April 29th, 2014

MPs Want to End Cheap Beer for Our Boys
Taliban Tory Soubry Wants Troops’ Beer Prices Raised

In 1944, at the height of the Second World War, Winston Churchill famously defended the right of Britain’s war heroes to enjoy a pint:

Make sure that the beer – four pints a week – goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.

This afternoon at the Defence Select Committee, Labour MP Madeleine Moon demanded that the alcohol subsidy providing cheaper booze for war heroes serving overseas be scrapped. Moon, who herself takes advantage of parliament’s food and drink subsidy allowing MPs to sink cheap pints on the taxpayer, says that the subsidy at military bars in army bases abroad should be removed. According to Press Association, she said she was given the “fight of my life” when she saw the prices at a base in the Falklands:

“One thing that could be done about alcohol problems in the armed forces is tackling the high level of subsidy in bars in military units – perhaps so they were the same price you would pay in town.”

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Defence Minister Anna Soubry suggested she was open to the idea, saying she wanted to curb a culture of “drinking to the point of oblivion” in the armed forces. Our politicians want themselves to have a taxpayer funded subsidy for their booze, but want to deny the same perk for the soldiers they have sent to war.


146 Comments

  1. 1
    Labour's secret weapon goes on says:

    Sack IDS asap

  2. 2
    C.O.Jones says:

    Can you still smoke in the HoC bars?

  3. 3
    Lefties have no sense of humour says:

  4. 4
    Nigel Evans says:

    You can smoke me any time, duckie!

  5. 5
    Tom Newton BUM says:

    Finger up bottom time :)

  6. 6
    I hope says:

    THIS IS FRONT PAGE IN THE MAIL TOMORROW.

    Yes, I am shouting.

  7. 7
    Another UKIP resignation says:

    UKIP local election candidate who made offensive comments about Lenny Henry – William Henwood – resigns from party

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    The price isn’t subsidised, it is tax free because it is sold out with the UK. What a pair of muppets.

  9. 9
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Great! More votes for UKIP. Hic!

  10. 10
    Oceanographer says:

    What a bitch !

  11. 11
    Anonymong says:

    Another sure fire vote winner – for UKIP.

    I presume Soubry has no problem with the literal oblivion imposed on certain unfortunate members of the armed forces during her failed Afghan campaign?

  12. 12
    Anon says:

    Will Lenny stand down for his anti white jokes throughout his career?

  13. 13
    Another UKIP resignation says:

    But Ricky Gervais got away with saying he’s not funny

  14. 14
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Presumably Statler & Waldorf.

  15. 15
    Sleepless In Kirkcaldy says:

    Er. No. Abolish your own subsidies first and then we can talk about it.

  16. 16
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Underemployed, overpaid, meddling, hectoring, hypocritical, parasitical, finger-wagging fuckwits, the lot of ‘em.

    Good evening.

  17. 17
    Cheggers' character represents most posters here says:

  18. 18
    Bill Quango MP says:

    No. Bloody shame too.

  19. 19
    Godfrey Balloon says:

    I told you … if you let women into the political club the silly sluts would make make life intolerable.

  20. 20
    Frank Carson says:

    Why do so many of you poo poo the idea of anal sex? It’s a cracker! Or, in this case, a crack!

  21. 21
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    Don’t know why you’re bringing up that horrible racist Churchill.

    A man has just been arrested under the race relations act for reading out one of his speeches.

    Horrible drunken old racist, what did he ever do for Britain?

  22. 22
    Hardtalk - BBC News 24 says:

    Tonight: women MPs. Thick or what? On the panel – Emily Thornberry. Maria Miller and that tiny weeny Lib dem one who’s name we have forgotten as she’s so dim.

  23. 23
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Well .. he started that insurance company.

  24. 24
    Chancellor Ed says:

    Who’s cracked?

  25. 25
    Captain Panick says:

    Leave the military beer prices alone. They serve 24/7, in shit conditions, and shit pay.

  26. 26
    Moley says:

    There are times, on the battlefield, when the brain needs anaesthetising.

    The same cannot be said of the daily work of an MP.

  27. 27
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Hypocritical fucking bitches.

  28. 28
    Cinna says:

    They should stop subsidising the HoC bars first.

  29. 29
    The Growler says:

    No for troops in war regions undertaking dangerous battle conditions but yes for those resting their brains in this country or other friendly country, hardly battle conditions. MPs have had their little problems with members of their parties, totally rat and lashing out, strangely weren’t they former armed forces personnel.

  30. 30
    The Growler says:

    Well Nige you know where the burning ember might be shoved

  31. 31
    lojolondon says:

    Cheap beer for MP’s but not for our soldiers?

    Anna Soulbury clearly demonstrates everything that is wrong with affirmative action!

    Time to stick that finger back up, Annie!

  32. 32
    ancientpopeye says:

    I trust the bars of the Commons and Lords will be refusing the subsidies paid by tax payers, which includes the armed forces.
    Not holding my breath, given the bunch of hypocrites therein.

  33. 33
    Welshracer says:

    surely Madeleine Moon had the “fright of her life”

    rather than “fight of her life”…….

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    The only thing to do in The Falklands when based at Mount Pleasant is to have a pint or two. They can right royally fuck off or give people the choice where they want to serve

  35. 35
    The Growler says:

    Why have you got prostate problems worth while for the over forties and over, for 40+ prostate cancer is a very fast killer.

  36. 36
    Ockham's Razor says:

    @CO

    Wrote this yesterday but wanted to refine it. Having dinner with friends tonight at short notice so will just send this off without correction or expansion.

    Have just done an interesting comparison. I started off 1972 and 1975 ICOADS videos running in adjacent tabs and then alternated between them for the duration.

    The differences were for many of the alternations indistinguishable as to volumes and temperatures.

    Now in a sense, that is not remarkable. Had I done that with 1931 and 2013 ICOADS, there would have been vast differences. But running at the same times of the year with years reasonably close, it would have been surprising had there been noticeable changes.

    So where do we see new information? The fixed transmitters and satellites. Why not run a set which only draws from them? It won’t be as visually entertaining but might be instructive in identifying if trends are emerging and compare with just the shipping data (and now land data) to see if, or how, they differ.

    Now thinking seriously about identifying any possibility of anti-selection bias in IPCC/UEA/CRU stats as suggested before. Know this is ballpark to what you have in mind – but there are almost limitless possibilities so it is worth thinking about the best points to start.

  37. 37
    Cinna says:

    Maria Miller implicated in this?

  38. 38
    Bill Quango MP says:

    What was she frightened of?
    The ACTUAL price of booze without government taxation?

  39. 39
    Moley says:

    Locally, a LIb Dem standing as a candidate in the forthcoming elections has been charged with assaulting a child.

    It’s too late for him to be removed from the ballot paper.

    How odd that it was not reported on the BBC or in the national papers.

    I wonder why?

  40. 40
    Conservative says:

    Soubry is a waste of space.

  41. 41
    plantagenet says:

    Disgusting

  42. 42
    Nelson's daughter says:

    The trouble with most MPs these days is that none of them have been in the services and seen enemy action but would deny our troops a cheap beer. The only action MPs seem to get is a punch up in a Westminster bar subsidised by the taxpayer. Throw her into the frontline and let her see what battle stress is, she might even need a drink.

  43. 43
    Gooey Blob says:

    Same old do as I say, not as I do attitude from MPs. It’s disgusting that the taxpayer is still subsidising their booze.

  44. 44
    jgm2 says:

    Problems with alcoholism in troops?

    Don’t you think popping chunks of their mates into bin bags would dr*i*ve anybody to the bottle you stupid jackass?

    In fact don’t you think the reality of being a fraction of a second away from death 24/7 would have anybody reaching for the milk of amnesia?

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Anna Soubry. The sad thing is that she has no idea how dumb she is.

  46. 46
    Cinna says:

    180 degrees opposite to the morons in the HoC.

  47. 47
    The Growler says:

    Isn’t it part of RBS?

  48. 48
    jgm2 says:

    She’d need a fucking nappy.

  49. 49
    Max I didn't know she was under 16 Clifford says:

    Is nothing sacred? They’ll be saying MPs should work for free next

  50. 50
    The Growler says:

    If pay is that bad why do people sign on the dotted line, public school boys want to be officers in the army etc

  51. 51
    nell says:

    +++++++++Laugh+++++++++

    Tell me again about the drink problems of MP’s that have scandalised us for some years now and about the taxpayer subsidised price of alcohol in the mp’s place of work at the HoC and HoL to the point where these ‘honorable’ members have been known to be so drunk they can’t even walk or made so aggressive by over-indulging in the stuff that they pick fights with one another!!!!

    Talk about Hypocrisy!!!

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Claim Ref. No. 0000179096
    MP Anna Soubry
    Financial Year 2012-13
    Expense Category Travel
    Expense Type Public Tr RAIL – RTN
    Amount Claimed £122.00
    Amount Paid £122.00
    Amount Not Paid £0.00
    Amount Repaid N/A
    Status Paid
    Date 15/05/2012
    Journey Type Non-London MP-to/from London
    Journey Leicester to Kings Cross St Pancras
    Short Description 2012.05 PC
    Details EAST MIDLANDS TRAI Passenger Railways
    Travel First

  53. 53
    Captain Kirk says:

    The HoC is on another planet

  54. 54
    Jim says:

    Perhaps she was thinking there was no rationing at the front line and she may become attractive to a Soldier?
    In truth these politicians no Nothing of the people.
    We must all Vote UKIP just for the look on their faces in the morning.

  55. 55
    Churchill Dog says:

    Oh Yes!

  56. 56
    jgm2 says:

    I think the key factor in the ratted lashing out was that you were dealing with a naturally violent person. Ie a member of Scottish Labour.

    A thug twice over before he’d touched a drop.

  57. 57
    Shhhhh says:

    War is fun

  58. 58
    Squaddie says:

    It makes me want to throw up, and not in a nice way.

  59. 59
    Haz says:

    Un-frigging-believable.

    Utter toughing hypocritical scum.

  60. 60
    Thrill Seeker says:

    The solution is to abolish tax on alcohol. There is no tax on marijuana, so why is there tax on alcohol?

  61. 61
    Darth Weevil the Eternally Crazed says:

    Group of unarmed politicians decides to annoy group of heavily armed military personnel…this should end well

  62. 62
    Victoria Nuland & Ann Applebaum says:

    Good to see you back, CO2. I do not agree with your views on the Ukraine but you’re right on this one.

  63. 63
    Spunkmeyer says:

    Because at the end of their time in the armed forces many soldiers leave with trade that they can use in civvy street.

    Are you really this thick..?

  64. 64
    jgm2 says:

    So that Tony Blair will have somebody to fight his wars.

    Also, most of these kids who sign up are from Labour shitholes. Remarkably, they’re the ones with some ambition. The rest of them are content to spend their miserable pointless lives, sitting there with their hands out like some First World cargo cult, waiting for more free stuff to arrive. And voting Labour.

  65. 65
    Bugger off you old bag says:

    I think Soubry fancies herself as some sort of crusading Maggie Thatcher type.
    Shame for her though that she has nothing on Maggie, in fact I think she is a bit of a cùnt

  66. 66
    God says:

    Good evening

  67. 67
    @hateliebour says:

    Have these pair of bats understood what damage they will do to their political parties and their careers, the clamour for the subsidy to the house of criminals will be louder than the contempt they have for those idiots, leave the military out of your shenanigans or find out in 2015 that you’ve been sacked for stupidity.

  68. 68
    Thrill Seeker says:

  69. 69
    Spunkmeyer says:

    Mrs T would have walloped Soubry with her handbag at the slightest mention of such a stupid idea.

    Maggie loved ‘her boys’.

  70. 70
  71. 71
    táxpáyér says:

    There’s not subsidy for the Forces, there’s a cut in the amount extorted with each pint in tax.

    As for parliament, the value of the grounds should massively increase the price of a drink.

    She’s a perfect member of LibLabCon, the nannying hectoring rent-seeking duplicitous skiving parasite.

  72. 72
    táxpáyér says:

    Someone who tackles black racism resigns after a massive media witch-hunt.
    Someone who assaults kids is ignored by the narrativists.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Claim Ref. No. 303171
    MP Anna Soubry
    Financial Year 2013-14
    Expense Category Travel
    Expense Type Public Tr AIR
    Amount Claimed £0.75
    Amount Paid £0.75
    Amount Not Paid £0.00
    Amount Repaid N/A
    Status Paid
    Date 28/08/2013
    Journey Type Recall Parliament MP
    Journey Pisa to Heathrow
    Short Description 2013.10 PC
    Details HILLGATE TRAVEL LT Travel Agencies
    Travel Economy

  74. 74
    táxpáyér says:

    HoC bars should pay a proper rent.

  75. 75
    Let the Hippies and Gas Bags do the F**Kin' Job says:

    We’re all World Citizens and therefor don’t need an Army. We should disband ALL the Military, hug each other and just get-along.

  76. 76
    táxpáyér says:

    +1

  77. 77
  78. 78
    táxpáyér says:

    Dunning Kruger describes most MPs.

  79. 79
    Immer Wieder says:

    For the shit that comes out her mouth or arse?

  80. 80
    Nigel's finger says:

    Soubry looks as though she has a fist up her and enjoys it.

  81. 81
    Ticker says:

    I see that Soubry will be defending a massive majority of 389 at the next election, so this is really the way to enhance her popularity!

    Will be waiting to see the back-tracking comments very soon.

  82. 82
    Hey round the corner yoo hoo says:

    Planet Zog next door along, suggest you seek professional help.

  83. 83
    Cathy Ashton says:

    Ah but dumb works, look at my career!

  84. 84
    Oliver Cromwell says:

    The current Parliament is made up of a thoroughly unpleasant gaggle of timewasters, thieves, posturers, perverts, morons, traitors and nincompoops.

  85. 85
    UKIP says:

    Why doesn’t Dave sack this extremist?

  86. 86
  87. 87
    The CPS says:

    We don’t care about his racism against the English. However, evidemce has come to light of many anti-Irish jokes and other ‘euracism’. Charges should be brought.

  88. 88
    Grooming gangs? What grooming gangs? says:

    Ah, but k!ddie fiddling is not seen as a serious problem by the liblabcon filth.

  89. 89
    The Public says:

    Maria Miller? Hasn’t she been arrested yet?

  90. 90
    Not in my name says:

    Anna, better Google “British Army Nottingham”

    Then issue that “clarification” PDQ

  91. 91
    Mike from Portsmouth South says:

    And that’s just the less unsavoury characters.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    That used to be the case. Alas, probably not so much these days, seeing as civvy street is bursting at the seams with people looking for work in every conceivable trade.

    Probably more a case of ‘Piss off Tommy, get to the back of the queue’.

    Thanks a lot Liblabcon.

  93. 93
    RSM says:

    Yes, after a hard day’s fighting to defend our freedom and democracy, what the army really wants most of all is a nice cooling glass of Cawston Press Cruelty Free Apple and Elderflower Juice to go with our free range organic egg-white omlettes and alfalfa sprout tarlets.

  94. 94
    Jack Ketch says:

    Burn the BITCH (witch). Actually burn them both. Tied to a stake on Parliament Green and doused with subsidised 90% proof spirit from the HoC bar with a ceremonial finger up their bottoms!

    Alternatively, these rancid cows to fly off to Afghanistan before the withdrawal, gather the squaddies around them and then explain that the troops don’t deserve a drink.

  95. 95
    Stella Creasy says:

    This just takes the biscuit.

  96. 96
    Bugger off you old bag says:

    This was the same old cùnt who was positively wetting herself at the prospect of Nick walloping Nigel Farage in the EU debates. Didn’t work out that way, did it, fuckface?

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    The damage is already done. They are now the most despised people in Britain, with good cause I should add.

  98. 98
    Jack Ketch says:

    Anal Sex is recommended by the Liberal Party, The Conservative and Unionist Party and most emphatically by the Lib-Dems. Only today on the BBC’s Daily Politics, Vince Cable criticised UKIP for being against Gay marriage which he considers the most important piece of legislation since the Reform Act of 1832.

  99. 99
    The UK taxpayer says:

    I agree that MPs should stop having their booze subsidised. But so should soldiers. Just because they were stupid enough to join the army, it doesn’t mean they should get cut-price beer.

    They’re not war heroes, they’re idiots.

  100. 100
    Jack Ketch says:

    There are always vacancies for security guards and minders who know how to kill.

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    This makes me really angry and some of the comments do as well. If you didn’t serve you know sh*t. Politicians have an excuse as they are morons but civilian smug comments are just as puerile and show you have sh*t for brains.

    Work hard and play hard. Not everyone gets a medal but lots have bullets aimed in their direction thanks to those ” smart” politicians.

    Put Britain first is supposed to be the ethos of government but it seems we need a “racist” party to articulate that philosophy.

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Still above your level!

  103. 103
    geordieboy says:

    Bar her from all HoC watering holes. Just not good enough for an MP who snouts the trough. Better still send her to Helmund with a water pistol and no basic training.

  104. 104
    Joe Public says:

    +2

  105. 105
    D-r K*e_l^l"y says:

    Let’s hope Farage employs several of them for his personal protection.

  106. 106
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    http://www.westerngazette.co.uk/COUNCILLOR-RESIGNS-Yeovil-s-Peter-Brock-admits/story-21007035-detail/story.html

    COUNCILLOR RESIGNS: Yeovil’s Peter Brock admits he is ‘ashamed’ and ‘embarrassed’ after stealing more than £1,000 from The Royal British Legion

  107. 107
    Bass Manager says:

    Those prices to the Stranger Bar are cheaper than we can sell it to the trade, wish they would subsides it to the common man.

    Our troops deserve all subsides possible.

    Stupid bloody women.

  108. 108
    John Bellingham says:

    Are you talking about Mark Reckless MP for Chatham who was crawling on the floor for an hour and then commenced kicking a door marked “pull” because it wouldn’t open when he pushed it. He was put into a London black taxi to travel home to the Medway Towns at taxpayer’s expense ( about £75).
    Or could it be labour MP, Eric Joyce who cannot smell a beermat without punching out anyone within arms length.
    Maybe it is Nigel Evans, who, with only a dozen gin and tickles, is shoving his hands down the trousers of teenage boys and promising career advancement if they would just open up to him.
    Or maybe its……………………oh, what’s the point.

  109. 109
    Moley says:

    More than 700 words in the article; over a thousand pounds stolen from the British Legion, twenty other offences taken into consideration and;

    Not a mention of which political party he belonged to; (obviously not UKIP)

    Is this Country a Banana Republic where any pretence at electoral probity is laughed off as a complete joke?

  110. 110
    John Bellingham says:

    Army booze is not subsidised. In a mess it is sold at reduced profit and overseas it is subject to reduced ( nb reduced, not nil) duty, just like on your holiday flight. A pint of beer carries 55p duty in the UK (not including VAT) compared to 5p in Germany.
    German beer gardens and bars do well.

  111. 111
    John Bellingham says:

    Sorry, I forgot–Reckless in MP for Rochester–they changed the boundries. The invisible Tracy Football-Coach is MP for Chatham.

  112. 112
  113. 113
    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    It was the fight to get to the bar.

  114. 114
    Rtd Colonel says:

    Always thought the Armed Forces were a not for profit organisation hence mark up on food/beer will be less than the high street resulting in lower prices. Not like Squaddies are that well paid (do they really want to go back to a serfdom system…) Smug sanctimonious twats – poster campaign now please in their constituencies

  115. 115
    Born to Rule says:

    Yes you can. It is not illegal to smoke in the HoP, but after an outcry they decided to make a private rule not to smoke: the same choice that is not given to other private clubs. They can’t be arrested for smoking. No nanny-signs either, I expect.

  116. 116
    Sack Moon and Soubry ! says:

    Well done, Guido, keep up the campaign until they’re sacked, please.

  117. 117
    Truthteller says:

    Who on Earth would fight a war for these troughing pigs?

  118. 118
    Corby says:

    Now now don’t insulting Hunts and fuckfaces by making this comparison.

  119. 119
    Corby says:

    Yes, these harpies cannot even get their facts right.

    however, there is a germ of a good idea there. I am sure that they and all MPS would want to set an example by making the House of Parliament dry. The wine stock could be sold off to reduce the National Debt.

  120. 120
    Ockham's Razor says:

    @CO

    Wrote this yesterday but wanted to refine it. Having dinner with friends tonight at short notice so will just send this off without correction or expansion. Now I found the page changed so reposting.

    Have just done an interesting comparison. I started off 1972 and 1975 ICOADS videos running in adjacent tabs and then alternated between them for the duration.

    The differences were for many of the alternations indistinguishable as to volumes and temperatures.

    Now in a sense, that is not remarkable. Had I done that with 1931 and 2013 ICOADS, there would have been vast differences. But running at the same times of the year with years reasonably close, it would have been surprising had there been noticeable changes.

    So where do we see new information? The fixed transmitters and satellites. Why not run a set which only draws from them? It won’t be as visually entertaining but might be instructive in identifying if trends are emerging and compare with just the shipping data (and now land data) to see if, or how, they differ.

    Now thinking seriously about identifying any possibility of anti-selection bias in IPCC/UEA/CRU stats as suggested before. Know this is ballpark to what you have in mind – but there are almost limitless possibilities so it is worth thinking about the best points to start.

  121. 121
    Kill all lefties says:

    The ignorant, ugly useless slappers should be told to fuck off back into the kitchen, where they belong, and leave the proper work to men. The bitches need some slapping. Then take them out and sohot them in front of their families. With acknowledgments to the One True God, Jeremy Clarkson.

  122. 122
    Anna Soubry says:

    I have never said beer prices or any other alcohol prices should be raised for our servicemen and women. I have never made any comment about alleged subsidies of alcohol for our armed forces. Not sure your headline is libellous but it is certainly not true.

  123. 123
    Blakey says:

    Both Moon & Sowbry should resign. Let the soldiers enjoy their pint, it may be their last.

  124. 124
    Customer says:

    I shan’t be going to SuArts. For one thing the tubes aren’t running

  125. 125
    RichUpNorth says:

    I went to a Lenny Henry gig once. A good evenings sleep guaranteed!

  126. 126
    RichUpNorth says:

    Throw them both in the Thames … see if they float.

  127. 127
    RichUpNorth says:

    “.. teeny weeny Lib Dem one ..” Turnip-head Teather? Isn’t she a funny shape? All lumps and bumps.

  128. 128
    Nick Clegg, Cockroach-in-Chief, Pervs Я Us says:

    If smoking is not illegal in the HoP, does that mean I won’t get arrested if my natural predisposition towards arson should get the better of me while I’m there ?

  129. 129
    B L Zebub says:

    Westminster is the departure lounge to Hell.

  130. 130
    Mark T says:

    Nannying rent seeking duplicitous skivving parasite…says it all in just six words. Brilliant.

  131. 131
    John Tandy says:

    Appalling hypocrisy…..

  132. 132
    Jess The Dog says:

    NAAFI prices and junior rank mess prices weren’t that much less than civvy pubs….the messes are run by members and free to do as they please..Friday night happy hour…..carnage! And those hypocritical MPs can sort their own shit out first.

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    soubry……………..still gurning on after all these years.

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    “Taliban Tory Soubry Wants Troops’ Beer Prices Raised”
    Alternatively, we could air-drop breathalysers into invaded countries. Then have the indigenous population police any infractions, concerned with fighting while under the influence.

  135. 135
    Rob says:

    A couple of companies of soldiers/ex-soldiers should be enough. Gone.

  136. 136
    Inconvenient Truth says:

    You’d get more savory characters in your local clink…

  137. 137
    Inconvenient Truth says:

    Sure, you may go for a few scoops in your Barracks Bar, but be under no illusion, most of the lads and lasses will be hitting the Town so this idea is basically BS. Also, CPLS, WO’s and SGT’s and Occifer’s messes are private members bars, they aren’t open to the public.

  138. 138
    Inconvenient Truth says:

    +3.1415926535897932383

  139. 139
    MTWO-Screenwash Dispensing Extraordinaire says:

    Have you been drinking the windscreen wash again?

  140. 140
    Jesus Christ, you sad bastard says:

    Just let me get this clear: They’re telling our soldiers to face down a bunch of rag heads with Kalashnikovs, but they’re worried about their livers?

    I shouldn’t worry a great deal about drink soldiers. Most pissed soldiers I’ve met talked a lot more sense than sober politicians.

  141. 141
    Pheck UE says:

    Anal sex Recommended? Compulsory in the Libumral party, I thought?

  142. 142
    HarrietHarman`sLoofah says:

    No-one joins the army to get rich, Growler.

  143. 143
    catesby says:

    Lennie Henry is an unfunny tosser!

  144. 144
    catesby says:

    I think politics in this country has now gone beyond parody! Satire is literally dead! An ugly marxist in Labour wants to stop soldiers drinking and she’s backed by an ugly pretend conservative!? Is Lib/Lab/Con on a mission to destroy itself! Let’s hope so.

  145. 145
    Lord Gnome says:

    Labou MP Madeleine Moron

    Corrected your spelling mistake.

  146. 146
    Lord Gnome says:

    £40 000 was stolen from The Royal British Legion at Ibrox Park and nothing happened over that. Must have different laws on that side of the border.


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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