April 28th, 2014

Nigel Evans Has Whip Restored


  1. 1
    Stranager than Fiction says:

    Incredible. The man admitted to being a lecherous drunk.

  2. 2
    Dilligaff says:

    He’ll enjoy that.

  3. 3
    Mornington Crescent says:

    If his constituents have any sense of dignity and pride, they’ll kick this sordid little fucker out in 2015.

    ‘Represent’ us, my arse – in fact, that’s about all twats like him do represent.

  4. 4
    a non says:

    Whip restored is as maybe.
    Credibility- never

  5. 5
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Comment of the fucking month from Delingpole:
    “…all three of these parties – the LibLabCon in the Westminster bubble – are absolutely riddled with MPs whose stupidity, venality, drunkenness, lecherousness, hypocrisy, corruption and greed makes UKIP look like rank amateurs.”


  6. 6
    That photo of Evans makes me think of this scene with Gervais as a camp genie says:

  7. 7
    FUEUSSR says:

    Which David Davis ?

  8. 8
    skeleton in the cupboard says:

    He must be guilty of something, surely.

  9. 9
    The Gay Pardon says:

    Found not proven guilty of the criminal offences charged but exposed as a drunken letch who can not be trusted around young men.

    No doubt he is forgiven though as he is a gayer and they receive privileges unavailable to mere heterosexuals.

  10. 10
    Titter ye not! says:

    Doing a bad impression of Frankie Howard in that photo?

  11. 11
    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    That is how I imagine Ed Balls does panto, or how he presented the case for Rev Flowers being a fit and proper person to take command of the Co-Op bank.

  12. 12
    Cecil Parkinson, Tim Yeo, John Redwood says:

    Too true! We got treated like shit!

    Oh, wait, no we didn’t.

  13. 13
    Tom Twatson says:

    No, No, No, you’ve all misunderstood! They’ve given him his “Whip” back so he can carry on as he always has! All these buggers supporting him were his whipping boys. Stands to reason, don’t it….sorry, correction -“Bends” to reason!

  14. 14
    FUEUSSR says:

    The real cost to Scottish independence is Generations of Scots to be ridiculed by every right thinking Englishman that they when given the chance, did not have the balls to go on their own

  15. 15
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m used to squeezing myself into tight holes.

  16. 16
    ooh matron! says:

    Somebody is obviously giving him a surprise visit through his back door.

  17. 17
    Harvey Proctor says:

    I’m on the guest list too,boys !

  18. 18
    Hate filled, racist, misogonistic, deranged, psychotic and lazy, troughing UKIP candidate says:

    i dont fucking trust im

    hes a welsh

  19. 19
    The Tories are without Mar says:

    So Dave isn’t concerned that he is a drunk with wandering hands and lusts after young men’s genitals?

    Ideal Tory MP material.

  20. 20
    Mornington Crescent says:

    HowErd, if you please.

  21. 21
    David Davis says:

    There is only one David Davis

  22. 22
    Ken Livingstone says:

    The Tory Party is riddled with homosexuals!

  23. 23
    They lose either way says:

    Yes Vote = bankrupcy and humiliation.
    No Vote = hilarity and humiliation.

  24. 24
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    How to become PFA player of the year.
    Be racist.
    Bite opponents.
    Generally cheat.
    Yes, what a role model is Luis Suarez,

  25. 25
    There are degrees you know says:

    Did John Redwood wander around bars and the men’s toilets in a drunken state, thrusting his hands down inside stranger’s trousers?

  26. 26
    Ed Miliband says:

    There are no gay men in our party.

  27. 27
    David Davis says:

    Better riddled with homosexuals than socialists

  28. 28
    Ethel of Purley aged 74 says:

    The likes of this dirty filthy arsefucking bandit is just one more reason I will not vote for any of them because the houses of perverts is full of these shitty dick knob suckers.

  29. 29
    U can't make it up says:

    Is Mr Davis an keen uphill gardener or just a fan?

  30. 30
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    And of course there debauched HoC’s lifestyle is fully funded by the
    Mug Tax Payers BUT not for much longer !!!!!

  31. 31
    The Public says:

    Anyone who actually wants to be a Tory these days is an enemy of the people. Independence for Britain. Bring back democracy.

  32. 32
    Nigel Farage says:

    You can never accuse me of being racist. I fucking hate everyone!

  33. 33
    non taxable pikey says:

    Riddled Sodomites or riddled Socialists, you pays your money…..

  34. 34
    UKIP Press Office says:

    Tonight’s tube strike will go ahead at 9pm after last-ditch talks collapse.

    Vote Labour.

  35. 35
    Justice will be done! says:

    I am so pleased – goes to show that no one believed the lying fuckers who tried to ruin him by lying. Let’s hope they give up trying to prostitute themselves with another unsuspecting victim!

  36. 36
    East Herts Calling says:

    The Tories are a bunch of Lib Dems, that’s why they’ll probably lose the GE

  37. 37
    The Public says:

    The great thing about people like this being in the Conservative party is that it will be easier to spot him as unacceptable and therefore vote him out of office at the next election. Very very few of the current parliamanetary Conservative party is putting the interests of the country ahead of the EU. If they won’t join the public in our fight for freedom and democracy we should vote out the lot of them. Vote UKIP.

  38. 38
    Steve P says:

    Whip restored?

    Horsewhip applied more appropriate!

  39. 39
    Frankie says relax says:

    Oooh no missus!

  40. 40
    Jo Big Nose says:

    Daily Politics is back and it’s me and the liblabcon vs ukip the racist party :)

  41. 41
    Crispin Blunt says:

    Can I cum?

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:


  43. 43
    Quiet says:

    Never mind him. What’s happened in the Max Clifford trial?

  44. 44
    London says says:

    Vote Tory for more of the same

  45. 45
    Fingers Crossed says:

    How’s Max Clifford getting on?

  46. 46
    spot the dog says:

    Is that you Nigel you grubby little kweer?

  47. 47
    No honour in Parliament says:

    I agree. In any event, while he was busy shoving his hands down peoples’ trousers he wasn’t doing his job and fighting to regain our country’s independence. His party has been exposed as the anti-patriotic humbugs they really are. We should vote them all out of office.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a good day to bury a little cock and pull story.

  49. 49
    No honour in Parliament says:

    Who cares? He won’t stand up for Britain. He’s a waste of space. We don’t need him. Vote him out of office. Vote them ALL out of office unless they replace Cameron and the likes of the traitor Jeremy Hunt.

  50. 50
    Di Rear says:

    I’m sure we’d all like to vote for a man, who when drunk, puts his hand down another blokes trousers, in a bar, which is subsidised by tax payers. Don’t talk to me about justice. After the revelations at his trial, if there was any justice he would have been slung out of a decent political party ages ago.

    LibLabCon, thieves, liars, and sexual deviates

  51. 51
    Dr Frankenfreud says:

    I have just received a hilarious leaflet from the Libdems, sent to me on behalf of Sarah Ludford MEP.

    Pages 2 and 3 have the headline:

    “Don’t put our jobs at risk”

  52. 52
    Justice will be done! says:

    No, he’s too busy bathing in glory :D

  53. 53
    David Cameron says:

    I’m a Socialist

  54. 54
    Airstrip One says:

    If he did, would we hear about it? The press these days is mainly busy reporting on the misdeeds of UKIP candidates.

  55. 55
    Justice will be done! says:

    Didn’t you hear the verdict? Not fooking Guilty!

  56. 56
    Cynic2 says:

    Look out, He’s behind you !!!!

    Oh yes he is

  57. 57
    Di Rear says:

    Yes normal BBC balance of four against one.

    ‘Pissing’ Coburn allowed the three LibLabCon hypocrites to attack UKIP uninterrupted. The UKIP bloke constantly interrupted and not really given the right of reply.

    Biggest hypocrite of the day, the doddering, ‘Minging Campbell’ having the nerve to question the probity of UKIP candidates. Thorpe, Smith, Oaten, Hoon sic, Laws, Lemsip Limpdick et al?

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Glory, good name for a rent boy.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Hen IS guilty of being a fucking arse.

  60. 60
    Real List says:

    Lift yer shirt David.

  61. 61
    disgusted of tunbridge wells says:

    Arse bandits of the world, rejoice. Mines a small brown please.

  62. 62
    Acrid says:

    Smoke out all the Westminster p’ervs and p’aedos.

  63. 63
    Dickhead says:

    Pity he didn’t get something else restored, preferably very large and in somewhere it will create the maximum pain, pervert.

  64. 64
    Norma Stitz says:

    I have missed her coarse laugh, and Dame Edna-like pout.

  65. 65
    Rtd Colonel says:

    ‘We don’t need to apologise for our immigration policy’ – Tessa Jowell unbelievable she said it with a straight face. UKIP man should have been far more aggressive delivering a few home truths – as you outline above

  66. 66
    Norma Stitz says:

    And not forgetting the slimy Simon Hughes, who campaigned against a gay opponent as ‘the straight choice’ while secretly being of that inclination himself. One of the nastiest bits of rank hypocrisy and dishonesty of any election.

  67. 67
    Bryant says:

    Me too. I’ve longed for the whip to be restored the whip.

  68. 68
    VelvetChasm says:

    Absolutely. I’d imagine local Conservatives will get rid at the next election.

  69. 69
    The Growler says:

    Given the whip, Dave is totally losiing the plot has he something on our beloved leader, he should probably made to kiss the gunner’s daughter, if you know what I mean (Idon’t mean Dave Boy, but Evans)

  70. 70
    Count me out of Camp Nigel says:

    No choice.

  71. 71
    Jack Ketch says:

    There has got to more than one joke about a predatory, sodomite and having his whip restored.

  72. 72
    Jack Ketch says:

    Guilty as charged. He may be sentenced to a dozen strokes.

  73. 73
    John Bellingham says:

    I am nonplussed at the current Tory Party. There are hardly any votes in promoting sodomy. There are almost zero votes in promoting HS2. There is a loss of votes in continuing to fuck around over immigration. There is total indifference to shouting at Vladimir Putin. There are no votes in continuing to piss money away on foreign aid. Surely, a complete idiot could see it and there are plenty of complete idiots advising Cameron right now.

  74. 74
    John Bellingham says:

    Worse it was LibLabCon AND Jo Coburn against the “nasty racist” UKIP Party’s Patrick O’Flynn. Their methodology of being extremely snide and cutting in over Flynn every time he wished to make a point has probably added another point or two to UKIP’s polling numbers. When Flynn attempted to bring up the matter of John Larsen, the Lib-Dem bomber, it was dismissed by the geriatric tosser Vince Cable with “That was dealt with by the police”—Flynn REALLY needs to go into these meetings with a few lists of perverts, crooks and wankers–god knows, there are enough of them.

  75. 75
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Replacing them with Labour?

  76. 76
    Clifford Maximus says:

    I’ll bring the drink shall I Nige?

  77. 77
    broderick crawford says:

    The ex boxer with a broken nose who you do not want to meet on a Saturday night along the ramparts of a Sixties council estate after he s had a pint or few and looking for trouble….

  78. 78
    broderick crawford says:


  79. 79
    broderick crawford says:


    has his scar bin fotoshopped the hell away ?

    yah lose yah scar you ain ‘t a wiseguy any more !!!

  80. 80
    broderick crawford says:









    (with acknowledgment to Julie Felix Music Inc. )

  81. 81
    broderick crawford says:

    Lib Lab Cons ?

    Decent political parties ?

    I think you ve answered your own question .

  82. 82
    Here's theRibble innit? says:

    And Jesus said: let ye be fishers of men.

    And Nigel said – “No one handles the tackle like wot I handles the tackle, look you.”

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