April 28th, 2014

WATCH: Gogglebox Verdict on Axelrod

The British public meets David Axelrod:

“I don’t care if they brought over the bleedin’ showgirls of Vegas they’re not gonna make him any more popular…”


  1. 1
    Cynic says:

    You will not change that because that is a prat


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    Plonker Alert says:

    An Axelrod and a wingnut reunited.

  3. 3
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Axelrod has a transmission problem.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Poor Axelrod, he has never heard of the Peter Principle.

  5. 5
    Silent Majority says:

    The British have spoken.

    Labour can hire anyone they like but Ed Miliband is an electoral liability. Labour thought Gordon Brown was a good idea.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Wait till they bring us Milibandcare.

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    Moley says:

    Most of the punters in the clip were under the impression that the leader of the Labour party is David Miliband.

    Not a good start.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    What’s that then?

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    UKIP says:

    Ed, you can’t.

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    I can imagine them actually using that says:

    Ed We Can

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    Anonymous says:

    I think he said twat

  12. 12
    Antonia De Sancha says:

    Remember me?

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    PC 99 says:

    Puce was, indeed, the last word.

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    That'll work says:

    David Axelrod needs Max Clifford

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Nothing to be concerned about Gordon, it doesn’t apply to the Labour Party.

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    Anonymous says:

    UKIP has not hired a expensive P.R.man. UKIP does not need to do so.UKIP has policies which appeal to the public. When UKIP has won the European election it will focus on the Parliamentary election in 2015. Look forward to the manifesto.LibLabCon. say that UKIP has no experience in running a country. UKIP can do no worse than the awful governments we have had for the last seventeen years. UKIP supporters- hold firm all the way.

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    To the Max says:

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    Yaah! says:

    Incredibly posh couple in that clip.

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    Mandelson says:

    Peter has no principles

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    YepBlowing Whistles says:

    Of old but – SC and BW would of course probably agree that The cliff dung heap will probably attempt to assert / use some of his hidden ‘leverage / evidence on those higher up the tree than him’ ‘on appeal’ …

    Any takers and by the way

    i love that quote by maggie on yesterday’s last blog – its the content of her quote which tickles me …

    Here it is

    Maggie “If they attack you personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.”

    The irony of it is Priceless.

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    Physician Heal Thyself says:

    All those times he told people what to say on the steps of courthouses and when it comes to his own situation, words fail him.

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    Not in my name says:

    Yes, slight problem that. Almost like he does not exist….

    But Axlegrease has a bigger problem.

    It is very difficult to polish a turd. Any turd.

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    @hateliebour says:

    Let’s wait until May 23rd to gloat, UKIP will hit the LibLabCons where it hurts, the stone is rolling and can’t be stopped unless we have an uncivil wa r, I wouldn’t put it past this load of LiblabCons to have one just to keep their troughing rights.

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    Leon Brittan says:

    Catch me!

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    Time for a Ukicking says:

    I thought that too, but either fits.

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    Just what gives this arsehole the right to ‘appear’ outside the court ,he’s now a convicted criminal,and therefore should be either banged up or have the decency to scuttle of into hiding to await his sentence ,who do these so called celebrities think they are?

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    Time for a Ukicking says:

    Fantastic Q & A

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    LabourNutter says:


    “Ed we can!”

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    Don't give a shit about UKRAP, LieBore or the Limp Dumbs says:

    The problem with the UKRAP trolls on here is they are like the blind skunk.

    They’ve fallen in love with a fart.

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    Slave Labour! says:

    Desperate Dan joins the two faced Labour Party.

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    William 'not up the 'arris' Hague says:

    It’s OK if they do, I’ll cover it up. Again.

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    Pansy Jones & Patsy Straw says:

    Labour loser!

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    YouGoy Polling says:

    14% of respondents had heard of Ed Miliband.
    Of those 14%;

    43 % thought he was David Miliband
    22% thought he was Ed Balls
    5% thought he was Mr Kipling

    Of the 30% who correctly identified Ed Miliband as leader of the Labour party

    9% thought him ineffective
    12% thought he was Tony Benn’s son
    52% thought he was a total weird0

    and 25% refereed to him in a vernacular slang used to describe a ladies private parts.

    The remaining 2% thought he was doing a very good job.

    The margin of error is 2%

  34. 34
    Just Saying says:

    Be very afraid of Balls Up Economics.

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    What percentage mistook him for Bernie Winters?

  36. 36
    Tony Bliar - add your own epitaph. says:

    Farage reminds me of myself. I am just a regular guy and I had a huge fan mail and a troupe of groupie Blair babes.

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    The Runes reveal the number 35. says:

    He is here to sell Ed to the public. Which is just as well as Labour have nowt to sell the electorate.

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    Just Saying says:

    The woman is his daughter.

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    The prophets says:

    No future with Labour!

  40. 40
    Leon Brittan says:

    6am on a beach in Brighton again?

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    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Ed is weak!

  42. 42
    Owen Jones says:

    Call me Patsy.

  43. 43
    Ed Axel Rodding says:

    “Now guys, altogether, Can We Do It”

    “No We Can’t ”

    By the way old chap, what are we supposed to be doing ?

  44. 44
    Ed Axlegreased for Sale says:

    All depends how much he’s asking,

    Can’t see him making a prophet on Bargain Hunt.

  45. 45
    Ed Axlegreaser says:

    or Bernard Bresslaw.

  46. 46
    Blair Twitch Project says:

    It would appear that the aforementioned Max Clifford was an enormous fanny male, m’lud.

  47. 47
    Len Vermilion says:

    UKIP are a bunch of spastics.

    I’m voting Labour and so is my dog.

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    Tomorrows headline says:


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    David Miliband says:

    Does Dave Axelrod know he’s not working for me?

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    Ah! the law does an ass says:

    If only Max had a bigger prick……

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    Mob Bunkhouse and the Golden Rivet says:

    Or one of Bernie’s badly shot bolts.

  52. 52
    D Axelrod says:

    Jesus H Christ on a fucking pogo stick! I just met the guy I’m supposed to ‘unweird’. Not doable. No way José. I’ll take their dough anyway.

  53. 53
    David Axelrod says:

    You are joking right?

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    @hateliebour says:

    Good for you, it’s nice to know millionaires who give most of their money in tax to help those poor people who can’t get off their own ar5es to go to work.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    To be fair, you can see Ed as a cabinet member, maybe at DEFRA or DCMS but you wouldn’t put him in one of the great offices of state. As LOTO he is well out of his depth and PM? You’re taking the proverbial…

    Three words sum up Labour at present: clueless, rudderless, hopeless.

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    Memory Man says:

    Or Bernie the Bolt?

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    A Labour Voting Thicko says:

    I’d vote for Axelrod if he is standing in Poosley & Rotcock.

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    Podiceps says:

    They think Axelrod is a Miliband-Aid. But he’ll come unstuck.

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    McCluskey's Mastercard says:

    Who is paying for this yanky cocksucker?

    Get in line lad and open up a account with our Unity soon 2 be Busted Bank and get a bung from your werkin class buddies.

    nudge nudge wenk wink w@nk!

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    The Green Fairy says:

    When Axelrod speaks of a ‘campaign to become PM’, is he aware that we don’t elect PMs in the UK?

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    Fishy says:

    Watch the encounter Miliband had with a Scotchman on Saturday…Scotty says Miliband has a cheek coming ‘up here’ speaking for the Union, Miliband instead of walking up to him and engaging him, just walks quickly away, sneering…laughing at the bloke, just as any self important, elitist, Hampstead Heath socialist would do.

    What a patronising out of his depth loser, Miliband is. He lacks the emotional intelligence to understand and engage with anyone other than the rarefied Marxist elite that he mixes with.

    The only purpose that the working class have, is to give Miliband his votes.

    And the twat calls Cameron ‘out of touch’.

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    Gary Lineker says:

    Or Bernie Taupin

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    ConRod 'Dave' says:

    I, as a super PR Person could advise him on how to get his message accross

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    Ed 'fliperty' Balls says:

    One hundred and tenty percent of MPs called Balls think Ed Balls should be shadow leader.

    When the wider ‘MPs called Balls/Cooper’ are polled the response drops to
    fifty- fivety percent

  65. 65
    Gordon Brown says:

    I thought I was A Good Idea !

    It was The Right Thing To Do !

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    Cabinet makes and carpenters says:

    We can’t see him fitting in.

  67. 67
    Vadid Axelrod says:

    We will sell the Ed Miliband crisis to the voters.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Separatist Deputy “Mayor” in Slavyansk Caught with $19k & Encryption Equipment on Return from Moscow

  69. 69
    Spunkmeyer says:

    Bernard Matthews..?

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    nell says:

    that will be a cheap band aid – the sort that never sticks

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    Anonymous says:

    He who lives by the pork sword etc etc.

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    Simon Bowell's Talent Show says:

    Boo and bugger off.

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    nell says:

    As with all things political it is us the taxpayer who foots the bill.

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    Abu Hamster says:

    PBUH, infidel.

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Gordo the Irrelevant reached his position of incompetence before he started.

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    Lazy Telegraph journo says:

    Spastics, you say? That’s tomorrow’s lead.

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    Little Lord Hodges says:

    I thought they’ kicked me out.

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    nell says:

    militwit’s ‘s not really material for high government of any sort. He would maybe be good in Brussels drafting eu regulations for the control of rye flour in bread making.

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    Pookie snackumberger says:

    He was walking like he had said ‘sword’ up his arse, either that or he had just shit himself.

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    Labour's Muddle classes says:

    He is the New Messiah.

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    Giggles n sh1ts says:

    Probably brought his family along for the usual show of support and celebrations after a not guilty verdict.


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    Alastair Campbell ~The Anti-Christ says:

    Ah reckon yawn lad is fair to middlin’.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    What won O’bama the election ?

    It was certainly not Axelrod.

    It was that a very large segment of the US electorate could no bring themselves to vote for either him, or the Mormon. Even then the result was iffy, the majority being about the size of the error margin on the vote count.

    If Axelrod can get Ed into some US style election campaign vids – maybe dress him in US football kit and throw him in for touchdown, whack him with a baseball bat or something, then this will have been worth while.

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    Nick Clogg says:

    That’s what was said. However 10,000 a min is simply not true.

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    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    What a c’unt.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Yes weA ken

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    Ach says:

    Axelstein is really here more to push GB’s armed forces into fighting for Is rael again and getting us Go y to buy expensive gas from their firms instead of Russia.

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    YepBlowing Whistles says:

    So tonight campers the spineless will once again be given an opportunity to show yet again how spineless they are when they are ‘whipped’ to bludge through the HS2 thingy. They will more than likely also prove their worth or should that be worthlessness when it comes to doing the will of the public and of course will undoubtedly show yet AGAIN that their spinelessness is because they are in reality bludging through anohter EU diktat.

    Those who ‘Smear’ really do expose themselves as having nothing left of any defensible argument while they scrape at the bottom of the barrel.

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    nell says:

    I don’t think americans like axelrod understand disaffected British voters .

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    Mavis philofferbergerarskn says:

    Mr Axelrod’s secretary.

    Sorry.. I thought it was the other Miliband. The one we met in New York. I thought you could conceivably UN weird him.

    I had no idea he was the jock one of the two brothers.

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    Anonymous says:

    40 tweets a min. This debate is being broadcast all over Europe!

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    Giggles n sh1ts says:

    Surely not, Mr Snowden (who isn’t really an FSB agent) confirmed with Mr Putin that Russia doesn’t spy on anyone.

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    Aardvark says:

    Don’t you have any friends?

    Don’t you have anything better in your life than conspiracy theories about J*ws?

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    YepBlowing Whistles says:

    i believe there is a spineless crustacea meeting in the capital tonight – where the spineless may once again prove themselves to be as such. It’s a High Spineless finger Two them all.

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    YepBlowing Whistles says:

    Has anyone suggested to axel that he would do wonders if he asked Ed to do some photoshots with an all girl Hockey team?

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    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    Will the CPS seek retrial on the count which the jury could not return a verdict on ???

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    Spunkmeyer says:

    Why the fuck would i want to hear anything that froths forth from that fucking douche nozzel…?

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    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    Ed + Ice Hockey.

    Now – I like the cut of that gib.

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    The Labour Party are patronising treasonous cunts who should be held to account with a rusty bayonet says:

    Vote for wee Ed, and get 2 Eds
    Worse than no Ed at all.
    A vote cast for Labour’s lost cause
    Is a vote for 4/5ths of fu€k all.

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    Vasquez says:

    He reminds me of a two bit, newbie lieutenant I used to know.

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    John Bull (British Bulldog) says:

    Yes, yes, this is all very well, but how is reclining on the sofa watching television going to save our great United Kingdom?

    The clarion call has sounded.

    The moment of decision and destiny is nigh.

    Our foes are licking their lips at the prospect of a diminished and disunited Britain.

    Time for British patriots to rally to the cause.

    142 days to go. Tick, tock, tick ,tock…

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    The Labour Party are patronising treasonous cunts who should be held to account with a rusty bayonet says:

    Ice hockey has a very high incidence of on ice related brain damage.
    With Ed, who would be able to tell?

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    President Drone says:

    Actually I won comfortably.
    The crazy tea party wanted to be to the right of the Islamists. So I won easily.

    You guys have your own looney tunes party, right? Maybe they could team up?
    Teapots and fruit cakes. Very English

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    In English, if possible ?

  107. 107
    Axelrod comes offering Coffee says:

    What do you do. Chuck in the harbour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  108. 108
    cambridge don says:

    i am a fucker.
    my son watched lion king with me and a bipolar chap in cambridge and he shouted loudly at a certain instance whilst watching the movie at the cinema.
    i am a fucker, are you?
    we all need a bridge pdq as the world has twisted 90degrees. a 90 degree turn. a bridge is needed to bridge the gap. did you a problem with the neighbour or a pulled nerve in leg in the past 24 hours. no worries whatever has seemed a bit excessive…now think… pull back and approach a 3 party to help.
    i am a fucker. to meet the other fucker across the road .. we bth have to turn 90 degrees. no choice. the global energy has a taken a turn, always for the better though may nt feel so. so simpify, simplify, simplify. there is no solution at present without a 3 rd party help.
    …..cam…..bridge… fuck…da.

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    Hamspam Chowder says:

    Caught snippets of news on TV, broadcasting graphic details of how the religion of piss is effecting change in Syria and Egypt. Feeling a tad smug that I’m living in the UK, skiving on benefits.

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    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    Thank you.

    Next ?

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    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    Ed can be the puck.

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    Spunkmeyer says:

    He types his posts with a head wand whilst wearing a Batman costume.

    Can’t be easy.

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    Mrs. Ball-Scooper, TRIPLE FLIPPER says:

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    Bosun Higgs says:

    No technology that really works needs a subsidy.

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    Head of CIA site seeing in Kiev says:

    Just shows you can’t trust anyone these days.

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    Axlegrease the Third says:

    Willie wee, er..have I got that right?

    Hi,yea, listen up.

    This Milliband, I thought it was Davey not this Gimp. I don’t see anything I can do here, the guy is a fuckin dork.

    Let’s call it off, I’ve a reputation to keep. So it’s no we can’t.

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    Mozzarella Watch says:

    They are getting a fuckin pasting. MSM nice and quiet but the Beeboids are making syr’ia noise again. Don’t tell General Hague.

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    Sir Cyril P. Ervert says:

    Shouldn’t he be helping police with their inquires?

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    The Labour Party are patronising treasonous cunts who should be held to account with a rusty bayonet says:

    Good idea – he can puck off. :)

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    What percentage mistook him for Snorbitz?

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    Banned says:

    Max Clifford needs to axe his rod

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    The Labour Party are patronising treasonous cunts who should be held to account with a rusty bayonet says:

    What’s that picture of Yvette’s cock doing in the middle of the Labour pianist’s name?

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    Mars Attacks! says:

    No, actually I’m Saggitarian.

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    Anonymous says:

    True, Ed Miliband is not slick and glossy. Then again, nor is he superficially attractive. Does the British public REALLY want another Phony Tony?

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    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

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    Anonymous says:

    “He’s never going to be that, because that’s a twat”

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    Ach says:

    Ah, you want proof!:
    Here you are:


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    Spunkmeyer says:

    Yeah, i’m really convinced…….

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    D@vid Kelly says:

    So would you lot want the likes of old Snake Oil Blair to return? Wait 45mins before replying – but try not to sex up your answers.

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    JH293275709234-027 says:

    Chipolata more like.

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    M­a­qboul says:

    Google links to conspiracy nutjobs constitutes “proof”. LOL

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    preese do. says:

    A rare zebra-donkey breed called ‘Zonkey’ was born on Saturday at an animal reserve in Florence, Italy. The newly born Zonkey, born to Jade (donkey) and Martin (zebra), has been named Ippo.
    so say hello to.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Who are you calling Labour’s penis ??

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    Aardvark says:

    Don’t you have anything better to do with your life than visit conspiracy websites.

    Here you are, in a free country, and all the privileges of Western life. And you spend your time on a J*wish hate site.

    You must be a sad man.

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    adult day services says:

    It’s dirty work, but some dumb fuck has to do it.

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    Dennis the Con aka McShane says:

    Call me Max, I can help.

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    Kerry K's expose will be in Hello next week, netting her another £5 to blow says:

    Yes please, oh yessssssssssssssss.

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Rod tries to help a tool.

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    the genuine puck says:

    Lord, what fools these mortals be!

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    Fabians and paid trolls are Evil says:

    Axelrod had Marxist parents and is infamous for his unfounded smear tactics and brutal negative attacks – this forthcoming election is going to get dirty VERY dirty.

    If the BBC and axelrod get together they could easily paint Mother Teresa as a sadistic whore – So Dave you had better get your bunker ready!

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    Gob is great says:

    I had naively supposed that paid EU troll-dom was just a bit of banter, chucked around on various blogs but lookee here:


    I wonder what the money’s like.

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    Gilbert Pinfold says:

    He reminds me of a drippy сυпt

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    Idle thought says:

    Or a Berni Inn?

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    Ach says:

    The Hasbara Goons are out in force!
    We must be telling uncomfortable truths or they wouldn’t be doing so much desperate sluring, libeling, distracting and obfuscating!

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    Axlegrease and the Gimp says:

    Looks like I picked the wrong party. These UKIP people look more promising. A message and a brain. Think we’ll lose the trailer trash to these fuckers.

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    albacore says:

    Anyone with a face like Miliband
    Must have had look most carefully planned
    With Parliament now a caricature
    He’s the figurehead it’s been searching for

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    Aardvark says:

    we are not Goons for Hasbro, whatever that means.

    If you made these comments about Blacks we would write exactly the same thing

    Are we libelling you? I don’t think so.

    You sound like a very sad and lonely man.

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    Fantasy Europe says:

    What a heap of crock.

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    this is the news an here is a photograph of me saying it says:

    “You sound like a very sad and lonely man.”

    That could apply to many a poster on here to be fair.

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    A Taxpayer says:


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    WTF?! says:

    Axelrod is an Is rael firster. His game is hijacking western “democracies”.

    “Hasbara” is the Is raeli propaganda department. They mainly get volunteers or pay students to go around websites pretending to be locals and spreading pro-Is raeli (and anti-arab/muslim/russki) propaganda:


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    Bloke says:

    Oh boy this is going to be fun. The nuts are loose in the Unemployment Party and as the wheels come off, the axlerod’s going to be scraping down the road making a nasty screeching noise as the entire jalopy grinds to a shuddering halt.

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    Anonymous says:

    In an attempt to keep reactionary Daily Mail readers happy, and following on from past attacks on the unemployed, the ‘Caring Conservatives’ are now forcing them into Chain Gangs. Not that any of socially-aware millionaires “hateliebour” talks about would ever use this pool of cheap-labour to force wages down?

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    Anonymous says:

    Correction: Incredibly (drunk) posh couple in that clip. Wonder if they are as entertaining sober?

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    Jolly nice chap says:

    He has the right because he is a member of the public – everyone can do what he has done after a trial. It has nothing to do with him being a known face.

    Get over yourself, you’re not as important as you clearly believe you are.

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    Kate Silverback says:

    We shall see what we shall see in about 4 weeks.

    There’s been a lot of pain right across Europe in the past 5 years so a protest vote on this scale would not surprise me. But that’s all it is – protest.

    All these people propose is retreat into their own little tribal corner. If they didn’t have the “big bad EU” to fight, they’d be fighting amongst themselves like rats in a sack. They just shout slogans, denounce authority and take the “gravy train” they are so quick to criticise like all the rest. They are hypocrites.

    When you look at the World Bank’s ratings for “ease of doing business”, Britain is near the top at 10th. Most of the countries that have done worst over the past 5 years are way down the list.

    Brussels is an easy target for those who are guilty of making their own mess back home. National governments still make most of their own decisions, and must be held accountable by their own people.

    We need solutions to our problems. Give us solutions not scapegoats. Protest is all very well and allows people to let off steam. But where does it get you? Nowhere

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    Ooooh says:

    Bernie Nolan

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    Col. Moutard says:

    There is not a country on the planet that wants an outsider pushing their stupid, ugly face into issues which do not concern them. And rightly so.

    Both David Axelrod and Lynton Crosby should be given a damn good thrashing* and shipped back to their respective countries of origin.

    *this is meant humorously

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    No one will ever make themselves popular trying to defend Max Clifford and although that is not what I am attempting to do, no doubt some will mistake this post for that. I do not like the man or his business.

    We were not on the jury and did not hear all the evidence. But some things are clear.

    There was no charge of r’ape on the sheet. Therefore the charges were of a lesser order than those which might be suspected to be pursued over decades.

    There were staggering discrepancies in the evidence offered. In the William Roache trial, the media suggested that similar discrepancies were enough to acquit him of all charges. But William Roache was a much loved actor. Clifford was not in the business of public love but in that of public prurience, via the ready vehicle of the media.

    I am reminded of the Ken Dodd tax trial and the shoe boxes of cash. No jury was ever going to find the man guilty. He had the court in tucks of laughter in such a way that, sometimes cynic which I am, I know I may not have resisted either.

    Can you even begin to see what I am arguing here, yet?

    When Ian H!slop (a reduced figure in our affections nowadays) said, “If this is justice, I am a banana”, he was speaking of having lost against Bob M’axwell. At that time we did not know that Captain Bob had raided the M!rror pension funds for his own survival.

    My view is that the meanest, most disliked, person in the land should not have any different standard of justice than any other citizen. Indeed, that is what the law professes it does. It does not.

    It is certainly not clear to me that this has happened here.

    Let the flaming begin.

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    just some bloke, don't set the mossads on me says:

    Who sent “Aardvark” here?

    His usual watering hole is the Grauniad – which, due to its lefty nature, is somewhat more pro-Pally.

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    Olly Aginous says:

    Ed is slick, but more literally than metaphorically.

  162. 162
    Common Man says:

    Googlebox viewers fail to identify Len McKlusky as leader of the Labour Party

  163. 163
    manuel says:

    Not Dirty Sancha?

  164. 164
    wotchooonabaht says:

    Skunk? In Britain?

  165. 165
    Oldjokecompendium says:

    Yvette asked for a better penis for Christmas, but Ed’s a bit hard of hearing.

  166. 166
    Enquirer says:

    I don’t get it – where is the irony?

  167. 167
    John Bellingham says:

    Axelrod should tell Ed to stop appearing in those TV ads with that dog. Grommit makes him look quite silly.

  168. 168
    Gunsen Woses says:

    Working – shmurking

    as long as I get paid

  169. 169
    Gunsen Woses says:

    I could see Ed as a trolley attendant at Lidl.

  170. 170
    Bono says:

    I’ll get ma sunglasses, begorrah!

  171. 171
    Common Man says:

    Most viewers probably thought Ed was an MP in some foreign parliament.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    What percentage identified him as a complete cnut ?

  173. 173
    Mustapha B'iro says:

    10,000 twits a minute – sounds like the Labour postal vote.

  174. 174
    Eddy Merckzz says:

    Or pedals.

  175. 175
    Anonymous says:

    No need to sell Ed to the public, in true socialist style they should just give him away free to all bleeding heart liberals and anyone arriving in the country illegally.

  176. 176
    Common Man says:

    You can tell the quality of a man by his shoes, and Cleggs soft slip on’s are the perfect example of a very cheap’n’nasty Euro shoe that would never be seen on a true Brit.

  177. 177
    Anonymous says:

    Very dull and too long, and wrong to boot.

  178. 178
    Man with a low IQ says:

    I’m voting UKIP

  179. 179
    HighIQ says:

    So, Axlerod asks Ed (or whoever):
    “Do you have any skeletons in the cupboard they might use against you?”

    Axlerod+Mostsad now own ED (or whoever)!

  180. 180
    Mars Attacks! says:

    Excellent point, well made as usual.

  181. 181
    peoples representitive of doncaster says:

    he said twat

  182. 182
    ed milliband peoples representitive of doncaster says:

    policies that appeal to the public??fucking hell sounds a bit too much like democracy to me

  183. 183
    Anonymous says:

    “Gogglebox Verdict on Axelrod”
    Any chance of a swop for one of David Copperfield’s magic wands?

  184. 184
    broderick crawford says:

    i think that chubby lady with the broken foot should have axelrod s job .

    Apart from being rather witty she could use her lead boot to kick Milli all the way to Poland each time he digresses from her campaign message.

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