April 29th, 2014

GIF: Nigel Farage Drive By W**ker


  1. 1
    Leftie says:

    Give that man free benefits.

    Well, more of them.

  2. 2

    Probably a nutty UKIP member

  3. 3
    Sarah Millington says:

    I see that UKIP are still dominating the headlines as they are the pre-election polls.


  4. 4
    ATOS says:

    That man with a limp wrist and thus unable to work shall be given a pass!

  5. 5
    Emily Scruntfuttock says:

    Probably a comment on the News channel doing the interview.

  6. 6
    We had to wait until 3.07pm today to laugh at UKIP today says:

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    JH293275709234-027 says:

    You have to hand it to Nige, he is is picking the establishment apart almost single handed.

    No 1000 year lefty social democratic reich for them, waaah! It’s NOT FAIR and everyone is WACIST.

  9. 9
    The Bell End Inn, Bath says:


  10. 10
    Gerbil 7 says:

    Frank Dobson reminds me of George, the ineffectual hippo from Rainbow.

  11. 11
    nell says:

    Give UKJP their due – they are keeping up a high profile in the run-up to the eu election.

    Whilst at the other end of the scale labour seems to have become almost invisible.

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    Moley says:

    If anyone wants to know who the hate filled bigots are in politics, one look at “Comment is free” will sharply inform them.

    “Bigots R Us” would be a better monicker; about 25% of the comments are too unpleasant even for the moderator.

  13. 13
    No friend of Max says:

    “Fuck off Sky News”

  14. 14
    Anonymong says:

    Stuff like that BBC interview and yesterdays ‘UKIP to be officially called racist’ piece in the Graun means the concerted attack effort is starting to run out of steam.

    Net result – lots of embarrassed, frustrated journos and lots of extra UKIP voters.

  15. 15
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Now that EU seems serious about doing the Tobin tax, the CoL and real establishment will be behind Nigel: LibLabCon are officially toast.

    On another note – more to the Guy team and anyone knowledgable – the recent £1.4bn subsidy for Green firms : How many of those are involved in materials research, architecture or urban and infrastructure planning ?

    – Or are they all just energy firms who otherwise are uneconomic to run ?

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    Homosexuality will soon be compulsory under EU regulations says:

    More likely a friend of Nigel Evans with that wrist action.

  17. 17
    jimbo says:

    No one employed by uncle wupert would ever do a dirty trick such as that

    Next you will be saying he runs smear campaigns through his media employees against those political parties he does not like

    Wash your mouth out with soap and water Mr. Guido

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone local know what the building is the idiot is going into?

    Just wondering if there is any clue as to whether or not he is gainfully employed in any way, doesn’t look like he is at work.

  19. 19
    The Bell End Inn, Bath says:

    I hope no one does this to our great leader ED…..!!!

  20. 20
    Figel Narage says:

    Aimed at Norman Smith surely, he was the only w***k*r in that conversation…

  21. 21
    Privatise the BBC says:

    The current edition of The Radio Times has given a whole page to Ed Milliband to attack Call Me Dave.

  22. 22
    Anon says:

    Walcot Street Bath I believe…

  23. 23
    Dave the Bummer says:

    Pinot grigio and bumsex all round!

  24. 24
    Fishy says:

    It’s a smear, Squawk…it’s a smear. Squawk…it’s a smear.

    Anti UKIPpers have got nothing on Farridge’s ability to smear people.

    In the pub a few weeks ago, one mad UKIPper was carrying on, adamant that Cameron refused to give Britain a referendum and it was him who then went signed the Lisbon Treaty. Talk about rabble rousing.

    Nigel Farage, the Homer Simpson of British politics. Vote Farage, get MORE Europe

  25. 25
    Hideously White says:

    Isn’t that man the new BBC Director General?

  26. 26
    Jim says:

    That’s new for the BBC. Up till now they have only been Broadcasting the Wace Card.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Try ‘The Bell’

  28. 28
    Mad Men Episode 3 says:

    He’s a tosser….thats what the BBC does all day long. And they all look alike….like tossers, apparently?

  29. 29
    Moley says:

    Will somebody break their vow of silence and tell us what threats or inducements are being used to encourage the anti-ukip campaign?

    It needs to be public knowledge.

    We need to know who is behind it and why; because quite frankly, it’s an affront to democracy and it has very marked and unpleasant totalitarian overtones.

  30. 30
    The Bell End Inn, Bath says:

    Yes cum try us :)

  31. 31
    Hideously White says:



    You’re not Ed Balls are you? Or Axe the Rod?

  32. 32
    Winston says:

    He’s attending the BBC West remuneration committee.

  33. 33
    Will says:

    Comment is free canbe really funny as it defends into parody. You see the comments in relation to max Clifford the usual compassion towards convicts goes out of the window. No mercy there, but prisoners not allowed to vote the government are the spawn of the devil but max Clifford let him rot, 10 years hard labour etc .

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    A Thief in the Night says:

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    Hear ! Hear ! says:

    Following the verdicts, Clifford – who was very active in Surrey and involved with many charity and fundraising events – was promptly removed as a patron at Woking & Sam Beare Hospices and Shooting Star CHASE.

    Lingfield-based charity Young Epilepsy has also confirmed that Clifford’s position as a vice-president at the organisation would be terminated.

  36. 36
    DerrIn Brown Full Time Wanker on C4 and criminal leech says:

    *Fap! Fap! Fap! I love you Nigel. *Fap! Fap!Fap!

  37. 37
    Winston says:

    He’s going round the Country doing public meetings and engaging with the public. It’s a way of bypassing the biased media and demonstrating the difference between the peoples’ party and the establishment parties.

  38. 38
    DerrIn Brown Full Time Wanker on C4 and criminal leech says:

    The truth will out!

  39. 39
    The real thing, with a much better ending.. says:

  40. 40
    C O (Ξ7r1) says:

    Fabian society must be in there, as are the idiots at Tavistock place who are witnessing their reason for funding being destroyed.

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    Jim says:

    You must have missed the UKIP lady on the Daily Politics today. They actually asked some real political questions and received good straight answers in return. After the show the WBBC1 went straight back onto the Wace Card.

  42. 42
    DerrIn Brown Full Time Wanker on C4 and criminal leech says:

    An UGLY w@nker!

  43. 43
    Socialism is theft says:

    I think he was giving the sign to the BBC camera crew.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

  45. 45
    Village Idiot says:

    Barbara Roche, chair of migration matters, full on attack on UKIP,using the racist tag….
    The “lefties”have deemed “The Truth” is racist!…

  46. 46

    He must have been practicing to use the pen rather than a black crayon .

  47. 47
    The Public says:

    No threats are needed. All that has happened is the mask has slipped and the gloves have come off. These people got to where they are in the media and polticis IN ORDER to behave like this. They are the enemy within.

  48. 48
    Labour are the nasty party says:

    The tosser with the wrist action does not look the sharpest knife in the drawer.

  49. 49
    Mornington Crescent says:

    You should see the bedwetters in CiF today; it’s the first time I’ve been there for ages but I couldn’t resist it, given the Graun’s lead story today.

    Naturally, they’re all sneering that UKIP is indeed wayycist and bigoted. Not one single coherent argument as to why they think that, of course. ‘Cos they just are. So, “ner”. The kind of thing I came out with, aged 5.

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    Thunk about it says:

    Whether left or right there is one thing we should all be able to agree on.
    In the short time this obsession amongst our political parties to dominate the middle ground came to pass this country has mostly been fighting disastrous wars abroad and has had the worst recession since the 1930’s.

    Is polarisation in politics really such a bad thing?

  51. 51
    Dave the Bummer says:

    I must admit we are running out of slurs.
    Dropping litter and farting in church is all we have left to sling.

  52. 52
    JH-2133253141245 says:

    I was very impressed with the woman from UKIP who was on Question Time a few weeks back… you could see the lefties were bitterly disappointed she wasn’t just some obvious loon.

  53. 53
    A Fine Pair of Lungs & I can prove it! says:


  54. 54
    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

  55. 55
    @hateliebour says:

    You had too much taxpayers brandy at luncheon today or have you just lost the plot.

  56. 56
    Uncle Fester says:

    As it happens this is a shame the discontentment with the Lib/Lab/Con is so widespread now that UKIP just keeps getting more support

    This despite the fact that Teflon Nigel is coming under huge biased attacks from every section of the media inc Guido ( shame on you G) hearteningly the Electorate can see it for what it is and sickened by it

    Yes I shall be voting UKIP in the Euros and forthcoming GE I wont be voting Tory again anytime soon but I dont see Farage as a Leader

    What does that tell you as it baffles me

  57. 57
    C.O.Jones says:

    He is the hardest working politician in the UK. Gets very little media coverage for it as well. The media are only concentrating on him now due to the success he has gained over years of hard work in getting his message across.

  58. 58
    Scruff the dog says:

    Where’s Ian Dale when you need him,he would have took the bloke down.

  59. 59
    My EU Allowances says:

    Nothing will change…as usual ?

  60. 60
    Leon Britain says:

    Make sure that ghastly man stays away from me.

  61. 61
    HS2 says:

    harris hoodle toodle woodle.
    harris hoodle.
    chav chav chav.
    fucku chav.
    .amersham, amersham, amersham.
    kohinoor ki kerrare.
    i am tongue twister.
    i raise my tongue.
    right thumb left thumb.
    fuck u.
    arbi is for arabs,
    double rers.
    roll my toungue.
    pull my muscle.
    why all is in the jaw and the space that is wild as it is empty is at the roof of the mouth. french kiss, scottish one.
    eagle eagle fly away. judder judder.
    but why do you return to my leather. who doesn,t want easy then.

  62. 62
    I'm always down the Pub making stuff up says:

    Not ‘the bloke down the pub’! Did he have a hair cut and wear trousers? because if he did, he could be the same one who was down our local pub last year!

  63. 63
    McMental writes like a child and spells dead soldier's name wrong says:

  64. 64
    @hateliebour says:

    If UKIP do well in the EU next month, it’s gonna hurt a lot of British MEPs, all that troughing lost to someone else, what are they going to do, I think we should start a charity for destitute MEPs, I start it off with what I believe these MEPs are worth 2p.

  65. 65
    The Bell End Inn,Yarmouth says:

    Yes Yes but what is a ‘costh of lithin criwisth’?.

  66. 66
    51m0n C0w311 says:

    Really D3rr1n?

  67. 67
    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony enjoying the utter panic says:

    ‘What’s that creaking Dave’

    ‘Think it’s the ceiling Ed, it’s just about to cave in’

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    So he’s going into a pub at 1 in the afternoon. Figures.

  69. 69
    tigerowl says:

    How about the UKIP MEPs turning up for a change. THEY are doing exactly what you are saying, taking the money and doing nothing.
    The man in the background says it all. A party that is full of them. Supported by many others.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    He’s just letting us know how he spent the morning.

  71. 71
    @hateliebour says:

    Sadly or not, the LibLabCon are the ones who have done all the damage, they haven’t been true political parties since 1997, they have lied and cheated the public for years, the public has found out, they have never asked people what the problem is all they have done is threatened to use the law to make people vote, they use think tanks to tell them what we want but never ask the public, they never engage the public, until they need them to vote, after they couldn’t give a damn, well the public hopefully will fail them and vote for a party that may or may not be brilliant but has that bit of hope.

  72. 72
    Nigel Farage says:

    Solidarity. Always.

  73. 73
    The Public says:

    The imposition of illegal taxes is a good enough reason to leave the EU immediately.

    No referendum is necessary, but if he wants to hold one in a couple of weeks time, I see no reason why Dave can’t do that.

  74. 74
    Gerbil 7 says:

    Agreed. Not only is he busy, he’s busy with real activity.

  75. 75
    Minuteman says:

    No Tobin taxation without referendum

  76. 76
    MEP says:

    After ten years wrangling the EU parliament are very close to creating a law which will make it cheaper for a fat bloke in speedo’s to roam around a Spanish swimming pool with a mobile phone stuck to his ear.
    Important work which proves how relevant we and our parliament are don’t you agree?
    Shame Nigel doesn’t share our views or bothers to vote on these important matters.

  77. 77
    EmPee says:

    Shurly a manifestation that can be enthusiastically delivered to all party leaders; more so that t–s pot Nick Smeg, Smug or whatever her name is. Chilled amontillado please nurse.

  78. 78
    @hateliebour says:

    Shame you haven’t thought about putting two and two together and told us some Northern Ireland MPs used to do the same thing.

    I’am happy to be a fruit loop, it’s our only chance of getting rid of the trash in the HOC, as you seem to be a brainwashed part of the LibLabCon tribe get used to it, you lot have failed and failed badly, so much even your kids and grand kids if you have any will still be paying.

  79. 79
    Aemart says:

    The guy behind pretending to be on the phone looks pretty dim as well. Is he ‘security’?

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    Will the last person left in UKIP turn out the lights says:

    UKIP are being embarrassed day after day. Here’s the latest BBC smear

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    JH-2133253141245 says:

    All this is backfiring spectacularly, it’s so un-British. Don’t they realise that trying to label them as racist has just increased their poll performance?

    We don’t like being told what to do, we don’t like bullies, and in particular we don’t like sanctimonious metropolitan lefty arseholes who think they know best.

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    expat says:

    I could probably let you have a jerycan of petrol for them.
    Maybe even one for ‘tigerowl’ too who seems to be suffering more than most. ;)

  83. 83
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Well said that man, all the lefty tos* pots scared sh*tless by the truth.
    Lets have more of it.
    For everyones sake PLEASE vote UKIP.

  84. 84
    @hateliebour says:

    Camoron lost it a couple of years ago when he pretended to dislike the EU but ended up showing his true EU colours, he tried to have it both ways, he lost both ways, until the real Conservatives show up and get rid of Camoron , Camorons Conservatives have no chance.

  85. 85
    Gerbil 7 says:

    If there are a lot of UKIP MEPs elected next month, I fully expect them to turn up far more often to create merry-bloody-hell.

  86. 86
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Cripes !

  87. 87
    @hateliebour says:

    I thought the CiF commentary was brilliant yesterday, never read how so many so called in touch people were way way out of touch, the hate was unbelievable even for a bunch of left wingnuts, instead of turning a discussion in a left wing newspaper to the left’s advantage,they turned it into rights and UKIPs advantage, by their hate and stupidity.

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    AllezBath says:

    That’s outside The Bell, on Walcot Street, which he’d just been asked to leave. As it’s a communally owned crusty pub where the hunt sabs meet, whoever suggested it as a suitable venue probably needs to have a long hard think about the choice.

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    the hitch says:

    Simon Towell has had to put his latest project on the backbummer

    “Brittons got young talent”

    Its no wonder politicians are always banging on about youth

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    Anonymous says:

    Well said & precisely so @ 71;they are only concerned with keeping their hold on power to enhance their personal wealth.
    Hopefully the voting public have seen through them & will give them a good kick in the teeth in both the May election & the GE.

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    Rogered Helmet says:

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    Jeremy Kyle says:

    Looks like someone who has just done a paternity test on my grotty show.

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    @hateliebour says:

    Was it “a” or was it “the”, come back when you have found out as Lenny Henry is from Dudley that’s in the “Black Country” .

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    the hitch says:

    At least our Nige is a red blooded male , who loves to chase a bit of skirt

    Britain may have its knockers PHWoar !!!
    But we can lead the world again in things , an export drive of Roma Gypos and Africans would be a good start

  95. 95
    The People's Army says:

    Try again, Scum, we’re only 3 points clear.

  96. 96
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Was Farage’s bodyguard holding the door for this guy?

  97. 97
    Tom Newton BUM says:


  98. 98
    the bitch says:

    Roger probably takes his tea like his men

  99. 99
    Fishy says:

    Squawk. UKIP parrots squawking today, posting their heavily edited misleading videos. Squawk. LibLabCon…squawk.

    Smear…smear…pieces of eight.

    UKIP a party of liars, built on a lie, led by a lie.

  100. 100
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Expelling two extremists? What’s the fuss then?

  101. 101
    Ken Clarke says:

    Black boys are my cup of tea, or cofee with lots of cream mmmmmmmmmmmmm

  102. 102
    Fishy says:

    You can’t post that here. The KIPpers wont like it (unless you photoshop Cameron’s head on Brown’s shoulders)

  103. 103
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Is that Norman Smith the brother of the late Cyril Smith? If so, he appears to have worn well.

  104. 104
    Atypical labour voting council house scumbag says:

    I approve of this Taliban tax , them muslims should pay for my ciggies,cider and primark account

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Good ‘ol Norm from the BBC must have chosen!

  106. 106
    ukip with dogs you get fleas says:

    Why is there a sooty in a hoodie in the ad next to the comments?

    On his shirt t says
    “awaiting instructions”

    OK Heres one

    Go back to where you belong

  107. 107
    You are the sunshine of my life says:

    You’ll find that (and has been common knowledge for a long while) ex-BNP and EDL members are banned from holding UKIP membership. They lied to gain membership, hence were not really ‘Members’ anyhow. But hey, as they say ‘Trying to smear UKIP is like trying to wipe your arse with a crisp packet’.

    As that World-renowned orator once said “”There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

  108. 108
    Nonbeliever says:

    I believe it’s the media, the politicos, the politicians, the spin doctors et al. They can see their ‘industry’ being threatened and they don’t like it up ‘em.

    Look at the shock they all got when having to backtrack after the first Farage/Clegg debate – which they called wrong. Maybe it was a good lesson in how WE think, instead of their bubble chums

  109. 109
    A lawyer trying to be helpful says:

    Did we have Viagra in the period 1960 to 1980 ?

  110. 110
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    “UKIP a party of liars, built on a lie, led by a lie.” said the tribal Tory.

    Satire dies once again.

  111. 111
    Joe Bloggs. says:

    Probably a bbc activist judging by what I saw on TV from Andrew Marr this lunchtime in the pub.
    Marr went on and on and on and on over Farage to the extent that some people having a quiet drink stated that at this level of bias and acrimony that might vote for Farage.

  112. 112
    Homer says:

    Could not have put it better myself

  113. 113
    Just Saying. says:

    Most of the papers now do not have a comments section. Can it be that they do not agree with the messages their readers give?

  114. 114
    Funambulist says:

    Here’s a Fishy for Mister Slater’s Parrot…See him off, please.

  115. 115
    Just Saying. says:

    Reminds me of the BBC attacks on Thatcher, especially their muppet show which went totally wrong, and she loved the programme.
    Wisdom and left wingnuts do not mix.

  116. 116
    Joe Bloggs. says:

    Whoops – it was Norman Smith but they look and talk alike

  117. 117
    broderick crawford says:

    He’ll get Brewers Droop if he does that continuously…

  118. 118
    broderick crawford says:

    it stops at 2.23 just when he was relating about B.F being wired up for the CookReport .

    What happpened ?

  119. 119
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Won’t break up the bbc…gets mote flak as he approaches the target. Media disappointed that there wasn’t a riot in Bath tonight.

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