April 24th, 2014

WATCH: Clegg Kebbabed by Nick Ferrari

NF: What is your favourite takeaway?

NC: I had a McDonald’s last week at an M1 service station.

NF: Ever had a kebab?

NC: I have had a kebab. I haven’t had one for a while. What I last had was a McDonald’s cheeseburger. With chips. Any more detail?

NF: Did you go large?

NC: What do you mean did I go large?

NF: You can go large for an extra thirty pence.

NC: I had a meal deal.

LBC asking the important questions.


  1. 1
    Labour Fucktards says:

    You know what? I don’t believe him.


    • 27
      dai taxed mightily says:

      Q what’s your favourite filling station?

      A commons bars restaurants and expenses


      • 41
        Lord Lardarse of Hull in tha Ed says:

        Eehh lads, the poor boy would have asked fer a donor kebab but eee didn’t know who tha donor were…..daaadaa!


        • 61
          Gastronomic Jihad says:

          Anybody eating kebabs wants their head looking into. Filthy muck at the best of times.

          Google Charlene Downes.

          Then ask yourself why you most probably have never heard of her, but Doreen Lawrence sits in the House of Lords.


      • 112
        Lord Mandy of Boy says:

        I think the next step is for Clegg to be Spitroasted after being Kebabbed…

        I’m free to help Nicky!


        • 118
          Anonymous says:

          Clegg got his minion to buy it for him.

          Clegg very defensive with the “any more detail” comment… Obviously had no more detail and was worried about getting caught out.

          He is a liar and cannot be trusted.


    • 29
      Norman Normal says:

      I do, his Europhile madness is obviously the result of hydrogenated fat deposits lodging in the brain.


    • 101
      FUEUSSR says:

      I see the ethnic French Breton’s have been given status in the subsidy land southwest of the Tamar


    • 102
      The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

      Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Europe?


  2. 2
    FrankFisher says:

    Clegg will be working in a McDonalds this time next year.


  3. 3
    Prescott always super sizes his meals says:

    He’s lying. Everyone knows they’re called fries at McDonalds, not chips.


  4. 4
    Nick Clegg says:

    I am a twat.


    • 26
      Leading Conversation says:

      Clogg is really quite dreadful.

      His LBC phone-in confirms that every week.


    • 45
      Mr Vagina says:

      An insult to twats.


    • 99
      Handycock from his villa in Spain says:

      You really are a twat Nick. By the way, I would like to state that current rumours of me stepping down and resigning are untrue; my boys and the Lodge won’t let me. Boaz.


      • 100
        Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

        Don’t forget Handy, I want a villa in Spain just like yours from your boys. Jahbulon.


        • 125
          Handy's Boys says:

          We need more asylum seekers and more planning permissions to build flats for them first, Grand Master. Boaz.


  5. 5
    David Steels undignified silence on why he recommended a prolific child abuser for a knighthood says:

    To be fair its quite an achievement that he remembers this as he seems to have amnesia over so many things these days.


  6. 6
    Ronald says:

    Hopefully the PM let Nick play in the Playplace child zone once he’d finished his meal and said thank-you.


  7. 7
    John Prescott says:

    50 Big Macs, 23 Quarter Pounders, 15 boxes of Chicken McNuggets, 34 McChicken sandwiches, 30 portions of large fries, 18 Cokes, 12 chocolates milkshakes and 24 apple pies.

    And for my main, I’d like 100 of everything on the menu.


  8. 8
    thostids says:

    Clegg should own up that his favourite takeaway is his expenses. As for kebabs, that’s what you get when, like Maria Miller, you get caught with your hand in the till – scorched all over.
    As for going large, he won’t have a problem after 22nd May. The lib-Dems are walking into their sunset. Night night, children. Night night.


  9. 10
    Sinister food says:

    The irony is that some people still believe kebabs have meat in them.


  10. 12
    Peter Martin says:

    Did he know what was in his kebab, or decided not to ask or check? Again.


  11. 13
    East India Company Wallah says:

    Did Nick get a gift with his Happy Meal?

    Real man of the proletariat🍔🍟


  12. 14
    Tooth fairy says:

    so now his limo is needing defuming and deep cleaned to get his greasy fingerprint off.


  13. 15
    Norman Normal says:

    Anyone going to comment on Labour cutting ties with the Co-op Bank?

    They are moving to the trade union owned Unity Trust Bank. I wonder how quickly that will go under?


    • 30
      jgm2 says:

      I’ve never heard of the ‘trade union owned Unity Trust Bank’.

      Why didn’t the unions go to this bank and borrow enough money to buy BT, BG, BR, BA, BL, BAe, British Coal and British shipbuilding when they were up for sale?

      Then the workers really would own the means of production. Instead of getting the rest of us to buy it and then feather-bed them for another two generations until we ran out of money.


      • 74
        Joe Public. says:

        You have answered your own question!
        Loved it this morning when the BBC stated that the Labour Party would be moving their “loan” (not debt) of over £1 million. More like £3+ million and over 10 years.
        Can’t let facts get in the way of disinforming the public.


    • 35
      Ed Moribund says:

      Prime Minister Miliband {House of commons statement on bank expected nationalisation}
      May 2016

      0% growth….started in America…The Unity Trust Bank is NOT being nationalised just taken into temporary public ownership … will actually show a profit for the taxpayers in 2099 .. prudence…red lines…erm…m.m.mmm..mmm..mister speaker…lessons have been learned…Thatcher…etc


    • 127
      The Critic says:

      They did not cut ties. They were told to go away or face higher charges. I just love hedge funds.


  14. 16
    Ed Moribund says:

    Typical. The Lib Dems are having “Happy! Yes, “Happy Meals” whilst 200million poor people have to eat from a wheelie bin at a foodbank because of the cost of fast food crisis.



  15. 18
    Chavs and takeaways says:


  16. 19
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    1.3 trillion in debt and that fat under worked Ferrari has this to say.


  17. 25
    Jim says:

    Is going Large between 7 and 14% or something bigger than that?


  18. 30
    Fish says:

    C’mon, GF. The Sun’s ‘Bluekip’ story you linked to is beyond the paywall, so what is the gen on;

    ‘Photos of Nigel Farage’s campaign poster
    girl naked and taking part in lewd acts’

    I think that Lizzy needs a bit of probing and look forward to seeing all of the evidence later today.


    • 34
      jgm2 says:

      That Lizzie looks fucking gorgeous.

      UKIP could do worse than stick her on a billboard in a wonderbra-stylee ‘Hello boys’ a*d*v*e*r*t.


      • 36
        Jacqui Sevenbellies says:

        Could I do the same for Ed’s Old Labour ?


      • 44
        Ockham's Razor says:

        I am going to suggest that they send her out here. I can give her correctional treatment at the local FKK campsite to expand her horizons.


      • 47
        Little rat says:

        I agree.
        What sort of cùnt would do the sly on her with those photos. He deserves a kicking.


      • 59
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

        Hope the pics are as revealing as the scenes of Scarlett Johansson in the UK sci-fi movie ‘Under The Skin’ :-)


  19. 37
    Prime Minister"The Dunce Of Downing Street" Cameron says:

    £470 million to build a road underneath Stonehenge. Utterly ludicrous waste of money:



    • 40
      R. Youshore says:

      Not if you’ve ever been stuck on the A303 in a bumper-to-bumper tailback to/from the West Country, it’s not !


      • 49
        Bill Quango MP says:

        Quite right.

        For those who don’t know the A303 at Stonehenge is SINGLE LANE.
        This is the main road to cornwall and devon and during every holiday season a 10 mile tailback and 2-3 hour delay is not just uncommon, but inevitable.

        This project has been on the table for 50 years. Each time it fails as its ‘too expensive’.
        And then its dusted off 5 years later and the costs have doubled.


        • 55
          Collins says:

          It’s only only the main road for Londonistaners, font the British then the main road is the A38


        • 67
          Your EUSSR Masters says:

          You failed to state this capital sum of £470 Million will divert OUR funds
          away from the most important project HS2 aka Complete Fcuking Huge
          White Elephant which will only cost £100+Billion & is of vital importance
          to us, your ruling EUSSR Brussels Elite !!


      • 50
        Page Ann says:

        Any twat who can’t read a road atlas in order to avoid a rock pile that is a long known hazard to travellers deserves all he gets.


    • 63
      Drew Idd the ancient Pikey says:

      Silly twats. Worshiping those rocks we dumped one night.


    • 71
      Fact says:

      £470 million is mere peanuts.

      That fucking incompetent gay loving bastard Dave borrowed another £107 BILLION last year.


  20. 38
    Clifford says:

    Here’s hoping…


  21. 42
    Anonymous says:

    “LBC asking the important questions.”
    All they need to do now is institute some form of fact-checking procedure. Applicable to all guests and every interviewer. Failure to implement such a safeguard, would indicate a serious case of WCD (Wilful Conative Dissonance).


  22. 46
    Fluff says:

    Greetings pop pickers.


  23. 51
    Fed up Joe Public & all voting UKIP ORG says:

    Nick whats his Name Did not ask Cloggy Why the fcuk are they still
    allowing more & more Mozzies into OUR Country & who’s agenda is to
    take over OUR country, Birmingham Schools has revealed the Mozzies
    real latent agenda which ConsLieLaborLebDims Oligarchs are trying there
    best to sweep all under the carpet !!

    Vote UKIP !!


  24. 54
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    I took my dog for a check up at the vet’s today.

    He’s still a dog.


  25. 56
    more importantly says:

    Should Tom Archer marry Kirsty?


  26. 58
    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    Now that is a good interview.

    It is clear why Clegg did not answer the question, but this demonstrates nearly all that is wrong with LibLabCon style.

    If F’arage was asked: What is your favorite takeaway, he probably would have immediately responded: Fish and Chips or stated he doesn’t really eat them but had a great pub lunch etc.

    How not to answer this question demonstrated by Clegg: ‘this is what I had the other week and clearly didn’t ** further bullshit follows **…’

    Did Clegg expense the motorway meal ??? :-)


    • 68
      jgm2 says:

      If he didn’t then we’ll have further proof he was lying. There’s no way an MP would fail to expense a meal.


      • 89
        C O (Ξ7q1) says:

        That is precisely to the point.

        The question itself seems harmless, but there were several ways that could have been answered.

        i) Be honest, or answer in such a way as to promote your politics / image.

        ii) Plug a company (Has Clegg got a VI in MacDonalds ?)

        iii) Set yourself up for further investigation – state you had a meal last week on Motorway. Ok – which Motorway, which service station, anyone see you ? You expense it ? What were you doing in a Motorway service station – is that an appropriate place to be ? Were you with your family ? etc. etc.

        People for sure will not be impressed as Clegg fails fumbles the ‘go large’ 30p effort with the ‘meal deal’.

        Given the governments general bent on healthy eating advice, why is Clegg giving fast food a platform ? Traditional English takeaway food, or even the various H’alal / ethnic options are much healthier and better value for money.


        • 122
          gildedtumbril says:

          There is nothing healthy about HELLAL. The meat is enfused with adrenalin and poisonousm long term.


    • 83
      Jack Man of Straw says:

      Chicken Tikka Masala for me all the way.
      I opened the doors for Muslim immigrants but there are still only 3 million of them in UK. Obama has done better in California and NYC.


  27. 64
    Mike Hancock says:

    The moral of this tale is that you should never stand next to that Ferrari character in a public toilet.


  28. 64
    Tony Smooth says:

    Just to clarify what I said yesterday . I did not mean to imply that the west should invade Syria and Iran. We should all be peaceful and get along.

    {covers microphone and whispers} “The Bombing starts in 5 minutes.”


    • 72
      Dave Cameron says:

      You mean underaged British boys and girls can be brainwashed into going out there to help and end up dead urban terrorists and you propose to do nothing about it?


      • 80
        Tony Smooth says:

        Dave, I have cash in Moscow and cash in Saudi. I just think we would all get better returns on our investments if war was either avoided or a massive nuclear strike.


      • 84
        jgm2 says:

        They’re being brainwashed irrespective of the situation in Syria. I’m all for flying them out to Syria and letting Assad know their whereabouts.

        Fuck them.


  29. 70
    No but Yeah,No but Yeah or sumfin or nuffin says:

    So Nigel Farage’s “People’s Army” UKIP battle bus is…..German!


  30. 75
    Anonymous says:

    LBC is a waste of space. Pick a topic and flog it to death by a number of different presenters. The discussion about burgers and kebabs sums it all up.


  31. 76
    Axel Rose says:

    Tweet tweet ##

    let’s make this clear. I am nothing to do with Ed Miliband.


  32. 78
    eThel ffom Purley says:

    Large? he was fucking massive and I am so grateful to Jack Dromey for letting me have a go at his boyfriend.


  33. 79
    Labour says:

    We are moving our 10 million pound loan elsewhere.
    Please do not comment on why we never have any money.


  34. 82
    Fanny Haddock says:

    Why is eating crap fast food seen as “keeping it real”?
    Can’t Miriam make his a sandwich before he goes out?
    Can’t he make one himself?
    Can’t he afford something half decent on his huge salary plus £400 per month groceries bill?

    I’m glad Princes William and H@rry have come through relatively unscathed from their public force-feeding of McDonalds burgers by Lady Di in her “USA” t-shirt.
    H@rry had his Nazi-uniform moment as the chemical passed through his brain, and Wills’s hair fell out, but otherwise they seem OK.


  35. 87
    Shooty* says:

    The BBC’s pro-Jihad thing on Syria this morning was unbelievable.

    “Why SHOULD people face prosecution just for helping jihadists fight the government in Syria?”

    “But all of these people are going there for peaceful purposes”. The short silence from the police lady when the interviewer put that to her could be interpreted as “really? Do even you bunch of leftie useful idiots believe that sh1te?”

    Anyone else noticed that about 75 – 80% of the news on Radio 4 is Muslim related? All of it bad.


    • 91
      C O (Ξ7q1) says:

      Why should people face prosecution ?

      Because they have just taken part in an illegal war, most likely with the intent of picking up experience that can be applied here in the UK directly.

      That’s why they should be barred from returning, and prosecuted if they do get back in. The families also need to be kept under close surveillance also.

      The latter is part of what is known in the trade as: Counter-Insurgency.


      • 95
        C O (Ξ7q1) says:

        Sorry – taken part illegally in a war : Their is nothing illegal about the Syr!an civil war, however it should be noted that the war there started when armed insurgents from !raq mainly came across the border looking for trouble, and made it.

        See a likely pattern for the UK guys who are returning, and what they could try here ?


    • 93
      jgm2 says:

      We’re missing a fucking trick here.

      It surely cannot be beyond the wit of even the UK’s intelligence services to figure out the various routes whereby these ‘British’ jihadists make their way to Syria. Just have a chap watching and listening for their Brummie accents and the second they get over the Syrian border call in the co-ordinates to the Syrian airforce. Another problem solved.


      • 97
        C O (Ξ7q1) says:

        The problem is Europe.

        Those who are on planes back are easy to pick up and will be watched.

        Most of these guys (and girls) are travelling on bizarre land surface routes – crossing into Europe on their passports no questions asked, and nothing being done on the continent provided they are headed to the UK.

        Even between member states there is a problem – ie. the J’ihadi’s from G’ermany who are returning ( there are a lot ) are not being stopped as they enter Europe through !taly etc.

        With the open borders policy and Europe’s stance on rights of people who hold European passports with family, and fuck all common political will, there is not much that can be done legally to stop them returning.

        It would perhaps be better for them to be liquidated before they enter Europe: They have after all agreed to that by travelling to fight overseas as irregular insurgents.


        • 104
          jgm2 says:

          Hence my point about simply telling the Syrians where they are once they cross the border into Syria.

          We must have a few Hindus who look the part and would be only too happy to call in an airstrike once they’re on Syrian sovereign territory.


    • 98
      Nick Clog says:

      > 75 – 80% of the news on Radio 4 is Muslim related

      7%, according to statistics from the HoC library


  36. 103
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Any right-minded individual boycotts McDonald’s.


  37. 108
    Nick Ferrari? says:

    What sort of a name is that?
    Sounds like a car thief from a cheap novella.


  38. 110
    FairBobby says:

    Clegg is such a miserable failure, as well as telling lies, he has to wheel out his wife to help. Let’s not forget, of course that she has finger in the pie as well. Director of a Spanish company that makes wind turbines and gets government subsidies is hardly one to support the interests of the UK.
    With every sincerity that can be mustered, I hope and pray that Clegg and his fellow Europhiles suffer a major defeat at the forthcoming elections.


  39. 113
    fedz says:

    I’m astonished that Clegg, as useless as he is, has the time for this radio phone-in crap. His constituents must be asking, could we do better?. I would have thought, particularly so on what Clegg is being paid as laughingly deputy PM.


  40. 117
    catesby says:

    For some bizarre reason the traditionally Conservative – voting middle-class relatively affluent voters of Sheffield Hallam choose to vote for this leftie loonie even though they can’t possibly share his politics.


  41. 121
    gildedtumbril says:

    Anyone who cares what cleggover thinks is a luncheon voucher short of a rentboy.


  42. 124

    Was that a large bowel movement??????


  43. 129

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