April 23rd, 2014

Labour MP Explains How Websites Work


366 Comments

  1. 1
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Dot com bubble & squeak.

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    • 26
      Gooey Blob says:

      Now that Ed has lurched to the left shouldn’t it be dot commie?

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    • 48
      Brando says:

      Of course they’re mumbling in a West Indian accent. It’s called Jamaica In.

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      • 52
        A Right Fucking Bastard says:

        When the sweaty socks finally do fuck off, we won’t have anymore mongs like him….

        ….oh, hang a minute. We’ll still have the fucking sheepshaggers. They’d vote for a rusty oil drum full of rancid goat sperm if it had a red rosette stuck on it.

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          thostids says:

          They regularly do!

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          M Goaten says:

          Count me in!

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        • 147
          Taffinator says:

          Nonsense! We draw the line at goat sperm. Gotta be lovely fresh sheep sperm isn’t it boyo

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          sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

          Was in Mold today, suprising how many had plastic bags from Tesco/Asda/Morrisons, you would think they went shopping in Chester or Ellesmere Port to get those bags

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          • Far King Edward the 1st says:

            That was for the weekly treats – the main shop is still out of the skips and bins.

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        • 354
          Anonymous says:

          No doubt you’re a ukip voting retarded fuckwit – good luck with electing those shysters

          Also good luck with paying down the £1.6 TRILLION DEBT and finding somewhere to park trident and the other nuke white elephants

          so in retrospect the only fucking offf to be done is you and your palm

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    • 115
      Dim-Bull Bee says:

      http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/arts/film/article4070774.ece

      If you don’t LOL at Oreo then you must be dead.

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    • 131
      Taxpayer-funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

      Why?Why?Why? are they all such Fucking KNOBS?

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    • 138
      David Lammy says:

      He’s not as clever as me.

      Now, didn’t Henry VIIth succeed Henry VIIIth? I’m sure that’s right….

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    • 163
      The two muppets. says:

      Is Brian Donohoe for real ? As thick as pigshit.

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    • 245
      - says:

      a small bird told a big bird.
      so that is birdie in one.

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      • 270
        - says:

        a small bird told a big bird:
        vultures mate for life.
        so they are primarily mates.
        a primate.
        .
        .
        but that would encourage encourage a disease free existence.
        so who wants to be a millionaire.
        word your thoughts carefully.

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        • 274
          i says:

          those who are born to say “but” get a good butt.
          the propellor is the energy since the beginning of the universe.
          as evolution progresses, the bigger beings appear to exist for the entertainment of those who are less walved.
          .
          can the sounds used since the beginning of the universe (which evolved into words, sentences etc) that control our instinct be countered?
          .use better sounds within.
          . play the harp and the lose the “but.t”?

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    • 285
      i am lost and vague. says:

      am i in lasVegas

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    • 353
      The Growler says:

      Sounds like another Iorsher to me with a name like Brian Donohoe

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    • 361
      Barrraco Barna says:

      What this shows is he can walk in a reasonably straight line on the House of Commons terrace, but midway the camera operator seems to have an epileptic fit that throws Brian’s face into all sorts of odd angles. This is so bad it is good. Should go viral.

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  2. 2
    dave says:

    Farage is now Labour….

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      Nigel Faux-Rage says:

      I would like to tell working class white people to vote for me and I’ll stop the immigrants taking their jobs. But I can’t as somehow that’s racist. I don’t know in what PC, Islington, Guardian reading world saying that “Darkies are stealing your homes, benefits, school places and jobs”.. is racist but apparently it is.

      So I’ll just say Vote UKIP and we’ll give two fingers to the frogs.

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      • 49
        Brian Donohoe says:

        Sounds good. If I wasn’t a fucking moron I’d vote for you.

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          Nige Farage and his magic garage - a song, a dance, go on, give us a chance! Will smoke for votes! says:

          If you are at all worried we might be just alittle bit racist – just think of us as BN P -light.

          Don’t forget…. we hate the EU first, and all the others second.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Posters like you might as well join a foreign army seeing how much you hate the UK.

            In wartime you would not have been let off so lightly and justice would have been quite swift.

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          • táxpáyér says:

            Your oikophobia disturbs us.

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          • Tissue provider says:

            Twunt.

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          • Nige Farage and his magic garage - a song, a dance, go on, give us a chance! Will smoke for votes! says:

            Why is it that fatuous €unts like you:
            A) post as anonymous,
            b) have never served in the armed forces
            C) Can’t take a joke about Farage, who IS a walking joke &
            d) that is a big “c” above, in reply to the big “C” who thinks that just because someone thinks that UKRAP are closet kristallnacht-ers must hate their country.

            There…. Bitch slapped enough now are you?!

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    • 120
      Nigel says:

      Property is theft!!! Up the SWP!

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  3. 3
    Nigel Faux-Rage says:

    I’m very angry about websites advertising non existent secretarial jobs.

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  4. 4
    Hermann Goering says:

    Hey Nige! We have something in common!

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  5. 6
    the sun says:

    tits

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  6. 8
    British jobs for German wives says:

    Put your family on the payroll
    Dole out taxpayer cash to your friends and family
    And wear those weird coats with felt collars

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  7. 9
    Purpletastic says:

    At least we know Brian is sitting comfortably on his posh 3-piece which cost more than usually allowed by HOC expences committee lol.

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      Cor Blimey says:

      I bet this travelling and other expenses are horrendous.
      Piss poor camera work. Must be his 10 year old.

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        jgm2 says:

        It might be his 10-year old or his 15-year old but I’m betting there’s an expense receipt been paid out to some ‘website design company’.

        Something that shit has ‘keeping it in the family’ written all over it.

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  8. 10
    Me says:

    “Labour MP Explains How Websites Work”.

    Am I missing something?

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  9. 11
    BBC says:

    HAPPY ST ALLAH’S DAY

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      Anonymous says:

      Have you been asleep for the last 3 days?.

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      Just Saying. says:

      Tim Minchen (no I never heard of him either) seems to be a nice busty girl with a mustache.

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      Baldnunn says:

      I like the way that persons of other faiths defend the UK being a predominantly Christian country against the usual leftie, metropolitan useless bunch of pond-life.

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      • 264
        Anonymous says:

        When we have to rely on Muslims to defend our Christian country from attack by our own hateful fundementalist atheists spewing their sanctimonious socialist bile….

        Then you know this great country has been invaded by traitors from within.

        And to think our relatives fought wars, sacrified their lives for these UK hating b@stards makes me want to cry.

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      NE Frontiersman says:

      ‘Mr Cameron said: “Crucially, the Christian values of responsibility, hard work, charity, compassion, humility, and love are shared by people of every faith and none…’

      Er, so they’re not Christian values, surely? Just values?

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  11. 16
    Boris Johnny says:

    I will not be leaving my job as Mayor, nor standing to be an MP for the foreseeable future.
    That’s if you look through a smartie tube with the cap on.

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    • 18
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      You have had too many Blue ones.

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    • 119
      Londoner says:

      Boris, you are running London in exactly the same multi-culti bullshit manner as Ken Livingston, so you may as well fuck off to Westminster for all I care.

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  12. 17
    Ed Miliband says:

    Ah but how many useless women MEP’s has Farage got. He will never have have as many useless women as I have in my party. Not so smug now are you Farage.

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    • 23
      Purpletastic says:

      Yes can Nobinson ask what Nigel has against women. Rascist angle doesn’t seem to have any traction.

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      • 30
        Rick Nobinson. BBC star reporter says:

        *** BREAKING NEWS ******

        My sources are informing me that David Moyes has resigned as manager of Manchester United.

        *** BREAKING NEWS ******

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      • 46
        Lord Stansted says:

        Will the BBC will have Nick Griffin back on QT now that he’s said Farage is a snake oil salesman?

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    nell says:

    UKIP have spent over £1m on these posters so we need to fight back quickly. We need to deliver more leaflets, post more letters and make more phone calls. We’ve only got four weeks until polling day – this can’t wait.

    Vote Green !

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Quite interesting to see how the BBC and other lefty media are fixated over Farage employing his wife when they don’t seem interested in all their other favourite politicians employing their other half or as in the case of Hattie Harpic getting her husband a seat that was intended for a female candidate.

    So is Prick Throbinson suggesting Farage is breaking the law? If so what about all the MP’s at Westminster or other MEP’s?

    Is Throbinson suggesting that he should have advertised the job? In which case what about all those spouses employed at Westminster or all the BBC jobs that don’t get advertised (including Robinson’s own BBC job)

    Is he suggesting that Farage has double standards because he wants to limit immigration but is married to a foreign born woman? In which case what about all those Labour or Tory MP’s who also want to limit immigration and have foreign born partners?

    Is Throbinson trying to suggest Farage is a racist (my thought is that is exactly what he was trying to get at). In which case why would Farage be married to a German woman and why does wanting control of your borders make you a racist?

    Lots and lots of double standards from the BBC and Robinson needs to be taken to task over it.

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    • 28
      Purpletastic says:

      Mandy had a Brazillian partner and all were verboten to discuss it at the Beeb!
      BBC has different rules for different parties perhaps?

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      • 43
        Lord Stansted says:

        Do men have Brazillians too?

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          John Bellingham says:

          Westminster Botty-Boys have as many as they can get during a week in Rio–Guardian journos too (remember the touching scene of that chapess Greenwald meeting his Copacanana Cherub at the airport?).
          Hmm! The BBC sent 295 staff to cover the World Cup in 2010 in a country where A-bandits are quite likely to get their face punched in –one wonders if they will bend over backwards to get as many staff to pederastic Rio this year.

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          • The British media are cunts says:

            I suspect the BBC will have a gay day in Brazil!

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          • Pickled Wizard says:

            Make that month – we’re paying

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            i do wish that Putin, Kerry.Obama, Hague.Cameron, Bibi.urfucked, Ashton.rumpthickness et al those political ‘fuckwits would just get on with their behind the scenes WW111 sabre rattling – it could impinge on the world publics viewing of the Brazilian World Cup and of the corporate billions of shekels that are to be made – by the few for the few.

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    • 32
      PDubya says:

      Well said and when it comes to nepotism the BBC and Labour are right at the front of the queue Dimbleby, Snow, Straw, Kinnoch, Dromey etc.

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    • 78
      Dim-Bull Bee says:

      There’s no nepotism at the BBC.

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    • 95
      BBC - Labour Says, Labour Says says:

      Taken to task over it? In your dreams, China.
      All our dear comrade Toenails Robinson is doing is spouting the BBC agenda.
      That is what he is paid to do and neither the Trust or the new DG will do anything about it right into the coming elections which our Labour Comrades will win.
      We are omnipotent (as well as biased and arrogant)

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      you have the legal right to stripmine this country says:

      Let’s write the advert:

      – must answer e-mails at midnight
      – must make Nigel’s tea
      – must give Nigel brains (or at least a thorough tug)
      – foreign accents of interest (along with WW2 uniforms)

      Pay €25k, plus tips for full intercourse

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        Dim-Bull Bee says:

        WW2 uniforms an interest.

        Well Farage is fighting against the second(?) attempt at a socialist “unification” of the peoples Europe, despite their wishes.

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    JH-21334578745 says:

    Awesome. Probably by the same team that did Andy Burnham’s party leader election web site. My god it was awful.

    What irritates is that clueless buffoons like this presume to have the right to legislate over the internet.

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  16. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Dick

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  17. 37
    Lefties have become a parody of themselves says:

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    • 39
      Lefties have become a parody of themselves says:

      Utter twat!

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    • 40
      Lefties have become a parody of themselves says:

      Another fucking twat!

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      • 53
        Cinna says:

        People like this make me glad I’ve never used Twatter. That way it at least allows me not to associate with scum by default. They are beyond the pale!

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        you have the legal right to stripmine this country says:

        let’s rename it St. Racists Day then, and celebrate racist diversity, and the racist community, yay /

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    • 344
      Waythiszzzsyszt says:

      Kade? Hahahahahaha

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    Nermal says:

    My first thought was he has something about him that reminds of McMental Brown. Maybe its the big shovel face.

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    Ockham's Razor says:

    He wants to keep the tone as light as possible.

    So it is a success – in those terms.

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  20. 55
    C O (Ξ7q1) says:

    Ok – so where has that guy been for the past 20 years ?

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  21. 56
    Pure LOL says:

    You will die laughing at this. Funniest pisstake of a telemarketer ever.

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  22. 57
    wengi wonga says:

    Here comes the bride. And another one. And another one! Meet world’s first married lesbian threesome… and baby will make four in July

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2611020/Meet-worlds-married-lesbian-threesome-baby-make-four-July.html#ixzz2zhqXUmWK
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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  23. 59
    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Duh!

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  24. 60
    U Have 2 B Double Dim 2 Vote Labour. says:

    He is reely inteleckualy chalinging.

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  25. 61
    nell says:

    And he never even moved his lips!! Oh and what was that elite restaurant terrace overlooking the Thames that he was parading up and down?

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  26. 62
    Ed The Eunuch says:

    I always thought Balls was the most embarrassing MP ever.

    Smashes your car then buggers off!

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      Until? says:

      Until . . . . ?

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    • 72
      Ed Ballocks says:

      Par for the course really:
      Smashed pensions then buggered off.
      Smashed house prices then buggered off.
      Smashed the economy then buggered off.
      Smashed the country then buggered off.

      Since I don’t give a fuck about them, do you really think I give a fuck about some pleb’s old banger?

      Vote Labour! Long, hard, depressing, wears you out and leaves you fucked.

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      • 105
        Gordon Broon - Gold and Pensions are safe with ME. says:

        Talking of pensions did you hear my speech to the Scottish people on their pensions being safe in the UK.
        Did they forget I raided them for billions I wonder?

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        you have the legal right to stripmine this country says:

        No, it should be:

        Like Labour? Get fucked.

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  27. 66
    A Dumbed Down Labour Supporter? says:

    :)

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  28. 67
    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Doubly Dim!

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  29. 68
    'Dave' says:

    I really can empathise, sympathise, and bullshit-ise with any cause that will bring me a vote.

    That’s how desperate I am.

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  30. 71
    SIZE 14 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    I can’t wait to log onto such a dynamic controversial compulsive website !

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  31. 73
    Just saying says:

    ‘Beds in sheds’ – the next scandal to lay at Cameron & Osborne’s door.

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  32. 77
    George Osborne says:

    Help To Buy Votes is going well.

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  33. 79
    Pollytwat and other LieBore Clitorati (still uncut like wot they should be) says:

    It is time to deconstruct St George’s Day.

    Firstly, it’s about a Male . . . ugh!!!!

    Secondly, it’s about National pride . . . ugh!!!!

    Thirdly, it’s about English Tradition . . . ugh!!!!

    Fourthly, it’s about an historical Tradition . . . ugh!!!!

    Fifthly, it’s about English Tradition . . . ugh!!!!

    Sixthly, it’s not about Lesbos, Trannies, and Pervs . . . ugh!!!!

    We could go on – and probably will . . .

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    • 108
      St George says:

      You’re forgetting the animal cruelty aspect.

      Mind you, in my defence, at least I’m not British

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    • 109
      nell says:

      Oh you forgot St George has nothing to do with climate change….!!

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    • 114
      Ockham's Razor says:

      It also has an awful lot of white about it. Some red in the manner of a cross and that’s about your lot.

      Pretty non-inclusive, I would say.

      Racist? Yes.

      Non Islamic? Ermm, yes.

      Unchanged for hundreds of years? Sure.

      OK, guy. You are under arrest! Why?

      For supporting inflammatory causes.

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  34. 80
    Breaking News says:

    The Duchess of Cornwall’s brother, Mark Shand, dies after being taken to a New York hospital after sustaining a serious head injury in a fall.

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    • 177
      Blowing Whistles says:

      If the royals and their entourages – could get up off of their fat arses and direct a few bank.ers to be convicted for theft from the British public’s coffers – i might just give a shit.

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    Anonymous says:

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  36. 83
    A Free Thinking Liberal says:

    Back in the closest Christian do gooders and do not come out again until you are atheists.

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  37. 88
    An Enlightened Scot. says:

    Who votes for these idiots?

    Not me!

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  38. 89
    Genghiz the kahn says:

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  39. 93
    Jimmy says:

    Eurostat has literally just released Public Sector Debt and Interest data for the 28 EU countries.

    Contrary to the impression given by this article, 2013 was another disastrous year. UK public sector debt actually increased 3% from £1388 billion at the end of 2012 to £1461 billion at the end of 2013.

    In 2013, UK taxpayers paid a further £48.3billion in interest payments, bringing the total since 1995 to £591.3 billion.

    Remember that when Banks create the money they use to buy UK government debt, they don’t need any capital to back it, becasue lending to AAA to AA- rated government has a risk weighting of 0%. So they create massive amounts of debt, and then sit back an rake in the interest payments.

    There is absolutely no sign that Osborne and Cameron have any intention of ending this gravy train for their chums in the City. For them, the government borrowing another £107.7 billion is fantastic news.

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    • 99
      Anonymous says:

      Jimmy, The public sector debt will increase year on year as long as the country is running a deficit. Labour ran a huge deficit year on year. That deficit is now being reduced,it’s not easy clearing up Labour mismanagement.

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        nell says:

        plus a Million!

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      • 122
        Jimmy says:

        The deficit Osborne said he’s eliminate in five years? That’s gone well, hasn’t it? The man’s clueless.

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      • 126
        Anonymous says:

        One would have hoped that after 4 years things would have started to move, and thank God for that.but the promise was, and this they kept telling the electorate continually on the run up to the Election, that they would clear the Deficit in a Parliamentary term .That’s why the cuts had to be so severe. One can only ponder what would have happened if Labour had won the election, bearing in mind that the economy was on the up when the Tories took over, so a different approach could have had us in a better position, bearing in mind there is still a very large deficit to overcome. So really no plaudits for dickhead Osborne

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      • 128
        Dragonfly says:

        Specially if you don’t make any cuts in public expenditure

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      • 132
        ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

        So what about the money from selling the Royal Mail and other state assets? He hasn’t reduced anything.

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        • 210
          jgm2 says:

          He’s reduced our liability to keep Royal Mail workers employed. Let somebody else worry about paying them.

          Same as British Coal, British Steel, British Leyland, BT, BA etc etc.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Paying current employees is small beer.

            You should be more worried about the gi normous pension liabilities, which of course the government retained, while selling the business which earned aprofit 70% too cheap.

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      • 135
        Wankerwatch says:

        Increased growth leads to a reduction in the deficit. Now, how have we attained that growth? Well Osborne, like all Tory chancers (surely chancellors, Ed) knows when an election is looming and through an artificially generated housing boom, coupled with record private debt has produced the growth that others were calling for for the last four years. If that growth is based upon private debt, then what happens when the cost of that debt goes up?

        Plan B, was quietly adopted but with entirely the wrong inputs. Investment in infrastructure, industry and public services would have led to growth much earlier without the accompanying private debt timebomb. We are living, once again on borrowed money and borrowed time.

        Pre-election give-aways are always repaid

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          yu hab de legal raat to stripmine dis coontree says:

          It’s all very well slagging them off, but you imply that the fuckwit party who caused the problem in the first place during their 13 year reign of terror would somehow magically be able to unfuck the economy by continuing with their policies that fucked it in the first place. Are you really that thick?

          If you hired someone to do a job for you, on your house for instance, and they fucked it up royally, and nearly caused your house to fall down – would you hire them to fix it again? Not fucking likely – you might even have them banned from that industry.

          You cannot create growth by pissing money away on losers; you have to back winners.

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        • 209
          Geniuswatch says:

          It’s all very well slagging them off, but you imply that the fockwit party who caused the problem in the first place during their 13 year reign of terror would somehow magically be able to unfuck the economy by continuing with their policies that fucked it in the first place. Are you really that thick?

          If you hired someone to do a job for you, on your house for instance, and they fucked it up royally, and nearly caused your house to fall down – would you hire them to fix it again? Not fucking likely – you might even have them b*nned from that industry.

          You cannot create growth by pissing money away on losers; you have to back winners.

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      • 137
        Wankerwatch says:

        So Osborne utterly destroys the social security safety net, decimates the NHS, sells off Royal Mail and introduces the longest squeeze on living standards since Queen Victoria sat on the throne, and he’s still overshot his target from 2010 by over 45 billion. Bravo, you moron, bravo! Who said you couldn’t cut your way to sustainable prosperity for all?

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        • 150
          Krill-eating jellyfish says:

          I thought the target was to get rid of the deficit in 5 years? They’ve moved the goalposts so many times now, they are using quantum mechanics, to allow the goalposts to be in all places at the same time!

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          Labour AlfWit says:

          Yeah,what you said.Labour wouldn’t have sold off Royal Mail,it was never considered. There was no need for any cuts at all to reduce the deficit,we could have increased borrowing and spent our way to increase growth. It’s worked before.Bravfookinho.

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        • 212
          Geniuswatch says:

          None of it is sustainable… Labour destroyed it already.

          It’s not utterly destroyed – Osborne hasn’t done nearly enough to kill off the NHS and parasitic welfare state and replace it with something more like insurance where some element of work and personal responsibility is involved, instead of a beggars charter strangling the workers to sustain the scroungers.

          Equality of opportunity; not equality of outcomes – isn’t that what Brown used to say?

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          • jgm2 says:

            Nah. Brown promised ‘no more boom and bust’, ‘zero percent growth’, and British jobs for British workers’.

            But then he is a wicked and malicious c*unt.

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          • Geniuswatch says:

            brainless or evil, we can all agree he’s a cvnt.

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          táxpáyér says:

          destroys the social security safety net, decimates the NHS

          IF ONLY!

          Getting rid of the welfare hammock and the National death service would be two great things.

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      • 145
        Farage the useful idiot says:

        Er, well it’s a factor of recovery that the deficit will fall naturally.

        It is undeniable that our economy would recover, sooner or later.

        There is a strong case to be made that Osborne’s strategy delayed our recovery.

        So now that Osborne has achieved what a trained monkey could have, he is to be congratulated?

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        • 206
          jgm2 says:

          I seriously hope you’re not so fucking stupid as to believe that Labour apologist horseshit you spout.

          There’s an even stronger case to be made that the Maximum Imbecile absolutely fucked the UK economy leaving us with a 13% of GDP annual deficit. And then, when he got found out in 2007/8 engaged in three further years of full-on scorched earth economics. The wicked and malicious c*unt.

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          • Geniuswatch says:

            Gorgon Skidmark isn’t intelligent enough to be malicious and wicked, like every other Labour skidmark – he’s self-obsessed and incompetent.
            If he’d known what he was doing, he’d have done enoug to cling onto power.

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    • 141
      Alec Douglas-Homo says:

      When your ready please ….http://youtu.be/IOiUrF74F14

      Where will you run to George :) ???

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    • 201
      jgm2 says:

      I seriously hope you’re not so fucking stupid as to believe that Labour apologist horseshit you spout.

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  40. 96
    Anonymous says:

    So the One Show wanks on about it being Shakespeare’s birthday but fails to mention what other day today is. Thry even rub our noses in it by having the biggest jock wanker on after Gordon Brown (dame Nikki Cambpell)

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    The British media are cunts says:

    How typical. Channel 4 news not trusting violent crime figures….yet when Labour were in power both the BBC and C4 used to spout Labour tractor stats on crime as facts. Funny that.

    Remember how the left told us tory cuts would increase crime? Now lefty mong Paul Mason is telling us the opposite.

    Wankers

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  42. 104
    Graham says:

    Another Scottish prick. Hopefully after September they’ll all fuck off.

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  43. 111
    nell says:

    About this video – we do need to say this labour chappie is scotch!!!!

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  44. 116
    Your Coalition Government says:

    Zero hour contracts and sanctioning, see, just look what we can do for you, we can make you go so hungry that you have to seek hospital treatment, that is the Tory contract. We make you fear that you’ll lose your home, we will make you fearful of not taking a job that would put you on the road of poverty pay. We will punish you for being disabled, we will punish you for being ordinary, we will punish you thoroughly for ALL our mistakes.

    We did it, just for you, don’t thank us, please, it comes naturally to us

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    • 118
      Reg Hollis says:

      Is that a Tory Party Political Broadcast?

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    • 226
      jgm2 says:

      You’re right. The people who are really responsible for 180bn quid annual deficits have got away Scot free. The army of public sector workers, their ranks swollen by a million during the reign of the Maximum Imbecile, and their pockets stuffed with gold. Borrowed gold more accurately. An average of 30bn a year even during the boom years borrowed to buy their votes.

      They’re the fuckers who should be hurting. Them and the lethally incompetent 400 or so Labour MPs who egged the whole fucking idiocy on.

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      • 276
        táxpáyér says:

        Should be a windfall tax on public sector who were “employed” during the Brown reign of terror.

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        • 331
          JH-21334578745 says:

          People in the public sector shouldn’t pay income tax, they should just be given a net figure.

          This would lower the workload for the revenue, and also remove any conceit that public sector workers are ‘taxpayers’.

          Next step would be to take away their vote in General Elections. He who pays the piper…

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    What a dolt; “you can get back to me by return”, he was very proud of sending his first e-mail, he typed the letters into the box, sent it to the printer, then posted it in an addressed envelope with a stamp on it.

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  47. 130
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist and proud of it says:

    25 year old dancer killed by Police in Rio who thought he was a drug dealer.

    The Metropolitan Police deny reports that Cressida Dick is on secondment in Brazil.

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  48. 133
    what a gay dave says:

    If the citizens of a democratic country are racist then must democracy be forsaken

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  49. 148
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist and proud of it says:

    Apparently booze related violent crime is down, the fall being attributed to rising prices.

    Story planted to justify the introduction of unit pricing on alcohol. ‘If we increase the cost crime will go down further’?

    Or am I just a cynical old bastard who doesn’t trust anyone anymore?

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    • 153
      The State we're in says:

      Scale of charges –

      Knife attack – smacked wrist

      Knocking old lady u/c – telling off by limp-wristed soshawl werka

      etc.,

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    • 156
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Yes, I noticed one big flaw in that ‘analysis’ the price of alcohol is just as cheap if not cheaper now than ever before in real terms, which logically rather destroys any justification for tax increases,
      Or am I just another cynical old bastard who doesn’t trust anyone anymore?.

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    • 158
      sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

      Wouldn’t call you cynical, you just know what these evil b,stards get up to, we have seen the same dirty trick, used time and time again.

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    • 161
      Ed Wubberband says:

      The cotht of living cwithith meanth that our yoof cannot afford to get pithed. Tory bathtardth! Vote Labour for more pithed yoofth and thweet cwime.

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    • 220
      stun () says:

      I caught a bit of the BBC’s breakfast programme this morning by mistake. The new mantra with regards to cheap bóoze – though not apparently a current problem – is that economic growth would make people wealthier and therefore alcóhol abuse would rise.

      In the past it was deemed necessary to put the economy into a slowdown in order to tame inflation. Now it’s so you can’t have a drínk any more. What a bunch of fuckwits. I despair.

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    • 232
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist and proud of it says:

      BBC leading the 10 O clock with it. Tells me all I need to know.

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      • 233
        Well says:

        I prefer ITV News at 10.

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      • 234
        jgm2 says:

        Strange that violent crime is down all over the world then and not just where alcohol is expensive*. Not only that but all over the world irrespective of harsh or otherwise prison sentencing and policing. BBC was reporting it a few days ago as possibly correlated with the ba*nn*ing of Lead in petrol.

        *Even though alcohol, inflation adjusted, has probably never been cheaper in the UK than it is at present.

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      • 298
        Sir James Savile OBE says:

        It’s probably cos yoots these days spend most of their time at home playing space invaders with their mates.

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    • 259
      Anonymous says:

      If they increase the cost two things will happen; theft, burglary and robbery will increase to get the money to pay for it, and the production of bootleg booze of variable quality including instantly lethal will increase.

      Like

  50. 151
    What the Brhoon Broadcasting Corpse cannot do for itself, we must do for it! says:

    It’s St George’s Day you Metropolitan pinko tossers!

    Cry God for Harry, England and St George!

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  51. 152
    The Bog Standard Labour Party. says:

    Labour do your thinking for you, so you don’t have to think for yourselves. Bloody good of us to tell you how to think, how to behave and what colour of socks to wear.

    Vote Labour ya thickos and we will send you an instruction manual on how to change a light bulb. Plus, don’t forget to breath or we will send you an instruction manual on that too.

    Sponsored By The Doubly Dim Labour Party.com

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    • 174
      Podiceps says:

      Do try to keep up. Lightbulbs must be changed by an IEEE certified Illumination Exchange Outreach Facilitator, who for a standars charge of £114.60 plus VAT will make an appointment for you some time next year (and break it). If a ladder is needed to reach the bulb, an Ascent Logistics Manager will attend the exchange, for an extra £561.75 plus VAT, following a Health and Safety Assessment for which the fee is £1179.44 plus VAT. You must dispose of your used lightbulb by bringing it in person to the Illuminant Recycling Facility in Middlesborough, where it will be accepted (subject to inspection) for a service change of £55.06 plus VAT. Until the exchange is effected, you may not use the room, for reasons of Health and Safety. Failure to comply will incur a penalty of having your eyes poked out with burning sticks, for which you will be charged £861.88 plus VAT for the services of the Ocular Disposal Officer.

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      • 187
        sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

        Isn’t that a very cheap way to fit a lightbulb, I believe changing a light bulb in a PFI building is a lot dearer.

        Like

        • 196
          Podiceps says:

          Quite seriously, I have heard of this costing £20,000 for putting up scaffolding.

          Like

          • Anonymous says:

            That’s out of control health and safety which means ladders can’t be used at all and the bulb can’t be changed without a method statement, risk assessment, safety policy, equality policy, boots, overalls, reflective vest, hard hat, safety glasses and anything else they can think of. The process involves dozens of people with offices, computers, secretarial staff all of whom have certificates to show they have been safety trained to do what they do etc etc, it probably can’t be done for 20K.

            But this has nothing to do with PFI.

            It was probably more expensive with direct labour and without all the H&S bullshit, but nobody knows because there was no way of knowing what it cost.

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          • Sir James Savile OBE says:

            Or it’s bad managers who think they need to fill out ridiculous H&S forms when they don’t

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      • 228
        Fish says:

        I’ve had to spend £10 to change 3 light bulbs this weekend…having to replace those fucking dull long-life bulbs, that don’t actually have the long life they say – Yes! the ones that Milband and the EU imposed on us as part of his climate change scam.

        Ten quid. It’s Miliband’s fucking ‘cotht of lighting cwithith’.

        I wish he’d piss off to the USA like his brother.

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        • 275
          táxpáyér says:

          Don’t break them, They contain mercury.

          Like

          • Up his arsehole says:

            Throw them in the fucking bin like everyone else does,
            My council advises I call them to organise the special collection team does it. Fuck away off

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        • 330
          Anonymous says:

          Long life bulbs are past their sell by date. Nasty vapour when broken. Invest in LEDs.

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  52. 157
    summat says:

    for example you can look and measure and observe that water bubbles away at a hotness determined by some measuring device but you have no idea what happened to your measuring device.
    I like the idea of fluidity, living with the nature, going with the flow.
    Are we going to colonize Mars ? I do not think so, better that we nurture what we have. would you not agree ?

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  53. 167
    Community Property says:

    You’re the only girl that I like to screw
    When I’m not on the road
    When I come home, my dinner’s made
    And the front lawn is mowed
    I’ll kiss your mouth
    Even after you’ve swallowed my load

    ‘Cause my heart belongs to you
    There ain’t nothing that I wouldn’t do for you
    My heart belongs to you
    But my cock is community property

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  54. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Unwashed Labour Party at it again.

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    • 172
      Mr Logic says:

      We can deduce from this that the Labour Party are undemocratic

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    • 173
      Anonymous says:

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    • 183
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Dirty work at the crossroads again with EU election ballot sheet having a clone faux UKIP party name to confuse the electorate, electoral commission says they will have to take legal action to prevent this, and we know how long that takes. who is financing them I wonder?.

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      • 191
        Taxpayer says:

        Whoever it is, we will end up with the bill.

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        • 236
          howabout says:

          Can someone find out who’s behind it?

          Like

          • The Scope of the Problem says:

            Someone anti-British, anti-democratic.

            That narrows it down to the CIA, the EU, the LibDems, Plaid Cymru, The Greens, The Labour Party, The Conservative Party, Sinn Fein, The SNP, the French, Spanish, Ukrainian, Argentine, Romanian, Bulgarian, Polish, Belgian, German, Dutch and Irish Governments.

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      • 266
        Anonymous says:

        They do that around here with Labour in the name. If they are listed on the ballot paper above the actual labour candidate they get significant numbers of votes from morons who tick the first Labour box they come to.

        Probably where someone got the idea. It hopefully won’t work that well with UKIP voters though.

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        • 317
          Geniuswatch says:

          Oh but no… you’re missing the point…

          in 1994 the Literal Democrats won a case brought by the Liberal Democrats about their name, and ruling was that the Representation of the People Act says nothing about party names on ballot papers. The Literal Democrats took 10,000 votes in the EU elections and kept the Lib Dem shit heads out – result! :D

          So in fact, what this means is that you now have a way to destroy the Labour vote… all you have to do, is:

          1. Find a super-safe Labour seat, where the average IQ is quite low (spoilt for choice);
          2. Change your name by deed poll to the same name as the Labour candidate
          3. Put your name on the ballot paper as Labour Party (or Labor or Labuor if you’re worried about trademarks or copyright or something, but I don’t think it matters – you can put what you like under your name, all the Act requires is your name and address, we don’t vote for parties in the UK, and never have, we vote for candidates… think on it)

          Bob’s your uncle… now, how about a whipround for a deposit?

          If we can over a hundred times, then there’s a good chance of killing the Labour Party off… now, they might try doing it back …but who do they target?! It could get nice and messy, and more importantly, it could bring down the three main parties and wipe out their perpetual grip on power – how many of you have got a hard-on now? :D

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          • Anonymous says:

            Won’t work around here. Labour routinely polls way more than all the other parties put together, even if the false labour candidate got nearly half their vote they would still win.

            Which they wouldn’t get close to, someone in the electoral system would tip them off and they would change their name to something like “Official Labour” and campaign on that basis. Remember the electoral system is run by public sector workers with certain sympathies.

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  55. 171
    Right Full Rudder says:

    His stare reminds me of my 11 year old nephew doing his best impression of Vin Diesel.

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    • 176
      Podiceps says:

      ‘Her smile was silent as the smile on corpses three hours old.’
      — Earl of Lytton, ‘Love and Sleep’

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      • 211
        Ockham's Razor says:

        The Funeral

        The only applause
        At the actor’s funeral
        Was the snow falling
        More quietly than usual.

        Louis Dudek 1918-2001

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  56. 179
    More 4, Another of Your Taxpayer Funded Public Broadcasters says:

    It’s St George’s Day. Let’s show Braveheart as tonight’s big movie.

    Like

    • 205
      The British media are cunts says:

      Actually I’d quite happily see McMong dealt with as we dealt with kiddie fiddler William Wallace.

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  57. 181
    ss says:

    Talks like a teuchter.

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  58. 188
    Nick Clogg says:

    #Winning

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    • 200
      The Public says:

      How very irrelevant to the rest of us this news is.

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      • 213
        jgm2 says:

        Not at all. The Greens might attract a few Labour voters and clear the way for UKIP to come first.

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        • 318
          Guidowatch says:

          … my enema’s enema is my friend?

          The Greens are to UKIP what the LabDums are to IngSoc?
          A large block of the fickle metrosexual LabDum vote has so far gone to IngSoc, I suppose the Greens are the only other haven for them.

          Let’s hope Len McCommie sets up a Bob Crow Party to put even more pressure on IngSoc

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      • 214
        BBC red bottom says:

        And finally news of a poll showing one minority pointless protest party now slightly behind another minority pointless protest party

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        • 223
          Professor Pangloss says:

          Why are there so many people protesting?

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        • 268
          Anonymous says:

          What’s really annoying is that representatives of both the minority pointless protest parties in question appear to be in power in what is supposed to be a democracy. One of them supplies the DPM and the Energy Minister FFS.

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  59. 192
    Gordon Brown says:

    I hold the power to reduce all humanity to a spread sheet

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  60. 202
    The British media are cunts says:

    So fatty Salmond wants to build a high speed rail line from Scotland to England?

    Hmm.

    So just who is going to pay for this? Why should we English want to pay for a line to nowhere?

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    • 290
      Owen Jones says:

      What’s the point when it’ll have to stop for an hour at the border for passport checks?

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  61. 203
    Anonymous says:

    At least Mike was honest to own up. Unlike Kevin Maguire who quietly deleted his tweet.

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    • 208
      The British media are cunts says:

      Maguire is good at giving five minutes of pleasure. Hence his nickname Toilets Maguire.

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    • 273
      sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

      Think Smithson was in shock, he couldn’t believe that UKIP are way way ahead of his beloved Libdems in the EU stakes, unusual for him that, his gang of geeks would have put him straight within miniutes.

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      • 319
        YouGov's Labour-friendly polling says:

        Smithson, his cronies on political-betting, as well as Anthony Wells of uk-polling-report, and Baxter, are all left-wing stooges… the spin they put on Labour and LibDem results is so noticeable.

        Focussing on YouGov as a main source says enough – it’s the Labour polling organisation.

        Did you read the ridiculous drivel by Herdson on politicalbetting talking up Labour – it’s just too transparent… their politics is plain to see.

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    • 321
      L a b o u r _ p o l l s t e r s says:

      S m i t h s o n , _ h i s _ c r o n i e s _ o n _ p o l i t i c a l b e t t i n g, _ a s _ w e l l _ a s _ A n t h o n y _ W e l l s _ of _ u k p o l l i n g _ r e p o r t, _ a n d _ B a x t e r , _ a l l _ c o m e _ c r o s s _ a s _ l e f t _ – _ w i n g _ s t o o g e s . . . _ t h e _ s p i n _ t h e y _ p u t _ o n _ L a b o u r _ a n d _ L i b D e m _ r e s u l t s _ i s _ s o _ n o t i c e a b l e.
      _ _ _
      F o c u s s i n g _ o n _ Y o u G o v _ a s _ a _ m a i n _ s o u r c e _ s a y s _ e n o u g h _ – _ i t ‘ s _ t h e _ L a b o u r _ p o l l i n g _ o r g a n i s a t i o n .
      _ _ _
      D i d _ y o u _ r e a d _ t h e _ r i d i c u l o u s _ d r i v e l _ b y _ H e r d s o n _ o n _ p o l i t i c a l _ b e t t i n g _ t a l k i n g _ u p _ L a b o u r – i t ‘ s _ j u s t _ t o o _ t r a n s p a r e n t . . . _ t h e i r _ p o l i t i c s _ i s _ p l a i n _ t o _ s e e .

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  62. 204
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Come on Ed ‘deluded’ Davey if u think your ard enough – i’ll ram navitus back up your, Huhnes and Ed M rses LEGALLY.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2611215/Energy-bills-rise-pay-new-offshore-wind-farms-Lib-Dem-minister-Ed-Davey-admits.html

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  63. 218
    Anonymous says:

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  64. 224
    NUT Teacher says:

    ho hum . Back to work after two weeks off at Easter.
    We need a good four week strike followed by training days and a conference to see us through to the summer holidays.

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    • 230
      jgm2 says:

      Retrain as a plumber.

      I just paid a Romanian 8K to refit a bathroom because not one, out of half a dozen British plumbers, would even return a call.

      8K for two weeks work. About half of that in materials the rest in labour. 4K a fortnight. 2K a week. 100K a year.

      Plumber.

      I’m not surprised I couldn’t get a British plumber if they’re getting 2K a week. They probably spend half their life in the Caribbean.

      But don’t fucking well tell me that Romanians or Poles are doing Brits out of jobs. I’d prefer to employ a Brit. If nothing else communication would be easier. But in the end I just want the job done and no Brit will fucking well do it. Even for 2K a week.

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      • 237
        Technomist says:

        Try these guys. I found them very reasonable.

        0208 521 3684

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      • 269
        Ockham's Razor says:

        I put my own bathroom in when I last lived in the UK. Knocked bathroom and toilet into one, myself, to ensure least dust. Got the re-plastering done as I am crap at that. Bought a Jacuzzi, new toilet, shower unit and fitted them all. Put the Jacuzzi and power shower on a solenoid switch triggered by the light so the bloody things did not start up by themselves when I went away, as long as I remembered to switch the light off!

        Built the housing and studwork for it all, strong enough to stand and even jump on. Tiled up to the ceiling and grouted. Laid thick pile carpet and cut the bottom of the door to clear. Painted throughout.

        All during spare time whilst holding down a top job. It all worked for 18 years with minimum trouble, except I had to replace the shower pump after 10 years. Probably saved myself £10k back then, though that was not the reason for doing it.

        It happened that way because I was too particular about what I wanted and no one was going to do it to my satisfaction. Before that, I had the water tanks in the loft replaced and asked the plumbers to use extended Essex joints for the outlets to stop any shit from being sucked from the tank walls into the shower head. Simple request for a sensible reason. Did they do what I asked? Did they fuck!

        Today, you would not be allowed to do that by yourself. Your workmen need to have to have a fistful of worthless certificates in order to begin the job and then they still manage to fuck up. Then you have those checks by parasitic box tickers from the council who don’t know their fucking arses from their elbows. That is why plumbers are now gods. What they do is not rocket science though.

        Take an axe to the regulations and most of those problems will go away.

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        • 287
          jgm2 says:

          I toyed with the idea of doing it myself but I figured that if I did it myself it would look like I did it myself.

          And at some point I’d want to sell the place.

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          • Ockham's Razor says:

            My house sold at my asking price with no problems. If something looks crap, I just rip it out and do it again. Improvement comes swiftly that way. :-)

            Not plasterwork though! Not from the rough brickwork anyway.

            But even there I am better than I was. I have re-routed light switches, lights and power points to more convenient locations here and would challenge anyone who is not a plasterer to tell me which ones are original and which I have moved.

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        • 342
          Village Idiot says:

          ..I would recommend any young person to skill up in plumbing,electrical and basic building/DIY,as they are useful life skills..Knowledge of gardening,cooking and simple joinery are also useful…I would add car mechanics,but modern vehicles are not as straight forward as the old ones!
          ….Needlework and sewing are also useful!

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          • Anonymous says:

            There’s no point unless you want to do it for a living – there is less and less that you are allowed to do even in your own home without all the right bits of paper which expire frequently. “Gas safe” ex CORGI have got the gas stuff sewn up and NICEIC are doing their best to do the same for electrics.

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  65. 225
    Owen Jones says:

    I can reduce all humanity to a rigid political doctrine

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  66. 227
    cured lefty says:

    Long time ago I presumed a journalist was obliged to give both sides of a story especially concerning politics now we have burley , robinson , easton barely concealing their narcissism.
    Last week on today davies let an ” expert “on climate change guff on, prompting him at every turn….I waited in vain for an rebuttal nowt zilch absolutely fuck all …..”and now Sarah tell us more about the nasty wind that ruined your hairdo this morning.utter bastards

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  67. 229
    Anonymous says:

    What a nob!

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  68. 235
    well it could be worse says:

    in all things there is a vibration, in life a thing vibrates. by sensing others vibration couples form and make harmony in sexual relationship and also in the exchange of ideas. It is possible that some stupid people might mistake this awareness for information coming from outside as a sort of truth bu it is not that. it is just humans.

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    • 239
      well it could be worse says:

      n humanity lies the key for those that want to search. ask, ” why would humanity want to be the way that it is?”
      Why would the evolution do that ? ”
      I ask because i think that there is a template, I do not think that it is just us.

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      • 246
        well it could be worse says:

        I do not think that we are alone, in majesty of creation. standing on the brink as we are of dominating all of creation. is a good time to ask ” what is it all for ? “

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        • 306
          Gordon Brown, Prime Minister says:

          How can we be alone in the universe, when there are always poos coming out of out bottoms?

          Even on days when I haven’t been allowed to put any poos *into* my bottom!

          well it could be worse, please explain, for you are wise.

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    • 338
      Village Idiot says:

      …….Nice bit of bud was it?

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  69. 238
    Fabians are Evil says:

    Gordon ‘bloody’ Brown now this clown – ok I am convinced!

    Scotland DESERVES to go and take their idiot M.P.s with them – (and can we also get rid of Wales?)

    The tribal voting for labour has wrecked the economy too many times and how the f**k can they impose laws on us that do not apply in Scotland? Enough already!!!

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  70. 240
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loon, closet racist and proud of it says:

    Why doesn’t the NUT call a strike for the whole of august?

    Like

    • 248
      And says:

      Itv news has just reported that some teachers fed up
      with NUT militancy are forming a breakaway union.

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      • 272
        Dim-Bull Bee says:

        Wonder who the NUT arthur scargill is?

        Wonder how many unionised “teachers” will be employed by schools in 10 years time.

        Maybe kids will be taught by those that have done rather than those that can’t?

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      • 316
        Gordon Highlander says:

        ‘Itv news has just reported that some teachers fed up
        with NUT militancy are forming a breakaway union.’

        itv news has just reported that some Scots fed up with English Tory idiocy are forming a breakaway nation.

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  71. 243
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    The idea of negative inheritance tax (for the poor) is growing on me.

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  72. 244
    NUT Teacher says:

    Does anyone have any advice how to treat bed sores?

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  73. 249
    Blowing Whistles says:

    As for the Bliar being wheeled out ‘fronting up’ as a Bloomberg mouthpiece and david milibanana ‘skin’ slip man on john’s marxist front … indeed

    The desperados – are in a corner.

    The sucking up to Bliar tonight was the last straw.

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  74. 265
    well it could be worse says:

    the Irtish do not need to kiss the Blarney stone because the storytelling is inherent in them and that is why we love them and employ them in broadcasting, whereas the scots can just fuck off back to the hole they crawled out of.

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  75. 291
    Anonymous says:

    night

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  76. 296
    well it could be worse says:

    in my thinking [thought] are contained all lives by my imagination of lives. because then I am particularly positioned to understand and in deed to guess in advanced what some one would say or do. it is not a psychic gift but just an understanding of minds. In all mentality is a searching for a truth that is coherent within mind of thinker.
    By exchanging minds of serious thinkers can realize place of humans in history of world.

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  77. 297
    Gordon the mental says:

    Shit! I’ve just realised something.
    if Scotland does become independent then I wouldn’t be an MP anymore.
    That’s 365k for doing nothing out the window.
    And I’d never get a seat in England. The Welsh might take me but not even Berwick would want my fat arse around the place.

    Someone better do something to stop Scotland’s independence or i’m out of a cushy non job.

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    • 302
      sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

      What’s your worry you paid until 2015, as I believe the have found someone better to take your place, well I hope so, 2016 you may be in trouble as I hope they will stop all Scottish MPs pensions and pass the pension authority to the new Scottish king to pay, why should England have to pay you any-more, you took enough out of us.

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  78. 305
    well it could be worse says:

    In contribution of mind to progress consider if there is nowhere left to go what is the benefit of mind ?

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    • 307
      Book of Revelations says:

      I watched the Blair Witch project tonight which reminded me that the devil walks among us…peace be upon you.

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  79. 308
    YES says:

    YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

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  80. 309
    what the fuck? says:

    Does this guy know how much of a Hunt he is?

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  81. 312
    albacore says:

    If the E U told Parliament to pee its pants
    You can bet that those obliging M P pissants
    Would soak the green benches and then do it again
    When Big Brother pulls your strings, who needs his own brain?

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  82. 315
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Gordon Brown’s slightly more intelligent brother?

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  83. 324
    Carry on Labour says:

    Is that Jimmy Logan back from the dead?

    http://www.aveleyman.com/ActorCredit.aspx?ActorID=20977

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  84. 325
    Gordon Brown says:

    You ain’t seen me. Right?

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    • 329
      Nurse - supervising Gordo getting dressed and toileted at CurrrrrCudeee Lunatic Asylum says:

      Gordo! – I can see your trousers down round your feet under the loo door.

      Now hurry up – or you’ll be late for breakfast!

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  85. 327
    Gordon Brhune, two-faced, paranoid, bully, economic illiterate, useless, likes pics with kids says:

    The Socialist Paradise I was building is starting to unravel.

    Now looks like people are to be asked if they can afford to repay a mortgage loan.

    Never would of happened under MY Leadership !

    How else would I achieved the Debt Bubble? and all that useless money?

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  86. 332
    Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

    Good Morning bumsexers everywhere.

    UKIP and expenses: the truth http://britishinfluence.org/ukip-expenses-truth/

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    • 333
      Nick Clegg says:

      For the truth is that UKIP is an absurd way to vote if one is wanting to protest against the record of Parliamentarians from the main parties on self-enrichment, fraud, etc. The mainstream media in this country need to wake up to this, and soon. If they help give UKIP a good result on May 22nd would be a victory for illogic, and for dirty politics.

      Let’s make sure that that doesn’t happen.

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    • 334
      Village Idiot says:

      …..You sir,are a twat of the highest order,unable to see further than your own vested interest and it is people like you that this country has had a belly full of!
      ….May I sugest, you vote for who you want,under this pretence of a democracy,and the rest of us will make up our own minds,without threats from your ilk!…Twat!

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      • 339
        Prime Minister"Money's no object" Cameron says:

        I raise my glass to UKIP sleaze.

        A good place to start here is with the crazy but true fact that UKIP made Neil Hamilton its Campaigns Director. Yes, that’s right. Neil Hamilton: the past master of sleaze.

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        • 340
          Noddy Holder says:

          When Nigel Farage walked on stage at Ukip’s rally in Gateshead last night, two men stood up and chanted, “F— off back to Toad Hall”

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        • 345
          Common sense vs Common purpose says:

          not sh!tting your pants by any chance?…..scary having to think about working for a living, isn’t it?

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  87. 335
    Maria Miller says:

    Another Tory bitch like me .

    Seems this was buried on Good Friday but it looks like C Leslie MP donations irregularities are to be investigated

    http://www.itv.com/news/west/update/2014-04-18/bristol-nw-mp-could-be-investigated-over-cash-donation/

    YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

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  88. 337
    UKIP 4 ALL says:

    Labour cutting its links with the CO-OP?

    Expect a major scandal to emerge sooner rather than later that makes the labour supporter Paul Flowers look like a non story.

    The BBC bought the line about how labour simply wanted a better deal, funny how they forgot to ask what the new offshore tax avoiding secretive money laundering operation was all about.

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    • 352
      jgm2 says:

      I can’t believe Labour would get a better deal than they were getting at the Co-Op. Well-paid sinecures for life for connected individuals plus interest-free slush fund for day-to-day running of the party.

      I can’t see HSBC offering them that although I suppose if they cut out the middleman and went direct to the Kremlin they might be able to match the Co-Op T&C.

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  89. 343
    Anonymous says:

    Strewth. Give me strength. Is LBC the worst radio station in the world!

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  90. 350
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    I so wish he gave a little wink to the camera at the end.

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  91. 357
    Anonymous says:

    “Labour MP Explains How Websites Work”
    to reduce crime and aggression on the streets. Why get cold and wet, when one can virtually do it all on line from the comfort of home?

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  92. 359
    Anonymous says:

    As a resident of Ayrshire, here’s how the likes of him get voted in:

    The majority of the residents are a feral underclass who hate the English Tory Bastards with a vengeance. They will vote for any idiot who promises to maintain the free flowing benefits money to keep them in fags, booze and scummery, never for once stopping to consider it’s the English Tory Bastards who pay for it.

    They really are as thick as sh*t up here.

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  93. 360
    Twirzle says:

    Donohoe is nowhere near the most embarrassing. Have you heard of Jimmy Hood or Margaret Curran or Willie Bain or any Labour MP from Scotland? Have their voters been lobotomised or is it something in the water up there?

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  94. 365
    C U Jimmy says:

    There’s only one thing worse than a drunk Jock – a sober one!

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  95. 366
    Away up yur kilt! says:

    Donohoe – Paddy in Jockland ? – No fe*kin wonder!

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Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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