NF: What is your favourite takeaway?

NC: I had a McDonald’s last week at an M1 service station.

NF: Ever had a kebab?

NC: I have had a kebab. I haven’t had one for a while. What I last had was a McDonald’s cheeseburger. With chips. Any more detail?

NF: Did you go large?

NC: What do you mean did I go large?

NF: You can go large for an extra thirty pence.

NC: I had a meal deal.

LBC asking the important questions.