April 24th, 2014

Another PX Wonk to No. 10


41 Comments

  1. 1
    A Taxpayer says:

    Sack him. He’s a waste of money.

  2. 2
    @hateliebour says:

    Are these the same policies that Camoron has been running with for the last four years, can’t see why we need a piper and all his musicians if they can’t play the music, that’s what it’s been like from Camoron for the last four years

  3. 3
    Rogered Helmet says:

    DID YOU SAY WONK OR WORK ?

  4. 4
    Alex from Manchester formly Aberdeen and Govan says:

    Bring in David Moyes.

  5. 5
    NO FUTURE WITH LABOUR. says:

    Geek!

  6. 6
    Groucho says:

    Think you’ve misspelled ‘wonk’

  7. 7
    Ed Miliband says:

    They all are. Except me.

  8. 8
    Black, White and Grey says:

    Not a ginger insight.

  9. 9
    Puck says:

    Oops! Sorry.

    Just farted.

  10. 10
    Bill Quango MP says:

    So many advisers now that I’ve opened a whole recruiting agency just for political appointments.

    SPAD-U-Like

    Why not pop in and visit our wonkbar ? Up to 50% off Apple store reject geeks.

  11. 11
    by the short and curlies says:

    Is Guido a ginger?

  12. 12
    reader says:

    As long as they don’t connive with the French to put up my taxes – as the Labour Party so regularly do, then UKIP demonstrating the approproate level of disrespect for the rotten EU bullshit is OK by me.

  13. 13
    Ginger ahoy says:

    Have a look at Max Chambers. What do you think?

  14. 14
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  15. 15
    Ed Moribund says:

    Nothing I like more than getting all my SPADs in a circle and having a great big wonk.

  16. 16
    Pookie snackumberger says:

    Great, they are not nodding through draconian laws, but nodding off instead; mind you when the Europiles are droning on who wouldn’t fall asleap?

  17. 17
    Watcher says:

    Hilarious to watch another pathetic attempt by the Telegraph to smear UKIP. Or are they secret supporters? One might think so when they come up with this headline:

    “EU elections: German Eurosceptics snub ‘ridiculous’ Ukip
    German Eurosceptics snub “ridiculous” Ukip in a new blow to Nigel Farage ”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/10784826/EU-elections-German-Eurosceptics-snub-ridiculous-Ukip.html

  18. 18
    Alexei Salmond says:

    Joan McAlpine is a ginger.

  19. 19
    Bottom says:

    Just had a third crap today.

    In other news…

  20. 20
    @hateliebour says:

    At last someone who has really found what the public want from him in the EUSSR, nothing, we don’t want their rubbish laws, their corruption, their lies, we don’t want him to help them in anyway, except if they vote for throwing Britain out of the EUSSR

  21. 21
    Christmas Carol says:

    Phrase of the days

    “he has dropped his lunch”

    refering to someone who has done a big turd

    very usefull whe referring to a dog ie. he has dropped his lunch on the lawn

  22. 22
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    I’ll show you what a real waste of money looks like…

  23. 23
    Sub Judice says:

    Max Chambers
    Clifford Chance
    Don’t get mixed up here.

  24. 24
    Chance Chambers says:

    What?

  25. 25
    jgm2 says:

    See, that’s UKIP’s thing. They’ve been elected to be uncooperative and take the piss. Everybody knows that.

    It’s no fucking secret.

    Worried Labour might come second to UKIP or something?

  26. 26
    jgm2 says:

    Very Pythonesque innit.

    ‘No, we’re the People’s Liberation Front of J*u*d*e*a’!

    ‘Splitters’!

    etc etc

  27. 27
    jgm2 says:

    Split verdict = retrial = more money for lawyers all round.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    More smears, are the LIBLABCON scared or what, I have never seen a bigger smear capaign ever. LIBLABCON PUT ORDER IN FOR VAST QUANTITY OF BOG ROLL PLUSS DIOCALM PILLS

    HaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!

    Good Old NIGEL we’ll give em fruitcakes, nutters and racists

  29. 29
    jgm2 says:

    It only needs a single poll to show UKIP in the lead and the whole fucking thing will snowball.

    There’s still enough Labour bedwetters and red-faced Tories determined not to give the ‘other’ side a ‘victory’ but if Nigel can just get a slight poll lead then many of them will give it –

    ‘Do you know what? Fuck it. As long as the ‘other lot’ (be it Tory or Labour) don’t win then I don’t give a fuck who does.’

    LibLacCon could be wiped out in the Euros. And, with luck and momentum on their side, in the 2015 GE.

    How sweet would that be?

  30. 30
    The Growler says:

    Put it away Eddie

  31. 31
    The Growler says:

    Did he go to a posh boy school, Oxbridge, one of the chaps, he’ll go far

  32. 32
    Uncle Jom says:

    Very jgm2

    In fact the mere thought of it and some sex wee dribbled out

  33. 33
    catesby says:

    Still not enough questions have been asked regarding Scameron’s choice of Patrick Rock as a close and trusted adviser. Rock stood in 2 elections and lost both times in’84 he lost the Tories Portsmouth South in a bye-election a seat the Tories had held since 1918! His next job was working for the left-wing eu commissioner Chris Patten who lost his Bath seat in 1992 when his party won the election with a record vote! It’s amazing what great heights political failure can lead you to! Scameron has never won an election either.

  34. 34
    cured lefty says:

    Ha ha johannes who exactly the fuck are you?

  35. 35
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Just after the loss of Britain’s American colony, Lord North walked into parliament in the middle of a loud debate. He saw one of the opposition on his feet and North asked a colleague what the matter was. Noth was told that the honourable member was, ‘outlining the history of the crimes of our party’. North replied, ‘wake me when he gets to modern times’, then sat down and dozed off.

  36. 36
    Extremely Geeky Geek (with speech impediment) says:

    Yesh?

  37. 37
    Max Mallowan says:

    You think it’s easy being married to Agatha Christie?

  38. 38
    Ed Miliband says:

    Hullo! [falls over, breaks ankle]

  39. 39
    Fred the pensioner says:

    .. and we don’t want our idiot government to keep chucking 50odd million pounds of OUR money away to them every passing day including weekends and Bank Holidays).

  40. 40
    Bluebottle says:

    What is a “wonk” ?

    Can I have a “wonk” please ?

  41. 41
    ned ludd says:

    Patrick Rock, suck Nigel’s ….


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