Farage reckons that his wife is the only person who could put up with being his secretary and that by definition then no British person could do the job. Turns out that isn’t quite the case. Appearing on the XPat Jobs website yesterday was a mock advert to be the UKIP leader’s PA, complete with a warning about the long and unsociable hours. In 12 hours 764 had applied for the fake job, 649 of them Brits. Ten Poles and five Romanians also went for it. And another German. Presumably the 26 million other potential applicants didn’t fancy it…