April 25th, 2014

Coalition Memorial Coin


With some LibDems calling for their party to split from the Tories sooner rather than later Labour have minted a new coin (on leaflets anyway) featuring the heads of the coalition parties. Guido suspects that some of the few remaining coalicious types would really like to mint this coin as a memento…


  1. 1
    Thostids says:

    Memorial or memento mori?


  2. 2
    UKIP Voter says:

    Two shillings short of a pounding in May


  3. 3
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    I’m so looking forward to a lab/lib coalition. It will give me the final excuse I’m looking for to emigrate to NZ.


    • 7
      Nick leg says:

      Lembit Opik clinging limpet like onto fame gave me that idea as well.


    • 11
      Winston says:

      How will it differ from the current one?


      • 40
        Tim Yeo-Yo says:

        For all his faults, and I personally think the man is a Hunt, I can actually see DC having a bit of gravitas at something like a G8 conference.

        Can you imagine Millitwat doing the same thing? He’d be mistaken for a SPAD….or spaz, take your pick. The guy is a fuking useless mong of a Hunt whilst DC is just a useless Hunt.


    • 25
      Ellie-Mae (9) says:

      I’d just get confused and call it Labia


    • 66

      NZ is institutionally Lefty. You wouldn’t like it.


  4. 4
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Are labour saying that they wouldn’t go into coalition with the lib dems? Or is this pre-election labour two faced hypocrisy?


  5. 5
    Norman Normal says:

    Labour printing money when in difficulty? Aren’t socialists sooo predictable!


    • 21
      thostids says:

      £375 Billions isn’t “some difficulty”. Unless you mean as in “Economic disaster and financial meltdown accompanied by Banking system and Stock Market failure”. Now that is “some difficulty”. But, how much has the Coalition overspent, and added to the National Debt during its period of “austerity”?


  6. 6
    Judge Jeffryes says:

    Distribute to every man, woman and child in the land to hunt down the traitors when the time comes.


  7. 9
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Two cheeks of the same arse, as the saying goes.


  8. 12
    Ordinary bloke says:

    If they had two more chromosomes they would all be ducks. Vote ukip


  9. 17

    Or two cheeks of the same arse.


  10. 22
    Dromedary says:

    Which one is the head and which is the arse?


    • 31
      Another smart arse puts in his four pennorth says:

      “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going directl the other way..”

      Charles Dickens new blockbuster…”A Tale of Two Sides of the same Coin” ….out later this year


  11. 23
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Two and a kick?
    The cost of co-habitation?
    It’s only if their balls are touching that it’s gay?
    Cover your backs?
    One bratwurst feeds two?


  12. 24
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Oh No!
    Now all the top banking “talent” will leave the country and our banking system won’t work as well as it has been.


  13. 27
    Antiques Roadshow in the year 2214 says:

    How much are they worth?
    About the same as when they were introduced…fuck all.


  14. 28
    helpful suggestion says:

    Labour should avoid drawing attention to monetary matters.
    It’ll just remind the electorate how utterly incompetent they
    were in power.


  15. 29
    RomaBobbieBooBoo... says:

    What have the LibDems ever done for us?


  16. 31
    BikerGaz says:

    The Government stopped the bonuses from being paid out? …. anyone would think an election is coming up next year.


  17. 34
    Herman Van Rumpouy says:

    Meneer Clegg, why did you let them put on the glum face? When you haf the Eu job all lined up for summer 2015. You haf to be jolly, show everybody that the EUSSR pro-ject is a very jolly one indeed.


  18. 35
    Whiffler says:

    In spite of everything …. these two Heads are far better than two Eds


  19. 36
    Sebastian Fox says:

    “Hillsborough families express disgust following Wikipedia insult claims
    Relatives attending new inquest call for full investigation into allegations web page was changed from inside Whitehall”

    Who’s got form for altering their Wikipedia page?


    • 54
      Ex Footy Fan says:

      What pisses me off is that the biggest criminals in this who treat their customers like shit walk away with their pockets bulging and the undying loyalty of the victims families.
      It’s the clubs that stuff inadequate grounds with supporters so players can earn in one week what four coppers do in a year.
      With that much money swilling around how the fuck is it everybody else’s fault but not the clubs?
      Maybe this type of brainless blind loyalty and devotion to your club is what helped cause the fucking disaster in the first place.


  20. 37
    Ockham's Razor says:

    …and Guido charged Huffpo with being obscene!


  21. 38
    UKIP the final solution says:

    Dont need labour to tell us that the liberal regime is a liberal party do we?

    Centrist pro EU enslavement liberal progressive big government, there are not many people who still believe the Tories are still a Tory party.


  22. 39
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Max Clifford trial to reconvene on Monday.


  23. 45
    Ed miliband says:

    Two sides of the same coin or one side of a blank piece of paper.
    You decide.


  24. 47
    nell says:

    well a memorial as I understand it is an item which commemorates the death of something – so I’d be very happy to see a memorial coin to the coalition.


  25. 51
    MB. says:

    Someone should run off some coins with Milliband on one side and whoever is his union paymaster on the other side.


    • 65
      Royal Mint says:

      Ah, I see a Single-Side, One-Nation coin in the making.

      Bit tricky, but cost no object. Bankers’ bonus tax will pay for it.


  26. 53
    catesby says:

    If a coin was 3-sided you could add Labour!


  27. 56
    Coppers for the poor! says:

    What is Ed Miliband? A two faced socialist coward!


  28. 58

    I didn’t think Labour had two coins to rub together.


  29. 59
    Coppers for the poor! says:

    Socialist leeches minting coins from the backs off the poor!

    It is easy to retaliate, I suggest Ed Miliscum & Len McClusky are the two sides of same coin.


  30. 60
    Taxpayer-Funded Wishing Well says:

    All Requests may be subject to change…..


  31. 61
    Cuntryboy says:

    Heads! You lose!


  32. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like the first, and we hope, the last time anyone wants a coalition, especially with Lib Dems


  33. 71
    The Royal Mint says:

    We have another coin in the works. On one side is Nigel Farage and on the other is someone else called Nick.


  34. 73
    Anonymous says:

    “Coalition Memorial Coin”
    AKA: Funny money? Only redeemable in Dave and Nick’s Nicky-Knocky-Noo Land. Where once there lived a politician, who believed that anyone who didn’t share his mental fantasy was a fantasist, and had to be repeatedly told so. Then one day someone took him to one side, and instead of leaving him there, asked him very some simple questions. Such as: How can a politician claim to believe in democracy, yet hypocritically act to prevent plebiscites? Which are surely a touchstone of that ideology. Was not such flagrant cognitive dissonance the true indication of a fantasist? Unfortunately, much like the difference between a mental rendition of reality and reality itself, he couldn’t grasp the relevance of those questions either.


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