April 28th, 2014

WATCH: Gogglebox Verdict on Axelrod

The British public meets David Axelrod:

“I don’t care if they brought over the bleedin’ showgirls of Vegas they’re not gonna make him any more popular…”


  1. 1
    Cynic says:

    You will not change that because that is a prat



    • 11
      Anonymous says:

      I think he said twat


      • 25
        Time for a Ukicking says:

        I thought that too, but either fits.


        • 28
          LabourNutter says:


          “Ed we can!”


          • Ach says:

            Axelstein is really here more to push GB’s armed forces into fighting for Is rael again and getting us Go y to buy expensive gas from their firms instead of Russia.


          • Aardvark says:

            Don’t you have any friends?

            Don’t you have anything better in your life than conspiracy theories about J*ws?


          • Ach says:

            Ah, you want proof!:
            Here you are:



          • Spunkmeyer says:

            Yeah, i’m really convinced…….


          • M­a­qboul says:

            Google links to conspiracy nutjobs constitutes “proof”. LOL


          • Aardvark says:

            Don’t you have anything better to do with your life than visit conspiracy websites.

            Here you are, in a free country, and all the privileges of Western life. And you spend your time on a J*wish hate site.

            You must be a sad man.


          • Ach says:

            The Hasbara Goons are out in force!
            We must be telling uncomfortable truths or they wouldn’t be doing so much desperate sluring, libeling, distracting and obfuscating!


          • Aardvark says:

            we are not Goons for Hasbro, whatever that means.

            If you made these comments about Blacks we would write exactly the same thing

            Are we libelling you? I don’t think so.

            You sound like a very sad and lonely man.


          • this is the news an here is a photograph of me saying it says:

            “You sound like a very sad and lonely man.”

            That could apply to many a poster on here to be fair.


          • WTF?! says:

            Axelrod is an Is rael firster. His game is hijacking western “democracies”.

            “Hasbara” is the Is raeli propaganda department. They mainly get volunteers or pay students to go around websites pretending to be locals and spreading pro-Is raeli (and anti-arab/muslim/russki) propaganda:



          • Bloke says:

            Oh boy this is going to be fun. The nuts are loose in the Unemployment Party and as the wheels come off, the axlerod’s going to be scraping down the road making a nasty screeching noise as the entire jalopy grinds to a shuddering halt.


          • just some bloke, don't set the mossads on me says:

            Who sent “Aardvark” here?

            His usual watering hole is the Grauniad – which, due to its lefty nature, is somewhat more pro-Pally.


      • 132
        preese do. says:

        A rare zebra-donkey breed called ‘Zonkey’ was born on Saturday at an animal reserve in Florence, Italy. The newly born Zonkey, born to Jade (donkey) and Martin (zebra), has been named Ippo.
        so say hello to.


      • 184
        broderick crawford says:

        i think that chubby lady with the broken foot should have axelrod s job .

        Apart from being rather witty she could use her lead boot to kick Milli all the way to Poland each time he digresses from her campaign message.


    • 61
      Fishy says:

      Watch the encounter Miliband had with a Scotchman on Saturday…Scotty says Miliband has a cheek coming ‘up here’ speaking for the Union, Miliband instead of walking up to him and engaging him, just walks quickly away, sneering…laughing at the bloke, just as any self important, elitist, Hampstead Heath socialist would do.

      What a patronising out of his depth loser, Miliband is. He lacks the emotional intelligence to understand and engage with anyone other than the rarefied Marxist elite that he mixes with.

      The only purpose that the working class have, is to give Miliband his votes.

      And the twat calls Cameron ‘out of touch’.


    • 63
      ConRod 'Dave' says:

      I, as a super PR Person could advise him on how to get his message accross


      • 179
        HighIQ says:

        So, Axlerod asks Ed (or whoever):
        “Do you have any skeletons in the cupboard they might use against you?”

        Axlerod+Mostsad now own ED (or whoever)!


    • 158
      Col. Moutard says:

      There is not a country on the planet that wants an outsider pushing their stupid, ugly face into issues which do not concern them. And rightly so.

      Both David Axelrod and Lynton Crosby should be given a damn good thrashing* and shipped back to their respective countries of origin.

      *this is meant humorously


    • 181
      peoples representitive of doncaster says:

      he said twat


  2. 2
    Plonker Alert says:

    An Axelrod and a wingnut reunited.


  3. 3
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Axelrod has a transmission problem.


    • 60
      The Green Fairy says:

      When Axelrod speaks of a ‘campaign to become PM’, is he aware that we don’t elect PMs in the UK?


  4. 4
    C.O.Jones says:

    Poor Axelrod, he has never heard of the Peter Principle.


  5. 5
    Silent Majority says:

    The British have spoken.

    Labour can hire anyone they like but Ed Miliband is an electoral liability. Labour thought Gordon Brown was a good idea.


  6. 7
    Moley says:

    Most of the punters in the clip were under the impression that the leader of the Labour party is David Miliband.

    Not a good start.


    • 22
      Not in my name says:

      Yes, slight problem that. Almost like he does not exist….

      But Axlegrease has a bigger problem.

      It is very difficult to polish a turd. Any turd.


    • 162
      Common Man says:

      Googlebox viewers fail to identify Len McKlusky as leader of the Labour Party


  7. 9
    UKIP says:

    Ed, you can’t.


  8. 10
    I can imagine them actually using that says:

    Ed We Can


  9. 12
    Antonia De Sancha says:

    Remember me?


  10. 13
    PC 99 says:

    Puce was, indeed, the last word.


  11. 14
    That'll work says:

    David Axelrod needs Max Clifford


  12. 16
    Anonymous says:

    UKIP has not hired a expensive P.R.man. UKIP does not need to do so.UKIP has policies which appeal to the public. When UKIP has won the European election it will focus on the Parliamentary election in 2015. Look forward to the manifesto.LibLabCon. say that UKIP has no experience in running a country. UKIP can do no worse than the awful governments we have had for the last seventeen years. UKIP supporters- hold firm all the way.


    • 23
      @hateliebour says:

      Let’s wait until May 23rd to gloat, UKIP will hit the LibLabCons where it hurts, the stone is rolling and can’t be stopped unless we have an uncivil wa r, I wouldn’t put it past this load of LiblabCons to have one just to keep their troughing rights.


      • 29
        Don't give a shit about UKRAP, LieBore or the Limp Dumbs says:

        The problem with the UKRAP trolls on here is they are like the blind skunk.

        They’ve fallen in love with a fart.


    • 48
      Tomorrows headline says:



    • 178
      Man with a low IQ says:

      I’m voting UKIP


    • 182
      ed milliband peoples representitive of doncaster says:

      policies that appeal to the public??fucking hell sounds a bit too much like democracy to me


  13. 17
    To the Max says:


    • 21
      Physician Heal Thyself says:

      All those times he told people what to say on the steps of courthouses and when it comes to his own situation, words fail him.


      • 26
        SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        Just what gives this arsehole the right to ‘appear’ outside the court ,he’s now a convicted criminal,and therefore should be either banged up or have the decency to scuttle of into hiding to await his sentence ,who do these so called celebrities think they are?


        • 71
          Anonymous says:

          He who lives by the pork sword etc etc.


        • 155
          Jolly nice chap says:

          He has the right because he is a member of the public – everyone can do what he has done after a trial. It has nothing to do with him being a known face.

          Get over yourself, you’re not as important as you clearly believe you are.


      • 136
        Dennis the Con aka McShane says:

        Call me Max, I can help.


    • 27
      Time for a Ukicking says:

      Fantastic Q & A


    • 86
      C O (Ξ7q1) says:

      What a c’unt.


  14. 18
    Yaah! says:

    Incredibly posh couple in that clip.


  15. 20
    YepBlowing Whistles says:

    Of old but – SC and BW would of course probably agree that The cliff dung heap will probably attempt to assert / use some of his hidden ‘leverage / evidence on those higher up the tree than him’ ‘on appeal’ …

    Any takers and by the way

    i love that quote by maggie on yesterday’s last blog – its the content of her quote which tickles me …

    Here it is

    Maggie “If they attack you personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.”

    The irony of it is Priceless.


    • 98
      C O (Ξ7q1) says:

      Will the CPS seek retrial on the count which the jury could not return a verdict on ???


      • 137
        Kerry K's expose will be in Hello next week, netting her another £5 to blow says:

        Yes please, oh yessssssssssssssss.


      • 159

        No one will ever make themselves popular trying to defend Max Clifford and although that is not what I am attempting to do, no doubt some will mistake this post for that. I do not like the man or his business.

        We were not on the jury and did not hear all the evidence. But some things are clear.

        There was no charge of r’ape on the sheet. Therefore the charges were of a lesser order than those which might be suspected to be pursued over decades.

        There were staggering discrepancies in the evidence offered. In the William Roache trial, the media suggested that similar discrepancies were enough to acquit him of all charges. But William Roache was a much loved actor. Clifford was not in the business of public love but in that of public prurience, via the ready vehicle of the media.

        I am reminded of the Ken Dodd tax trial and the shoe boxes of cash. No jury was ever going to find the man guilty. He had the court in tucks of laughter in such a way that, sometimes cynic which I am, I know I may not have resisted either.

        Can you even begin to see what I am arguing here, yet?

        When Ian H!slop (a reduced figure in our affections nowadays) said, “If this is justice, I am a banana”, he was speaking of having lost against Bob M’axwell. At that time we did not know that Captain Bob had raided the M!rror pension funds for his own survival.

        My view is that the meanest, most disliked, person in the land should not have any different standard of justice than any other citizen. Indeed, that is what the law professes it does. It does not.

        It is certainly not clear to me that this has happened here.

        Let the flaming begin.


    • 166
      Enquirer says:

      I don’t get it – where is the irony?


  16. 24
    Leon Brittan says:

    Catch me!


  17. 30
    Slave Labour! says:

    Desperate Dan joins the two faced Labour Party.


  18. 32
    Pansy Jones & Patsy Straw says:

    Labour loser!


  19. 33
    YouGoy Polling says:

    14% of respondents had heard of Ed Miliband.
    Of those 14%;

    43 % thought he was David Miliband
    22% thought he was Ed Balls
    5% thought he was Mr Kipling

    Of the 30% who correctly identified Ed Miliband as leader of the Labour party

    9% thought him ineffective
    12% thought he was Tony Benn’s son
    52% thought he was a total weird0

    and 25% refereed to him in a vernacular slang used to describe a ladies private parts.

    The remaining 2% thought he was doing a very good job.

    The margin of error is 2%


  20. 37
    The Runes reveal the number 35. says:

    He is here to sell Ed to the public. Which is just as well as Labour have nowt to sell the electorate.


    • 44
      Ed Axlegreased for Sale says:

      All depends how much he’s asking,

      Can’t see him making a prophet on Bargain Hunt.


    • 175
      Anonymous says:

      No need to sell Ed to the public, in true socialist style they should just give him away free to all bleeding heart liberals and anyone arriving in the country illegally.


  21. 39
    The prophets says:

    No future with Labour!


  22. 41
    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Ed is weak!


  23. 42
    Owen Jones says:

    Call me Patsy.


  24. 43
    Ed Axel Rodding says:

    “Now guys, altogether, Can We Do It”

    “No We Can’t ”

    By the way old chap, what are we supposed to be doing ?


  25. 47
    Len Vermilion says:

    UKIP are a bunch of spastics.

    I’m voting Labour and so is my dog.


    • 54
      @hateliebour says:

      Good for you, it’s nice to know millionaires who give most of their money in tax to help those poor people who can’t get off their own ar5es to go to work.


      • 153
        Anonymous says:

        In an attempt to keep reactionary Daily Mail readers happy, and following on from past attacks on the unemployed, the ‘Caring Conservatives’ are now forcing them into Chain Gangs. Not that any of socially-aware millionaires “hateliebour” talks about would ever use this pool of cheap-labour to force wages down?


    • 76
      Lazy Telegraph journo says:

      Spastics, you say? That’s tomorrow’s lead.


  26. 49
    David Miliband says:

    Does Dave Axelrod know he’s not working for me?


  27. 50
    Ah! the law does an ass says:

    If only Max had a bigger prick……


  28. 52
    D Axelrod says:

    Jesus H Christ on a fucking pogo stick! I just met the guy I’m supposed to ‘unweird’. Not doable. No way José. I’ll take their dough anyway.


    • 91
      Mavis philofferbergerarskn says:

      Mr Axelrod’s secretary.

      Sorry.. I thought it was the other Miliband. The one we met in New York. I thought you could conceivably UN weird him.

      I had no idea he was the jock one of the two brothers.


  29. 55
    Gooey Blob says:

    To be fair, you can see Ed as a cabinet member, maybe at DEFRA or DCMS but you wouldn’t put him in one of the great offices of state. As LOTO he is well out of his depth and PM? You’re taking the proverbial…

    Three words sum up Labour at present: clueless, rudderless, hopeless.


  30. 57
    A Labour Voting Thicko says:

    I’d vote for Axelrod if he is standing in Poosley & Rotcock.


  31. 58
    Podiceps says:

    They think Axelrod is a Miliband-Aid. But he’ll come unstuck.


  32. 59
    McCluskey's Mastercard says:

    Who is paying for this yanky cocksucker?

    Get in line lad and open up a account with our Unity soon 2 be Busted Bank and get a bung from your werkin class buddies.

    nudge nudge wenk wink w@nk!


    • 73
      nell says:

      As with all things political it is us the taxpayer who foots the bill.


      • 101
        The Labour Party are patronising treasonous cunts who should be held to account with a rusty bayonet says:

        Vote for wee Ed, and get 2 Eds
        Worse than no Ed at all.
        A vote cast for Labour’s lost cause
        Is a vote for 4/5ths of fu€k all.


  33. 67
    Vadid Axelrod says:

    We will sell the Ed Miliband crisis to the voters.


  34. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Separatist Deputy “Mayor” in Slavyansk Caught with $19k & Encryption Equipment on Return from Moscow


    • 94
      Giggles n sh1ts says:

      Surely not, Mr Snowden (who isn’t really an FSB agent) confirmed with Mr Putin that Russia doesn’t spy on anyone.


    • 115
      Head of CIA site seeing in Kiev says:

      Just shows you can’t trust anyone these days.


  35. 72
    Simon Bowell's Talent Show says:

    Boo and bugger off.


  36. 80
    Labour's Muddle classes says:

    He is the New Messiah.


  37. 82
    Alastair Campbell ~The Anti-Christ says:

    Ah reckon yawn lad is fair to middlin’.


  38. 83
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  39. 84
    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    What won O’bama the election ?

    It was certainly not Axelrod.

    It was that a very large segment of the US electorate could no bring themselves to vote for either him, or the Mormon. Even then the result was iffy, the majority being about the size of the error margin on the vote count.

    If Axelrod can get Ed into some US style election campaign vids – maybe dress him in US football kit and throw him in for touchdown, whack him with a baseball bat or something, then this will have been worth while.


    • 97
      YepBlowing Whistles says:

      Has anyone suggested to axel that he would do wonders if he asked Ed to do some photoshots with an all girl Hockey team?


    • 105
      President Drone says:

      Actually I won comfortably.
      The crazy tea party wanted to be to the right of the Islamists. So I won easily.

      You guys have your own looney tunes party, right? Maybe they could team up?
      Teapots and fruit cakes. Very English


  40. 85
    Nick Clogg says:

    That’s what was said. However 10,000 a min is simply not true.


  41. 89
    YepBlowing Whistles says:

    So tonight campers the spineless will once again be given an opportunity to show yet again how spineless they are when they are ‘whipped’ to bludge through the HS2 thingy. They will more than likely also prove their worth or should that be worthlessness when it comes to doing the will of the public and of course will undoubtedly show yet AGAIN that their spinelessness is because they are in reality bludging through anohter EU diktat.

    Those who ‘Smear’ really do expose themselves as having nothing left of any defensible argument while they scrape at the bottom of the barrel.


  42. 90
    nell says:

    I don’t think americans like axelrod understand disaffected British voters .


  43. 93
  44. 96
    YepBlowing Whistles says:

    i believe there is a spineless crustacea meeting in the capital tonight – where the spineless may once again prove themselves to be as such. It’s a High Spineless finger Two them all.


    • 106
      Joss Ayinglike says:

      In English, if possible ?


      • 108
        cambridge don says:

        i am a fucker.
        my son watched lion king with me and a bipolar chap in cambridge and he shouted loudly at a certain instance whilst watching the movie at the cinema.
        i am a fucker, are you?
        we all need a bridge pdq as the world has twisted 90degrees. a 90 degree turn. a bridge is needed to bridge the gap. did you a problem with the neighbour or a pulled nerve in leg in the past 24 hours. no worries whatever has seemed a bit excessive…now think… pull back and approach a 3 party to help.
        i am a fucker. to meet the other fucker across the road .. we bth have to turn 90 degrees. no choice. the global energy has a taken a turn, always for the better though may nt feel so. so simpify, simplify, simplify. there is no solution at present without a 3 rd party help.
        …..cam…..bridge… fuck…da.


      • 112
        Spunkmeyer says:

        He types his posts with a head wand whilst wearing a Batman costume.

        Can’t be easy.


  45. 103
    John Bull (British Bulldog) says:

    Yes, yes, this is all very well, but how is reclining on the sofa watching television going to save our great United Kingdom?

    The clarion call has sounded.

    The moment of decision and destiny is nigh.

    Our foes are licking their lips at the prospect of a diminished and disunited Britain.

    Time for British patriots to rally to the cause.

    142 days to go. Tick, tock, tick ,tock…


  46. 109
    Hamspam Chowder says:

    Caught snippets of news on TV, broadcasting graphic details of how the religion of piss is effecting change in Syria and Egypt. Feeling a tad smug that I’m living in the UK, skiving on benefits.


    • 117
      Mozzarella Watch says:

      They are getting a fuckin pasting. MSM nice and quiet but the Beeboids are making syr’ia noise again. Don’t tell General Hague.


  47. 113
    Mrs. Ball-Scooper, TRIPLE FLIPPER says:


    • 122
      The Labour Party are patronising treasonous cunts who should be held to account with a rusty bayonet says:

      What’s that picture of Yvette’s cock doing in the middle of the Labour pianist’s name?


  48. 116
    Axlegrease the Third says:

    Willie wee, er..have I got that right?

    Hi,yea, listen up.

    This Milliband, I thought it was Davey not this Gimp. I don’t see anything I can do here, the guy is a fuckin dork.

    Let’s call it off, I’ve a reputation to keep. So it’s no we can’t.


  49. 125
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:


  50. 126
    Anonymous says:

    “He’s never going to be that, because that’s a twat”


  51. 138
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Rod tries to help a tool.


  52. 140
    Fabians and paid trolls are Evil says:

    Axelrod had Marxist parents and is infamous for his unfounded smear tactics and brutal negative attacks – this forthcoming election is going to get dirty VERY dirty.

    If the BBC and axelrod get together they could easily paint Mother Teresa as a sadistic whore – So Dave you had better get your bunker ready!


  53. 141
    Gob is great says:

    I had naively supposed that paid EU troll-dom was just a bit of banter, chucked around on various blogs but lookee here:


    I wonder what the money’s like.


  54. 145
    Axlegrease and the Gimp says:

    Looks like I picked the wrong party. These UKIP people look more promising. A message and a brain. Think we’ll lose the trailer trash to these fuckers.


  55. 146
    albacore says:

    Anyone with a face like Miliband
    Must have had look most carefully planned
    With Parliament now a caricature
    He’s the figurehead it’s been searching for


  56. 156
    Kate Silverback says:

    We shall see what we shall see in about 4 weeks.

    There’s been a lot of pain right across Europe in the past 5 years so a protest vote on this scale would not surprise me. But that’s all it is – protest.

    All these people propose is retreat into their own little tribal corner. If they didn’t have the “big bad EU” to fight, they’d be fighting amongst themselves like rats in a sack. They just shout slogans, denounce authority and take the “gravy train” they are so quick to criticise like all the rest. They are hypocrites.

    When you look at the World Bank’s ratings for “ease of doing business”, Britain is near the top at 10th. Most of the countries that have done worst over the past 5 years are way down the list.

    Brussels is an easy target for those who are guilty of making their own mess back home. National governments still make most of their own decisions, and must be held accountable by their own people.

    We need solutions to our problems. Give us solutions not scapegoats. Protest is all very well and allows people to let off steam. But where does it get you? Nowhere


  57. 167
    John Bellingham says:

    Axelrod should tell Ed to stop appearing in those TV ads with that dog. Grommit makes him look quite silly.


  58. 183
    Anonymous says:

    “Gogglebox Verdict on Axelrod”
    Any chance of a swop for one of David Copperfield’s magic wands?


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