53. 53
    derek and the do,inioes says:

    the dominoe effect comes after David.
    feed david is with squeaky voice must be all thos ice lollies
    e is fabfabivkes
    vitamic e.
    ickes is good for you.
    he who cannot access the david in him with a sqeak will live . to break the stich, at the point of laughter, dig the nail in on the side of the stomach,s rib. open the cage this will automatically. grasp the air…no need. the air will grasp you

  54. 54
    Warden Hodges says:

    So What, people like you want exposing

  55. 55
    derek and the do,inioes says:

    tolley from amesham says.
    it is my time for i am a trolley dolly.
    it is evening in mershm

  56. 56
    The Growler says:

    If you remember them you must be an OAP

  57. 57
    Tory Fuckwits Hate the English says:


  58. 58
    Engineer says:

    Will I ever die?

    Undoubtedly, but not for a few decdes yet, I hope.

  59. 59
    Figel Narage says:

    Don’t the Swansea branch of SWP have their own Welsh Language literature to give out? Exactly the same cra@p they were unsuccessfully trying to give out in Bath last night.

  60. 60
    Getreal says:

    North-East Asians?

  61. 61
    catesby says:

    Don’t forget the fact that Labour fixed it so he could get the job just to annoy the Tories. He’s so anti-hisownparty and left-wing these days he makes Scameron look like Enoch Powell. He’s a schmoozing little fart. Ask the dimwit voters in Buckingham why they wanted to keep him.

  62. 62
    Alex the Poorer says:

    “Give it to ‘im Mr Mannering, he don’t like it up ‘im”

  63. 63
    Rabid dribbler says:

    LMS and a disgusting pleb…

  64. 64
    Owen Jones says:

    The wanker can’t even spell climate.

  65. 65
    Joe Bloggs. says:

    They made “Little Boxes” famous. Recently the BBC had it on but by another singer. Perhaps they did not want the Socialist masses to hear it was made famous by Danish aristocracy?

  66. 66
    Joe Bloggs. says:

    Thats Mrs Trellis of Pontypool. Can’t mistake her latest fashion pieces.

  67. 67
    Joe Public. says:

    Like “CRAP”?

  68. 68
    Joe Public. says:

    One has to be PC about this. Height Challenged Very Vocal and Mentally Diminished Party – further revisions are in the pipeline.

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