April 23rd, 2014

Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr Cameron?


  1. 1
    Mainwaring says:

    Stupid boy.

  2. 2
    Not in my name says:

    Doomed, I tell ye, doomed…..

  3. 3
    Frazer says:

    He’s doomed

  4. 4
    Sarah Millington says:

    Cameron should just admit it:

    He is a social democrat who believes in the supremacy of the EU in making British Laws.


  5. 5
    At least three of those flags aren't going anywhere says:

    I wonder what the Irish Republic thinks of a union flag coming away from their shore.

  6. 6
    Why do mooz takeaways not have bins? says:

    Anjem Choudary @anjemchoudary_
    @prashantabhm Brother, I never said that. I said Islam WILL be peaceful after we mulsims exterminate all the kafirs #AskAnjem
    12:14 PM – 29 Mar 2012

    Surely Plod can get this ‘man’ on something, still too afraid like Hook?

  7. 7
    Time for action says:

    Anjem’s up to his usual tricks again on Twitter, attacking Christians, J*ws and non-muslims in general. Time this piece of shit got locked up. Sick of this oxygen thief c-unt getting away with incitement to violence.

    Report him here:


  8. 8
    Time for action says:

  9. 9
    Bob Fleming says:

    Leave him alone – he’s a daily reminder of the enemy within. Just a question of when it will be dealt with

  10. 10
    They can whinge all they like says:

    Fuck them. They are quite happy to throw their ‘Ireland’ label over Northern Ireland , part of the United Kingdom.

  11. 11
    Hamjam bin in sun too long says:

    Fools, infidels, fools….you think your little democracy will protect you. The Eu Iss lam Trojan horse will supply.

  12. 12
    I think he is says:

    Is twitter unislamic?
    Is he breaking some psycho imam’s fatwa when using it?

  13. 13
    Hamjam bin in sun too long says:

    Exterminate….is a very strong word, it will mean only one thing. This man is inciting to a degree even the Beeboids and left must find at least a little worrying?

  14. 14
    Cerne Abbas says:

    I’ll have a pint of cider and some pork scratchings, please.

  15. 15
    koba says:

    Hate crime is only committed by anglo-saxons

  16. 16
    IMHO says:

    Only 3% more and UKIP will top the polls in May. If they take 2% directly from Labour they will have broken through. Add to that the continuing collapse of the Tory vote and a signifiacnt lead is possible.

  17. 17
    Thick head says:

    What’s it all about?

  18. 18
    Captain Gay Dave says:

    Gay marriage vicar?

  19. 19
    PsyOps says:

    It is not a crime to hate Anjem. The government want you to hate him. He works for the CIA.

  20. 20
    Godfrey says:

    Cameron reminds me of my sister Dolly when she gets in a flap about her cupcakes.

  21. 21
    Time for action says:

    I wish every fucking muzee on earth would die. Scum of the earth.

  22. 22
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Not being much of a one for jargon, could some kind person tell me if PEB is just a contraction of PLEB or, in fact, something else?

  23. 23
    Felix the Cat says:

    Whenever the government’s in a fix, he reaches into his bag of tricks.

  24. 24
    Frau Merkel says:

    Little did they know in 1944 that by 2014 the Germans would have taken all of Europe and be pushing East into Eurasia. All aided by successive British governments.

  25. 25
    non taxable pikey says:

    I’m quite happy to give them the bloody place.

  26. 26
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Dave’s fucking Government are proud of “only” borrowing another £107.7 BILLION in the last year.

    That’s £1500 for each of you stupid plebs, and your granny, and each of your kids.


    Dave and Co. are useless financially incompetent t(u)rds.

  27. 27
    Hamjam bin insun says:

    Isn’t it St George’s Day?

    Why no reference anywhere? Are you afraid, infidels?

  28. 28
    Hamspam Chowder says:

    So why are you here ?

  29. 29
    LABOUR says:


  30. 30
    stun () says:

    Party Election Broadcast

  31. 31
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    And all Christians – including Dave. Religions are destructive bollux.

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Why don’t we start beheading these raghead fuckers in the street,maybe the faggots in the westminster spunkbubble will start governing in the interest of the indigenous people of this country.

  33. 33
    Alfie says:

    They keep asking me that.

  34. 34
    romabobbiebooboo says:


  35. 35
    3 May 2014 is... says:

    #LeonBrittan Day!

  36. 36
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    I’ll second, third,fourth and fifth that !

  37. 37
    old grumpy says:

    You should do proper research as to how the EU-based Legislative system works, then you’d point your finger in the right direction!

    While a %age of the legislation comes from that Loonie Bin, known as the EU Parliament, most comes in the form or EU Directives. The Directives are on liners RECOMMENDING legislative action on whatever the subject, in member countries.

    Note THE RECOMMENDATIONS (not instruction).

    These are passed to “responsible” Civil Servants for fleshing out……… AND THAT IS WHERE THINGS GO TITS UP!

    The crazies in the Civil Service get very uncivil and include all sorts of SHIT! They do it because they can and it suits their overweaning egos…….

    Back in 1994, one of my jobs was to screen the resulting white papers from directives, applicable to our sector and report to the DTI as to the appropriateness of inclusions. Some were so outlandish that I’d send the whole document back as a point blank rejection and tell ‘em to start again (which used to cause all sorts of ructions).

    Sadly, few people had, or have the spine to face down senior Civil Servants……. but my Parade Ground Bark found uses in those situations………

  38. 38
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Thank you. It seems so obvious when pointed out but there were not many supporting indicators.

    The author of this article might care to take note…

    What ever one says about the quality of Rich’s cartoons, his past inability to draw has forced him to litter his “work” with textual clues! Happily, he seems to be improving. Slowly.

  39. 39
    I hate everybody says:

    And the Buddhists.

    I hope their Karma Chameleon bites their asses.

  40. 40
    Mohammed's self portrait says:


  41. 41
    Simon Cowell says:

    His impersonation act on Britain’s got talent is going to be woefully short on recognisable characters then.

    It’s a no from me.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Iceland is the biggest country in Europe.

  43. 43
    Back1woodsman says:

    Spot on that man !
    Think the infamous example of the beef headage payments document. EU issues a directive 20 something pages long. Irish min ag paraphrase it and issue a 7 page document to Irish farmers. British civil service loons goldplate it and issue a 78 page document for UK farmers to follow.
    The EU, whilst admittedly a problem, is no greater one than our own bloated civil service.

  44. 44
    Bill Quango MP says:

    The Home Guard platoon.

    Captain Camering addresses the troops.

    “Now..as you know..we are defending these shores against the vile national Socialists .. Frau Merkel won’t find us so easy to conquer. The French may have given up fighting and gone all Bolshie, but we will never surrender to the forces of the EU…”

    Sergeant Cleggson yawns.

    “Is something the matter, Cleggson?”

    “Oh, no sir..well..not really..its just I find all this EU bashing so…well so very tiring.”

    “Tiring! Tiring! Its what we are fighting for! Stop the forces of the dark bureaucracy from straightening our bananas.”

    “Well…I know sir, its just that only 7% of our laws are affected by the Germans. I think maybe we should just join the EU Pact-of-Steel, and be part of a greater Europe. Then we’d be part of a giant EU nation and well protected and have access to all that lovely cheese and the rather nice Italian wines..”

    Captain Camering was appalled. “We have wine here! British wine! Nettleberry! Finest in the world! .. and we have Cheddar! No need to allow the EU to regulate all our..”

    “Shoot him Captain Camering,” Said the young Private Pikey Osborne. “Shoot him..He’s a pinko..you’re allowed to shoot pinko’s in wartime.”

    “Be quiet…” Camering sighed, ” you stupid boy.”

    At that moment the ARP Warden, Mr Farage, came into the hall..

    “Right Napoleon..Push off…I need this room for my Anti-Rompuy-Party drill.. Take your toy soldier party elsewhere..The real fighting men are here now.”

    “I do not like that man,”said Sergeant Cleggson. “He’s so awfully common touch, don’t you think so sir?”

    “Quite agree Cleggson..Very, very common touch. He wouldn’t get into any decent Westminster-On Sea club.”

    “Well…not in that jacket he wouldn’t! ”

    “Ha ha! Quite so Sergeant..Well come on..we’ll go into the office and draw up some more EU referendum plans..”

    “Anti-Referendum plans, I think you mean sir?”

    “I don’t know what I mean Cleggson..now be quiet and come along..”

  45. 45
    olden1936 says:

    The beauty of being British is in our innate sense of the ridiculous; we may and do laugh at our selves, but we mustn’t laugh at foreigners because that would be racist and rather bad taste. Personally, as a true though ancient British, I look forward our Christian PM triumphantly leading us out of the EU (thus fullfilling his promise) and then he and his condescending-toned foreign minister shall lead squads of heroic T.A. part-timers aboard our nearly built aircraft carriers to subdue Russia, and then sail onwards to mercilessly punish Canada for hating and banning Marmite. The world is doomed, I have spoken!

  46. 46
    Michael Caine says:

    My Muslim name is ishtar-Akhal’am’dinbala’Mohamed-Jihad.

    Not a lot of people know that.

  47. 47
    The Civil Service says:

    Rules and regulations means jobs and every new job means 10 new jobs to support that job and those 10 new jobs need 100 new jobs to support them.

  48. 48
    Captain Mainwaring says:

    Stop rolling your eyes Fraser.

  49. 49
    Corby says:

    Spot on – we have the Fourth Reich.

    What is worse is that we have helped the Hun to get into this position.

  50. 50
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    “Happy saint George’s day”

  51. 51
    Liar.Politicians says:

    I couldn’t stop laughing at the number of lies in the PEB.

  52. 52
    Liar.Politicians says:

    Nigel Farage sums up the European Parliament, a toothless talking shop of rubber stamps.

  53. 53
    Ed Milibland says:

    That’s as nothing compared to my prolapsed vagina

  54. 54
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    You’ve got to factor in £65 billion going into the EU coffrers.

  55. 55
    Abdul Krims bum boi says:

    i assume you mean ARSE, ..who on earth would want to bite a Donks

  56. 56
    The Last Etonian Bullington Toff of Downing Street off camera says:

    If the filthy stinking smelly masses believe any of that fcuking crap

    they will believe anything…….

    As for a referendum they can all go & fcuking whistle…..

    Its will be just like my last cast iron guarantee all bare

    face mendacity & manipulation for which I have an

    unrivelled reputation of stabbing everyone in the back

    when they least expect it & of course added by the

    compliant MSM….they know the right thing to do !!!

  57. 57
    Northern Ireland says:

    Well, happily it’s not up to you, arsehole.

  58. 58
    Rob Roy says:

    Can’t you people just give David Cameron a break?

    He is a really nice guy.

    He has even promised us Scots that if we vote to stay in the Union he will give us additional powers to raise some of our own taxes.

    The guy is all heart.

  59. 59
    Data Protection Act says:

    Obtaining personal data by deception?

  60. 60
    catesby says:

    My God that election broadcast is dull I think even the dimmest Tory will remain unfooled!

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Jackanory,Jackanory, Jackanory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Tory Voting Song

    Jolly voting weather
    We are all Europhiles
    We’re very clever
    And lie to you all the while
    You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
    We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.

    Regarding our expenses
    We will fill our boots
    We know you don’t like it
    But we don’t give two hoots
    If we get found out we will not shed a tear
    We’ll still be MPs on £60 odd grand a year

    If you think I’ll claim back powers,
    You haven’t got a clue
    We’ll hand the UK to Merkle,
    There is nothing that you can do
    No referendums Changes through on the nod
    I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous sod

    As for immigration
    I know it gets on your tits
    I will flood the nation
    And pay their benefits
    I am from Eton; I am one of the ruling class
    If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my a***

  63. 63
    thostids says:

    It was always to going to be easier to win the “economic war”. A shooting war means you work 12 hour shifts building Panzer tanks and trying to do your job to keep the Country running. An economic war, which we lost long ago, simply means that the Germans put in a couple of hours paid overtime building Mercs, Beamers and Audis and lend the foreign peasants the money to buy them. When they can’t pay you back you take over their Economy and appoint your own Gauleiter, oops “Administrator”. The Brits were the easiest, they just keep spending, and if they won’t then their Government goes on running up vast public debts.

  64. 64
    thostids says:

    Don’t for Heaven’s sake give our new God-botherer PM some other perversion to legitimise. It wan’t be long before the whole bloody Cabinet take Holy Orders and become “The Brown-nosed Friars” in their pursuit of votes.

  65. 65
    fat chav says:


  66. 66
    broderick crawford says:

    ” … we will give an in/out referendum by the END OF 2017…”

    Why not the END OF 2016 ? after all if tories win May 2015 they would then have a full 18 months to renegotiate…. no need for 30 months Why the delay ?

    Shades of hoping it will all go away methinks .

  67. 67
    Peter says:

    Didn’t know Guido was UKIP central. I guess you are all in favour of Red Ed getting in – cant be any worse than Cameron surely?

  68. 68
    Graham says:

    Probably worth an Oscar for bestbcomedy film of 2014.

  69. 69
    Ireland says, Be Nice! says:

    Remember, we’re all best friends now.

    And anyway, aren’t we supposed to be thinking about rejoining the Commonwealth?

    What’s a little Union Flag between friends? It’s not the Butcher’s Apron any more.

  70. 70
    Pvt. Joker says:

    Won’t be long before that green belt he is standing in front of is a housing estate. Admire it while you can.

  71. 71
    RichUpNorth says:

    His cock isn’t that big!

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t there an EU Summit in London in 2017. Plenty of good PR and a few bones thrown out for us peasants to savour.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Red Ed or Red Dave, what’s the difference ?
    What was the name of Red Dave’s first born child ?

  74. 74
    Corporal Jones says:

    I went up to London the other day and all I could see were Fuzzie-Wuzzies, it was like when I was in the Sudan with General Kitchener. So I said to Mrs Fox, “It’s like when I was in the Sudan with General Kitchener.”

    Now, any housewives for a sausage?

  75. 75
    Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard Platoon says:

    Who do you think you are kidding Mr Cameron
    If you say the UK’s done.
    We are the boys who will stop your little game
    We are the boys who will make you think again.
    So who do you think you are kidding Mr Cameron
    When you say the UK’s done.

    Mr Nigel goes to town on the 8.21
    But he comes home each evening and he’s ready with his gun.
    So who do you think you are kidding Mr Cameron
    When you say the UK’s done.

  76. 76
    Bring Back Boris all is forgiven says:

    Huzzah, the future looks so bright I’ll have to wear welding goggles.Getting the deficit down etc billions of jobs created. Looks like mr Crosby deserves lashings of bonus money.

    I’ve never heard such a crock in my life.

    Reality beckons for dodgy Dave, especially when Boris takes over and joins up with the wallpaper Boy.

  77. 77
    Mary millington says:

    Brooksies got a good collection of my videoes!!!

  78. 78
    Bardolph the Bulgarian says:

    Silly old Git,

  79. 79
    olden1936 says:

    Bardolph there is great joy in being a silly old git in that I don’t worry about being called a silly old git. One day you might experience that same joy!

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