April 28th, 2014

Max Clifford Guilty


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    Piers Morgan says:

    Oy Vey !

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    Max Clifford says:

    It was worth it

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    Bob Crow says:

    Dirty old sod.

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    LB says:

    Should have been an MP.

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    Riggsy Brown says:

    Guilty of 4 charges – good start to the week!

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    Riggsy Brown says:

    whoops – mis-typed. It’s 8 charges.

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    thostids says:

    It’s gonna put a dent in his savings!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Clearly, it’s not size that’s important…

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    Raving Loon says:

    8.5 out of 11, B+.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    He needs a publicist

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    VelvetChasm says:

    Quite a lot of shaggers about these days, I need to get out more I think.

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    a non says:

    What were the jury split on? Whether the measurements were made in inches, centimetres or milimetres? ;)

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    In other news says:

    Ukip has no policies beyond EU and immigration, says right wing political blogger,Guido Fawkes.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    The jury was well hung on one count. Clifford not so much

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    Mrs May says:

    Is Clifford Yewtree’s first actual result?

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Why is he doing the thumbs up, other things we don’t know about?.

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    JH293275709234-027 says:

    What is it about Hubris and Nemesis again?

    A lot of people will be chuckling at Max’s plight today. Arrogant, nasty, aggressive old bastard.

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    CCHQ says:

    An old vendetta. Payback time!

    We got him back in the end!

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I never thought I’d see myself feeling sorry for Max Clifford…

    And I was right.

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    David Mellor says:

    Will he be sentenced wearing a Chelsea FC football shirt?

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    Yikes says:

    Sales of button mushrooms will fall.

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    Wotak Hunt says:

    I hear the boys at the scrubs are having a prty to welcome him

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    Frank Carson says:

    Was it a well hung jury?

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    Anon says:

    It’s what Jade would have wanted.

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    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    Look forward to sentencing.

    Assume he is out of the PR game now ?

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    Ed Balls MP and Feminist says:

    My knobs even smaller than his.

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    PM says:

    Watch your back, old chap.

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    CCHQ says:

    Result! Right who’s next?

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    R G Bhargee,Guest Moderator says:

    Clifford’s brief told the jury his penis size to help clear him.
    It didn’t work when my brief tried it. I still had to pay the parking fine.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    What do you think should be our election slogan – “We love the EU and mass immigration” or “We cover up for sex pests and obese kiddle fiddlers”? Or simply “The party of Chris Huhne”?

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    Stuart Hall says:

    Sadly, no.

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    Antonia De Sancha says:

    My 5 minute career depended on him.

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    CPS wallah says:

    He’ll get a sentence consummate to his genitalia, that means he’ll be released in 3 and a half inches.

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    Leon Brittan says:

    You ain’t seen me. Right?

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    Yvette ladyboy Cooper says:

    Don’t be silly Ed that would make you a woman *cough*cough* like me.

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    Polly Toynbee says:

    I’m guessing that all the red tops are now scrabbling like mad to find pictures of Clifford’s miniature hampton.

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    dai metrically says:

    charges or inches?

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    The Establishment and the MSM says:

    Well, we heard, y’know, something about that Farage chap…

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    Bill Maloney says:

    I certainly hope not.

    Max will surely have a lot of muck to spread if/when he receives a custodial sentence.

    It’s popcorn time!

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    Revenge is a dish served by the rich and powerful miscreants. says:

    He made too many powerful enemies. He didn’t stand a chance, innocent or guilty.

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    A bent MP says:

    Excellent news, as soon as he’s inside he’ll be able to offer personal consultations with his political clients.

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    Slimeball says:


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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Where did you park your penis?.

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    Bubba on E-Wing says:

    Bubba likes button mushrooms.

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    Rabid dribbler says:

    Hampton is bigger than Max…

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    Bubba Lova says:

    My balls are slimy.

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    More UKIP Poll Results says:

    A good day to bury good news

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    Bubba on E-Wing says:

    Bubba is very excited, Bubba can’t wait to meet his new pad wife :)

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    Dave, Ed and Boris says:

    when will the persecution of God’s Chosen Nonces ever end??

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    Anon says:


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    Nigel Evans says:

    He should have played the Gay Joker card.

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    Mini Shmekel says:

    that you Max?

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    Mrs Clifford says:

    for once in his life he’s now a huge prick.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Clifford will be wishing he could get out more in the coming months.

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    David Mellor says:

    I am absolutely p***Ing myself

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Indeed, playing the button mushroom card never works.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Founder member of the Dirty Mac’s brigade.

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    RIP says:

    Shocking news of murder of a teacher at a school in Leeds. 15 year old male pupil arrested. Is he of the peaceful religion variety?

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    Guido says:

    I’m in the closet

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    VelvetChasm says:

    Yeah although he will be ‘among friends’ when he’s in with the VP’s.

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Any UKIP attacks in the past hour it’s getting awfully quiet?

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    BBC says:


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    Maxim says:

    ______Here comes the smokescreen…..just in time. How convenient_________

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    Cressida's Dick says:

    Jeremy Hunt states that UKIP are ‘Un-British’.

    This from someone who is married to a Chinese lady.

    You couldn’t make this stuff up.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    dave says:

    Who is the girl?

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    Nasal Ed says:

    There is some good news Max. You have been cleared on two counts…………….

    You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you?

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    The Conservative Party says:

    An old score settled.

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    Hardtalk says:

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    Result says:

    Jim fixed it..!


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    His finest hour says:

    “Actress” Antonia De Sancha, AKA David Mellor’s bit on the side.

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    Criff Lichard says:

    All those luvvie supporters who turned out to talk a load of rot on his behalf! Just goes to show, eh?

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Surely they’ll rise… but not by much.

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    Ummm... says:

    Where’s that thumb been?

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    R says:

    A female teacher has been stabbed to death at a Leeds high school.

    A 15-year-old male pupil at Corpus Christi Catholic College in Neville Road has been arrested.

    The woman, who has not been named, was taken to hospital but later pronounced dead.

    Det Supt Simon Beldon, of West Yorkshire Police, described the stabbing as an “isolated incident” and said there was “no ongoing risk to pupils or staff”.

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    M. O a t e n says:

    I was thinking “Pebble dash my face big boy” what do you think Nick?

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    max in jail says:

    powerful to needing protection

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    RIP` says:

    That was meant to be RIP.

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    táxpáyér says:

    But he liked girls.

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    Cyril Smith says:

    Children up to 15 wearing nappies in school?? Didn’t happen in my day, they got in the way.

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    Tinfoil time says:

    Yes, that’s right, they arranged for a 15 year old to kill a teacher as a smokescreen.

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    A lot of people says:

    Ha ha ha!

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    táxpáyér says:

    Immigration has lowered the cost of finding someone to clean up your coffee table.

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    Reader says:

    That is stupid. Being married to a Chinese lady, or a German one, does not make anyone mroe or less British. What makes Hunt a traitor is his advocacy of the rights of his fellow citizens being ridden roughshod over by the anti-British, anti-democratic, deeply corrupt European Union which his government is even now giving away more and more of our rights, democracy, money and power to.

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    Constable Yewtree says:

    Can burn all his documents now boys.

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    Constable Cover Up says:

    This an isolated incident. We are confident she wont be stabbed to death again.

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    All the fun of a lynching but without the mess says:

    Not hung like a donkey, then.

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    Rinka the Dog says:

    It’s a Catholic School, so I doubt that our usual suspects are involved.

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    Kiss-n-Tell says:

    Still, he’ll be able to write an interesting book once he’s out of clink.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Tied his own hands behind his back, shot himself in the face, then burnt himself inside the safe containing all the scandals.

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    olden1936 says:

    3 months community service coming up, and a slap on the wrist. About par for the course these days.

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    James Naughtie says:

    Hunt by name, cµnt by nature.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    I have friends with medals on their chests earned in the Falklands, Iraq and Afghanistan married to Chinese, Korean and Italian ladies. Come down my way and call them Un-British if you dare. That is a dumb statement, retract it now.

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    Handycock says:

    I’m in court in June and I will refuse to discuss my penis length. I’m out of Hospital now but keeping a low profile incase Guido spots me.

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    Bubba says:

    Hey Max! Welcome to the scrubs. We gonna play a game called Mommies and Daddies. Which one you wanna be?


    Thats good Max, now come here and suck Mommies cock.

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    I have medals from Bosnia, Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan and the battle of the Queens Jubilee.

    My girlfriend is from NZ. Does that make me un-British? If it does then I can’t wait to emigrate to NZ, especially if Millitwat gets in.

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    Crown Prosecution Service says:

    Thank fuck for that! One in the net at last!

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    Nadine Miltoy-Sloane says:

    He proved the media to be spineless wonders whit his witchhunt on the Hamiltons who did absolutely nothing compared to that paragon of virtue Jackie 5 Bellies Smith who got off lightly by having a sister “working” in the media.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Didn’t HUnt (if that is the correct spelling) charge the Mandarin lessons he needed to tell his missus how do what Chinese wives are supposed to do to Parliamentary expenses?

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    Nadine Miltoy-Sloane says:

    I never thought I’d see myself feeling sorry for Max Clifford…

    And I was right.

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    It’s not what you know but who. So let’s get this right, DLT, Nigel “fist him till it tears” Evans and the baby fucking weirdos from Coronation Street get off but Clifford gets guilty?
    I’m not saying he is innocent, just seems that he has been taken down quite professionally here. All of these Yewtree trials are a fucking shame if Jimmy Savile was on trial you know his friend Prince Charles would have him found not guilty. There are vile nonces all the way through our establishment, right up to the fucking dirty Windsors, that baby George apparently shits like a sneeze because of all the attention Phil the Greek has been giving him.
    Odd that Guido is so happy Clifford got guilty, like this is meant to satisfy the plebs, it fcking won’t, not until we have had open investigations into D0lphin Square, north Wales, Jason Swift and all the other vile cases where “they” have been caught bumming and murdering our kids.

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    A lot more people says:

    ha ha ha!

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    I hope this verdict is not an omen. BOAZ.

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    Tom Twatson says:

    Neil and Christine Hamilton were one of Clifford’s worst witch-hunts. They were disgracefully treated and the slimy git was eventually forced to pay them undisclosed damages for a complete bunch of carefully constructed lies. Max Clifford and that bloody Egyptian ruined Neil’s career and it still makes me angry all these years later. I do hope they have another crack at him and with a bit of luck we might finally get the truth about the Guardian’s involvement, – but I won’t hold my breath!

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    Den Kod says:

    What’s the difference between Max’s 17 year old washing machine and his choice of sexual partners?
    He could bung his load into the washing machine without bothering to ask permission.

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    Nikki Sinclaire says:

    ………….or like me ;-)

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    Tom Twatson says:

    Is that the sliding down the banisters thingy?

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    UKipperU says:

    @ Reader – you are correct. It is a mistake to make personal attacks on our opponents.
    It makes us no better than them.

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    UKipperU says:

    Hear, Hear.

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    Den Kod says:

    Max clifford told his brief about other sexual encounters he had had.
    He said that in the 1970’s he had been walking along a railway track on a break. He told his brief:
    “I had a great shag there. A great girl, she had a lovely body and the longest smoothest legs you can imagine. Gagging for it she was. The best sex I’ve ever had in fact!”
    “Well,” said his brief , she must have been a bit of lose to go with you, a complete stranger she had just met What did she look like?”
    “Dunno,” said Max, “I couldn’t find her head.”

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    Clifford Maximus says:

    I’d just like to thank my loyal supporter on this site last year:

    April 27, 2013 at 4:59 pm
    Clifford isn’t one of my favourite people but I can’t help thinking this is all part of a witch-hunt by Plod to justify all the expense of the investigation, just as in the hacking enquiry. The CPS have justified charging Clifford using the words “in the public interest” which is usually shorthand for “the evidence is minimal, but let’s see if we are lucky enough to get a conviction.” They only ever use the public interest excuse after a case has been thrown out at court in order to justify bringing proceedings in the first place.

    Would Plod and the CPS consider any action if the alleged offender was a nobody who had been accused of groping a young woman forty years previously? I don’t think so. Just look at the CPS excuses for dismissing allegations against Muslim grooming gangs.

    This could be a case of malicious prosecution because of the high profile of the defendants.

    I never thought I’d see myself defending a twat like Clifford. Just shows how low our politicised Police and CPS have brought our Criminal Justice System.

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    Lee Hunt says:

    I hope it is.

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    cured lefty says:

    Notre dame glasgow has very large muslim roll …all girls.. but still rigid RC.

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    CPS says:

    We are very sorry to hear of this truly tragic incident however now that the teacher concerned has been officially declared dead it does open up an opportunity for some post mortem investigation into any possible sexual malpractice. Given this incident occurred at a Roman Catholic school this possibility cannot be immediately ruled out and West Yorkshire police should therefore leave no stone unturned in an effort avoid any possibility of yet another Saville style public scandal in Leeds.

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    Anon says:

    I think Clifford is a real scumbag, but that doesn’t make him guilty of anything, much less these ridiculous charges. Lets see all these women makes their case in the open. Lets know who they are.

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    Kay Burley's Dog says:

    A woman who was abused by literally thousands of men has today won over half a million pounds in compensation.

    The woman, who was abused by up to five men a day, says men would give her money, but then demand sex in return. The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was forced to place an advert in the back pages of a local newspaper to stop men turning up at her door without an appointment.

    In other news, a man has today been found guilty of having a functioning penis. The Campaign Against Everyday Sexism said “This is totally unacceptable in this day and age”.

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    Cressida's Dick says:

    Looks like I screwed up with that one. Apologies if offence given, my fault.

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    broderick crawford says:

    That s either a very chi chi smoking jacket Max is wearing or he s come to court in his dressing gown .

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    broderick crawford says:

    yeah but hold on…. who says he s going inside?

    He could get a “Berlusconi ” ” — community service changing bedpans for 100 hours over a 25 year period .

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    broderick crawford says:


    Oi !!

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    broderick crawford says:

    It s the way you tell em frank … you can turn in your grave now.

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    broderick crawford says:

    yeah who s gonna take over his central london PR money factory now … i hear it was a licence to print money .

    Perhaps Owen Jones could take over … and proceed to run it into the ground.

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    Stu says:

    I am so happy that this piece of lying left wing shite finally got taken down. May he rot in prison.

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    Death by Bongo says:

    His new ‘friends’ will be giving him more than a ‘thumbs up’ in the coming months… hopefully!

    Invest in ‘soap on a rope’ now Max!

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    Death by Bongo says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Max! Boy are you going to ‘take it twixt the cheeks’!!

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    Death by Bongo says:

    He will be ‘spreading’ something soon… his ass cheeks! Ho ho!!

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    I'm waiting says Diana Dors says:

    Doubt it – he needs friends inside and out (jail that is)

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    Death by Bongo says:

    In the coming months, Max may have good reason to disagree…! Ho ho!!

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    Death by Bongo says:

    Clifford will be wishing he could sit down more in the coming months… Ho ho!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Now he better like the penis!!

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    Death by Bongo says:

    Talking of ‘split’… Poor old Max!! Ho ho!!

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    Karl Fardoe says:

    Now he has to like big men!!

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    Death by Bongo says:

    … unlike some of his cell mates, hopefully!! Ho ho!!

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    Kray Twin's Cousin says:

    Some of his associates could take a strong exception to that

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    Jolly nice chap says:

    I don’t believe a fucking thing about this trial. He was fitted up by a bunch of wannabe tarts who saw some money in the offing.

    That strange woman on tv claiming to be a victim tonight was very suspicious. She was not believable enough to be a witness, but the media allow her to spout her frankly daft and unfounded allegations now the trial is over, and he cannot cross-examine her. She even states she willingly went into the toilets with him for a shag, hoping to enhance her career, then has the bare-faced bollocks to complain about it 6 years later. She’s a joke, and her story was just too rehearsed. This is then used as an example to justify his guilt. It’s a farce.

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    Jolly nice chap says:

    And don’t start me on that fat, lying slug of a gloating Hunt Mellor- may he be taken out and shot in front of his family.

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    changing of the guard says:

    Guido seems to have joined the Establishment who have been looking to take down a big name for a couple of years now. They just happen to finally win their case against a man who has been a thorn in their side for at least a decade. And you cheerlead? Without any question marks?

    You don’t wonder how it has been done? You don’t review the charges or the convictions to see if there is something fishy going on? You don’t cast your 24/7 cynicism at the result?

    Despicable – considering the lack of trust that everyone in the country has for our judiciary, our cops, or parliamentarians, and for our press – you are goofy to be so patently unbothered.

    Do your job – fat boy – stop cheerleading.

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    Ian Watkins says:

    LOLZ. C u soon max u filthy Hunt

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    Xxzarr says:

    Never liked Clifford, he stitched up too many people to make a few quid out of the rags that call themselves newspapers, Sun, Mirror, Mail et al. Something like this just had to happen because if Max had been cleared I wouldn’t want to be the person in charge of the Plod or the CPS, because he will grind them down with stories, true or false for vengeance. Probably get 2 years, out in one and then he will reek havoc on the establishment. This case is a lose, lose for everyone, revenge is now and will be sweet for too many concerned.

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    balanced vision... says:

    well over the top

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    Tel E. Caster says:

    erm…you have a few flecks of foam, just there… in the corner of your mouth.

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    Scumwatcher says:

    Clifford will find his best interests will be served by keeping his mouth shut and his friends immune & willing to support him in the style he was accustomed to pre-conviction.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well Go and suck Neil Hamiltons Cock and eat Christines Shit you fakin Knob Head

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    ED MIILIBAND says:

    listen Nadine you cock sucking whore, I know you like getting shagged up the arse by the likes of this Scum Bag called Max Clifford, even after being found guilty mthis smarmy Hunt faced the cameras in a Cocky Manner considering hes only got a small dick.
    This Hunt is gonna go down on Friday and me an me buddies are waiting in HMP to give him a deserving welcome , Hurrry mother fucker Clifford we is all watin fer you.

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    chrisjourno says:

    Make a change , Clifford going down…..

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    chrisjourno says:

    Mellor is a disingenuous Fothermucker who got his just desserts- I did always wonder why MaxCliffordAssociates had (?) all female staff though.

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    chrisjourno says:

    Yes , what passes for U.K. ‘justice’ certainly moves in some mysterious ways.

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    chrisjourno says:

    No- but he will be expecting a stiff one…….

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    chrisjourno says:

    I did offer , but he said ”F**k off you useless w***er-get a f**kin’ life you lowlife provincial hack’…..

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    chrisjourno says:

    Is that a firm of solicitors??

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    I remember the day the story was pulled back in the 80s.

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    Justice is done says:

    Cheering news.

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    Anonymous says:

    No should be more over top.

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    Anonymous says:

    I doubt he will be anyone’s girlfriend where he is going , the fucking shit head bastard is far to ugly!

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    Scrat says:

    Max has got a lovely Bum , I wish I was his cell mate.

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    catesby says:

    There’ll be a few establishment figures quaking in their shoes now! Is Maxi vindictive enough to to reveal the peccadilloes of his past/present associates?

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