NF: What is your favourite takeaway?
NC: I had a McDonald’s last week at an M1 service station.
NF: Ever had a kebab?
NC: I have had a kebab. I haven’t had one for a while. What I last had was a McDonald’s cheeseburger. With chips. Any more detail?
NF: Did you go large?
NC: What do you mean did I go large?
NF: You can go large for an extra thirty pence.
NC: I had a meal deal.
LBC asking the important questions.