April 27th, 2014

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

Don’t miss out on all the latest gossip in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column:

  • Terror Split Tories 
  • Downing Street’s toughest raise thousand for Help for Heroes
  • George Osborne fights against his own policy
  • Lights go out for Ed Miliband
  • Labour and Tories’ new plan for the leaders’ debates
  • Nigel Farage is 20 times more popular than Nick Clegg

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  1. 1
    A godless right winger says:

    I’m starting to feel a bit left out from everything…..


    • 19
      and the shorty award goes to says:

      the short person can hold more pressure in.
      the medium size person holds it in and then releases it.
      one is a physicalattitude and the other a spiritual one.


    • 89
      Young Christian X. Perience says:

      You must be Nietzsche or Heidegger and I claim my… I claim my… £5 divided by 2, WTF is that? £2 carry £1 divided by 2 makes… umm call it £2 ok mate?


    • 113
      Anonymous says:

      There is even better news for UKIP and the Greens on European election voting intention. YouGov have been showing UKIP challenging Labour for first place since the debates, they’ve now overtaken – topline European VI stands at CON 19%, LAB 28%, LDEM 9%, UKIP 31%, GREEN 8% – UKIP in first place, Greens challenging the Lib Dems for fourth.

      Ha Ha Ha Pick the bones out of that Cameron and Cleggy . Libs are in danger of extiction, Sandle wearing will soon become illegal as will tree hugging


    • 138
      The Growler says:

      Three and a half weeks to the EUROS and and the Tit and Bum headline is “Corry Kym is Heartless” that just sums up what the Sun thinks is shattering news, get out of the rag Geedes and gain some credibility and respect.


      • 140
        Don't give a shit about UKRAP, the Limp Dumbs or LieBore says:

        I think the current knows its readership well – you, Growler,are just not a part of their demographic.

        What demographic does Labour troll and stooge come under, I wonder?


  2. 2
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I’m going to be polite and not send UKIP a brick via FREEPOST. Just their own leaflet, amended to improve accuracy and express my opinion.


  3. 3
    It's 10.55am and nobody from UKIP has been forced to resign or apologise so far today says:

    Which party member will be flushed out next?


    • 15
      jgm2 says:

      You have 40,000 to chose from. Give it your best shot.

      Meanwhile Yougov in the Times has UKIP 31%, Labour 28%, Con 19%.

      That’s as low as I expect Labour to go. That’s how many voted for the Maximum Imbecile and so that’s Labour’s ‘core’ vote. Ones who would vote Labour even if it meant they had to form a circular firing squad.


      • 98
        Maximus says:

        I think, jgm, you might be underestimating the tribalism of labour voters. As Bolt put it: with the Left it’s never the principle, it’s the side. Once that 28% is breached going down, the remainder will scarper for the safest political space they can find. (Which may be no safe space, of course).


    • 29
      BBC News Editor says:

      Our team is on 24/7 alert


  4. 4
    Knobcheese in Number 10 says:

    Chillax. My brilliant PR skills will bring Tory voters back in droves.


    • 10
      The Wisdom of Crowds says:

      Don’t be so comfortable Dave. As the Labour vote starts to collapse, there are plenty of people round the country who only vote Conservative to keep a Labourite out of office who will look around them and see that that is no longer necessary.


      • 16
        jgm2 says:

        UKIP have achieved crossover according to The Times. UKIP 31%, Labour 28%, Con 19%, Libs 9%.

        Annihilation beckons for LibLabCon.


        • 25
          F##k the LibLabCon says:

          About time too.


        • 26
          The wreckage says:

          Not quite. Labour will probably remain in control of some bits of Tyneside, Liverpool, a few parts of Scotland and their last three or four corrupted strongholds in inner and north London.


        • 47
          Thursday the 22nd of May 2014 says:

          Should have happened in 2009.. better late than never I guess.


    • 67
      non taxable pikey says:

      Oh shit, he’s thinking of putting the wellies on and heading toward Somerset again.


  5. 5
    broderick crawford says:

    Has WW 3 started yet . ?

    Wake me up before it does so .


  6. 7
    The Wisdom of Crowds says:

    The demonstration by the public that they are not as thick as the media believes them to be must be worrying your boss, eh Guido?


  7. 8
    Brimstone says:

    Give Murdoch money? You must be “tired and emotional”!


  8. 9
    M­a­qboul says:

    Farage is 20x more popular than Clegg.

    Actually, that doesn’t mean a lot.


    • 55
      Lord Bryant of Pants says:

      No it doesn’t I guess – some random dude you’ve never heard of is 20x more popular than Clegg. Nip over to CiF and it’s like he’s Cyril Smith or something!


      • 72
        Pookie snackumberger says:

        To be able to use the words: nazi, fascist, racist, capitalism, global warming, big oil, Thatcher, cuts, poll tax, etc, they are obsessed with those concepts.

        It gives meaning to their brainwashed minds.


  9. 11
    The tit who tripped over religion on his way out of no. 10 says:

    Just as I am best placed to renegotiate terms with the EU, even though I am a rabid Europhile, so I am best placed to defend the Church of England, even though I foisted bum-sex ‘marriage’ upon the populace against their will.

    I can feel that Nick is behind me in this. (I do it to humour him occasionally.)
    My turn tomorrow !
    Toodle pip !


    • 20
      The Tory Old Guard says:

      Tell me Dave, do you fancy being hanged up by your heels or would you prefer a more dignified end soiling your pants in a blindfold with a last cigarette up against a stump in the middle of Horseguards?


      • 43
        Davey says:

        That’s enough Boris, I’ve said I will deal when princess Toni makes a lucrative vacancy. Is the M E warm at this time of year?


  10. 12
    catesby says:

    We love you Nigel!


  11. 14
    Righties who really hate gays but can't stop talking about them says:

    Bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex! Repeat all day every day.


  12. 17
    Harvey Proctor says:

    As a personal friend of Maggie and a staunch right-winger, I find the homophobia expressed here disgusting. You’re all a bunch of anti-Thatcherites who want to spread hate about all the good, decent right wing Tories who counted Maggie as a personal friend! Go to Comment is Free, pinkos! Maggie loved me and my gay friends!


  13. 21
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Two ex-popes made saints. One reformer and one reactionary. Political move so as not to upset anyone.

    Guido becomes new pope.


  14. 27
    Lenny Henry, 'Comedian' for Those With an IQ of 2 or Under says:

    Blacks should get jobs because they’re black, and non-blacks should be excluded. That’s not racist, and if you say it is, you’re a racist.


  15. 33
    Leon Brittan says:

    You ain’t seen me. Right?


  16. 39
    Rob Roy says:

    So Cameron is ordering the Treasury to “bust a few myths” about Scottish Independence.

    This is very Christian particularly coming on the Sabbath.


    • 46
      I think the Sun is absolute crap. says:

      Well when you Scots have independence the Gingernut amongst others will be out of a job.

      Hardly the best of blokes to be arguing for you to stay in the Union.

      He has done very nicely for himself out of the Union I think, far more than is merited.


  17. 45
    Newspapers says:

    “Popes John Paul II and John XXIII made saints in double canonisation.

    David Cameron and Ian Duncan Smith will feature next year, after the election.”


  18. 48
    Newspapers says:

    “Popes John P@ul II and John XXIII made saints in double canonisation.

    David Cameron and Ian Duncan Smith will feature next year, after the election.”


  19. 49
    Whitehall Labour appointed civil servant says:

    What time does the match kick off today…
    2.05 or is there another two minute silence to grieve a bit more?


  20. 50
    Margaret Beckett says:

    Want to watch me twerk?


  21. 51
    Association of Talentless Black Chancers says:

    What do we want?

    Well-paid jobs!

    When do we want them?



    • 58
      David Duke, K K K says:

      I like the cut of your jib, boy! Come join me and my fellow klansmen. We gonna have us a lynchin! White power!


  22. 54
    Duty Left Wing Troll says:

    Nothing on the Royal Mail Scandal, zero-hour contracts or the persecution of the poor and sick…..but…

    “Candidates have taken to social media sites to rail against Islam as “organised crime under religious camouflage” while likening the religion to Nazism, and suggesting that the murder of the black teenager Stephen Lawrence has received a disproportionate level of attention.”
    Ukip candidates add to Nigel Farage’s woes with a barrage of racism


    Says it all, really


  23. 56
    I think the Sun is absolute crap says:

    Those Muzzies when they realise they are up against May and Gove will be absolutely wetting their pants.


    • 132

      Do you expect many muslims to be voting for the party that brought buggers weddings,just wait until they try to enforce it on some mosque, then we can all sit back and watch the fun it will be hugely entertaining.


  24. 61
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    The LibDems at their very best, a group of self serving, incompetent sexual perverts.


    The only problem with this article is that Des Wilson says that the current group of LibDem MPs are a much better quality. Just to remind everyone of the LibDem moral compass.

    1. Jeremy Thorpe – Pillow biting
    2. Cyril Smith – Little Boys
    3. Steele recommended Smith for his Knighthood
    4. Paddy Pants Down
    5. Charles Kennedy – drunk
    6. Mark Oaten – Don’t go there
    7. Lembit Opik – Little Girls
    8. Chris Huhne – Congenital liar and sexual pervert
    9. David Laws – Liar and thief
    10. Lord Reynard – Sexual pervert
    11. Mike Hancock – Sexual pervert
    12. Nick Clegg – Congenital liar, he claimed he hadn’t been told about Smith, Hancock and Reynard
    13. Jo Swinson : The new definition for hypocrisy for all her support for the LibDem women during the Reynard affair
    14. Simon Hughes lied about his sexuality in his initial election campaign to defeat Tatchell
    15. Kingston Councillor Derek Osbourne jailed for 2 year for Child Porn offences
    16. Vince Cable – The new definition for political loyalty
    17. Tim Farron – the LibDems’ Brutus about as trustworthy as a PPI sa


  25. 62
    We are not amused says:

    Usual mozzbeeb platform with princess nicki just on, even swivel eyed Beeboid commentator favoured by News 24 revealed as a mouth foamer mozzbro hood fan. Surprised? No.


  26. 74
    Bilderberger says:

    It’s time for a new world war to reduce the global population and reconfigure society.


  27. 78
    Teflonigel says:

    No one can shift me now. I also can walk on water you know.


  28. 84
    Londoner says:

    Anyone in Westminster who is concerned about the influence of UKIP on their careers need only demand a the recall of Parliament and emergency legislation to ensure an In-Out referendum is to take place by,say, the end of July 2014.


    • 121

      The so called eurosceptics in the tory party if they had the balls would resign their seats and stand as UKIP candidates in the resulting by – elections, but their precious careers are more valuable to them than the freedom and independence of our country, they deserve nothing more than our contempt, and slaughtering in the next election.


  29. 86
    FWIW says:

    Anne Marie of Sh@ria Watch UK is a breath of fresh air.


  30. 88
    Lenny Henry, 'Comedian' for Those With an IQ of 2 or Under says:

    I’ve thought about moving to a black country to be among my own kind many times, but decided against, as they’re mostly dysfunctional charity-dependent basket cases full of nasty diseases and violent corrupt people – and the bloody bongoes would drive me round the bend.


  31. 91
    Podiceps says:

    Jolly trolling weather,
    And a left-wing breeze,
    Tickle us with a feather
    Till we have to sneeze.
    Troll, troll together
    With your boyfriends between your knees.

    Boris may be more clever,
    UKIP may make more row,
    But you’ll troll for ever,
    Spreading lies anyhow,
    And nothing in life shall sever
    The chains that your brain’s in now.


  32. 102
    Lighten the mood says:

    Nominate worst song ever. I’m nominating We All Stand Together by McCartney and the Frog Chorus.


  33. 106
    Cressida's Dick says:

    So. After the usual sunday morning rabble have had their say, again, what have we learnt?

    That they haven’t learnt, 31% don’t care, the LibLabCon merchants have, and continue to be, rumbled. The saft bastards still think it’s a protest vote and Lenny Henry is still a cnut.

    Vote UKIP.


  34. 108
    The Silent Majority says:

    Quiet, honest people getting on with the job at hand and simply ignoring the smears.


  35. 110
    Nonce Finder General says:



    • 119
      non taxable pikey says:

      Ah, I realise what the problem is, you are confusing me with someone who gives a shit.


  36. 111
    A message to Lenny Henry says:

    Start your own business’s like the P*kistani’s Indians Chinese Italians Greeks Mexicans Turkish etc have all managed to do in the UK.
    You should encourage your community to stand on their own two feet Lenny not seek patronising favours to force your way into a job or promotion in someone else’s firm.
    If you want to confirm peoples prejudices however go ahead.
    In fact why stop at affirmative action go the full hog and describe yourself as folk with ‘special needs’.
    Add bl*ck skin to the list of described disabilities such as blindness etc.


  37. 125
    Persona non grata says:

    Police in London declare Winston Churchill a “Racist http://tinyurl.com/ns8hjfk Have we finally hit rock bottom.


    • 130



  38. 133
    FWIW says:

    When Nigel is victorious and the scotch have departed so let’s say October, what will UKIP become? E&W,NI IP?

    Shall we say EWIP?


  39. 134
    Pushback Politics says:

    The political elite were warned what would happen if they continued to pursue the crazy policy of mass immigration (supported by all three traditional mainstream parties).

    People across most of England now see the threat to their culture and the economic well being of their children all around them: it’s reflected in everything, whether it be the Sharia-promoting schools, the look and feel of local shopping parades, the fact they don’t hear English spoken on the streets, price of housing, shortage of primary school places and pressure on maternity services.

    I am not a UKIP supporter but the development of such a political party was bound to result from the policy of mass immigration. We are now in an era of pushback politics, have left the era of acquiescence when people could be bought off through economic growth and personal betterment – now GDP increases do NOT result in more disposable income, in fact quite the reverse because the economic growth is predicated on further mass immigration which just serves to push up the price of housing and create huge welfare demands.


    • 137
      left wing, right wing, tis all the same bird! (a turkey) says:

      yeah also… our politicians think the only pushing back done is when there is a hard C(l)ock shoved up their lubed behinds?

      There is more of us than them, easy win if we try/vote.


    • 147
      (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

      “I am not a UKIP supporter” Why not?


  40. 144
    Massa Murdoch, Chief Cockuld says:


    £1 per month? I thought it was £8.37


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